I win, or do I? Reply and you can take my title potential of "winner!"

Give me my trophy! As winner of the title, I henceforth retire as champion. All you future champions will win, but only in the shadow of my legend. You will always be number two.

As future winner, I use my newly acquired prestige to force you out of retirement, sucka! haha.

-Resident Mexican.

Oh please, spare me.

omgwtflolomgandothervariousabbreviations

??????

This seems like an incredibly productive thread to post in.

Agreed. . .

Oops.

Again.

um DUH??????

A pyramidal frustum is a frustum made by chopping the top off a pyramid. It is a special case of a prismatoid. Let be the slant height, the height, the bottom base perimeter, the top base perimeter, the bottom area, and the top area. Then the surface area (of the sides) and volume of a pyramidal frustum are given by

(1)
(2)

The geometric centroid of a right pyramidal frustum occurs at a height

(3)

above the bottom base (Harris and Stocker 1998).

The bases of a right -gonal frustum are regular polygons of side lengths and with circumradii

(4)

where is the side length, so the diagonal connecting corresponding vertices on top and bottom has length

(5)

and the edge length is

(6)
(7)

The triangular () and square () right pyramidal frustums therefore have side surface areas

(8)
(9)

The area of a regular -gon is

(10)

so the volumes of these frustums are

X I win

Last poser symposium.

NO!!!!! I am beaten, hotpsych has the last.... wait a minute...

No, serious. I have all sorts of cool disorders. Somedays I wind up in a fugue and go to southern california where I have crazy sex with a failed actress gone prostitute. Post after me, I dare you!

I don't.

Now now.. bow everyone!

Like you can beat me! I have the tenacity of ten men.

Did you know...........?

Get off my thread, punk!

THE HUSBAND STORE


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the Instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. ..
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go
up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" She exclaims, "I
can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!









~Raven.


And I so win with style. lol
Ah I'm a mod I'll just lock this thread then I win because mine will be the last reply.
lol
Just kidding.

But I still win.

I take the crown for now. :)

You just lost that Crown

Only while I bent forwards to inspect my shoe. I've picked it up again.

Yes well You just lost it again. muahahahahaha

What an evil game this. Well not right now but in a couple of minutes or so.

LOL
Only because I keep winning
LMAO

I say we cull the Hull.

Only joking :p

LMAO

C'mon you know Victory is Mine. lol

I'm sorry but you forgot to add one little word in your sentence:

C'mon you know Victory is NOT Mine.

You are of course correct.
Victory is not your's. :)

Oh, but you see I was referring to your sentence. My sentence goes as follows:

I will win.

Yeah
Well I'm Batman. :)

Golly, you're such a "joker" (AHAHAHA comic gold)

Oh Ouch my sides have ripped me open.
Riddle out of this. I win

You are a riddle, spend some time solving that one before you next reply. I can't lose now.

But you just did.

What? Don't confuse me.

As the night becomes Dark And the day becomes old I still have Victory.

Maybe in your head but in reality this post is the last.

Was :)

Ha. I hate a smug smile. :)

Well Get used to mine.
Mua hahahahahahahah
Mua hahahahahahahah

Ok, I shall, yet I can't see you so I don't have to. I can deal with these babies.

:) :) :) :)

I win

Back in the game.

No your not

I am now, seeing as you're offline probably sleeping. Go time zones!

Yeah well I guess its now your sleep time.
As I quote you.
Go time zones!

Still awake working on a novel so HA!

Well guess what. lol
So am I
I'll be back later to claim my crown.

For now I'll lavish myself in victory.

And a short Victory it was.

Not as short as yours.

ha
I regain the crown
You have no passed on the matrix to me.
I thank you.

And I thank you.

Damnit I'm tired. Till next time.

Ha
I win the crown belongs on my head

Unluckily for you I decided to pursue a little longer into the night to near the end of this lengthy chapter so I have time to post one more time. Oh ... you're not online. WAH! I win.

Oh but you lose once again.

May I take this Oportunity to thank you for giving in so easily.
And been a pretty good loser.

Well you're the loser now.

You may all bow down to me now. The true winner.

Yes, the true winner of nothing. ;)

LOL
For a prize of nothing you sure race to retrieve it. lmao

Yet once more you lose the game.

I salute you for you efforts at a small Victory.

You seem more intent than me though.

Ah But you just keep on adding.
Makes you as bad as I.
LOL

Still I win though

Your all fools because once I hear your petty screams I shall post again AND YOU SHALL POST NO MORE!!!!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Now where have you heard a better evil laugh!)

To be honest, I didn't actually hear your laugh as you wrote it down.

And now I am winning.

I win.

Well I think that I should win as it is the first time I posted here. SO THERE


I WIN

MERE MORTAL!


I win.

No I Win

:eek:

Mr B that scared the crap out of me.

What's scary is that I can be that loud in real life.

Surrender and fall on your sword. I win.

I WILL NEVER SURRENDER

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

i win ok accept defeet

i win ok accept defeet

Defeet? No thanks, I have two feet of my own.

