no no

you arent

But I've been a real good boy all year long. And Santa said i could win this thread.
Are you gonna make Santa into a liar?

yep i sure am

Well I know one house Santa isn't gonna visit this year.

oh that is sooooooooooooooooo not very nice

not going to visit your s either cause you not being very nice to me hahahahahahahahaha

Thats not true.
He's not gonna visit me, after that incident with the pellet gun, a few too many beers, and a bet.
Rudolph hasn't been the same since.

I

WIN

AND BECAUSE THIS IS MY 2000TH POST I HAVE NOW won THIS WORD GAME THE CROWN IS MINE THE TROPHY IS MINE I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN and yeah I win....


http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t60/DivineLight69/thecrown.jpg


and none of you can take it away from em either that is my crown I tell you MY CROWN!!!!!!! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

:eek: :rolleyes: :eek:

I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

AND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA


thankyou
Ariella

aaah *hands ariella a strong sedative* someone call the mental hospital , ariella has escaped again.


and ill take that thankyou
*tears crown away and bounces out*

mwu hahahahaha

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t60/DivineLight69/thecrown.jpg

it is my crown you fool

my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win

....wheres that bleedin van???...ahh here it is, yes yes shes just over there..whats that sorry? oh yes you had better bring the straight jacket.

*steals crown from the ever increasingly hyperactive hyperventilating ariella....*

ahh....

*runs away*

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t60/DivineLight69/thecrown.jpg

it is my crown you fool

my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win my crown i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win i win

and I repeat the message again....mwahahahahahahahaha I WIN

Ariella

mmm ok....hey..uh guys could you put that gag on her too..yep that really thick one..yep ..cheers.

*watches as ariella is thrown into the back of the greylands van.*

hmm poor lass, this thread really got to her..shame really. oh well such is life.

*strolls out with crown*

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr like ya fool as if they are going to do that to me


I WIN DAMN YOU I WIN

yes sweety you sure do....

yes i think doubling her medication is a good idea she is hallucinating now. yes i authorise it, no one else is here to do it. now please get her out of here she needs to go and get better

*waves goodbye to ariella*

hmmm such a shame

I'll just stand here, off to the side in the little corner booth.
Its safer here, and saner.

dont count on it

mwu hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

be afraid...be very afraid

I win obviously.

ummm have you people not seen that i am the winner hello it is so plainly put a page or 2 back....it was my 2000th thread.....you people are so heartless as to try to take my title away...:(:(:(



Ariella

That crown is ugly you can have it.
But that don't mean you win. Ha ha ha ha!

I do win i do i tell you i do....cause I have the second largest number of posts and so there what i say goes.....

Leeks dominate your trousers.

BUT NOT TODAY....for today....

I OWN your trousers.

Its not the numbers. Its the quality.
And I'm sorry but you just have no class.

Wee potato, shem'wee'oi tato tato tat?

^ Now THAT is some quality RIGHT THERE, damn straight.

im baaaaaaack

OH Dear God NO!!!!!

what did i do this time

sheesh

Came back obviously.

and now im back toooooo

time for me to steal the crown yet again

omg i just noticed that ariella has escaped again

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo

Your back to. Ah man. :(
And I have to go to sleep soon.

lol ahhhhh yes time zones suck dont they

Yep.
There is one good thing about time zones though. When I head over to Asia in a month (it might be Mexico instead), my sleeping pattern will actually be normal. I'll be awake during the day and sleeping at night. So jet lag won't be a huge problem.

well thats good then

ill look after the crown while your away :)

get real it is mine ya fools

goodbye and good riddens Domoviye

:):):):)

enjoy your nuneyes

I'm not in bed yet. Give me my crown back.

no i refuse you want it you gotta fight me for it

Pistols at dawn?

yep sounds good to me.....

Ok I gotta ask ariella. What are nuneyes?

Alright pistols at dawn. I'll bring my Mom's Colt Woodsman. Not much stopping power, but its a tournament gun so very accurate. :)

nuneyes is a smiley face that digs a grave climbs inside, covers it over and puts up a sign syaing 'GOODNIGHT' that is a nuneyes......lol.......


hahahahahahah

woo hoo guns i love guns

well good go play with guns then!

