well ummm ok then..........


I will just say I win and go hide behind a pole somewhere now.



Ariella

and I am winning again

No fair editing your post so that it makes sense now! I want to know what an 's' pole is. I win.

An S pole is a magnet but with only one magnetic side, the South. Or it could be a pole shaped like an S. Maybe even both!

Anyway, it doesn't matter since I'm winning.

A pole shaped like an S sounds like more fun so I will go with that. :):)


Ariella

Hey, I'll accept both. I win.

no no no no no no no no no no no no


I WIN OK ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON ALREADY!!!!!!



Ariella

Nix, no, never!

you will eventually give in

i know you will



Ariella

Like the way you will?

I RULE this thread.

Nope.

Stop trying to win when everyone knows I'm the rightful winner, and let me get back to my book.

NEXT PERSON TO REPLY AFTER ME HAS WORMS. AND THE RING LEADER OF THE WORMS IS NAMED "TINA THE TAPEWORM"......have fun with that.

Yay!
Worms are great for fishing. Now I don't have to go to the bait shop.

Ok that was sick of me.

I want worms too!

If you want worms you'll have to get some from your garden. I'm not sharing.

My garden is all snowed over at the moment. I'll just start a worm-farm in the spring.

Likewise.

Snow sucks. Sorry. Hate those vile little cold, white flakes.

yea snow does suck......and I sucks for you that I'm winning

I wIn , i WiN, I WIN, i win

Sorry, I didn't catch that. Something about me winning I believe

No they said I was winning actually.

I am the one whole will win this little battle.


Ariella

"whole"
Interesting use of English. ;)

interesting that I'm winning.....

Short reign wasn't it?

isnt it for all?

In my mind, my reign never ends.

No they said I was winning actually.

I am the one who will win this little battle.


Ariella

leave my spelling errors out of this battle to the death.....you are only doing it cause you know i will win.



Ariella

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Ditto.

Ditto.

I ditto your ditto.

Isn't dittoing a ditto illegal?

i win

No you don't! No you don't!

yes i damn well do win ok so just give up already



ariella

B-b-but I don't wanna give up. :(

but you have to give up

It is always the gentle thing to do, I am a lady and you should let me win for that reason.

I win by the way


Thankyou kindly
Ariella :)

Hah!
I believe in equality. You want to win, earn it. :p

I have earnt it look at my post it says i have got 1,705 posts so therefore I deserve to win damn you to hell....

heehee


Ariella

True. But you've been here since November.
I've only been here for a little over a month, and I have over three hundred posts. So comparing the two, we're darn near equal.

ahhh yes but I have been here for 3 months and not very active this month at all and when you work it out it equals to 568 posts a month so therefore I do deserve to win this little battle and you do not.


Ariella

ARGH!!!!! You're using logic.

must. put. up. obtuse. defensive. shield.

<HHHUUUMMM>

Ha! Your logic can no longer affect me.

(I'm weird tonight.)

Well if you work out the math that is 238 posts more than you per month, but seeing as though you have been here a little over a month you say, I will say that it is 210 more than you per month. But as I have already said I have not been active here for a good few weeks so really it would be far more than that per month but we won't go get technical ok.

I win


Ariella

Obtuse Defensive Shield. Your math skills do not affect me.
Also I wasn't very active at the start of this month either.

well fine then I can get technical if you would like it may take a few days though and i really don't feel up to it so yeah anyways


I WIN I WIN I WIN

Ariella

you guys are lame

yup :)

Is this a problem?

Dunno!!!!

Does it really matter though????


Ariella

I don't think so.

p.s. I win.

no no you don't I win ok and that is all there is to it


Ariella

good night

Goodnight indeed

For you see now i win



Ariella

What? Oh, I win.

no I win

ARGH!!!!! You're using logic.

must. put. up. obtuse. defensive. shield.

<HHHUUUMMM>

Ha! Your logic can no longer affect me.

(I'm weird tonight.)

LOL this is hilarious.

Yes and now i win


Ariella

Not if I'm still here.

*yawn* I win.

i win

no...afraid not

Good morning.
I win.

Good morning...I win

Ah, we are all getting so cynical that "i win" is the most creative line throughout the last few pages of this thread...

Well...I will not waste my time when about 30 seconds later someone will say " I Win " and my post will be tossed into the garbage...So...