I win!

no you don't ok accept it

now that i am playing the game

I WILL WIN!!! :):):):)

Doubtful. My skills in winning are extensive.

oh and I enjoy a good battle too. I will never give in unless my computer dies.

Well then I guess it's a good thing my laptop is pretty new.

meh
i win

biatches

<33

no i win ok people i win

You forget.
Me.
Muahahahahahaha
I salute you all for keeping my crown warm and may I take this oportunity to say
I win.

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No

I Win Ok

You don't
I win

I SO DON"T THINK SO

I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

and I won't give up either lol

Well it's no wonder you both have so many posts. :p

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. I win!

But then the fourth enters and say these motal words.
I Win.
You Lose
Yet You were kind to keep my crown warm.
And now I salute you as I say ha ha.
Victory Is claimed.

I win :D

look people it is useless


give up let a lady win




i win damn it

Naaa
I like to win.

Well, Ive decided that everyone should stop posting cause its impossible to win!
*clears throat*
And If anyone gives me any backchatting then it will be a big heavy backhand to them BY THE WINNER OF THIS GAME.

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyah!!!

I win

Sorry.
No.

I WIN DAMN YOU I WIN

Only if you lock the thread.

HAH!

Only if you lock the thread.

HAH!

:mad: I WIN OK :mad:


TEE HEE:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:p
Never

I win. :cool:

I WILL ALWAY WIN




LET ME WIN I AM A LADY AFTER ALL


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

But then that defeats equality and besides
You can aonly keep my crown warm.

I win

The Raven has returned to challenge me once more. But this time it's all mine.

I Don't Think So

I Have Not Thrown The Towel In Yet

I Will Never Give In


Never

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Go fight the good fight soemwhere else. :p I win.

This is a great thread. Anyone who replies here is unintentionally lapping up posts like a cat to milk.

Of course! The only purpose of this thread is to artificially inflate post count.

I WILL ALWAY WIN




LET ME WIN I AM A LADY AFTER ALL


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:eek: :eek: :eek:

Sorry I believe in complete equality. You gotta earn your victory. :D

Well I am not going to give in so there.

I WIN :)

There is a misspelling in your sig.





I win.

:D :D I win again!:D :D

NOPE!!!!!

cause i win

Once more, I'm in my rightful place.

not for long :):):)

. . . .

Whatever.

i am winning again yay for me


lmao

Then again, maybe not.... whatever

I win! I win! I win! I win! I win! I win! I win!

No You Don't

Ok I don't win.



Or do I?

No, you poor person.

You dont win, because there can only be one winner....

AND ITS ME!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations.... whatever.

I came from retirement to see if I can take down the champ. Turns out it wasn't too hard. I retire again, with two indisputed, unchallenged wins. I am the true champion.

But you can try to come close, if you want.

Next time stay in your rocker. It's safer there.

I retired dag nabbit

Then stay there. :p

Maybe you should join Fantasy Of You in that retirement for I will not let you win.

I will always be the reigning champion.

But only for two hours.

I'm sorry I think I posted in the wrong thread... or did I??? :D

Next person to post gets AIDS.

*WINNER*

*Holds up a karma mirror* Oops, sorry, you're the one that's going to get AIDS.

What a horrible thing to wish on anyone. I mean, that's just callous.

Apparently not callous enough. He didn't win.

Yeah. Me the big winner, I would like to thank my friends..... SUCKERS!!!!! :D

YOU HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

And you have no trophy.

THERE'S A TROPHY!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

And the winner is...

Me?:confused:

:D

No, 'tis me!:D

YOU HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Very funny you meanie!!! :] hey,guess that makes me the winner!!! hahahahaha!

What can I say, I aim to displease.

HAHA - what a funny post. I'm guessing it will continue to be so for some time.............................................. .................................................. ..........................next!

Next what?

Next Winner? Because if it is "next winner", well that would be me. :p

or not...... :D

The next person to reply will be hit by a truck.

Too late. That already happened, and I have the broken neck to prove it.

I don't think I can beat that reply.
So I'll just win.

Dammit. Wish i was a mod.

Yeah... cheaters!!! :D :D .... just kidding... please don;t hunt me down!

No witty comments this time. I win.

hey..... im the winner ????

NEVER!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

Always!!!!!! Mwhahahahhaha!

NNNNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won!? This is so unexpected. I didn't even have time to prepare a speech. I just want to thank everyone in the immediate vicinity for no real reason other than having someone to thank.
Thank you!
Jennifer-WINNER

Me Wanna Win!!! Wwwwhhhhhaaaaa!!!!!

sorry chaps i gota yank this prize from yah governas.

Pitty i'm a chick so you aint gonna yank anything from me! Mwahahahahhaa!

^ But I am!

You may "roar your terrible roars and gnash your terrible teeth" but I win! Now let the wild rumpus dance begin!

zb

Stand aside all you pretenders to the crown. It is MINE!

um.........I win???

um.......... no?! mwahahahhaha!

