Tell my friend and hope they'd understand if I went after that person. I'm sure they would because my friends love me.:)

What would you do if your friend got really upset over it?

I'd probably get into a fight with her haha. We never get anything hidden in our friendship...

What would you do if vampires existed and one really sexy one wanted to bite you?

Hmmm... Well, I already have the sleeping pattern of a vampire, so I doubt much would change for me... Guess I'd let him, lol. ;)

What would you do if you discovered that your life was a reality TV show - Truman Show style?

Ask the show's director how they got funding for all these years without cancellation. :)

What would you do if a homeless man found your lost watch before you did?

Let him have it. Who knows, he probably needs it more. I can use my cell phone as a watch anyway.

What would you do if a friend were going through really bad times, complaining about life all the time, but never wanted to actually talk about his/her problems?

Be direct, ask what was going on.

What would you do if little green aliens suddenly took over the earth?

If you can't beat em, join em.

What would you do if ketchup packets became the world's currency?

Wonder who the hell's in charge.

What would you do if suddenly you were in the middle of something (like an important conversation with someone) and everything disappeared and you were left in an endless void of white nothingness? Or black...your choice. I always imagined nothing as white though...well, that's what you get when you spend all your time with snow!

Enjoy the silence. :)

What would you do if you were given the opportunity to choose any superhero ability you liked?

I'd choose Spider Man's ability to pick up women way out of his league.

What would you do if this up coming generation had absolutely no knowledge of your generation's music?

Heh - that's already happened, and I play my music louder than theirs - nothing like a 14 year old punk telling me to turn down Black Flag ;)

What would you do if you woke up and your hair was suddenly purple?

Well I'm actually considering tinting my hair purple anyways so I would be like, SHWEEEEEET!!!! Any other color I'd probably re-dye it black, I need to dye it darker anyways it looks brown now and I look bad with just brown hair :rolleyes:


What would you do if you were on a date with a really sexy person but you forgot their name?

Ask them if they had any cool nicknames they prefer to be called. :)

What would you do if Santa asked you to take over his job? (You might have to live in the North Pole, but you'd have lots of elve-y minions ;))

I'd accept it, then film myself to form a movie of a man that's not Santa by tries to do Santa's job anyway then encounters a problem which leads to discouragement that is then removed to a perfectly timed humor relief from a wise-crack elf whom helps me to finish the task at hand. ™ © ®

Copy write 2008.



What would you do if you suddenly lost all ability to speak?

Say everything via interpretive dance. :D

What would you do if a toy company brought out a really lame talking doll that looked exactly like you?

Sue.

What would you do if you were working at a car wash, and through the window you could see that the owner of the car had a load of crack in the back seat?

I'd make snow angels in the back seat.

What would you do if your child had an amazing skill but refused to use/show it?

lol! snow angels

Encourage them as much as I could without being demanding. - also secretly film them exhibiting said talent and broadcasting the results via youtube.

What would you do if you found undeniable proof that Muppets were real?

Go party with Oscar the Grouch while all the other Muppets went to church.

What would you do if you accidentally broke your next door neighbor's window, but no one had seen you do it?

I would run to a store, buy a cheap window and replace the broken one.

What you do if you were teleported to a mystical world where no humans were allowed?

disguise myself as an elf whilst I figure out how to get back to my own world. (I already have the dresses and prosthetic ears, considering I'm something of an actress ;)

What would you do if you woke up and your entire leg was completely numb?

I would walk it off.

What would you do if you couldn't type?

I would hire somebody to type for me. ;)

What would you do if you if you totally despised spiders?

i would meet a girl who adored them greatly and fall in love with her, and in turn i would fall in love with the spiders.

What would you do if there was no McDonalds?

Absolutely nothing. I literally haven't eaten there since I was really leetle kid.

What would you do if all the food in your area went rotten?

To tell the truth, I would either move to another area, wait until a new supply of food arrives or starve.

What would you do if you became totally blind, and someone offered you a cure for blindness?

Take it. Being blind wouldn't be fun, unless I was born with it. Then getting it cured would be a whole different lifestyle.

What would you do if you finally got to making yourself lunch, and when you sat down to eat, you realized the milk you just used in your oatmeal and your eggs, went bad?

I'd say to myself "Why the hell am i eating oatmeal and eggs?! I want a burger dammit!" and look to the dude next to me and say "Dude, give me that burger." And he'd be all like "No way man, this burger is mine." Then i will take the burger and he'd be all like "Hey man, that burger was mine...are you going to eat your eggs man?" And then i'd give him the eggs and he'd just grin. Yeah, that is how it would go down.

What would you do if you were convinced you had found your soulmate, but he or she was convinced his or her soulmate was someone else?

I'd say to myself "Why the hell am i eating oatmeal and eggs?! I want a burger dammit!" and look to the dude next to me and say "Dude, give me that burger." And he'd be all like "No way man, this burger is mine." Then i will take the burger and he'd be all like "Hey man, that burger was mine...are you going to eat your eggs man?" And then i'd give him the eggs and he'd just grin. Yeah, that is how it would go down.

What would you do if you were convinced you had found your soulmate, but he or she was convinced his or her soulmate was someone else?

I'd would let them be with who they want. As long as they were happy, that's all that matters, right?

What would you do if you felt that no one really loved you as much as they told you they did?

Story of my life.
Tell them talk is cheap, and if they really loved me, they could prove it tons of other ways. Then look for the actions. Meantime be pretty sad.

What would you do if you were eating in a diner and someone took your food?

I would cry myself to sleep at night.

What would you do if you fell in love at first sight?

honestly, i would feel like crap. If someone loved me, i would hope they loved me enough to be honest about how much they loved me. Yes, that confused me too.

What would you do for a living if you had no arms? (and don't say kickbox)

i'd become a kickboxer... :P
no really i'd eat with my feet. I saw a man once play guitar with his feet, he had no arms he was amazing...

what would you do if you fell asleep at work.

sleep ;) and then when I woke up, my boss would be like:
"you fell asleep, arrggghh." and I'd be like:
"I know, isn't it incredible!?!?!" (I hardly ever sleep, even when I'm s'posed to.)

What would you do if you were stranded on a desert island with no plants or animals?

Go look for some other schmuck thats in the same predicament so that I can eat them if I have to.

What would you do if you found out your spouse was having an affair with your boss?

Demand a raise from my boss and lower the allowance of my spouse. ;) (Win-win for me! :D)

What would you do if David Hassellhoff was stalking you? o_O

Get him to stalk you instead.

What would you do if you were in church and got a serious case of the giggles?

Explain that it was because I finally found Jesus (he was behind the couch the whole time). I'm sure they'd understand. ;)

What would you do if you found Jesus hiding behind your couch? :eek:

I'd convert back to Christianity, after a few questions, including "How'd you like Dogma?"

What would you do if you were trapped inside the motherboard of a PC?

I'd cheer for the weight I must have lost.

What would you do if your pc died?

If my PC died I would try to fix it. And if that didn't work, then I would buy another one.

What would you do if eating food became really unenjoyable?

Become dependant on IV's. At least I'd get nutrients.

What would you do if WF refused to let you on the site?

Hmmm. I'd be sad. But I would just wait because I know there would be plenty of angry jonesing addicts harassing the powers that be with death threats until they got it back online again. :0)

Why freak out when there are so many others willing to do it for me? ;)

What would you do if the sun didn't come up one morning?

I'd take it as an excuse to sleep in, unless I lived in Alaska, then it'd be normal.

What would you do if life was really like a musical, but without a definite plot?

I'd get annoyed by some of the singing . . . but I'd probably enjoy it, mostly.

What would you do if the stuff that was supposed to help you made it worse?

Learn to deal, that's what I call life.

What would you do if you couldn't walk, you had to hop everywhere you wen?

