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cl0ud
08-26-2006, 09:24 AM
For those of yous who dont know what a 3 worded story is its simple. Every person adds on to the story, but they can only use 3 words.

Ex:
Jane posts: one day when
Tom posts: the cats were
Rhea posts: dancing on the

like that. Its really simple and really fun! :D

So lets start:

One sunny day

Iai
08-26-2006, 10:31 PM
Coolio.

One sunny day
in Beelzebub's penthouse

cl0ud
08-27-2006, 02:29 PM
Beelzebub sat down...

Verto
09-01-2006, 05:19 AM
and stared at

cl0ud
09-01-2006, 06:53 AM
a pretty painting...

Mercury
09-01-2006, 12:06 PM
He tore it...

cl0ud
09-01-2006, 01:14 PM
and ate it


:D

Mercury
09-01-2006, 01:24 PM
then belched loudly

brick
09-02-2006, 12:22 PM
The smell of

Mercury
09-02-2006, 03:44 PM
Fire and brimstone

Verto
09-04-2006, 01:34 PM
inflamed his nostrils...

cl0ud
09-04-2006, 02:12 PM
so he drank...

Verto
09-05-2006, 12:56 AM
Butter cup syrup...

lioness1612
09-05-2006, 04:39 PM
to alleviate the

Mercury
09-06-2006, 07:49 AM
burning acid pain

Verto
09-06-2006, 12:54 PM
Then he went...

Daniel
09-14-2006, 05:03 PM
to the store

Daniel
09-14-2006, 05:03 PM
So we have:

One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store...

Mercury
09-15-2006, 05:18 AM
for barbecue charcoal...

Peter
09-15-2006, 07:13 AM
A checkout girl

Mercury
09-15-2006, 07:40 AM
was very ignorant

Daniel
09-16-2006, 09:37 PM
as she began

Peter
09-17-2006, 07:03 PM
picking her nose

phoebe
09-18-2006, 09:08 AM
she ignorantly said.....

Verto
09-18-2006, 11:00 AM
"I wonder how...

lioness1612
09-21-2006, 10:38 PM
you could possibly

trailer trash
09-22-2006, 09:11 AM
deleted

CandieK
09-23-2006, 11:03 PM
Mess this up"

*people should really be copy pasting the entire story each time they add a line. Easier to read!

lioness1612
09-24-2006, 11:00 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up".


She was referring

Sigur Ros
09-24-2006, 11:37 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring

to the rotten

DagunZain
09-26-2006, 09:06 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten

stench wafting from

jumbowumbo
09-26-2006, 09:33 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from

Beelzebub's rear end.

rob
09-27-2006, 09:06 AM
Suddenly he realized

CandieK
09-27-2006, 03:57 PM
he forgot beno

Daniel
09-27-2006, 11:46 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach

jumbowumbo
09-29-2006, 10:23 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach

needed some toothpaste

rob
09-30-2006, 05:32 AM
for his wife

Verto
09-30-2006, 03:03 PM
who stank like

WhispWillow
09-30-2006, 05:11 PM
A cows butt

Peter
09-30-2006, 06:55 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt,

needed some loving

Fixed
10-01-2006, 03:52 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving

because she was

WhispWillow
10-01-2006, 04:36 AM
a hairy sheman

Daniel
10-06-2006, 04:48 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub

lioness1612
10-06-2006, 07:09 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub

fell victim to

Felony
10-06-2006, 08:09 PM
The death of a booby plague

Verto
10-12-2006, 10:31 AM
she was dead.

IndianaJoan
10-12-2006, 10:57 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead.

Beelzebub's soul went

Felony
10-13-2006, 09:01 AM
*faaarrrrttttt* and smelled

Peter
10-14-2006, 07:50 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled

like mushroom pizza

boopy_cupid
10-14-2006, 08:43 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza

lieing in the

Laimtoe
10-14-2006, 10:43 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the

habitat of Maggots

Nexus
10-14-2006, 10:57 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard.

Felony
10-15-2006, 01:34 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it!

Laimtoe
10-15-2006, 02:49 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot

Felony
10-17-2006, 09:01 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to

Laimtoe
10-17-2006, 08:13 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives

KaitonLocke
10-19-2006, 04:07 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick

Laimtoe
10-19-2006, 05:20 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good.

Felony
10-19-2006, 07:59 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.

Peter
10-21-2006, 01:00 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.

Cameras are filming

Nexus
10-21-2006, 05:55 AM
Status: Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 99
Peter is on a distinguished road

One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.

Cameras are filming his ultimate demise

Felony
10-21-2006, 08:43 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs

Nexus
10-22-2006, 04:10 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's.

Hellbent
10-22-2006, 04:22 PM
(mad-libs anybody? I mean, damn, it started out with one sunny day and now we're onto Heroine addicted, farting cock roaches and the demise of something)


One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's.

Suddenly he sees

Nexus
10-22-2006, 07:45 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's.

Suddenly he sees a purple pelican

Felony
10-23-2006, 11:23 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!!

Nexus
10-23-2006, 04:42 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed

KaitonLocke
10-23-2006, 04:43 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it

Nexus
10-24-2006, 04:02 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion

KaitonLocke
10-24-2006, 06:00 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily

Laimtoe
10-24-2006, 06:11 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself

Raven
10-24-2006, 06:21 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find

Felony
10-24-2006, 08:49 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He

Raven
10-25-2006, 06:18 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it

KaitonLocke
10-25-2006, 12:48 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace

Raven
10-25-2006, 03:06 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur

Felony
10-25-2006, 08:44 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner

Raven
10-26-2006, 08:58 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners

xxkozxx
10-26-2006, 09:43 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it.

Raven
10-26-2006, 10:12 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it

Nexus
10-26-2006, 02:28 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope

Raven
10-26-2006, 03:22 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked

KaitonLocke
10-26-2006, 03:56 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped

IndianaJoan
10-26-2006, 03:56 PM
Why is there so much farting, burping and nut scratching going on here

:eek:

Raven
10-27-2006, 03:28 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.

llama
10-28-2006, 07:30 PM
This story is

Raven
10-29-2006, 04:52 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.

This story is about a man

Felony
10-29-2006, 07:41 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.

This story is about a man who is crazy

Raven
10-30-2006, 04:12 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide

Felony
10-30-2006, 08:53 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide It isn't done

Felony
10-30-2006, 08:53 AM
*whoops*

Raven
10-30-2006, 10:32 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide It isn't done.

So Barry Manilow

Spherical Time
10-30-2006, 05:48 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide It isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere,

Raven
10-30-2006, 06:39 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide It isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to

Spherical Time
10-30-2006, 09:55 PM
Another double post. I'm having trouble figuring out how that's possible, considering that it's caused by my internet connection timing out.

Spherical Time
10-30-2006, 09:57 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots

Raven
10-31-2006, 03:56 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy

Spherical Time
11-01-2006, 12:44 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves.

Raven
11-01-2006, 03:16 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves.
He sang The Night

Spherical Time
11-01-2006, 04:29 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves.

He sang The Night That Tito Played

Peter
11-01-2006, 04:40 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played

No Real Bananas

Spherical Time
11-01-2006, 05:05 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub

Felony
11-01-2006, 07:20 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the

Raven
11-02-2006, 11:25 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hipopotomos.

Jeffery

Spherical Time
11-03-2006, 08:51 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about

Raven
11-03-2006, 09:33 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner

rob
11-04-2006, 10:25 AM
, dreamed of buns

Raven
11-04-2006, 02:30 PM
, dreamed of buns
Wierd one!!!





One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner , dreamed of buns while farting out

PencilJockey
11-04-2006, 04:48 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner , dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which

Raven
11-04-2006, 05:26 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner , dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little

Felony
11-04-2006, 08:16 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner , dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo

Spherical Time
11-04-2006, 08:32 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously

Raven
11-05-2006, 05:30 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his

PencilJockey
11-05-2006, 07:54 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a

Raven
11-05-2006, 10:57 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman.

PencilJockey
11-06-2006, 04:52 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he

Raven
11-07-2006, 01:46 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he wonder if he

Felony
11-07-2006, 08:56 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he wonder if he could ever live

radarcassy
11-07-2006, 11:03 PM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he wonder if he could ever live out the shame

Raven
11-08-2006, 01:47 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.

This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.

So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."

No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.

Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he wonder if he could ever live out the shame of listening to Barry Manilow.

rob
11-08-2006, 07:58 AM
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find