granted, you are ready to go into town but have fallen into an eternal sleep.

I wish I was banned from the forum........lol

Sorry. I can't compute. :p Meaning nevernevernevernever granted. Ever D:

I wish Torana would never leave the forum :p

Granted, now her rotting corpse is laying in the middle of the forum and everyone has left, even yourself cause it stinks that badly.

I wish I was a fly

But no :( ./cries

Granted! You fly right into a wall but don't get hurt because Bick says so :p

I wish Tor didn't die and rot :(

granted, now she's not rotting, but her ghost is haunting you.

I wish I liked people.

Granted but they all hate you.

I wish I knew why Oola didn't like people.

Granted - now you know all the people I don't like. Have fun with that!

I wish those people would move to Antartica and stop bothering Bick and I.

Granted! They start a new ice age as a revenge on us both :eek:

I wish this coffee wasn't so damned good!

granted - now it's awful, but you still have to drink it.

I wish I thought of things faster instead of lying in bed at night thinking what I should've said.

granted - But now you say the things on time, but they're still just as stupid as they sounded when you heard them while laying in your bed.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight

Granted, you were fired.

I wish I hadn't just made a promise to the kids that my mother just made me break.

Granted, you never made the promise. Instead, you promised them each a purebred Alaskan pony. Good luck finding one ;)

I wish it wasn't 7:46

granted, it it 7:46:59 :p

I wish my family could stop being so arrogant and condescending for just five minutes of their damned lives! ><

Granted they leave you in peace, but never come back :(

I wish I could go to different continents with ease.

you made my day bick :p

I wish that my head would stop thinking forever

Granted, but now that you can't think, you can't remember anything, and so you forget to feed your dog, and he starves to death miserably...


I wish I could write more than a thousand words a day.

Granted you write a million a day, breaking your fingers after a week. Poor Hulk.

I wish my head would get better.

Granted. It gets better, but not as much as you would like.



I wish I could eat 10 hot dogs in a minute.

Granted, you vomit.

I wish I could get myself from the word games and started on working on my essays/rpg answers.

Granted, you get away from the word games, start working on your essays and RPGs, but return here after two minutes without completing a thing :D



I wish I could destroy the world (including me :p) with a click of my mouse.

granted but the world is rebuilt and you come back to life and are miserable and locked in solitude listening to the song that never ends for enternity and you can now never die har har har

I wish i never wished anything and was perfectly happy with it not matter what anyone does or says

Granted and nothing bad will happen because you're my favorite Furstin.

I wish Furstin was the happiest person in the world.

granted and the day she if united with her loaf he dies and so do her kids and she is still so very happy and can't cry or be upset over the loss.

I wish I was able to fly away from here and no one even notice

Granted, but you turn into a bird and then you are eaten by a crocodile when you land on a lake to rest. -Gulp- No one even notices the ripple in the water.

I wish my son wouldn't call me a siwwy(silly) head.

granted, but now he calls you something worse. :o

I wish I didn't ache.

Granted you shake uncontrollably instead.

I wish I wasn't so out of it.

granted - but now you're in a big bowl of lard.

I wish I could sleep at night and not be tired all day.

EW Thanks so much for that Oola :p

Granted! Now you sleep so much at night, you don't have time for fun.

I wish I didn't have to go back to my old school to get my transcripts for this application.

Granted. The reason why you don't is because you have been turned into a grain of sand and stuck to the bottom of someone's smelly stinking foot and have just been carried into a pig sty and fallen from his foot and into the muck....:S

I wish that I could hug my loaf ><

Granted but it's--- No. I can't do that to my Furstin.

Just plain granted and you live happily ever after.

I wish my life could end happily.

awwww Bick that is so sweet lol :p

Granted. Your life ends happily but because you died the world blew up and you were to blame

I wish I could eat and gain a little bit of weight

granted, but now you're obese.

I wish I could put up with people without complaining.

granted and now you just sit there, unable to think, move, talk, and never complain again because you literally can't complain.....

I wish I had something other than what I have and not something that I don't need but something....

granted, but the fairy didn't understand what you were saying, so she just gave you a vacuum cleaner.

I wish I was 2 inches taller.

granted, but it lasts only 2 minutes and then you are made two inches tall......

I wish I was able to stop hinking

You die.

I wish I could be a super awesome vampire slayer.

Granted. Unfortunately, you get hit by a car on your way to kill your first vampire.

I wish I had a laregr cup of coffee

Granted - You spill the molten liquid on your lap. Ouch! D:

I wish that Rumo wouldn't get burned.

Granted - he dissipates into a formless shadow, thus avoiding the burns, but can never enjoy coffee again and haunts you in revenge.

