Ok....
the game is to post a wish...and the next person grants your wish but with an evil end to it.

For instance, I say..."I wish I had a car".
The next person says..."Granted: But the car comes in a box".

Lets see how funny this turns out to be.....

Here's my wish.....

I wish I could cook.

Granted. Not only can you cook, but hard work and extreme dedication carries you all the way to the top. You challenge the Iron Chef, Morimoto, and bring him to tears with the beauty of your creations.

Unfortunately, Chef Morimoto is unable to cope with the inevitable loss of his title. He fiendishly slices up pieces of sushi into razor edged throwing stars, and turns you into a pin-cushion. Too bad. You were a really good cook.

I wish I could be a trend-setter.

Wish granted. But you aren't in the latest styles, you set (its a volleyball move if you dont know) the latest trends that are wrapped up in a ball. :D

I wish I was a famous actress

Granted, you're a famous dead actress.

I wish I could live young and beautiful and in good health as myself for as long as I choose to do so.

You live as beautifully and as long as you choose - unfortunately you choose to live long enough to be caught up in an invasion of Earth by evil, rectum-probing aliens.

I wish for the downfall of western capitalism and the introduction of a true egalitarian utopia.;)

Everyone becomes equal and for many years everyone lives in harmony, but after a while people do not want to do skilled jobs. E.g a doctor because there is no incentive for them to work. So ten years after your wish was granted, the whole population is at war and chaos claims the land. Subsequently you are murdered while eating a lettuce sandwich, because lettuce is green and is a sign of an opposition party (or gang).

I wish I was an author...

and so it will be! But your not an author of a book recieving horrible critism (sp.?) and you must go into the witness protection program to protect yourself.

I wish I had 1 million completely legal american dollars

And so you do, in 1 cent pieces. You are guided into a room and sat down. Then the ceiling gives way, and all of the 1 cents hit you in full force. You drown in 1 cent pieces.

I wish I was a bestselling author (lol)

And so your wish is granted, you are the bestselling author of a book titled How to build biological wepons! when the government catches wind of the topic of your book, they recall your book and decide that you will dissapear off the face of the earth. You live the rest of your short life as a hunted man.

I wish the world had a cure for cancer.

Granted but only to save one person.(Tough choice)

I wish I could fly.

So you fly, and its wonderfully easy! So you decide to make a few bucks from your remarkable flying ability, you begin by offering flights in a converted train passenger cabin that you trail behind you on a string(Traveling so fast it remains magically level behind you) And its a very successful venture. Unfortunately one day a witness involved in a high profile crime comes aboard your speedy plane alternative, sure that he will be safe from hijacking.
Regrettably, during the flight an assassin releases a huge crate of...fire ants...soon all the passengers have fled the itchy cabin for the safety of the sea below…but when they finally crawl down the string and start nibbling away at you, In your fevered scratching you veer off course and crash into a volcano that is coincidently erupting right at that moment.

I wish that my judgment remained as it is now, and that nothing I would consider ‘bad’ happen to me, or those I care about for the rest of my human lifetime with a length of my choosing.

Maybe too complicated…but surely someone can change what I hope is flawless(in which case this is in my ‘in case a genie comes’ box)

Your wish is granted, everyone you care about including yourself is happy and peacefull for the rest of your life. Your judgement stays exactly the same as it is now, never wavering because you have chosen this. However, because you stay exactly the same, never having any problems or issues arise, you wont learn the lessons you are meant to learn from life. Out of pain comes growth… and since there is no pain, and no experiences to overcome and learn from,there is no growth. I dunno but it dosent sound all that great to me. - Lisa V.

I wish for the strength to overcome all obsticals put in my path and the ability to learn from them.

You have the power, but no obstacles in your path. You go mad from the absolute boring monotony.

I wish for a delicious chicken Ceasar salad with fresh, crispy greens, and no whole anchovies, and no odd or extraneous ingredients.

Incidentally, when Mercury said "You live as beautifully and as long as you choose - unfortunately you choose to live long enough to be caught up in an invasion of Earth by evil, rectum-probing aliens." I fail to see how that's a bad thing. I'm gay. Just so you know.

Lol spherical - although I'd be a little choosy as to who probes me!

You get your ceasar salad, unfortunately Ceasar objects to being bitten into and unleashes a whole cohort of Praetorians on you.

I wish for Angelina Jolie to beg me for sweet lurving!

Despite the begging, she are her bodyguards still won't actually let you touch her.

I wish for, uh . . . for this wish to be incorruptible.

It is...as soon as you step out of your house you die.

I wish that I was a bestselling author of a fantasy/adventure. All the money I get from the book goes to cancer research and it cures cancer!

Wish granted, your book rocks the socks off everyone, and the cancer cure goes down great with the cancer sufferers. Everyone is having a great time plowing through your amazing journey from the bogs of Fargaothanothia to the Bio-chemical labs in Herinaseagrath. Unfortunately, the person who checks the inner bindings of the books after printing had a rare strain of Micronesian Swine Plague(they coughed in each and every book, right at the good part) and the unknowing readers soon came down with it. Your book becomes nicknamed the sick book that saved cancer. Oh, and everyone who read it couldn’t remember the ending because they were feverish by then.

And just coz



I wish for the strength to overcome all obstacles put in my path and the ability to learn from them.

Touché! I foresaw a rampaging monster, unable to restrain from crushing obstacles and learning that crushing was the best way to overcome them.

I wish for,
An apple I-pod

granted: you have your appleipod!!!
but to your dismay it has a mind of its own.
anything you download becomes filled with
mind altering subliminal messages...which
slowly warp your mind!!!! you now wear a straight jacket......and have a new home on the funny farm!!!!

i wish i had the ability to be invisible!!!



Edit: phoebe accidently posted twice I have merged the post - Verto

Your wish is granted, you have the ability to be invisible, problem is that you cant remember what you did each time you used your special power. Murders coincide with the times you have used your invisibility, and now you go crazy wondering if you commited them.

I wish there was a house cleaning fairy who whould clean my house for me!

Granted. But you meet your demise by a fly swatter.

I wish I never had a bad hair day

Granted but, you have a "worst" hair day that destroys your reputation forever.

