Are you hungry? Yes, i'm hungry.

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TPBM has a major crush on the french actor Gérard Depardieu: http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/depardieu.jpg
*laughs*

He was actually pretty cute when he was young. Check out the movie 1900 (Novecento) staring an equally coltish Robert De Niro.

TPBM just made a face at the fact that I said Gérard Depardieu might have ever been attractive.

I just saw him in a movie about Balzac... Aparantly he is atractive, 'cause he seemed to get all the ladies...

TPBM doesn't believe Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. (

True - it was actually me in another life.

TPBM uses old CD's as drink coasters because they are really into being green.

Hell yeah baby!

Wait, what?

TPBM thinks I should stop saying the "Hell yeah baby!"-line

well im not really a good judge of that because i dont know if you say it too much
TPBM thinks the USA is actaully as good as its supposed to be

True. But let rephrase that;

I think the USA is actualy as crap as it should be. It's the perfect amount of crap. Any crappier, and it would be called France, any less, and noone would be afraid of the big-bad-west.

TPBM has no idea what I tried to prove with that last phrase.

True.

And hey - I like France :p

TPBM is having a good day

pretty good :)

TPBm is listening to their favorite singer right now

Nah, CSI:NY is on in the background.

TPBM likes small puppies, especially the ones with one white ear and teeny weeny bob marley bandanas.

Puppies!
http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/animal-wallpapers-pictures/4-cute-puppies-wallpaper-640x480.jpg

TPBM thinks it's a tad odd a guy likes puppies

Absolutely.

TPBM is a published writer.

False *sob*

TPBM wants to buy me a cute little puppy.

well i would, but i don'r know how to get it too you, and i'm broke...sorry

TPBM is in denial about the fact that their pet(s) will die one day (yeah...umm about that...)

True :( Pebbles the wonder-dogg will live forever.

TPBM Doesnt love animals half as much as i do!

depends on the animal, if you talking about my animals then heck no! but if your talking about your own then yes...all depends :)

TPBM has and adores cats

No, cats are for crazy ladies. I'm allergic to cats anyway... Perhaps I could find an interesting goldfish...

TPBM thinks I shouldn't get a goldfish

Don’t.

TPBM is a horseman or horsewomen.

False. Horses are too big and waaay scary. They arent cuddly enough for my liking!

TPBM collects "my little pony" dolls

no, though I do have one but that was only a gift I got referring to an inside joke, its never been opened, actually I'm not sure where it is...its buried somewhere within my room

TPBM loved barbies

if they were sitting on a rock 20yards away and i had my pellet gun:D they made awesome target practise!

TPBM needs to talk to someone about something important

Yeah. I have to report you to the proper authorities. I mean, shooting at babies with a pellet rifle? I mean, DAMN.

TPBM is tha propah authorateh!

YEAH

TPBM is someone

Why yes...

TPBM has been on the internet.

shockinly yes lol

TPBM thinks commongood should not report soujiroseta for shotting babires because not babies were being shot, it was barbies

Actually I think they should throw away the key.


TPBM has chewed on aluminum foil before.

Chewed?!?!
Chewing actually, it's my favourite pastime :)

TPBM is aged 24 with blonde hair, good sense of humour, is allergic to jelly babies, is stuck in a dead end job, enjoys listening to folk music and likes watching Heroes on tv

close?

No, sorry...

TPBM watches Lost...

well I do have a sense of humor, but infact I have brown hair, I'm not allergic to jelly beans, I don't listen to folk music, I've never watched Heroes, I'm younger than 24, and I'm way to young to be stuck in a dead end job, though I do have job :)

TPBM knows Mercer Island Washington and it's reputation (no I don't live there, incase you do know it)

No

TPBM is a silly goose

sometimes i guess but then again isn't everyone?

TPBM is doing something that has to be done, but they really don't want to do it

It's called "being at school". Touche.

TPBM thinks school is great and amazing and pretty and what not!

not so much

TPBM wonders why every school except their own has a 2 hour delay

of course. and now the roads are all ice.

TPBM is thinking that marshmellows are very appealing right now

eww yuck no dont entertain them.....

TPBM thinks marshmallows should be illegal.

well plain marchmallows should be, but ofr like hot chocolate or something they're fine

TPBM loves the Holiday Season!!!!!!!

Oh, don't we all!

TPBM thinks Santa is actualy lives in Mexico. Hell, if I had a flying sled, I wouldn't head for the North Pole...

interesting thought...but Santa not living in the north pole is just wrong....sorry

TPBM is Santa's best friend

booYAH!! By the way, if you didn't get that...that was me celebrating that my homosexual elf costume actually fooled someone!!

TPBM considers that all their friends like like them...(they also have split personalities, note the 'their' and 'them')

not so much

TPBM is really cold

Yes :( with no socks.

TPBM wants to buy me some socks.

Nah, it's more of a give you socks than buy you socks

TPBM wants to buy me a detached house in Australia along with a one-way plane ticket to Australia.

Sorry but I don't think I have that many quarters in my green dinosaur piggy bank.

TPBM likes yellow more than blue.

depends on the shade of the yellow and or blue, though from my name I suppose I should say yellow lol

TPBM wants to know what the name TI Odio E Ti Amo means

Yes I do...has it got anything to do with the little dog in Garfield?

TPBM has a bike, and can ride it if they like, it's got a basket, a bell and lots of things to make it look good.

no basket, and the front tire has a leak so I have to pump it up anytime I want to ride it, but I do have a bike :)

TPBM really hates the Pussycat Dolls

not so much hate as utterly loathe :p

TPBM wants to fly in a hot air balloon

I dunno, it could be cool but i don't really liike heights...
TPBM is watching their dog laying his head on his paws and looking utterly adorable like my dog :)

http://writingforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=275&stc=1&d=1231204408

Actually my dog lays on her back, but that's okay, it's still adorable.

TPBM wears socks with sandals... in the winter.

:eek: NO. ><


TPBM dips their McDonalds french fries into ice cream

ewww.....i strongly dislike mcdonald's. now fries in a wendy's frosty, that's good.

TPBM loves gloomy, rainy days

not really....

TPBM loves the smell of clothes that just came out of the dryer...mmmmm.....