I wish I liked whisky.

Granted you enjoy the burn that it gives, but it burns through your throat. Looks like you can't speak anymore.

I wish I didn't have to go right now.

Granted, but now you're trapped here forever.

I wish I had some Dr. Scholl's insoles.

Granted: But they're too small for your shoes.

I wish that I could get my grade up to an A in math.

Granted, but it drops to an F in everything else.

I wish my knee didn't hurt so much.

Granted, but it drops to an F in everything else.

I wish my knee didn't hurt so much.

Granted, but now your other knee hurts! Muahahahaha. Im evil ^^

I wish i had a novel published

Granted, but no one wants to buy it. They use it for their fireplace instead.

I wish your novel would become famous instead.

Granted, but now it's so famous, he's getting mauled by the popperatzi.

I wish my pictures were done loading.

Granted, but no one wants to buy it. They use it for their fireplace instead.

I wish your novel would become famous instead.

Way to rip my heart out Bick! :mad:

You must understand the way of the game, young padawan.

You must understand the way of the game, young padawan.


And you must not be distracted or tempted to change the fate of those around you. The Emporer will use your passions against you. Feel the force and let it guide you.


I wish I could be a Jedi night!

Granted, but now Vader's after you, and you've got a double-bladed saber to your throat . . . good luck. (with great power comes great responsibilities, Wrey.)

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you have cement on your legs when you do.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but someone's just stolen your identity and drained the money from your bank account.

I wish I were a famous author.

Granted, you're a dead famous author. D:

I wish I was never sick.

Granted but you have a sniper scope to your head.


I wish that there was World Peace.

Granted, and the nuclear weapons were all sent to the bottom of the ocean, cause they thought it would be a smart idea and because of that all the ocean life died and the water became polluted and we all died from it...<I couldn't be creative cause my creativity sucks tonight>

I wish that this stupid candle didn't give me such a bad headache cause it smells so beautiful!

Granted, now it gives you a headache because it smells disgusting.


I wish I could get fit and stop being so darn tired.

Granted, now it gives you a headache because it smells disgusting.


I wish I could get fit and stop being so darn tired.


Granted! You now have the metabolism of a hummingbird. You must eat your weight in food thrice a day or croak.


I wish I were off the clock.

Granted - Now you're falling off the tallest clock in the world without a parachute.

I wish I had a better father.

Ok. Now you do. And he just betted you for his last hand of poker for the night, and lost to some black market slavedrivers in United Arab Emiritus.

I wish you all would go see my "Living Well" link in the Song Lyric section of WritingForums and follow the link to review my song

(dang, you don't have much faith in Bick's dad if that's an improvement :()

Granted, but everyone reviews it so awfully the American Idol people get wind of it and invite you to perform it just for the laughs.

I wish I had a teleportation device to go anywhere in the world whenever I wanted.

Granted but every time you rip a hole in time, causing the universe to be sucked into a black hole. Oops.

I wish life was perfect.

I wish I had a teleportation device to go anywhere in the world whenever I wanted.
You do. And you just arrived in time to get my fist in your face (for that abusive granting of my wish)

It is. I'm posting my next wish.

I wish I didn't get an infraction in a post because now I have to read the rules to learn of limitations of my creativity.

Granted: but instead of the infraction you get a physical INFECTION of the toenail leaving you in agony for hours!
*cackles*

I wish my boyfriend was home...

He is! Hi Witch. What's for dinner?

I wish she'd make green eggs and ham

He is! Hi Witch. What's for dinner?

I wish she'd make green eggs and ham


Granted! But the eggs were made green by a virulent strain of Ebola Zaire. You can guess what comes now! :eek:


I wish I were just a bit more muscular. :p

Granted but its all on the left side! Good luck with that.

I wish I planned on going out today.

So do I, but I think we have different ideas of what "going out" means. But I assume you meant your life force. Poof! It's out.

I wish Bick would bring back the purple dinosaur... that eye is just too cheesy!

Pfft :p Granted but she only does it for a few seconds because she's tired of the barney avatar.

I wish my pencil avatar would make itself.

granted, but now it can do everything else by itself too, and it's decided to take over the world.

I wish I had some strawberries

Granted, but they are all mouldy and there is a wiggly woo in one :D

I wish for my friend to read my writing! It would make me feel good inside!!

Granted, but she/he doesn't like it. :(

I wish for a quiet night.

Granted!

You are the only person left alive on the entire planet. It's very quiet. Those dust bunnies are kicking up a storm under the bed and a pin dropping rocks your world. You try to call the genie back but he is gone! argh you immediately stick on a cd and crank up the volume to max as the silence is deadly.