I guess I'd hop, everywhere I went.

What would you do if you found out you had split personalities?

It depends, if they were different parts of my own, I'd write about them. But if it was like one's good and the other's horrid, then I'd take meds.

What would you do if Austin Powers was stalking you.

I would get an autograph and a restraining order.

What would you do if someone came to your house and stole nothing but all your fruit?

Throw a tomato and yell, "You forgot something!"

What would you do if your pet could talk, and ll it did was complain?

I'd give her a good talking to - she has it good with belly rubs and ten square meals a day.

What would you do if all you could do was complain?

I use that to my advantage and right to every politician that's ever pisssed me off (assuming that I can still use logic).

What would you do if your computer only staid on for ten minute interval?

be upset. Then get it fixed.

What would you do if someone asked you to pretend to be their spouse?

Being someone's beard, hmmm...Only if they repaid the favor so my mom won't ask "When are you getting married?" (jk, she's not sur about me...)

What would you do if only the opposite of "your type" was willing to date you?

not date, and adopt a kid.

What would you do if your mother decided to become a nun?

Laugh. Tell her that it's a bit late to be a cellibate as she has three kids and then tell her that it's her life and she can do with it what she likes.

What would you do if you had to listen to the same song over and over again for eternity?

I pray to every diety that it would be La Vie Biheme from RENT. And make sure to emphasize all or nothing of part A.

What would you do if you suddenly became allergic to your favorite food?

Cry. I'm already allergic to my inhaler so what's next?

What would you do if you suddenly lost all your toes?

Wonder where i left them.

What would you do if you woke up blue?

I would jump for joy! (Azul es mi color favorito)

{Hug for Iulia, that's got to suck}

What would you do if you were thrown into your least favorite movies?

I would get a gun and start shooting all those people singing.

What would you do if a bear wandered into your cave while you were away?

Not come back.

What would you do if your life was switched with your enemy's?

i'd kill myself. (yeah, think about that for a while)

What would you do if you didn't have arms?

You do realize that by killing yourself in the life of your enemy, you really only killed YOU, the enemy is still alive, you did him/her a favor?

Anyway, I'd learn to write with my feet, and have somebody cook fr me, and probably wouldn't be on the site, that would hurt..unless I used my feet to hold a pencil to poke at the keys with....

What would you do if you had no feet?

{Hug for Iulia, that's got to suck}



Thank you, zorell :) it does.

If I lost my feet . . . I'd be very upset. But I'd get a wheelchair.

What would you do if you woke up in Oz?

Ill kill myself

what would you do if your friend is gay and keeps bothering you do date him or her saying that your friend is the same gender as you

I would tell her that although I value her as a friend, I am not gay, and hope that she understood. If she didn't, I wouldn't be able to stay friends with her.

What would you do if someone on the street said they'd give you ten bucks for some of your toenail clippings?

Call them a "Perverted, undersexed, pervert who needed to leave me the *** alone, or lose part of their body." (anger issues, and stranger-issues)

What would you do if you could only talk in lyrical quotes?

Drive myself completely mad and hopefully, get myself some strong meds before being carried away in a straight jacket by the funny men in the white coats.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning with a zit on your nose a third the size of your nose?

Squeeze the mess out of it untill it went away.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and discovered you had three children, and your husband was missing?

Try to find him, of course. And love those kids.

What would you do if you discovered your computer had gold plates hidden inside the tower?

Sell the gold plates

What would you do if you found out your favorite band was in town and you were dying to see them in a concert but on the same day you were expected in a family reunion?

I would go see the concert.

What would you do if you couldn't talk anymore?

Write to them and learn sign language.

What would you do if you could see the rest of future and the end of humanity?

I would try to change the future.

What would you do if Zombies attacked your town/city?

Catch the next spaceship out of there.

What would you do if you discovered a time machine?

Bury it. Deep, deep, deep.

What would you do if you could have all the money in the world in exchange for your eyes?

