My Golden Orb!

[soujiroseta]

http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr130/Wreybies/GoldenOrb.png?t=1280610310



It's actually souji's orb but anyway...since the previous thread got went awol i decided to make another. the game is simple, i have the precious golden orb and the next person has to think of a creative way to get it off me.
e.g.
souji: "i have orb"
poster 1: Blasts souji into oblivion and runs away with orb.
poster 2: Gives P1 a clothes line and holds the orb up high.
souji: sends nuke from oblivion and get orb in wreckage

this cycle repeats indefinitely. I'll start...

I pick up the orb in the gutter and marvel at its beauty.

MY ORB!!!!

[Xeno]

Oh, no! This went too! Grrr. WF GHOST SHALL DIE!!!

Xeno reads souji's last post and has an idea.
He blasts souji into oblivion and runs away with the orb.
Xeno has the orb.

[star_fire]

star summons pet pterodactyl (named fred), swoops down and grabs the golden orb, leaving xeno partially dazed.

my shiny orb!

[othman]

Othman rugby tackles star onto some nail and picks up the orb and takes some nails out of it...

my shiny, punctured orb!

[star_fire]

lol...oww. star picks up forelorn grenade, pulls pin (very important!), and throws it at othman. othman is blown into the nearby ocean and the orb (slightly punctured still) flies from his hand. star catches the orb easily and runs off towards her ocean cave.

star has the orb!

[othman]

The sea rises whilst star sleeps and she drowns in her now underwater cave, othman's body parts come together and uses the magic from the orb to bind himself up again...only drawback is that the orb is now one of his vital organs, in front of his right lung, parallel to his heart.

My magic, shiny punctured orb!

[othman]

The sea rises whilst star sleeps and she drowns in her now underwater cave, othman's body parts come together and uses the magic from the orb to bind himself up again...only drawback is that the orb is now one of his vital organs, in front of his right lung, parallel to his heart.

My magic, shiny punctured orb!

[star_fire]

lol

unfortunately othman forgot about fred (star's pet pterodactyl). fred (who has always had problems with his landing) spots star and a lovely landing strip of beach. drawback? fred lands on othman, smooshing him. star scolds fred, then shifts through othman's remains and takes the orb, wiping it off on the hem of her skirt.

my magic, shiny, punctured, blood stained orb!

[CommonGoods]

After brutally murdering the WF-ghost for deleting the two things I had most posts in (Continent and Golden Orb), I find that Souji has somehow saved the orb from oblivion! Yay Souji!

I spot star_fire cuddling it, and simply walk over and yank the orb from her hands. She starts screaming and tries to scratch my eyes out. I simply smile and blow her a kiss, which leaves her stunned, mouth slightly open. I have a way with the ladies, I tell you.

My golden orb!

[othman]

haha...you've got a panic button with you at all times, insecure and sexy? Yeah, yeah...commongoods was actualy high and unconscious inside a hospital, what really happened was that I spotted star_fire cuddling it, and simply walked over and yanked the orb from her hands. She started to scream and tried to scratch my eyes out. I simply smiled and blew her a kiss, which left her stunned, mouth slightly open. I have a way with the ladies, I tell you.

My golden orb!

[star_fire]

lol

luckily star quickly recovers from commongoods/othman's smexy attacks.....and realizes that a therapist suddenly seems more appealing every second that she spends in this crazy thread. ;)

star decides that this thread needs more action and, walking into the nearby forest, cuts down a tree. unfortunately for othman, star has an upper respiratory infection and can barely talk. too late he realizes that the tree was not proceeded by a 'timber!'.

star has the orb again! :D

[othman]

lol....? I don't know how to reply:confused:

Othman decides that as he's on his death tree (I think, if I understood star's post...) that he'll talk to the gods in the netherworld and he comes to a secret agreement with them...

I now have the orb and a corpse that i can't help but blow kisses at...:cool:

[The Easy Listener]

I sneak up on Othman, hit the corpse, and him on the head with a bat. :) While Othman lies unconscious I grab the orb and run away.

MY ORB! Mine I tell you! My precious...precious...

[Cutecumber]

I walk up to the easy listener and start a conversation with him. After a while I point to the sky and shout "Oh no! A pink elephant!" He starts screaming like a baby girl and runs away. Leaving me with...

... my orb.

[CommonGoods]

However, I quickly land my pink elephant next to Cutecumber and tell her that unless she hands over the orb, I'll show that one embarrasing picture of when she was two years old to all of her classmates, including that one guy...

She quickly hands over the orb and runs to her room, pretending to be working on her homework.

My orb, once again!

[Cutecumber]

In my room I remember that this guy isn't in my class. I sneak up the stairs knock on his door and pretend to be our mom. He quickly shuts down his pc and pretends to be working on his math-presentation. When he is busy shutting down his pc (which takes long, old pc) I grab the golden orb which is on his "bed", I run down again and put the golden orb in the dishwasher, he'll never find it.

[CommonGoods]

Our mom: CG, did you drop this?
Me: Yes, yes I did. Where did you find it?
Our mom: The dishwasher...
Me: Oh right, right, silly me.

My golden orb :p

[Cutecumber]

CC: Who were you talking to?
CG: Mom...
CC: Mom is dying her hair...
CG: OMG:|

While my dear brother faints I take the golden orb out of his hands.
And I quickly run to the house of "that one guy"
CG will never know where it is.
And I shout "MY GOLDEN ORB" while I get kissed.:)

[othman]

this is getting a little personal, why don't you two hold your family feud elsewhere?

While Cutecumber is making out with a transvestite I sneak into the aforementioned girl's trailer and see that they're using the orb as some weird sex toy, I have no choice but to lure the killer monkey that actualy wants to kill me and to get it to murder both the girls...Then the radio-active monkey bites me and runs away and I turn into MonkeyMan! Oh and I also got the orb, hehe.

[Ti Odio E Ti Amo]

After bargaining a few dolls with the Hulk, he agrees to help me in stealing the orb. Othman recieves a tap on the shoulder, and is hit to the ground with a serious punch. And then another (I couldn't let the Hulk have all the fun). So there MonkeyMan lies on the ground, while I swoop up the orb.

"Long time no see."

[Cutecumber]

As Ti odio wisperes sweet words to the orb I smack the back of his head with my brothers math books (he clearly doesn't need them). In the confusion I created I grab the orb and jump in de getaway car I arranged.

The shiny, Golden, beautiful, special, great, beloved orb is... MINE (again.)

[Ti Odio E Ti Amo]

What the heck? How many books are needed for ONE SUBJECT?!

And narrating me as a "he"...hmf.

I take a short cut, sprinting in the direction of the car. In jumping onto the front window like a graceful bunny, the car swerves and I hop back off, watching it hit into a tree. CuteCumber crawls away from the wreck and tries to run away, but luckily, I am faster. And Older. So it would only be fair for me to have the orb. I snatch it from her and she starts to whine. I hit her in the head with the orb just in the right spot and she goes night night. I quickly run away from the accident.

MY ORB!! HEHE :D

[othman]

The click as his pistol was cocked was loud enough for the fleeing orb snatcher to hear and upon spinning around he tripped over a tree root. "That was so lame." Othman said as he walked up to the unconscious body, placing the orb carefully in his rucksack, he pointed his pistol at the head of the sleeping boy and unloaded the entire clip into his forehead, walking away Othman could be heard humming the orb song.

[CommonGoods]

I slap othman.

He cries.

I grab the orb.

((I'm feeling very uninspired today))

[Cutecumber]

CommonGoods finds his little sister unconscious at the hospital. He asks me who did this to me. I start to cry and tell him the whole story. Commongoods gets really mad at Ti Odio. When he wants to leave I look at him with my famous Puppy Eyes. Commongoods loves me so much he just give me the orb before he leaves to kill Ti odio.

(ti odio, sorry for the him-thing.)

[Ti Odio E Ti Amo]

Othman... *Growls* A SLEEPING BOY?!?! I AM A GIRL!!!

I wake up in a hospital bed, and notice CC laying in the bed beside me. the orb

"CC, sorry for jumping on the car you were in...and you know, hitting you with the orb."
"That's okay, I forgive you."
"Aw thank you. But can I have the orb, pwetty pwease?"
"But it's mine!"
"How about we trade? I'll give you this. We can be accomplices :D."
"What is it?"
"A laser that'll make anyone listen to you- except me of course. It won't work on me."
"well..."
"I'll give you half of my cookie?"
"Deal! :D"

We traded, and I left the hospital completely okay. Walking down the sidewalk, I hugged the pretty orb.

[Cutecumber]

After I ate the cookie, I wondered if the laser would work on my brother. I called him and as he walked in I aimed the laser at him. But I noticed there was no button to push! "She fooled me... AGAIN" I shouted, and ran outside, leaving my puzzeld brother with the useless laser. I walked down the street and kicked an empty can. Suddenly I hear a soft "ouch". I also hear an object rolling towards my feet, I look down and see THE ORB. I step over a girl lying unconcious on the street and when I'm in the taxi I arranged I realise it was... Ti odio.

But at last. the orb is MINE!

[CommonGoods]

CG: "Sorry sis, couldn't find Ti. But maybe..."
Sexy nurse: "Your sister was discharged this morning."
CG: "No way. And she didn't call me?"

I quickly grab one of the sheets, tie it around something sturdy, and jump trough the window. I come to a halt only inches from the ground (she was at the groundfloor), and rush towards the sounds of mayhem. Is that Ti? Well, at least she's near a hospital. Suddenly, I spot CC, holding a... Is that Ti's world famous domination-lazer(pewpew)?

But before she can zap me (pewpew), she suddenly get's stabbed in the back by the sexy nurse with a needle full of liquid vicodin. As she crumbles to the ground, I grab the orb, the nurse, and head for my blimp that is waithing on the top of the hospital.

My orb!

[othman]

CG didn't see the bomber until it was too late, Othman released his army of furbees meters above the blimp's outer layer. The near invincible plastic irritations quickly punctured and lit up the blimp's gas and through the massive fireball the furbees came straight as CG. Jumping on him and the hot nurse he had no time nor means of resistance and so was quickly overcome by the chanting pieces of ****, and after disposing of both the athletic nurse and CG off the hospital roof the furbees ran off to Heathrow at a surprising pace considering the size of their plastic feet. With the orb on their backs, I landed just as my pretty plastic devils came onto the runway, and now, orb in hand I'm 40,000 feet above the Atlantic ocean.

have fun!

[soujiroseta]

Unluckily for Othman i am on the same flight as him, in fact im on a secret mission disguised as an air hostess when i see the orb thief. I wait for him to go to the bathroom before deftly slipping a hand into his remaining jacket pocket. I pull out a pistol and shoot my target before opening the hatch and plummeting. The pilots can only look in shock as a small parachute descends to the earth.

[CommonGoods]

... by which time I wake up, and see a small parachute comming down. I quickly get a piece of cardboard and a magic marker to create a sign;


Jade killed of Kyle in Continent
Yours, CG

I see how the figure in the sky starts to flail widely, and aparantly , it was Souji after all! My luck! And he dropped something... a golden orb!

Mine!!!

[othman]

unfortunately for CG the guy Souji killed was actually my accomplice that I was going to kill upon landing anyway. After shedding a few non-existent tears I grabbed the army's new top-of-the-range flying squirrel suit from under my chair and jumped out after Souji. I quickly noticed the fake orb that Souji "dropped" and decided to ignore the cheering CG and head for my target.

As you may know, it is very hard to rummage through a girl's pockets especially when still a thousand feet in the air. And as she was struggling too much I took the hard decision to plunge my machete through her ribs. After finaly finding the god-damned orb I landed in a field by a farmhouse. (If you've watched The Cottage you'll have fun!)

[soujiroseta]

After seeing the sign which was made by the villainous CG i see him scamper off with the fake orb. "What a sucker." i say to myself as i land in the distance i see a small farmhouse and othman soaring into it like a squirrel. I walk over there and find othman in a lounge chair in front of a fire gently caressing the orb. His eyes are rooted on the TV which is reporting a plane crash.

I sigh and stand in front of the TV and lift my shirt. At first Othman doesn't realize what's happened and then i hear a faint whisper,

othman: You're not a girl?
Souji: I'd like to think so.

He begins to go mad and keeps repeating he's not a girl over and over. i take this moment to slowly take the orb from the vacated lounge chair.

[othman]

Waking from his doze he quickly got a pen and paper from out of his pocket and quickly sketched a picture of souji and added breasts and "IT WAS PLASTIC SURGERY!!" only after he ran outside after the long gone (I was tired) souji that I realized that I had been thinking of Ti Odio..."Their avatars look alike" I muttered as I called for my helicopter to come pick me up.

Once in the air I soon saw the fleeing, half naked thief. He was making his way across an open field, "What an eejit!" I smiled and raise my AUG to my shoulder and loosed three bullets in quick succession. The boy fell to the ground with a thud I could hear over my transportation's blades. I landed my copter and walked over to the corpse...which wasn't there, but the orb was there and so I took it and let souji live another day (he makes fun sport).

[Jade]

Ahh a new thread – that’s your ploy to shake me off the trail souji? Nice try. I was wondering why it wasn’t showing up in my subscriptions – I thought you had all seen sense, realized that I am the true master of the orb and given up.

In true baddie fashion, I sweep into the thread, curtseying to my audience as they hiss and boo. Thunder crackles. Jade is back. You're all in trouble now.

Argh! But what’s this? A helicopter flies overhead and ruins my hair – I just had that styled for my triumphant return! Grr.

I watch as the helicopter lands and make my way over. There is othman, a new player, standing over souji’s twitching body. I roundhouse kick othman into next week and catch the orb as it flies into the air. Aw look, he even left me a helpcopter. What a gent.

I tread on souji, rather than walk around him, climb into the passenger seat and fly away, the orb as co pilot.

My orb! Hahaha!

[othman]

"My trap worked" said Othman once he got his breath back (it took a blood week - what a kick though). He picked himself off the ground and smiled at the smoking wreckage of half a helicopter. "He never even saw my anti-aircraft guns, muhahaha!" He said rather than laughed - Othman never shows emotion. He skipped, yes, skipped over to the wreckage in which the orb lay. Beauty shining through disaster - it was the only non-black object in the mangled ruins of a once brilliant helicopter.

He looked past the copse of evergreen trees to where he had ordered his SUV to be left. It wasn't there. "F***ing drivers left me for dead!!" He seethed, then opened his phone and called for a pick up and the immediate funeral of a certain driver.

[CommonGoods]

This isn't a golden orb, it's a potato! Three months, how did Souji manage to fool him like this after three months of hunting that damn orb! I quickly eat the potato (orb hunting makes a man hungry) before resuming the chase.

Again, I just follow the sounds of destruction and mayhem. Suddenly I see a helicopter getting shot down. I run over and suddenly see Jade lying on the ground. I pull her out of the wreckage and leave her a note:

Heya Jade,
Good to have you back. Looking forward to stealing the orb from you.
Love,
CG

I smile and rise. She'll be fine. Now, about that orb.

I quickly spot othman. I give him a oncover and grab the orb. He runs after me, but is suddenly hit by a car. The driver jumps out, yelling "Oh my god oh my god Mr. Othman!"

Who cares? I got the orb!

[Jade]

I wake up and realize that I can’t see a thing. Ah no, I’m blind! How will I ever gaze upon the orb of ultimate glory again? Oh, no, hang on it’s just a piece of paper.

I read the words with narrow eyes and stand up in the midst of the wreckage. He could have at least called an ambulance. Or a hairdresser, I think, catching sight of my reflection in a shard of glass.

"Oh my god oh my god Mr. Othman!"

I run towards the sound of screaming, so fast that I catch up with othman in next week. CG is standing at the side of the road, staring at the scene with a smile. I tap him on the shoulder. He turns and meets my eye. Immediately he is turned to stone, and I take the orb. I write a message on the new CG statue (on his forehead).

Heya CG,
It's good to be back. Come and get the orb (if you dare.)
Jade

I turn and run away.


My orb again. Haha!