I wish for some more tea please.

Granted, but now there is nothing but tea. There are tea people living in tea houses driving little tea-powered tea cars, and in the afternoons there are tea showers from the tea clouds. If you try to drink any tea, the tea-UN will convict you of war crimes, because it's crime against tea-humanity.

I wish the world was toroidal instead of an oblate spheroid.

Granted, but the toroidal form does not permit the dynamo effect, hence no magnetic field, hence quickly no atmosphere.

I wish I could get some sleep (real wish...)

Granted

But, you never awake like the child from A.I.

I wish for tranquility.

Granted.

But everything is so tranquil, so calm and watered-down that even pleasureable things have become a bore.

I want to travel the world

Granted, but the world you end up travelling is Trykjhyu IV - home of the evil, anal-probing aliens we mentioned earlier in the thread.

I wish to win several million on the lottery.

Granted, but you significantly underestimate your taxes on the winnings, and get drug through IRS-hell.

I wish I was Aquaman (this should be easy...)

Granted.
You become aqua man but with out the suit. Worst of all you have no male counter part and all the fish laugh at you.

I wish for a trip to the moon.

Granted, heh, sans rocket, sans capsule.

I wish I could understand every spoken language, fluently

Granted, but you become the world's most desired diplomatic representitive. The world leaunches into WWIII over you. Eventually, we fall into an inevitable nucleur hollacaust and the only remaining intelligence are cockroaches.

I wish for world peace

You wish is granted. A large astroid collides with earth causing all human life to be extinguished... and as a result, there is world peace. Since there are no humans left to make war with eachother.

I wish for health and happiness.

Granted.

But everyone hates you because of it and you die alone.

I wish for more wishes

The wish genie grants you as many wishes as you can wish, however, there is a catch. For each wish you make there is a negative consequence for disrupting the natural order of things. Something akin to the evil wish game...

I wish I was famous.

You're famous, but you die in a fiery wreck tomorrow. Just like James Dean!

I wish I could come up with an uncorruptible wish.

Granted, you come up with the uncorruptible wish. Unfortunatley it can never be granted as it clashes with the third law of thermodynamics which states that all things decay and corrupt and is therefore incompatible with the physical nature of the universe.

I wish to know the meaning of the universe.

Granted....but only for a short time. The meaning is so awesome that your brain cannot process the meaning and shortly there after your cranium spontaneously combusts.

I wish to get straight A's for the remainder of my High School Career

Granted, but that career is cut short by a tragic rubber band accident that leaves you in a persistent vegitative state until you're old enough to get social security.

I wish for things to continue as they currently do.

And everything will continue the same for you and only you. But it will only be an illusion. You will loose all grasp on reality and live life lost in your own visions of life. As it has been proven in the past....(refer to #35)"the third law of thermodynamics states that all things decay and corrupt and is therefore incompatible with the physical nature of the universe"....Everything else will progress and you will become lost in something you cannot see.

I wish I would discover the truth behind the mystery of destiny.

Granted. But in the process of learning the truth of destiny, you become fate, and drift further away from your true path, and become the one who has that effect on others.

I wish I could travel through time

Granted. You travel back in time to the medieval ages with no healthcare system, poor hygiene conditions, and become one of the downtrodden serfs to an evil Lord Barmus. Oh, and time travel hasn't been invented yet so you can't come back.


I wish to find happiness in the simple things of life.

Granted. You become so fascinated by such ordinary concepts that you can't seem to disengage from studying these marvelous pieces of pure craftsmanship. For example, as your walking outside for your lunchbreak, you grip the handle to open the door. As you grip the handle, you proclaim, "What a great idea! I mean a door handle; who woulda thought?" Prblem is, you spend the rest of your lunch break disecting it and studying it's interworkings (completely fascinated throughout). When you come back to your work (hours later) you are fired from your job for being such a tardy nuance. As you go to get into your car on your last day of work, you realize to yourself, "A doorhandle that opens the door to this car. I mean; who woulda thought?"

By the way, i know this is off-topic and all, but the book Magic Street by Orson Scott Card is strikingly similar to this game in that every wish has a negative consequence. Read it. It's good. Anywho...

I wish for better writing skills.

Granted. But you're writing skills become so good, your vocabulary so large, that it becomes impossible to read without bludgeoning oneself to death with the hardback copy, but you'd win a pulitzer, congrats.

I wish I could make other people slightly smarter.

Granted however this can only be achieved if you are butt naked

I wish I could have a job that pays me to just be me so I could do what I want When I want

Granted, but it's so time consuming that you never have time to do anything other than work.

I wish that binder clips had rubber grips (OW!).

Granted, but the rubber is molded together so they can't close.

I wish I could come up with a better wish.

You think really really hard, and suddenly you come up with a better wish. Unfortunately all of the extra blood flowing into your brain makes you have a stroke and you forget who you are(and the wish)

I wish to be a bestselling author of a book which descent contain disease.

You write the book, but people are confused by the magical qualities of the book that make them sick. However, because everyone is too proud to admit this, you become a best seller but are later reviled for causing a world wide plague.

I wish that I could have flex time at work.

Granted, but they worded 'flex time' more like 'leave of abcence'.

I wish I could invent a perpetual motion machine.

Granted, but they worded 'flex time' more like 'leave of abcence'.

I wish I could invent a perpetual motion machine.You could, but you find that you're too lazy.

I wish that by renaming something, I could recreate and redefine what it actually is.

Your wish is granted, but you only have been given the ability to do this once. So, you mull over what you want for many years. Every time you think you know what you want to change, a better Idea comes to mind. Because of your indeciciveness, you never name anything.

I wish money really did grow on trees.

Granted, but due to the massive inflation that this causes, money becomes almost worthless and we have to go back to a gold and silver standard.

I wish that all nuclear missiles vanished completely, and the technology to create them was lost.

Granted, but a much more deadlier weapon takes its place having the ability to kill hundreds of millions.

I wish the world was made out of candy.

It was but then i ate the Earth and you out of mere hunger. *beeeellllcchhhh* Much better!

I wish love could never go wrong and the war wuld have a happy ending ..(for us people in the U.S.)

