I would be upset, but nothing more! I'd try and jam the wonderfulness of them in their heads :p

What would you do if one day you got a call from a little girl, who said she was your daughter and wanted to come meet you?

I'd be really confused and pretty sure I'd be aware if I had a kid - so I'd think she had the wrong person.

what would you do if someone you didn't know appeared to be really angry with you?

If I thought I might want to get to know them, I'd confront them. If they didn't seem to matter to me, I'd ignore it completely.

What would you do if you could be in two places at once?

I would be in the two most b e a-utiful places I could find at the same time xD

what would you do if Santa Claus actually turned out to be real, and asked you to become an elf?

Accept! Then make a strike, free labor?!!? :eek:

What would you do if all coffee in the entire world, disappeared?

Miss the smell... but nothing more (coffee - yuck!)

*p.s - I think someone has a coffee craving :p*

What would you do if you were cornered by a massive (as in mamoth) spider?

Hope it wasn't poisoness and keep it in a box until I could find out what it was. I love insects!

(No coffee craving :p Just a huge cup of it next to me.)

What would you do if that spider you found, happened to be the one and only of its kind?

donate it to a trusted scientist who'd know what to do with it better than I would.

What would you do if you saw a 20 dollar bill in the trashcan, but it was covered in garbage?

donate it to a trusted scientist who'd know what to do with it better than I would.

What would you do if you saw a 20 dollar bill in the trashcan, but it was covered in garbage?

Mmmmm, depends. Are we talking slime here?

yup.

Yeah, I'd still take it. I'd take it and wash it, then spend it.


What would you do if a bald midget offered you $3,000 for sex?

Sorry, not a whore! I'd show him where to go.

What would /you/ do?

I'd witness to him. :)

What would you do if a magical mushroom offered to grant you three wishes?

I'd eat it. That's what you have to do to get the wishes in the first place, right? I mean, they don't call them magic mushrooms for nothing! LOL!

What would you do if your best friend was sleeping with your spouse and you came home, went upstairs, opened the bedroom door, and saw the two of them getting it on?

Would you attack one or both of them? Or just yell until one or both of them left?

I'd **** them both up. Cheating is like one of my highest peeves. They would have to hold me off with chains.

Same question.

I'd **** them both up. Cheating is like one of my highest peeves. They would have to hold me off with chains.

Same question.

We'd both be in the holding tank of the local jail then, 'cuz I'd throw my man's b!^%# out the window, chase his a$$ down the street, HURT HIM REAL BAD, then wait for the cops to come and arrest me.

And through all that, I wouldn't even care about how much the whole ordeal had cost me.

What would you do if your cat suddenly died and your dog--who had been very close to your cat--became so depressed that he or she wouldn't eat or drink?

I would die of sadness with him and take him to the vet.

Same question!

I would die of sadness with him and take him to the vet.

Same question!


Wait! You can't have both.

You have to either die of sadness with him or take him to the vet (they'll give him fluids and he'll probably survive, although he'll still be miserable and depressed for the rest of his life--That cat meant EVERYTHING to him.)

I would use the evil wish game to make him happy.

What would you do if all the wishes in the evil wish game were actually granted?

Be afraid O.o

What would you do if you were followed by an invisible jackrabbit that pinched your ass everytime you turned around?

smash it with a hammer.

What would you do if someone asked you to correograph a ballet to Queen songs?

Q: "What would you do if you were followed by an invisible jackrabbit that pinched your ass everytime you turned around?"

I'd use my supernatural powers to make him visible, first. Then I'd shoot him in the head, skin him, and eat him.


'Cuz let's face it, fresh meat is finger-lickin' good!


What would you do if some strange animal kept digging holes in your yard at night, yet all attempts to run it off proved futile? Would you:

A. call a company to exterminate it,

B. buy a trap so you could capture and relocate it,

or C. pop a cap in its a$$ one fine evening as you waited in the shadows of your front porch (still pi$$ed about all the dang holes in your yard)?

None of the above. I'd put out chewing gum for it. Don't ask :p Family thing.

What would you do if your first crush came up to you and asked you out on a date?

Accept.

What would you do if your first crush stalked you for 7 or 8 years AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT?

And after all that time, you finally found out he'd been snooping through EVERYTHING in your personal life. He knew all the details, all the truths, all of everything...

Would you date him then? Would you put a bullet through him? Would you at least throw a cup of water in his face?

I'd get a restraining order after asking him many many questions. Stalkers don't deserve to know they bothered you.

What would you do if you couldn't sleep but you were exhausted?

Log on to the forums and post.

What would you do if you knew all your best friend's secrets?

Keep them secret and never tell a soul I knew other than my best friend. <I already do know all my best friends secrets and she knows all mine too...>

What would you do if the world blew up cause I couldn't get naymore coffee ever again?

I believe I would crawl out from the rubble clutching the last can that I had been hiding.

What would you do if you suddenly found $500?

do a happy dance. Then, tithe, put some in savings, and use the rest how I pleased.

What would you do if no one talked to you for a week?

Get a LOT of writing done.

Same question.

I'd get mad and kick some people.

What would you do if an apple made an offer, that if you let him eat your best friend, you would get 3 wishes with only one rule, that it couldn't pertain to your best friend?

do a happy dance. Then, tithe, put some in savings, and use the rest how I pleased.

What would you do if no one talked to you for a week?


Be a very happy camper. I need the solitude. I don't have it--not right now, anyway--but I still need it. I enjoy the quiet stillness of being alone. Not always, no. But it's important to have.


What would you do if you had the chance to exact revenge against someone who killed your child? Let's just say you could kill him and get away with it. Would you kill him? Or spare his life?

When children are involved, I would go psycho on him. ./kicks the killer

Same question!

I'd kill him even if I couldn't get away with it. Anyone kills my kid, they'd better be ready for a loaded gun in their face. You know what I mean?