[othman]

As with most people who participate in this thread, I am invincible. So I picked my self off the floor looked around for Jade and then asked my driver for his gun. I shot him. Climbing into my SUV I went to make an arrangement for body disposal but found that my phone was dead. I swore, started the engine and stuck the pistol into my belt all at the same time (I'm good at multitasking, e.g. being run over whilst continuing to breathe...tricky).

Jade is stupid. Skipping along a road unarmed and with the orb in full view?? Although it wasn't exactly a film style attempted murder...I ran her over, got out and shot her in the head twice and three times in each leg for good measure.

"F**K!!" I exclaimed when her head mysteriously healed...I grabbed the orb from her still beating (FFS) chest and rolled her body into nearby ravine. "Fifty foot of sheer rock face ought to keep her away for a little while." I growled and imitating her skip I went off to my car and drove off to Me'ico...I was lost...shup.

[MiwAuturu]

Seeing this scuffle over a very valuable golden orb I decide that I want it for myself. So I sneak up on Othman and hit him on the head with a shovel. I then use the shovel to bury him underground, take the orb and run away, hiding it in my pocket. Since no one knows me yet they can't know I have the orb.

[CommonGoods]

Since no one knows me yet they can't know I have the orb.

That it, unless you happen to have an OrbFinder2009! (The OrbFinder 2000-2008 were all busted in the previous thread) After being transmuted back to flesh by a friendly Alchemist (Thanks Hohenheim, loved you in FMA), I activate the wonderful piece of equipment, quickly finding out where the orb is.

Who's that? Oh well, does it matter? He has my orb! I spot a shovel nearby, which I use to hit him over the head with, after which I bury his body (oh, the irony!)

My golden orb, once again!

[star_fire]

star peers out from behind an oak tree, smiling. it was wonderful to still see the same morons fighting over the orb.

a glint of gold catches her eye. squinting, she spots cg burying another player. star chuckles to herself. he's left himself wide open. running up behind him (she was the star sprinter on her track team), star pushes cg into the open grave. unslinging her bow from her back, she expertly shoots cg through the heart with an arrow and quickly buries him. throwing the shovel aside, star picks up and caresses the golden orb. eyes darting, she dashes down the hill and into a hobbit hole.

[CommonGoods]

Your time has not yet come, CommonGoods

What the heck, whats up with the big pale lettres?


Give us a break. We would have send a choir of angels, but do you know what those things cost? Heck, we have a financial crisis on our hands here!

Still, an angel or two might have been nice.


Look, you want to be reincarnated or not?

Yeah, I guess.


I kick in the door of the hobbit hole and barge in. star_fire stares at me in fear.

sf: CommonGoods!?
CG: CommonGoods? Yes, thats what they called me. CommonGoods the Grey. *smile* I'm CommonGoods the... waith a second. WHAT THE HELL!


Sorry

sf faints, and I decide that I wouldn't kill her. After all, she did burry me. So, after I retrieve the orb, I return the favour by cutting trough the pillars that keep the hole from collapsing.

My orb!

[othman]

After turning off the microphone, Othman quickly set off the detonators that he placed around the hobbit hole during CG's 'cutting through the pillar'. "BOOM" He dramatically said as he clicked the big red button..."Damn I forgot to turn the mic on again!" He sighed and then remembered the now buried orb.

Lucky for me CG and the orb were right by the door frame, "CG alive, but I've got the orb...Mu, Wa, Wa, Waaaa."He said attempting a mirthless laugh and miserably failing..."Ah swell..." He grumbled as he and the orb walked off into the distance, him practicing evil laughs and the orb just sitting in his arms being orbish.

[Jade]

Thanks to my bulletproof skull, I live on. Yet there are no fancy mystical voices or reincarnation for me.

After I’ve finished sulking at the injustice, I haul myself out of the ravine and follow my innate orb sense to the Golden Orb. Falling down the ravine was good in a way. I now have so many twigs and leaves in my hair that I am perfectly camouflaged with my jungle surroundings.

I find Othman and punch him in the face. Hard. That’s what ya get for shooting me.

I take the orb for myself and disappear into the jungle where nobody will ever be able to see me.

[CommonGoods]

Your time has not yet come, CommonGo...

Piss of, I'm not dead yet!

I manage to get myself out of the now collapsed hobit hole, and quickly start looking for the Golden Orb. However, whoever has it, she is pretty good at hiding... Luckily, I know how to handle these things; lure them out.

After trying liqour, alcohol and sigarettes, I decide to take a somewhat unusual aproach;

CG: *Puts a lap top on a tree stump* "Well look at that, seventy new posts on the RPG forums..." *back away*

I watch how suddenly, Jade appears. She clicks the mouse button, and is forced to watch a movie about a little girl with black hair that crawls out of well. Then my phone rings.

CG: "CG speaking."
Mysterious voice: "Could you put me on speaker. Got a message for Jade.
CG: "Sure." *Puts his phone on speaker*
Mysterious voice: "Hey Jade; SEVEN DAYS!"

Seven days later, I find the orb, abandoned somewhere in the woods. I don't know what happened to Jade, but hey, at least I got the orb now!

[Jade]

I don’t actually have to do anything this time. I stand by the tree stump and tap my foot. CG is soon back.

“Forget something?” I ask sweetly, holding the laptop over a huge chasm.


Ooh, cruel.

“You wouldn’t,” CG answers, panic written on his face.

You see, I am not the only one addicted to the RPG forum. Already deprived of his RPG fix with the laptop in plain sight, CG is starting to twitch so much that the orb falls out of his hands. I throw the laptop to him and he falls upon the keyboard like it supplies oxygen.

It should take him a while to drag his attention back to the real world. I plan to be in Vegas by then.

I start running for the airport.

[othman]

"Taxi!" Jade calls out with her left hand out to hail down the oncomming taxi, little does she know, Othman still had his gun and no form of transport. The taxi slows down and Jade opens the door and climbs into the back, "Where to guvnor?" Othman asks not turning round.
"The airport, please."
"Okay, sure thing." Othman murmurs as he drives off the main road and into a dense wood. "Crap!! What was that?!" Othman yells in surprise as CG rolls off his now stationary bonnet.
"Othman? You forgot your voice-" Jade was cut off by the clicks the locks made as they came down.
"F**k you Jade, you're being sedated and rolled into that damned ravine again!!" He screamed, still started by CG.
"NOT IF THE ORB COMES WITH ME!!" Jade yelled as she opened the door.
"Locked, remember?" Othman replied with a grin.
"Oooohhh ****!!!" Jade whimpered as some compressed gas of some sort started to be released in the back of the cabbie.

"Orb, orb, I love you! Orb, orb, I love you!" He chortled, he had a brilliant song and a golden orb, why shouldn't he be happy?

[CommonGoods]

I got hit by a freaking car! A freaking yellow cab!

I quickly scramble to my feet, and hear something singing. I look up and see othman skip around holding the orb. Which I want. I take a look at my laptop, and after seeing the basterd rode over it, I go crazy and start hitting him over the head with it. After he stops moving, I grab the orb, and suddenly see Jade, who'se sitting in the back of the car that hit me.

She isn't moving, and as I open the door, I'm hit by a wall of gas.

But hey, I need her for Continent, so I can't let her die, now can I?

Anyway, I leave next to the car, grab her ticket to Vegas and start heading for the airport.

[othman]

my acting is better than ever...(I AM NOT WEAK, I am SPARTA!!) and seeing as CG will be long gone by now I think I'll just head off for Vegas myself, the minute CG tries to go into a casino with the orb under his arm he will be e-MuRdErEd!!

CG did go into a casino with the orb under his arm, CG is now lying in a ditch, Bill the casino manager does have the orb..."BILLIETTA!!" Othman yelled at the top of his (now slightly brusied) voice, "GIVE ME THE ORB!!"
I can't post the full post for some reason... :(

[CommonGoods]

I can't post the full post for some reason... :(

That's probably because I won't let you. I'm still alive, quickly crawl out of the ditch and tacle Bill. He starts crying like a little girl, and I give him some candy corn to shut him up.

At least i got my orb back again. Better not walk into another casino :)

[soujiroseta]

As i wake from my coma i remember the distance sounds of a helicopter and a Gears style curb stomp. i get up and order the new orbfinder2009 which was graciously "pirated" by Jade:p i see CG walking by the hospital and quickly tie some sheets together. I tarzan Swing 20 stories and in the blink of an eye grab the orb from its hist and spin around the corner like spiderman.

MY ORB!!!!

[soujiroseta]

As i wake from my coma i remember the distance sounds of a helicopter and a Gears style curb stomp. i get up and order the new orbfinder2009 which was graciously "pirated" by Jade:p i see CG walking by the hospital and quickly tie some sheets together. I tarzan Swing 20 stories and in the blink of an eye grab the orb from its hist and spin around the corner like spiderman.

MY ORB!!!!

[Jade]

I wake up in time to see soujiro swing past on a long rope of sheets. What the hell...

Quickly I leap to my feet and race up fifty flights of stairs to the top of a nearby office building. Then I realize that I don't have any rope. That doesn't hold me back for long.

I make a gigantic paperclip chain and swing out of the window. As we pass eachother, each chooses their weapon.

ROCK BEATS SCISSORS!

Soujiro: Aww, shucks.
Jade: You lost. Hand it over.

He hands me the orb and I continue on my way.

Yes this all happened in seconds.


MY ORB!

[CommonGoods]

PAPER!

My golden orb!
(Also the shortest orb steal in the history of this thread :D)

[Jade]

Noooo!

I reach the top of my swing and start swinging backwards, just as soujiro does the same.

Jade: Gimme those goddamn scissors, souji!

I wrestle the scissors away from him and hold them triumphantly in the air. The first person I see with a rock may well find the scissors lodged in their nasal cavity.

I find CG and snip his paper into shreds. Then I take the orb and announce a ban on rocks.

My golden orb!

[soujiroseta]

As i swing back into action for the third time i pass by Jade and manage to get caught up in my swinging bed stuff. She falls to the ground in an pile of white and cushions my fall. as i get up i fish out the orb and head back down the street. Jade wakes up in my sheets and asks herself what happened.

MY ORB!!!

[star_fire]

star walkes out from the casino, counting her winnings. a royal mess greets her eyes. bedsheets and bodies are shrewn across the area, but the glint of the golden orb is no where in sight.
"damn, i need to stop getting sidetracked."
pocketing her new spending money, star glances down the street. souji is strolling along the sidewalk without a care in the world, caressing the golden orb. gritting her teeth in anger, star runs down the road and confronts him.
star: "gimme that!" *wrestles orb from souji's hands*
souji: "no way!" *grabs orb back*
suddenly, the orb slips from both their hands and begins rolling down the graveled street. it bounces over a pothole before a passing semi comes past.
"NO" star screams, fearing for the orb. the force of the semi picks up the surprising light orb and tosses it into its cargo. leaping, star hurls herself at the semi and grabbs onto the back.

*evil laugh* my orb!

[BatCountry]

you get a flat tire and you walk away looking for help
carelessly, you left the orb behind and me driving notices it so i pick it up and drive away

[CommonGoods]

But you don't manage to get far, considering you have a flat tire as well (I picked up my own pair of siccors, just in case someone has paper). I take my time to load the large caliber cannon with a load of abandoned rocks (seems everyone fears Jade and her siccors) and light the fuse. The truck gets barraged, and I run over to the wreckage and start looking for the orb.

After a while, I find it, shining like never before. Shiny is mine, once again!

[BatCountry]

But when you pick it up, the guy from "Back To The Future" suddenly pops out of nowhere and runs over you, and you drop the orb. The driver peers out and mutters a quick "oh crap" and disappears. I recover and pick the orb up

[CommonGoods]

Three seconds after I get back to my feet and realise the orb is gone (damned), the DeLorean appears again, with future me driving.

CG: Hey.
Future CG: Hey. Got your orb back.
CG: Whow thanks. What happened to BatCountry?
Future CG: It involved the past, New York and a giant blimp. It wasn't a pretty sight.

He steps in again and dissappears, leaving me with the orb :)

[othman]

"I'm sick of these mother $£%!ing people taking my mother $£%!ing orb!!" Othman screamed at the top of his voice and he shot at a nearby window...as it happened CG and Future CG were both standing behind the tinted glass and luckily it wasn't bulletproof! FCG disappeared upon impact with the bullet but to get to him it had to travel through CG's head, thus killing him and depleting him of any possible future, luckily the orb is too shiny to care about such things and stayed right where it was.

My orbling!!

[soujiroseta]

as i finish narrating the part about how othman came into possession of the orb i enter the scene and announce with a giant booming voice.

souji: the orb master is here!

everyone including CG less than animated corpse bows down and the orb shyly rolls away from othman who is awe of this great orb wielding power wets the floor. Me and the orb leave the room and noone moves until i reach my birthplace in Bulawayo where no one is sure to find me.:D

giant booming voice says: MY ORBB!!

[soujiroseta]

double post!!!

[CommonGoods]

CommonGoods, you're time has not yet come
You're late Joe.
Sorry, had a crisis meeting. Blue monday is one of the bussiest day's of the year
Yeah yeah, let's get this over with. By the way, what happened to the size of those lettres?
Financial crisis
Right

So, I live once more, and I'm really thinking about buying that bulletproof skull. So, where am I? Zimbabwe? Are you freaking kidding me?!

Bulawayo? Sounds like some kind of evil BBQ-sauce. Well, anyway, I want that golden orb back... Luckily, in Zimbabwe, anything can be bought, so after buying myself some consoles (PS3, XBOX 360, WII), I start asking around if anyone has seen that orb.

Soon after, I find Souji who is just leaving the airport. I point at him and yell "Rich famous American!" He get's stormed by the crowd, and I use the confusion to sneak in and steal the orb.

Three days later I'm in Amsterdam, my birthplace. And next to me lies my precious golden orb :cool:

[soujiroseta]

After i officially ban google search from CG's IP i follow the paper trail of drool that always comes about when CG has the orb. I find myself in Amsterdam not a few days later and after some awesome local brownies i go searching for CG.

I find him at his hideout and enter the area disguised like a Rastafarian. I enter his chamber and in the spirit of the season we sm...eat some brownies. We get so...um...stuffed that Cg goes streaking and leaves the orb to me!

My Orb!!!!MAN!

[othman]

"Right ... that was lame." Othman commented as he used google earth to find the bright glow that emanates from the Orb.

Othman flew in a secret Concord (the last one still in use) to Amsterdam and got a taxi to the house he used to live in and after sneaking past the current tenants into the cellar where I locked up all my guns I selected all that may be of use.

Locked and loaded, Othman mounted his prototype motorbike (these tenants are awesome) and went on his way at a shocking one hundred and seventy five miles an hour yet still in only third gear!! Arriving quickly at CG's house and recruit Cutecumber to come and help me defeat Souji.

"Souji...you had a little too many brownies didn't you?" Othman murmured at the sleeping ball of fat. He leant over Souji looking for the orb, and as he straightened up with a scowl on his face he saw it. It was his pillow!! "Now...how do I do this?" He asked absentmindedly, CC replied by taking a sub machine gun out of one of the two dozen holsters and filled souji full of holes.
"There!"
"Umm...thanks CC...I think..." Me and CC were now bonded by trauma....I think...

Our Orb!

[CommonGoods]

Dude... this stuff is awm... awsm... *starts giggling* funny word...

When I wake up, I am happy to see the golden orb is till there.

*two hours earlier*
CG: Damned, Othman has my orb... and he recruited my little sister? Heh.
*logs in on his sisters account*
*shoots Othman*
*puts the orb next to a sleeping CG*
*logs out*

[othman]

"That was even lamer ..." Othman said trailing off as he absentmindedly pulled a bullet out of his bulletproof skull. He got up off the floor and picked up CC's gun, "Damn this thing i a beast!!" He pulled the hammer back and pointed it at the offline CC. Unfortunately for her she seemed to not of invested in a bulletproof vest and her head now had a gaping hole in her forehead.

Skipping towards the light Othman entered CG's room and shot him in the head..."There's too many of these bulletproof skulls about!!" CG rolled over and started to snore, Othman sighed and grabbed the orb and skipped off to stand in front of some tramps and say; Your time has come, little hobbit!

