This are silly.
I win

Get real!
I win!

Nope cause i win and you lose so there

I win OK. End of story.

No I win and Domoviye it is time to pack your bags and GET OUT!!! please :):)

Yeah Domoviye get out.
I win

i have nothing important to say except i win

Well I will say that I win and all of you get out now....I win and that is that and you all have to accept that and move on OKAY!!!!!

not ok. cause i win

dinners here i win

enjjoy your dinner then wordwizard
I have house work to do so goodbye all til later on

And by the way no matter how mant times you post after I leave here I still win no matter what you do or what you say I will always win and that is that...:)

Sorry Misstikal but I win and I am sure you won't mind handing over my crown again people and my throne.
If you do too bad I win and i am taking it all back now.

hehehehehe

Yer I miss my dark abyss....was so cozy in there...*sigh*

Oh an you don't win Domoviye for I win you see.

Well once again I gotta run so have fun and be back again soon

my dinner was fabulous-only gagged once on my spanikopita......humos was awesome though. geek salad was superb.
now i am here to prevail

I love being a winner.

and it is short lived too.

for you see I now win and you now lose......

what a repetitive game this is

yes yes it is isn't it

that is the fun of it

im only in it for the win. no fun...only win..win...WIIINNN.

Here you go. Drink this nice glass of water, laced with tranquilizers. Now take a deep breath.
There, don't you feel better now?
You do. Good.

I win.

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Yeah Ariella good to see you back. Domoviye's been a pain (No suprise there)
Are you going to stay around?

And I still win.

I'm never a pain. I'm more of an ass.
And i win.

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whatever i win

Will you please quit your fibbing. You don't win. I win.
Now tell the truth.

truth=i win

Lie = You win.

Truth = I win

See the basic logic behind this.

ok buddy. you win in the imaginary world and i win in reality.

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Monkeys!!!!!
Yay!!!!!
Monkeys!!!!!
Yay!!!!!
Waffles!!!!!!
Yay!!!!!
Yay!!!!!
Yay!!!!!
I Win!!!!!
Yay!!!!!

Give it up Domoviye.
I win

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wow you were winning for 19 hours...to bad i took that away fro you

and you were only winning for 37 minutes
ahahahahahahh
i win

Haha Your Only Winning For 11 Sucka

and you only for 26
as fr me I will always win no matter what *pokes tongue out at everyone* i win i win i win
*does a victory song and dance*

Sorry you only win for 23 minutes.
Please go away now.

mwu hahahahahahahaahahah

bla bla bla bla

and now I win
and Domoviye I won't go away cause someone has to be here to annoy you.

lol well all I have to say is thanks for adding color but i win

yer well I win. and that is final

no you don't I do ya silly person I win and that is final so just give up already ya silly sod

So i take it you ran out of things to say and is why you post up comics...

oh really...
well that sux about the finger.
But yer I will read your book, but not right now, gotta go make my little mans bed up.....
I win by the way

well is more fun when I have to fight to win, no point if it is going to be handed to me on a silver platter...defeats the purpose really.

hi fugly-
I win

lol DOmivye that is very creative and YES I WILL READ YOUR STORY. sheesh

hey wordwizard you lose so goodbye and don't come back
:D:D:D:D

harsh ariella-i now direct the fugly to you

but but but ya knows I didn't mean it

*goes off and finds a big wacking stick*

take it back or get whacked

hehehehe

I take it back -but i dont take back my win sucka

is ok cause now I win again, everything is in its rightful place once more....

YAY lol

wrong yay haha

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I win and YOU LOSE

boop boop diddum daddam waddam chew-i win

did you know if ya spin around in circles long enough on a chair you eventually fall off and bump your head?

hmmm interesting fact-i think you should try it haha

did you also know that the sky is above us and not below us? WOW

good call. bahhhh almost my bed time(wow you are up late domo-no idea wbout you ariella)

is only 12.55pm here but remember I barely sleep.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mommy hates it. wow im catty tonight. i better go get my sleep so im friendly again-dont hold anything against me tonight. im such a meany tonight
good night all

lol and did you know that we are all human? (actually that is a lie)

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

yes well I am really a butterfly, no no wait I am a green tree frog, no no maybe I am a rock, that would be kewl...lol

schhhhhhhhhh don't tell everyone that was meant to be our secret Domoviye....
Oh well they all know now.......lol

Hah.

good morning . now goodbye because im off to be a chauffeur to my kid-lata

Victory is claimed.

