No. Not even gasp.

TPBM would.

No,but she'd probably gush and make a fool of herself.

TPBM wrote something important to him/her today!

Eh, IDK:confused:

TPBM has gone five hours without sleep.

Longer!

TPBM hasn't been out of the house for two days.

I wish, no I don't, I don't know anymore:redface:

TPBM wants to go to bed, but can't.

So absolutely true its scary. Finish this scene, finish this scene.

TPBM is a vegetarian, but pretends otherwise around his/her meat eating friends.

MMMMM....... Cow.......

TPBM is also on a news website.

Nope.

TPBM would love to die by chocolate.

NO WAY!!!!!!!!

TPBM is a spy!

Uh, no, she's typing away on the tenth chapter of a novel, hoping to finish it before she has to return to work. "Ah, dreaded Monday's"

TPBM has never heard of The Brady Bunch and doesn't want to either.

Here's the story of a lovely lady, who was raising was raising up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, like their mother, the youngest one in curls. And here's the story, of a man named Brady, who was raising up three boys of his own....

Yes, yes I do know who the Brady bunch is.

TPBM thinks the Partidge family was better.

No. But David Cassidy was cuter than Greg.


TPBM has an all time favorite book?

Unfortunatley, not so much, but I do know of two books I'll always remember, they're Christopher Reeve's memoirs, one is Still Me but the title of the other escapes me.

TPBM only remebers Christopher Reeve as Superman.

For the most part yes.

TPBM enjoys Starbucks in the am?

I don't even drink coffee, I refuse to patronize Starbucks.

TPBM like Dunkin Donuts.

Yes, though they like my hips more.

TPBM thinks shopping is a drag.

Not really. LOL

Sorry but I would die without my daily dose of Starbucks.


TPBM prefers the city or the country?

The Country, though she works in the City.

TPBM is a neat freak.

That's not how it works. Make a statement, I will either affirm or refute it. Try again.

Sort of true. I like things to be clean and organized, but I'm not a "neat freak".


TPBM thinks that gray is one of the best colors ever. ;)

not...

TPBM has bad taste in shirts and other versions of upperbody wear

No way, I'm a fashionista!

TPBM has slept in his/her clothes at least once.

Once? Pretty much everytime! Perhaps I'm a little weird, I don't know. ;)

TPBM can speak with an Irish accent.

Only when she's in character.

TPBM would kiss a thousand frogs if it would save a life.

ahh....alas i would...

TPBM has cancelled something important just so they can sleep a little longer

More than once.

TPBM would rather surf than watch football.

are you out of your mind!!! wat is better than watching footie on the tele with the mates?

TPBM once got in an argument, realizing they'd lost persisted on the incorrect point for fear of being ridiculed by peers for making ludicrously false statements...wooo:p

TPBU has absolutely zero arguing skills and therefore would never participate in any activity in which she knows in advance that she will fail.

TPBM would choose Jennifer over Angelina every time.

yes, Jennifer is just so much sweeter:)

TPBM has at one time or another vowed to get revenge in that old epic way with fists clenched and jaw tight.

Yes, but Alias' Jennifer, not Jenny from the Block, although both appeal to me more than Angelina.

TPBM gnaws his or her toenails when nervous.

Yes, but only when nerves and a full moon occur simultaneously.

TPBM has big eyes and sharp teeth.

toenails? thats a new one. Cogito i suggest you go and see a specialist about that one:p

like you only when theres a full moon

TPBM has an alergy to some popular food

None

TPBM is incredibly handsome as the character in his new novel

alas we are similar in nature but not in appearance:redface:

TPBM has always wanted to write a love novel

Yes plus two or three other genres.

TPBM would jump at the chance to play the 'third man who fell in the mud" in a major Hollywood production.

Hmm...this is a tough one. I'm not the biggest fan of mud, though being in a Hollywood production would be intriguing......Let me see, I guess I would do it. :D


TPBM would like to make food for a living.

Never, ever, in a billion years. I will find a man to cook!

TPBM thinks TV ruined the world.

Definitely. ;)

TPBM likes listening to Celtic Thunder.

Only in Ireland and Scotland along with listening to the rain.