[BatCountry]

BatCountry wakes up confused and his butt is sore. What the heck happened? he wondered, and that was when he noticed... zombies were crawling over the place. "HOLY CRAP!" he yelled and started running, the zombie mob started chasing him. BatCountry apparently inherited some Usain Bolt genes and he ran off into the light and... crashed into a smug othman knocking othman into the ground and rendering him unconscious. "Wow," BatCountry said, "that's gotta be on my top 10 weirdest things" But no matter, BatCountry picked up the orb and ran away.

[CommonGoods]

BRAAAAAINS!

CommonGoods curses under his breath. Surrounded by freaking zombies. "Shoo, go away. I don't taste good!" Seems it isn't working... Maybe try a different approach. "Golden Orrrrrrrb!"

The zombies look at each other (at least, the one who have eyes do), then stare at me. "Brains?" I shake my head. Golden Orb."

Seems it's working. The zombies crown me king and help me track down BatCountry. After they steal the golden orb for me, I let them eat his body :)

My golden orb (and my zombie army!)

[Xeno]

Xeno, back from a long visit to Risa (Jamohoran!) breaks through the stratosphere, shattering every window in a sixty-mile radius. He hits the ground before the broken glass, and spies the Golden Orb in the hands of his age-old enemy, CommonGoods. Without hesitating, he uses his new blade to slice through the hoards of zombies as they claw uselessly at his armour. CommonGoods backs into a corner, and Xeno unleashes his plasma cannons in CG's general direction.
The zombies turn, seeing CG's body, and scream "Barbeque!"

Xeno walks away with the orb, triumphant.

XENO IS BACK!

[Jade]

I appear at the scene of the massacre and trade barbecue sauce for information.

Jade: The orb, where did it go.

Zombies: Mmm brains... and sauce...

After a few minutes, I can’t make any sense of them. Then I see xeno walking away with my orb. I take the lid of the barbecue sauce and throw it at him. Immediately he is charged by a horde of hungry zombies.

I pick up the orb and try to clean the barbecue sauce off. I decide to go and get it cleaned. My precious orb in such a state. It’s no wonder it prefers me.

My Orb!

[soujiroseta]

I see Jade enter a dry cleaning store from across the street. my agents are in place and begin chattering on the radio about her movements.

agent1: she's at the counter.
agent2: no, at the desk!
agent1: what's the difference?
Souji: Shaddup and get her she's coming out.

As jade comes out onto the side walk a van pulls up beside her and two anonymous men push her into the opening door but do such a poor job of it that they slam her head into the passenger door. I massage my head as i head into the van. The van shakes for a moment. there are a few screams from within and then the van starts to move. but it only goes 50ft before Jade is explelled with a firm boot. a pair of hands reach out and take the orb as she holds her beaten head as the van speeds away.

[Jade]

Immediately I leap to my feet and commit Grand Theft Bicycle. Is it even a crime? Do I look like I care?

The paperboy crashes into the gutter and I begin to pedal after souji. The car in front of me stops at some traffic lights. Where are the goddamn breaks on this thing? Too late. My front wheel hits the bumper and I am flying through the air.

Bang. I land with a thud on the roof of the van and I can see souji sitting at the wheel with my orb on the passenger seat. Using my laser eyes I cut a hole in the glass, reach through and steal my orb again.

The traffic lights change again and I leap onto the roof of a passing car as it drives away. Haha!

My orb!

[soujiroseta]

As i put a hand on the passenger seat to pet my pretty i realize its not there.

Souji: Where'd all this sun come from?

I look in the rearview mirror and see and orb thief hanging from the traffic light. "Why that......(countless unpermitted expletives)" i throw the van into reverse and order on of my agents to get in the drivers seat while i prepare the "Othman Gun".

The van is reversed to the light and Jade feels a cold metal on her leg. She looks down and is staring down a giant rail gun.

Jade: You wouldn't!
Souji: It was meant for someone else but,

A cruel smile replaces my face as i see Jade flee for her life leaving the orb in my possession again. I kiss it and tell the driver to head home.

[Jade]

Souji steps into his house and turns on the light to find that I am sitting at the table holding a machine gun and smiling sweetly.

Jade: Bad day?

The puny railgun is no match for my uber machinegun. After helping myself to all of the cookies and Oreos in his cupboard I open the door.

Jade: Sic him.

An angry honey badger charges at souji and I make my escape, cackling as I run down the lawn into the night.

[soujiroseta]

Doc: How'd this happen?
Souji: Cookies...oreos and the frickin' flangin' badgers are back.
Doc: What?
Souji: Nothing just remove the teeth.

After my appointment with my doctor to have the honey badger teeth removed from my posterior i use the tracker i slipped into its collar to track it to Jade's current location. My butt still hurts so ive got a funky walk.

I come to a fancy club house where there is classical music playing and people dressed in whites playing tennis and lawn bowls. I find Jade crowded by a group of people,

Jade: ...and then i took his oreos too.

There is laughter all around but not for long as i pull out my father's fishing rod and whip the line over to where Jade is and snatch the orb. i reel it in slowly and decide to slowly walk away from the scene because i am always caught when i run:D

MY ORB!!!!

[CommonGoods]

Honey badgers huh? Nice.

Zombies, charge! (That's right, I survived. One of my loyal braindead servants took the worst of the blow. Did have to replace some limbs though... But hey, I have an army of moving bodyparts!

My main force collapses with the honey badgers, and I have my artilery take out Jade's air troops. After an epic battle that takes seven days, the honey badgers emerge victorious...

In the mean while, my super-super-sneaky zombie stealth squad tells me Jade no longer has the orb... Seem Souji has it. So, I send my SSS Z SS to retrieve it. After a while, they return, with a new addition; Souji is now the newest addition to my elite zombie squad!

My orb! Now let's hide for those badgers...

[soujiroseta]

For all his super sneakyness CG is not paying much attention as i mount a spot light at the scene and see him trying to creep (see avatar). i catch him even though its broad daylight, he drops the orb and instinctively puts his hands up. it rolls over to the ORB MASTER!!!!

MY ORB!!!!

[Jade]

The orb master? That's me, not you. I pick up the orb and my honey badger bodyguard growls at souji.

Wow, that was simple.

My orb!

[soujiroseta]

i grab it back and kick the badger bodyguard over the startled CG for a conversion, who is soon followed by Jade,

Wow...THAT was simple!!!!

MY ORBB!!!!

[Jade]

I kick the honey badger back at souji. The enraged beast hits him in the chest and the two fall off a cliff. (Yes, I'm being lazy :p)

My orb!

[CommonGoods]

Now badger-bodyguard-less (is that a word?), I simply start poking Jade.

CG: *poke*
Jade: Stop it!
CG: *poke*
Jade: Seriously, stop it!
CG: *poke poke poke poke poke poke*
Jade: ARGH! I swear to ***, if you poke me one more time, I...
CG: *poke*

Jade starts twitching, I grab the orb and run for it. However brief this victory may be, for now it is

MY ORB!

[BatCountry]

the poking CommonGoods has given CommonGoods a... finger cramp! and CommonGoods hold the finger and drops the orb. But BatCountry leaps from behind and drop a potato sack over CommonGood's head, rendering CommonGoods blind. BatCountry picks up the orb and goes somewhere else.

[Daniel W]

Hello! Thanks for recreating the game for me. I wasn't on this site for 1 year or so. Can anyone tell me how many posts it got? I would be interested. Anyway.. i'll continue.

"I follow bat closely behind, as he goes to the dreadful place called... 'somewhere else'. As bat camps beside a tree, i use my incredible monkey skills to scale a tree, pull out my bow, draw back and shoot. The arrow goes, making a whizz sound as it flies, and smacks straight into a large apple. I pull on the rope and the apple comes flying back to me. Yummy! *i eat the apple*. Now that i am satisfied, i drop down from the tree and land on bat, knocking him unconscious, and breaking my own back. As i lie there helpless, i see that the orb is right next to me. I reach out to the orb, and take it. Then i die, and go to heaven, with the orb still in my hands. NOW NO ONE SHALL GET IT! MUAHAHAHA!"

[BatCountry]

but when Daniel reached the pearly gates, he was sent to hell because falling off a tree and killing yourself = suicide and suicide isn't allowed. So as he falls into the deepest pits of Hades, a harpie comes out of nowhere and steals the orb and a time-space continuum or something drags the harpie back into earth where it crashes into an apple tree and falls to the ground unconscious. oh, and it drops the orb. that apple tree is conveniently the tree where BatCountry lies unconscious. BatCountry wakes up and notices the orb and picks it up. He decides 'somewhere else' isn't safe enough and decides to go to 'nowhere in particular'

[othman]

My orb!!

Sorry, but do I really have to relay the whole god-damned story to you guys??

Fine, as Bat was walking in a cornfield which was conveniently near a certain apple tree, I felt a little peckish. But when I got to my beloved I found that she had been harvested (This is a different apple tree (it's right next to the original one))!! So I flew into a rage and ran past a harpie, who I woke by pissing on it. The harpie told me how to find the orb and then I stabbed it with a nearby arrow.

So then I followed the orb's scent and found Bat, whom I killed doobeedoobeedoo. =( no heaven, it would seem Bat hadn't invested in an arrow proof skull and these arrows are marvelous!!

My orb!!

[CommonGoods]

Hand me the orb.

Thanks.

My orb :)

(And welcome back Daniel. No idea how many posts there were in the end, but there were a -lot- of them (I being responisble for more the a few). Really enjoyed the old thread, definitly enjoying the new thread :))

(Also, I'm kind of sneaking this in during one of my classes, so there's no time to create an epic long post.)

[Daniel W]

Whew, i never really expected the game would get that far. The last time i checked on it there were 22 pages of it.

My post:

I was walking through the street on market day peering at all the items, searching for Common Goods to buy. Then i saw him, tied up at a stall, holding a glowing golden orb.
"I'd like to buy CommonGoods please," I said.
"Oh, yes, of course. An odd looking harpie drenched in something that didn't smell too good sold it to me for 1$. So i suppose you can have him for 2. And take this thing he's holding too. It blinds me like king neptunes balding head."
"Thanks!" I said, and flew off with the devil wings i gained while in hell.

[CommonGoods]

Hehehe, made 2 dollars!

I wonder how long it takes till he figures out I sold him a coconut that I painted yellow.

Still my orb!

[star_fire]

star stiffles a manacial laugh from behind the vendor.

'i wonder how long it will take cg to figure out he's holding a yellow tennis ball?', she thought to herself.

backing up, star gently rolls the golden orb around in her hand. pocketing it, she snags an apple from a nearby stall. quick hands, essential for pick pocketing.

[soujiroseta]

star doesn't realize that i'm so desperate for the orb that i'm browsing the site on my mobile. with my new cloaking device no one can see me as i extend a slender game into star.s pocket and reclaim the orb! MY ORB! mobile style :D

[othman]

Othman is ashamed that he goes on the same forum as the guy above, to portray his extreme disgust and contempt he steals the orb in the only way he appears to know ... With a M4A1 at his shoulder and the GPS thingy which can track souji's phone he reclaims the orb after showering the entire market in blood ... I'll spare you guys the detail.

My orb!

(by the way, I didn't participate in the old thread, so how big is the orb ... 'cause I was thinking it was football (soccer in UsoA) size)

[BG_Hambone]

BG_Hambone, watching the orb-battle from afar, decides it is time for action. He summons the Detroit Red Wings hockey team. After a thrilling chase, Goaltender Chris Osgood and Right-Winger Henrik Zetterberg check Othman into a nearby building. The golden orb pops out of his hands and into BG_Hambone's possesion.

"YOU WANT THE ORB? YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH MY MATES HERE!" he shouts as thirty Hockey players surround him.

My orb.

[soujiroseta]

BG is ignorant enough to think that a mere 30 hockey players will protect him...i laugh at him as i rise from the bloody market and call upon my 30 new zealand all black friends. Dan Carter insists that they do the haka before they go and pummel the equipment wearing panzies and bring the orb back to me.

MY ORB!!!

(i always pictured the orb to be about just smaller than a football, maybe just small enough to put in your pocket or purse. but i guess it changes sizes because ive seen it hidden in many places;))_

[star_fire]

star scoffs at the idea of new zealanders. they don't scare her! (although 30 might.....)

can you really blame her for doing what any sane girl would do?

star screamed and collapsed in a dead faint.

"is she dead?" the leader asked, poking her in the side. souji laughed, "hopefully."

as quick as a flutter of her dark lashes, star grabs the orb from the leader's pocket and dashes off. a string of curses followed in her wake.

"good thing i was a high school track star" star laughs to herself and disappears into the library.

[othman]

Othman woke up surrounded by books and thanked the fictional character, God, for taking him into hea- ... star had just ran right past him. Othman sighed, another orb snatcher, when will they ever learn? Othman pockets a particularly old looking manuscript and runs off in hopeful pursuit.

After running out of breath for the second time Othman decides to just shoot star in between the shoulder blades. Star collapses surrounded by books and very old people, after prising Star and the orb from a very bloodthirsty looking granny he took the orb and dragged star's corpse onto the roof for the crows, "Waste not, want not!"

My Orb ... My old manuscript written in very old and illegible Arabic!

[BG_Hambone]

ORB GRAB 100!

BG_Hambone leered at the library before him, and the mysterious figure upon the roof. He drew an arrow from his water-tight quiver and smiled to himself as he lit the end of the gasoline-doused weapon and drew the string taut. With a satisfying "whoosh!" the flaming arrow sailed effortlessly through the air, penetrating the manuscript, and setting it alight. Frightened, Othman dropped the orb over the ledge. Luckily, Hambone caught it moments before impact.

MY ORB!

[Wreybies]

"Good shot, old man!" My vampiric voice is like the finest Chinese silk.

"Who the bloody hell are you?" Hambone nearly drops the bow and a number of arrows clatter to the floor.

""That is of no importance, old bean. The real question is what I am." I realize full well that the line is painfully hackneyed, but so few ever survive to pass it on. I bring my preternatural gaze to bare. "The Orb, please."

Hambone passes the Orb with no resistance.

Humans. If they weren't so tasty I would have little use for them at all.

With the speed of the undead I am off into the labyrinth of back streets and alleyways.

[Xeno]

Xeno slams into the ground at high speed. Pieces of rubble fly in every direction. A bewildered human with a pale complexion stares at him, holding the orb in his hands.
"Can I help you, old chap?" He asks.
"No, I think I'll get along just fine." Growls Xeno.
He charges forward, punting the white humanoid far into the distance, hearing nothing but a small yelp as the creature dissappears into the distance.

Xeno hates stereotypes. Especially English ones.
He also has the orb.
And blows a raspberry.

[star_fire]

star swings down from a fire escape. seeing the glimmer of the golden orb in xeno's hands, star quickly devises a genious plan.

"is that jennifer aniston?!?!" she shouts, gesturing wildly towards the end of the alley.

xeno couldn't help but glance in the direction star was dramatically pointing. grabbing the orb, star smashed him over the head with it. he lay in a crumpled heap as she scrambled up the fire escape and onto the roof.

[CommonGoods]

Right, I'll take that from you, thank you very much. CG aims, pulls the trigger, and sees how the rabid bunny is propelled at star_fire. Clean hit! The bunny starts to maim the poor poster, and I scoop up the orb. Everyone wins! Except for you lot.

'Cause I got the orb! Oui!

[othman]

What CG didn't realise is that the bunny also had wings, an IQ of 102, and a fierce loyalty for his master. After ... taking out ... the previous "poor poster", the bunny-thing flew off in search of more prey and it's master...

after picking up a fallen arrow, Othman started off towards the warm and fuzzy feeling which 'is' the orb. Othman successfully managed to disentangle it from the dead clutches of an extremely mauled corpse just before a flying ... bunny ... gnashed the air an inch from his head. He sighed, he too was going to have to come up with a "genius plan". He waited until the bunny looped round towards him again and with a running leap plunged the arrow deep into it's skull...

My orb and might be extremely expensive bunny-thing corpse!

[zorell]

I have been lying in wait, watching each of your palns fall before your eyes, my own mind calm and calculating. After watching Othman kill his own minion, I am reminded of poor Wreybies who, unfortunately, mistreated his own minions and practically delivered the orb to my hand.

Othman, however, has killed his minion. An now the corpse of a female bunny creature lies fresh on the ground. I mutter to myself, "Hell hath no fury..." and open the book under my arm, "to kill, to maim, to shame, pass blame, life, bring to life." I tap the page and reread the entry. "Where once was breath there now is death, but the sands of time may rise in their glass and return her to me at last," my mind focusing on the creature as I read.

Slowly, she raises as if from a slumber, her eyes intent on Othman's retreating figure. There is suddenly a streaking blur of white and the bunny is following Othman, catching his and doing what no true herbivore would, mauling what should be her master, her hunter. She has switched roles with the would be leader of the food chain.

While Othman is distracted and trying to salvage his life, I pick up the orb from where it rolled from his hand. "It has been many days my friend, but alas, you, dear orb, are mine."

[Wreybies]

Ah, Zorell.

Across continents and oceans we have chased one another in this dance where we think ourselves the masters, but truly are the playthings.

The Orb. She is the true master.

I see you at the end of the alley. The muck and grime of these streets, now centuries old, cannot hide that porcelain face. The night air is as cool as glacial water on my white marble skin. I open the door to my ebony carriage and your slight figure turns as if entranced.

“Zorell. How long has it been?”

“Too long my sweet. Do you hear her? Do you hear her song?” You hold her glistening presence before me.

“Yes, poppet. I hear her always. Come out of the night air.” I gesture graciously to the carriage and your cheeks grow rosy. So beautiful. So young. So fragile. I join you in the carriage and snap to the liveryman to get us underway.

“Tell me of your journeys, precious one.” Your eyes sparkle under my spell and I can hear the Orb’s song in your own mind. As you begin to tell me of your journeys you never notice that I have casually taken the Orb from your hand and placed it in the strong box beneath my seat.

[zorell]

"Porcelain," I am not. "Slight of figure," I am not. And, "Casual," you were not. But yes, she does hum with the thrill of battles waged for her. The orb safely ensconced in your strong box, I slip two slender blades from inside my sleeves. One sails through the air and peirces your liveryman in the shoulder, causing him to lose control of the carriage and we are set violently off course. This was a mistake for I lose my own balance and, instead of debilitating your shoulder as I did hi, I end up piercing your leg, pinning you to your seat. This will have to do.

I, in a frantic and focused rage, summon the strngth to rench the strong box from its place and cast myself from the carriage. The box positively thrums woth the hums of MY ORB.

[BG_Hambone]

BG_Hambone, being a bit of an eccentric, has in his trenchcoat pocket a glass bottle filled with Holy Water blessed by the Pope himself.

He sees the carriage go off course, and witnesses Zorell's daring escape.
He walks to the wrecked carriage and sees Wreybies struggling to pull a blade from his leg. Realizing that He cannot possibly take the orb from Zorell by himself, BG_Hambone decides to help Wreybies.

Standing over the dibilitated vampire, Hambone uncorks the bottle and tilts it a few degrees to ensure his point will be made. "Look, vampire. I don't trust you, and you dont trust me. However, If one of us is to aquire the orb, we need to work together. You are, however, in no position to bargain. So here is my offer. Either you assist me, and I pull that blade from your limb there, or I pour this Holy Water upon your head and watch you burn. What will it be?"

[Mercurial]

Mercurial sees all this happen from her lair, the fire escape seven stories up, high above the alley in which Hambone is standing over the vampire. She has been waiting for eleven pages, knowing that with the element of surprise, the orb will soon be hers.

Zorell is in pain from her risky escape from the carriage. She is nursing her wounded arm and holding the orb with the other, staring at it intently. Hambone is fixated on the vampire, and the vampire is too terrified to have eyes for anyone but his attacker.

The time to act is now!

Mercurial scours down the fire escape until she is only one flight above the pair. With all the strength in her body that seven years of tae kwon do has given her, she leaps from her perch and cleanly takes off the vampire's head with one swift jumping side kick. (Sorry, Wrey; you were just a pawn in my foolproof plan and had to be eliminated. :D)
She turns to Hambone. His eyes are as big as the photo of Achmed in his avatar, and his jaw is slack and wide. She easily takes the Holy water out of his hands and pats his cheek; she has no quarrel with him. With one enemy dead and the other in a comatose-like shock, it is now just Mercurial and Zorell in the fight for the orb.

Attainment of the orb will not be hard, Mercurial sees. She smiles smuggly. Zorell's calculations as she dove from the carriage were flawed. She had hit her head and was now lying unconcious on the pavement.

Mercurial gives the girl a gentle nudge with her pointed boot. No response, but the poke is enough for the orb to come rolling out from the girl's grasp right to Mercurial's feet. As she bends down to pick up the orb, Mercurial softly places a snowglobe, obtained from the librarian's desk, into Zorell's hand. She knows that Zorell, a sweet but impulsive girl, will not know the switch has been made for quite some time.

No one will be the wiser, at least for a little while, Mercurial thinks, beaming. The golden orb is mine.

Little did she know that much like starfish, vampires have the ability to regenerate limbs and even heads. Wrey has seen the entire thing...
But Mercurial now possesses the Holy water.

[BG_Hambone]

BG_Hambone, stunned by Murcurial's actions and complete lack of civility, reaches into his magic pocket and produces another vial of Holy Water.

Knowing that Wreybies had sufficent time to decide, he pours the water upon both the vampire's body and severed head, which promptly burst into a bright golden flame.

Drawing his bow and quiver of petrol-doused arrows from his mystic pockets he loads an arrow, draws the string taut, aims at the fleeing form of Murcurial, and releases.

He runs up to the burning heap that used to be Murcurial. The orb is no more than a few metres from her body, and as he stoops to pick it up, he notes where the arrow enterd the body: Between the shoulder blades, a perfect shot.

"good shot, old man" he mutters to himself as he claims the orb for his own.

MY ORB.

[Wreybies]

Humans. Such funny little toys.

My ashes dry in the sun and are whisked away like strange, grey butterflies. They swoop and dive, pitch and turn in a manner that is by no means random. They continue on until they find their place of refuge, of succor.

A phone booth?

Now that’s a strange place for vampiric ashes to seek, don’t you think?

Not too strange for a Time Lord, though. Time enough in the life of a Time Lord for a myriad of things to happen, even the strange mishap of having become a vampire.

Down through the vent and into the regeneration chamber, the ashes flit one by one. This regeneration will take a bit longer than most. Never mind that. I’m a Timelord; I have time to spend like the Queen has jewels.

Months pass. Years tick by.

The door to the Tardis pops open and I flick the last bit of ash from my lapel. I quite like this new body. Yes, quite fit. And completely free of the vampiric virus which I had allowed to inhabit me as a lark.

Now, to find Her.



* * *


Hambone sits slack in the corner of a cheap and dirty bar frequented by bargain basement hoods and their ilk. His eyes are dull. She has sung him to sleep. Treacherous is the Orb. Her song is like that of angels, but just as in the Bible, not all angels are beneficent. I walk up to the fat, bald barkeep and order two shots of bourbon. He eyes me strangely but passes the shots over after I flash him with my psychic paper. I take the shots to Hambone’s table and it’s as if he has not noticed me.

“Hambone!” No answer. “Haaaaambooooone!!” I call much louder.

“Wha?” Hambone comes just a bit closer to the line of consciousness. I pull up a chair, turn it wrong-way-round, and have a seat.

“Where is She?” I ask.

“Wha? Who? Wha' you talkin’ ‘bout?” A line of drool makes it’s way down the left side of Hambone’s chin and hits the table.

“Poor bugger. She has a way of doing that. Right, then. Where did I put that sonic screwdriver?” I check all my pockets and find it tucked in the inside pucket of my jacket.

“You leave Her alone!” Hambone tries his best to reach for the screwdriver but falls to the floor drunk on liquor and Orb song. As he hits the floor I hear a dull metallic thunk. I search Hambone’s pockets knowing what I will find.

I tuck Her into my jacket pocket and thanks to Time Lord technology there is not the slightest bulge. I make way back to the Tardis, close and lock the door, and make for the year 3547.

[zorell]

The glass shattered as it collided with the wall. You people have underestimated me. Where do you think all of those RPG characters came from/ My imagination?

Silly, they are me, except Alaska- she's out of her mind (:rolleyes:). I can sense the time shift, and I understand what has happened. Kat gets pissed, my hands light and I focus. It is with Chrys's mimic that I retrace Wrey's steps and find myself watching a Tardis disappear in the distance. Kat reaches furor and the flames once in my hand are now licking at the Tardis.

"Oh MR TIME LORD, bet your arse out here!" He ignores me, and so I run to the crashed Tardis and see him glaring into my eyes, defending the ORB from my grasp. "THat's not an option.

I say the last thing Wrey could expect, "I challenge you to a Xiou Lin (SP?) Showdown!" First one to put out their fire wins the Golden Orb!"

TO BE CONTINUED....

[Xeno]

Xeno grabs onto the TARDIS (Yes Wreybies, capital letters... It's an abbreviation, remember? :p) as it Dematerialises, casting it off course and deep into the realms of time.

He can feel the Time Vortex crackle all around him, searing through his armour and burning his flesh.

But he's not letting go. Being a personal friend of the Doctor's (having beat him at pool many a time) Xeno is not going to let any phony Time Lord slash Vampire slash idiot get away with stealing THE DOCTOR'S TARDIS!

As the TARDIS carreens through the mists of time, carrying Xeno far into the future, he knows that he can't force the door, and he can't let go, in case he were to get lost in the Vortex...


**************

The TARDIS lands in a desolate landscape, surrounded by rocks and gravel.

The doors of the POLICE BOX open with a loud creak, and Wreybies steps out. Looking around, he sighs.

"Not another bloody quarry." He groans.

Xeno lies in wait, hiding behind the TARDIS. He watches Wreybies take an umbrella and the orb out of the TARDIS, then makes his move.

"WREYBIES!" His mettallic voice booms around the crater, causing several short rockslides.

Wreybies turns, regaining his vampiric complextion as Xeno looms overhead.

"DROP THE UMBRELLA AND HAND OVER THE ORB!" Xeno commands.

Wreybies complies, out of fear of being punted again. Xeno stashes the orb, and then turns to Wreybies, who has degenerated into a nervous wreck.

"I would kill you," Xeno booms, "But then you'd just regenerate. So instead, I'm leaving you here, to use up your lives in perpetual torment."

He crouches down and enters the TARDIS, pausing to look back at Wreybies one last time.

"Sorry." He growls, as the doors close and the TARDIS departs, back to it's rightful owner.

XENO HAS THE ORB!

[CommonGoods]

5 minutes ago:
Darlek: "EXTERMINATE!"
Me: "Right, right. But you'll give me the orb right?"
Darlek: "EXTERMINATE!"
Me: "Right, so we got a deal?"
Darlek: "EXTERMINATE!"
Me: "Good."


Now
The TARDIS appears not far from our current location, and I see Xeno leave the device, hugging the orb. I signal the Darleks the TARDIS has arrived, and they swoop in to "EXTERMINATE!" Xeno. Once they are done maiming his body, and "EXTERMINATE!"-ing the TARDIS, they leave. I simply walk up to Xeno's body, grab the orb, and page the guys up 'there'.

Me: "Beam me up, Scotty."
Scotty: "My name is Hank."
Me: "Whatever."

To boldly go where no orb-wielding-person has gone before!

[Xeno]

Xeno awakens, and sees himself surrounded by, what the hell? DARLEKS? Xeno fights fire with fire, getting back into the TARDIS and summoning the DALEKS on the com system.

Dalek:IT IS THE XENO! EXTERMINATE!
Xeno:Hold on guys. I've got someone charging around with an army of Darleks, whatever the hell they are, and I need you to exterminate them for me. K?
Dalek:NEGATIVE. YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!
Xeno:They stole your body wax.
Dalek:THEY WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
Xeno:Oh, and find my orb, would ya? I'll be in 1963, watching some weird TV show that's just come on BBC1...
Dalek:EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!


Three hours and four hundred years earlier

The Daleks burst through the doors of the TARDIS, carrying the orb. Xeno stands and walks over to them.

"WE BRING YOUR ORB! NOW YOU SHALL BE EXTERMINATED!"

Xeno calmly turned his back, walking over to the control panel.

"Somehow, I don't think so..." He says, pushing a few buttons.

The Daleks disappear from the TARDIS, as Xeno continues towards the Doctor, to give him his TARDIS back.

Xeno remembers something, and raises shields.

"That'll keep Darleks out, whatever they are..."

Xeno-1 Daleks-0 Darleks-WTF?

[Wreybies]

Right, then. What was going on? Oh, yes. Xeno had stranded me and stolen my TARDIS (which, by the way, is not an abbreviation, but in fact an acronym.) ;) Anyway, back to the story....

So, sitting there, pondering what I’m going to do next, what with no TARDIS and all, I realize that I am quite beside myself.

Literally.

With a soap bubble pop, another me appears from thin air and takes a seat in the grass.

“Hello, handsome. What are you doing here?” I ask the other me.

“I’m here to rescue you. Isn’t it obvious?” the other me replies.

“Where’s the TARDIS?”

“Right, yes. The TARDIS. Haven’t quite got my hands on it yet.”

“Then how did you get here?”

“Well, I have this!” The other me held up a pair of old spectacles.

“Well, that explains everything, now doesn’t it?!” I roll my eyes. “Explain.”

“It’s the Nidus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_the_Labyrinth_(TV_series)).”

“The what?”

“The Nidus. Don’t you remember? Into the Labyrinth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_the_Labyrinth_(TV_series)). Spooky caves and all that.”

“I don’t care much for caves. All right, it’s the ‘Nidus.’ How does it work?” I was getting a bit frustrated with my other self.

“Well, um... by magic.” The other me made a silly face.

“Oh, yes, magic. Very scientific, that. What’s next? Quidditch?” I get up and dust of my pants. “And who’s your traveling companion, then? Hermione Granger? Come off it!”

“No need to be rude. And actually, Hermione is quite a nice girl once you get past-”

“No, no, no. Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. So, what do we do with this Nidus to get us out of here?” The incredulity in my voice would be plain to Helen Keller.

“It works rather like a port key.”

“A ‘port key.’ Remind me not to let you name things. What do I do?”

“Just put your hand on it. I’ll do the rest.”

“Before you go popping me out of here via ‘magic,’ I have one more question. If I am stuck here with no way out until you come and get me with this Nidus ‘port key’ of yours, I would have had to escape to get this Nidus that let you come back and get me and, well... The whole thing is rather circular, don’t you think?”

“Yes, well, it’s one of those time paradox thingies.”

“Right....”

I place my hand on the spectacles and the other me proclaims with much flare:

Inkady pinkady flinkady rabbit!




* * *


I, and the other I, pop suddenly into a rather average 1960’s living room.

“Where are we? Hackensack, New Jersey?” I ask.

“No, Hackenthorpe, South Yorkshire.”

“Same thing.” I look around the living room to find my old friend Xeno relaxed on the couch watching some old 1960's television show. Before he can get his armor on again both I and, well, I, (so confusing) get out our sonic screwdrivers and pin him place.

“I’ll take that, thank you.” I scoop up the Orb and slip it back into my pocket.

“That was easy.” The other me declares.

“Yes, but we still have no TARDIS and there are still two of us. How do we fix that?”

“We just touch the points of our sonic screwdrivers together and that should fuse us back into one person.”

“That’s a bit convenient, don’t you think? Not to mention just a hair Freudian.”

“I agree, but the writing staff is on strike. The chap who holds the overhead microphone came up with that one. Sorry.”

“Well, not every episode can be a gem, now can it?”

“True. Remember the one with the clockwork 18th century robots and the space ship that was connected with the different parts of that French lady’s life via the fireplace and the mirrors and all that? That one was awful!”

“Yes, it was. But I think we’re boring the readers at this point, so screwdrivers up!”

We touch screwdrivers and suddenly there is only one me. I reach into my pocket to ensure the Orb is still there. She is. In the other pocket is the pair of old spectacles. I take them out and filled with embarrassment I proclaim:

Inkady pinkady flinkady rabbit!

"Ta!" ;)

[Xeno]

TARDIS (which, by the way, is not an abbreviation, but in fact an acronym.) ;)

DAMN IT!!! :D I've been out-whoed...