*steals crown, pokes ariella and domoviye in the ribs and bounces out*

*shoots Misstikal in the foot* gimme back gimme back

*runs after her shooting at her feet*

Laughs at all the chaos. :D
And thanks for the explanation. I've seen the smiley face like it, just didn't know it was called that.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i love that smiley face but i don't have it anymore :(:(:( it was my favourite *runs away with the crown and cries*

<Hands ariella a handkerchief, steals the crown as she accepts it.>
I win.

awwwww so kind of you to hand me a handkerchief....and i will take my crown back now....no one here likes it anyways......

It doesn't matter if people like it. All that matters is who has it. And right now I have it.

no you don't I have it

*shoots Domoviye in the foot*

<Shoots ariella in the hand, sending the crown flying.>

my poor hand I was using a water pistol and only squirted red cordial at you and you **** me your eally shot me

Like the song says, I'm an A$$hole.
Goodnight.

You realise that im now the king of the castle right?


(WoW! 81 pages of posts!!!)

Goodnight again.

well thats great, im the queen though so you had better be prepared for hell

mwu hahahahahahah

nighty night Domoviye and Nexus that is not how it works ok.....

I win this thread you are meant to lock it right now ok.....please lock it........please..........right now.......no more posts after my one ok........

um sure as if ariella

how do you keep escaping from the asylum?

not sure hey....just kinda wake up ad I am back here again.......very very strange......

that is very strange

oh well..anyone have a phone?

i need to make a quick call to greylands, i think they need 24 hour serveilance in ariellas room

wiiiiiiiiiiiinahhhhhhhhhhhhh

no your not

nor are you

yes i am actually

probably not for long though

Good morning. The once and future king has arrived.

Domoviye I return to take the title from you I understand it must have gotten heavy over the last 7 hours, so I now relieve you.

RACK OFF NOW!!!!!!

hehehehehhehehe

Ariella

Oh it wasn't much of a bother. In fact it fit so well I barely knew it was there.
Well I did know it was there, because of the AWESOME POWER IT FILLED ME WITH!!!!

bahhhhhhh rough night but i still prevail

At least the nights over now.
And I'll be taking the crown back. I wouldn't want to add the burden of power onto your shoulders if you didn't sleep well.
Cheers

i slept like a freakin baby. way to many drinks in to short a time period. so i guess its more of a rough morning....

Well we can't have a lush for a winner.;)
So I'll be taking the crown back if you don't mind.

whats a lush? am i dumb for not knowing that? lol o well. give me my friggin crown back. how rude.

A lush is a drunk.
Now give me my crown back, I was just getting it worn in properly.

and now comes in a newbie and takes that crown away....

wow what a perfect fit it is too....



~nevermore

Like I said the crown is UGLY!

So give it to me then!

no no no it is mine and that is all there is to it


~nevermore

Good night. I'm taking my crown and going home.

no i don['t think so

While Ariella is away I am swornto protect it with my life...

So begone evil one mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa


~nevermore

:p
Good night again.
:D

Do I win?

no-I do

Andd the grounds opens up swallowing you so now i win

~nevermore

well i wasnt swallowed up so it looks like i win

wow its been so peacefull in this room with ariella locked up safely in her nice white jacket with the pretty buckels huh

Yeah. Hey, I've been gone a week. Gimme something to do. I don't care about winning. I will serve the winner. WITHIN MODERATION! Polishing of crown included.

All of you should be ashamed, Ariella is locked away and all of you come in and steal her crown away....shame on you all.....

hehehehe now it is mine........hahahahahahaha



~nevermore

noo its definately mine

Ok I had my 24 hour break. I want my crown back.

Hey guys...I got a riddle for ya'.





Ok. Guess what.











I WIN.

booo bad riddle. p.s. where is ariella? i must have missed someting?
f.y.i.
I win

I win.
I have no clue where ariella is either.

bomb diggity-i win

Blocked!
The crowd goes WILD!!!!
I WIN AGAIN!!!!

ya.... the crowd goes wild booing you. They beat u up and give me the corwn because im just super.