I WIN!!!

Ah, we are all getting so cynical that "i win" is the most creative line throughout the last few pages of this thread...

Fine, I'll waste my time, then.

I win.
I am winning.
I will win.
I will be winning.
I will have been winning.
I would win.
I would have been winning.
I shall win.
I shall be winning.
I should be winning.
I could win.
I had to win.

I won.
I have won.
I will have won.
I had won.
I had to have won.
I would have won.
I would have to have won.
I should have won.
I shall have won.
I shall have to have won.

I could have won.
But I didn't.

And yet at the end of the day, when the sun mourns the loss of its heat and sinks beneath the border of silver clouds, and Devon, sunken in exhaustion, gives up her resolve, I will be there saying....


I WIN!

i win


Ariella

I win

Bah! I give up. I'm unsubscribing to this thread. Fight it out, the lot of you! Lol.

Good luck to the winner, whoever you might be . . .

woot woot

I win

Ariella

Aww, Devon got outlasted.

You shall be remembered, you brave dog, you!

....oh yeah, I win.

Goodbye, farewell, so long Devon.

and I win i win i win i win



Ariella

Nope, I prevail

nope


Ariella

Ah well, I have to go now, I'll let you win this time evil Ariella....

Oh I knew you would cause you is such a sweety....*cough* not *cough*



Ariella

im dissapointed devon-I really thought you would be the one to outlast. You will be back-its the horomones talking haha.

i win for now though


ariella

So long Devon. Your sacrifices will be remembered.

Ariella, do you ever sleep?

Yes I do sleep, just not very much. Bout an hour or so a night which is why I joined here in the first place.


And now I win


Ariella

Who says you win?

Well......I Win!!!

No you don't. Quit your fibbing.

Dang...I win

Hey no fair.
I'm suppose to win.

No...No your not

I have returned to reclaim my throne, and the rightful rulership of this thread.

no...not really...

Haha I am victorious.

I win



Ariella

You Lose!

i win


ariella

I win.





:p

i win


Ariella

I win.
Good night.

i win


ariella

Donald Duck

I HAVE EMERGED CHAMPION.


........feel free to shower me with praise and sacrifice your firstborn children, any time now.

not likely oh evil master, you shall not be taking any children from me.

You are no match for me mere devil.

so bow down to your queen

...............



Ariella

lost for words are we?

mwu hahahahahaha

no

ummm ummmm ummmm ummmm ummmmm

see words


Ariella

WEEEEE

all hail me, then.

umm i dont think so

im the winner here sorry

too bad, you're just lying to yourself.

no no, im pretty sure im telling the truth...im winning

just accept it will you hahahahah

Geez go away for a few days and you guys are still fighting over who gets to be the winner when I am? pppffftttt. I don't think so. Maybe you guys should get out your little knee pads and kneel down before me!!!! All hail the bear!!! mwhahahahhahaa!

I thought you had 'dropped' off the face of the world.

Hee hee. Get it dropped, and dropbear?

hee hee.

I'm just going to go away now.

Grrr...... very funny (I did actually laugh so ha ha very clever)
Alright sparky you can bugger off, one less pesky fly to swat!

Hey I'm not a fly. I'm more like one of those beetles with the really hard shell, that refuse to die and can bend pavement when you try to squish them with your foot.

I Win!!

nope....I win......

Hello
It's me again.
The rightful winner.
So all of you people can go home now.
Ok.
You can collect the party bags at the door, but you really have to leave now.
Have a nice night.

So sorry, but now it is my party. So goodbye all, and no you cannot take the party bags as I will use them tomorrow.

Hey those are my party bags. I made them myself. It took hours to get the bows on properly. So I'll give them away if I want to.

I'll take five thanks. And while your at it... I'll just pick you up, unkillable bug person, and put you in this cement box.... and since you need air... I guess your killable after all! mwhahahahhahaha! then I'm going to steal the cake and run. The rest of you can have the crappy plastic crown!

Ah thats not very nice. I'm going to go sulk now. With the crown. :(

< <

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Ariella

I win again, despite your weird lines.

Muhaha!!!

{-_-}



Ariella

:eek: :p :D

<-_->



Ariella

Can you really win this game?

yes I know 2 people now who have actually won at this game o previous forums



Ariella

Soon it will be three.
I SHALL TRIUMPH!!!!!!