Xeno was confused.

Wreybies (No, wait... Two Wreybies?) had just randomly appeared in his room, each clasping a pair of spectacles. They'd then brandished their screwdrivers at him threateningly, pinned him to the wall, picked up the orb, put their screwdrivers together, insulted Xeno's favourite episode, then merged into one Wreybies, who had placed the spectacles back on his head and said some very weird words.

He was no stood in the middle of the room, looking around confusededly.

"Ahem, Wreybies?" Xeno was now putting the last of his armour on, fixing the plasma cannon into position, "I don't think they've work--"

Was as far as he got before Wreybies disappeared.

"WTF?" Xeno said to himself. He turned around and stared at the television for a second. The words "The Unearthly Child" flashed up on the screen briefly.

Xeno walked through the set of double doors at the side of the room and there stood the TARDIS, in all its British glory.

The Doctor opened the doors and looked out at Xeno.

Xeno was taken aback. The Doctor he'd played pool with had a long moleskin coat and an impeccable suit.

THIS Doctor wore a dark suit jacket, with an even darker T-Shirt under it.

"Blimey, you've regenerated?" Xeno regained his composure and strolled into the TARDIS, "How'd it happen?"

The New Doctor sighed, "Don't even ask."

"Right."


***

The TARDIS spins faster and faster, journeying to the deepest ends of tthe Time Vortex.

The Doctor and Xeno watch Wreybies flailing around on the viewscreen.
He seems to be struggling to hold on the glasses as the Time Winds rip at him.

"RAM HIIIIIM!" Yells Xeno, throwing levers and pushing buttons.

The Doctor runs around to him and grabs his arm.

"No!" He yelles, struggling with Xeno's heavy armour.

"Uh... Why not?" Xeno askes innocently.

"Well, we're in a Time Travel capsule protected in a bubble of space-time that is infinitely larger on the inside than it is on the outside, right?"

Xeno nods, so the Doctor continues,

"Wreybies has a pair of glasses."

Xeno pauses for a moment, deep in thought. He searches the depths of his mind for a solution. Then, he finds one.

"RAM HIM!"

Before the Doctor can do anything, the TARDIS collides with Wreybies, sending him through the walls of the Time Vortex and into the depths of reality, lost forever.

The orb floats through the time stream, unharmed.

Xeno opens the TARDIS doors, against the Doctor's protests. He takes one look back before he leaps.

"Back in a sec."


***

The city's empty streets are silent, with not a soul seen for miles.

Suddenly, there's a flash of colour, and Xeno is thrown from the Time Vortex, orb in hand.

He looks around him, taking a deep breath.

"Ah... Orb city. I'm back."

As he says these words, millions of small creature come out of hiding, all yelling in unison: "THE ORB! THE ORB! THE ORB!"

Xeno has the orb.

There, that's enough harpooning Doctor Who for now. PLEASE.

[Honeybun]

Honeybun strolls along, feeling heavy at the gut as the others seem to be taking too long in their stories that it's pretty dull.

' Could you guys make your pieces shorter?' she suggests.

[Xeno]

"Why, of course." Xeno politely says down to Honeybun.

Then he shoots her.

Xeno has the orb. (Still...)

[star_fire]

star appears, still quite ticked off about othman shooting her.

"no one seems to have any imagination anymore when it comes to wounding people" she thinks to herself.

so, coming up behind xeno, she nerve pinches him in the neck. he collapses and she dashes off the with orb.

MY ORB!

[Xeno]

Xeno doesn't have nerves. He has electronic pathways and armour.

He shoots Star_Fire, too.

Xeno's orb...

[soujiroseta]

while ive been gone ive managed to hire our a giantic magnetic crane in an attempt to build a massive orb calling magnet. As im testing the beta it appears the orb is not being called. Suddenly i hear a loud metallic thud and a golden orb rolls my way. i go to see what it is and its Xeno's metallic body stuck to the device. i snicker quietly as i walk away with the orb

MY ORB!!!

[Wreybies]

I approach Soujiroseta’s crane wearing my Ellen Ripley (Alien) loader suit. I have a class 2 rating. Remember?

http://images.gametrailers.com/images/userphotos/1177457-2.jpg

I begin to take apart Soujiroseta’s crane with the giant mechanical hands.

I get to the cab where Soujiroseta is sitting and pincer the cab door permanently shut. I reach in with the metallic claw of the other hand and retrieve the Orb.

My Orb!

I stomp off in the direction of the Queen Alien’s hive. (I am a clone as of the last movie and I have Alien genes so have a care, my loyalties are suspect.)

I shed the loader suit and present my Queen with the Orb. She tucks it into her giant, disgusting, ovipositor thingie and I take my place at her feet. Drone Aliens now take position all around us and we wait for the next challenge.

http://www.character-shop.com/images/aliensqueen-1.jpg

[soujiroseta]

Wrey thinks he's safe with his QUEEN and drones and whatever but i have a little present as one of the drones rolls in a cart containing,
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk6.jpg
with a greeting card that says "With Love, Souji". Wrey gripps the card in his hand and mutters silently to himslef before,
http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/atomic%20explosion%20-%204.jpg
and the alien hideout is blown to bits. Luckily for me the orb is made of a purifeid alien substance and is near indestructible. i sift through the soot charred ruins and recover it with my team of hazmat wearing researchers.

MY ORB!!!

[CommonGoods]

Hmmm, I wonder where the orb went. Perhaps I should just stop looking, and find another thing to do with my life. I mean, I'm a talented guy. I could do lots of things! I nod to myself and start heading towards a random employment agency. I'm sure someone could use a bright mind like me!

As I happily skip towards my bright new future, I pass a radio.

"... unidentified nuclear explosion near [my current location]. Person was spotted skipping away, holding what seems to be a golden sphere-like object. As for tomorrow's weather forcast..."
Damned. Seems I'm stuck hunting the orb after all.


***

Me: "Hey Souji, long time no see. Was that your nuke?"
Souji: "Hey, CG. Yeah, it was mine. Enjoyed the fireworks?"
Me: "Nah, I didn't see it. Heard about it on the radio."
Souji: "Oh, to bad. It was pretty sweet."
Me: "I'm sure it was. Well, give me a call sometime soon, will you?"
Souji: "Sure. See ya."
Me: "Not if I see you first."

Seriously, if I see you first, I'll run. Since I just stole the orb from you while you were bragging about that nuke.

My golden orb.

[soujiroseta]

Im severely depressed that CG stole the orb from me during my momentous speech about the importance of nuclear intelligence. i was just about to hit the part including how all werewolves should be test subjects to after effects of the newly discovered element named Soujioinium which causes random character relapses, seizures and distribution of all object which the subject is holding.

As CG feels the effects of Soujioinium he hoes into a fit and throws the orb into my waiting hands. Most scientific steal in orb history...

MY ORB!!!!!MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Wreybies]

Hundred of years pass.

Soujiroseta Industries grows immensely wealthy having discovered the element Soujironium, and maintains a foothold on its use.

Until Filbert Soujiroseta comes to control the family fortune and the company.

Filbert is not the wisest of businessmen and he enters into a deal with the Weyland-Yutani Corporation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weyland-Yutani). Weyland-Yutani proceeds to enact a hostile takeover and dismantles Soujiroseta Industries. During the takeover all assets are seized, to include the Orb, which is shipped to an off world research facility.

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/2952/weylandyutani5oc.gif

That is how I, the latest incarnation of Ellen Ripley, came to be indirectly in possession of the Orb. Weyland-Yutani also held on to many samples of the Ellen Ripley / Alien DNA culture and these samples are spread far and wide across the research net that comprises Weyland-Yutani.

Long story short. In the facility where I was bred, and where the Orb was kept, yet again the scientists managed to extract the pure Alien DNA from the sample and create both drones and a Queen.

Of course, havoc, mayhem, and bloodshed ensues.

As the Aliens take over the research station, I am spared due to my admixture DNA and I take my place once more at the feet of my Queen. The Queen has inherited my human intelligence this time and has had the Orb mounted into her giant head crest thingie.

I am Lt. Ellen Ripley. Slayer of Aliens. Traveler across space and time. I am indestructible and will always return.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Ellen_ripley.jpg

[CommonGoods]

Thats great, that's great... Did I mention I actualy work for Umbrella Corporation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella_Corporation)? It's to bad that we're not powerful enough to take over Weyland-Yutani Corporation. But we do got some great bio-engineers. They decide to use a strain of DNA to resurrect me, and place me in charge of the company. 'Cause, well, I'm awesome.

Enter Nemesis.
http://ui26.gamespot.com/1625/archenemy_2.jpg
After brutally murdering all the aliens, he brings the orb to me, like the good puppy he is. Once again, it is my orb :)

[soujiroseta]

CG is in for it now!!!!!! i hire Jill Valentine and Leon S Kennedy to take out the nemesis scourge.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/thumb/e/ec/JillValentine0.jpg/250px-JillValentine0.jpghttp://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii178/dark_saga300/Resident%20Evil%204/LeonAndHisChicagoTypewriter.jpg

Leon brings the orb to me and asks me if theres anything he can do? i ask him to chase aroung CG for a bit to teach him a lesson he seems to have forgotten about establishing dubious corporations.

MY ORB!!!!!!!!!

[Wreybies]

Weyland-Yutani is a pacient orginization. They do nothing by halves and only make their move when the time is orchestratedly perfect.

Jill Valentine is pleased as punch with her new boyfriend, Bishop Weyland. Funny that she never thought to ask him about that last name, aye?

http://members.cox.net/ripley36706/a2pics/bishop2.jpg

After a year and half, they marry. Jill then decides it’s time to bring Bishop into the life, and gives him a mission. He is to deliver a shipment of cargo to her boss. (Wow, the Soujiroseta family lives on! Tough folks, strong adversaries)

Bishop delivers not the shipment that was intended, but a decoy shipment provided by (you guessed it) Weyland-Yutani.

What’s in the boxes, you ask?

357 of these!

http://www.movierealms.com/acatalog/FaceHugger01.jpg

Bishop (yes, he's a droid so the face huggers ignore him completely) retrieves the Orb and calls for the ship to pick him up.

Weyland-Yutani now owns the Orb and is thinking about bringing Ripley back as a partner for Bishop in the next engagement.

*Oh, yeah, and coming soon, Vasquez! 'Cause if I were a girl, I would want to be her!*

http://www.yankeepotroast.org/images/vasquezaliens.jpg

[CommonGoods]

**Aboard Bishop's ship**

Computer: "We'll reach our desination in four hours and twenty seven minutes."
Bishop: "Right, start landing procedure. Where we going again?"
Computer: "Destination; Raccoon City."


**On the ground**
http://egyptantique.chez-alice.fr/albumphotos_img/Raccoon%20City.JPG

:D

Four hours, twenty nine minutes and about seventy zombies later, my mindless minions present to me the orb. :) Long live my zombie army!

My orb (and my mindless zombie army!)

[BG_Hambone]

Two words for CG's Zombie horde:

FLAME

THROWER.


'nuff said

Hambone's orb!

[CommonGoods]

Two words for BG_Hambone's avatar;

COPY

RIGHT

'nuff said.

CG's orb!

[BG_Hambone]

How the bloody hell does killing my avatar grant you the orb?

STILL HAMBONE'S ORB!!

[Daniel W]

Can't really kill and avatar when it's already dead...

Hearing the fact makes yourself feel pretty dry and cold. You begin to shrivel, your skin starts fading until your muscles are showing... wait... what muscles? Your organs are showing, then they start to shrivel. You are dying, going somewhere to join your avatar. Finally, you are just a pile of bones, with a gleaming golden orb sitting triumphantly on top.
I stroll by and casually pick it up and walk off.

[xenophon22020]

I have a sniper placed among the rooftops. He picks off your head and a small team of Soupah Troopahs extract the orb. Then they bring it to me.

And it is mine.

[Xeno]

Xeno swoops down, appearing from out of the clouds. He spies the orb being held by a roman centurion, surrounded by Soupah Troopahs.

He sets his plasma cannon to:
HYPERDEATHTm.

xenophon22020 looks up in awe, as burning raind falls upon him, blasting apart half of the building.

Xeno stands among the rubble, his lust for destruction still not satisfied, clasping the orb in his hand.

[xenophon22020]

Xeno failed to see that my Soupah Troopahs were mere holograms, and the roman centurion a double. My real troops dive from the rooftops, aided by jetpacks, and swipe the orb from Xeno's hands. I draw my katana and dice Xeno up.

*Shink*

Mine.

[soujiroseta]

As the new Xeno-something-something dude dices up the original Xeno i head out from behind.

Souji: Hey there.
Xenophon: Who the hell are you!
Souji: (smiles before saying) you won't be alive long enough to remember my name.

In an instant i got into a battoujutsu stance and ready my shuntentsatsu. As xenophon reaches for his blade ive already cuts him into 3 different palces and sped off with the orb. He falls after im gone to the anime sound of gushing water as blood spills everywhere.

My ORB!!!!!!

[xenophon22020]

The animator of Souji dies and he freezes. Despite my death, my team of Soupah Troopahs slip away with the orb, and then call upon a divine magic to revive me. I am alive, stitched together, and still the orb is mine.

[Wreybies]

Little did any of you know that Private Carmen Vasquez has been tracking all of you with her shoulder mounted assault rifle.

Absolutely badass!

http://www.jenettegoldstein.com/images_film/Vasquez2.jpg

“Short, controlled bursts,” she thinks to herself as she takes out the lot of you. She reports back to her mission commander, Sgt. Wreybies.

“The Orb is secure, sarge.” Vasquez hands me the secure shipping container in which she has placed the Orb.

“Excellent work, Vasquez. I wish I had ten more like you.” I take the Orb from her and we get into the armored field vehicle.

My Orb!

[xenophon22020]

It's mine. Doesn't matter what I post. By the end it will be mine.

And now the orb is mine. I fortify my flying castle as it hovers darkly among the clouds, guarded by a squadron of X-Wing Fighters.

[Wreybies]

My Miyazaki Castle in the Sky pwns your X-wing fighters.

My Orb!

http://www.hirvine.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/laputa-castle-in-the-sky_08812.jpg

[xenophon22020]

Your castle runs out of fuel and plummets to the ground where it shatters. I roll out across the land on a hover bike, stopping only to pick up my orb. I fly into the sunset.

[othman]

Unluckily for the not-so-intelligent xenophon his "my orb" was actually a raccoon's testicle (Pom Poko, not me being weird) and as he flew/drove off into the sunset I casually hop off my cat bus and pick up the golden orb. But before I can get back into my feline friend it runs off. "Meh," I say, "Where's Toroto and his awesome flying power thingy when you need it??"

My orb! and pregnant catbus

[xenophon22020]

He he... My squad of mutants jump out of Nowhere and maim you. The orb is mine. I take Nowhere and slip it into my pocket.

* whistles & claps hands *

[Xeno]

Xeno drops out of the stratosphere, smashing into the ground metres from the mutant horde.

He turns, firing all of his cannons in their direction.

He maims the mutants.

Xeno has the orb.

[soujiroseta]

After watching the two xeno dudes battle it out i creep near them with my nifty new Souji-camo engaged. Xeno doesn't see me come up behind him as he holds the orb up high examining its beauty. I pull out a pistol and a knife,

Souji: Hands Up!
Xeno: Okay don't shoot! (souji comes from behind to frisk him) You gonna take it or what!

With this kind of insubordination i quickly kick Xeno where the sun don't shine, smile and say,

"The orb.......has changed!"

MY ORB!!!!!

[CommonGoods]

I return!

Souji is so happy he just hands me the orb, in order to keep this thread alive.

Boredom is a bitch :)

And the orb is mine

[soujiroseta]

CG is such a sport that he realizes that he missed my birthday and gives me the orb for a gift...i could not wish for a better rival!

MY ORB!!

[Xeno]

Xeno did not miss your birthday, and as he did not get a thank you, punches you in the face and takes your orb.

Only joking! :D

But I've still got the orb.

[soujiroseta]

Xeno, still recovering from the long week of partying, has a deathly hangover and won't even move a finger as i come groggily to dispossess him of the orb. He grunts something about getting me back but i find it unlikely and head out the door.

