Me ALPHA Male.

Back off small turd monkeys!!

small turd monkey replies with an agressive bine chilling stare that immobilzes everybody to the point where they cant move to type a response..therefore i win

Fortunately I'm not an everybody, I'm a me.

so "me" what part of canada are you from?

Ha...... guess it doesnt matter now....

There was one of these on another forum...was like 1000 pages long..literaly.^^

Northern Ontario, Marathon a small town near Thunder Bay on Lake Superior.

P.S. I win again.

Guess again Monkey person, The bear returns! MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (gulps in deep breaths..)HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
It really is pathetic how many times you keep trying to win my trophy when we all know that I shall prevail overall!

Bah!
Go drop off a cliff.:D

im back-
will never be gone.
P.s. domoviye...B.c.(which is where i am, and have always been) is way better than ontario. I have a few friends that have moved out from there and they say B.C. is paradise compared to Ontario. I cannot really say that for a fact though since I have only been to Sudbury...and everybody know sudbury is not a lot of fun.

Ha! I trump you all.

Schmoleys! I'm still winning? Doesn't anyone post in this thread anymore?

Word Wizard, I'll agree Sudbury sucks. Lived there twice in the last year and the bus service made me want to scream. Never been to BC so can't say too much.

Devon to maintain the structural integrity of this thread it must be allowed to cool down occasionally. Otherwise it could all come crashing down like a house of gas covered, flaming cards. So if this thread suddenly blows up your computer because you didn't let it get its necessary coffee break you're the one to blame.

LIKE A GHOST RIDER! CEPT' HOTTER.

............don't you be sassin' me, frankenstein's monster.

Happy Valentines Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Devon to maintain the structural integrity of this thread it must be allowed to cool down occasionally. Otherwise it could all come crashing down like a house of gas covered, flaming cards. So if this thread suddenly blows up your computer because you didn't let it get its necessary coffee break you're the one to blame.

Oh meh. So that's what happened with my first computer.

WHEEE! I win.

*yoink* (Devon snatches win away from Domoviye) Nope. And nope again.

Geesh people just wont except the fact that "Im the winner....

hi my name is ashley-i live in a box the box is round and i like to pee in the corner

random

*yoink* (Stole Ashley pee-box) Winning, winning, winning.

Hey! Oh well. *discards pee-box* I'm still winning.

<Strolls in, grimaces at the chaos done by the pretenders and insane. Wipes some mud off of the throne, resumes rightful position.>

I push you off the throne and sit down, point and sing... Im the queen on the castle and your a dirty rascal.

Hey. Wait just a minute. I had a post inbetween there somewhere. Ooo! I'm winning.

Begone imposters!

Hey, I'm as real as I'm ever going to be.

How do we know you're really real? We only have your word for it.

Devon is real....but not the winner!!!!.....I am, restoring order as it should be....

Your order looks surprisingly like chaos.

they friggin killed meridith grey off greys anatomy. now shes going to be walkin around as a ghost? what is this a soap opera? im pissed off.

Erm. . . no.

they friggin killed meridith grey off greys anatomy. now shes going to be walkin around as a ghost? what is this a soap opera? im pissed off.

Be like me, ignore tv, except for the news, and cartoons. Tv bad.

Tv bad.....Winning goood

tv=escape from the ordinary. so t.v. = good.
Who doesnt want to be some hot dr. working with other hot doctors- saving lives and having exciting love triangles. Come on now-that would be fantastic.
haha
Greys anatomy rocks this forum! ya im winning

not any more...man.....Bein on the top...no better feeling

It's unfortunate you're going straight to the bottom than.

Well...not really

You're both going down. Sorry.

I shall always come right back up. Its one of my best qualities.

you come back up like vomit.....(neener neener)

Not quite. I'm even nastier. :cool:

Hmm....I wonder if this thread will ever burn up.....It seems to get alot of postings.....But if you all are posting to be winners....It's worthless cuz no matter ....... screw it........ Im the winner.... hahahahaha......

i can win this hung over.

I can win this with my eyes closed. It just takes a while hitting the post button.

I could win this with my eyes opened and closed at the same time.

I can win this with porky pig going "that's all, folks!".

CAN YOU BEAT THAT SHIZNIT?

Yes. There. Just did.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T, BUSTER!

I'M GOING TO BUST YOUR BUSTER'D ASS.

Not to be confused with buttered asses, delectable as they may be on the opposite sex.

Um . . . you don't think I'm a guy, do you? Because if I am, I'm the richest guy in the world, being eight months pregnant and all.

Lets get things back to normal here.
I win.

Nope. You don't.