TPBM would be a cowboy in Texas if he didn't have to brand anything.

Hell yeah! :D I'd get to go see the Cowboys (the football team) :p

TPBM would rather jump off a cliff than read The Da Vinci Code

too late already read it.

TPBM is craazy about games

Nope.

TPBM is craazy. ;)

alright i give up. you caught me:)

TPBM has an addiction to procrastination

Yup! Sure do :p

TPBM is totally awesome and rad ;)

you bet...;)

TPBM cant stop smiling in their sleep when they dream of WF

That's definately not me!
TPBM likes chocolate milk!!!

AMEN! I love chocolate milk XD

TPBM likes those candies with alcohol in it

they have those!!!!!!!*runs out of room*

TPBM has never heard of candies with alcohol

Only in Jello.

TPBM hasn't had a bath in a week and doesn't care.

Never! I take bath or shower every day. ;)


TPBM likes eating mushrooms.

yes the ''shrooms'' are a personal favorite of mine

TPBM is going to post after me:p

Yeah!!! I MEAN NO!!! :D

TPBM is in love with Peanut Butter!

i love to eat it from the container with a spoon and a glass of milk....

TPBM is american

Yes, I am.

TPBM lives close to an ocean.

wat is your give or take distance for that. i live maybe 60miles from the ocean.

T/F music has a point

True, kind of. I believe that music should have a point, but not all music does. ;)

By the way, I consider 60 miles to be close to the ocean.


TPBM likes using emoticons.

Keep forgetting they are there, so no.

TPBM luvvvvs Basketball!

im too short to like basketball...

TPBM has posted over 100 videos on YouTube

100 more than the truth.

TPBM has never had a bad hair day in his life and would scream like the kid in Home Alone if he did.

im having one now. it seems to be the pattern of the past few weeks.

TPBM has problems telling people what they want

Alas, you have hit upon a great weakness in Daisy. :(

TPBM has attended the Headbanger's Ball.

Hmm.... I'm not so sure I even know what that is. :confused:

TPBM has an extensive vocabulary, or at least wants to.

Si! And in three languages. I've only conquered english thus far, but Spanish and Japanese, here I come:D

TPBM is fluent in at least one language they aren't native to.

I'm not quite fluent in Spanish, but I'm getting there. ;)

By the way, that is quite impressive that you know three languages. I wish I knew that many! :)
I also find it very interesting that you're learning Japanese.


TPBM would like to speak with an Irish accent.

I already do saome days.

Only know Spanish, tryng to learn Japanese, will study it in college. I have something to prove.

TPBM thinks anime is better than the rest.

Definitely! :D

TPBM watches TV only a few hours each week.

yeah, now.

TPBM has had a drastic change recently.

Yes, I went from a blond to a brunette and back again.

TPBM finds only one in ten are actually telling the truth.

I trust too much, and don't care enough to depend on others often. IOW I don't care enough to pay attention.

TPBM thinks Grease 2 was an atrocity.

Yes. A Monstrosity!

TPBM loves to wear tee shirts with a certain skateboarder pictured on the front.

If only I could find a scren tee with Tony Hawk's face....anyhoo

TPBM can skateboard.

I have never tried.

TPBM is currrently doing something they shouldn't be. :D

What, sticking my tongue out at a wolf?... Yes.:D

TPBM is picking on the little guy.

Always....

TPBM knows the little guy would miss it if I didn't.

Not true-harumph:p

TPBM listens to Beyonce and Dolly Parton.

Never.

TPBM secretly wished they would make a duet album.

hecks to de naw! It would be interesting though.

TPBM thinks Big Brother has gone too far.

Nope (Shhhhh ... they're listening.)

TPBM would appear on Real World

Uh, don't think so:rolleyes:

TPBM would if given the chance.

Nope it would cut into my forum time.

TPBM has developed a twitch where in they look at their computer's clock.

No, but I should....

TPBM has a mini me that scares them.

True I call him my son - and he is quite scary when he wakes me up before the Sun rises.



TPBM has thrown a pillow at their pet because they wanted to sleep in.