Granted, love never goes wrong, and the war has a happy ending for us, but there is no longer any such thing as us, and a happy ending means disaster for the two countries against which we are engaging in hostile actions.

I wish that I could live in the World of Warcraft universe as a level 60 hero.

Heh Great wish..(i love that game..but that's off topic) but you are stuck in it forever and you can't get out!!! You beacome hated with many factions and the Argent Dawn goes after you cuz you too popular.

I wish I had the best computer gaming system to play WoW on.
WoW= World of Warcraft

Your wish is granted, you do have the best game system known to man. So its really too bad you cant play it. The freak accident involving the UPS man who delivered the system, and a stick of butter leaves your hands permanintly mangled.

I wish there was no such thing as a cold! (aaAA..Choo!)

Wish granted instaed it's feakishly hot. 10000 degrees...ouch.

I wish the power to become indestructable

You become indestructable. However the world blows up and everyone on earth dies. You are left alone by yourself with no one to talk to you. You are left to float around in space forever.

I wish to be the author of a bestselling novel whcih has nothing wrong with it, no magic, just the best novel in the world.

You become indestructable. However the world blows up and everyone on earth dies. You are left alone by yourself with no one to talk to you. You are left to float around in space forever.

I wish to be the author of a bestselling novel whcih has nothing wrong with it, no magic, just the best novel in the world.


Granted. Unfortunately, there isnt much competition on Mars.

I wish I had secret powers that enabled me to know all the answers to all the greatest conspiracies.

I wish I had secret powers that enabled me to know all the answers to all the greatest conspiracies.


Granted you know all the answers to all of the greatest conspiracies, including ones that have not happened yet, but will in the future. You spend your life trying to stop all the would be conspiracies, until you go completly insane with the pressure of it all. After which you spend the rest of your days locked in a room with padded walls.

I wish there was more hours in a day so I could get more done!

they now become endless

I wish parents would mind thier own business

I wish parents would mind thier own business

lol! your wish is granted. Parents everywhere mind their own business, and the world becomes filled with children run rampant!

I wish my kids would listen!

Wish granted they become hypnotized be u and obey every command ....u take away the meaning of every child's life...they die from bieng so good all the time.

I wish no1 ever questioned my desicions

Wish granted.
The children all die and slowly the adults die out with no one to replace them so everyone dies. (I am a teenager and like to think of myself as a child so I dislike this conversation!)

I wish for an endless supply of chocolate that doesnt fill me, tastes great, doesnt have to be "made" AND fills me with happiness.
(No drugs in the chocolate)

Well you turn brown and melt..and that's the end of that..lol.

I wish every1 was immortal and indestructable

Granted everyone is immortal and indersructable. However the world explodes and evryone is thrown in all directions floating into infinite space by themselves. Now evrery floats around space forever always suffocating but never dieing. And in ther mind they know it was you who had done this. With your wish!

I wish to be the author of a bestselling novel whcih has nothing wrong with it, no magic, just the best novel in the world and it is published on earth!

Granted everyone is immortal and indersructable. However the world explodes and evryone is thrown in all directions floating into infinite space by themselves. Now evrery floats around space forever always suffocating but never dieing. And in ther mind they know it was you who had done this. With your wish!

I wish to be the author of a bestselling novel whcih has nothing wrong with it, no magic, just the best novel in the world and it is published on earth!

Granted, unfortunately the world explodes the day after it hits the bestseller list and you never enjoy the spoils of your achievement

where's your wish dude???? And why does the world keep blowing up!!!!!! this is crazy I'm glad this isn't real life.

I wish the world never blew up!!!!

where's your wish dude???? And why does the world keep blowing up!!!!!! this is crazy I'm glad this isn't real life.

I wish the world never blew up!!!!

oops..forgot my wish..heh

Ok onward...your wish is granted. The world never blows up but instead is consumed by molten lava and becomes uninhabitable.

so do i get two wishes since i forgot to post my last one?

First wish..

I wish that someone could prove without a doubt the existence of God.

Second Wish..

I wish that there was no such thing as being "fat"

First wish..

I wish that someone could prove without a doubt the existence of God.Someone does, but God smites him and the answer can never be found again, because God jealously guards it.

Second Wish..

I wish that there was no such thing as being "fat"Granted, but everyone shrivels and dies, because we need a certain ammount of fat to live.

I wish my neck was better.

Wish granted but then you become a hermit because everyone thinks your vain and sticks their nose up at you (big boogers!)

I wish my mum loved me like she used to

granted: but she loves u to much now and wont leave you alone. jst like when u were a child (hard one to make bad)

i wish that politics were all ways fair

Granted politics become fair but the people's view of fair is different world war 3 breaks out.

I wish I had a good paying job

Granted: you have a good paying job but you soiled yoruself when you saw your paycheck.

I wish to go to hell.

Wish granted.
You go to hell

I wish I could go to heaven immediately and stay their forever.

Granted.

But after a mix-up in paperwork, you find yourself in Adolf Hitler's own personal heaven. You do not fit any of his required physical or personal traits, so are subjected to his every sadistic wish.

I wish I was a tree.

granted. unfortunatly you are due to be cut down to day

i wish i was a dog

Granted: You become a dog, but you die of heart failure the day afterward.

I wish I could have sex with a female version of myself.

Granted.

But its REALLY REALLY REALLY old and just happens to be a transexual.


I wish that the forums would tell me when someone is replying to the same wish as me

granted. but it mess's up and is always teling u some one is granting that wish

i wish that the world was perfect: no wars no hunger and no povety

Granted, There is no war, hunger, nor poverty, but you die a slow and painful death that involves my female transexual clone doing dirty deeds to you until you die from love fisting. (the crabs are up for grabs). lol And this all occurs before your wish comes true.

I wish I could count to "G"

Granted.
But we never die, overpopulate and begin to decay. Their is on average one person per 1cm squared on earth and people are forced to tread water for years at a time.
(Their is a lesson to be learnt in that, their is a reason for everything and that included what makes this world so horrible)


I wish that my parents liked to play computer games with me when I asked them to, and only then!

laimtoe - granted but u can only count to the letter G u cant say the rest of the alphabet and u cant count numbers

nexus - granted but ur parents only like to play abyish computer games and u get bored of that and end up never playing on the computer with them again and move out

i wish my novel the orphan pit was well know through out the world

Granted, but it's well known for being spectacularly bad (sorry!).