Yes Indeed it is. :)

now its hurray for me!!!

shhaaad ahhp
i win

well that makes my win +++

ya...your the "eat paste" type of special...BURN

hahahhaha yummm

or sweet chilli haha

we could go on and on over this nonsence but i would rather talk about hmmmmm the ocean. you like the ocean? haha ya random talk is always fun

oh ya. good times. i like the ocean better because it has way more to see.

cool. ok going to bed now-talk to you another time-fun marathon we had going though haha

good morning

Think Again

You never won silly. I win

grrr i win

No I win.

not feeling well today-i win

As if thats an excuse to let something as important as this to slide.
For shame.

whatever "mr 1,176-i am one with the computer."

i ate super greasy pizza and now my stomach is mad at me

Ugh, been there, done that.
And right now I'm unemployed (although I'm in China or Vietnam in 4 weeks and counting:D ), in a small town. What else am I suppose to do?:confused: And most of my posts have been in the last month, since I didn't have classes or anything else to occupy my time.

Well with the mood I am in all I have to say is I WIN and that is that lol I WIN I WIN I WIN and

:D:D:D:D

I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

hehehehehehehe

Haha!
You lose, because I win.
So there.

umm well i posted again so that means i win

I am the winner once more. Again I am in my rightful place. At the head of the pack. On the throne. The crown is in my grasp. The world will rejoice. Everything is in its proper order.
I'm going to shut up now and finish washing dishes.
I win.

Well I win and anyways here is where i say goodnight to ya all lol

so yeah nite and hae fun with the dishes, don;t break any of them lol bye :D:D

i am the winner of all

Until I return, wordwizard.
Torana no dishes were broken. Of course I'll need to put them away later, so who knows what will happen then.

I win.

i have returned and whalla - i win

And now you lose.
Wheeeeeee! I like winning.

we all like winning that is why we are here. on that note...I win

And now I do. Ya for me.

arg this forum is getting slow. We need to boost it up with something special. any ideas?

Free strip teases.
I'm willing to go first.
<Turns on sexy music.>

ack! let me film this for americas funniest videos -i win

ummm EEEP!!!!

<runs for the nearest gun cabinet>

I win

Well if you're going to get violent about it, you can go first Torana.

Ahhhh what? What do you mean first?

<Looks for nearest weapon for self defence>

Sheesh some people are just so up tight. I guess I'll have to turn the sexy music off now.
<Turns off sexy music. Goes and pouts in the corner.>

<sighs in relief>
well I um errr yeah

<turns on AC/DC> see now that is what I call real music hahaha

<Rupture my own eardrums in self defence.>
Blessed, blessed silence.

Some people just don't know what true music is all about

<switches over to System of a down>

ahhh music for the soul, so relaxing lol
well have fun winning Domoviye I gots to go bye bye <waves and then leaves>

Juiceman: Eh. Juice!
Juiceman#2: Juice?
Juiceman:SALMONELLA JUICE.
Juiceman#2: NO WAY!
Juiceman: As way as ye ANUS.
Juiceman#2: Oh. I like peanuts too.

Trolls are a pain in the arse. Geez, imagine hot curry and ten fold it... <grins evilly> oh and I so totally win.... nutters...... :D :D :D

Juiceman: Hey banana?
Juiceman#2: Is it though?
Juiceman: I said apple.
Juiceman#2:....are bananas apples though?
Juiceman: SCREW CAPITALISM!
Juiceman#2: Is capitalism apples though?

I think we should shut this thread down. NOW!

I win I win.

And now I win. I am the winner. And you people aren't.

Dream on! You can ever win because I already took the throne.

Who needs the throne? I have the pretty red button that comes with winning.

<Strokes the pretty red button.>

This thread aggrivates me and I've not even been a part of it until now. D=

<Pushes the pretty red button to send the interloper away.>
Why are those red lights flashing, and who keeps saying "Danger, danger, run for your lives"?

Interloper? >.>

*Everything turns slow motion as everyone starts to 'run for their lives.'*

Your new here. So of course your an interloper.
<Runs away screaming, after the explanation. Forgets the door is a pull door and runs into it. Repeatedly.>

I feel marignally offended but can't help laughing at the thought of you running into a door over and over in slow motion. D=

Please don't be offended by anything on this thread. This is were you release that little voice that keeps telling you to jump up and down howling like a monkey in a crowded elevator, and throw your poop at people.
After many unpleasant incidents, I finally found the proper place to release it. And if I promise to behave they may allow me back to the elevator museum in the next five years.

xD If they ever let you back, I'd love to come along! ^^ My inner monkey needs some form of release!

I'm not offended now I have found someone who has an inner monkey. ^^

YAY!!!!
And I win again.

