The night before last I woke up to my kitties making noise. I turned on the light and found them sniffing under the dresser. I thought, "a mouse!"

But they never caught it.

Last night my dogs were sniffing under the couch and I knew... the mouse was there but they didn't catch it either. Then, it was the middle of the night... I heard the kitties going crazy again... making a ton of noise and running around. I ignored it. The next thing I knew... Stoli (my girl cat) was on the bed attacking the blanket... this happens from time to time for no reason... the blanket just had it coming to it… but this went on and on for about 3 minutes

I turned on the light and guess what I found?

I'm terrible at guessing....lol. You'd better tell me the answer.

A dragon?

hahahaha... it was CRAZY

If only it was a dragon

Could be.
Could of been a dragon in the disguise of a badger.

Umm.......a dancing sea-horse wearing a suit?

Oh, you know I'm starting to get some horrid mental images... too many horror movies. :eek:

Please tell!

I really wish it was all of those things!

well, except the horror thing...

Pat Robertson?

Even him singing songs from "In a metal mood" would have been more welcomed

Umm.....Dirty Fingered Sam.....??? lol

A bat?

You saw a _______? You're right, I don't believe it!

A bat?

Oh, Raven's not here. You can say his name :p

A purple tree with a machine gun?

Always frightening.

I'll just wait.

Either somebody's going to guess eventually, or you'll tell...

I have patience, ;)

Man, you guys are so good at guessing!

A purple tree with a machine gun?

Always frightening.

It was a YELLOW tree! Sheesh......the mistakes that some people make.....

Nut uh. It only has a yellow ass... seeing as you know....

./shiver

Cockroach? xD They can fly right?

Nut uh. It only has a yellow ass... seeing as you know....

lol, but I have a.......*ahem ahem* :p

I feel like this could turn into a kids book:

The other night, lurking on my bed… nearly to my head… something awful that I dread…

*bites fingernail*.....Well...what was it?..I hate suspense!!! :)

A purple tree with a machine gun?
If only it had been one

Dirty Fingered Sam?
As likely as a lamb.

lol, but I have a.......*ahem ahem* :p

Aye, you keep aheming. Nobody wants to know about tree violation.

And what's worse than a murderous purple tree?

Apart from Bob.

A dragon?
No, but I wish I had a flagon

A dancing sea-horse wearing a suit?
Or an evil elf playing the flute?

The hell is a flagon?

All of these I would have desired
Instead of what actually transpired

For creeping softly on my bed
It’s beady little eyes engrained in my head

With sharp little claws
And fluffy little paws

Ayee yeah, I've forgotten the purpose of this thread now....

hahahaha

A Mouse

on my bed... right next to me... with my girl cat Stoli pawing at it!

The hell is a flagon?

large usually metal or pottery vessel (as for wine) with handle and spout and often a lid

A Mouse

Umm.....wasn't it there in one of my guesses......??? Maybe with the dancing sea-horse in a suit......

A frog?

Umm.....wasn't it there in one of my guesses......??? Maybe with the dancing sea-horse in a suit......

I didn't see it, but I was preoccupying myself with my little rhyming funness.

A mouse in the house?
Didya scream for your spouse?
and then boil up some water
the blankets to douse?

A mouse in the house?
Didya scream for your spouse?
and then boil up some water
the blankets to douse?

NICE. I LOVE it!

I didn't see it, but I was preoccupying myself with my little rhyming funness.

lol, I was joking :p

An owl? I hope not because that would be cruel.

Danke - had to jump into the mood :)

And surely! no owl
That would truly be fowl.

lol, I was joking :p

Haha! I'm a little slow! Just finished my coffee and still reeling from my mouse fiasco!

That didn't take long, lol. :p

That didn't take long, lol. :p

Patience......um, pays. lol :p

I know. I know.

It was a four inch crocodile with a smile a mile wide.

There, mystery over folks. Now get back to work.

That didn't take long, lol. :p

I didn't want to make people wait too long! And I have to go to a meeting soon so then you all would've had to wait another 6 hours!

It was a four inch crocodile with a smile a mile wide.


What, a croc?

I didn't want to make people wait too long! And I have to go to a meeting soon so then you all would've had to wait another 6 hours!

^^ That's called real suspense.



















.........Or plain stupidity :p

Okay, okay! Next time you have to wait 6 days!

What, a croc?


Hehe. Nice. :)

So, I flung them both off my bed... grabbed a cup from upstairs while my cats (Stoli and Patron) cornered the mouse. Then I caught it and took it outside. But... IT WAS IN MY BED!!!

Okay, okay! Next time you have to wait 6 days!

I can hardly wait! :p



(I'm getting influenced by you, Cogito :p)

Trouble makers... the lot!

Had one on my pillow once. I was dreaming of horses racing and jumping over my head because of the load noises. But as I woke up the noises continued. It was mickey. My hubby and I then chased it around the room for the next hour. It was great fun. :)

Had one on my pillow once. I was dreaming of horses racing and jumping over my head because of the load noises. But as I woke up the noises continued. It was mickey. My hubby and I then chased it around the room for the next hour. It was great fun. :)

Yay fun! :p

I woke my hubby up last night to help me and he wouldn't even get out of bed! This was before it ran into the living room.

And then there was the one when I was ickle that my ran between the legs of my dad and made him scream. Never laughed so much in my life!

And then there was the one when I was ickle that my ran between the legs of my dad made him scream. Never laughed so much in my life!

Yay laughter! :p lol

When I lived in Australia we had a ton in our room and you would hear screams from it often!

Yay laughter! :p lol

Okay, you are cracking me up!

No help from the spouse?
My God! What a louse.
Although I suppose
I have no right to grouse.

Okay, you are cracking me up!

Yay........um, can you re-arrange your sentence, please? (Yay re-arranging the sentences! :p)

No help from the spouse?
My God! What a louse.
Although I suppose
I have no right to grouse.

hahahaha

Yay........um, can you re-arrange your sentence, please? (Yay re-arranging the sentences! :p)

How about this:
cracking okay you up me are

Bye for now! Off to a 4 hour meeting!

How about this:
cracking okay you up me are

Yay insanity! :p

My dad's girlfriend has a cat and it always puts mice in his shoes - live.

The cat catches them, plays for a bit and then when its bored it just deposits them into his trainers.

Lol. That's quite amusing :p

That is funny! Yay 4 hour meeting that ended up being only 3 hours!

Yay insanity! :p

That was done in my yoda voice

I was standing in the grass this afternoon waiting for the school bus and my leg got really itchy all of a sudden. I look down and my foot and calf were covered in red ants. I started jumping up and down, swatting myself. Caden laughed at me, the bugger. Luckily, no bites, but it still felt freakin weird and it creeped me out.

I had that happen in Australia... but they weren't red ants. They were green ants up in the north and they bite like little buggers. We were playing sardines and I hid in a tree... but not for long!

A BLUE TREE AND IT WAS HOLDING AN AK 47!!! AND IT HAD PUPPIES HANGING FROM THE BRANCHES!!!
Get it right.

sheesh, nobody could guess...and she'd already mentioned it......TWICE!! :p., I guess intelligent doesn't go along well with you. lol....I used to disbelieve it....but whoever said....it, was so right.....writers are























































MAD HORSES ON A RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha....