View Full Version : 3 Worded Story
cl0ud 08-26-2006, 09:24 AM For those of yous who dont know what a 3 worded story is its simple. Every person adds on to the story, but they can only use 3 words.
Ex:
Jane posts: one day when
Tom posts: the cats were
Rhea posts: dancing on the
like that. Its really simple and really fun! :D
So lets start:
One sunny day
Coolio.
One sunny day
in Beelzebub's penthouse
cl0ud 08-27-2006, 02:29 PM Beelzebub sat down...
Verto 09-01-2006, 05:19 AM and stared at
cl0ud 09-01-2006, 06:53 AM a pretty painting...
Mercury 09-01-2006, 12:06 PM He tore it...
cl0ud 09-01-2006, 01:14 PM and ate it
:D
Mercury 09-01-2006, 01:24 PM then belched loudly
brick 09-02-2006, 12:22 PM The smell of
Mercury 09-02-2006, 03:44 PM Fire and brimstone
Verto 09-04-2006, 01:34 PM inflamed his nostrils...
cl0ud 09-04-2006, 02:12 PM so he drank...
Verto 09-05-2006, 12:56 AM Butter cup syrup...
lioness1612 09-05-2006, 04:39 PM to alleviate the
Mercury 09-06-2006, 07:49 AM burning acid pain
Verto 09-06-2006, 12:54 PM Then he went...
Daniel 09-14-2006, 05:03 PM to the store
Daniel 09-14-2006, 05:03 PM So we have:
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store...
Mercury 09-15-2006, 05:18 AM for barbecue charcoal...
Peter 09-15-2006, 07:13 AM A checkout girl
Mercury 09-15-2006, 07:40 AM was very ignorant
Daniel 09-16-2006, 09:37 PM as she began
Peter 09-17-2006, 07:03 PM picking her nose
phoebe 09-18-2006, 09:08 AM she ignorantly said.....
Verto 09-18-2006, 11:00 AM "I wonder how...
lioness1612 09-21-2006, 10:38 PM you could possibly
trailer trash 09-22-2006, 09:11 AM deleted
CandieK 09-23-2006, 11:03 PM Mess this up"
*people should really be copy pasting the entire story each time they add a line. Easier to read!
lioness1612 09-24-2006, 11:00 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up".
She was referring
Sigur Ros 09-24-2006, 11:37 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring
to the rotten
DagunZain 09-26-2006, 09:06 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten
stench wafting from
jumbowumbo 09-26-2006, 09:33 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from
Beelzebub's rear end.
CandieK 09-27-2006, 03:57 PM he forgot beno
Daniel 09-27-2006, 11:46 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach
jumbowumbo 09-29-2006, 10:23 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach
needed some toothpaste
Verto 09-30-2006, 03:03 PM who stank like
WhispWillow 09-30-2006, 05:11 PM A cows butt
Peter 09-30-2006, 06:55 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt,
needed some loving
Fixed 10-01-2006, 03:52 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving
because she was
WhispWillow 10-01-2006, 04:36 AM a hairy sheman
Daniel 10-06-2006, 04:48 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub
lioness1612 10-06-2006, 07:09 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub
fell victim to
Felony 10-06-2006, 08:09 PM The death of a booby plague
Verto 10-12-2006, 10:31 AM she was dead.
IndianaJoan 10-12-2006, 10:57 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead.
Beelzebub's soul went
Felony 10-13-2006, 09:01 AM *faaarrrrttttt* and smelled
Peter 10-14-2006, 07:50 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled
like mushroom pizza
boopy_cupid 10-14-2006, 08:43 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza
lieing in the
Laimtoe 10-14-2006, 10:43 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the
habitat of Maggots
Nexus 10-14-2006, 10:57 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard.
Felony 10-15-2006, 01:34 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it!
Laimtoe 10-15-2006, 02:49 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot
Felony 10-17-2006, 09:01 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to
Laimtoe 10-17-2006, 08:13 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives
KaitonLocke 10-19-2006, 04:07 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick
Laimtoe 10-19-2006, 05:20 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good.
Felony 10-19-2006, 07:59 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.
Peter 10-21-2006, 01:00 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.
Cameras are filming
Nexus 10-21-2006, 05:55 AM Status: Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Peter is on a distinguished road
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.
Cameras are filming his ultimate demise
Felony 10-21-2006, 08:43 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs
Nexus 10-22-2006, 04:10 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's.
Hellbent 10-22-2006, 04:22 PM (mad-libs anybody? I mean, damn, it started out with one sunny day and now we're onto Heroine addicted, farting cock roaches and the demise of something)
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's.
Suddenly he sees
Nexus 10-22-2006, 07:45 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's.
Suddenly he sees a purple pelican
Felony 10-23-2006, 11:23 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!!