(is that evil enough? I'm new :cool:)

I wish I knew where I left my other rabbit.

Granted!
You left it in front of a tractor, BUt it doesn;t get squished because it si a magic rabbit and it is taken to Hollywood where it takes over the world :D

I wish for tommorrow not to be boring

Granted!
You left it in front of a tractor, BUt it doesn;t get squished because it si a magic rabbit and it is taken to Hollywood where it takes over the world :D

I wish for tommorrow not to be boring


Granted! You were obviously unaware of the ancient Chinese curse, "May you live during interesting times." ;) Tommorow morning, really mean aliens will attempt to take over the planet, floods and eathquakes will be everywhere, Santa Claus will go on strike, and....hm... what else? Oh, yeah! Elvis will come back from the dead as the leader of a zombie army!


I wish I could be that creative when I actually write.

Granted! But the ideas you bring inspire villains to be at their worse! Lets hope the hero's are just as inspired.

I wish I hadn't done what I did.

Granted, now you've used the time you didn't to that for a grande massacre.

I wish I had some green tea.


(My friends and I were just playing this game in person as I told them about it's wonders)

granted. If only the green tea wasn't actually green dye. You look awful.

I wish I had an extra 8 hours in every day.

granted, you have an extra 8 hours to every day but the bad side is you never sleep again and are that tired that you never get anything done.

I wish that my light bulb didn't just blow damnit! ><

You look awful.

Gee, thanks.

Granted, instead it exploded, and you've got lightbulb guts all over your house.

I wish I was a better baker!

Granted, and now you spend every second of every day baking non stop for every single person on the face of the planet....

I wish my loaf was online!

granted - now he's stuck in the computer!

I wish I could go to sleep

granted, and you never wake up again.

I wish I had the perfect cup of brewed coffee in my hand right now and was enjoying it!

Granted - but the cup only holds 5 ml of that coffee.

I wish these darn antibiotics would start working so my ear no longer hurt.

granted, they work really well, but cause your ears to fall off...

I wish that I could fly to the UK and hug my loaf just for 1 second!

Granted but you get to hug him forever and ever and ever. You die with him in your arms, happily ever after.

I wish my chores would do themselves.

Granted, but he hover won't turn off and keeps hitting your heels :P

I wish i could go see Jesus Christ Superstar on stage!

Granted, but you're a fly perched on the curtain.

I wish I could lucid dream every night.

granted but you drool so much you drown in your own spit

i wish that the next person would have a candy bar:)

Granted! But it eats me instead.

I wish the person above me would get a big giant hug.

You should've defined how big the giant was.... *squash*

I wish you would come wash my dishes

Granted - I do your dishes but did I mention how clumsy I am? Whoops!

I wish I had a sofa long enough to go to sleep on comfortably.

Granted- but the sofa is infested with bed bugs, so if you lie down on it you wake up covered in bites.

I wish I were an amazing dancer.

Granted but the only dance you can do is th Huliqua, a little know Aboriginal dance that resembles someone choking on a fish bone.

I wish my weekend had begun.

Granted! But your students go nuts w/o you at class. They had no time to call a substitute.

I wish my kitten was a male!

Granted; but the male kitten has balls so gigantic it can't fit in your house.

I wish I didn't have a 7-page paper to write this weekend.

Granted ... you know have a 25 page paper to do (and you have to use font size 1, single spaced.)

I wish my candy bar was colder.

Granted, but you break a tooth on the liquid-nitrogen cooled Milky Way bar.

I wish I could figure out a better central conflict for my novel.

Nah. I'm not going to grant that wish. Remain in conflict over it.

I wish I could break the cycle of sleep-wake, and exist in a 3rd option (such as: sleep then wake then ? then sleep... or... wake then sleep then ? then wake).

Granted; but the male kitten has balls so gigantic it can't fit in your house.

Uhm, ew? xD

Granted! It's called sleep walking and it's not so efficient because you walk off the side of a building.

I wish I wasn't allergic to milk.

granted but you like it so much your bones overload on calcium and explode in one giant white milky blur:)

i wish i wasn't so tired

Granted! I consume your tiredness and fall over asleep. Now we can't talk today DDD:

I wish I wasn't tired either :p

granted now you have to browse WF even when there's no one to talk to.

i wish my medication would get to work already

!!! Watsamatter Toni? :(

Granted! No repercussion.

I wish you would temme what's wrong because I'm a super spazz worrier.

Granted, but some things are better left in darkness . . .

I wish I could wake up and not be tired in the mornings.

Granted. You wake up and you're tired from 12:00pm to 11:59pm every day.