Pets, sibling and sometimes parents:D

TPBM like to wear mini skirts

She does! She does! :D

TPBM wishes girls would stop exerting their power over him.

oh so much...

TPBM has too much power over the opposite sex

Hmmm, that is a tough one. Everyone has too much. It is only a matter of how you use it, or don't use it, as the case may be. So... I will say no.

TPBM likes to wear black nail polish on all twenty digits.

ive been known to do some weird stuff but id have to say never done that one:p

TPBM loves a celebrity more than their partner

Well... since I have no partner, it's highly likely. :)

TPBM would prefer to ride a train over a plane.

True, I have a paranoia that the plan i'm riding on would fail at anytime :-(

TPBM likes to scuba dive

I don't know, I've never tried! I think I would though.

TPBM is having dinner in front of their computer.

Is dinner "lunch" where you are? If so, yes.

TPBM has an horrible inferiority complex.

yup horrible little thng...

TPBM can type really fast

Well, sorta. But with a lot of typos.

TPBM can hold his/her breath underwater for a half hour without coming up for air.

i cannot, but can anyone?

TPBM has once used their allure to get something they want

True, more than once, back before I grew up and learned I'd never wanted the "somethings" anyway - only the ego boost of getting them. Never, ever do it now.

TPBM would describe their hair as "long, silky, and black as night."

hehehe *lauhgs a bit* black yeah, long maybe but silky but nit silky. i literally have a mop on me head

TPBM is in love

I'm not, sadly.

TPBM will be going clubbing tonight.

No, but the character in my novel will.

TPBM has ten novels/stories going but hasn't finished one.

FAlse - I have finished one (a mystery)

TPBM has stopped conversations in the middle because they got a great story idea and had to write it down.

Many, many times or simply drifted off into a trance causing those around her to wonder if she was a narcoleptic.

TPBM teaches algebra to seventh graders who know more about it than he does.

False. I have tutored a couple of seventh graders in algebra, but it was because they needed some clarifications.

TPBM was too slow in responding to TBAM. ;)

True.

TPBM has grown a beard and started wearing black eyeliner since posting his Avatar pic.

Occasionally true.



T/F - You laugh at your own jokes.

So TRUE!

T/F - If you were any taller you'd have to duck to get through the door to your house?

True. In fact I DO clip my head in the doorway to where the recycle bins are, and I have to bend over to use the showers at my mother's place. Her father built the house, and he and Grandma weren't all that tall!

T/F - there's one cabinet door that always tries to poke your eye out.

True, it's right above the dishwasher.

T/F - You would trade one year of life expectancy to know what happens to you in the next twelve months.

False, nuh-uh, and HELL NO! I'd much rather live each moment when it comes, with all its freshness and surprises.

T/F - You're already in weekend mode

True

TPBM thought this was the game True Or False for a minute

:D Absolutely! That's what happens when you follow The Person Above You and playing two games at once.

TPBM would never follow the leader.

I am the leader. ;)

TPBM pees in pools.

I like my pools warm :cool:

TPBM loves pasta.

True!! I love pasta!! and steak!
TPBM Wants a pet monkey

no thank, theyre nothing but trouble

TPBM is tired but still wants to stay on the forum

no thank, theyre nothing but trouble

TPBM is tired but still wants to stay on the forum

True, although i might get off soon... and visit again after my nap... lol

TPBM hates dogs

Not at all, I love dogs!

TPBM has just woken up and is checking the forum first thing in the morning. Even before they have breakfast.

Wrong. It is 4:39PM and I have just finished a hard work day :). And I don't go on the internet before I eat breakfast. Food first.

TPBM would rather eat a LIVE bug for a million dollars, than to jump into a pool of DEADLY great whites for 2 million.

i would do that without a moments hesitation

TPBM is a junior member

True, but don't underestimate me even if that's the case! xD

TPBM is secretly part of a conspiracy to trick millions of kids around the world that a fat man in a red suit is actually....their candy god! :eek:

i feared that my plans had leaked, those santa elves cannot hold their booze!