I wish to know what was before the big bang.

U do then u figure out you realy didn't want to know. U go insane because of it.

I wish I were rich

Granted: You become rich, but you can't buy happiness -- so you lose your riches and wind up becoming a crack man-whore and die from a drug overdose.

I wish I had some sprinkes for a cake.

wish granted, but the word some was misinterpreted by the wish granter. The world beocomes drowned in pastel colored sprinkle treats.

I wish I could play any given instrument extrodinarily well at any time I desire.

granted but the wish granter mucks ur wish up and u end up being able to play any instrument extrodanarily BAD not god

i wish my wish never turned bad;)

Granted: your wish will come true, but sadly not in your lifetime.

I wish Michael Jackson stopped molesting children.

lol crap you guys posted too fast

Wish granted, we posted, but posted too fast

I wish I owned a turtle.

Granted. But it is the world's fastest turtle, and the first time you leave the gate open, it runs off.

I wish I could make a five-letter anagram out of my name.

granted.
But your name is changed to "Idiot" and they make up a new word "Toidi" to sate your anagramistics.


I wish that I owned Neverwinter Nights 2 and Dawn of War: Dark Crusade AS WELL as a kickass computer, mouse, keyboard, monitor and a never ending electrical power supply that works.

granted.
But your name is changed to "Idiot" and they make up a new word "Toidi" to sate your anagramistics.


I wish that I owned Neverwinter Nights 2 and Dawn of War: Dark Crusade AS WELL as a kickass computer, mouse, keyboard, monitor and a never ending electrical power supply that works.

me too so this wish is granted and nothing bad happens!!!

I wish laimtoe would give up being homosexual...aand would stop sleeping with micheal jackson!!!

Granted.

But with Laimtoe's sexual desires only being for one gender, he ends up sleeping with the entire world female population. Eventually the world is overrun with Laimtoe look-alikes, reminiscent of Rimmerworld in Red Dwarf.

I wish the moon had a nice little smile.

granted but the smile tries to eat you and sucseds. no one ever hears from you again...

i wish animals could talk

Granted, they do... However, as it turns out they talk all the time, in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening, in the middle of the night while your trying to sleep. Its like listening to nails on a chalk board all the time... No one, can stand it. So no one adopts animals anymore, because of their excessive talking. And many many die, the rest of the animals spend their time plotting the demise of all the crule humans, and eventually take over the world.

I wish I had 10 million dollars and lived long enough to spend every last penny.

granted. you live long enough. unfortunatly you dont know what to spend it on and live for over 500 years. you are now 678 and still havnt spent all the money. you are still growing older and all your family has been and gone infront of your eyes. you are alone wrinkled sick and old. hooked up to many machines

i wish i had a perfect wish that could never ever go bad no matter how stupid the jenie/witch/other granting thingy

granted. you live long enough. unfortunatly you dont know what to spend it on and live for over 500 years. you are now 678 and still havnt spent all the money. you are still growing older and all your family has been and gone infront of your eyes. you are alone wrinkled sick and old. hooked up to many machines

i wish i had a perfect wish that could never ever go bad no matter how stupid the jenie/witch/other granting thingy

Granted. You get a wish that never goes bad! Filled with MSG and other nasty preservatives! You have the perfect wish but you feel like crap all the time due to the migraines induced by the wish preserving chemicals.

I wish that we women never had to suffer the indignities of PMS

Wish granted but they can no longer procreate

Sweet I sleep with the whole female population. BANK!!! In that case --

I wish every woman was sexy.

They are but only in your version of sexy which is 90 year old woman..ewww.

I wish I could master every subject in collage

Granted. But every day you are given a good kicking for being such a swot.

I wish my cat was green.

* @#$! ouch* that kicking hurt.. Granted your cat is green because it is sick and it may die.

I wish I had a nice dog.

Granted but you kill yourself from boredom soon afterward, the dog was cooler as a violent animal.

I wish everyone was as well endowed as me. (AHEM... I'm referring to my dong, in case someone missed that.)

Granted. But sadly what you consider to be "well endowed" is somewhat optomistic, and you are lynched by a mob of disgruntled men who are now in the possession of 2inch tackle.

I wish I was dead.

Granted. Now you get reincarnated as a dung Beatle pushing and eating feces (Crap) for the rest of your dung beatle life.

I wish I ruled the World


~Raven.

u did and every1 died

I wish I never got in trouble

Granted you never get in trouble, but you get bored because there's no thrill to living on the edge.

I wish I was impervious to everything.

I wish I was impervious to everything.

Granted but now you will live a life void of raw emotion, passion and love. For if nothing can penetrate your mind, body or soul, you shall forever exist on the surface of all that there is. Never truly tasting the sweetness of life or feeling its warmth. How tragic.

I wish I could meet Keanu Reeves...I hear he is single :p

Granted.
But he turns Gay and has a major disliking of all women. This hurts you so much you end up falling in love with Barry Manilow, and thus you spend the rest of your days listening to his songs.
As you can imagine your life soon ends.

I wish I were the Richest man on the Earth



~Raven.

granted but poverty and famine sweep the globe and evry1 dies cuz you have all the money in the world...then you die of lonliness.

I wish I could invent the most advanced and friendly robot

Barry Manilow? Oh cruel world! :confused:

Granted, but now you need for nothing and want for less. Waking one morning to discover that no one cares to know you, but only to gain access to your endless riches.

Never to be challenged or truly inspired by any mere mortal again...for as long as you shall live.


I wish for a cabin on Redfish Lake with a magical closet of supplies that never run out. Completely self contained for power and water and a kick ass internet connection. :p

....what about my wish.....
lol

Granted but you never stop endeavoring yourself in that stuff and u forget about your kids...

I wish I was never unhappy

Granted, but happiness loses all its value because you have nothing to compare it to.

I wish I knew what I really wanted to wish for. :)

Granted. You wished for everyone to to be happy but forgot about yourself and ended up marrying Barry Manilow. Thus your life soon ended.


I wish I was 21 again.



~Raven.

Granted. But now you must run and hide for I have heard that Barry Manilow is into 21 year old....men. <grin>

I wish that chivalry and civility were still the "top" oder of the day.

...I don't....but unfortunatly it was granted and the world falls into chaos because it wasn't the way the world is meant to be run.

I wish I was 20

You are in body, but also in mind, and will be for eternity. Never reaching maturity or wisdom that comes with age. Good luck with that.

I wish for a serene existance.

Granted, while you live a serene existance in a coma, your family worries about you so much that they wind up pulling the plug and you DIE!!!! AHAHHAAAA!!!!

I wish my toilet won't flush so that my roomates have something to complain about.

...I don't....but unfortunatly it was granted and the world falls into chaos because it wasn't the way the world is meant to be run.



Oh this is better? :p

You are in body, but also in mind, and will be for eternity. Never reaching maturity or wisdom that comes with age. Good luck with that.


LOL! :eek:

Granted, while you live a serene existance in a coma, your family worries about you so much that they wind up pulling the plug and you DIE!!!! AHAHHAAAA!!!!

I wish my toilet won't flush so that my roomates have something to complain about.

Granted but they start crapping on your bed and bedroom floor because the toilet smells so bad that they decide your unlucky and thus your room and bed become a haven for the brown turds.

I wish i could read peoples minds and know what they were thinking.

Granted but then you read the milkman's mind and find out your wife has been sleeping with him and your kid is not really your kid.

I wish I could sing like the big shots.

Granted. But since "Big Shots" is not a well known band..u fall into financial ruin, live out of your VW van and fall victim to a random drive by shooting.

I wish that I had the remarkable ability to inspire peace wherever I went.

you did but people have a differnet view of peace and soon you reak havoc among the world and every1 goes after you and they assasinate you...too bad for u.

I wish every1 was invincable

Granted.
But we have to take our anger out on our surroundings and end up obliterating the earth and having to choke in space for all eternity.

I wish that when I played Warhammer, the models were real people(miniture) and they fought the enemies like a real battle.

Granted. thus you recieved a very painful death because the dark eldar captured you, and took you to be severly tortured, and probed by their very crude device's yet they kept you alive for weeks while you begged continuously for a quick death. You were denied that option and the pain was so unbarealbe you spent the remaining days deprived of everything (food and water while they cut you open and took peices from you daily. until a new plaything was brought in and you were left to rot for another 2 weeks before you lost breath and painfully died.


I wish I was a God



~Raven.

granted and every1 goes to hell.

I wish i could fly.

Oh this is better? :p

Nice point. The president is on drugs...the world could do better without him anyday...but thats my opinion and I wouldn't like to be judged upon it...

Granted.
You fly into my house, where the Dark Eldar do what they did to me.


I wish the same wish as last time but that I could control the little bastards, so they wont kill me or anyone but other plastic models.

Granted. But soon, like all wars, the number of dead climb to massive proportions and you find you can no longer get out of your house.
You starve to death emeshed in a cacophony of plastic weapons.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Granted. Now the Earth drastically spins out of control and has tsunami upon tsunami before we all perish from all the electrical storms and lack of gravity, because the cheese made moon just floats off somewhere into the very darkness of space.



I wish I lived In Paradise with lots of beautiful women where nothing can go wrong or hurt me and those women have it away with me daily. :)



~Raven.

Granted.
But you get HIV, the woman take it is a good thing so they dont have to play with you anymore.


I wish for warhammer to be cheaper.

Granted.
But you get HIV, the woman take it is a good thing so they dont have to play with you anymore.




I wish I lived In Paradise with lots of beautiful women where nothing can go wrong or hurt me and those women have it away with me daily.

You failed to grant the wish :D


I wish for warhammer to be cheaper.


Granted. But because it is much cheaper you sleep in on the day the prices are reduced and every single shop sells out completely yet because of the cheapness of the GW products they go out of bussiness meaning you don't get a single thing.



I wish I controlled Time.

Granted. But the effect only affects you and, after you decide to make time flow backwards, you disappear and are never seen again.


I wish I had an eye on the end of my index finger.

granted and u poke your eye out when touching some one.

I wish true love would have no faults and nothing could ever go wrong.

granted But you never fall in love and die lonely.


I wish I was indestructable.

granted, but you become evil and destroy the galaxy.

I wish I was an anime character from multiple animes.

Granted.
But then everyone decides anime is out of fashion and erases all memories of you.

I wish that I could find the courage to begin writing again.

(I did grant that wish Hulls Raven!)

granted, but you become evil and destroy the galaxy.

I wish I was an anime character from multiple animes.

Hows that a bad thing :D

Granted You find all the courage to start writing again. Trouble is everyone else thinks your writing is rubbish and all your published work gets burnt.

I wish people stopped starving in the world.








~Raven.

granted, but the world becomes over populated and we all die out

I wish that I have amazing abilities to do anything I want without restrictions or consequences.

Granted but we have world war III and we all die.

I wish the sky was grey all the time.

Ya'll are depressing me! :p

me too!!! ...i wish this game was over.

Its up to someone to spice it up or let it fall as an achive.




~Raven.

Wish Granted.
The whole of Writing Forums collapses and thats that.


I wish that I knew to lock this topic or not?

I suppose when you run out of an idea to wish and its loseing appeal all the more locking it seems to be an option.

hehehe

???????

granted but then ??????? over time harbors such heinous resent that??????? decides to off you by slowly poisons your warm beverages

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted. But it grows some really big teath and jumps from the water and bites your neck killing you painfully and slowly as you bleed to death.

I wish I had another wish and then another wish after that one.

Granted. Your first wish is for A large serving of your favorite food whenever you feel like it, This is good until you become morbidly obese. Your hastily applied second wish is that none of this ever happened and that everything was back to normal. This happens SHAZAM
but everything is so normal that you disappear into the anonymous void that is true existence.


I wish I had some real friends

Granted, but they are so far away that you can only communicate with them by phone and internet.

I wish I could help everyone in the world that needed it.

Granted. Every single living thing apart from you on the planet just drops down dead. Leaving you alone.

I wish I was a miricle worker.

Granted, but you're painfully murdered on a cross first.

I wish I lived in England.

Granted. But you then get murdered by the local British Yobs they stab you to death.

I wish I lived in Canada.

Granted, but then America invades.

I wish the local British Yobs stabbed themselves to death.

Granted But they saw you and stabbed you before they did themselves.

I wish Canada invades America and ends the Super power.

Granted, but then the world is thrown into chaos and war breaks out among the remaining powers on the world stage and billions die, including you.

I wish that Battlestar Galactica was on more often.

Granted. But then It becomes so unpopular that people come to hang you to death because of makig the wish in the first place.

I wish I was A time traveller.

Granted, but you only travel back, before effective modern medicine and flush toilets, and you end up dying from an infected sliver.

I wish that the wold was destroyed.

Granted.
But you then spend the remaining time you have alone with no arms and legs.

I wish I could read a persons mind.

Granted, but you suffer from Alzheimer's and never remember what you read anyway.

I wish I could meet William Shatner.

Granted. But he has a heart attack as you shake his hand then he slips of the balcony of his hotel room where he inveited you to meet with him. Lots of people witness this and think you pushed him. The police come and sentence you to death instantly by the electrical chair for murdering a god.


I wish I was imortal.

Granted, but the world ends around you, leaving you living in an expanse of nothingness.

I wish that I was martyred, and my followers founded their religion around me.

Granted but slowly killed you so that they could sacrifice goats to you in the future.

I wish I could stand in a place of peace and feel safe.

Granted.
But it's in a small, padded white room with one small window too high up to look out of and there is no chair on which to stand. You're safe from any physical attacks but no one ever comes to visit you.

I wish I had a house on the lake.

(BTW...LOVED your response to the William Shatner wish, VERY funny :) )

Granted. But then come the violent storms and hurricanes suddenly as you sit in the comfort of your home the storms rage violently outside and rise the lake forcing the ground to cave in bring down your house with you inside. You drowned at the bottom of the lake.


I wish I was an Eagle.



(BTW...LOVED your response to the William Shatner wish, VERY funny :) )

lol I grew up with the original Star Trek series. :)

Granted.

But your wings never formed right so you were only able to hop around until a hungry bear scooped you into it's mouth for a snack.

I wish I owned an RV and could travel the states.

Granted. But when you hit the motorway you had to slam on your breaks to avoid hitting an eagle without wings crossing the road. So your RV overturned crashed into a truck carrying petrol. The crash was that bad the truck exploded tossing your RV high in the air with you inside it then smashed back into the motorway where a truck smashed through it tossing you high up then back down onto the road, where another car swerved to avoid the wingless eagle wondering across the road and killed you by running over you breaking every bone painfully before you passed out and died.


I wish I was an Eagle that could fly. :D

:D

Granted.

But you live in New York city and within your first 5 minutes of flying you slam into the side of a large skyscraper and fall to your demise.

I wish I lived in Ireland.

Granted. That's bad enough though. There's no way that I can twist it anymore.

I wish PencilJockey lived in Ireland.

Granted. But you live with penciljockey, who turns out to be pimp, and you are now his bitch.

I wish I had the power to freeze time.

here here be nice this isn't a game where people make fun of one another. If u wanna play that there is another game made by Candiek somewhere in this forum.

U do but guess what u get frozen too!

I wish i had lots of hot women..

Granted. But your penis falls off and you never have sex with any of them.

I wish I was worshipped like a god by everyone.

Granted but then (like all religion) your inability to provide absolute truth creates uncertainty in the very hearts of your worshipers, thus rendering you nothing more than an anecdote in the passage of time.

I wish all my teeth fell out and nobody liked me

Granted. You now live in Ireland forever and regret that last wish thinking it was so foolish.

I wish I was Me.

Granted.

But you live in a large city full of sky scrapers and while walking by one, you notice you're you and being so enthralled you run face first into the building to hug yourself. You never wake up. :p

(Looks like Rob's wish got missed. I'm going to leave this one open for someone to follow up on his wish)


Granted. But you live with penciljockey, who turns out to be pimp, and you are now his bitch.

What's funny is I'm not a guy. :eek:


here here be nice this isn't a game where people make fun of one another

No offense was taken. I know I'm not a pimp and that's good enough. :)

(Looks like Rob's wish got missed. I'm going to leave this one open for someone to follow up on his wish)

Sorry Penciljockey but I granted robs last wish :)


I wish all my teeth fell out and nobody liked me
Granted. You now live in Ireland forever and regret that last wish thinking it was so foolish.


I'll make another wish to keep on going.
I wish all my wishes were blessed by the pope.

Granted.

But then it's discovered the Pope is the biggest sinner of them all and his blessing turn out to mean nothing.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid.

Granted. But then you decide to go for a walk and come to street cross and see a wingless Eagle walking in the middle so you decide to help it sadley as you step out onto the main road to help this poor wingless Eagle a gigantic truck comes from nowhere and runs over you breaking both your legs. Yet still you try to help this wingless Eagle and the further into the street crossing you get the more cars run over you breaking all your bones the Eagle eventually makes it to saftey after someone else who sufferes with paranoia helps it off the road. The last thing you see is a piece of satalite as it falls from the sky. unfortunatly the closer it gets you realise its infact a tiolet seat from a space station and as soon as it hits you you die covered in ****. Your remains are transported back to ireland as well. :D

I wish I was the untouchable human who never suffered fools or bad luck.

I've been trying to come up with an answer to this one and am still working it out. I just wanted say PTHBTPHTBPTPHTBPTHPBTH!!! to you for making this one challenging!

:D :D
Does this mean I keep my wish without bad fortunes lmao :D :p


~Raven.

I wish I was the untouchable human who never suffered fools or bad luck.

Granted. But because of your untouchability, you survive beyond the world and universe itself and drift endlessly for ever and ever.

I wish I could write.

Granted. However the entire population of planet Earth decide books are evil so its ordered globally that al books magazines etc are burnt and destroyed. When its discovered that you can write you too are also burnt at the stake for writing.


My last wish still stands.:)

I wish I was the untouchable human who never suffered fools or bad luck.


Granted. But because of your untouchability, you survive beyond the world and universe itself and drift endlessly for ever and ever.