I wish someone else more creative than Bick would've granted my previous wish (since Bick's wasn't a new option, and it's still considered sleep)

Granted. :) you are injected with the DNA of the shark, which never sleeps EVER. This is great and solves all your problems, except you now have an even shorter temper and a tendency to snap.

I wish I had several bodies and could then send them off to do disagreeable tasks while I stayed at home all nice and snug

granted and witch wyzwurd was one of them and he was brutally murdered and you have been locked away in prison for the crime.

I wish silence consumed the world for 6 years then the world blew up and the entire human population died as well.

Granted! You have to float in space with me next to your chatting away forever! :eek:

I wish Furstin lived next door to me!

Granted, but being as you live in space floating about next door is 6 million light years away.

I wish I could party for twenty days and nights in the best clubs in the world and drink myself stupid and dance and sing and not have even the tiniest trace of a hangover on the 21st day

Granted, but a lot can happen in twenty days . . . you're married to a hobo and addicted to alcohol.

I wish the tea was cold!

Granted. But since you never defined which tea "the tea" was, I assumed you meant the tea that I was planning to pour over your head. And since you want it cold, I decide3d to freeze it to absolute zero. Talk about a brain freeze!

I wish someone with a greater sense of inventiveness other than Sarum or Bick would've granted my last two wishes, because sleep walking is a form of sleep and being awake all the time is a form of wake

./rolls eyes

Granted, but before you can hear/see the answer, you go blind and deaf :) Oh well. No matter.

I wish my kitten wasn't so needy.

Your kitten looks back at you in disgust! "Me needy!... Meow! You're the one who brought me home!, mew!" So with that, I decided to let your cat grant the wish, but the little itsy bitsy kitten decided to claw off your face in anger. The cat needs you no more. "Here kitty, kitty!"

I still wish someone would grant my wish correctly: I want to exist in a third state of being... not wake or sleep or any state relating to either, but I must be alive!

Granted, but, since I'm cool like that, after feeling a euphoria of the third state of being that you so wished for, you implode.

And it hurt


Terribly. :)


I wish a wish that could only be granted by the granter of the wishes.

You have such a wish and it would make your life complete to have it granted. Unfortunately the granter of wishes can't stand you (I have no idea, he said you know why) and you spend the rest of your life depressed at the thought of what could have been.

I wish I had a new air conditioner.

Granted, but the fairy took it literally, and now to go with your shampoo, you have a brand new bottle of "air conditioner." It's the hottest thing in Paris, but, being a bottle of air, it's kind of a ripoff.

I wish people would be balanced instead of vain or with low self-esteem.

Granted, we're just whiners

I wish Pandora would play Creep by radiohead

Granted but you can't get a clear signal.

I wish I knew what to ask for for Father's Day. (seriously my wife needs an answer by the end of this week and I'm coming up blank. Any ideas PM me)

Granted, but you forgot to tell her. Now you get NOTHING!

I wish that wasn't sad :(

Granted! He gets lots of hugs and kisses from his son, so gifts don't matter. But then you don't get any hugs and kisses that day :(

I wish Oasisface would get hugs and kisses.

Granted - they killed :p

I wish I didn't just kill myself

granted, but just before, he suddenly becomes haptephobic.


oh, missed it. Granted, but instead you killed your greatest love.


I wish I hadn't burned my dinner.

Granted, it's now undercooked

I wish it was dinnertime

Granted, over here it is.

I wish I had a summer job.

Granted - but you were fired and imprisoned for impersonating Spongebob

I wish Spongebob was on :p

Granted! It's on in Japan.

I wish my mother wouldn't come home tonight.

Granted, she got hit by a car on the way home

I wish my iPod wasn't broken

Granted, now your neck is broken.

I wish I could be subtle, 30% of the time.

Granted but the other 70% you're so blunt you have a price on your head. Watch that sniper.

I wish I could cook for myself more often.

granted, now you cook for yourself constantly. You're a cooking machine! But you can't stop. :eek:

I wish I wasn't covered in bug bites.

Granted, but I had to get rid of all the bugs to make this happen and now the plants are all dying and a famine grips the planet. Pleased with yourself are you? ;)

I wish that in this world, the desreving were rewarded with bags of candy and the undeserving with bags of pebbles

granted, the undeserving now have billions of pebbles and use the to throw and mame the deserving and kill them so that they can take all the candy. Now the world is full of the undeserving and the deserving are all dead in a massive pit.

I wish that my wrist wasn't itchy, and I don't care if it falls of, I just want it to stop being itchy....stupid allergy! ><

Granted. It falls off, taking your whole arm with it :D

I wish i didn't have to go to work experiance

granted, now you have to compete in a hot coal walking competition. In will last eight hours, but don't worry, when it's not your turn to walk, the most boring man on earth will keep you company. ;)

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

Done, now you rush things and don't have time to think

I wish I had skittles

Granted, but they're dirt flavored.

