Partially true.

What's wrong love? D:

TPBM loves vitamin water.

not really

TPBM is waiting for the day to end so they can sleep

quite true! they sleep, Im awake

TPBM has eyebags the size of Calcutta and wears them with pride!

well i dont exactly wear them wiht pride...i just long for sleep can u believe its only the 3rd day of HS and i'm already sleep deprived due to homework?!
TPBM had burgers for lunch

Nope, but I could sure go for one now.

TPBM made a new friend today.

ahhh.. technically i did, but i didn't mean/want to.... long story

The person below me has a cat

Yes! More then one ;) So, cats.

TPBM is tiiired!

Not really, for a change. LOL

TPBM is playing an RPG.

Yes! xD

TPBM will totally VM me and tell me about their week ;)

Too true!
TPBM has failed a class.

/A/ Class? Haha, many.

TPBM will VM me their deepest darkest secret so I can sell it o=

Notreally.

TPBM is having a great day :p

Yes, and TPBM is having a horrible day.

Nope!

TPBM is at school/work :p

Yup and TPBM is a nerd at......

Uhhm. I'm not sure what I'm a nerd at :p I mean. I know a little bit of everything and a lot of nothing. So. I don't know, you tell me!

TPBM loves their video games ;)

Yes definitely, especially Oblivion and TPBM enjoys disney and other such stuff.

MUAHAHA Bick loveesssss Disney ;) I'm working on drawing them atm for a class project, actually :p

TPBM will tell me their favorite Disney Character in VM :p

Ok i did, TPBM will tell me their favorite villain from a movie

White Goodman from Dodgeball. He was awesome :)

TPBM will tell me their favorite movie hero

My favorite movie hero is Aragorn, TPBM will vote for?

Obama.

TPBM cares about politics.

Nah, as long as they get the job done, it's probably because I am canadian but if i was american i would care. TPBM has political ambitions

Pshh. Me? Political? Ambitions? TPBM? Yeah...right. I probably sound like a child when I say this, but politics are boring. And I hate suits. So, no.

TPBM believes the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

i dunno, im sure i have at some point...
TPBM's legs are really sore....mine are....because i had to walk to school (its on a big hill), then on Wed. i had to run 2 miles for PE, walk around downtown for lunch w/ my friends, go to a 2 hour swim practice, all of which made my legs really sore, but thats not all! Today i had to walk to school again, then go to a swim meet and swim as hard and fast as possible which involves alot of kicking, now i can barely walk!!! Sorry....my legs just really hurt right now and i had to rant to someone :D

No my legs aren't sore, but you take care of yourself :)

TPBM hates phone tag! >.>

i dont know what phonne tag is:confused:

TPBM has a massive migrane

i dont know what phonne tag is:confused:

Phone tag is when someone calls you, but you can't answer so you call them back later, and THEY don't answer, and so on. It's very annoying.

And yes, I do have a massive migrane. My dogs are driving me crazy...they're barking at ghosts again. :P

TPBM didn't go to preschool.

nope i went to preschool
TPBM woke up in a bad mood but amazing music (David Cook) had cheered them up greatly :D

No, I wake up with my perpetual smile, unless the radio's playing David Cook or any thing else that Idols churns out.

TPBM likes having a slightly lopsided hairstyle

Perpetual smile... the joker...lol.

Nah, I don't have a haircut, just cut it down when it grows.

TPBM likes egg-in-a-basket for breakfast.

i dont know what phonne tag is

Okay :p I'll explain. That's when you call someone, and they miss your call. They call back, but then you miss their call. So you call back and they don't answer. And then you go off and do something and you miss their call again. It can go on like that forever. I HATE phone tag. >.>

TPBM likes egg-in-a-basket for breakfast.

Not sure what that is. BUT I love eggs for breakfast, so sure. Why not?

TPBM tends to get hyper when they've got an idea completely planned out in their mind.