Kool I like the sounds of that. I out live everyone think of the things I'll see.
You need to do better than that Frost :p lol

granted, but then u die of lonliness sucks for u.

I wish i could be on this site more often.

Granted. But then everyone leaves and you are the only person stuck to the site with no one to engage communication with. Slowly you begin to wither and die inside while you mentally regress back to the state of a newborn child. You eventually die in that state.

I wish i was the richest and most powerful human alive on the planet.


granted, but then u die of lonliness sucks for u.

lmao finally a worthy grant. :p

Kool I like the sounds of that. I out live everyone think of the things I'll see.
You need to do better than that Frost lol\

You've got a mighty fine memory.

\

You've got a mighty fine memory.


Ho ho ho that i do. lol


~Raven

I wish i was the richest and most powerful human alive on the planet.


Granted; however you are no where near the most loved person on the planet. The immense hatred that surrounds you bleeds into your soul and you start to hate yourself just as much as the world. Soon the tabloids read: 'RICHEST MAN ALIVE COMMITS SUICIDE; WORLD REJOICES'.

So horrid to say someone rejoices at another's suicide but this is just a game after all.

I wish I didn't have anything to wish.

Granted. As you step outside your house looking up to the brightly coloured blue sky you hear a sound its like a falling object you look again to see the sight of an Eagle falling the closer this poor Eagle gets the more you look thinking I wish I'd not wished "I wish I didn't have anything to wish." because if you had a wish you could have wished the poor Eagle to fly away because you also noticed that the Eagle was missing its wings.
It hits you on the head cracking your skull wide open because of the speed in which it fell. You drop to the floor blood gushing from your brains as your skull is cracked wide open. You roll around your garden wishing hard to have your wish back. After two hours of agonizing pain you die. The Eagle however walks off a little disorientated but alive as you cushoned the fall for the poor Wingless Eagle.:p



lmao "I bet you hate that darn Eagle Now Don't you." :D lol



I wish I had an infinate number of wishs so that if anything bad ever happens to me I can make another wish to correct the mistakes of the last.



~Raven.

Granted. You go on wishing away your mistakes and imperfections until you get so bored that you end up wishing for something bad to happen. You immediatley suffer a stroke, killing you instantly.

I wish Hulls Raven didnt think out his wishes so well.

Granted. However someone else that same moment at the other end of the planet wished that some one could make really good wishes and thus granted me Hulls raven that power once again. I then had the power to read minds discovered your wish one day when we passed on the street and wished you a wingless chicken for the remainder of your days.

I wish that I was immune to all things bad. :D


~Raven.

Granted. however, now you are also immune to all things good. no evil occurs so no good does either. you shall live a life of long and tired boredom.

I wish I was a elf in the world of warcraft.

Granted. Unfortunatly as you changed into an elf you became a female elf and hated yourself for it because the other elfs saw you as a freak of nature and decided to kill you. So they did.


I wish Guinea pigs could talk.

Granted. however, now that they know they are smart, they decide to take over the world. you are forced into a cage as a pet and fed on burnt toast for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish I could turn back time whenever anything bad happens.

Granted. One day, you woke up late and totally missed work, where you're supposed to deliver a very important report, one that you've been preparing for days to finish. So you call on to your powers of turning back time and you find yourself waking up on the time you originally intended to wake up. Driving your car to work a giant meteor hits the earth and squashes your car and before dying, you realize you could've missed the meteor had you woken up late in the first place. Besides, work turned out to be suspended that day because of the meteor crash.

I wish no one would grant evil twists to my wishes

Granted. Nothing bad happened to you from your wish. However Penciljockey decided to grant a wish of world domination and you were made her slave. She then decided to feed you to her Wingless Eagles for her personal pleasure and the fact that these wingless Eagles have been taunting her for weeks now. Unfortunatley for you they pecked you to death taking your nose then your ears then you bled to death in absolute agony.


I wish that I was immune to all things bad. :D





~Raven.

True. however, you are immune to all tings good as well. with bad tings, come no good things. you shall live a life of boredom and ridicule until you kill yourself with a pencil.

I wish I could do whatsover I please without getting in trouble.

Granted. However you oneday cross the road thinking heehee i can jump out in front of cars and i wont get into trouble. You jump out infront of a car five minutes later. The car swerved to avoid you, however the double decker bus behind it didn't. You were crushed then killed painfully from the impact. Your body just went splat.

I wish I was always saved from badthings at the last minute, so that nothing tradgic ever happened to me ever.

Granted. You die of old age, after a long and rather dull life.

I wish I wasnt bored so often.

Granted. But too much excitment caused you to have a fatal heart attack. You died.

I wish I was the ultimate immortal and wrld dominator.

granted. But since you are a world leader, a political activist tries to assassinate you, and shoots you in the head with a sniper rifle. However, you are immortal, so the bullet in the brain causes you to become entirely paralized, and lie down with the immense pain for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was an amazing writer.

Granted! However the wish granting software encounters a bug and everyone on earth becomes an amazing writer as well. In short, being an amazing writer becomes the norm until everyone totally forgets about how special it is to become one.

I wish I were evil

Granted. Because of your evilness you are hunted down by everyone else on the planet. They decide to due a modern witch burning and slowly burn you at the stake, ignoring your pleas of forgiveness. Your charred remains are then left for starved vultures to consume.

I wish that I didn't have to work.

Granted. You run out of money, and after a long string of unfortunate events, die.

I wish I had a new sound system.

Granted. But its an Alba:D . and then you turn it on to play and it blows up electricuting you. Though you try hard to cling onto life you just cannot and the pain consumes you so much you explode.

I wish I was the epitome of evil incarnate, and no bad could be fall me.

Ok sure, granted. Nothing bad ever happens to you. You get bored of being grand master of the universe and eventually take your own life.

I wish that the only thing's that could possibly happen to me were good things.

Granted. You now live in a world of safeness and nothing bad ever happens to You sadley every single person you know your family your friends wife if you have one kids and well anyone who knows you suddenly drops down dead.
Because nothing bad can ever happen to you sadley anyone who comes near you dies a horrid death.
So in a few years you decide that its a good idea to take your own life and because its a good idea you succeed.