I wish I was a good baker.

Done, but he's mentally disturbed and obsessed with killing you

I wish I had cellphone reception

??? Granted, but everything you say comes out completely uncomprehensible.

I wish I knew how his mind worked

Done, now you wish you never wished that^^

I wish I new Kung-Fu

Granted, now you know a guy named Kung - Fu, but he's really annoying and won't quit calling you in the middle of the night. (Because it's the middle of the day in China and he can't get used to the time change.)

I wish I had a better ceiling.

Done, now you live in an apartment with annoying people upstairs

I wish I could fly

Done. However, landing is quite another matter, so you are now a splatter a few feet across (by the way, you only managed vertical downward flight)

I wish I had a fresh story idea right now

granted. It's fresh, but no one said it would be good. You don't realize this though, untill you've spent a year and a half on this book, and everyone hates it. :(

I wish people wouldn't delete their email addresses.

done, now they forget their passwords^^

I wish I could talk to fish

granted, but learning their secrets is enough to destroy you . . .

I wish things got just a little more exciting.

done, but it's just going to go right back to sucking cus your house burnt down

I wish I had an interesting name

Granted, but you soon find out that "Adolf Manson Hitler" is a name that gives you very little peace.

I wish everyone experiences two seconds of absolute compassion for one another before resuming their lives as before.

Granted, now people think twice before they shoot another person

I wish I new the meaning of life

Granted, pm me and I'll tell you.

I wish Jennifer would go to college.

Granted, but whatever it is, you felt compelled to commit suicide.

I wish an idyllic future for the human race.

granted, but aliens arrive on Earth and grow envious of us so they wipe us out and use the planet as an alien resort

I wish Poke'mon were real

Poke'mon is real. What a waste of a wish!

The Mystery Gang (Scooby Doo) needs a new crime solver on their team and I want to be that person.

How was it a waste? Poke'mon aren't real (as far as I know anyways). I'd want to own a Dragonair or Charizard^^

....huh?

Way to break the flow of the game.

I wish there was more to life.

((Brink, you should have specified your wish. He did grant your wish, as poke'mon the television show, video games, trading cards, are real. (And toys? I think.) xD Maybe something like I wish Poke'mon were living creatures that you could own much like a pet. Idk. xD))

Granted, everyone's got more meat on them ;) We've all got a little "more" to our life.

I wish I had two living, healthy, friendly kittens.

Granted, you do have two. But you also happen to have a hundred more. They're adorable and they all love you, but they're taking over your life and you can't give away or sell a single one. :eek:

I wish we weren't out of green tea.

Granted, you find the tea leaves up your nose. You soon start getting sick, and you realize, they're growing in your lungs. Try explaining that to your doctor!

I wish all those damned kittens would go away. :eek:

Granted, now a whole bunch of dogs are in your house chasing the cats

(Yeah, but I said I wish poke'mon "were" real. Shouldn't that have said something?)

I wish I could control time

Granted, you can but you don't know how. Every time you try something new something ubscure and horrible happens, like Edison not being born and stuff.

I wish Brink hadn't wished to control time. :(

(Yes, but the granter can make what they want of the wish.)

Granted, he didn't he wished to gain control of you :( Poor Oola.

I wish Oasis was the happiest person on earth, and had a wonderful, magical life.

Granted, now everyone else's life sucks because he stole the happiness of the world

I wish I had more money

(Brink you got in my way. I was already granting Bick's wish... and I owe her one. And since you screwed up my previous wish... I'll just ignore your post... nyyaaah... there!)

Wait a second here!

As Bick aforestated, I did(n't) grant the "Poke'mon" wish correctly. It just depends in how you meant "real." No one wants to see Poke'mon be a living creature, so I just figured you didn't mean that! (I mean, c'mon, who would want to see Poke'mon be a living organism? Who would've thought?... I don't know... anyways.)

But that's no reason to disregard my wish! I've been waiting for my new life to begin, but those who followed me just think about themselves. But Bick thought of me, and for that I'll grant her wish...

I'm assuming you meant the band Oasis. So I've coalesced them into one super human being. The biggest whiny English brat the wourld has ever known (and I did mean "wourld")! But Oasis is happy because Oasis is constantly drunk off that Champagne Supernova in the sky! And for the magic... Ok, I'll let it happen... Oasis's latest album just sold over a million copies. That's wounderful, isn't it? Ahhh, who cares... anyone for a cup 'o tea?