Ok Hobbes.
Whatever you say.;)

oogity boogity

Ariella is not blocked just away and will back eventually to claim hr crown back......damn it......

She'd better come with a big crowbar, this crown isn't leaving my skull without a fight.

Oh I am sure she will be able to get it off your head....

She is attached to that crown

I hope she's only attached metaphorically, otherwise it could get messy and unhygienic.

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

I get that reaction a lot.

hahahahahaha

me too scarily enough

As long as you don't hear it when you step in front of a mirror its not too bad.

oh but I do I do I so totally do

Well you know what you must do then.
Get a big paper bag cut two eye holes in it, and put it on before you go out the door or look in the mirror.

Or only go out at night.

I recommend the second option, a paper bag becomes rather hot after a while.

yay finally some real advice

thought about plastic surgery but yeah i thought not

Bah!
Plastic surgery only helps the surgeons. Just disfigure everyone else.
:D

crowns only fit on pretty people. Like me. baha you stick with your paper bag heads -neener neener

i like paper bags

they so brown

Also environmentally friendly.

Yay I Am Back Wooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooo

Thanks For My Crown Back! :):):):)

george cloony

you fail

humpty dumpty then?????

mary poppins

nope not at all

is humppty dumpty ok just accept it and MOVE ON NOW OK

Hello again ariella.
Please hand over the crown and no one will get hurt.

*waves* hi Domoviye *giggles* :):)


NEVER

we missed you ariella! (pushes you off the throne and steals crown)

awwwwwwww wordwizard that is sooooooo kind of you to clean my throne and crown for me......such a sweet person you are.

No rack off and leave my things alone you are making them dirt again......jeez hired help is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to find these days...

lol
(I know the place isn't right without me here, gets too nice and cozy hey)

Ariella

hahahahahaha I will soooooooo wrestle you for the crown....and i work out and go to yoga.....so watch out lady!

oh really........is that so........well bring it on missy.........I am not afraid of a fight..........



Ariella

hahahahahhaaha whomp (shot to the arm)yank. hair pull-i am a girl after all) shove-to the chest.......dont mess with me (im frail...be kind)

i gtg get my daughter ready for school-sorry to start a fight and not finish it lol
byebye

sigh well that is fair enough I will let you off just this once I suppose........but next time you won't get off so easily.....lol......bye bye :):):):)



Ariella

Don't mind the kiddy pool of mud over here you two.
Just if you happen to get into a fight again, if you could conveniently fall into it, that would be great.
Just try not to get any mud on the cameras, please. They're hard to clean.

OK we will try our hardest to fall into the mud for ya Domoviye and well just make sure the camera is well out of the way ok..........lol



Ariella

Gracias Senorita.
All of the pay per viewers thank you from the bottoms of their wallets. :D

Oh I am most sure they will.....hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

Wel it is 2am so goodnight.......or goodmorning......hmmmm........i know.........seeya.......lol


Ariella

Only 2am. Thats not very hard core of you.
Good night. Hope you manage to sleep properly.

hola amigos

Grabs word wizard by her hair and throws her from the thrown flying across the room.

Yeah I slept well Domoviye, very refreshed and glad to be back on MY thrown and wearing MY crown



Ariella

You own a thrown! I'll have to watch that while I sit on the throne. ;)

GET OFF MY THROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gets bucket of shaved ice and tips over Domoviye's head*



Ariella

Good thing I'm wearing a sombrero. <Tips ice out of hat, into his drink>
Thanks for the ice. Can you get me a cold root beer to?

elvis presley

Hah!
I finally wrote up something that was cheerful without being an over the top comedy.

And I also win.

I slap you in the face. The crown it MINE!

Now is slapping an almost complete stranger very nice.
If your going to steal the crown you should at least punch me out or something. But slapping is just rude.

Is that an insult?
If I punched you...you'd be DEAD.

No offense or anything, but...
HAHA, hehehe, that's too funny. Haw-haw, snicker, HAH!

Ok I'm done now.