I wish I was the best at everything and worshipped as a good by everyone and they never became tired of worshipping me.

Granted. But, you die. That's the best I can up with for that.

I wish that I... let's see.. I wish I oculd come up with a wish.

Granted. You wished yourself invisible. One day you crossed the road at a crossing were the traffic is supposed to stop but because the drivers couldn't see you and there were no speed cameras present you got severally flattened by a large truck coming one way as you slowly crawled across to the other side of the road a bus ran straight over you killing you in a very painful way.



I wish I was the best at everything and worshipped as a good by everyone and they never became tired of worshipping me.

You get so bored at being the best at everything, you stop at everything and just live a life of luxury, becoming stupendously obese, and dying of multiple diseases. There is much mourning and sorrow, but they soon get over it and worship me, even though I still have to compete at things.

I wishI could make better wishes than Hulls Raven

Granted. Sadley you wished to go into the past. There you met your old pal Jacky. Your now dead.

I wish I knew what is not to be known?

u do and u die cuz it can't be known

I wish I knew what is not to be known?

Granted. Sadley you new too much and the Government came for you hunted you down and gutted you.


I wish I could live through anything and always become unscathed.

Granted. Sadley you end up left alone because the population dies off leaving you lonely.

I wish I never get caught at my secretive life.

indeed... wish granted
you secracy is unmatched and you dare the impossible..
you make a pact with the devil... but no secret is hidden in the eyes of god... You burn in hell for the rest of eternity
I wish to meet the most beautiful woman in the world
and that she remain faithful to me

Granted. The most beautiful woman in the world remains faithful to you as a friend, but meanwhile goes out rooting every half decent lad on the circuit, but denying you any 'cause your too close as friends.

you make a pact with the devil... but no secret is hidden in the eyes of god... You burn in hell for the rest of eternity


And this is bad because.......?????


Your Old Pal Jacky

frost u were supposed to post a wish

oh right... your jack the ripper sori

I wish I was the unbeatable human who never lost at anything and was never harmed in life?

We've been through this.

In your mighty might you grow lazy blah blah eventually die, much grieving, the world moves on, the end.

I wish this game was less repetitive.

wish granted frost...
this thread becomes so Exciting that a concussion causes you to have a stroke making you the first paralysis victim to have gotten paralysis from reading a bunch of posts

I wish to be a god

Granted. You are now the god of dog ****.

I wish I made wish's like hulls raven.

Granted.
However they became your downfall and you died a horrific death.

I wish everyone would stop wanting to make wish's like mine.

Granted. Everyone died leaving you the only living soul.

I wish My wildest fantasies would come true.

Granted. But as they did your third leg fell off.

I wish I could fly

You are now a duck and it's hunting season and you are shot down the first time you leave the ground.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to wish for?

Granted. But sadley as you wished yourself winning the lottery you were watching this wingless Eagle cross a road and made your wish to your worst enemy. You were so gutted that you hung yourself from the Sydney opera house.

I wish I was invincible unkillable and un effected by bad fortune. :)
:)
:)
:)

Your wish is granted you never suffer from bad fortune, but everyone around you does and turn against you leaving you a very lonely person.

I wish I could live on a tropical island living out my fantasy safe from any natural disasters.

Granted. However, the island is one square foot in size, and the water is full of massive, flesh-easting sharks.

I wish I was invisible, permanently or not.

granted, but you also can't touch anything at all anymore :P

i wish i could live forever

Granted. But you age badley over the long years forcing your flesh to become saggy and very wrinkly to the point that it begins to decay when this happens your bones split through the rotting flesh and you out live all your family members and super great grandchildren to the point you become so grotesque in appearance that you long for death but knowing it never comes tortures you through eternity.

I wish Everything bad that could happen to me will happen to someone else be it a relative or some one i never met.

Granted. You children fall terrably ill and die infront of you. then so does your wife.

I wish I knew Who jack The Ripper was/is?

Granted, but you got hit by a car and passed away in a coma before you could tell anyone.

I wish that I could live forever even if it does mean that I end up living alone.

Granted. But you age badley over the long years forcing your flesh to become saggy and very wrinkly to the point that it begins to decay when this happens your bones split through the rotting flesh and you out live all your family members and super great grandchildren to the point you become so grotesque in appearance that you long for death but knowing it never comes tortures you through eternity.

I wish I was always happy no matter what.

Granted.
Your told your dick will never get hard again.

I wish I was a vampire who lived the life of love

Granted. You got slayed five minutes after by a vampire slayer.


I wish I was a vampire slayer.

Granted. You got killed by a vampire on your first slaying session.

I wish I was quicker than a cheeta

Granted. You died of a heart attack because you ran too fast.

I wish someone would shoot tony blair.

Granted, Tony Blair is shot. But then Posh Spice takes over as Primeminister of England, and changes the national anthem to 'If you Wanna Be My Lover'.

I wish my feet weren't cold.

granted. But sadley you accidently slipped and a very sharp razor wheel sliced them off. Look on the bright side. they are not cold anymore.

I wish Geaorge W Bush Jr was shot down by his wife for the sake of the world.

granted bush is shot and in addition his father
but needing a new leader the americans turn to the real masterminds dick chaney and karl marx (dont know real spelling) Who turns the democracy into a Semi-dictatorialship and destroy the world by means of nuclear bombs plunging the world into nuclear winter
then, slowly, you turn to a mutant to live out your days with no genitals

ok then I wish I was dead so no bad S**t could ever happen to me

Ok granted, but then along comes a dog and eats your bones and evetually s***ing them out so now you are dog poo...

I wish that the world would spin in the opposite direction.

granted. it blew up. now we're all gone.

I wish I was the untouchale unkillable happyest person ever.

U die of old age? Bad raven. I can't think.

I wish I could think.

Granted. Life is bliss. Then, one day, just because of your happyness, you think you might try something new.

Being dead.

Unfortunatley, you fail to conduct proper research and dont know how to get back from this state of deadness.

I wish raven made lame ass wishes like mine

Granted. But then the wash's began to make me wealthy and the luckiest person alive.


I wish I was the luckiest Person alive and my luck never ran out.