Eggs-in-a-basket? I've heard of pigs-in-a-blanket, but not eggs-in-a-basket. It's probably something simple though and I'll feel stupid when I find out. :p

TPBM is a vegetarian.

No I supersize by Big Mac Meal everytime.

TPBM ate a snail once

nope

TPBM likes eating snails

Not really but I have tried them.

TPBM isn't afraid to try new things.

I'm genuinely petrified of all things new, and change, yeah not a big fan of that either.

TPBM is a millionaire (in USD not Zimbabwean Dollars)

if only, then i could actually donate moneyt to cancer research instead od sitting there crying throghout "stand up for cancer" wishing i could do something....to bad
TPBM thinks cancer is a really big issue and hope fervently for a cure

yeah i do, hope for a cure really soon, maybe next month?:p

TPBM has eaten alot of food today

Quite the opposite! Just a few slices of pineapple, actually. :eek: :redface:

TPBM has a pet fish.

:eek: i dont

TPBM likes to listen to rock with the system on full volume and jump around when noones looking.

Hehe, hehe...how did you know? Are you stalking me? :p

TPBM is a stalker.

Whoooow... how did you know. It where the flowers, right?

TPBM actually loved the flowers I send her!

Stalker. *evil eyes*

But I did love the flowers! Thank you so much! It's so cool that they're invisible and oderless.

TPBM loves someone. :3

Nope

TPBM stalks a lot of people

nope...stalking one person is hard enough!! especially when you don't even know you are stalking someone lol XD
TPBM is the King of stalkerdom

Nope

TPBM stalks one person

Thats right. Didn't I already confess my secret and non-existing love for Laughter Fading?

The person below me usually drinks a galon of olive oil before going on a date.

Only if garlic has been infused in said oil...

TPBM is addicted to sugar.

Wh-h-h-h-h-h-o-o-o tooooooooooooold you?! Hmh?! Who, who, who who who who who who who who who who who who who who...

Time to get my insuline shot. Jippie, insuline!

*Bounces around the room*

TPBM thinks sugar addicts deserve special care

well if they act like you jsut did yeah lol :D
TPBM wishes they could be as hyper as commongoods becuase they are really really sleep deprived

not really

TPBM likes eating sugar plain if there is such thing

i do actually

TPBM has heard Lux Aeterna and loves it.

Eternal Light? never heard of it.

The person below me would condsider eating a nugget of leprechaun droppings for 10,000USD

i'd have to pass, unless said leprechaun nugget was made of chocolate or something similar
TPBM is having massive sneeze attacks right now

Nope


TPBM is currently trying to not think about a looming deadline.

i'm too preoccupied with being sick and having massive, constant, sneeze attacks

TPBM wants a soda

Opens the fridge. I love mint pepsi.


TPBM really wants to watch a good movie right now.

i'd love to
TPBM wishes they could just relax tonight but they have a bunch of stuff still left to do so they can't

So true. I have an article due before Friday, I'm cleaning out my wife's comp, I .... you probably don't need to hear this. LOL.

TPBM knows a cure for the hiccups.

if only, i would be a millionaire!!!
TPBM kind of wants to eat and kind of doesn't and doesn't know which to choose

No but that describes my wife perfectly.

TPBM still gets up early on Christmas Day.

How else would I meet Santa?

TPBM doesn't believe in Santa.

I'm Jewish, so no.

TPBW hasn't seen the move Cloverfield.

correct

TPBM likes to have music wherever they go

how'd you know?!?

TPBM is an excellent charades player.

What's a charades?

TPBM aproves this message

agreed, for a small fee...one golden orb:D

TPBM thinks my comment is out of context

Maybe - but I'll go with it!

TPBM is looking wistfully out the window at the glorious weather

:eek: its raining.

TPBM is super uber hungry

yup, want a big hot fudge sundae
TPBM is fond of rabbits

I love rabbits. Grilled, stoved, you name it. Delicious animal.