You stole my line.

Hmmm.......Buttered asses........mmmmmmmm....ahhhhh.....I win

You guys are bizarre. I win.

no....I'm afraid not...I win

My god, you guys (my apologies to the preggo one) are getting a little to immature....besides I win.

Oh no you don't. . .

iwiniwiniwiniwiniwiniwiniwiniwiniwiniwiniwin

I lose.
....:confused:
No thats not right. :confused:
um?
Oh wait!
I win!:D

Ha......Not anymore fool!!!!! i AM THE ONLY RIGHTFUL WINNER!!!

That makes me the wrongful loser. Is that a double negative? If so I win!!

Phooey to all of you. Go away and let me win in peace.

Nope. You're probably asleep right now. I win.

Ha! I'm in a writing mood, and half way through a very upbeat part of a very sad story, knowing full well all the hopes and dreams of the main character will go up in flames in a few days story time. I'm wide awake.

Ah. Never mind then. Good luck with what you're writing. (Sounds like you like to torture your main character as much as I like to torture my own! Lol.) I'm going back to sleep.

Excellent. I have outlasted one of my many foes. Time to consolidate my position.

And yeah I do enjoy torturing my characters a little too much. This current one is a young boy, between 7 and 9, who is trying to survive a zombie apocalypse. He's all alone, except for imaginary friends, and saw his mother sacrifice herself to save him. He couldn't exactly be considered sane at this point in time.

I Shall Win Thee With Thy Power Of Italic & Underlined Words!

Underlined words will never help you when I have the power of font color, underline, italics and bold!

And Domovyie: Yes! That sounds like an awesome premise. Poor kid. Though I'd rather see the main character get roughed up and have fight his/her way out of situations rather than experience a Deux ex Machina.

except for imaginary friends

This is interesting. Draw on this; make his "imaginary friends" disturbing, scary in a sense, like dark voices that tell him what choice to make, or like visible apparitions (only to him) that follow him everywhere. There could be a "bad", demonic one as well as a strange one but with "good" intentions, or whatever. The psychological factor will really heighten the emotional engagement and scare factor of the story (if that's what you're aiming for).


By the way, while you were reading that, Devon, I stole away the crown.

Says you. And that's a neat idea, Myst.

Yes. Says me, because it's true. (& thanks)

Well . . . my six year old son has this to say to you, Myst: I play a game called myst.

This is interesting. Draw on this; make his "imaginary friends" disturbing, scary in a sense, like dark voices that tell him what choice to make, or like visible apparitions (only to him) that follow him everywhere. There could be a "bad", demonic one as well as a strange one but with "good" intentions, or whatever. The psychological factor will really heighten the emotional engagement and scare factor of the story (if that's what you're aiming for).


Well actually I'm already doing that to some extent. He's on day 4 or 5 (can't recall off hand) and he has two that are helping him, and two that so far only show up when he's dreaming and really scared that are tormenting him. In about three days time its going to get a lot worse for him.
If you click on my sig you can read the first eight chapters, "The Boy in the Attic".

And Domovyie: Yes! That sounds like an awesome premise. Poor kid. Though I'd rather see the main character get roughed up and have fight his/her way out of situations rather than experience a Deux ex Machina.

Its an interesting writing experience. Its almost entirely from his perspective. And I have tried to avoid the deux ex machina. He's fought a zombie baby, and run away from a horde of fast moving zombies. He survived only because he knew where lots of holes in fences were, the quickest ways over small walls, and a really good hiding spot. Ok, at one point there probably was some deux ex machina, but not too much.
I haven't really plotted it out so if he screws up when he has to be outside he's dead.


And I win.

wow i have only been offline for like a day and you all have completed 3 or 4 pages withoutme. I feel left out and i feel...i feel.......like im in the lead and beating all of you HAH

Not anymore.

At least i dont feel left out anymore haha. By the way 8 months pregnant hey...you must be feeling big. I have a 4 year old and i hated being pregnant. Hope your one of the ones who really enjoy it

Well . . . my six year old son has this to say to you, Myst: I play a game called myst.

I know that game. It looks abit lacklustre.

Okay dudes and dudettes, I win.

Wow, leave to replace a bathroom light fixture and the entire world tries to pass me.
Go away. :p

man...you all put to much thought inot your "winning" speeches......dont you know 3 mins later someone will post saying THEY win??/ hahaha........This is never ending.......no one is the winner........unless..........I make it a way that no one can post anymore????closing the thread......sounds good.......ok i win....FOR GOODz!!!!!

:p
(short enough for ya?)

Not bad.....

Me win

i win u loozers...

