Never move again. I don't have a 100 dollars.

What would you do if the lower half of your body was turned into a desk chair?

Become Desk Man. Defender of the computer nerd, righter of typo's, the flat surface of editing, and upholder of mugs everywhere!

What would you do if your driveway was always covered in five feet of snow every morning no matter the weather?

Assasinate him immediately
:D:D:D:D lol

same question

Make sure than I was always near the life boat and that I had a life jacket near by and someone that new how to swim with me (I can't swim)

What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island with your wrost enemy?

laugh hysterically cause my short story, my only short story that lives is TERRIBLE lol so more fool them for trying lol

What would you do if your worst piece of writing you ever had written got published and you were ridiculed world wide for it?

Umm not much

same question

try to climb my way out and hope that it has no water in it or I would drown...rofl

What would you do if someone walked up to you in the street and just stood there staring at you and then said you look like a monkey and then they walked off?

be extremely worried for the future of all mankind rofl (jokes) but yeah it would be pretty hilarious so probably make sure I got it all on video and sell it for millions rofl

Same question lol

see how many pranks I could pull on everyone cause damn that would be so funny cause none of them would remember and then I would tell every one exactly what I think of them all and then feel bad for it and apologise later on and everyone will be like HUH? WHAT?

same question lol i like this one

Donate as much as I possibly could and make sure I lead a very very very healthy life so that I could donate blood every day.

What would you do if one of your family was diagnosed with a terminal illness and you were granted the wish to cure them but had to give up your own life for the wish to work?

Without a doubt cure them, ya only ever get one family.

What would youdo if your little toe started talking to you and told you that it is sick of being cramped up in a shoe and wants to be able to breathe every once and a while?

very kindly let them in to use the toilet, tell them to help themselves to whatever they wanted and then hide somewhere very far away lol

What would you do if your house was plagued with care bares?

go see a surgeon to get them removed damnthat would hurt and suck cause I woudln't be able to write and that would kill me for sure......

What would you do if your mouth was super glued shut?

keep writing anyway and if they tried to stop me I would kill them all mwahahahahahahahaa no one comes between me and my pen lol (how tragic lol)

What would you do if you got arrested and then hung for replying to this exact question?

well be thankful that I actually had a laptop to begin with. Look on the bright side of things. Some people dont even have shoes.

What would you do if you met a man from the future

What would you do if your laptop had lost all internet, and you had to use the stupid home computer, with the worst keyboard ever invented? I hate it when that happens lol

ask him how he got here.

What would you do if life ended?

die
badda bing -badda boo

what would you do if the after life was really planet earth and this whole time we have been in "heaven" not knowing it. Plus when we die off of earth we go to the real "living" state of life

never have a birthday cake btu have birthday pizza instead

what would you do if all the food int he world vanished?

enjoy the tranquility and make myself a friend out of whatever was laying around to keep me company.

what would you do if animals took over the world?

They don't?
Same thing I do now, read a lot of papers and become sadder and sadder at the state of affairs.

What would you do if the rocks obtained sentience, and movement and took over the world?

Become leader of the Revolution.

What would you do if I took over the world with my army of identical clones?

Pretend to be one of the clones, and make myself leader of the clones, while killing another clone saying it was me.

What would you do if you had five clones of yourself?

I'd write myself out of it.

Same question back to you. (how's that for a cop out?)

As a historian with very strong views, lets just say history would never be the same again.
Can everyone say Canadian Hegemony.

What would you do if you were a neutral person in a war zone, and no one really liked you?

Make myself the hero of the story who gets the gold, and the girl.


What would you do if you were a neutral person in a war zone, and no one really liked you?

Walk right through the middle of the opposing sides. They'll either hit me and end it or they'll hit each other and I can sneak off home.

Flipping heck, Banzai beat me to it!

Banzai's question.

I'd have a wonderful time. I know what's in my stories. hehe!

what would you do if aliens landed? (I know, my brains are dead tonight!)

Explain to the foot about how majority rules, while my hands hold a very sharp axe.

What would you do if you were in a small group of survivors who may survive by staying together, but if you ran away, you would most likely live, but everyone else would definitely die.

Go to the doctor. It's not very fatal, just really contagious.