TPBM couldn't care less who has the golden orb (atm it's me, btw)

nope i have it...:D

TPBM appreciates all types of music

Yes - with the one notable exception of the Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton Christmas album... >_>

TPBM has purple walls.

no they're white

TPBM has a backlog of work

True. But I still find time to take the golden orb from you :P

TPBM wants to join my cult.

hmm.....sorry. too busy lately =D

TPBM has a favorite bookstore

No. Well, kinda. But not really. =P

TPBM has an addiction to WOW.

never played it - many friends are though.

TPBM watches the food network religiously.

No. I do not watch Food Network religiously. More specifically, I have not watched Food Network even once.

The person below me is shocked that I have never watched Food Network.

-Fire of a Rose

Not really...

TPBM ate chocolate today.

Yes, in a chocolate chip cookie.

He person below me has a pen within three feet of them.
-Fire of a Rose

At all times, except when I am in the shower.

TPBM has raised or is raising a family.

not at all

TPBM is wearing socks.

Yes, they are. In fact, they will soon put on more socks, because their feet are cold.

The person below me is smiling.

-Fire of a Rose

I am now...

TPBM believes in magic.

And they always will.

TPBM does not have school tomorrow.

and never will...on a weekend

TPBM is planning to see Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist tomorrow...with his mother. :cool:

No, actually, I'm not even sure what that is...and my mother is busy.

The person below me is currently typing a response to this message.

Ah-ha! False, since I already finished writing a response to that message!

TPBM's favorite soung is Cotton Eyed Joe

No, it's "Second Chance" by Shinedown.

TPBM has a terrible, oozing sore growing in their intestine.

That's a dirty lie and you know it.


The person below me knows what a bodhran is (honestly, without googling it)

No, I don't and I'm too lazy to google it.

TPBM just got done having sex in the shower.

Nope.

TPBM is infatuated with paperclips.

Paperclips are useless wastes of office-supply-shop-shelving-space (alliteration, yay). Why not use a stapler instead? They don't fall out.


The person below me wants to be admitted to a mental institute, just to prove they're different.

Different is good, but I'm not that energetic to try to prove it to people. Lazy, I know, but I don't think some people would care.

TPBM secretly owns a plush Luigi doll.

No, but I do have a plush Mario doll my little sister made me. Shame, since I always preffered Luigi.

TPBM is suffering from Coulrophobia (fear of clowns)

Only scary clowns like when I was five and watched the movie It *shudders*

TPBM is paranoid...

Who told you?! It was... THEM, wasn't it! Close those windows damned, they're looking at us!

TPBM doesn't believe in THEM

I believe in THEM; there's always them, just not so sure what them you're talking about.

TPBM likes sushi.

Not remotely! :p

TPBM prefers to be barefoot at all times.

Nope, I actually like having my shoes on a lot.

TPBM likes Tool.

Yeah, Tool. Tool is great. Don't we all love Tool?


What the hell is Tool?

TPBM has read this entire forum

No lol just the the beginning few and the end few.

TPBM likes to dance.

Nope

TPBM have danced before

Yes I have. It was... impressive. Like a whale stuck on a beach is impressive.

TPBm would rather be writing then posting here.

Hmm... I think of this as my break. So, currently, no.

TPBM thinks I killed the "My golden orb"-thread.

Sure

TPBM thinks that CommonGoods killed the golden orb thread

Dunno, does rapid posting kill threads? If so, I murdered it. Brutally.

TPBM will make a post on the "My golden orb"-thread asap.

They might if they knew where to find it.

The person below me is smiling.

lol - I wasn't before, but for some reason that made me giggle. o_O

TPBM is a champion pool player.

I don't know. I've never played before- so probably not.

TPBM had a tummy ache.

P.S. Sorry for not posting the second part in my last post. Oops.

Not true, actually. I do have a head ache however. And I'm terribly cold (hate this time of year).

TPBM doesn't watch anime or read manga.

True. Completely. Without a doubt...

Ha. Yeah, right.

TPBM likes apple juice.

No, but I do love red apples... like someone else we both know.