[Honeybun]

As Souji steps out of the threshold (hope i got that right! lol ) a silly smirk on his face, Honeybun coolly stretches her leg out and Souji's flopped head forward. Honeybun's eyes beamed as they followed the now soaring orb. Raising her hand she summons it with her ...summoning power :D "Nehahahaa..." she roars, and walks off, stepping carelessly over Souji.


*sorry* :P

[LordKyleOfEarth]

As Honey walks off, proud of her newly aquited orb, Kyle swings down from the sky on a hang-glider and snatches the orb. Back to the heavens with me!

[Xeno]

However, LordKyleOfEarth has miscalculated.

Xeno can fly.

He descends from the stratosphere, blasting through the sound barrier as he approaches Kyle.

Kyle doesn't even realise the danger, until Xeno swipes at the hang-glider and tears it apart.

Kyle drops like a rock, falling at an incredible speed towards the ground.

Xeno sets off after him at high speeds, trying to catch him before impact.

At 10,000 feet, the two meet. Kyle thinks that Xeno is going to save him, but he is mistaken.

Xeno prys the orb from Kyle's terrified hands and flies directly upwards again, leaving Kyle to his fate.

Xeno is BACK, baby!

[LordKyleOfEarth]

Kyle opens his backpack and removed the orb from inside. While pulling the ripcord for his parachute a feint BOOM! can be heard from Xeno's direction. Kyle smiles at the thought of the decoy bomb exploding in Xeno's arms.

[star_fire]

star quiety chuckles from the hills below. kyle tuggs frantically at his parachute ripcord as he plummets towards the hard earth. limbs flying, he drops the orb and it falls onto the soft grass beside star.

glancing up with a satisfied smile, star steps backwards one step. kyle smashes to the ground in front of her with a sickening crunch. nudging him with her toe, star mutters "never trust a parachute mate..."

running off into the nearby woods, star unslings her bow and carefully stashes the orb into her coat pocket. MY ORB!

[Mcarpenter]

Out from behind a tree, steps MC in her invisibility cloak. She retrieves the orb from Star's pocket and mind controls Xeno into airlifting her to her island hide-away, he then flies away on some other errand (with no recollection of the event), leaving MC with the orb.
My orb. :)

[soujiroseta]

After dealing with my internet service providers i return to my earth saving mission of controlling the orb.

Souji: It's hypnotic taunts must be locked away and sealed in a concrete vault which has 12 inch armor plating to prevent any manner of orb trackers from detecting it. this thing which has caused grown men and women to scamper around these forums like madmen must be put away. It is my burden...no my DUTY! to prevent further chaos.
Mac: ...............
Souji: I need the orb.
Mac: NO!
Souji: Give me the ORB!

I whack Mac with my cellular and make a break with it.

[Benska]

Go Pikachu! Use thinder on Soujimon!
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3649/zappysouji.jpg

My orb! :D

[Xeno]

Just give it up. You're screwed anyway.
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Tardis-Tennant.jpg
MY ORB!

[soujiroseta]

Pikachu and Dr. Thingy have been turned to dust by one of Souji's pals,
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/razorchaos578/FirstBankai.jpg?t=1237949154

MY ORB!!!!

[BlackFire015]

Yes, but your pal is rather clumsy and he fell when I tripped him. The precious golden orb rolled to my feet and I just HAD to pick it up... :)... Now, I've hidden the orb in my secret lair, where you can never find it! MY ORB!!!!!!!!!

[soujiroseta]

BlackFire015 doesn't realiase the trauma the orb has been through, it's a rookie move and ya HATE to see it. I pass by Jade's old tattered hideout and locate the OrbSniffer 3000 which had caused so much trouble for me in the past. I boot it up and upgrade the firmware online. Sure enough the location of the orb is revealed.

I stealthily approach the hideout and enter through one of the air vent, careful not to make any noise. I finally get to the room where the orb is being held, and rappel down only to find that BlackFire is on the phone but thankfully she's facing the other way while talking on the phone. I quietly grab the orb and make my escape!

MY ORB!!!!!

[soujiroseta]

BlackFire015 doesn't realiase the trauma the orb has been through, it's a rookie move and ya HATE to see it. I pass by Jade's old tattered hideout and locate the OrbSniffer 3000 which had caused so much trouble for me in the past. I boot it up and upgrade the firmware online. Sure enough the location of the orb is revealed.

I stealthily approach the hideout and enter through one of the air vent, careful not to make any noise. I finally get to the room where the orb is being held, and rappel down only to find that BlackFire is on the phone but thankfully she's facing the other way while talking on the phone. I quietly grab the orb and make my escape!

MY ORB!!!!!

[star_fire]

souji doesn't notice the slight sound of a falling pebble against glass. perhaps blackfire was talking too loud on her phone. perhaps he was admiring his new found orb.
star, almost silently (stupid pebble), cuts the rope souji was hanging from. with a brisk snip, souji is sent plummeting into the hideout. a yelp follows and star laughs. at least he landed on something soft, although blackfire may not be as grateful.

swinging down into the hideout, star grabs the orb from the tangle of bodies and darts out into the night.

MY GOLDEN ORB!

[BlackFire015]

Blackfire thinks everyone is silly for talking in 3rd person. So she hits the alarm button and her evil mutants follow Star_Fire out into the night. With their mutant powers and super-high-tech jetplanes, they quickly track Star_Fire down. They shoot Star_Fire with a paralyzing dart and take the orb. Luckily, they have no minds of their own so they cannot run away with the orb.


As for Souji, BlackFire has robo-hands pick him up and take him to the pool of sharks. Then, the robo-hands puts a glass lid ontop and seal it shut so there is no escape. By this time, the evil mutants havebrought back the orb and BlackFire gloats.


MY ORB!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilix morgan]

But BlackFire did not underestimate Lilix's uncanny ability of ice gifts. She aims carefully and before BlackFire's very eyes he's encased in ice, all except the glorious orb before her.

With the other two incapacitated, Lilix takes hold of the orb and runs off far into a room of swinging daggar pendulums, causing anyone who enters massive pain as it slices through their flesh, for each step they take another dozen pendulums attack them.

Bwaha.

MY ORB!!!

[BlackFire015]

Blackfire has one of her mutants free her and chases after Lilix. BlackFire finds Lilix in her room of pendalums, but what Lilix doesn't know is that BlackFire has an OFF button! She pushes the button and all the blades stop moving. Then the mutants rush forward and surround Lilix. Lilix is freaking out because she can't take them all. One of the mutants has mental capabilities and forces Lilix to hand the orb over to BlackFire. Then, Lilix is placed in a room full of super-hot fire. BlackFire escapes to her other secret lair and makes more mutants!!!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

MY PRECIOUS ORB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soujiroseta]

Souji:.....and she called herself the honey badger queen!
Shark 1: Good one.
Shark 2: Tell another.
Souji: C'mon guys i'll never leave. I have to go.

I calmly get out the tank and wish Phil and Agnes a good night. "What a couple". I catch up to everyone and find BlackFire MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-ing. I take the opportunity to gently and quickly remove the orb and place a giant gumball in its place. When she's done MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-ing, she realizes what happened. Fortunately i'm 3000miles away by that time, in an unknown African state.

My ORB!!!

[lilix morgan]

Meanwhile, back at the room with super-hot fire...

Lilix has realized she cannot win. Ice cannot spare her from the dashing inferno that is spreading around her, closing in! She remembers the small silver cell phone in her pocket and pulls it out, dialing for backup. As the ceiling crashes in a rope is lowered to her, and she escapes the dastardly fire of doom! Huzzah!

Following a tip from one of the guys working the helicopter that lowered her the rope, she figured it would be best to begin searching for BlacFire, the fiend. Suddenly the helicopter loses control, forcing the pilot to jump ship with Lilix! Together they take their parachutes and jump out, landing in an unknown portion of Africa, filled with wild creatures of all shapes and sizes. As Lilix comes across Souji in his hiding spot, she rolls her eyes and, seeing a cougar above where Souji just happened to be standing, yanks on the branch! The cougar falls onto Souji, mad as heck, the gold orb rolling to Lilix's feet. Double Huzzah! Taking off into the jungle, she hides off in an unknown location in India, posing as a snake charmer with the orb in the snake's basket.

MY ORB!

[BlackFire015]

BlackFire followed her well-connected sources and found this mysterious part of India and the famed snake charmer, Lilix. But when BlackFire finds Lilix, she notices that Lilix is charming no snake.There is nothing where the snake should be, but air. So, she asks, "Where's the snake?"

Lilix, not realizing that it's BlackFire says, "It's invisible. I'm that good."

BlackFire laughs and demands the surrender of the orb. Lilix insists that Souji has the orb, but BlackFire is not fooled. So she distracts Lilix by saying that there is a hot Indian guy watching her. Lilix gets so excited that she accidently forgets to take the basket with her when she goes chasing the guy. BlackFire steals the orb from the basket and has three copies made. All four are then hidden around the world in high security vaults. Which one is the real orb?? BlackFire mysteriously disappears. :D

[BlackFire015]

Has no one found the Orb yet?? I must be good at this game... :)

[soujiroseta]

Has no one found the Orb yet?? I must be good at this game... :)

"Blackfire is so dissillusioned. Thinking that you have the orb for more than a week. HA!"

After hearing my press statement BF challenges me to a midday cowboy style showdown in a dusty old town once called Orbville. The wind sweeps up the dust and women and children scamper as the clank from my boots hits the dirt. As cliched western music plays I look up from my hat,

Souji: Do you feel lucky, punk?
BF:.................

Amidst the confusion from my statement BF lets her guard down and i quickly take a cheap shot and she falls to the ground. I walk over her blood spattered body and grab the orb.

Souji: I'm the sheriff in these here parts.

All BF can remember is the clank of my boots and the whistling of some corny western song as i ride into the sunset.

MY ORB!!!!!!!!

[BlackFire015]

BF?? lazy :D
But what Souji doesn't realize is that he has the wrong orb...:eek: Yeah... That's one down, three to go. Which one is the right one? And, by the way, my mutants carried my corpse to a witchdoctor in Africa and I was brought back to life.

It was nice having the Orb for a WHOLE WEEK!!
MY ORB!!!!!!!!

[soujiroseta]

After getting home and analyzing the orb i figure out its the wrong one. Infuriated i sit down for a cup of coffee and try to calm down. I remember that the bullet i fired at BF(not lazy, creative:p) had a tracker. I track it to a witch doctor in the deep savanna of botswana. Fortunately enough i'm an expert in this type of environment. So i wait...3 days and 3 nights until all manner of land and air creature becomes accustomed to my presence. I eventually hear, while having lunch with some laughing hyeanas, that BF has met up with the resident witchdoctor.

I enter the compound late at night, having my eagle and owl buddies scouting for trouble and directing me away from danger. I enter BF's recovery room. She's stunned to see me and i hold up the remains of an inflatable orb. She snickers before i begin interorrgation that includes -censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored!!!!!!

BF: Alright here!
Souji: Is this it? If it's not i will find you?
BF: Yeah yeah thats the one! please n-no more -censored--censored--censored-!

MY ORB!!!!!!

[soujiroseta]

After getting home and analyzing the orb i figure out its the wrong one. Infuriated i sit down for a cup of coffee and try to calm down. I remember that the bullet i fired at BF(not lazy, creative:p) had a tracker. I track it to a witch doctor in the deep savanna of botswana. Fortunately enough i'm an expert in this type of environment. So i wait...3 days and 3 nights until all manner of land and air creature becomes accustomed to my presence. I eventually hear, while having lunch with some laughing hyeanas, that BF has met up with the resident witchdoctor.

I enter the compound late at night, having my eagle and owl buddies scouting for trouble and directing me away from danger. I enter BF's recovery room. She's stunned to see me and i hold up the remains of an inflatable orb. She snickers before i begin interorrgation that includes -censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored--censored!!!!!!

BF: Alright here!
Souji: Is this it? If it's not i will find you?
BF: Yeah yeah thats the one! please n-no more -censored--censored--censored-!

MY ORB!!!!!!

[Mercurial]

During Souji's return to confront Blackfire, Mercurial slipped into his home and sits in his favourite maroon armchair, entertaining herself with one of his Sudoku puzzles. Upon his late arrival, Merc has prepared two cups of hot chocolate. An old friend of Merc's, Souji is not surprised to see that she is making herself at home and slying places the orb in his righthand pocket.

"Why, hello, Souji," Merc says, standing from his seat, offering him both a mug and the same chair. "I've been waiting for quite some time; what have you been doing all day?"
Souji pays attention to the time-old saying that one must never trust a woman and avoids the mention of the orb which provides calm warmth against his side. He sits and edits, mentioning that he'd spent a great deal of time with his good 'friend' Blackfire today and described the scenery of Botswanna; but in this version, he was there on business.

Merc keeps him talking until his eyes grow droopy into the witching hour until he is nearly sleeping. She knows that now is her chance. She says sweetly, "Souji, you're so tired! Why dont you hand me that orb of yours. I'll keep it safe until morning so you dont roll over it in your sleep. You know me; I'm such a night owl."

The trust Souji feels in Merc and his sheer tiredness prompt Souji to pull the orb out of his pocket and place it into Mercurial's outstretched and more than willing hands.

She flees into the night; not even she knows where she will be by dawn.

It's my orb now. :D

[RIPPA MATE]

Scythe was waiting out side the door. He had been sent by lord rippamate to retrive the orb. 'It would be a challenge' he had said, 'you will need stealth, subtleness and sneakiness.
Scythe stuck out his foot tripping this Mercurial character as she rushed out the door. The orb tumbled out of mercurials hands. Smoothly scythe licked the ball from out of the air.
'That wasn't so hard.' he smiled. He had the orb now. And soon it would be in the hands of Lord Rippamate.
Scythe disappeared into the shadows.

[soujiroseta]

I wake up suddenly remembering how my place is devoid of any kind of feminine touch. The cushions are fluffy, the curtains are drawn! I run to the bathroom :eek: The toilet seat is down!!!!:mad:I quickly walk over to a panel next to the bathroom cabinet an press the big red button that says, ORB STOLEN! A red light fills my place and i hear a piercing scream from outside.

Satisfied i calmly walk to the monitors in my study with a cup of cold hot chocolate which i throw away with disgust. On one monitor i see the crafty Mercurial laying sprawled out on my welcome mat! On another i see a shady new character who seems to have caught himself in my patented Dark Shadows trap.

Souji: He thinks he can make an escape through the shadows eh? Not on my watch.

I press a button and a robotic arm extends to the shadowy character who pleads saying something about a Lord Rippa-something? The arm picks him up and shakes him down and the orb plops down to the floor and into a drain that leads to my office before a robotic foot extends outward, aims and kicks the fiend out of my sight. The same goes for Mercurial but since she is a lady i had to go down there myself and kick her out for leaving the seat down:D

MY ORBBBBBB!!!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

Ohho so more people want to play games eh, thought Scythe picking himself up of the hard ground. I guess lord rippamate was correct in paying as much he did.
Quickly and silently he scaled the wall to the souji's office window. The window was open. Scythe sighed, absent minded fools. He slipped in. walked casually up to the desk, where the orb lay so idly, and scooped the orb up.
Then as quick as a flash he slipped back out the window. With a flick of his hand he formed a shimmering form of himself and let it run in his opposite direction.
Meanwhile scythe was again in the shadows of the dark wood, grinning.
It was his orb now.

[soujiroseta]

As i am caually changing into my jammies i here some shuffling from my office next door. i ruch in and a open window and cold breeze make me reach my conclusion quickly. i move to the window and see a dark figure running away. I quickly tap the wall three times and a rifle pops out. i take quick aim and shoot the figure and to my surprise he evaporates?:confused:

It's an obvious diversion and i decide to head in the opposite direction where the haunted forest is. I seldom like going in there at night but it appears i have to do it tonight. I quickly dress up and head out. I stand on the fringe and bow slightly while scratching my head,

Souji: Umm, sorry to bother ya but did some dude come through holding a bright golden orb by any chance.

I cower as i wait for the answer.....................a scream............burp.........and the orb flies out into my hands.