What would you do if you were on vacation without your boyfriend / husband and you had the opportunity to cheat on him with a hot guy?

Not do it. This is the sanctity of marriage we're talking about here. Even if it was my boyfriend, I wouldn't give up a relationship for some fling.

What would you do if someone came up to you begging for forgiveness for something you didn't remember?

I'd tell them I forgave them to give them peace of mind.

What would you do if suddenly all electronics stopped working?

Be very afraid.


What would you do if your car broke down on a desolate road during a blizzard and a very creepy stranger happened to stop and ask you if you wanted a ride to town? He's probably the last person you'll see on the roadway before the full force of the storm hits and you know you'll probably die of hypothermia before it's all over and done with if you don't go with him. But his eyes tell you that he's a dangerous man and you wonder if you might die a more frightening death, should you take him up on his offer.

So...what would you do?

I would take the knife I always have with me and keep it close. I'm a big girl, if he makes a move on me I'll just stab the bastard.

Same question.

Well, I don't know. In my scenario you're totally defenseless. You have no weapons of any kind and you fear that he does.


So if it was me and I had no knife, but knew I faced death without the dangerous stranger, I'd still go with him. I'd probably try to find the closest thing to a knife as I could before I got into the stranger's car, but I'd still go.


What would you do if your best friend asked you to do something you didn't want to do? You're deeply opposed to doing what he or she his asking of you, but if you don't do it, your friendship will be lost forever...

I wouldn't do it. If they tried to make me, they weren't a real friend anyway. I don't compromise my values. Esspecially not for people like that.

What would you do if you were trapped in your bathroom with a large (wild) poisonous snake?

Stomp like there was no tomorrow.

What would you do if you met a real leprechaun?

be infatuated with his accent, and then go for some ice cream! After we became BFFs, I might ask if he can play some leprechauny tricks on certain people.

What would you do if you found a tray with a bowl of cereal and some nice orange juice in the middle of the sidewalk in New York City, and no one else even seemed to notice it?

Like most NY'ers keep on walking.

What would you do if you had to be a clown for a day?

Have a blast...

What would you do if you had to be a lion tamer for a day?

Be afraid, but try it out all the same.

What would you do if all the Earth's water supply became contaminated?

Stomp like there was no tomorrow.



Come now, Rumpole. Surely you wouldn't hurt a snake that wasn't trying to hurt you. Surely you'd choose to escape through the bathroom window first.

I'd be fine Bick, I don't drink water to begin with! I don't like water cuz fish screw in it! HA!

What would you do if some psycho was speeding and you didn't see him and pulled out in front of him and then he chased you and scared you and you were afraid to get out of you car!

I'd hide in my car and call the police.

What would you do if your teeth suddenly fell out?

what else could I do? freak out and get dentures. (except that I'd be bleeding like nobody's buisness)

What would you do if all of a sudden your toenails fell off?

Be really afraid and go to the doctor, obviously somethings wrong. Radioactivity? :eek:

What would you do if you woke up one morning and every sign you read was misspelled?

Be very thankful for the drugs I was taking. I might even consider selling the drugs after such a mind-blowing experience. JK, JK!!!!!!!!


What would you do if your husband came home one day and said, "Honey, I've been lying to you for a very long time now. I never really got that promotion I told you about. In reality, I got fired that day. And all the stuff we've been able to afford since then, well, we only have it because I've been moving large amounts of dope for the mafia. Please forgive me and say you won't leave me, honey! I love you!"

(He won't leave the dope-smuggling scheme, so your choices are two--forgive him and stay, or leave the love of your life and his life of crime.)

What would you do?

I'd begin to cry, like I only do when I'm utterly frustrated. I would need time to think it over but tonight I'm stressed and don't want to think about it.

What would you do if you kept getting things streight only to have a horrible history repeat itself?

I would just have to let it go since nothing can go perfectly no matter what you do.

What would you do if you weren't a good person in the past, but you were trying to change but people kept tossing the past back in your face?

Move. Away. Far away.

What would you do if you felt inspired but were too tired to lift a pencil?

At least write down the idea or jot something down. Then take a nap and wake up a few hours later to continue it.

What would you do if the cast from your favorite show came to your house for dinner?

Not answer the door. I didn't invite them and they have no right to show up.


What would you do if a man opened the passenger side door of your car while you were stopped, jumped in with a gun and shouted, "Drive!" Would you drive? Or bail out and hope that he didn't shoot you as you fled?

I would slam into the closest thing. I'd have a seatbelt and airbag, and he probably wouldn't have buckled up. He'd get the worse of the crash or at least be in shock long enough for me to call the cops.

What would you do if you kept having pain in various places - you wake up with it in your left calf, then have a headache but your calf is fine, then your knee hurts but your head is fine, etc?

i would take a crap load of excedrin, if that doesn't work bring on the mountain dew!!!

okay...what would you do if...i wasn't creative enough to think of a question to ask?

I'd not blame you.

What would you do if you were stuck in a closet in the Luxor?

haha-I'd be able to write in my head due to the blissful peace and quiet. I imagine that space to be quiet anyway.

What would you do if you were a full-fledged skeptic and saw a ghost hovering at the end of your bed?

if i was a full fledged skeptic i wouldn't beleive it.

what would you do if you had to choose between going to a nice tropical vacation for yourself or going to a remote dangerous place to save people which would you choose?

The first one. Unless those people would die unless I went there.

What would you do if gravity stopped working?

float.

What would you do if you were thrown off a boat in the middle of the ocean because of something you said?

Ponder why I had said it and hope the waves bring me somewhere safe. Though, I doubt I would make it.

You?

float. (just kidding) first I'd try to beg them to let me back on board. If that didn't work, I'd try to keep my head above the water.