I don't think so.

You Dare Defy The Great, Powerful, Vengeful, Domoviye, The Overuser Of Capitals, Colours, And Other Cheap Tricks!!!!

Yes. What can you do about it? LOL!!

Well ok. If you insist on defying me. It seems kind of mean though.
After all I did to make the place look so nice and clean and all. I even made up the party bags for everyone. I spent a lot of time getting the stickers and bows just right so that they looked really good under the lights.
But I guess I can't expect too much.
Enjoy the party snacks, thats real truffles.
I'm gonna be in my room.

..eh?

-_-



Ariella

Sheesh no one puts any effort into these things anymore. I'll just have to win the crown.

No way!

Yes way!

I have not slept cause my power went out and my kids were screaming and i am scared of the dark and and and and and


I WIN


Ariella

Well I haven't slept because I'm stupid.
Beat that.

I'm staying up late and my parents don't know. Ha!

The joys of adulthood. If my Dad wakes up at this point he'll just say good morning. If its my Mom she'll just call me stupid, and glare at me.

Well I hardly ever sleep, like I only get 30 mins to 3 hours a night.

You get so much more done when you don't sleep....lol
It is amazing how many people i have met throught his forum that don't sleep lol....

I win by the way




Ariella

I'm a night owl, so I would love to go to bed at like 4am and not wake up until noon.
They loved me at my university job because of that. McDonalds manager asked when I was available, I said weekends. They asked if nights were ok, I said they were great, I was hired on the spot.

lol



Ariella

Free lunch and an extra dollar for working the nightshift. Also less managers who were generally really lax as long as we go the work done. Loved it.
In the summer when they had me working days, I didn't know what the hell I was doing. Too many people, and managers.

lol

sorry but that is funny



Ariella

No problem it was a dirty job, but it was one of the funniest ones I ever had.
When I wasn't cursing out the drunk customers, telling myself that killing some of my co-workers would be a bad thing, and keeping the worst worker from going anywhere near me by pretending I was gay and attracted to him.
(Ok that last one wasn't so bad. Seeing this one moron run to the other side of the restaurant, whenever I walked into the restaurant was the funniest things I've ever seen.)

lol omg lol

I have told a guy I was lesbian once just to get him to leave me alone and we have never spoken since because he says it is an act against god...lol....he told me I was evil and possessed and boy did it make me laugh.....



Ariella

Mickey Mouse

Kermit The Frog



Ariella

Speedy Gonzales

Ariella

Domoviye

Come on Aussie come on come on
Come on Aussie come on.................lol

Sorry was watching an old school video and yeah anyways

I win by the way lol :):):):)



Ariella

DID U ALL MISS ME? my computer broke down and had to do some tinkering. It is now fixed and i can resume with thee "I win" fun.

I had kind of wondered where you were.
Glad your back. You can polish the crown.

Welcome back wordwizard but your attempts to win are in vain.

For you see I win as always



Ariella

Always lose you mean.

I Win

Me win big time.

my name is ____ i rap real good everybody nos i come from the hood!

im a mom in a valley, not a crack head in the alley. yep im gonna stick to not rhyming.......

I'm going to keep this nice and simple.
I win suckers.

i get knocked down but i get up again are ya ever gonna keep me down i get knocked down but i get up again are ya ever gonna keep me down....Singing the night away.....singing the night away!

I win again. And will continue to win.

.........................



Ariella

Oh yeah. I'm the winner. I'm the greatest. I win. Oh yeah. Who's your Daddy.

Umm not you......



Ariella

But I Wanna Win!!!! Why Can't I Win!!!!!
I'm Gonna Call My Mommy!!!!!!

??????



Ariella

Whee!!! I'm spinning my chair in a circle until I get dizzy and fall out of it!

hahaha



Ariella

I'm really bored tonight.

Well I win



Ariella

Boredom always beats enthusiasm.

never....hang on maybe I am bored too...hmmmmmm....nope just enthusiasm...lol



Ariella

Meh.

mhm



Ariella

I think I'm going to go to bed soon.

Im going shut this thread and win once and forall~

you would too wouldn't you....lol



Ariella

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Thank you,
Writing Forums

i win

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Thank you,
Writing Forums

when you shut down a thread arent you supposed to lock it?

