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poetryliberates
12-19-2006, 05:36 AM
You know the drill, add 5 words only in a new post. lets see what we can create
with a traditional beginning.............
Once apon a time in
Raven
12-19-2006, 07:15 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived
newguy
12-19-2006, 07:43 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named
Raven
12-19-2006, 07:55 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to
poetryliberates
12-20-2006, 02:42 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room
ariella
12-20-2006, 02:49 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even
poetryliberates
12-20-2006, 02:52 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
ariella
12-20-2006, 02:56 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but
poetryliberates
12-20-2006, 02:58 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail,
Robert
12-20-2006, 05:38 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night
poetryliberates
12-20-2006, 05:50 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the
Robert
12-20-2006, 06:11 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs
ariella
12-20-2006, 06:12 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises
poetryliberates
12-20-2006, 06:29 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged
ariella
12-20-2006, 06:34 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew
poetryliberates
12-20-2006, 06:44 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly
ariella
12-20-2006, 06:49 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated
poetryliberates
12-20-2006, 06:55 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat
ariella
12-20-2006, 06:58 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated
poetryliberates
12-20-2006, 07:23 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore
newguy
12-21-2006, 11:08 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again
Raven
12-21-2006, 03:18 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness
poetryliberates
12-21-2006, 04:58 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats
Raven
12-22-2006, 01:01 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
IndianaJoan
12-22-2006, 01:05 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his
The Reaper
12-22-2006, 04:59 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He
Raven
12-22-2006, 06:18 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key
poetryliberates
12-22-2006, 07:16 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door
Raven
12-23-2006, 01:08 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house
ariella
12-24-2006, 04:18 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside and searching for
poetryliberates
12-24-2006, 06:37 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of
ariella
12-24-2006, 06:49 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found
poetryliberates
12-24-2006, 07:02 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and
ariella
12-24-2006, 07:10 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the
Raven
12-24-2006, 07:53 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading
ariella
12-24-2006, 08:20 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding
Raven
12-24-2006, 08:22 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so
Jack The Ripper
12-24-2006, 01:36 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it
Raven
12-24-2006, 01:37 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig
Jack The Ripper
12-24-2006, 01:37 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry
poetryliberates
12-24-2006, 08:57 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until
ariella
12-25-2006, 04:06 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched
newguy
12-25-2006, 07:46 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat
poetryliberates
12-27-2006, 06:56 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see
ariella
12-27-2006, 07:05 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into
poetryliberates
12-27-2006, 07:37 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He
ariella
12-27-2006, 07:39 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in
newguy
12-27-2006, 08:30 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it
ariella
12-27-2006, 08:42 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His
Raven
12-27-2006, 09:45 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist
ariella
12-27-2006, 10:04 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging
Raven
12-27-2006, 10:10 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
Princes
12-28-2006, 01:26 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs
Raven
12-28-2006, 01:53 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs with saliva drooling down to
Jack The Ripper
12-28-2006, 07:12 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs with saliva drooling down to the ground In
poetryliberates
12-29-2006, 12:53 AM
his fist clenched tightly into a fist??? lol
newguy
12-29-2006, 03:01 AM
The Alien had large Fangs with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that
poetryliberates
12-29-2006, 04:07 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and
ariella
12-29-2006, 04:31 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning
Jack The Ripper
12-29-2006, 06:57 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
Raven
12-29-2006, 07:04 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its
ariella
12-31-2006, 08:27 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the
Raven
12-31-2006, 09:34 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street
poetryliberates
01-01-2007, 12:31 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage
Raven
01-01-2007, 05:16 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the
poetryliberates
01-01-2007, 05:19 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell
Raven
01-01-2007, 05:22 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell, the beast killed without warning.
poetryliberates
01-01-2007, 05:25 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell, the beast killed without warning. The ruthless slaughter went on
Raven
01-01-2007, 05:26 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind
poetryliberates
01-01-2007, 05:31 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and
Raven
01-01-2007, 05:38 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns
poetryliberates
01-01-2007, 05:43 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the
Raven
01-01-2007, 06:18 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then
Jack The Ripper
01-01-2007, 06:43 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
poetryliberates
01-01-2007, 06:46 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran
Jack The Ripper
01-01-2007, 06:48 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason.