TPBM has no idea who that person may be.

(L, did you know...)

False. It's my buddy Ryuk. Say "hi" Ryuk.

See? He's eating an apple as we speak. He reminds me of a clown, don't you agree?

No, not you Ryuk. I'm talking about another American that's named Ryuk (...)

Jkjk. Don't think I'm insane lol.

TPBM loves candy corn!

I hate that crap with a passion.


TPBM considers themselves to be normal.

If I'm normal, I seriously worry about the faith of humanity.

TPBM HAs never watched these anime;
Blood+
Claymore
Full Metal Alchemist
Last Exile
Death Note

true...i don't watch anime (mainly due to the fact that i don't own a tv). but i do read manga. =)
TPBM loves the color green

Well DUH. Emerald Green is my thing.


TPBM would be shocked to learn how much I despise anime/manga...

False. You're from Dublin, right?

Why don't you like candy corn? I may only like the white tiny tip but its all good.

TPBM eats whipped cream with their hot chocolate.

Hot chocolat? *Hurl* God I hate that stuff. The scent alone makes me want to rip my own throat out.

I hate it, with passion. So yeah, False.

T/F - If a tin can can't, the copper can can.

False. No true. Wait, false. Uhh...

I hate it when you ask those kinds of questions lol.

You like dogs, true or false?

cats are more fun.

TPBM is doing NaNoWriMo

Heh, had to look up what that ment. But False, sadly, I would, but simply don't have the time...

TPBM thinks November is the best month of the year.

false february is the best month of the year because its my birthday and sometimes peolple forget = liscence to party solo!!!!!

TPBM has a a book-no several books where all their scribblings and writings are kept.

HOW'D YOU KNOW?! Lol.

TPBM was a Pokemon Trainer back in the day.

no, heck no, i can't stand pokemon (sorry for all you pokemon lovers....my brother made me sure to hate it)
TPBM has something that is/will be published online

Nah, I need to set priorities.

1. Make myself a hot dog.
2. World Domination.
3. Get published.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to make your own hot dog?

TPBM doesn't like hot dogs.

Indeed. Hot dogs are gross. Even worse with that pickled cabbage stuff, cant spell it but sounds like "sour kraut".

TPBM is hungry.

I'm always hungry. I wish I had a hot dog...

TPBM doesn't believe that 25/5 = 14

i don't. how did you know?
TPBM only likes honey if it comes in a plastic bear container.

25/5 = 14

5 doesn't fit in 2. It fits in 5 once. So we jot down a 1. 5 fits in 20 4 times, so behind the 1 we put a 4. A 1 and a 4 makes 14.

14 + 14 + 14 + 14 + 14 = 4 + 4 + 4+ 4 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 25
(Costello)

And I love all honey. I just like it better when it comes from a plastic bear container! Is bear-licious that way!

TPBM spends half his waking live doubting his own decisions.

depends on the decisions
TPBM really wants Obama to win the American Presidential election

No need to want it; he already did! :)

TPBM thinks America is doomed.

Not sure. It's not like I'm the one whose in charge.

TPBM has a secret.

Don't we all?

TPBM does not have any secrets.

i've got secrets.

TPBM loves history.

Absolutely! I like to imagine that future people will imagine my face when they think, "I wonder what it would have been like to live in those times..."

TPBM is afraid of coconuts.

True. The just materialize in the air. I swear to god, there is some evil coconut-sprit who is aiming at me!

TPBM doesn't believe in the evil coconut-spirit

annggg....wrong. i do believe in it. infact it attcked me the other day and almost took a bite outta me.
TPBM is a Vernian

What is a Vernian?

TPBM knows what a Vernian is

I do indeed, and Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea, is one of my favourite books of all time.

TPBM ne peut pas lire des francais.

I don't speak french, but since I know Italian and Spanish I can sometimes understand it. It's harder to read it though.