What would you do if all the flowers rose up in a bloody revolution killing gardeners everywhere?

Laugh. A lot.
Can they even reach Canada?

What would you do if you saw a rabbit laying chocolate eggs?

Eat it? I hate kids. =)

What would you do if your very left toe grew a mouth, proceeding to taunt you at every chance it got?

Duct tape it shut. It might be a little uncomfortable, but it will shut up.

What would you do if you were in a giant slingshot about to be launched into the air?

Put a crash helmet on... =[

What would you do if your armpits started sprouting snakes instead of hair?

Buy a spray on deodorant, and baggy shirts.

What would you do if wings sprouted out of your head?

Enjoy the view.

What would you do if you were surrounded by naked, extremely wrinkled, dirty old men?

Get help from the doctor. Or put a bullet in my head if I can't be saved.

What would you do if you were buried in snow, and made into a snowman?

I would hope that it warms up quick, or die waiting.

What would you do if you woke up and you were inside of a video game?

Hope its an easy, non-violent video game.

What would you do if you woke up in a zombie apocalypse?

Avoid water.

What would you do if you were 5 years old again, knew you were suppose to be older, and remembered all of your experiences, but didn't retain the actual book knowledge?

Question?

Send my cats after it.

What would you do if you were trapped in a cave, with the entrance blocked, with rescuers possibly days away, and a passage deeper into the earth?

obviously explore. however not go far unless soemthing catches my eye.

What would you do if your favorite food suddenly tasted like vomit and vomit tasted like your favorite food.

Change my favourite food.

What would you do if the sun turned blue?

probably nothing actually.

would be pretty neat.



what would you do if the dirt turned red. (yes i know some dirt is redish-but i mean allll dirt being red red)

As long as it still grew food, like usual, nothing much. I don't pay much attention to dirt, unless I'm gardening.

What would you do if you only heard the first half of any sentence?

be forever confused!


what would you want your family to do if you went into a coma?

Wait for me to wake up of course! lol

What would you do if your eyes were in the back of your head?

have hairy eyes


what would you do if you had feet for hands?

walk on my hands.
what would you do if a volcano erupted in your town

Move. Quickly.

What would you do if everyone became the physical age of 2 years old, but retained their memories and mental capacity.

bahahah that would be hilarious. I would not do anything because there isnt anything to do. I might take meds to make me grow ..?

what would you do if fairies were real

Start a fairy collection.

What would you do if Santa Claus were real?

be very very good all year round

what would you do if the bible was made up and it was proven that it is a bunch of boloney(bologna is just a wierd way of spelling it)

Not a thing. As an athiest I'm pleasantly neutral on religion.

What would you do if everything you discovered Everything you know is wrong?

I would relearn it so I was right. I like to learn new things so it might be enjoyable

What would you do if youwoke up ina hospital and found out you had been in a coma for 10 yrs..?

Tell people I had been on a spiritual journey meeting Alien Angels. Write several dozen books about my experience, prophecies I had been told, and rewriting history. Form a large cult around me. (No compound though, I wouldn't want to live with them.) Steal all of their money, and move far far away. Come out with one final book detailing the coming new age. And right in the middle of the book, so people probably wouldn't see it until they actually bought the book, I'd explain that I had lied about everything, they were stupid, and to go away.

Same question.

I would move on like everything was the some. Acting like I was still at the last event in my life that I remembered.

What would you do if everyone on the earth died besides you?

do all the fun things that people didnt want me to do. like go sit in the white house. fly a plane......go on some fun rides......party.....good times and then eventually go insane from lonliness

what would you do if alls you could hear is a ringing sound in your ears forever

probably go insane and run around like a mad woman.

What would you do if you only heard one word out of every hunderd you were exposed to?

read lips.Its possible ya know

what would you do if you seen a monkey copying everything you were doing but doing it better than you

be very jelous and ask him where him learned all how to do it.

what would you do if all your hair fell out?

Well considering its been shaved off now for the last 5 months nothing really.

What would you do if you kept dreaming of your granny in her underwear.

eeeeeeeewwwwwwww I would go and get very very drunk and see if that would stop it and if that didn't i would never sleep again.

What would you do if you were buried alive?