TPBM is taking ballet lessons and is incredibly good at it

Ballet? Why of course, I'm just great at ballet! I'm just GREAT at falling down...eh, that's not it? :confused:

TPBM cosplays every weekend.

no i dont...:)

TPBM has great dexterity and Hand to Eye coordination

Hmm.... I have fairly good dexterity and decent hand to eye coordination, but its nothing impressive. :)

TPBM wants to get a loud stereo system, or already has one.

I definitely need a loud stereo system...I only have an iHome. >.>

TPBM loves to eat mongooses. xD

Doesn't everyone?

TPBM was a great white shark in a past life.

I surely hope not. Eating humans and raw fish (unless it's sushi XD) isn't a thought i want to think about right now.

TPBM likes to ask ridiculous questions

True!!

TPBM is on the writing forum instead of doing somthing they are supposed to do (like their job....lol)

Actually no. =) Job finished five hours ago and I am now just doing nothing. Well, apart from writing...


TPBM is currently trying to come up with a great concept for a new novel.

actually I've had the concept for ages, I'm currently trying to make the great novel!

TPBM once killed a bear by pulling a pose so funky that reality itself collapsed in around the creature, crushing it into a small cube, which they now wear as a necklace.

I almost did it. But I ended up laughing with the bear and we became best friends.

TPBM keeps ravens for pets.

Duh! who doesn't! :)
TPBM is secretly working for the FBI

Shhh... I'm trying to keep a low profile.

TPBM is Ian Fleming's alter ego.

TPBM isn't a person at all. They're an alien being bent on world destruction.

Could I really do worse that the current leaders?

TPBM is about to make a munchie run.

*zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooM!*

TPBM has been streaking:eek:

False. I slept bad. So I'm not in the mood for streaking.

TPBM climbs trees to scare birds

that'd be kinda cool . . . but no.

TPBM wants someone to talk to

True.
TPBM is not overly or anti social.

Erm what? xD If you mean am I anti-social, then yes.

TPBM - has ever worn legwarmers or armwarmers.

I have worn leg warmers - they were the height of fashion once! :)

TPBM would love to see a revival of 80's fashion.

TPBM would love to see a revival of 80's fashion.

Big Hair and those stupid pants? Sure I would love to see teens make moron's of themselves again. (I never worry about fashion because I never obey it)

TPBM has learned to enjoy reading in the candlelight because they lack the motivation/skill to fix the burned out bulb.

nuh uh!

TPBM likes looking at the moon on a romantic evening and howl like a wolf to scare their puppies.

Part one, yeah. Part 2, "somebody needs some sleep."

TPBM thinks that clowns are scary and cotton candy comes from a field.

well, where else would cotten candy come from.

TPBM loves to run around the house wearing a conical hat and singing show tunes. (you can't lie ur way out of it. I saw you.)

i thought we had an understanding about that, i was trying a new look!

TPBM likes to draw straight lines on their face and pretend to be a klingon

No, I haven't ever done that... But at the height of my goth days, I drew curled vines - extended from my eyeliner. lol.

TPBM knows all the words to every song in The Sound of Music.

just"the hills are alive with the sound of music.."nana nanana nanana....etc

TPBM parades around the house when they buy new clothes

Nah.

TPBM listens to indian hip-hop music (is there such a thing?)

TPBM hates life and everything else

used to but realized that life wasnt a person

TPBM has an alter ego

>.> No she doesn't! Since when is this the Baseless Lies thread?

Am I denying this a little much?

TPBM is so obsessed with writing that they write while on the toilet.

not true, but then everyone does that right?

TPBM can bend both elbows in reverse

Nope -

TPBM: Is loaded - rich beyond what any of us can imagine -

I wish...:)
TPBM likes Fall Out Boy (I'm only saying that because I'm listening to them right now :))

Yup, they're good

TPBM eats too much ice cream

It is scientifically proven that it is impossible for anyone to eat too much ice cream.

TPBM sometimes feels as if up is down and down is up.

doesn't everyone at some point?
TPBM is addicted to sour patch kids

Hmm, especially the green ones.

TPBM has dozed off at work but hasn't been caught yet.

hmmm....what?

TPBM is having one of those days when their hair is perfect

Well if this is what perfect is meant to be then I don't ever want to have a perfect hair day again!