What would you do if your keyboard stopped working?

if i was a full fledged skeptic i wouldn't beleive it.

what would you do if you had to choose between going to a nice tropical vacation for yourself or going to a remote dangerous place to save people which would you choose?


Assuming I had the skills to save lives, I'd cancel the vacation and go to the remote, dangerous place to save people. It's the right thing to do no matter what your plans may have been.


What would you do if you had to choose between living a dull, boring, yet safe life or living a thrilling, dangerous, unpredictable one?

float. (just kidding) first I'd try to beg them to let me back on board. If that didn't work, I'd try to keep my head above the water.

What would you do if your keyboard stopped working?



Turn off the computer and read a good book.



What would you do if your fingers stopped working?

I'd probably panic and get myself checked out.

You?

The same way I "solve" all my problems: cry like a baby :redface:

What would you do if a stranger challenged you to a Pokemon battle?

Look at him like he was a nut, and borrow my friends pokemon game because I'm basically pokemon retarded unless I'm playing his gameboy games xD

What would you do if pokemon were real?

Trip out.


What would you do if you were offered $1,000,000,000 to live in Antarctica for the next ten years?

I would reject. No thanks. xD

What would you do if everything your friends said was a dirty joke?

I'd think I had pretty kick ass friends!

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you couldn't remember who you were?

I would reject. No thanks. xD

What would you do if everything your friends said was a dirty joke?

It depends.

What sort of jokes are we talking about here?

Jokes that offend you, jokes told at the expense of someone you know, or just plain old jokes?

I'd think I had pretty kick ass friends!

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you couldn't remember who you were?



Leave.


What would you do if you had to choose between taking a hit off a joint or drinking a beer?

I'd drink the beer. There's no way I would jeopardize my family for nothing more than the munchies.

What would you do if you had no money and couldn't feed your kids?

I'd go to the local homeless shelter.


What would you do if your teen ran away? You know where she's at, but if you call the cops on her she's going to end up in juvenile detention.

She's on the dangerous side of town with a semi-dangerous teen, but you're relatively sure you can "get her back" without being shot, stabbed, or otherwise assaulted.

You'll also have to miss work to go and get her and this might cost you your job.


So...what would you do?

Go get my kid....Options don't exist.


What would you do if your adult son was drunk and wanted to be driven and dropped off in a questionable part of town?

I'd tell him to take the bus and leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep!

What would you do if your sig other just ate all the ICE CREAM?

Call him the pig that he was.

What would you do if there was just one piece of cake left and you really, really wanted to eat it, but knew your sig. other planned to eat it for breakfast the next morning?

Eat it anyway since he ate all the ice cream

What would you do if you accidently backed your car into another cars bumper and didn't leave any damage? Would you drive off or leave a note?

No damage = no note.

Why get sued for nothing?

What would you do if your house was burning down and your cat was inside. Would you go in after him (and risk your own life) or let the kitty burn?

I would like to think I'd do anything for my cats. I'm really super close to them. I'd hope I'd go back in that house for them.

Same question.

If I had cats, I'd go in and try to save them. I couldn't let them die in there...

What would you do if you saw a young child walk into a busy intersection--you're on the other side of the street and you can push him to safety before the car coming around the corner hits him, but in order to save his life you must give your own.

Children are my weakness. I would die for a child. No questions asked.

What would you do if everything you narrated came true?

STOP WRITING, for sure.


What would you do if you were granted three wishes? What would you wish for?

To get into this program without a problem, for three days to come faster and I'd keep the third until I was ready to use it.

What would you do?

I'd wish for all the bitter people to chill out. I'd wish for more honesty--in politics, in government, in general. And I'd wish for forgiveness, too.


What would you do--no, what would you change if you could erase just one mistake from your life?

nothing. I've made tons of mistakes, but I've learned to be at peace with them because changing even one could unravel the fabric of time.

what would you do if you really wanted pizza but you knew if you ate it you'd get heartburn?

i have some odd disease thingy kinda like heartburn but like severier and i say "BRING ON THE PIZZA!"

what would you do if you BFFFFF...F wanted to go see a movie with you that you absolutely did not want to see?

If it wasn't against my morals I'd see it with her/him. Otherwise, I'd try to convince her/him to see a different movie, or do something else.

What would you do if your wonderful but very fearful gentle cat scratched your brother's adorable sweet puppy in the eye?

Declaw the cat. It'd save my children from knowing the puppies pain.

What would you do if your best friend was a backstabber?

What would you do if your wonderful but very fearful gentle cat scratched your brothers adorable sweet puppy in the eye?

Aww, Oola. Did your kitty scratch your brothers pup? The pup will live :p and he was probably just harassing the kitty, so he'll learn to leave the kitty alone now!


I would get rid of my best friend. I don't like people that turn on me, but really my best friend isn't like that so I don't have to worry luckily! :eek:

What would you do if some moron was pulling out 1 or 2 of your flowers from the ground everyday for no reason and you were positive it wasn't an animal digging them up?

(I can't declaw my cat - there's another cat that hangs around my house and it beats up on her enough as it is.)

GET HIM!!!

What would you do if said person turned out to be 6'4" and not exactly petite?

I'd tongue-whip him, if you know what I mean. I can be really nasty with words, who said I had to hit him? :p

(I wish I could get them :( but I would have to keep watching out the window, and that's easier said then done.)

What would you do if that said person decided that a tongue-lashing meant a beating for you?

err . . . feet don't fail me now method.

What would you do if you kept feeling really lonely, even with other people around?

Get checked for depression.

What would you do if you caught your boyfriend/girlfriend lying a lot but they were all really stupid, small lies?

Ask him what was up.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and your house was empty?

Freak out. My cats have to be here. Or do you mean items? I'd freak out even more xD

What would you do if someone put a gun to your head and told you the only way to live was to tap dance on the moon? :p

I think I would pray really quick for a space shuttle!!! LOL

What would you do if you awoke to find that you were on the moon?