Unbury myself.

That was easy.

What would you do if everytime you sneezed all the water around you turned to ice?

make sure i wasn't in the water when i sneezed lol

what would you do if all the word games kept getting locked?

Find a skeleton key.

What would you do if everytime you sneezed your hair turned different unnatural colours for one hour?

What would you do if everytime you sneezed your hair turned different unnatural colours for one hour?

Go, AWESOME! and continue sneezing.

What would you do if the Easter Bunny asked to mate with you?

Take it to my bedroom, tell it to make itself comfortable while I get ready. Come back with a cooking pot, cleaver, and my three cats. It doesn't stand a chance.

What would you do if you became Santa Claus?

obviously gain a hundred pounds...become a male, and be old. The plus side is that I would be able to be jolly, and yell ho ho ho at people without dirty looks.

What would you do if you became a modern day virgin mary

Cry as I wonder what happened to my manhood.

What would you do if you were walking past a lake and a woman appeared in the middle of it, walked across the water, and handed you a sword with the name Excalibur on the blade?

hand it back i don't need a sword.

What would you do if every day you were some one else?

Do whatever I want, and not have to worry about the consequences.

What would you do if gravity stopped working for you?

float about and be the object of everyones attention

what would you do if you suddenly became so heavy that you could barely move

Go on a diet. Immediately. And get some liposuction.

What would you do if the sky went on the fritz, like a bad tv?
http://www.sinfest.net/

just take a swig og Budwieser.

What would you do if beer and spirits became illegal to drink

Not care. I don't like alcohol and only drink it socially.

What would you do if sex became illegal?

Not much. I don't care about sexs.

What would you do if you had to sing everything you said?

Probably get beaten to death, I can't sing. Can't hold a note with both hands, and my voice tends to waver a lot.

What would you do if you had to dance every time you moved?

What else. get giggy with it.

What would you do if you woke up naked in the middle of a shopping centre

Shoplift some clothes, since I wouldn't have my wallet on me.

What would you do if you woke up naked in the middle of a market in China?

Ask someone to take a picture.

What would you do if you woke up on a nuclear submarine and ordered top press the red button?

As long as the orders in English, press the big red button.
Britain and America have no reason to blow up Canada, so I'd do it.

What would you do if you woke up beside a button that had a sign beside it saying "Apocalypse"?

Erm Push it what else.

What would you do if you lost a billion pounds by accidently losing the lottery ticket before you cashed it. And you were left pennyless

Eh. Kick myself, and then ignore it. Its not like I had the money in the first place.

What would you do if you lost all your possessions in a poker game?

Go get a job and buy a computer so I wouldn't get behind on this word games:D :D :D

Waht would you do if and guy came to your house with a gun and told you do get him everything or he'd shoot you?

get him everything.....

what would you do if you ate a peanut out of a package and then read the package...you now realizing that those peanuts were self destructing peanuts...you would proceed by..?

Self-induced vomiting. And then never eat a peanut again. I always knew those things wanted to kill you.

What would you do if the only thing you could remember was work?

Work

What would you do if a genie poped out of a lamp you rubbed and said I aint gonna give you no wish?

Put the genie back in the bottle put a cork on the end and give it to another poor sap.

What would you do if you gained super powers?

What else.... Become the ruler of the world. Mua ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa .


WHat would you do if you had super powers but then lost them?

Replace them with guns. That solves everything.

What would you do if everyone believed you were a major super hero but you didn't have any super powers?

Live in the lap of Luxury.

What would you do same Question?

Um, invest in a lot of pepper spray laced with the pain protein in an easily absorbable form. I don't want hardened criminals trying to kill me for the prestige.

What would you do if you realized you could turn into a wolf or a bird at will?

If it be a bird Id fly high through rocky cathedrals and soar the heavens.
If Wolf well thats different lock your doors the big bad is coming out to eat some lamb. And chicken sure tastes good.

What would you do if you were iether an ant or a flea?

hope that no one had fly spray on them.

What would you do if you were handcuffed to a pole in the middle of a major shopping centre with a sign saying beat me for fun?

Reap the pain.

Same question

same answer lol

what would you do if you found out that your family and everything around you was a figment of your imagination?