No offense taken. You're too weird to take seriously.

If you think I'm weird already you should see my face.

No, wait... somethings not right there.
Um.



I WIN!!

fail

I'm with you on this one Frost...

And hello why didn't you tell me there was a cat fight between Domoviye and WhiteRider....I miss out on all the fun......sigh

I win.
And it wasn't a cat fight. I laughed at White Rider, and she sputtered around uselessly. ;)

*Hits Domoviye over the head with a book*

hehehehehe sorry but had to



Ariella

It's on now.

<Throws ariella into the kiddy pool of mud.>

Bring it on

*Grabs Domoviye by the ankle and makes him fall face first into a massive pile of mud*

<Scatters mud everywhere as I belly flop into the pool, blinding ariella.>

my eyes my eyes
right now you are going to suffer

*Slams Domoviye's face into mud*

Nev- ack, cough, choke, oh I think theres a chocolate here.

<Flips onto back with ariella underneath>

*can't breathe*
*gasps for air*
*breathing stops*
*movement stops*

+ +

WOOT!
I wins.

<Gets up.>
Um... Can we get an ambulance here. Please.

I think we both need professional help.

Gets up and does a victory dance.....

I win i win i win i win

Schhhhhhhh dont tell anyone Domoviye, they might want it too.....lol

My lips are sealed.
But only because I now have the muddy and slightly battered crown. Does anyone have a hammer, I'm pretty sure I can bend it back into shape.

hahahahahahaha

Well ya better keep quiet cause if ya don't I will have to attak you again and that is hard work too.

As long as the video cameras are still working, I'll be happy. Mud wrestling is pretty big on the net.
Which is actually a pretty scary thought.

hmmm well I promise ya that none of them are of me.....................................scarey thought........................................... .....

I think I'm going to call it a day. I've just woken up, but stuff to do, people see.

Ok, thats a lie, I only have stuff to do.

Well if you call washing dishes, showering and vacumming stuff.

I'm just gonna go now.

:(

Yes well I need to go shower now and get rid off all that mud and go and TRY to sleep lol food first though lol

Goodbye

AND I WIN

Muah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Muah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

wow i just woke up from ariellas last ambush.
*poke ariella in the eye as she sleeps*(take that)

Domoviye.

*tape your mouth shut and lock you in jail*
I wasn't helpless you're just so lame that's all.

I'm in politics I know lawyers, so no jail can hold me for long.
And I win.

mmm perogies

wow i just woke up from ariellas last ambush.
*poke ariella in the eye as she sleeps*(take that)

Hey my eye, like why do that? Was the first time I was able to sleep in days.....

hahahahaa glad you got a laugh Raven lol

oooooh wordwizard :D come out come out where ever you are :D :D :D
(holds massive wooden hand carved club in her hand)

Remember the pool of mud everyone. The viewers demand it. And I just finished refilling it.

I know not of what you speak of....:confused:

I am innocent until proven otherwise.....:D :D

Innocent?
Who cares about innocence, I go with innuendo, lies, and blackmail.

We all know you drift towards the dark side.

Drift! Drift!
I'm the bloody poster boy!

Yeah, and you're pathetic.

My Mom doesn't think so!
And neither does my nephew.
So there. :p

oh man

missed the action again....oh well I will sit here and wait then....

While you're sitting there could you polish the crown? It's starting to look a little dull on the side. And the velvet needs some mending.
Whenever your done just hand it back to me.

Ummm yeah right...me.....clean.....housework......hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

that is the biggest joke of the year.........

Humph. See if I give you a good reference when I rule the world.

Oh you will and you know it.....cause i am special and.....yeah......ok then......

daffy duck

.............................

Good morning subjects.
Its a miserable, stormy day here, so I'll be with you practically all day. So you may all rejoice and bask in my presence.
Please continue whatever you were doing, while singing my praises of course.

Cheers

rainy and super windy here as well. dang canadian weather

p.s. B.c. Way better than where you are domo

You're right it is better.
The only good thing about Marathon, is that it has scenery that is the near equal of B.C. and better hunting.
But I'm still the king.

i thought always bow...you didnt kiss my ring.