Again? D=

And again, I am the winner. :D

im tired tired tired. im a tired winner though hah

I should be going to bed, because I'm sick and tired. But I'll be up for a while yet.
Three cheers for stubborn stupidity!!!

HOLY MOOSETIT! My ARMPITS are ON FIRE!
I BETTER QUENCH IT WITH THE WATER FROM THAT BUCKET!

-steals bucket from its original place-

AHHHH! THIS BUCKET IS FULL OF SOILY MEXICANS!

Soily Mexican: Oy! Tacos and your mom!

It's my time to shine.

I'll be damned if i join in this lunacy

Now I know it's Renos Babe. I was a bit worried yesterday when you didn't visit the games.

hehe, nothing can keep me away from these, long time no see lol.

did you see that?

Good morning.

hellooooooooo Domoviye so good of you to join us FINALLY....................

Some of us live in sensible time zones and had to sleep.
So :p

va va voom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TH14

I win.

And an April Fools joke.

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bahahaha nice comic

Yeah. The pure nonsense of it is why I love the series so much.

ya its all pretty random-
happy fools day -ya fool

aprils fools day :( doy

So is English your fifth or sixth language?

hahahaha burn on me. I am only fluent in one language and thats "idiot"

I understand.
I'm just glad my first language is sarcasm. ;)

hahaha bahhh this week is going to be hell. my guy has to go away to school for a week for some certificate and booo im home alone....This is when monsters seem real hahaah

That sucks.
Ah well at least you have this forum and all its sarcasm, nonsense, and insanity.
And on that note, I'm taking a nap. Colds suck.

hava good sleep
doo deee dooo-now im REALLY bored

Then go read my stories "Santa Claus vs. The Zombies", and "The Long Walk". They'll both have you in tears.

Ok, now I'm going to take my nap.

While you're napping I sneak in an win. Happy april fools day. I bet it's your favorite day after all it's so like you ;)

I WIN

<sorry too tired to think anymore>

Actually today has been very calm, collected and straightforward. No goofiness.
The weirdest thing I did involved making home made cat food.
Anyways I win.

how do you make homemade cat food

Liver, oil, fish, breadcrumbs, one egg, and one or two other things.
Cook the oil, fish and liver together. Grind up the bad smelling mixture with the egg. Add breadcrumbs, and a few spices. Mix well, make into little patties and cook at 450 f. for 8 minutes.
Theres another one with rice, but I didn't help make that one.

Only one of the three cats liked the first one. So it wasn't a complete disaster, but we won't make it again. We only made it because my Mom is getting worried about all the pet food recalls. Fortunately we use one of the brands not listed. So its not like we desperately need to come up with new food for the cats.

that's intersting, I don't think our cats would eat it though, (they're too picky).

Most cats are.
My three cats have been eating the same stuff for at least two years now, so they don't want any change. Especially if it isn't the dry cat food they're used to.

I can't even get my cats to eat tuna fish if there's wormer in it. lol

My oldest is the same way. When she used to travel with us for more than an hour, we'd have to throw the Gravol down her throat and hold her mouth shut until she stopped trying to spit it up.

Half the time my youngest one throws up her wormer (how annoying). Cat's are just weird!

Yeah they are. But thats why I love them. They match my personality. And they're easier to cuddle than dogs.

Ready? My dog is a lot easier to cuddle then my cats. But he's a little dog.

Fair enough. Some dogs may be easy to cuddle. But on average cats beat dogs in that area.

I can't believe I was having a normal talk about cats with you. Where's my head today?

The after affects of Aprils Fool Day I suppose.

haha nice cat talk.i like cats better. I have adog and he is a jerk

I love wolves end of story

I'll take a jaguar, over wolves.
Although I would like a Cheetah, they can be trained like dogs and are really good for hunting.

so are wolves plus they look cool. hehehehe.

Cheetahs are faster. And I like felines a lot more than canines.

pfft canines kick butt, and plus, wolves can run for longer then cheeters.

well I have nothing constructive to say to any of that so i will just say i win

i like ice cream

all of them lol
but especially chocolate ice cream <I am a chocoholic :D>

I prefer butterscotch ice cream with chocolate sauce.

mmmmmmmm ice cream

chocolate

butterscotch

foooooooooood mmmmmmmmmmmm

lol :D:D:D:D I like food

Suppertime is Yay time.