The crown looks good on me.

Well at least you kept it warm while I slept. But I'll be taking my crown back now.
Thank you

-snickers-

Hah, dullards. None suspected an invisible chain I locked onto the crown. When you bent over to rest I steal it oncemore!

Hoorah hoorah praise to me! None shall steal my rightful royalty.

Winner!

Don't kid me. You took a fraud.

I still have it!

Ha! You wish.
Silence.

I win.

Please don't attempt.

I took the crown back before you even started thinking you won.

<Puts away chain cutters>
I believe I'll be taking the crown back now. And no more invisible chains for you.

Pfffft!

When you were still an unicellular organism, I had fastened an invisible string around the invisible chains in such a fashion that in the situation that the chains be cut, the invisible string would tug an invisible alarm that would alert some invisable armadillos which, before I even finished explaining the mechanics of the brilliant invisible trap, had stolen the crown back!

Where's your solution now?

Armadillos vs. 30-06 high powered rifle, with infrared scope, and an experienced shooter.
Problem solved.

Do you hate yourself for being so dim?

I had stashed the real crown ages ago.

The race is not always to the swift.

Not always, but pretty likely.

Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

Ka-Boom.

Wasabi!

I need a new hobby.

I don't. Wadda ya know? I win!

Don't cry for me, argentina.

For in truth I never left you.

I am Bartimaeus! I am Sakhr al-Jinni! I am N'gorso the Mighty and the Serpent of Silver Plumes...

Yeah? i still win.

Nah.

L
O
L

Kinda sad, aren't we?

You're sad...I'm the winner!

<Does the Happy Happy Dance, the new and improved version of the old Happy Dance.>

Winner Victorious

You are absolutely correct. I am the winner and I am victorious.:D

well I am now below you witch clearly states
I'm the WINNER

Is that right?

Probably not.

If I am the winner what do I win?

Gloating rights.

Example:

I WIN SUCKERS! ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

Hey thanks for helping me write my lines.

SUCKERS ALL BOW DOWN!!!


(don't get your dirrrty thoughts, boys)

Look at me!!!! On the top....I got game!!! Nobody better then me!!

I totally just snuffed your fire by writing this. Looks like you are on the bottom now sucker.

Ha not now buddy!!! Open your eyes and see!!

Ahem. I am once again in the lead.
You may all go away now.

Not any more buddy!!!!! I am Superior~~~~

Superior at sucking maybe. :p

No, Just SUPERIOR!!!

tra la la la la........being on the top feels great-whoa wait....dont take that the wrong way.

Is this a private party or can anyone join in? :)

Isn't it the bottom :S lol

HAIL ME LOSERS!


Fall and bow, repent repent, the usual fare, you know, and perhaps I won't smite you.

Can I be the winner again? Please, I promise not to gloat, or say how superior I am to all you little pion's, or anything mean like that.
Is that ok?

Hah i am on to you. That sweet innocent act is not going to deter me from my goals of being the winner.

I can do this forever!!!! IM the WINNER and you will see in the future my greatness!!

I can not only go on forever but for infinity.
Suckers!:p

HA!!!
Now I'm even beating myself to perfection.

HMMMMM ...... U should just stop tryin

Why?

Cuz im a winner

Since when?

Right now

When?
Now?
I don't think so.
Yeah you definitely aren't the winner right now.
Maybe tomorrow you can be the winner.

naw.....right now

Technically today is tomorrow. So I was right.
HA HA!:)

Woo. I can see my house from here.

Dang all I can see is my cat.

I'm walkin' on sunshine~

This feels great!!! Being a Winner FINALLY!!!

So great a feeling, yet so fleeting.

Que sad violins*
my dog got ran over, i broke a leg, my baby lamb is crying. my granmother has fallin ill, and I have never won anything before....please dont respond to this. I would love to win.
p.s. im an orphan who was beaten and had no food to eat and im a mute......who has no hair becasue it wont grow........noone can tell me why because im deaf.......

Well I'm sorry little pitiful orphan, but I'm going to throw you off the mountain now.
Cheers

Ha..... I Declare Victory!!!

And again!!!! IM victorious and Will be forever!!

naw thats not me..... i say, IM a weener!!!

i cant tell if im winning or not...because im blind and deaf...and an ophan.....how was that not funny enough to keep me in the lead...

I'm a humourless ogre. What else do you expect?

I expect to win.

Hey, but I already did!

Be scorned by my laugh, ogre. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha.

Fail.

You're right.

I fail to fail.

And I simply succeed.

Until you're overtaken.

Overtaken by ME!! Winner...ALAS

never gonna give up-im a champ

naw.....cmon you know its me

nothing but time

Very true.

buying a new(not brand new) car today

I won!

nope you didnt

nope you didnt

I did now :cool:

After a short, very short absence, I once more overtake the pack and declare myself the winner.
:D

We have sad sad lives to want this win...that will never be won....yet i still cant give up