TPBM has a lovely british accent.

ah..so sad. my accent sucks. and vernian is an ardent lover of jules verne's works and actually believes them to be true(see the movie 'journey to center of the earth).
TPBM has three moles on his face.

Nope, not a one! :D

TPBM once sneaked across the Canadian border just to earn some street/gansta cred.

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp213/ladie_lovley/westside.gif

No way! too cold up there, and besides, i already have plenty of street cred. :D
TPBM is craving chocolate.

Nah, sweet tooth is on holidays

The person below me is be related to the following.

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[Oh, now that's just WRONG!!! :D]

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The person below has a better diet than this guy,

Is there even a number high enough to count the carbs in that thing?! It's a freaking nightmare, made out of meat and bread!

TPBM doesn't think.

False. If I want to write, I better be a thinker.

TPBM has a fake tan.

Nope. Never.

Tpbm buys Halloween candy on Nov 1st cause it is super cheap.

Oh yeah I do! I look for the left over bags of mini Kit-Kat, Milky Way, Almond Joy, and Snickers! Yeah! :D

TPBM has fallen in love with at least one of their teachers.

Quite true (If you mean teacher in the acts of love...)

TPBM Owns at least ONE Transformers Toy.

I deny that reality.

TPBM lives in a different reality as well.

True. It's a lot more fun.

TPBM knows how to ballroom dance.

Lies, I tell you. Although my dancing is impressive... like a whale stuck on a beach is impressive.

TPBM thinks Africa should be left alone.

Not true for certain African countries.

...

TPBM has never been in love before.

Ah, lies again. Although I will be the last person to confess tht I have been in love before...

TPBM doesn't like cryptic posts

Eh, I just ignore those ones.

TPBM can whistle.

Omfg, my darkest secret; I actually can't whistle! My second darkest secret is the fact that I sometimes (accidently) use l33t speak...

TPBM s l33t stf roflmao!11oneeleven!!BBQsoce!

Heh heh hehh... what? Lol. I don't know what that is haha.

TPBM can explain to me what that is.

It says :
The person below me is leet (as in elite, meaning very good) stuff (rolling over the floor laughing my ass off). The "1" etc happen when you miss the shift button when you try to write an "!". One Eleven means 1 and 11, which mean ! and !!, together !!!. The BBQsoce means BBQ sauce... dunno why I added that.

TPBM is fluent in l33t-speak

Of course I am--since you explained it already :p

TPBM needs a nap

Yes I do- or just an extended sleep

TPBM drinks tea.

Nope. Coffee.

TPBM has often wished they could fly.

Well Peter Pan made it look fun...

TPBM isn't afraid of anything.

So untrue...

***

TPBM would love to go to Antarctica one day.

Hellz yeah!

TPBM would like to come along for the ride.

Rather not... I hate nature.

TPBM watches Boston Legal.

I wish - I dont even know what it is!

TPBM secretly listen to the music of John Tesh.

NOOOOOOOO!!! I do not.
*By the way, DENNY CRANE!*
TPBM is Peregrine.

No, I'm human... Waith, what?

TPBM isn't human!

True, true, true. Sort of.

TPBM is not TPBM!

Har har har, so you figured it out! I'm TPAY! (The Person Above You)

TPBM isn't TPAY!

It depends on when you ask.

TPBM has tried to turn an F on a report card into a B to fool the 'rents.

Nope I always got good grades when I was younger, and when I got older I just didn't bother to tell them my rare failure test grades because the homework and classwork always averaged to a good grade.

TPBM wasn't/still isn't a good student.

Untrue. I'm a brilliant student. :D

TPBM is EVIL!

Nope I am very much an angel :D

TPBM resembles a wolf.

No! I have no gray hair!

TPBM really does watch Boston Legal.

Again...what? Never heard of it so false.

TPBM likes snow.

Only if it's under my skis. So true, then.

TPBM can't ski.

I'm talented when it comes to athletic events, but I've never been on skiis before. So it's plausable.

TPBM likes m&m's.

Hate the little buggers. Have no love for choclat anyway.