I'd probably die! Or be dead, but if I was in a space suit, I'd move around! How awesome would that be?!

What would you do if everything you wrote in the past came true?

Declaw the cat. It'd save my children from knowing the puppies pain.

What would you do if your best friend was a backstabber?



Fight that mofo. I'd confront him, hurt him, and bring him to his knees for all the anguish he'd caused me. Then I'd throw him to the ground and tell him what a fool he'd been for betraying such a true friend as I.


What would you do if your spouse was a backstabber?

Fight that mofo. I'd confront him, hurt him, and bring him to his knees for all the anguish he'd caused me. Then I'd throw him to the ground and tell him what a fool he'd been for betraying such a true friend as I.


What would you do if your spouse was a backstabber?

Ouch, im 15, but i did have a backstabbing spouse, hmmm. I'll try catch her in the act and see what the other guy has that's so much better! Then shoot them...Just kidding

What would you do if you were stuck in a dream where the world is overrun by zombies?!!

WAKEUP! :p I hate horror dreams.

What would you do if it really wasn't a dream? :eek:!

Hide!!! Like in 28 Days Later...

What would you do if you were hiking in the Grand Canyon, you tried taking a short-cut to one of the main trails, and you got lost. You've already tried retracing your steps, but to no avail. You've yelled for help, but no one can hear you. You have one companion and one gallon jug of water between the two of you, but even as you ponder your fates, half of the water is already gone. The two of you are sitting in the shade of an overhanging cliff, out of the blistering sunlight, trying to decide your next move.

Your companion believes that the two of you should conserve your energy and water supply by staying where you are until dusk. Travelling by night will allow you to cover more ground and conserve more water because it will be much cooler then.

However, you know that the dangers of falling into the canyon increase dramatically when your sole source of light is that of the moon and stars.

Either way, the last of the water will be gone in less than 24 hours, probably less than 12 if you don't wait for sundown. So what would you do? Agree to stay put until nightfall, or insist the two of you keep hiking in the 110 degree weather?


(I asked this one 'cuz I'm writing a story--based on reality--about a friend of mine who almost died in the Grand Canyon.)

Go out in the day, more light. I'd take my chances.

What about you?

Shoot anything that gets in my way back to civilization. No matter if it's endangered.

I'm with you, Bick. I'd keep going.

What would you do if you got a jury summons and you had no real excuse to avoid showing up for jury duty? Would you lie to get out of it?

Nah, I'd just get it over with.

What would you do if you poked yourself in the eye because you were running with scissors? Would you call the doctor, or try to fix it yourself so you wouldn't have to tell him you were running with scissors?

Neither. I'd go blind in one eye and keep on running...

What would you do if both your arms were chopped off and you could never write again unless you used your big toe to type the words for you?

Get a dictaphone that I could operate with my toes and/or a scribe to write/type everything for me. :)

What would you do if someone drank the last of your coffee, and you couldn't get any more until at least several hours later? :eek:

Get a dictaphone that I could operate with my toes and/or a scribe to write/type everything for me. :)

What would you do if someone drank the last of your coffee, and you couldn't get any more until at least several hours later? :eek:

Good answer!


And to your question, I'd say I'd have to go without coffee for the day. Probably better off without it anyway. *shrugs*

What would you do if a bank teller copped an attitude with you? Would you ask to speak to her manager?

Ask to speak with their manager, and if not, Slap them.

What would you do if a nuclear warhead was about to drop on you?

Either kack myself, cry or vomit...I'm still not sure which, maybe a little of all three

What would you do if you came across a talking whale that only spoke when it was alone with you?

cry, because I know for a fact it would taunt me that I can't swim! >< evil whale!

What would you do if you could save the life of someone who was dieing from a terminal illness, but it meant that you had to spend the rest of your life in solitray confinement within a room that had no doors, and now window?

Okay, okay, no one can answer this question because it's basically a hard one. I need people, but people need life. It depends, if they were old or young, or if they were saved. If they weren't, hands down I'd tough it out in confinement. No eternity in Hell is worth anything in this world.

What would you do if the president called you and wanted to know if he could borrow some gas money?

Okay, okay, no one can answer this question because it's basically a hard one. I need people, but people need life. It depends, if they were old or young, or if they were saved. If they weren't, hands down I'd tough it out in confinement. No eternity in Hell is worth anything in this world. I'm good at giving hard scenarios sometimes :p lol

What would you do if the president called you and wanted to know if he could borrow some gas money?

Tell him to get routed as he steals enough money from people as it is!

what would you do if the world was going to blow up and only you knew and to save the world you had to kill your family?

Oh, gosh, Torana!

Oh, gosh, Torana!

I WIN! :D :D :D :D

I would keep trying to find another way. I just couldn't kill my family and I just wouldn't believe there wasn't another way.

What would you do if you found the secret to eternal life?

I would do my very best to forget it because not one person on the face of this universe truly deserves eternal life, not even myself. I would do every thing possible to forget and never tell a soul about it. We have done nothing to deserve eternal life and therefore should never be granted that.

What would you do if you came face to face with your deepest darkest fears all at the same time?

Tell my mother-in-law to go home!

What would you do if you could read minds?

Probably run to the hills and live the life of a hermit - especially if I couldn't switch it off.
:)

What would you do if you found the Holy Grail?

I wouldn't know what to do with it O.o Give it to a museum maybe?

What would you do if your life was like Indiana Jones?

Say: "Why'd it have to be snakes?" alot.

What would you do if your life was like Barney's?

Get a tattoo, start ramaging, and give Barney some street cred.


What would you do if you found out someone ripped off your idea for a book and then became a New York Times best seller as a result?