Souji: Thanks alot.
HauntedForestDude: That villains soul is but a little way above your head. If ever you disturb our peace again, your life will pay the forfeit.
Souji: Okay, Thanks again.
HFD: ......BURP!!!!!

MY ORB!!!!!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

Scythe patiently waited inside the haunted forest dudes stomach. His protective from digestive spell was working its brilliance. He needed a new plan.
Slowly, ever so slowly he sapped the energy from the HFD, sucked him dry. Soon he was standing in a pile of dust. Lord rippamate better have a bonus in this.
Scythe expelled the engery into the trees of the forest. Suddenly it was alive, and marching!
He watched as the forest moved over the house pounding it and everything in it to rubble. Scythe walked over the pile of ruin. Plucking it out of the hand of the dead (or unconcious) soujiroseta.
Scythe scaled up a large tree. As he and the forest marched, Scythe gripped the orb tight. Lord rippamate will have his orb!

[becca]

Becca jumps from the branches of the tree where she had been hiding with her chain saw, hanging from a strap around her shoulders. She cuts off the limb that Scythe is holding onto. Causing him to fall to the ground, dropping the orb.
Becca flips through the air like a ninja, and rolls when she hits the ground. She grabs the orb, and tucks away her chain saw.
After grinning down at the stunned Scythe, she runs off through the woods singing.... "My shiny Orb! My shiny Orb!"

[RIPPA MATE]

Scythe laughed at becca's pitiful attempts at stealing Lord Rippamate's orb. In one swift move he reganed his stride and release a bolt from the hidden crossbow strapped to his wrist.
The bolt thudded into the back of becca's hand, instantly making her scream in pain and drop the orb. In a flash he was by becca and had scraped up the orb.
Then he was off, flitting between the trees, that marched along in protection.
the trees sang. 'Its the lords orb, its the lords orb...'

[BlackFire015]

BlackFire sits back and watches as the fools have it out. But what they do not know is that when the witchdoctor brought her back to life, she had the dear doctor give her powers. BlackFire. or BF, has two things on her mind. Firstly, the orb and secondly Souji and his cheesy movie lines :D. Since there is plenty of time to catch the sneaky Sythe, she moves in on Souji who is just now coming to. "Thought you got rid of me, didn't you?" she asks softly.
"You!" Souji groans.
"Are you feeling lucky, huh, punk?" BlackFire asks. Suddenly, she raises Souji into the sky with Air, one of five of her new powers, and electricutes him using the energy in the stormy air. :D Then, she takes his DVD player and says, "No more Pirates of the Carribean for you." Breaking it in two with Air, BlackFire throws it at Souji, and poor Souji is once again, unconscious. :)
Now, BlackFire returns to Sythe. His magic is strong, but they are evenly matched. Taking to the sky, BlackFire finds Sythe in the shadows. He's easily spotted because he's darker than the shadows around him. Swooping down, BlackFire lands with cat-like grace and says, "Bravo, Sythe," and claps her hands. "Lord RippaMate would be proud."
"What do you want?" he asks.
BlackFire laughs and summons the ball out of his hands using Air.
Sythe takes it back in one fliud motion with Air and smiles. "So you are experienced with the Power?"
BlackFire just looks at the sneak. "I will pay you three times what RippaMate is paying you for the orb," she says and pulls out a very very thick wad of cash.
Sythe considers her offer and ultimately gives the orb over to BlackFire with a smile. "If you should need anything stolen..."
"I'll give you a call," BlackFire replied and took off into the sky and to her new maximum security hideout where only she may dwell.

MY GOLDEN ORB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

Lord rippamate sighed from his mountain keep. "sycthe sycthe scythe, you sneaky little eel.' Then when he saw what scythe was about to do he started to laugh. 'good times, good times.'

Scythe wisped the cash away into his indescructible and unstealable bank account. And looked to the sky, backfire was gone, with the orb. Thankfully he scored the oppurtunity to place a miniture teleportation defice on blackfire's clothing.
He drew his sleek sword and stuck it out in front of him.
'three... two... one...'
FWUMP! Blackfire was suddenly standing infront of scythe. Her eyes were wide. As they should be when one teleports onto an outstreached sword.
The golden orb rolled smoothly into scythe outstreched hand.
He smiled. 'Lord rippamate pays considerably well. Sadly he doesn't give bonuses.Thus i organise them myself.'
Scythe pulled his sword out of blackfire's body and let her slump to the ground.
'now i've hill to climb.
Scythe hooked it, he'd a hill climb, these interuptions were getting particularly vexing.
But after all it was lord rippamate's orb.

[becca]

Becca watched the exchange between Scythe and BF, as she slowly crept closer and closer behind Scythe. She kept to the shadows so that she didn't catch BF's attention. She was too busy trying to buy the little weasel off.

Becca was surprised when he took the bribe. But, she was even more surprised when BF reappeared and was impaled on his sword.

Too bad for her, Becca thought.

Slowy Becca moved to block the path she was sure Scythe would be taking. He didn't even notice, he was so busy stabbing BF.

Once he started traveling to take the orb to his 'master', Becca tripped him, impaling him through the neck with the bolt that he had shot into her hand.

Quickly she grabbed the orb, and ran off into the forest as fast as she could. She knew from the display of powers that she had witnessed between Scythe and BF, that he prolly wasn't going to die. So she had to be quick and get away.

[RIPPA MATE]

Sycthe felt his neck tighten, a strange sort of pressure beneath his skin. Suddenly the orb was gone.
He reached up to his neck and found a bolt stuck in it. Odd, he felt no pain. ussually bolts in neck emmit element of pain. Scythe pulled the bolt out. It was his own, becca the sly sneak, heh pity she didn't know that his could do harm to himself.
Scythe shrugged his shoulders. 'Well, i got my bolt back.'
He Scanned his surroundings. That becca was quick! Scythe smiled, well at least she was running in the right direction. Straight towards the foot of Lord rippamate's mountain.
Scythe decided to meet her there.

SOME TIME LATER:

Skillfully scythe had managed to get ahead of becca. And also skillfully was the trap layed. He watched with glee as becca ran straight into it.
Trip wire,
Thousands of crossbow bolts.
Scythe waltzed casually up to the stunned becca, bolts sticking out everywhich way.
He plucked the orb out of her fingers, and smiled. 'Cheer up, you've got a cute nickname now. Little miss Pincushion.'
Scythe turned and started to slink his way up the mountain. Lord rippamate will have his orb!!!

[becca]

Becca's body fell to the earth, dead. But fortunately for her, her spirit rose out of her body to haunt the earth forever.

The first, she thought with a smile, would be that little scheming Scythe. She watched as he began to climb the mountain. Noticing that about half way up, there was an overhanging rock that created a small cave. That would be a wonderful spot to wait.

Becca floated up to the cave, loving that in her state of spirit, no one could see her unless she wanted them to. She waited patiently at the cave. Each time he tried to deviate from the course that would bring him to the little cave, becca would kick some rocks down, to make him turn the way she wanted.

As she expected he stopped at the cave to rest. When he sat, breathing heavily, and leaned his head back against the stones to rest. Becca laughed into the wind, whispering in his ear, that she would take the orb again.

Becca curled her spirit up inside the orb, and ripped it from his grasp. She and the orb levitate in the air, just out of his reach, beyond the drop off.

Giggling she and the orb floated back toward the forest, to find a safe hiding place.

[othman]

Luckily, Othman was a graduated ghostbuster and with a zing and a zang and a lot of flashing lights and slime (becca, why'd you have to ruin my suit? Meh) becca was contained and Othman had the shiny Orb!

My orb! And my lame one sentence story! Woo!

[Rarikou]

One word: Nuke

MY ORB!!

[Addicted2aa]

Two words, Star Wars.
one sentence. Cops arrest Othman, who was still in possession of the orb, for using a proton pack without a license. They don't bring the orb with them. I pick it up.

[RIPPA MATE]

Luckly scythe placed another miniature teleportation unit onto the orb.
SHHHUUUNKK!!! The orb was back in his possession.
Scythe continued to climb the mountain.

[becca]

Becca ecapes from her containment.

"I am not a ghost you silly person you. I am a spirit. You can't capture my soul!" Becca declares laughing and evil haunting laugh into the wind.

Thinking that Scythe had again over thought himself, she went in search of him and the orb. Spying a halk resting in the trees, she decideds to embody it and flys to where Scythe is climbing.

Becca begins clawing violently at Scythe's face, ripping off his nose, and makes him drop the orb. She leaves the hawks body to grab the orb, and once again float away with her shiny prize.

Looking back she notices that the hawk got a yummy treat from her invasion of it's body. She just hopes that Scythe's nose doesn't make the hawk sick. That would be unfortunate for the innocent bird.

[thegearheart]

Throws RIPPA MATE into the parallel dimension that contains nothing but harem girls and picks up the orb.

[thegearheart]

Argh! Too slow!

Exorcises becca using his atheistic powers of disbelief in the afterlife! Picks up orb.

[BlackFire015]

BlackFire is lying on the cold ground, feeling the blood drip from her body, trying to gather enough strength to Heal herself. After a moment, she rolls herself over and lets the flow of the Power wash over her and into her hands. In just a few moments, BlackFire is Healed. Sighing, she looks out across the landscape. A huge mushroom cloud can be seen in the distance and an evil cackle echos from the mountain. BlackFire recognizes the voice as Sythe's and sumizes that he has the Orb. After a moment of thought, BlackFire gets to her feet and flies over the mountain side. Unsuspecting Sythe is climbing the mountain beneathe her. In a smooth motion, BlackFire weaves a ball of Spirit and Fire and casts it upon Sythe who turns to ash with only a shriek of pain left rebirverating{sp} in the air where he had been. Something shiny catches her eye and with a smile, BackFire lifts the precious Golden Orb into her waiting hands with Air. Then, she flies south until she finds an island that no one knows about and burried the orb. She silently makes a hundred defensive weaves around the burial site and leaves the island, casting another four weaves around the island. Sharp rocks rise up from the water and three firey dragons guard the sky. Then, the another weave diverted the light for invisibility. The final weave hide the gigantic feel of magic rising frmo the island so that it was impossile to sense, even from an inch away.

With Sythe gone, BlackFire wonders who Rippamate will send after the Orb now. BlackFire finds another island in the middle of nowhere, somewhat cose to the orb's location, and casts a weave for invisibility and another to hide the magical invisbility shield. Then, she settles down in an underground tunnel system with no entrance or exit. She sits in her easy chair and studies the possiblities of the Power.

[thegearheart]

"Haha! You fool," I say as BlackFire vanishes. "For you see, that was a forgery, and the orb is MINE." I hold the real orb up the light, examining its beauty.

[BlackFire015]

My dear gearheart... what are we going to do with you?? lol
Anyways, BlackFire soon realizes she has the wrong orb and goes back where gearheat is standing like a fool, admiring the Orb with large eyes. She summons the Orb up to her with Air and continues out her previous plan.

[RIPPA MATE]

RIPPA MATE sighed from within his might keep. 'Scythe, scythe, scythe. Fail.'
RIPPA MATE picked up the phone, 'Yes, hello, is major worm there?'
'Ah hello lord RIPPA MATE, what can i do for you.'
RIPPA MATE smiled, 'You can do good things.'

SOME TIME LATER:

Major Worm speedily burrowed his way through the earth, tunnelling under mountain forest and ocean.
Soon he was beneath becca's island, away from the feeble defences above. Swiftly Major worm, took hold of the buried orb and started to tunnel away.
This Orb belongs to lord RIPPA MATE he thought, no one else shall have it!

[BlackFire015]

That was BlackFire's trap and the wards go below ground. Major Worm was tunneling along through the thick clay dirt, but just as he was about to reach the open ocean, he was trapped in a netting of Fire and Spirit. BlackFire, alerted that one of her traps had caught something, came to the island, making sure no one was following her and paid a visit to Major Worm. "Thought you were so smart huh? Underground!" she scoffed. "Everyone underestimates the capabilities of the Power." Shaking her head, BlackFire took the Orb from Major Worm with a weave of Air and wove a net of Spirit and Fire around it. No one besides BlackFire could touch the Orb now without being obliterated. BlackFire buried the Orb again, but in a different spot.

Then, she threw Major Worm off her island and to Antarctica where she used Water to freeze the creature in an ice berg. Laughing, BlackFire went back to her island, again making sure she wasn't followed.

[RIPPA MATE]

Major worm was vexed.
Quickly he increased his body heat ad escape his deathly cold tomb.
Soon he was back underground, an indistructable coat of goo around him. Quickly he slither unharmed past blackfire's defence and swallowed the orb.
The obliteration failed. It seems that Black fire hadn't mastered the program for the insider of worms.
Major worm was away. soon he was underneathlord rippamates mountain keep.
I shall only regurgitate YOUR orb lord rippamate.

[BlackFire015]

The indistructable coat of goo around Major Worm was indeed very strong, but alas, it was also highly flamable. This BlackFire knew from her hours of study. So, as much as she despised underground, she followed the slimey trail of Major Worm. When the Major was in sight, she sent a ball of flame at him and watched as he burned, hoping to find the Orb roll away from danger. Her careful watching paid off and she quickly scooped up the Orb. Unwilling to go back through the tunnel, she advanced forward and found herself within a long tunnel, underground. Great, she thought to herself and kept moving. There has to be a way out.

Then, she saw it. To her right was a long tunnel and at the end of it, a light. BlackFire quickly escaped the lair and then turned back. That worm had to have a reason for taking it to this mountain. Perhaps Lord Rippamate held residence here? She turned and used Earth to rise up and destroy the mountain, then she flattened the Earth so that it was equal to the plains around it. Then, with the effort of using Earth so strongly taking its toll on her strength, she went to her protected secret island and had a light nap. She was always a light sleeper. :D

[RIPPA MATE]

As always lord rippamate held precautionary measures. Mirage mountains he called them. mirage mountains. Black fire failed once again.

BACK TO MAJOR WORM:

Slowly but quickly Major worm re conected the ashes of his charred body. Pheniox reborn powers were always goodness for super worms. He turned around and looked back down his tunnel. Sighing at the lost orb he openened his mouth and sucked. The air rushed into him. slowly he filled with all sort of objects. Black fire was still asleep when she entered major worm.
Major worm spat out the orb. Quickly his placed it into the transporter in lord rippamates underground chamber (below the mountains) and shoomp gone.
Then major worm committed his final act.
He dug to the core of the earth, slowly melting, soon there was nothing left of him or anything inside. totally disintegrated.

Rippamate eyed the orb on the stone transporter tablet before him.
MY ORB!!!!

[BlackFire015]

Your worm's mouth can suck BlackFire back from acros the world?? Okay. :)

BlackFire, disgusted with the tunnels, found her way into a large chamber. The chamber was empty except for a man sitting the the chair. His image was obscurred by a shield, but BlackFire saw the Orb in his hands plain enough. Cleverly, she devised a plan. She crafted Fire balls and sent them all flying around the room in a dazzling barrage. Keeping this up, she also wove a hand of Air that took the orb from the man's hand. Then, BlackFire made the ground rise up and swallow the man in Earth.

Then, BlackFire took off and found a new place to hide.


My Orb!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

Lordr ippamate loved illusions, thats why blackfire thought she destroyed rippamate and took the orb.
Truth be told the orb is actually situated on a small asteroid around the ring of Saturn (sent by use of teleportation and RM's new agent, ender wiggen and his fleet of ships). as for rippamate he was still in an unknown location watching over the orb, and ender ready to stike at any appoaches.

Lord rippamate will hold the orb forever!!!

[othman]

Poo! The golden orb RM thought he had is simply a large and oddly spherical piece of poo encased in a thin layer of gold leaf! If only one could smell in space ...

Don't ask me how or why or what or where or who or when just believe ... that you still have the orb and don't attempt to find me snuggling up inside someone's beard deep in the Himalayas ...

I SAID DON'T!!!

Ah well, I have the orb!!

[RIPPA MATE]

'fire!!!'
The little docter device arced its way towards earth, hitting each molicule and getting the mor powerful.
Earth was no more.
But the orb was. Ender swooped his ships around and put it back on the asteroid. He threw the poo at Blackfire.

My orb!

[BlackFire015]

What are you, a monkey?? LOL!! :D Crazy peoples!