TPBM doubts if I'm human.

true; you are actually an Autobot

***

TPBM liked/likes transformers.

YEEESS! YEESS I DOOOO! And I'm not ashamed.

TPBM has seen the Matrix.

True (at least 5xs), but was disappointed in the sequels.

...

TPBM has read Enders Game.

No, actualy, I haven't. Is it any good?

TPBM doesn't read books anymore

are you crazy? i could never give that up

TPBM is obsessed with Hilary Duff

She melts brains.

TPBM has no brain

*shrug* personally i disagree.
TPBM likes lemons =)

I do, actually :) Half a lemon, some sugar... very refreshing!

TPBM doesn't like sugar!

i love sugar
TPBM is a fairy
TPAM is a nutter

*flutters wings* Of course I'm a tiny little fairy. Did you realize how many hops I had to do to type this post?

TPBM is an elf.

Ehm, sure, Ti, if you want me to be... I mean, obviously I am an elf, but then again, andersonkyle also thinks I'm a nutter, so I may be wrong alltogether...

TPBM thinks it's wrong that I think it's right to think he's wrong.

Hmm... nope! You mean about being a nutter though, right? Because you did say he.

TPBM has dummy allergies.

A nutter and dummy allergies? I'm pathetic, aren't I?

TPBM thinks I should just throw myself of a bridge.

No don't do that, then no one will post after me!

TPBM is thirsty.

a little bit

TPBM is from jupiter

Nope. I'm actually from Saturn. It's the most graceful of all the planets.

TPBM believes horoscopes.

sometimes, i have had a couple that were really accurate and they weren't extremely generic either, but generally no

TPBM wants to get a new background for their cell phone

Actualy, just a new celphone would be nice. Wish they would make the damn things waterproof. Wouldn't mind if it had a new background as well...

TPBM with he/she was the person below him.

im a bit confused...but if you mean the person below you wsa the person below Ti Odi then yes

TPBM believes in the chain mail letters that get sent through email, in which case if you don't reply to this post 5 minutes after reading it then you will have bad luck for 60 years, but if you do reply then something good will happen at exactly 1:27:98 (seconds) am tomorrow

I don't. Mostly because I don't believe in luck. After all, there is only the Force.

TPBM doesn't believe in the Force

Is that an allusion from Star Wars? I've never seen Star Wars...so I guess that's not true.

TPBM likes animals.

You've never seen Star Wars? What are you still doing here, you don't deserve to write on these forums! :p

Didn't you see the rules before you posted; #26.5.3.B ; Must have seen Revenge of the Sith at least 3 times. :D

And I do like animals. They are delicious. :)

TPBM doesn't eat rabbits.

No! You can't eat rabbits!

TPBM doesn't eat rabbits either.

PS. Star Wars seems boring anyway...

Lier, I just said I do! Read posts! :p

They are delicious actualy...

TPBM prefers vegetables over meat.

Nope, but I don't eat rabbits! Jeez...

TPBM likes Cracker Jack.

True, but I prefer some well cooked rabbit...

TPBM thinks I should stop talking about how delicious rabbit is.

True because eating a rabbit is as mean as eating a doggy.

TPBM- let me guess- also eats doggies.

Nooooo... well, I've never tasted one before. Perhaps if it was tasty...

TPBM is scared of me now...

maybe a little...

TPBM likes pretzels, alot :)

Only the soft ones.

TPBM likes turtles.

I do. I actualy have a turtle skull in my room...

TPBM thinks I should go get some sleep

Only if they are Gofer Turtles. No like Terrapins. Have salmonella.


TPBM like curry.

Curry is gross. Yuck!

I don't know, do you want to sleep?

TPBM likes baseball.

i like to watch it

TPBM doesn't get why american football is so popular

I do, I do!

(It's the cheerleaders!)

TPBM is a cheerleader!

Former dancer/ gymnast... but never a cheerleader. You call us a cheerleader and we'll get so angry we'll have to punch your face in... the title is degrading.