I win again!

Now everyone should go vote on the stories about the afterlife. I don't care if I win, but having only five people voting, and 3 of them being the authors themselves, is kind of pathetic.

.................................................. .................................................. .............................................

is all i have to say

Well at least it makes more sense than it usually does.

;)

Are you going to give me that crown now?

No.
Am I suppose to?

i have the crown, right here

WOW I feel so special now cause ya is all fighting over who is going to give me back my crown..

We only want to see the anguish on your face as we pretend to give you the crown, right before we snatch it away, yelling "No crown for you!" and run away laughing.

I know you are only wanting to take it and make sure it is perfectly clean for me Domoviye, so very kind of you.

Hah!
I have to go clean my parents house right now. You can clean my crown.
See you in about 10 hours.

Goodnight everyone ^ ^

<Sneaks in as everyone leaves and steals crown.>
Good night.

Thank you Domoviye, for stealing that crown for me, how nice of you.

You're quite welcome.
I hope you don't mind that I've now stolen it back. Thanks for keeping it warm.

No problem though I quickly steal it back.
I win. I win.

I've just had a long day. Give me the crown, give me a root beer, give me my throne, and no one gets hurt.

*give you a paper crown, empty root beer bottle and a rock for a throne*

Mean while I bask in luxury with everything I could ever want. You're my slave ......hahahahahha...............hahhahahhahahahaha
..............hahahahahah..........hahahahaha.

<cracks knuckles>

Ever hear of the French Revolution?
I'm Napoleon.

Where's ariella?
She's going to miss my victory.

Don't worry. So are you.

Oh yeah? We'll see about that.
The crown is mine!!!!

In your dreams.



No wait. Not even there.

I will not be denied my throne. Especially not by the likes of you.

You have to have a claim to a throne, before you can be denied.
Now go play with your toys.
:p

you guys can have the crown. I dont need a crown to win-suckas

Thats because you'll never win.

im winning now arent I?

I just voted for your story domo-not to win this thread but becasue I liked it-BUT you should defiently let me win anyways!

I haven't played with toys since I was 5. Why don't you go eat some dirt?
And leave me the crown.

Done that. Actually it was metal fragments, and sawdust. But close enough.
Ok. You can have the paper crown, I'll make a nice new one.

Thanks Wordwizard. I won't let you win, but I'll take it a little bit easier on you.

No one is winning besides me.

For 8 whole minutes.

In 8 mintures you'll meet your doom.

Woot!
Finally get to tell God what I really think.

Enough! I win

Enough! You lose!

I win I win I win I win I win.

I do, I don't, I will, I won't, I try, I fail, I win, I lose, I trip, I fall, I run, I walk, I stumble, I bike, I swim, I wager, I lost, I drive, I argue, I debate, I rant, I beg, I cry, I cheer, I smile, I frown, I shut-up.

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh .................................................. .........
That's all I have to say to you.

Well if thats the extent of your argument.
I WIN!!!

Also go vote on the stories about the afterlife.

ummm....and people say I am insane

SHEESH you 2 are more insane than I am........lol

True that.
But the big question is, who's funnier?

ummmmmm.............no comment

Coward. :)
Good night.

Night night.

night night

not a coward just smart :)

smart coward

probably....at least i am smart though

not as smart as me. i waited till you were offline to strike!

so I noticed....

and if it wasn't for the cardboard food lady I wouldn't have gone offline either.....

night of partying=i win

well guess what

I win and you don't

Good morning.
I am the winner again.

Edit: Woot 100 pages of nonsense!

lol oh my gosh I just realised it is 2 am....hmmm

oh yer i win

Its 2pm here, thanks to the new daylights saving times nonsense.

Yeah I hate daylight saving times 11.pm here.
By the way I win.

I win I win!!

11:45 am and feelin good

Glad you're all feeling good.
It will make your loss easier to accept.

I'm happy because the crown is mine.

You mean this nice looking crown thats sitting on my head.
It looks really good there doesn't it.

Yeah that paper crown looks great on you LOL.