MY wish (restated):
The Mystery Gang (Scooby Doo) needs a new crime solver on their team and I want to be that person.

Granted, but the vast wealth you have accumulated destabilized the world economy to the point where money is not only worthless, it is considered contraband.

I wish there were 4 more hours of free time to every day.

(O.O......uh.....ok?

That was a wish? I figured you just made a statement or something because it didnt' make sense to me sorry^^ Anywho, I'd want Poke'mon to be real living creatures cus I loved watching the show and am still a kid at heart so...yeah^^)

Granted, but the corrupted dictator that took over our government doesn't give those free hours to the citizens^^

I wish someone would come up with another wish

granted, but it's a wish to control the world and they become an evil dictator.

I wish my knees and ankles weren't rediculously swollen.

Granted! I make them better DDDD: Nothing bad happens to you cause I worry D:

I wish I wasn't so tired.

:) Granted, but now you're REALLY hyper!

I wish only good things would happen to her^.

Haha, I actually am right now. I decided to play with my kitten for a few seconds and now I'm all "runsaroundhyperhyper!"

Granted! But she eats an apple named Tom and goes to the jail for the "happy" ;) Psych Ward here she comes. Poor self.

I wish I could run around in a field of orange daisies.

(wouldn't that be a bad thing?)

Granted, but they're covered in ANTS!!!!

I wish I was thinner.

It depends from your point of view :p

Granted! Ever seen that movie Thinner (I think thats what it's called.) Same situation, you keeping thinning down until you're just skin and bone.

I wish the world of Zamonia was real.

Granted, but anorexia is fatal

I wish Hillary would concede already!

I do too, but this being the evil wish game, let's see what I can come up with.

. . . Granted, but she runs in four years and wins.


I wish I hadn't just doomed us all.

YES. Please do Hilary.

Granted! But her big head explodes from the struggle of it.

Oops ^

Anywho. Granted, she dies of some random disease before she can get into office.

I wish Obama would hurry up and win.

Ok. I see. Even the Super Moderator is going to ignore my post. Ok. Look over me. But don't fool yourselves into believing you're more important. I think this attitude veers from the respect this site purports to further. Word Games has been fun!

Do you really want me to address off-topic whining in a game thread?
Be careful what you wish for!

Granted, but he turns out to be the complete opposite of what you expected, plunging the nation into economic and political disaster.

I wish for this hurricane season to be free of any seriously destructive storms

Ew Cog :( Getitaway! ./flees from Pennywise

Granted... it snows and blizzards all over the world instead.

I wish Cog's avatar wasn't that scary clown.

So do I!
Granted, but it's a picture of you in an embarrassing clown costume. (still an improvement, but . . . )

I wish I hadn't fallen so hard on my knees.

Granted, you don't fall at all because Bick won't let you fall again :(:(

I wish I could really make Oola's knee better!!!

Granted, but to do so you must both drink a potion that transfers Oola's pain to you, so now your knee hurts.

I wish for nothing bad to happen to my wish.

:P

granted, but bick kills you in a fit of revenge.

I wish i could sleep. lol

Granted. But you never wake up.

I wish the world was a better place.

granted but you have to be sacrificed for it.


I wish my parents would let me get a minifridge. lol

i feel self centered now.

(I would never wish my knee troubles on Bick . . . that would suck because she's got enough to worry about!)

Granted, but it's turned your room into an arctic tundra.

I wish it wasn't so goshdarn hot.

Granted, now its 500 degrees below zero.

I wish there were no wars.

Granted. The total human population was wiped out by an anomalous burst of radiation from the sun.

(btw, 500 degrees below zero is impossible on any of the three temperature scales ;))

I wish it would coll down just enough so I'm not sticking to every smooth surface.

Granted. Then you got superpowers like Spiderman and you stick to every surface.

I wish I was a vampire.

Granted, but you are transfered to the middle of the Majave desert, and you're lost. The sun will be up soon... good luck friend.

I wish my friend didn't have Leukemia.

Granted, he is healed. But then you get it.

I wish that I could take drama.

Granted, now drama is in pill form as well as serenity, anger, and love.

I wish my debts were resolved.

Granted, but you are now homeless and penniless because the court seized all your assets to resolve the debts.

I wish gasoline prices were back to where they were a decade ago.

Granted: Everyone bought the rest of the oil in the world for fear of another inflation and now there's none left. We're forced to walk. *GASP!*

I wish that I only had to take one class in summer school. >:P

Granted, the other teachers burn in a random fireplace accident.

I wish I could have a nice glass of iced tea next to me everyday.

Granted, but it is made from poison oak.

I wish that I did not have an irrational fear of garden gnomes.