The person below me is a purple monkey dishwasher caught in the fargy farg from the fam.

i cannot avoid replying this post....word...games...must be....complete... okay i am:p

TPBM has a need to quit but a desire to continue

No, I never quit!!! (I just take really long breaks.)

TPBM is currently mad at someone close to them.

yes, yes I am!!!!!!! ><

TPBM is a pink and purple polka dotted elephant with a flouro green trunk! :p

No. That is ridiculous. What's wrong with you? My truck is purple.


TPBM is a member of a top secret, government sponsered, elite twinkie eating team.

lol yeah right!

TPBM has the worlds largest collection of everything cute and nice and pretty and fluffy and girlie!

the best there is

TPBM has a need to munch on rose stems

as long as they have lots of thorns lol :p

TPBM loves chewing on toe nails :p <runs for the bucket>

*beats Torana to bucket and bears teeth* yes i do

TPBM listens to frank sinatra at the most inappropriate times.

<cries>

Listens to Spice Girls non stop all day long!!!

i told you that in strict confidence:eek:

TPBM is dressed in a bright yellow dress and is wearing a yellow scrunchie and smiles all day

ROFLMAO!

TPBM is a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater that is allergic to people lol :p

LOL

TPBM eats weeds from the garden and also puts them on sandwiches for everyone

mmmm num num LOL!

TPBM just got arrested for stealing the cookie! bahahahaha!

i didnt do it!!! id didnt doo it....check under the rock! under the rock!!!!

TPBM Is still hiding the infamous rock from me

*tries to look innocent while covering rock with brightcoloured blanket*

TPBM have just had to listen to another one of their parents' lectures about things to avoid out in the Big Bad World.

nope came here to get away from that:p

TPBM will soon give the above mentioned lectures

I sure hope not! Kids a few years in the future for me.

TPBM loves kitties!

kitties are too cute

TPBM is just waking up

Nah, been up for a couple hours now.

TPBM desperately needs something caffinated.

You are spot on again:)

TPBM will find what they are looking for

I certainly hope so. : /

TPBM like Renaissance literature.

i like the old stuff yeah. their grace and style is unparalelled

TPBM needs to take a break...and have a kit kat:p

nope i'm set, tho I should probabaly get breakfast...my parents will get mad at me if don't...:)
TPBM loves the lego star wars video games

false

TPBM knows wat UT3 means

maybe, does it mean unreal tournament 3?

TPBM is similar to Al Gore

yup you got it
i am nothing like al gore

TPBM is totally into pink chocolate and kittens

Pink chocolate sounds like it had completely violated the idea of chocolate, though kittens are pretty damn awesome.

TPBM sneezes in the morning, every morning.

nope
TPBM gets little obsessvive moments over celebrities they like

True, but I only allow myself one.

TPBM prefers to obsess over guitarists in rock bands.

nope

TPBM is in love with Hugh Lawrie

nope..
who the heck is that?

TPBM is emo

nope, about as far from it as you get whiel remaining normal and not an annoying preppy popular girl actually
TPBM watches american idol

oooooooooh, yuck, no way. well, maybe, but only at night and when no one else is around.

TPBM is so totally craving popcorn

Hmm sort of actually, going to see The Dark Knight on friday, and want to make it a proper cinema experience!

TPBM has got proof that they didn't CGI Davy Jones in Pirate of the Carribean, they actually used an actual man with an octopus face...

he's an old family friend and a really nice guy actually.

TPBM likes to set hedgehogs on fire and watch them burn to death (which I think personally is sick)

Of course not...chinchillas work much better.

Its all that wonderfully flammable poof.

TPBM loves their job.

I do! Unfortunately it's just one of those jobs over the summer, so a month from now I will be unemployed. Again. =(

TPBM doesn't quite love their job as much.

Yeah, my job is pretty boring, but I just got a raise... That's good right?? :D

TPBM is going to go give blood. (Because it's a good thing to do...)

Nah, I was out of the country a couple of weeks ago, so I'm not allowed to. But I will next time!

TPBM has a good sense of ethics and social responsibility.

Sure

TPBM watched the Dark Knight

it's a lie!! I haven't!!