Buy new eyes... ;) :D

What would you do if you accidently sent a love letter to someone that you didn't like at all?

Explain that it was an accident. No need to freak out.
What would you do if someone offered to let you go back in time in their time machine in exchange for some brownies?

Knowing me, I'd make the brownies, then eat them while I was waiting for the person with the time machine to show up, then wish I had a time machine so I could go back and tell myself not to eat the brownies... :/

What would you do if your future self showed up and told you not to do something you really wanted to?

I wouldn't do it.

What would you do if your future self showed up and told you to stop seeing the person you were in love with?

My present self says that to me, so it'd be two against one and I'd have to give in, I guess. :/

What would you do if you were framed for a crime that you didn't commit?

I guess I'd take the beating for someone else. I'd try to convince them I didn't do it, but if that didn't work, well . . .

What would you do if you could sell everything you own to save the life of your enemy?

I would do it because it doesn't matter if the person is my enemy, it might be my friend's friend and I think that a few thousand dollars isn't worth a life

what would you do if some one held your mom ransom?

what would you do if some one held your mom ransom?

Hunt them down, skin them alive and if I was feeling rather sympathetic after that, I might kill them swiftly. Note: if you find anyone that I skinned alive, it was because they held my mom ransom.

What would you do if: You found out your mom used to be a porn star, and you just discovered that you and your friends have been watching one of her movies.

Start looking for a relatively painless way to induce amnesia.

What would you do if you discovered your home was built on an ancient burial site?

is that good?I might go look for another house and sell that one

What would you do if you woke up in a chamber?

Probably cry. Unless I'm in shackles, 'cause then my one-track mind will be all "lol kinky" and I won't really care. Seriously.

What would you do if you were permabanned from this site?

get a new account?

What would you do if your best friend moves away and doesn't tell you in advance

Find out where they moved to and go there...then become a creepster...=]

What would you do if your former secret lover boiled your pet rabbit in anger of being "former"?

wow! hhhmmm.... get another pet rabbit and..... and... be mean to the person and burn their pet xD

What would you do if your best friends lies to you about something really important.

Rationalize their decision. Then after I figured out that there is no rational explanation for what they did I would deport them to Cuba haha. They probably weren't good best friends to begin with.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and came to realize a plyers was stuck through you right arm?

What would you do if you woke up one morning and came to realize a plyers was stuck through you right arm?

Scream in pain and panic. Then call 911 and scream some more. Go to the hospital to get it removed while still screaming and crying hysteria. I think you get the idea.

What would you do if you were captured by aliens to be their pet.

Sneak around the ship and find their vastly superior technology. Then I would immediately turn myself into a koala, which in turn allows me to control planetary weather and speak to them telepathically. Thus rendering myself "alien's best friend."

What would you do if a man with a cop killer moustache forced you to where a neon green and fuzzy trenchcoat all day for one day?

I'd get a pair of matching boots.

What would you do if your pet started talking?

Blow it way out of proportion.

What would you do if you turned into a wolverine?

uumm.. be a wolf?

What would you do if your house was burned down

Be unoriginal and move haha.

What would you do if you were sucked into the world of your favorite video game?

*If you don't have one then go with futuristic movie.*

Protect the Prince from his meanie-face daddy and roll katamari's with all his cousins.

What would you do if you were sucked into the world of your least favorite TV show?

First off props to Mousie for bringing in Katamari, good fricken job haha!

As for the question -

I would taunt all of the over-weight celebrities with copious amounts of chocolate (except for the one I actually can stand) and make them lose their "challenge" epically.

What would you do if you were attcked by a monster completely comprised of Kleenex?

I stood in front of the beast, as it looked down at me with it’s black eyes. It furrowed what I assumed was it’s eyebrows, as it’s eyes turn angry, or at least as angry as blackness can get. It’s body is a gentle white, the designs from the many tissues were barely visable. He looks soft and billowy but I know better, he’s no softy… well, in literal terms he was. I knew he was here to wipe me away, wipe me away like they all had forced his people to do as they blew into them. Dirtied their soft bodies, and tossed them in the trash. He was out for revenge, and I had the bad luck of running into him first. He came at me pretty quickly, the tissue in his body ruffled in the wind as he lunged.