poetryliberates
01-01-2007, 06:55 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets
Raven
01-01-2007, 07:00 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide
poetryliberates
01-01-2007, 07:04 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything
Raven
01-01-2007, 07:23 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo
ariella
01-01-2007, 07:44 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with
Jack The Ripper
01-01-2007, 08:27 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded
ariella
01-01-2007, 08:32 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the
Jack The Ripper
01-01-2007, 08:36 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
Raven
01-01-2007, 08:40 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain
poetryliberates
01-02-2007, 03:55 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into
ariella
01-02-2007, 03:59 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and
poetryliberates
01-02-2007, 04:13 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it
ariella
01-02-2007, 04:14 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out
poetryliberates
01-02-2007, 04:16 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it
ariella
01-02-2007, 04:19 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
poetryliberates
01-02-2007, 04:22 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
As it lay apon the
Raven
01-02-2007, 08:07 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast
Jack The Ripper
01-02-2007, 10:38 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring intimidating the locals into
poetryliberates
01-02-2007, 08:36 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed
Raven
01-03-2007, 02:37 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came
poetryliberates
01-03-2007, 03:00 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of
Raven
01-03-2007, 07:18 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all
Randomer 720
01-03-2007, 03:08 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with
Raven
01-03-2007, 03:36 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers
poetryliberates
01-04-2007, 04:21 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action
Raven
01-05-2007, 10:14 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a
ariella
01-17-2007, 10:48 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was
Raven
01-18-2007, 05:44 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob.
ariella
01-18-2007, 07:11 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere
Raven
01-18-2007, 10:40 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up.
ariella
01-20-2007, 12:15 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened
poetryliberates
02-03-2007, 04:10 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens.
Crazy Ivan
02-04-2007, 11:08 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples
Crazy Ivan
02-05-2007, 05:53 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of
ItalianStallion
02-09-2007, 06:26 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back.
ariella
02-14-2007, 10:48 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea
Misstikal
02-22-2007, 04:28 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked
ariella
02-22-2007, 04:48 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around
Misstikal
02-22-2007, 04:57 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
ariella
02-22-2007, 04:59 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo
Misstikal
02-22-2007, 05:05 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics
ariella
02-22-2007, 05:11 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time
Raven
02-27-2007, 05:42 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But
ariella
02-27-2007, 06:25 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked
Raven
03-01-2007, 05:51 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
ariella
03-02-2007, 03:52 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was
Misstikal
03-02-2007, 08:42 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to
ariella
03-02-2007, 08:45 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible
Raven
03-02-2007, 08:52 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing
ariella
03-02-2007, 09:01 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made everyone
Torana
03-13-2007, 01:35 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
Raven
04-03-2007, 05:22 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead.
Torana
04-03-2007, 05:45 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way
Raven
04-03-2007, 10:58 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie
Torana
04-03-2007, 08:34 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime
WhiteRider
04-04-2007, 12:05 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck the
Torana
04-04-2007, 01:16 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him
Raven
04-07-2007, 07:56 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh
Torana
04-07-2007, 09:07 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth.
Heather Louise
04-07-2007, 03:56 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Torana
04-13-2007, 07:47 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation
Raven
04-17-2007, 05:53 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held
Torana
04-17-2007, 11:33 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal
Raven
04-19-2007, 05:44 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand.
Torana
04-19-2007, 07:21 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered
Raven
04-19-2007, 07:23 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there.
Torana
04-19-2007, 07:29 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that
Raven
04-19-2007, 07:35 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have
Torana
04-19-2007, 07:39 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at
Raven
04-19-2007, 07:40 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly
Torana
04-19-2007, 07:42 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few
Raven
04-19-2007, 07:43 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket
Torana
04-19-2007, 07:47 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in
Raven
06-17-2007, 12:39 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth
Torana
06-21-2007, 05:38 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began
Cogito
06-21-2007, 11:45 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently
Raven
06-21-2007, 12:40 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey
Cogito
06-21-2007, 07:42 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon.
Raven
06-22-2007, 05:02 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming.
Torana
12-18-2007, 08:35 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Olson stood in total amazement
Cogito
12-18-2007, 01:30 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary
Torana
12-19-2007, 03:04 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his
Serendipity666
05-20-2008, 06:10 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater.
Torana
05-20-2008, 06:14 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater. With a heavy heart hung
Aurora_Black
05-24-2008, 07:33 PM
"With a heart heavy hung" - previous
he treads his path alone. - My addition
Terra Valentine
06-27-2008, 04:33 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater. With a heavy heart hung he treads his path alone. All he could think about
Hubert
07-17-2008, 12:04 PM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater. With a heavy heart hung he treads his path alone. All he could think about was that he was hungry.
Torana
08-01-2008, 07:23 AM
Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.
Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to
dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.
He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.
The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.
The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.
Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.
Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.
Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.
Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.
Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.
So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.
Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.
He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.
The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater. With a heavy heart hung he treads his path alone. All he could think about was that he was hungry.
"mmmmmm... steak burger." saliva pooled
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