Hah!

At least i dont feel left out anymore haha. By the way 8 months pregnant hey...you must be feeling big. I have a 4 year old and i hated being pregnant. Hope your one of the ones who really enjoy it

I don't so much enjoy it as tolerate it at this point, seeing as how I'm nearing the end. It was better eariler on. But, on the upside, I don't feel as big as I had when I was pregnant with my son. He came out weighing 10 lbs. 2 oz. and carrying him with a normally slight frame wasn't the least bit fun or comfortable. At least this one's smaller (a girl).

I know that game. It looks abit lacklustre.

The earliest version of Myst was. He's also played Riven, Exile, Revelation, End of Ages, and Uru, which were all pretty darned good.

Oh, and I win!

Not anymore.......

Oh darn. Oh wait! I win!

No.....your wrong.....

Wheee!!!
I'm King Of The Thread!

Zzzzzzzz. Night all.

Good night.
Hurray politeness made me the winner.

Zzzzzz . . .*blink blink* It's 7 a.m.! I win!

<Sneaks in, steals crown, runs away and buries it so it's hidden forever.>

hola
i win

No.....I do for the 109,858,098,657,9876,000,000,000 TIME!!!!!!

Boo!

Boo?

Boo?

Yes, Boo. I'm trying to scare people away from the winners circle.

But Boo is the nickname for my dog, so I'm not scared.

Well I how was I suppose to know that?

<Stalks off to think of a new plan.>

Well, if you strive for the crown in this thread, then you should know everything. (Or at least pretend to. Lol)

Bah!
I don't need to know such petty details.

What about pretty details? And I WIN!

He's also played Riven, Exile, Revelation, End of Ages, and Uru

Wow- is that a six-year prodigy on your hands?


Anyway, I'm back on the throne as supposed to be.

Wow- is that a six-year prodigy on your hands?

Lol. He hasn't finished them. My husband and I have, but he hasn't. He just likes to explore the worlds and try out some of the puzzles.

*pushes you off the throne and steals seat* There. Now you don't have to worry about ruling this thread.

It must be sad to be so delusional.

Move over, you sad, sad, sad individual.

Good morning pretenders to the throne.

I am destined for the crown.

YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THE BIG D-E-S-T-I-N-Y.

But you can blow it up. ;)

Nah.

Don't lie to yourself.

Yeah.
And I'm a master of self-denial

A friend is someone who thinks your a good egg -even though your slightly cracked...

Bah to all! I win.

Wwwwhhhhheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*yoink*

NNNoooo:eek: :eek: :eek:

Foooooood!

vini vene vichi.....I came...I saw...I conquered......WHAT NOW!!

vini vene vichi.....I came...I saw...I conquered......WHAT NOW!!

It should be obvious.
You lose.

If you want breakfast in bed-sleep in the kitchen

Blah, Blah Woof, Woof. I win!! *thanks the cheering crowd*

Please don't applaud my grace.

You might make the losers feel inferior.

You can definitely applaud me. I also accepts gifts and groveling.

Not if I can help it. *pushes Domovyie out of the way*

me=win

you= dreamer

me= realist

And the reality is that I won.

If we are gonna talk about REALITY well.....you all should know that you people dont exist......just a figment of my emagination......so I say that I win.....you guys can say what you want but I'm the real winner

What's an emagination? An imagination that's gone high-tech?

yea...basically........you have never heard of it? hmmm I must be the only one

Well, I like it, in any case.

cool

Yep Devon. e-magination. It's the new wave.

Awesome. You learn something new every day. In fact, even if you locked yourself into a barren room with nothing to do, you'd still learn something--how stupid it is to lock yourself into a barren room with nothing to do.

Now . . . what thread am I in?

Oh, yes. I win.

Did you know that I know that you know that I know??? I know that you know I know......So dont pretend like you dont know I know you know ok...WEll......I win

Oh, I know. And I win.

I'm listening to songs right now. And sometimes watching the videos.
I like songs.
I like videos to.

I also like money, kittens, children, and warm days.

I also like to win.

Yea......Me too......but
i dont like to die......but hey!!! I win!!

i lyke cheese, u froot loopz ^_^

I like Tim Tams! and viola, you guys really are sad you know that? Trying to win when it't already won: by me!

At least I don't spell 'it's' like 'it't'. So I win.

awooOOoo GAaa

Beep Beep!

Winning. But, not for long.

Ladies, feel free to shower me with conventionally inappropriate attention.

Guys, don't accidentally kill yourselves in awe of my awe-inspiring inspirational awe.