I would go off and cry in a corner, then I would travel to a remote location and train for years in the arts of sneaky assassin style combat, then I would purchase a nice black suit perfect for hiding in shadowy alleys, track my nemesis for months through the city waiting for the perfect moment and then pounce...I would then pay a shady plastic surgeon to turn me into the person who ripped me off and that way no one would suspect a thing, and then I would go on a book tour.


What would you do if you were locked in a small room with a hungry tiger?

What would you do if your life was like Barney's?

!! I would be the happiest Bick in the world. I'd run around and be jolly and bring happiness to all!! :p

What would you do if you were locked in a small room with a hungry tiger?

I'd think fast and be lunch.

What would you do? :o

I would have my life flash before my eyes and be dead before I got to my fourth birthday party!

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with this guy who just kept on and on talking about really extremely boring things?

Zone him out and listen to my thoughts!

What would you do if you couldn't help but punch that man in the face?

That'd probably actually be me . . . I'd appollogize and semi-truthfully tell him I had hand spasms. (I wouldn't mention that wasn't one of them.)

What would you do if you should be going to bed but were having fun playing word games?

Carry on until I fell asleep on the PC, then spend the whole next day with the keyboard indented on my face.

What would you do if you discovered your whole family had been abducted overnight and replaced by evil clones?

Congratulate them on their improved behaviour and manners.

What would you do if you knew the prime minister/president of your country had also been replaced by an evil clone?

Be extremely relieved as I always believed this was the case and I'd finally know I wasn't totally insane.

What would you do if you started secreting slime?

Check if it's candy.
What would you do if eveything you ate all tasted the same?

get upset, and have my tongue checked.

What would you do if everyone you saw looked the same?

I'd wonder when my eyes got worse. O.o

What would you do if suddenly, your vision became so blurry you couldn't see the difference in peoples faces and had to look at their hair/height/bulk to tell the difference?

Stop in my tracks and wait for it to pass, like I always do.

What would you do if someone squeezed lemon juice on your paper cut?

Slap em'. Ouch :(

What would you do if that vision problem wasn't temporary, but permanent?

Freak out. Probably cry.

What would you do if I came to your door crying because I couldn't see a thing?

Take you to the hospital.


What would you do if the brakes in your car suddenly went out and you had the choice of running into a tree going 50 mph or taking a 30 foot plunge into a large body of water?

Mister tree, kill me if you can. I'd never want to drown. Even if I made it after the plunge. No thanks!

Same question.

Take the plunge.


What would you do if your best friend slept with your boyfriend?

They'd neither be my boyfriend nor my best friend any more. But I would probably go a bit crazy and sleep around to teach them and my next boyfriend would bear the brunt of my mistrust the poor unfortunate.

What would you do if your new boyfriend discovered you sleeping with his best friend?

If I were a girl I wouldn't do that, I'd be loyal even if the guy's a jerk.

What would you do if you could only learn one of two things: When you die or how you die?

Ignore both options and focus on living well.

What would you do if you woke up to discover that all you thought you knew was only a dream?

I'd be awesome cus this life sucks^^

What would you do if you were in the center of a zombie infestation with s coat hanger and a bag of cheetos?

Hang it up and pray to cheeses for it to be over quickly.

What would you do if there were no puns?

Ignore both options and focus on living well.

What would you do if you woke up to discover that all you thought you knew was only a dream?

Did you catch, and if so, do you remember the last episode of St. Elsewhere?:rolleyes:


Hang it up and pray to cheeses for it to be over quickly.

What would you do if there were no puns?

I would dance a happy dance. I'm not a punny person, no pun intended. :D


What would you do if you knew the identity of a seriel killer, but turning him in would cause you to somehow be implicated in his crimes?

I'd get a sex change, then turn him in

What would you do if you had to choose between becoming but losing your family and previous friends...or own nothing at all but having your family and friends there?

I'd get a sex change, then turn him in

What would you do if you had to choose between becoming (rich) but losing your family and previous friends...or own nothing at all but having your family and friends there?

*I'm a wee bit more attached to my gender than that!* :D:eek:


Family and friends, every time. I've had money. It didn't make me happy. I've been poor and had the time of my life.


What would you do if you were given the opportunity to make someone pay for a crime committed against you or someone you loved, off the books, no cops involved, just you and the person in a dark room.

I'd explain to them that I could have my revenge. Then I'd tell them revenge is the Lord's, so I wasn't taking it.


What would you do if someone pulled a gun on you in the supermarket?

Look to the left of the gunman with wide eyes and shout, "Don't do it!'

Then, in the split second that he turned to see who was behind him, I'd lunge forward and grab the gun while kicking him in the nut$!

What would you do if you had to choose between having most of your skin melted off in a house fire or having your left leg chopped off after an auto accident?

:eek: I would most definitely lose the leg!

What would you do if you found an unknown play by Shakespeare?

:eek: I would most definitely lose the leg!

What would you do if you found an unknown play by Shakespeare?

LOL! I'd sell it!

What would you do if you had your choice between having dinner with Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama?

Obama baby! Screw Hilary.

Same question.

YES!!!!! OBAMA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

What would you do if you met Bill Clinton at a political rally and he pinched your tit while on his way to the stage?

That man would be on his ass in a second. Pfffttt, that loser.

Same question!

Oh yeah, I'd deck his ass!

Of course, all of his secret service men would swarm me then and I'd either get thrown out of the place or end up in a jail cell downtown, but I wouldn't give two squirts of piss either way. It'd be worth it.


What would you do if you had the chance to say THREE things to Hillary?

Say "Humph" and save the other two things for someone more worth my time... ;) (Since I'm Australian, and all :)).

What would you do if you found out your life and likeness were being featured in a weekly cartoon strip in the paper? :eek:

I'd be really scared and wonder how you could make comedy out of it O.o

Same question xD

I'd be completely freaked out.


What would you do if you had the chance to steal $1,000 without getting caught?