Well, BlackFire was clever enough to escape earth and as Ender beamed the orb aboard his ship, BlackFire intercepted the beam and stole the Orb. HA HA

My Golden ORB!!

[othman]

Blackfire forgot that as the earth was destroyed so was the atmosphere - the air dispersed in a nanosecond ... Luckily Othman some how or other escaped and sabotaged the space fleet thingy ... now everyone is dead...

The sun's orb! (soon)

[RIPPA MATE]

Ender fired a last little docter at the sun.
Shooooooommmmp The sun instantly expanded engolfing the whole solar system, detroying everything within it, then imploded. No more sun.
The orb floated somewhere in the darkness of space.
Lord rippamate and his skills of aversion and illusion avoided the whole sun exploding thing and bobbled along in his small starship. He reached out with the ships robotic arm and took the orb into the ship.
Lord rippamate held the orb warm within his hands.
MY ORB!!!!!

[BlackFire015]

Fortunately, BlackFire was maintaining an Air shield around herself the entire time. She saw that RippaMate had the orb and had an asteroid hit him, knocking him unconscience. She scooped up the Orb and opened another dimension. Stepping through, she closed the Portal and quickly hid with the Orb.

My Orb!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

Blackfire thought she had the orb whist steeping into another dimention but no, it was another of lord rippamate's illusions.
Rippamate still had the orb upon his spaceship and black fire was trapped in another dimention without the orb.
My orb!

[BlackFire015]

No, BlackFire was not trapped in the other dimension since she had the power to open and close the dimension whenever she wished. :) However, it was Lord Rippa Mate that was fooled for he had the illusion orb while BlackFire flew away with the real Orb.
:D

My Golden Orb.

[soujiroseta]

Souji takes a well deserved break from his labour filled assignments/plagiarism to quickly swat BF out of the sky by hurling a rotting piece of drift wood. BF plummets to the ground and the orb, not surprisingly, instinctively rolls towards me. I scoop it up and take it with me as i log out preventing anyone from detecting my current whereabouts....or those of the orb!

MY ORB!!!!!!!:D

[Xeno]

First, there was nothing.

Then, there was still nothing.

Eventually, nothing got bored of being nothing and made the universe.

But even this was still boring, so nothing became Xeno.

Being made of nothing, Xeno was pretty pissed off.

So, he waged a war, across time and space, against an incredibly powerful foe.

A foe, whose power was only greatened by Xeno's attacks.

So, Xeno built himself a suit of armour, that would make him invincible.

After defeating his foe, Xeno traversed the multiverse, searching for an enemy worthy of his armour.

On an excursion to orb city, he noticed Souji running past him screaming:

"YOU CAN'T FIND ME! I'M NOT LOGGED IN!"

This angered Xeno, who blew Souji into a million pieces.

Then, he saw a tiny orb, glowing in the darkness.

Scooping it up, Xeno popped out of existence and continued his journey, with the orb.

YOU'RE MY ORB NOW!
(League of Gentlemen referance)

[RIPPA MATE]

Everybody forgot there was no earth left, therefore what were souji and Xeno doing running around? Running around on what? Oh lord rippamate forgot to turn of the illusions. Somehow the golden orb had slipped out of lord rippamate's hands. but there it was floating (Xeno was of thinking he had the orb but really he held onto a pitcher of honey).
lord rippamate sucked the orb back into the safty of his ship...
my orb!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

EDIT: delete please (double post accidental)

[BlackFire015]

BlackFire was partial to bombs and was too lazy to use her powers so she blew up Rippa Mate's ship and went back to her dimension.

[BlackFire015]

My orb!!!!!!!

[soujiroseta]

in her crude semblance of of victory BF has neglected to calculate the appearance of the greatest orb hunter in the history of the thread. I approach from behind and use my special backhanded chop to causally knock BF unconscious. i snatch the orb before it hits the ground and take a bow for my adoring fans.

Souji: Thanks for playing, goodbye.

i exit. satisfied that BF wont wake up and RippaBuddy is somewhere i dont wanna be.

MY ORB!!!!!!!!!!

[Scuba]

I watch as souji walks away from his victims, and sneak towards him. As Souji lets down his guard, I quickly run up, and begind smacking his face left and right.

Stunned by the sudden outburst, Souji releases his attention from the orb, and I quickly steal the orb from his clutches. I proceed to run away, making strange sounds as I disappear into darkness.

*Yoink* MAI ORB.

[soujiroseta]

I take a moment to gather my senses before i hear a weird sound trailing off into the distance. I follow it intent on retrieving my precious. i find a small camp fire and scuba is busy doing some stupid dance around it, making weird noises and ululating. i throw a rock to a nearby bush to distract him and when he goes to inspect it i snatch the orb and set him on fire. he runs straight into the darkness and screaming about revenge.

MY ORB!!!!!!!

[NickBurdett]

A new person, an unexpected face. With the commotion of someone screaming and shouting setting nearby trees on fire it doesn't take much for Nick to silently creep behind and take the Orb for himself.

My Precious....Orb

[Scuba]

I begin cursing in long drawling bleats as I realize that it was not a magic rock that had crashed into the bush, but simply thrown by the man whom had stolen my pretty orb.

A visage of a llama licking a frog passes through my visage, and I entertain myself while walking through space and uttering "TOADS BE FROGS!"

Without warning, I crash into a hard, flabby object, only to find that yet another man man whom holds a shiny orb.

I quickly grab the shining orb, and disappear from his sight, screaming "SHINY PRETTIES FOR ME!"
Mine :3

[CommonGoods]

Meet Chuck Norris.

http://www.nypress.com/images/chuck_norris.jpg

'nuf said. Scuba drops the orb simply looking at the holy awesomeness, and I pick it up before roundhouse kicking both Scuba AND Chuck Norris. Because yes, I am that awesome.

My orb.

[NickBurdett]

Someone just kicked Chuck Norris... Time and Space implode on themselves and in the resonating general doom I sneak up behind where he is being tried for destroying all of humanity.. and take the orb

Mine!

[RIPPA MATE]

Lord rippamate smiled at the added touch of adding chuck norris to the illusion. As everything after his last post was an illution.
my orb!!!

[That Silly Welsh Guy]

Silly Welsh Guy, a new-comer in these parts of the WF.org boards, walks up to RippaMate and dupes him into thinking that SWG is the guardian of the golden orb and thus thanks him for doing such a brilliant job at looking after it whilst SWG went on his lunch break. SWG, using those dastardly powers of charisma and persuasive language, simply asks RippaMate to hand over the orb to him, which he does. And with the orb stashed in his pocket, SWG walks off with a slight chuckle.

Too easy

MY ORB!

[soujiroseta]

As Silly Welsh Guy turns i give him a ringing back hand slap. SWG understandably gets upset and demands to know who i am.

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He reads it carefully and then begins to say that he was going to try and find me once he had the orb. I nod and agree sarcastically before grabbing both his legs and turning him upside down. As i shake him down a small pen knife falls out, followed by a plastic vomit replica and my precious GOLDEN ORB! i throw him to the side and pick up the orb.

Souji: From now on you work for me. You will relentlessly hunt down this orb should it be taken away from me and inflict heinous and extremely embarrassing pranks on them.

MY ORB!!!!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

"FOOLS IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lord rippamate still possesses the orb. He leaves his ship and reside on small mountainous moon surrounding a giant lava planet.
my orb!

[BlackFire015]

BlackFire wakes in her alternate dimension and gazes around. The open grasses plains of devid of anyone. Memories flash through her head and she curses Sourji. Quickly, she ponders where the Orb could be and decides RippaMate probably has it. After careful planning, BlackFire uses a pair of illusion proof goggles to search out RippaMate. She finds him in one of his many illusion protected hideouts and hides in an illusion of her own. When RippaMate goes to the bathroom, he leaves the Orb unattended. BlackFire quickly snatched up the Orb and ran away to a new dimension, since there was no Earth to return to. BlackFire finds herself in Middle Earth and finds a secluded place to hide in where only the brave may enter. :D

MY ORB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

Foiled...well not really, lord rippamate jsut got tired of saying everything was an illution. He hires, gandalf.

Thwump,
Gandalf appears in the midst of blackfire's hide out. His magical magicallness allows him to snatched up the orb without anybody noticing.
Thwump,
Gandalf disappears.
A deep voice echo's through the misty mountains "Lorrd rrrippamatee will owwnn the orrrrrrrrb'

[BlackFire015]

Magical macialllness?? lol XD It's really funny for me because I was just rereading the Lord of the Rings.

Anyway, Lord Rippamate is fooled by his own illusion that backfired on him. Gandalf {Grey or White} would never help an evil Lord like yourself steal the Orb. It would be like helping Sauron steal the Ring. BlackFire laughs at Lord Rippamate's interesting ideas. Silly man.

My Orb!!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

AH! Blackfire thought it was a backfired illusion... she thought gandalf could never persuaded to the darkness. Well it turns out that gandalf was actually an illusion to a small smiling statue of budda.
Yes...
yes...
the budda's aura slips the orb back into lord rippamates possession.
My orb.

[Kas]

What BlackFire and Rippa Mate don't know is that while they argued over illusions and struggled valiently for possession of the orb, everyone had been duped. Kas had a cunning replica made, and planted it on Rippa Mate, stealing the orb so he could fondle it in private. The orb is being hidden in Kas' secret lair 1000 miles under the earth, only accessable by teleportation. Obstacles include lava, spike traps, an alarm system, and a sexually frustrated dragon named Tom. He hasn't been laid in years.

Kas has the orb.

[star_fire]

Kas pauses to ponder his newly installed lair trap: the laberyth of mirrors. Holding the orb protectively against his side, he marvels at the light reflecting off of the mirrors, producing a dozen exact replicas of his image.
"I believe you have something of mine there," a feminine voice floats across the maze. Whirling around, Kas is met not by his own image, but by the image of a teenage girl. Squinting, he notices that, oddly enough, she is holding a spear.
"Well," Star continues, flipping back a lock of brown hair, "Are you going to give it back or not?" Kas instantly shakes his head, clutching the orb closer.
Star bites her lip. She'd rather not have taken the time to get the orb. Sighing, her image quickly disappeared from the mirrors.
Panicking, Kas began to sprint through the maze. Yet, with every different turn he made, he was faced with his own image, face contorted in fear. Shooting down one corridor, he faced a dead end. Star's reflection tutted at him. "Wrong turn."
Suddenly, Kas felt the cold point of the spear in his back. He didn't even have time to scream.
Taking the orb, Star transported from the lair back to her age: The Crusades.
My golden orb!

[RIPPA MATE]

Lord rippamate sighs, it was not the age to go back into.
For starfire that is. Little did she know that Lord Rippamate had hired altair, the perfect assassin.
Altair leaps out of nowhere and lands one starfire, hiddenblade through her throat.
Altair picks up the orb and disappears it a acutely positioned hay-bale.
Lord rippamates's laugh echo's through the sky.
"MY ORB!!!"

[BlackFire015]

But Lord Rippamate is fooled once again. For BlackFire set up Star's illusion to distract him from the real prize. BlackFire tracks Star to the Crusades, and learns how to wield a recurve bow from a master bowman. From a long distance range, BlackFire assassinates Star and sighs as she collects her trophey. BlackFire really did hate having to kill people. If only they would leave her and her Orb alone... lol fat chance. So, inspired by the change of scenery, she decides she'd like to see the Greeks. With a small amount of Power, BlackFire takes herself to the city of Sparta and dresses for the part.

My Orb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soujiroseta]

It's perfect timing, just as i'd predicted. After defeating Star BF inevitably ended up in Greece (easy deduction made through sig). I was waiting for her with 300 of my best men.

As soon as she popped up i shouted,

Souji: Give her nothing and take her the Golden orb!
Leonidis: Oy, i thought we agreed that i'd give the speeches?
Souji: Fine, next time its your turn okay.

We charge BF down and take the orb. She is driven to the cliffs and cast off into the ocean. On a memorial stone on the cliff is written,

"Go tell the Forums, passerby, that here by Orb law did BlackFire die....and lose the golden orb."

MY ORBB!!!!

[BlackFire015]

OMG! Ok, now I appreciate your movie humor!!!!

But what Souji's being so dazzled by the Orb didn't realize that he said, and BlackFire quotes, "Give her nothing and take her the Golden orb!" So Leonidas, being confused feinted a charge at BlackFire, but suddenly reversed his charge and came after Souji who was distracted by the Orb. So, as you can see, BlackFire does not die and Souji ends up making up his own demise. lol. Leonidas and BlackFire shake hands in the warrior's grip and BlackFire departs for the savage land of Massadonia.

My ORB!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soujiroseta]

After terminating all future contracts with leonidis and his men i go after BF with renewed vigour. Taking advantage of a grammatical error! Cheaps shot:p Anyway as i arrive in Massadonia i immediately go under cover and begin hunting down BF. I find her in coffee shop in a run down district, money can buy anything. I enter the shop and wait for BF to release her attention on the orb before i quickly snatch it from her purse. She is none the wiser as i replace it with a golf ball as she walks out. Once im sure she's out of earshot i head back to the real world holding the orb up high as people parade in my honour.

MY ORB!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

Lord rippamate nods his head in apreciation, these golden orb hunters put up quite a show. However time was a wasting, thus he sent his next agent down.
Socrates.
Socrates slowly meandered his way through the crowd, making his way towards souji, who held the orb up high. Souji eyes the old man.
Socrates makes his move, there infront of a whole crowd of greeks he debates who should have the orb. Souji's debating power is no match for Socrates. He stands in awe of the argument he lost and with no reply hands the orb willinging to Socrates.
Socrates walks triumpant but humbly away through the crowd.
From above lord rippamate is filled with utter mirth.
"my orb!!!"

[soujiroseta]

Lord rippamate obviuosly did not take into accouont the fact that i may have a dangerous amount of stalkers who upon seeing the orb in Socrates hands bring him back to me. He immediately hands over the orb, using his incredible powers of deduction to establish that he was outnumbered and out manned.

Somewhere in some far away place a guy called lord rippamate goes back to the drawing board.


MY ORB!!!!!

[RIPPA MATE]

An idea sparks in Lord Rippmates mind. "THE DRAWING BOARD!!"
Down below, the people of ancient greece see something falling from out of the sky.
Souji looks up.
THUNK!
Lord rippamate's drawing board inbeds itself in souji's skull. This in turn causing the orb to fall from souji's hands. Zues (in human form) picks up the orb for lord rippamate.
"Drawing bourd that! haha! my orb now!"

[chandler245]

Chandler comes in with all the magic of all the most powerful demons in the underworld at her command, an army, surrounds Lord Rippamate, and condemes him to an enternity of pain and damnation and sends his straight to hell, never to return. He burns under Chandlers feet before leaving. Chandler reaches down and places her hands on his face, as the lord screams in pain, the orb rolls out of rippamates hand. Chandler reaches down and places the shining orb, and vanishes to the underworld in a cloud of grey and black smoke with her army in tow.
Chandler now has the orb hidden.

[RIPPA MATE]

Chandler forgot what Lord Rippamate was lord of (other then the universe). The lord of illusions.
Yes, chandler thought she had a large army under her command, thought she heard lord rippamate scream in pain, thought she saw him drop the orb, thought she had the orb within her grasp.
But no, what she was really doing was dancing merrly around with large digeredoo, providing an unimaginable amount of entertainment for lord rippamate, and souji, and blackfire and whoever else was watching.
The orb was still under zues protection.
my orb!

[chandler245]

OMG. I thought I had left no loop holes.
Lord Rippamate, Chandler had found as she returned to the underworld, that she had been fooled. She looked at her hands and found that Rippamate had cast an illusionment on her. Angered, she grabbed her army, and magicians, and found Rippamate. Her demons reached out and grabbed anybody who was willing to protect him. This time she was ready. Chandler made sure that Rippamate could not cast any illusions on her and punished him for doing so. Grabbing Rippamate hand and burning it with her hot touch, forced him to give her the orb. He was unable to refuse. No matter who he would call to his aid. Grabbing the real orb, no longer in Zues protection, Chandler vanished with her army and magicians with the orb in hand, back to the underworld where Rippamate has no charge. Waiting for the next attack
Orb is mine, now.