Granted, but you are murdered in your yard my a gnasty gnome masquerading as a ceramic lawn ornament.

I wish I could visit a habitable world orbiting another star, within my lifetime.

Granted, it's all you had hoped for. Just like another earth, except the "alien" life that lives there, doesn't like you. You're the first of the immigrants from earth to perish in a thousand year war.

I wish I lived in California.

Granted, you now are the owner of a five by three hut on the state line between California and Nevada. Enjoy the summer.

I wish I could find that box that disappeared in the move.

Granted, but nothing was in it.

I wish our government was anarchy.

(Meh, so you can't travel from one house to the next without getting pickpocketed...so what? I have nothing of real value anyway. xD)

granted, but we just end up turning communist anyways because we're just a bunch of communist punks^^

I wish my new phone would hurry up and come

Granted, but its broken and you have to wait for a whole new one now.

I wish everything I drew became real.
(Heh, I can already see the downside of this...)

Granted! You draw a self-portrait that becomes reality over night. Not only does her beauty surpass yours, but she is slowly taking over your life, and you're starting to disappear as we speak.

I wish I didn't love him so much.

Granted! He runs away into an unknown destination and you forget about him. BUT some weird stalker dude just entered into the neighborhood.

I wish I had a life :rolleyes:

Granted, but it's not much of one. You have a horrible life.

I wish...for nothing.

I'm actually happy right now.

Granted, so now you are left in a dark abyss with no people, ground, or anything to entertain you. good luck.


I wish i could get this commercial out of my head.

Granted - but it's replaced with the Crazy Frog song.

I wish I was braver.

granted, now you don't know the fear of skydiving without a parachute

I wish I was a super hero

Granted, you're a super hero, but your only power is the ability to grow your fingernails out long, and not like Wolverine but more like Meg Griffin from Family Guy.


Now on the topic of Family Guy, I wish I had my own theme music :p

Granted, but it's a song you completely hate, and it plays every morning when you wake up and every time you do something memorable.

I wish I could finally record this song well.

granted, but you break the only copy of the song after you record it

I wish a woodchuck could chuck wood^^

Granted. Two minutes later you suffer a fatal blunt force trauma from a chunk of oak trunk chucked at you by a particularly muscular woodchuck named Otto.

I wish I could develop the theory that makes interstellar travel practical and cheap.

granted but your idea is stolen and you are sued by the thieves for billions

I wish i wasnt as nice as i am

granted, now you're a jerk who no one likes

I wish I had angel wings

granted, too bad you've been dissected by your native government to see exactly why you have wings.

I wish I could get away with robbing a bank.

granted, you got away without being caught but you left the money you tried to steal back in the bank

I wish animals could talk

granted, but now these animals form a conspiracy against you. The rest is history

I wish I could never get sick again

Granted. You're dead.

I wish mosquitoes were extinct

granted, now bats don't have food and some repellent industries go out of business and people lose their jobs :D

I wish I invented Google (just for kicks^^)

Granted: Now you get billions of emails a day with people complaining that your site sucks monkey butt.

I wish that our world/way of life was like Star Wars. (So pretty much I wish that Star Wars was real. Not meaning the merchandise and movies and such were real.)

granted, now planet Earth is being threatened by the Galactic Empire with the Death Star

I wish I invented a car that runs on plastic

Granted: But it produces deadly fumes when used and we all die.

I wish that it was 4 O'clock.

granted, but you missed your chance of winning $100,000,000 at 2 O'clock^^

I wish I had my own personal android

Granted, however, after doing your bidding for so long, the android eventually becomes very angry and starts telling you what do you. You listen for fear of the consequences, and the android becomes your worse nightmare. You wish to take it back but alas, you only had one wish! ;)

I wish time suddenly stopped.

granted - everyone and everything but you is frozen. For awhile you enjoy it, sticking your boss' finger up his/her nose, telling people off without fear of what they'll do, but after awhile it gets really boring/lonely and you can't reverse it.

I wish I could think of better wishes.

granted, but you are unfortunate, for although you can think of better things, they never come true. This leaves you in a sad state of wishful thinking.

I wish I had telepathy.

Granted, but you soon go insane and commit suicide because of the endless inescapable flood of random thoughts you cannot shut out.

I wish I hadn't eaten that cucumber salad at lunch.

Granted, it ate you instead. You are now being digested! :eek:

I wish I could go save Cog.

Granted, you teleport back in time to where Cogito was and you see him staring at his cucumber salad. Before he makes a wish, you tell him to stop. Even though you save his life in the process, unfortunately, teleporting back in time has left its mark on you, for you are no longer content to live in the present, you always want to live in the past. Because of this, you become a very odd individual who everybody tries to avoid at all costs. ;)


I wish I could travel underneath the earth.