Pffffttt. That's my answer. I'd never steal, because that obviously belonged to someone who probably really needs it back. D: No thanks.

What would you do if everything you touched turned invisible?

I guess I'd feel like I was living in the Twilight Zone.


What would you do if someone offered you $1,000 to eat a whole can of dog food? LOL.

Consume the entire can. Easy money.

What would you do if suddenly, you couldn't move?

Stare at the computer screen until my head exploded.


What would you do if your mother-in-law constantly reminded you of all your flaws, but your husband loved her so much he could not bear to hear you talking bad about her?

Smile gently while agreeing with her - after all why bother fighting with someone like that. Probably work out ways of giving her her backhanded compliments though.

What would you do if someone wanted to publish one of your stories but only after they have edited it ... a lot?

No way.

What would you do if you were left a baby by a dead relative?

No way.

What would you do if you were left a baby by a dead relative?


I would thank my lucky stars. Where I live adotion is prohibited for gay couples. I would love the chance to be a dad! I work at home, so I have all kinds of time for a kid to know that he/she is very much loved.



What would you do if you found out that the baby you were going to have would be gay?

I wonder how that would be possible, but seriously? Doesn't matter. My child can be whatever they want with whatever sexual orientation they want.

What would you do if bigotry was punishable by law?

I'm strongly against partialty, good or bad. A guy picked on me for the longest time and when he found out I was part Mexican he stopped and it ticked me off bad. But it's still worse to be unkind because of someone's race. Anyway, end of rant. I wouldn't mind all that much, but it depends how bad the punishment was, because parts of my family are kind of like that, and I still love them dearly.

What would you do if your friend was planning to kill themself, and wanted you to be there?

Touchy subject for me. I've had a few friends attempt suicide... one of them accomplishing it. I'd give anything to have been there, not to see but so I could stop them.

What would you do if you had a fairy godparent?

I would be there, with rescue personnel. I'd rather lose a friend to resentment over feeling betrayed than to death.

What would you do if you woke one day and were the opposite sex?

I would be there, with rescue personnel. I'd rather lose a friend to resentment over feeling betrayed than to death.

What would you do if you woke one day and were the opposite sex?

Go shopping! :D


What would you do if you woke up a different ethnicity?

Be excited :D Hopefully my skin would darken. I think dark skin is beautiful :redface: I'd fawn over it.

What would you do if the sun stopped rising?

finally get some sleep. (just kidding) I'd be really freaked out

What would you do if someone shady offered you a piece of cake?

Tell him no thanks and bake him a cake instead.

What would you do if I offered you a piece of cake?

hug you and offer you some of my maccaroni and cheese.

What would you do if an 80 year old asked you on a date?

Set them up with my sixty year old Uncle (A younger man woohoo!)

What would you do if you stumbled on the secret to happiness?

What would you do if an 80 year old asked you on a date?

./cat calls Mrowwwl ;)

I'd accept :p Just for the fun of talking to the elderly man. Love their stories.

Share it with everyone. :) Even the criminals. Everyone deserves happiness.

What would you do if you actually saw a 17 year old cat call an 80 year old man?

laugh under my skin and keep walking.

What would you do if that man who got cat called by the seventeen year old was your grandpa?

I'd hope that he wouldn't do anything about it, and go back to his wife.

What would you do if you kept procrastinating when you needed to be writing?

I would procrastinate procrastinating, and continue writing.

What would you do if Adam Sandler suddenly appeared in front of you?

Ask for his autograph, and if he might like to go for lunch.

What would you do if you met your favorite celebrity and they didn't like you?

I'd hit them with a spoon. :o Actually. I'd probably be pretty sad :p

What would you do if I hit you with a spoon?

take your spoon and hit you with it.

What would you do if i broke your spoon? haha

Make you buy me another one

What would you do if I poked you with a fork?

kick you, but then I'd appollogize depending on how hard you poked me.

What would you do if you were tired and had sore knees but you had to babysit untill twelve or one?

I'd decline.

(( Wish I could help you Oola. :())

What would you do if you had something was wrong with you that could make complications for the future while putting you in a lot of pain now but you couldn't get it fixed because you were terrified of getting it fixed?

I guess I'd grin and bear it since it's going on right now.

What would you do if someone said they'd give you one million dollars, but only if you spent (not saved) exactly one dollar everyday for five years?

I would procrastinate procrastinating, and continue writing.

What would you do if Adam Sandler suddenly appeared in front of you?

I'd quote my favorite line from Happy Gilmore.

"Remember the gator that got your hand? I got his HEAD!

Chubbs: "AHHHHHHHHHH!"


What would you do if an alligator had your kitten or puppy in its mouth--still very much alive--and was heading back to the water?

Lets not joke here :p I'd go psycho, while running away. I love my kitten to death :( But I'm not about to get killed/hurt really badly for him. I'd probably cry my eyes out and never forgive myself though.

Same question.

Pounce on that gator and kick it with my black steletto heel :D and tehn take my kitty cat back :D

What would you do if your little brother was stuck at the top of a rollercoaster as it was about to plumet into a freefall?

Wonder why my parents never told me I had a little brother.

What would you do if you had the choice between wrestling a bear and fighting the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Err . . . the rabbit - but I wouldn't make the stupid mistake of underestimating it.
(bring a granade)

What would you do if you suddenly couldn't hear?

Probably get paranoid that people were messing with me and start beating people until I got killed. Basically, go insane.

What would you do if a midget was trying to start a fight with you?

Well, since that would mean I'd never have to listen to anyone b!tch at me again, I'd probably be somewhat happy.


What would you do if a close friend wanted to borrow something that you didn't want to lend her? *You've already said no, but she just keeps on badgering you.*

Probably get paranoid that people were messing with me and start beating people until I got killed. Basically, go insane.

What would you do if a midget was trying to start a fight with you?


I'd ask him what his f#$%ing problem was.