I ran to my side, grabbing the lighter from my pocket; I was glad I had kept it, even after I quit smoking. I almost felt bad, for his actions really were justified. Justification gave no excuse for murder though, and if I didn’t do it, it meant blood on my hands. He lunged at me again, grabbed me and holding me up with his billowy hands.

“I’m sorry my friend.” I muttered sadly. He looked at me with saddened dark eyes. I frowned as I flicked the lighter on, I swiped it at his hands. He groaned madly, dropping me to the ground. He screamed as the flames consumed him ever so quickly.

Good bye my friend.


What would you do if you were standing with your family and your entire community staring into the sky as Nuclear bombs came, just meters from hitting you?

Make a wish that doesn't come out evil and wish for that nuclear bomb to have a phut

Hrm, we need a new question going :)

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Nothing

What would you do for a Klondike ice cream? :)

Hardyhar :) So funny. Same thing :) Mhm. ./not answering.

What would you do if up became down, down became up, and left became right while right was left? (Besides be confused? xD)

Cry... then figure out what went wrong.

What would you do if your fingers grew tiny faces and started talking to you

My hands began to itch, and suddenly, small black blinking eyes appeared on each one. Mouths sprouted next, and just as quickly as they came, they began to speak. Most were high-pitched and sent a shiver down my spine. It was the thumb that shut them up, as his dark voice bellowed. His eyes seemed to look into mine, as he began to speak.

“You know, that disinfectant that you got because it smells nice, doesn’t smell nice to us. Like sitting next to a bus full of people with too much perfume on.”

I didn’t know what to say. My thumb was talking to me, and not only that, he was telling me what he thought. Was that even possible, did he have a brain?

“And you know, I hate when you pick your nails. And for that matter, I hate nailpolish.”

He went on, complaining about everything I did as I walked on, trying to muffle him with some cloth. I went into my house, and I picked up my gloves. I could hear their screams through the material as they began to cry, I knew I had to do something. Something rash. I went to the stove, and put on some boiling water. Within minutes, it was bubbling and I had the gloves off.

“You know, I hate when you run us through your hair. We don’t need to see that.”

I looked at him and I said nothing as I dangled my hands over the boiling water.

“What do you think you’re doing?” he snapped.

Within second I had dumped my finger tips into the boiling water. Their screams went on for quite a long time, as I had to endure the pain of my fingers. When they had stopped screaming, I thrust my raw, and burnt fingers from the water, and under the faucet of icy water. My hands throbbed, as the cool water flowed by their motionless faces. I’d probably never be able to feel with my fingertips again, but I didn’t want to hear another peep from them. Sometimes… sacrifices had to be made.

What would you do if everytime you sneezed, your mother broke her back?

Awesome :D

What would you do if you caught your mom cheating on your dad?

Kill whom ever the guy was.

What would you do if... bill gates died and his money was going to be given away to one random person and it just so happened to be you

Holy crap I would cry.

But I wouldn't want all of it so I'd give away most of it.

What would you do if zombies suddenly infested the earth?

I would probably end up getting "zombified". Then come after you because you predicted it with that question haha.

What would you do if language comprehension stopped and you couldn't communicate with verbal or written words?

I would try to learn sign language

What would you do if your friend committed suicide

cry alot and b sad

what would u do if someone told u they hated u

Note: this is a writing site. Please limit the netspeak. A little is acceptable, but only a little.

I would construct a plan to swiftly and justly bring them to shame through a series of challenges aimed toward a part of their person that is a severe shortcoming.

What would you do if it was still the 90's?

I'd perm my hair.

What would you do if you woke up and found out you were a giant cockroach?

I'd tell Kafka that a sequel was a bad idea.

What would you do if there was absolutely no way at all that you could ever communicate with anyone else?