Showers Myst with conventionally inappropriate attention.
Oh hang on why do that when it is I that is now winning.

hahahahaha

Ariella

dont be so sure ariella im going to win this coz coz coz...

see here..I HAVE THE CROWN!

*runs away with crown*

Well if you want the crown that bad then you can have it.

But I claim the title for myself..now bow down to me for I am your queen...lol



Ariella

*yoinks the title from ariella* Hey, thanks for holding onto it for me while I was sleeping.

haha I don;t think so

Bow down to me my unloyal subject.


Ariella

*steals title nd runs away..heheh now i have it..its my precious*

The only thing that is precious is the look on your face as i take it away.....



Ariella

While you two were arguing, I resumed my rightful place.

and I took it right back


Ariella

What is the meaning of life?







































.........................I don't know either.

But while you were thinking, I stole back the title and crown!

and while you were declaring that you had stolen it all back I came along and took my rightful place on the throne in time for you to hand me the crown like a loyal subject should.

Ariella

But in fact according to the seventh chapter of the holy book of the royal forum It is declared that anyone who has the name "Myst" is officially....



THE WINNER!

well I don't care I win and taht is that.....so there......


Ariella

Sorry, proved you wrong.

I'm the real winner.

nope you are just spreading viscious rumours Myst

For you see I am winning



Ariella

Well sometimes rumours are true, because if you haven't noticed I AM WINNING!

No No No

I win ok



Ariella

*dances* Winner~! *looks around suspiciously* Hurr, hurr, hurr...

sorry but the victory dance was in vain as I am winning again...


Ariella

*dances* Winner~! *looks around suspiciously* Hurr, hurr, hurr...

Whoa! Wait a sec . . .who was that?

I'm winning and you all know it!

(Dude, you have the same name as one of my characters XDD but I'm not going easy)

WINNER! >D

*strolls through and takes her place on thrown*

hahahaha I win again



Ariella

Sad pretenders.

MOVE ASIDE FOR ME!

The only one worthy
to claim this throne.

*taps you on the shoulder* Excuse me... but I win... :P

Thankyou for removing him form my seat lain

I win once again


Ariella

No way Hose

wait who's Hose

by the way?

Anyway you lo-se

and pretend that

is a good rhyme-say

Erm . . . no.

I win.

*heavy sigh* Let the dog win . . . or I will bite you. I'll bite all of you. Grrr. Can't you tell by my avatar how dangerously mean I am? Grrrrr.

wow you guys have gone hard since yesterday. Glad to be back in the running. I wonder how long this thread is going to be...?

A million and one pages, if we aren't careful. Lol

Hello everyone.
Who would like some soup. It has a special ingredient.
THE REMAINS OF MY LAST OPPONENT!!!!

Enjoy:)

Sounds good make mine an extra large bowl please....I am very hungry.....


hahahaha I win


Ariella

Not for long. :p

oh that was sneeky......But I am winning again so there



Ariella

AND now your not!

oh yes I am


Ariella

Nuh-ah!

Hey! I was your last opponent! Not fair. Oh, and I'm winning. At least I still have my soul.

HMMMM....ME too!!!

Eye-cons

EYE Coin....

hamsters are so fuzzy and cute :)

yea.....but dead hampsters are better....

Especially with BBQ sauce.

and a side of rat

With a glass of brandy or rum depending on preference.

Odd, but appealing, meal.

Good for dinner parties to.

well as appealing as it sounds can I just have the crown.

well I win so who cares.


Ariella

I care. And I win.

I am the Champion.
You're not the Champion.
Because I am the Champion.
Of the World.

Where have I heard that before?

Its an annoying song from the 80's or 90's, that was redone a few years ago for the movie "A Knights Tale" (I think thats the name of the movie)
And I win.

so I bought a new dishwasher and forgot to turn on the water again. hahaha i ran it through 3 times before figuring that out. so i got my guy to fix it up for me and we run it again and now its leaking! im seriously depressed and my pan hands are in major need of some tlc......i win

That sucks.

Sorry to spoil your win after having your dishwasher break.

Well.....No need to be repetitive but I win!!

WIN to the NER

I win.

Its an annoying song from the 80's or 90's, that was redone a few years ago for the movie "A Knights Tale" (I think thats the name of the movie)
And I win.

Not originally done by Queen, is it, this song?

And I win.

I

W
I
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Ariella

N
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Y
O
U

D
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Not originally done by Queen, is it, this song?

And I win.

I couldn't tell you, but the song sounds like it could be from them.
I be da winna.

No, you ain't. Yikes! Ain't. I hate that word.