Yeeeehaaaaaa lots of women here i come..................................

Same question

lol
start wondering where the hell I have been these last 3 years

what would you do if no one posted in the word games anymore?

The Question is what would you do? lol

Same Question?

go post somewhere else lol

what would you do f you burst into flames as soon as you read this post?

Get over heated about things

Same question

Jump back in the shower. Quickly.

What would you do if it was always breakfast?

Cornflakes anyone.

What would you do if you woke up as a dung beetle pushing crap around for the remainder of your life?

Die in a crap avalanche.

What would you do if you were made out of glass?

make sure I was bullet proof glass.

What would you do if all the livestock in the world died at the same time.

Not much I don't eat meat.

What would you do if the whole world turned into cheese?

pass out from the smell. then probably die a slow death as the cheese clogged my intestines.

what would you do if you were only allowed to ingest liqiuds rather than eat solids.

Make juice out of anything I wanted to eat!

What would you do if gas went up to $50 a gallon?

ride a bike. better for the environment anyways.

what would you do if bikes became to new "it" thing to have-rahter than cars and motorcycles.

well I would sit on my bike and go for a ride in the country


What would you do if you woke up but realised that you hadn't woken up but were dead?

Get confused and find out what happened next. At the very least I'd enjoy watching the world go by.

What would you do if you were an intelligent, non-infectious, man-eating zombie?

live my life as un ugly man eating zombie. Maybe do some math since I am so smart. Or since I am so smart I could figure out a way to not...be a zombie.


what would you do if you found out a secret so big but couldnt tel anyone in fear death and murder. But if you didnt tell anyone your family would die

Keep the secret.

Same Question.
what would you do if you found out a secret so big but couldnt tel anyone in fear death and murder. But if you didnt tell anyone your family would die?

If keeping the secret meant my family would die, I'd tell the secret. I'd prefer to risk my life, than lose my family.

What would you do if your bones were unbreakable?

Well Id plan world Domination

What would you do if your bones were as weak as glass?

Avoid falling down, and wear some armour.

What would you do if you could see three seconds into the future?

I would predict what my mum was about to say and leave before I'm forced to wash up.

What would you do if you were given eternal invisibility?

hope that I wasn't always invisible cause it would make it hard to brush my hair and I hate having messy hair lol

What would you do if every time you tried to speak all that came out were cursive words?

Muahahahahahahahahahaha Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Same Question

make sure that I was around everyone i wanted to abuse and just let rip with it mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahhaha

what would you do if you woke up and your head was a toilet bowl?

Go back to sleep. Maybe the next time I wake up my head will be something a little more reasonable, like an anvil, or an aardvark.

What would you do if every time you went into a restaurant, you started to smell really bad, the owners told you to leave or they were calling the cops, and the moment you left the smell went away?

Never go to another restaurant as long as i live lol

What would you do if you couldn't sit down no matter what?

Uh stand up? If that got too painful I could always do funny squatting things all the time.

What would you do if Elvis Presley walked through the door right now?

Tell him to get out of my house. Never liked him.

What would you do if a talking pig came up and asked if you had any drugs he could buy?

Tell him no. Even talking pigs don't get special treatment.

What would you do if you discovered your whole life was part of a tv series?

Demand royalties. Lots of them.

What would you do if a psychotic clown ran through your school or work place, and threw custard pies at everyone?

Laugh. My school could use some excitement.

What would you do if bugs turned out to be psycho serial killers.

They aren't already? I'd get out the bug spray, and mosquito hat.

What would you do if your head turned into a stack of tasty pies?

Die I suppose. Minced meat probably isn't too good at telling my heart to beat.

What would you do if I told you I was the messiah?

Shrug my shoulders and walk away. I'm not going to get into someones delusions.

What would you do if a burning bush started talking to you and told you, you were the messiah?

Shrug my shoulders and walk away. I'm not going to get into someones delusions. :P

What would you do if I decided to copy everything you say?

Start singing about how wonderful I am. I even have a dance routine set up for just such an occasion.

What would you do if 99% of the population vanished leaving you and the remaining 1% scattered across the globe?

Find the rest of the 1% from their scattered regions and used our combined magical powers to make the rest come back.