TPBM has never been below me before.

Not unless you count that crazy night in Rio when we had too many cervejas :D

TPBM is a superhero by night.

nope
TPBM IS ironman

Indeed.

TPBM is not as lucky as Ti Odio E Ti Amo was in Rio.

Oh, I've had more nights in 'Rio' than I care to mention. :D

TPBM wants to play bass in a rock band.

Hell yeah baby!

Now go buy me a bass!

TPBM thinks the remarks Alexa made about being under Ti were somewhat unapropriate

True!

When I first read your post, I thought, "Gimme a break, it was a joke...unless..." So I checked Ti's profile, and sure enough, she's only 17 :eek: Yikes! No more rude allusions without profile checks from now on.

Ti, I apologize!

TPBM is having a good laugh right now

Actualy, I am :p Ti is used to being treated this way by now, you don't know half of it (the number of times she was threathened with having to strip if she didn't gimme back my golden orb!).

So, by all means, more rude allusions concerning Ti please :D (and less concerning me, while you are at it :))

TPBM has never insulted anyone in his/her life!

No I haven't. I'm a good person.:cool:

TPBM is trouble.

Every color, every flavor. :rolleyes:


TPBM likes cold pizza better than hot.

It's pizza. That's like saying "something good is better then something good".

I mean... It's pizza!

TPBM doesn't like pizza.

Not if it has anchovies on it!

TPBM talks to him/ her self.

No, never. / Never? Yeah, right.

..

TPBM wishes they were having something other than turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

True. Show me the pumpkin pies.

TPBM eats so much during thanksgiving that he or she just moans on the couch for hours.

lol true.

TPBM knows how important it is to do what you need to do today so you can procrastinate for 3 days after that.

heck yes!

TPBM is having the best week ever!!

Well hello, i have the whole week to myself (no work, just me, tv, internet, and the fridge)

Hell yeah!

TPBM Thinks they would do a better good job of running their country better then their present leader?

true, that dude should be given the sack.

TPBM knows the true and pure awesomeness that is CRYSIS Warhead

nope sorry

TPBM jsut got out of school/work like 3 hours early for a half hour dentist appt

:eek:you don't know!!!!!!!!!! how unfortunate.
i hate the dentist. i would rather stay in school/work.

TPBM has just played/watched something scary

nope, actually i just got a pedicure and tlaked about writing :P

TPBM just realized ther are actuallly really hungry

Nope ... and it has NOTHING to do with that homemade ice cream in the freezer.

TPBM can never start their day without a hot cup of black coffee.

True, so true.

Wolfie, I just walked half a mile in search of coffee because the bakery next to where I live couldn't take my debit card and I had no cash. I am making coffee as we speak. :D

TPBM would like to feel what it is to be a true and real vampire for just one night.

after reading the twilight series, sure. but frankly i have a problem with blood. one glance and i'm out like a lightbulb (would that be potentially problematic?)

TPBM likes to eat donuts as a midnight snack (mmmm....)

Glup, donuts? No thanks, you can have them all...

Try bread with cheese. Now THAT is a midnight snack.

TPBM doesn't eat cheese

False! Cheese is LIFE!

TPBM has never heard of Wensleydale Cheese.

I'm Dutch. I live in the Netherlands. We OWN cheese. Every time someone in your country says "cheese" or eats cheese, they have to pay my government a dollar.

How do you think we managed to buy Fortis?

TPBM doesn't believe in the awesomeness of the Netherlands

Het Nederland is een prachtig land!

I spent my 21st birthday in Amsterdam and had ALL the fun!

TPBM has never left their home country.

Geweldig man! Ik woon op minder dan 5 kilometer van hartje Amsterdam.

(Translation: Awesome mate! I live less then 5 kilomters from the centre of Amsterdam.)

TPBM didn't need the translation

SORRY...don't speak....Dutch?

TPBM can't understand this: Tu as faim? Oui, je faim.