Admin notice:

This thread is now officially closed to posts as it has grown too big for the database. A new similar thread will be started later today. Please post in the new thread.


***** THREAD OFFICIALLY CLOSED *****


Thanks everyone,
Rob

If it's closed, then why hasn't the thread been locked?

Rob...thats a smart one...this thread isnt gonna be closed....but it was a nice try.....I WIN TO BAD ROB!!!

hahahahaha I love it when people try using dirty tricks

hahahahaha it never works, your efforts were in vain...lol...

I win

Ariella

You're right. Dirty tricks. What was I thinking?

He he ...

D*!@#*(@#^*#()%!!!!!!
Ok you got me. :rolleyes: :redface:

wow i fell for that hook line and sinker. I was pretty sad. BOO Im a big lameo. I bow down to robert but i still win

Wait I also bow down to devon because she figured it out. But again...I still win

Thank you. Now I win.

I figured it out first......Ha......That was prolly the best trick yet..........very good........I Win

Too make up for my earlier embarrassment I win.

Im afriad not...

I'm afraid so.

Afraid not

Afraid so.

afraid not

'fraid so.
Now I'm going to go and be confused from your little story some more.

hahaha.....yea it was random....

Wee.

ok then

I win


Ariella

No you don't.

Well i thought I would let you win for an hour and now I want my rightful place back so seeya

I win

Ariella

Ha. Ha. Ha.

i win


ariella

I figured it out first......Ha......That was prolly the best trick yet..........very good........I Win If you figured it out first, how come you didn't post anything to challenge his post? Eh?

who cares I WIN


Ariella

I care! :mad: I'm the only one who happened to have challenged that post. Oh, and I win.

:):):):)

well....ummmm.....it was so funny......lol......

I did the same thing on another forum and I was a mod there...hahahaha....was so funny.....lol...

I win by the way


Ariella

Hey, you changed your avatar, didn't you? And I still care. Lol. It was pretty gutsy for someone who wasn't a moderator to do that, though.

I win. Win I. niw I. I niW.

I had almost half a mind to let you win, Devon, in appreciation of your persistence and passion....yet the other parts of my logic disagree.

Why? Because I am the true winner, and my mind knows that.

So....I only have one thing to say to you.


Nah-ni-nah-ni-poo-poo!

Hey, you changed your avatar, didn't you? And I still care. Lol. It was pretty gutsy for someone who wasn't a moderator to do that, though.


Oh yeah that was awesome....lol....I added and avatar....have to edit it a bit but it will do for now.


AND I WIN BY THE WAY!!!!!


Ariella

***** warning *****

I just wanted to warn you all that the person who has posted immediately below me eats babies for breakfast and beats up old people for money. They have no writing talent whatsoever, and will lie, lie, lie like a cheap Japanese watch. The most embarrassing thing though, for this person, is that they have a serious sexually transmitted disease at the moment.

There. I've said it. Someone had to.

Thanks,
Rob

Like anyone would believe that, Rob. Lol. I'm not afraid to post below you because I just don't care what people believe.

Besides, I don't think a pregnant woman would eat babies for breakfast, and someone who hates money would never beat up old people for it. I already know I'm a talented writer and I loved that comment about the watch. And, as far as I know, I've never had a serious sexually transmitted disease--not possible in a monogamous relationship. Sorry Rob. You lose. And besides, we all know you're capable of dirty tricks, so . . .

Whatever. Lol.

Well that is almost entirely true. Except for the STD the Doctors fixed that right up with the new experimental treatment. They told me to show up next week for the next round of experiments, I should have something really nasty with that amount of time to really screw around.

Great answer! Lol.

Thank you, thank you.
I also do a great impression of stealing crowns off of unsuspecting peoples heads.
Like this.

Wait, what?

Your crown is missing?



.......Oh yeah, cause' I got it.

Like anyone would believe that, Rob. Lol. I'm not afraid to post below you because I just don't care what people believe.

Besides, I don't think a pregnant woman would eat babies for breakfast, and someone who hates money would never beat up old people for it. I already know I'm a talented writer and I loved that comment about the watch. And, as far as I know, I've never had a serious sexually transmitted disease--not possible in a monogamous relationship. Sorry Rob. You lose. And besides, we all know you're capable of dirty tricks, so . . .

Whatever. Lol.
See what I said, everyone? Lies, lies, lies. ;)

well ummm ok then..........


I will just say I win and go hide behind s pole somewhere now.



Ariella

I will just say I win and go hide behind s pole somewhere now.

What's an 's' pole?

Robert: I stick my tongue out at you. (No emoticon to portray this. Oh well.) Lol.