Animalia

[CDRW]

You know the picture book where it goes through the alphabet and shows an animal limerick for each letter? Let's make our own.

A

Alas, Addled Apaloosas are Advancing Amorously!

[marina]

{not sure if doing it right}

B

Brown bears behaved brashly, befitting barbaric beasts

[CDRW]

Absolutely right.

Capering Cuttlefish Cut Cardboard Cats

[marina]

D

Daffy Dogs Dismember Deadbeat Dads Daintily

[Lydia]

Enormous Elephants Eat Evil Eggs Earnestly.

[CDRW]

F

Four Flippity Flappity Frumpy Female Fish Fight For Flying French Fries.

[Carmina]

Great gorillas graciously greet gallant green guests

[CDRW]

Haunted Hounds Hotly Herd Harpies.

[Carmina]

ingenious ibis irritably irrigate irregular irises

[CDRW]

Jumping Joey's Joyfully Jitterbug.

[Carmina]

kinetic kangaroos kick kind kindergarteners

[marina]

Lately, lolling llamas lunch lazily.

[Carmina]

marauding martins munch many macaroons

[alice]

Nosediving newts navigate near narnia.

[CDRW]

Opaline Ocelots Oppress Ornery Ospreys.

[Carmina]

prickly porcupines perpetually pick persistent poppies

[alice]

Quirky quails quickly quieten.

[Carmina]

Rabid rabbits repeatedly ravage revengeful rhododendrons

[von Pook]

Sneaky Salmon slowly steal Salsa shoes

[CDRW]

Timid tit-mouses tap tan tom toms.

[alice]

Unctious unicorns upset ugly uncles.

[Carmina]

Voracious vipers visit vapid voles

[DragonGrim]

Woozy walrus waltzes when we watch

[von Pook]

Xerothermic xenophobic xanthareel x-rays x-rated X-factor xylophone

[sirhoot]

Yelping young yaks yodel youthfully!

[DragonGrim]

Zounds, zapping Zebras zoom zillions

[Carmina]

angry anacondas annoy anonymous aviaries.

[Cogito]

Bilious bloated babboons belch barfy breath.

[DragonGrim]

Caged Cougars cannot catch critter

[Carmina]

Dangerous dingoes dramatically disrespect domestic dogs

[Evelyanin]

Evil Enchanting Elastic Eagles Efficiently Earn Eleventy Eight Edible Eccentric Egyptian Electric Eels's Eggs Effortlessly.

[CharlieVer]

Five Fuzzy Fawns Frolic Frantically Finding Fundamentally Fine Ferns From Fluffy Forest Floor

[Carmina]

Gargantuan gators glide gracefully, grazing green grasslands

[CharlieVer]

Howling Hapless Hyenas Handle Hungry Horses Halfway House

[Carmina]

Jiggly jellyfish juggle juicy jellybeans jubilantly

[Cogito]

Killer kangaroos captured and caged at Kilimanjaro

[Carmina]

Languid lemurs lounge luxuriously, laughing loudly

[Cogito]

Moping marmosets mainly mingle mutely

[Carmina]

Nine Newfoundlands narrowly navigate never-ending night

[CharlieVer]

Oh, Our Otters Own Ontario Owls

[Carmina]

Precious porpoises proffer potential parliamentary penguins

[CharlieVer]

Quantifiable quaint Quail quills quenched quale quiff

[Kas]

Raucous raptors roared raunchy ribald ridicule.

[Carmina]

Soaring sparrows softly sing surprisingly somnolent songs

[CharlieVer]

Toppling trees, twelve turtles tried to turn twice

[Carmina]

Ululating unicorns utilize unique Uruguayan underwear

[CharlieVer]

Various virtuous violated vixens vicariously vied

[IgneousFeline]

Witty wombats whisper wicked witticisms willfully

[Carmina]

"Yikes" yelled your youthful yellow-jackets

[CharlieVer]

"Zounds!" zapped zany, zealous zoo zebras

[Carmina]

Are any anacondas announcing anarchy appropriately and absolutely?

[CharlieVer]

Best bite Bangor's big buttered Bison before Batman's bistro ball.

[Carmina]

Cravat clothed camels clumbsily cut cucumbers,

[CharlieVer]

Drowsy, Donald Duck dumbly drove Daisy Duck down Doffinger's Drive.

[pinelopikappa]

Energetic emo emus enamorate emotional elephants.

[CharlieVer]

Frog families flock further for flogging.

[Cogito]

Gigantic giraffes jealously jump and jeer.

[CharlieVer]

Gigantic giraffes jealously jump and jeer.

(Isn't the G and J mixture cheating? Okay, I won't tell... they have the alliteration sound so that's probably okay.)

(When "H" is up, I refuse to refer to Hungry Hippos, no matter how tempting it is.)

Hairy, hot, haggard hippopotamuses hurried hastily, holding hands.

[Cogito]

(Hippos Have Hands?)

Ignorant itchy iguanas insult imperturbable ichthyosaurs

[CharlieVer]

(Hippos Have Hands?)

If Iguanas Insult, I Imagine...
Hell, Hot Hairy Hippos Have Horribly Hard Hands!

and...

Jovial jackals jump, jumbling Jupiter's jaunt.

[ChimmyBear]

Tina's tuba trumped Tom's trembling trombone.

[CharlieVer]

Tina's tuba trumped Tom's trembling trombone.

Chimmy, you're playing off my signature line... We're on K. :)

[ChimmyBear]

Chimmy, you're playing off my signature line... We're on K. :)

hehehe....I see...:redface::p hahaha...I see.

Kangaroos kidnap keepsake karaoke Keeshonds. How's that? :P ;)

[CharlieVer]

hehehe....I see...:redface::p hahaha...I see.

Kangaroos kidnap keepsake karaoke Keeshonds. How's that? :P ;)

Kool.

(I changed my sig font to avoid confusion next time.)

I'll do "L", this one is for Smallville fans:


Losing Lana's love, Lex Luthor let Lionell's lions lavish Lana Lana.


Added extra note, as if anyone actually cares about Superman history:

Superman fans know about Lois Lane and Lex Luthor, of course, and Lana Lang, who is not only from Smallville but also goes back to the early Superboy comics. Smallville fans of course know about Lex's father Lionell, but there were actually other L.L. characters in Superman comics history, including a mermaid Superman met in the 1950s named Lori Lemoris! Other Superman L.L.'s include: Lucy Lane (Lois's sister), Linda Lee (the original Supergirl's secret identity), and a number of others!

[Carmina]

Mangy marmosets mangle modern mammoths maniacally

[CharlieVer]

Nasty Nighthawks Nose Ninety-Nine Needles Northward.

[Carmina]

opulent opossums obtusely objectify oppressed orangutans

[CharlieVer]

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled...

Nah, let me start over....

Pudgy purple porcupines preened playfully.

[CDRW]

Quizzical quintessential quails quietly quailed.

[WhispWillow]

Quizzical quintessential quails quietly quailed.

That has a nice ring to it :D

Lonely Llammas looked longingly

[Carmina]

Mercurial mongooses manage militant moose

[CharlieVer]

Nasty nighthawks nip nearly ninety necks.

[marina]

Octogenarian owls opined on online obituaries.

[Wreybies]

Punctilious periwinkles pick precise portfolios perchance posh pomegranates prolong pickling.

[Spree]

Queen Qiarra quietly quilted quintessential quilts.

[Carmina]

Pugnacious Patty Penguin proudly procured pickled porpoise