I would have to tap into the voices in my head (a la Snowman in Oryx and Crake).

What would you do if your plane crashed and the crew died and you had to survive on your own on a deserted island?

wish that I had watched Lost at least once, and then probably die about 3 days later or something.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were actually a baby in a cot and all this had been a dream?

Scream bloody murder forever!!!!!

What would you do if you found out your mother was your sister's brother?

WHOA!! idk, that would mean i had to have been adopted, if my mother was really my sisters brother!!!

what would you do if life turned out to be really some false reality like in the matrix

I'd bargain with the machines to trade places with will smith


What would you do if we had spaceships that could travel to pluto and back in less than a minute?

i would go to every planet for the hell of it

what would you do if you could have an infinite supply of any one thing of your choice

I would have a heart attack and a smile that would last for ever

What would you do if an alien landed on earth?

What would you do if an alien landed on earth?

Most likely read about in the Enquirer while the government denied it ever happened.

What would you do everyone who ever offended/hurt you, begged for your forgiveness?

show them the mercy of colt

What event would you change in your life if you could?

i would change the fact that my parents have tried making me break up with my love

I would use the three minutes to get the ____ ouda there! Good luck to him landing the bomb on me, lest of course, he had a heat seaking missile, then who knows what heat he might seek.



Now...what would you do if you were an 11th grade biology teacher and you were in the middle of a lecture on the wonders of mitochondrial DNA, when all of a sudden you realize you forgot to wear clothes that day (and this might not be a dream)?

omg, i would die

what would you do if the world was going to end tommorrow

I would take off my clothes and teach a biology class about the wonder of mitochondrial DNA? Not really!!!! I would kiss my children and call my best friend and wait for the arms of God.







What would you do if you were sunbathing and a snake crawled across your belly (happened to my cousin Linda)?

I would take off my clothes and teach a biology class about the wonder of mitochondrial DNA? Not really!!!! I would kiss my children and call my best friend and wait for the arms of God.







What would you do if you were sunbathing and a snake crawled across your belly (happened to my cousin Linda)?

panic and maybe wet myself.

What would you do if you found out your parents were not human.

help them prepare the invasion of earth


What would you do if someone made a pill that would let you live for ever and there could only be one

Give it away - I have too many loved ones waiting for me in Heaven.

What would you do if you favorite fictional character came to life?

Have him show me how to use twin scmitars


What would you compete in if you were an olympian?

Powerlifting ... definitely.

IWhat would you do if you won a gold medal and someone offered to buy it?

I'd consider giving it to them, but then I'd remember that my kids might want it so I'd probably keep it for them. I'm not very materialistic.



What would you do if you had a choice to keep your toes or your fingers?

Fingers ... I use them more.

WWYD if you had the choice between writing a commercial best seller or a critically accalimed work few people ever bothered to read?

Oh pooh.... ego or money, ego or money, ego or money.... Best seller!

I'd go for the bestseller too.

WWYD if you developed superpowers?

Serious answer: Intuit who the deeply altruistic people are and put them in charge of the world, while, at the same time, using my newly acquired kryptoblastic brain controlled eye lasers to deliver unalterable attitude adjustments to 'bad' people, thus enabling the 'good seed' element which exists within 99.9% of all human beings. The other .1% will be self annililated by 'good' vibes that they just cannot withstand, sort of like the blinding deadly light of God upon man.

That, was my serious answer. Thank you.




And, WWYD if you were in that .1% and had 5 minutes in which to reflect?

Probably be happy. A "bad" life wouldn't be worth living. But then, Hell would probably be worse, and I can't die in Hell. Either I'd do that, or I'd say goodbye to everyone I'd ever come across. "'Bye Mom, 'bye Dad, 'bye Dallyce, 'bye that fat guy who once offered me half a bologna sandwich then played the bagpipes for me..."

WWYD if someone gave you crystal meth, but you thought it was candy, so you thought you wwere addicted to candy?