What would you do if you avoided a fight with a midget only to have him kick you in the shin "for being such a p#$$y?"

kick him back.
midgets hate when you give them special treatment. ;)

What would you do if the same midget asked you out because you were "plucky"?

Pick him up, kiss him on the lips, and him what he meant by the word plucky.

What would you do if you were on a date with a midget and poeple started laughing at you because you were holding hands?

I'd go up to them and give them a good tongue lashing. Stupid little ****s. I wish someone would make fun of someone, especially over something they can't control. That seriously angers me.

What would you do if you saw some children making fun of another child with a mental handicap?

Consider kicking them through a field goal, but then reconsider and just sit them down and tell them off. Kindly, of course :P

What would you do if you saw two children having a fist fight?

root for the little one.
Just kidding. I'd break it up.

What would you do if you got the part of a really bad mother in a movie?

Be extremely confused. I usually play the good father.

What would you do if you were blind?

I'd go with the flow, and hopefully deal with it well. There's no sure answer to that.

What would you do if your best friend got a terminal illness?

That's a tough one. I'd try to spend as much time with that person as I could, I suppose -- and look back at how much I've gained from that friendship. Kinda stems from my acceptance of death... I've lost enough family members to be able to really value each moment I have with people.

What would you do if you had a terminal illness?

I'd take it one step at a time and not try and get too down about it. I guess I'd just have to fight for life :)

What would you do if your friend with that terminal illness lived 2000 miles away, and you could only call her once in a while because of the long distance?

Ouch. That's rougher. Again, remember the good stuff about the past and make the most of the present. Pretty similar answer, I know, but that's honestly all anybody can do. I'd be incredibly upset about it, but I'd have to keep living the best I could. Death happens, one way or another -- all I can really see to do about it is value the time I have.

What would you do if you saw a drowning person? (Sadly on my mind... I'm thinking about re-certifying my CPR card)

I can't swim o.o I'd probably jump in either way though. I can float... so I'd float them from the water and get some help because I definitely don't know CPR beyond what they taught in heath class.

Same question.

I can swim, so I'd go out there and get them, call ambulance and then do CPR as best I could. I've keep up on changes in CPR methods, so I have the idea down. As long as I don't get sued because I'm not certified :P

What would you do if a friend called you at 3 am, waking you up, only to say "Hi"?

I would...emm...back away and persuade someone to go swimming right that moment, thn they would see the drowning person and I would act surprised and push them in to save them even if they can't swim.... Oh s**t then I would have two drowning people!

What would you do if life wasn't worth living without a certain person, and if you had them it was worth living but for everyone else loved around you, life wasn't worth living with that person? Confusing, isn't it? xP

EDIT: Oops. Late post. I'd tell them to stop calling me and to call my enemy instead.

I don't know. Are you trying to say that the person you couldn't live without was the same person everyone else in your life hated?

What would you do if you went outside and saw one of your neighbors from down the street letting his dog take a dump in your yard?

Pretend not to notice, then secretly plot against them.

If your best friend was dying, and you knew that a certain person had poisoned them but was pretending to save them, though they were actually doing nothing to help?

Confront the person who had poisoned my best friend and possibly pop a cap in him.


What would you do if your best friend stole something valuable from you, but pretended he hadn't?

:eek: My friends wouldn't do that! W-would they...?

Hmm...I would confront him about it, and if he still denies it, I will ask to go to his estate. There I will search the premises for my object, then show it to him. If he says that he has one just like it, and it couldn't possibly be mine, I'll show him my name scrawled on the side in sloppy letters. :p

What would you do if you somehow got involved in a relationship with two people at the same time?

Doh! I know someone who's done that... sort of....

Anyway, I'd tell him/her off because that's pretty whacked out. Unless all parties agree, that is. In which case I'd be a little weirded out, but couldn't really do anything.

What would you do if you could have any pet you wanted?

Laughter, would you mind not making it that small xD I have trouble reading the regular size. Yay for Word nonetheless.

I would have a Shoebill, hands down. I would want two though. So I could still have one when the parents died. I LOVE Shoebills :redface:

Same question.

Wow, that's a funky bird :P I'd never actually seen one.

I don't know, really. I like cats and dogs, but I've always wanted a polar bear. It would at least be a better watch dog than my dog.

What would you do if you had a clone! (Schwarzenegger movies make me ask silly questions)

Well, it depends. If the clone and i shared the same mind, in other words, i could control her, I would make her kill oprah. If we didn't....then i would make her clothes shop for me, since i despise it.


What would you do if the person you hate most moved into your house uninvited, and you couldn't kick them out?

Well, it depends. If the clone and i shared the same mind, in other words, i could control her, I would make her kill oprah. If we didn't....then i would make her clothes shop for me, since i despise it.


What would you do if the person you hate most moved into your house uninvited, and you couldn't kick them out?


LEAVE. 'CUZ I HAVE THE MONEY TO DO SO.


What would you do if the person you hated most couldn't stop making fun of you?

Better yet, what would you do if the person you hated most had you backed up against a wall, taunting and teasing you, poking you with a stick perhaps, as he laughed with all of his friends...

hmm... in theory, not give that person the pleasure of reaching me and just get out of there. In the end, that person wouldn't really matter to me. In reality, I'd probably consider punching that person in the face, but just deal with it and recognize that I have better things to worry about. (I dealt with a total a-hole in high school this way. He had fun laughing at me, but I didn't really care too much. I had my friends, and he had his jerkiness. When we're both 100 years old, I'll probably be happier than he.)

What would you do if your bedroom had no curtains, like the one my parents moved me into after I came back from school? :P

Cry when the light came through at night and I could sleep even less. And put a sheet up like last time.

What would you do if you found a skull in the floorboards?

laugh and go, 'so that's where I put it'

what would you do if you were made of jelly

Quote Bick - "Laughter, would you mind not making it that small xD I have trouble reading the regular size. Yay for Word nonetheless."