MY shoes are YOUR shoes.

ahhh yes very true but I eat non stop all day long....I love food.....lol

I like having three square meals a day. The eating all day doesn't help me fit into my pants.

hahah you guys are crazy. I am also a lover of food. i win

Well it don't help me much either, I still have to wear a belt to keep them up lol

I have to go do some work now. Keep my crown warm for me please.

lol work shmerk....im supposed to be doing stuff too-im just a procrastinator

....

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>.>

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ohhh i understand now.
that means you forfeit-and i win...well thank you

aaaahhhhhhhh no

Where is the witty repartee, the funny comebacks, the battle of the witless?
Your all boring so I'm going to go do some work. (Finally)

oh it must have meant i better get going because i have way to much to do today haha

byebye

well glad to see that you have finally given up...both of you....

mwahahahahahahaaaaaaa I finally succeed and take the title as the WINNER
I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

AND YOU ALL LOSE HAHAHAHA

winner is I

boo who cares-i win-plus pretty sure i read earlier that your grammar was being made fun of.
wait....what does that make of my grammar abilities then.....yeep

You are all delusional.
I win for two reasons. First, I am the last person to reply. Second, my grammar, spelling, and enunciation is superior to all of you.
Thus I win.

And I have a cat.

If it's in your hat, what does it use for kitty litter? I hope you shower a lot.:D

Well than whats the point of having a cat in the hat, if you don't wear the hat? How will you ambush your enemies with your secret cat weapon?

hi -I win

Hello again.
I win now.

domo you have found a new crazy friend. gee i thought iw as the only one.....another notch on the bed post for heartbreak.

Woot!
HEARTBREAK RULES!

You aren't crazier than me. If you were, you'd be in an asylum.
Unless you are in an asylum, in which case I'm very sorry.

Nope. It has to have the white coated attendants, straight jackets, drugs, and people screaming about the one eyed, ten foot tall, purple, people eater, closet monster.
Sorry.

I like cookies and chocolate milk.

I like french toast and maple syrup, with milk to wash it down.

I like public roasts.

Only if you see them as objects put their for your own satisfaction. (very loose definition)
I think my brain has overloaded. I'm not being nearly as sarcastic or imaginative as I usually am.
Oh well, I win, Sucka's

Wow we need lives.

Hey! I have the crown. So I don't care what you say. I got the crown.

Ah yes the great crown of Sadness. Makes everyone around me miserable and sad, so they are easier to rule, as I feast on their joy and laugh at their misery.

I win.

So your immune boohoo. You'll have to take the crown and the throne from my cold, dead fingers. Or at least wait until I go to sleep tonight, need to go to the bathroom, eat supper, clean up after supper, talk to my nephew, e-mail people. But aside from those times you'll have to pry victory from my cold dead fingers.

Who needs the crown? I win without it lol

Just make sure you get me good, MY VENGEANCE MAKES THE VERY GROUND TREMBLE.
Its actually very similar to what happens after I have bad fast food.

I'm not scared of the little gas. I have to put up with it every day my brother's around.
I win

Yes. SO FEAR ME!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't fear you

HAHA I have defeated one of my opponents. Now onto WhiteRider.
As soon as I'm done talking to my nephew.

Come on I fear nothing exspecally not crazy, mindless foolish, weird you.

Oh. Well, could I possibly weird you out, or something?

No, my brothers are so weird I totally desensitized to weird things.

So I guess this comes down to a war of attrition.

Yep, pretty much:D :D :D

On second thought I have things to do but that's don't mean you win I'll be back.

Well I just finished supper, so I thought I'd make sure all the riffraff is staying off of my throne.
I hate having to order the help to clean mud stains off the upholstery.

And WhiteRider, I eagerly await your return.

well Domoviye I am afraid you lose once again cause THE CROWN IS MINE FOOL

mwahahahaha

You may knock me down, but I will always rise again.
:p

i get knocked down, but i get up again-ya aint never gonna keep me down

Does anyone actually know the words to that song? I do the chorus, more or less, and then hum the rest! Oh and I have already one this so you guys keep going for second place. Maybe I'll be nice and give you an easter egg. Or cookie. Whichever you prefer.

Its a song?
Never heard of it.
I'd like a cookie please.

no the cookies are al gone now only chocolate remains and it is all mine so go away you can't have any.

I WIN

Victory

YAY <jumps with excitement>

I'm back too now......

LOL.
You still lost.

Yeah like hell.

Well you both lose cause I win so there

no we established that you lost

Oh Spare me this mockery.

ok well I will so yer

lol.

hahahaha I win again

No you really don't

Yes I really do see i win

And you prize. Oh sorry you lost again didn't you.

no i just won again and you lost

prize now goes to me.

no no and no

i win so go away

Please......:D:D:D:D