Granted, you teleport back in time to where Cogito was and you see him staring at his cucumber salad. Before he makes a wish, you tell him to stop. Even though you save his life in the process, unfortunately, teleporting back in time has left its mark on you, for you are no longer content to live in the present, you always want to live in the past. Because of this, you become a very odd individual who everybody tries to avoid at all costs. ;)


I wish I could travel underneath the earth.


Granted! Poof, you are now Star Nosed Mole Boy, defender of the universe!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1128/554140889_72473dfcae.jpg


I wish I wasn't so tasty to mosquitos!

granted, they don't find you tasty anymore but continue to bug the crap out of you

I wish I was as smart as Albert Einstein

Wish granted. However, as with every wish, there is an unexpected twist to it. As you sit their wishing, your hair becomes white and you notice that you particularly like the name Albert. Before long, you not only become as smart as Albert Einstein, but you become him. All previous memories are forgotten, and you wonder how on earth you arrived on this planet. Looking around, you try to invent something, but sadly you realize that it has already been invented before. Worst of all, you feel as if you were born in the wrong age. Life is hard, and if you could do things over, you would take back the "smart as Einstein wish."

I wish I was a pirate with one leg.

Granted: But that leg is fake.

I wish Jessica Alba was my girlfriend.

Granted: But that leg is fake.

I wish Jessica Alba was my girlfriend.


Granted! Didn't know she was a tranny, did ya'? Amazing job they did on her!

*music from The Crying Game begins to play*



I wish I didn't have this headache. :(

Granted headache goes away and you get a stomach ache instead

I wish i understood myself more

granted, but you understand things about yourself you didn't want to know and go insane.

I wish my neck wasn't still sore.

Granted: Now the rest of you is sore.

I wish I had food to eat.

Granted and it's the best food you have ever tasted. After a few bites, you realized you can't stop eating. Once it's all gone, all you can do is crave for it. You go insane stealing food from all around, but you can never find food like you tasted before. You decide life isn't worth living and you drive yourself off a cliff.

I wish I could save Terra.

granted, but you'll have to sacrifice your ears

I wish I could star in a film

Granted, you literally are a star in a film. As it begins, there is a closeup on the night sky, you're one of the millions of stars out there, but only you know you're gases are being used up and you're dying.

I wish no one died when I granted wishes.

Granted, but everyone dies when I grant wishes!

(muahahaha)

I wish celery tasted better.

Wish granted, celery tastes better. In fact, it tastes a whole lot better and you begin to eat large quantities of it. Before long, your diet consists of celery pancakes, celery yogurt, celery cake, and celery hotdogs. After a few more weeks, you cannot even drink water by itself anymore, and you grind up celery and put it in. Weeks go by, and you realize that celery actually tastes better by itself. As your diet changes, you realize that you only eat celery, celery, and more celery anymore. Sadly, after a few more weeks, you get scurvy and a host of other problems. Fortunately though, your wish was granted and celery is now your favorite food you eat. In fact, it is the only food that you eat. ;)

I wish I could be one of King Arthur's knights.

Congratulations! You were one of King Arthur's Knights. In fact, you were his prized knight. The knight above all knights. Unfortunately, King Arthur found out that you're really a woman. You were disguising yourself as a man in order to fulfill your life long dream of being a knight.

King Arthur was beside himself and had you put to death. The Knight who followed through with the orders was named Lancelot.

If only you hadn't been a woman....


I wish I could teleport anywhere that I could think of. :0)

granted, but you accidently think of the moon and space and....well, there you go :D

I wish I was the greatest chef in the world

granted, but the mofia hear of your wonderous talent and kidnap you. They love good food.

I wish I could never die.

Granted. However, time goes on and people still war. Somehow we completely blow up the planet and you are left a lone man floating in an empty, dark, cold space for eternity.

I wish to never WANT for anything.

Granted .... now you want for EVERYTHING.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

Granted. Only now you're a robot and completely do EVERYTHING that I say. Sweet, I always wanted a subservient robot.

I wish you guys would quit messing up my wishes!

Granted, now we are messing up your house. Release the wet, muddy, hyper active, incontinent dogs!

I wish I had more ice tea.

Granted, you have another glass of ice tea. The catch comes in the fact that this glass was teleported from an old lady's house. This lady comes over to your house and makes you wish that you had never wished.


I wish I could see all the stars without a telescope.

Granted. The catch is, now you are God.

Good luck with that.

I wish I could have a free tropical vacation!

Granted, but the tropical island you're on is inhabited only by canibalistic natives who cook you.

I wish I could write music more easily.