Oopsie. Sorry, didn't realise it would be that small. Stupid me. xD


Commit suicide. It wouldn't be that hard, seeing as how if I poke myself I break the skin. I hate jelly.... No, I just have a very large distaste for it, I guess.

What would you do if you came home from shopping, school, work, etc. to find your family missing/dead?

Cry and call the police... and hope that my whole attitude toward peace doesn't make a sudden reversal. (This thread has become extremely morbid as of late... not that I've really been helping that :P)

What would you do if you couldn't leave your house?

Um.

If I couldn't leave my house?

I know! I play point and click games all the time where you have to escape the room/house/crematorium, etc....

I would search around for objects to help me such as an ax, then I could break down my door...or find a magnet and a rope so I could retrieve my secret key out of the drain to open the compartment hidden behind that ugly painting of that sad clown, only to realize that I forgot the code to the safe hidden in it, so I would find a red key under the rug that unlocks a cabinet with a small note with the code that self destructs whenever someone reads it. I then replace it with a new one and unlock the safe, retrieve the skeleton key, and use it to unlock the attic, then climb up and rip strips off of my clothes until I have a rope that reaches down through the circular window at the other side of the room, only to climb down and realize I could have just went through the back door. xD

I have it all worked out, you see.

What would you do if you woke up and didn't know where you were, but didn't know if you should pretend you were still asleep or reveal yourself because there were tough-looking guards everywhere?

Play dead for a while and listen to them talking...

What would you do if you saw a teenager yelling at an old woman for taking the parking space he'd been waiting on?

Ignore it. None of my business. I know, I really should try to help, but I'm really not persuasive. E.g., this is how the conversation would go:

Me: Hey, stop that!

Lady: *releived look*

Teen: Why should I? She took my spot and I don't think that's very fair. Do you?

Me (mumbling): No...sorry for intruding...

Lady: *confused look*

Teen: *surprised but happy look*

What would you do if you came to school/work/other to hear your friends and aquaintances talking about how unfortunate your death was?

Ask for some of the dope they were tripping on.

What would you do if you sold dope, but ended up falling in love with the cop who was trying to bust you?

Quit dope and get addicted to him instead ;) Naw. First of all... if I was a seller, I wouldn't have much room for love, so if I did fall in love... I doubt I'd go after it. I'd probably just get as high as possible to forget him. That's life for you.

What would you do if suddenly some man busted into your house flailing a gun and stammering "They've come for me!"? Note the man is in his 60's and looks like he hasn't had a shower nor a change of clothes for months.

Grab my biggest prop sword and start yelling in hopes to scare him away.

What would you do if you could've sworn Bick's icon said: "I'm thumpin'! That's why they call me Thumper!" five seconds ago and now it just says "They call me . . . Thumper."?

I don't know.


What would you do if you were reading the comics in the newspaper and saw your brand new Spongebob Squarepants avatar go to rehab? LOL!!!! I nearly DIED LAUGHING when I read Mother Goose and Grim this morning!!!!

LOOK!!!!

http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php

LOL!!

Break 'im out in the middle of the night.

What would you do if you saw one of your parents cheating on their spouse? Would you tell the other one, or keep it a secret because it would just cause more trouble, and possibly a divorce?

I'd tell the other one for sure.


W.W.Y.D. if Bill Clinton was your father?

Ask him why of all people he went after Monica.

What would you do if you woke up to find the manuscript you had yet to start writing listed as a best seller?

What would you do if you could've sworn Bick's icon said: "I'm thumpin'! That's why they call me Thumper!" five seconds ago and now it just says "They call me . . . Thumper."?

My profile picture says that :p

I'd probably suspect I was sleeping.

What would you do if every step you took caused an earthquake on the otherside of the world?

I would wonder what happened when I sneezed.

What would you do if everything you did was scripted?

Do more entertaining things.

What would you do if you had a never-ending migraine?

Get a wheelchair so I wouldn't have to walk.

What would you do if your dad asked if you drank all his beer -- when you obviously haven't had time or reason to do so.

Move out.

What would you do if you found a suitcase full of cash lying next to a dead mobster?

Depending how he died, take some money.

What would you do if tomorrow started backwards?

Shrug, because it always starts backwards.


What would you do if you were a celebrity and people were constantly asking you for your autograph?

Give them my autograph - I'm such a pushover :redface:

What would you do if suddenly nobody could hear or see you, and everyone forgot you existed?

Start a new life of solidarity.

What would you do if you and your worst enemy of the oposite gender were the last mammals on earth?

The last mammals on earth?

Tell him we should get out our fishing poles and find the nearest lake, 'cuz meat wouldn't be on the menu ever again.

W.W.Y.D. if you asked your best friend to keep a secret for you, but he told the whole world instead?

Recognize that said person isn't a very reliable or trustworthy friend. I probably would tell them that, then let whatever happens from there happen.

What would you do if you're friends could only hang out when you needed to make a conference call for your job >_<

I'd ask them to sit quietly in the corner of my office near the fake plant while I took care of business. Oh, and I'd also ask them not to touch anything on my desk while I was working. The glass paperweight with the entombed scorpion looks really cool, but it happens to be holding down some very important papers and there's an oscillating fan nearby, just waiting for someone to pick it up off the desk.

What would you do if your boss expected you to attend a function outside of the workplace, but you really didn't want to go?

Make a clone and send her, of course! :p

(In advance: I'm reading the Twilight Saga at the moment, so...that's where I got this question.)

What would you do if your best friend was your enemy because of who you were with? Like, if they were your best friends enemy so that would make you your best friends enemy too?

I think I'd be asking myself some serious questions, like why I was with my best friend's enemy in the first place.

What would you do if you ended up liking your best friend's enemy?