Nexus 10-23-2006, 04:42 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed
KaitonLocke 10-23-2006, 04:43 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it
Nexus 10-24-2006, 04:02 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion
KaitonLocke 10-24-2006, 06:00 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily
Laimtoe 10-24-2006, 06:11 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself
Raven 10-24-2006, 06:21 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find
Felony 10-24-2006, 08:49 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He
Raven 10-25-2006, 06:18 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it
KaitonLocke 10-25-2006, 12:48 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace
Raven 10-25-2006, 03:06 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur
Felony 10-25-2006, 08:44 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner
Raven 10-26-2006, 08:58 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners
xxkozxx 10-26-2006, 09:43 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it.
Raven 10-26-2006, 10:12 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it
Nexus 10-26-2006, 02:28 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope
Raven 10-26-2006, 03:22 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked
KaitonLocke 10-26-2006, 03:56 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped
IndianaJoan 10-26-2006, 03:56 PM Why is there so much farting, burping and nut scratching going on here
:eek:
Raven 10-27-2006, 03:28 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.
llama 10-28-2006, 07:30 PM This story is
Raven 10-29-2006, 04:52 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.
This story is about a man
Felony 10-29-2006, 07:41 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.
This story is about a man who is crazy
Raven 10-30-2006, 04:12 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide
Felony 10-30-2006, 08:53 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide It isn't done
Felony 10-30-2006, 08:53 AM *whoops*
Raven 10-30-2006, 10:32 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide It isn't done.
So Barry Manilow
Spherical Time 10-30-2006, 05:48 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide It isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere,
Raven 10-30-2006, 06:39 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up". She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy sheman. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lieing in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER.Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into feiry oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his weaner. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his weaner to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his weaner off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide It isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to
Spherical Time 10-30-2006, 09:55 PM Another double post. I'm having trouble figuring out how that's possible, considering that it's caused by my internet connection timing out.
Spherical Time 10-30-2006, 09:57 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots
Raven 10-31-2006, 03:56 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy
Spherical Time 11-01-2006, 12:44 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves.
Raven 11-01-2006, 03:16 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves.
He sang The Night
Spherical Time 11-01-2006, 04:29 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves.
He sang The Night That Tito Played
Peter 11-01-2006, 04:40 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played
No Real Bananas
Spherical Time 11-01-2006, 05:05 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub
Felony 11-01-2006, 07:20 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the
Raven 11-02-2006, 11:25 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hipopotomos.
Jeffery
Spherical Time 11-03-2006, 08:51 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about
Raven 11-03-2006, 09:33 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner
Raven 11-04-2006, 02:30 PM , dreamed of buns
Wierd one!!!
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner , dreamed of buns while farting out
PencilJockey 11-04-2006, 04:48 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner , dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which
Raven 11-04-2006, 05:26 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner , dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little
Felony 11-04-2006, 08:16 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small weaner , dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo
Spherical Time 11-04-2006, 08:32 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously
Raven 11-05-2006, 05:30 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his
PencilJockey 11-05-2006, 07:54 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a
Raven 11-05-2006, 10:57 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman.
PencilJockey 11-06-2006, 04:52 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he
Raven 11-07-2006, 01:46 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he wonder if he
Felony 11-07-2006, 08:56 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he wonder if he could ever live
radarcassy 11-07-2006, 11:03 PM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he wonder if he could ever live out the shame
Raven 11-08-2006, 01:47 AM One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find it with a microscope. Then Harry looked in and zapped his wiener off.
This story is about a man who is crazy and we decide it isn't done.
So Barry Manilow was audible somewhere, and loved to Tango with lots of very happy, gregarious, maroon elves. He sang "The Night That Tito Played."
No Real Bananas were visible, Beelzebub then changed the Electric Hippopotamus.
Jeffery often dreamed about his small wiener, dreamed of buns while farting out peppered pigeons which became small little pieces of poo. He was seriously considering quitting his job as a dental floss salesman. He knew he wonder if he could ever live out the shame of listening to Barry Manilow.
One sunny day in Beelzebub's penthouse, Beelzebub sat down and stared at a pretty painting. He tore it and ate it, then belched loudly. The smell of Fire and brimstone inflamed his nostrils, so he drank butter cup syrup to alleviate the burning acid pain. Then he went to the store for barbecue charcoal. A checkout girl was very ignorant. As she began picking her nose she ignorantly said "I wonder how you could possibly Mess this up." She was referring to the rotten stench wafting from Beelzebub's rear end. Suddenly he realized he forgot beno, his pet cockroach, needed some toothpaste, and his wife, who stank like a cow's butt, needed some loving because she was a hairy she-man. Taking Heroin, Beelzebub Fell victim to the death of a booby plague. She was dead. Beelzebub's soul went, *faaarrrrttttt*, and smelled like mushroom pizza lying in the nasty hump cupboard. And I ate it! But he forgot he was allergic to casein paint. Laxatives made him sick but tasted good. Then he ends up in the ER. Cameras are filming his ultimate demise. And he ends up on drugs like coconut twist's. Suddenly he sees a purple pelican screwing his mom!!! He gets pissed and crushes it into fiery oblivion. He smiles happily and molests himself but can't find his wiener. He then pulled it out of subspace, and found Arthur and took his wiener to the cleaners to starch it. But couldn't find |