TPBM has wonderfully shaped nipples

-.-
nope

TPBM hates a lot of ppl

Uh... true

TPBM eats babies for breakfast
(I hope you don't)

they taste like chicken

TPBM has a clone

If only...I'd send her to work for me.

TPBM has a cloning machine they'd let me use.

Yeah, I'll come over at three thirty to drop it off.

TPBM - likes apple sauce

It's true, though normal apples are better.

TPBM Secretly loves opera!

mmmm, false. I don't hate it, but I deffinately don't love it.

TPBM is impatient.

Yes, totally.

TPBM Hates To Sleep In Total Dark.

False. I must have total dark.

TPBM has perfect eyesight

20/20 Baby!

TPBM eats healthy

Absolutely, I have a snickers bar every day whether I want one or not.

TPBM would agree to live on a desert island for a year completely alone if they knew they would get paid $10K if they survived.

Just think about all of the writing I could get done. I mean, no more distractions. No more parents. Its like a heaven where you're getting paid to die.

TPBM is anxious to see if there tickets to see Ophra live have finally arrived. (btw, oprah is craaaaazy)

No - no, just no :(

TPBM Is Somewhat Insane

well if i was i probabalty wouldn't know it
TPBM is a freaky cat person whose lives alone surrounded by their many, many, many, cats

False, I hate Cats ;)

TPBM Is A Geek

i play videogames wayyyyyyyy to much, have an unatural interest in hardware and im a writer:p i suppose so

TPBM wishes they were an airforce pilot

false.

TPBM is a ninja

Sure

TPBM hates dogs

Yes. I eat dogs for breakfast.

TPBM is a crime-fighter in New York.....
that wears tights

Yes. They're purple, the tights.

TPBM likes lizards

yeah

TPBM like cats

Hate'm ;)

TPBM Is Asian

1/4th...? xD My grandmother is Japanese.

TPBM loves to swim.

oh jeeze no. I'm to easy to drown. I'd probably be able to find a way to drowned in the shower. Just wait, it'll happen.

TPBM is falling head over heal in love with Mints.

No, gross.. Mints are disgusting..

TPBM watches tv on the G4 Channel regualrly.

nope
TPBM is addicted to virtual-bubblewrap.com

I Wish.. ;)

TPBM has an addiction to something

yep, certain singers/bands :)
TPBM is actaully secretly working for Santa Claus to figure out if kids have been good or bad during the year

Yes, I'm a Gnome Spy Operative. ;)

TPBM is not a human.

*gasp* how did you know?!
TPBM is one of the cavemen from the Geico adds

Yes, the more handsome one.

TPBM is not really a human but a program created by Cogito.

That information is top secret!
TPBM's alter ego is Britney Spears

Oops, I did it again! ( sorry, I know it was cheesy )

TPBM likes chick flicks

Some chick flicks, depends on how girly it is (yes i know all chick flicks are girly)
TPBM secretly thinks that Barney is the best show on the planet and watches it when no one alse is around

No.

TPBM Liked The Da Vinci Code movie/book

Afraid not. Expecially the movie, ever sense I watched Cast Away, I haven't been able to look at Tom Hanks without thinking about volleyballs.


TPBM is really the one and only vampire Lestat.

No, I'm Noseferato silly!

TPBM Thinks this thread is a rip off of the T/F Thread

True.

TPBM would like to be the ruler of the world, if possible.

True.

TPBM likes starwars

yeah

TPBM has a screwed up computer

not screwed up, just slow...really slow
TPBM thinks that the styles in the 80's were cool

Actually true. Some of my favorite pairs of pants look like the danced to hair bands in 1983.

TPBM sometimes spends way too much time browsing the Free Stuff area of Craig's List in hopes of some sweet deals.

Nope!

TPBM had a dog at some point in their life.

Nope

TPBM believes in a god

sort of
TPBM is hungy but to lazy to get up and get somthing to eat

Yes ;)

TPBM Reads Webcomics

nope, but i do read online fanfics :)
TPBM loves the Harry Potter books

I liked them well enough. :D

TPBM was raised by aliens.

False. My alien parents abandoned me before I was two months old ;-)

The person below me crosses their hands while thinking.