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Thank you,
Writing Forums

Once this thread is closed I'll believe you.
Fool me once shame on you.
Fool me twice shame on me.

exactly

Glad you agree with me. I'm going to go watch the news now.

have fun with that- im going to go garden

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Not working Stallion but good attempt



Ariella

I Win!!!

I think it is time for you to all realise that you efforts to win this thread are a total waste of your precious time and according to Lpspider I have been declared the winner of this thread and there will be a post made up in the site announcements area later today.....YAY for me.....











And if you just believed that then hahahahahahahahaha



Ariella

:p :rolleyes:;) :p

gooooood morning -victory is mine

For a grand total of 18 minutes maybe.

well its beter than 1 min

True.

very true

This is going quickly.

This is boring. We need to jazz it up some how (jazz hands)
from now on you have to say interesting stuff in order for your reply to count.....now go

Oh sure now you implement it, after your boring post. That isn't very fair.
I'm going to protest!
I'm going to talk to my MP right now. This is unconscionable.
There should be laws against it.
I'll get all my friends to sign a petition against this unconstitutional behaviour.
I'll boycott you personally.

YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!

uhm my exciting part was the jazz hands * how could you not be impressed with my old school antics? come on now.

Daffy Duck Wins

mmmmm duck tastes good

I prefer chicken.

I prefare Goose.

Oh And Bugs Bunny Just Won

Sorry but Yakko, Wacko and Dot are the obvious winners.

...........


Ariella

How are Ariella's dots interesting?

They're not, that's how.

HAH, YOU GOT DISSED ARI, YOU GOT DISSED SO BAD.


...............look, she's crying inside. Awww.


OH AND BTW

I win, suckas.

But now iot is you who cries.
You cry because you know I have won this game.

Go Go go go go Roadrunner.................

YOU DREAM, YOU DREAM, YOU DREAM.


But never acheive.

Ummm well you should all be gentleman and let me win as I am a lady. So it is only fair that I should win the game.



Ariella

Ooops. Sorry.

You don't mind if I win, do you?

yes i do

*pokes ashnight in the ribs, steals title and runs away*

umm excuse me please, you seem to be in my way.

*quietly walks through being a lady and takes her rightful place as the winner*

Thankyou ever so much for stepping aside.



Ariella

thumps ariella knocking her out cold..

im sorry what were you saying?

takes the title and bounces out

*lays helplessly on the floor in a very ladylike manner I might add*



Ariella

*poke*

you ok?

*poke poke*

*no response*

This is Ariella's friend here, you have just committed murder and the police are on their way to your house right now.

Oh nope sorry is all good she just gave you the finger...lol



Ariella

why you little..........................(runs back in breaks ariellas finger)

runs back out

YOU DREAM, YOU DREAM, YOU DREAM.


But never acheive.

LMAO

You still fail to succeed in victory.

I shall have my trpthy now.

i dont think so

that trophy is mine

ta-da! its mine- *cartwheels out of the room*

Good morning.
(Says something witty to keep it interesting>)

so this mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer, The bar keeper says.....what are you doing? you are a mushroom! get out of my bar!
The mushroom says....why? im a "fungi"-(fun guy)

HAHAHAH im so lame- but i win

twinkle twinkle little star
mummy drives a motor car
push the button
pull the choke
of we go in a cloud of smoke
twinkle twinkle little star
mummy drives a motor car

Luckily for you this is only words and not my voice or you'd all have died an excrutiating death....

By the way I WIN!!!


Ariella

I stand My ground the trpthy falls to me in this dance i do as my vicrtory dance.

ummm well you can do your little dance Raven but while you are doing that I take the trophy



Ariella

Oh spare me
I have claimed my victory.

I shall spare no one.
In the quest for the crown, NO MERCY!!:mad:

You have failed

Is that so?

Indeed it is

I am the winner once more.
You may all go now, parties over.

Wrong

Ya A Party!!!!!

For me.

owe your so kind

Do you just keep refreshing this page?

Do you???????????????

raven the party was for me actually


Ariella

Only a little.

hahahahahahhaa

A three way fight. Awesome!

no it isn't because I win and you both know it

I win

No You Don"t

Liars!!
All Of You Are Liars!!
I Am The Winner Of The World!!!