What would you do if the world turned upside down?

probably fall on my head lol

what would you if you woke up with a gorilla in your bed?

Shoot it.

What would you do if you were stopped by a traffic cone and asked for the directions to sasketchewan?

tell it that if i gave it directions it would end up in the middle of the atlantic ocean and being used as a toy for some sea animal. I give very bad directions lol.....

What would you do if you got into a car and it had developed a mind of its own and took you for the most frightening ride of your entire life?

Sell tickets to thrill seekers. Someones going to be stupid enough to hop in.

What would you do if you shrank to 1 foot tall?

Muahahahahahahahaha

What would you do if you saw a massive asteroid coming towards you and you didn't have time to escape its destruction?

Pull out a tiny umbrella and hold it over my head, as I hold up a sign saying "EEK!".
It never worked for the coyote, but it might work for me.

What would you do if a pimple tried to take over your face, by turning your nose against you in open revolt?

Find a damn good dermatologist... Or use Proactiv :P

What would you do if all the chocolate in the world disappeared?

Not care. I like chocolate but its not the be all and end all.

What would you do if you could change one detail in history?

hmmm hard one. Not taking much thought into this since its not real so I would change the genocide of the jews. Maybe make it so hitler was not born? i dunno something along those lines.

same question

Have Jesus killed at birth. It would be interesting to see the changes. (Yes I'm evil)

What would you do if you could control clothing, even stuff your not wearing?

make it dance on other ppl as they walked by and see their frightened expressions.

what would you do if al types of gods ruled the earth and you had to obey them.

Get mixed up, as I work for Gods' from all over the world, and all the different religions.
It would be a case of wake up in the morning and trying to figure out which one I had to believe in today.

What would you do if you became the God of Jam?

cry because i hate jam

what would you do if you monsters were real?

Become a big game monster hunter.

What would you do if the God of Jam came after you and tried to make you put jam on everything, including steak?

I would seek council with the god of peanut butter and the godess of honey to protect me from jam.

What would you do if aliens were amoung us and we didnt know it because they are so clever....

Not know they were amongst us because they are too clever.

What would you do if your pants all decided to make a run for the border?

Follow them.

What would you do if you just stood there and watched all your friends and family gunned down by al quada. Would you runnaway or would you pick up a fallen gun and take your chance's with faith against them?

(good point domo)

I would take my chance. I'm the kind of person who needs revenge.

what would you do if a pegasus landed right beside you and said sir cruchard is awaiting your services.

Seriously wonder about the aerodynamics of the Pegasus, wonder who Sir Cruchard is, and most importantly what he could possibly want with me.
After all of that I'd tell it to wait while I ran home. Proceed to arm myself with a couple of sharp knives, several other weapons, and than take off to see what will happen.

What would you do if a meteorite fell to Earth, landed near you, and when you ran over to investigate you discovered a battle plan, written in English, to invade the Earth and feast on the entrails of human?

laugh out loud and think it was a pratical joke but report it to the authorities so i didn't have it to deal with.

What would you do if you woke up and were a sock puppet?

Get some false teeth so I could bite anyone putting their hand up me.

What would you do if every time your reflection showed up in a mirror, the mirror broke?

Stay away from mirrors

What would you do if all the grass suddenly vanished?

Never have to mow again.

What would you do if God came down to Earth once a year and gave you a report on how well you'd been doing since the last review?

Start planting carrots.

what would you do if your family had been murdered by a very evil terroist and you had him in your lounge. Yet your wife is siffering so bad on the floor besides you you only have one bullet in your gun you either shoot the terrorist in the head or put your wife from her to be life long pain as both her legs are gone and shes taken a bullet to the stomach meaning she will live in pain for hours before she dies and the law are practically at your do. What would you do shoot the evil terrorist or your wife?

The terrorist. Enough pain pills will put my wife out of her misery.

What would you do if you could only see with your tongue?

shoot myself and die in peace :D

what would you do if you ran out of conditioner whilst you were allready in the shower? (oh the horror!!)

Heather

Conditioner? Whats that? :confused:
Guys with short hair don't need to worry about that stuff.

What would you do if an alien came down and asked for 50 dollars so he could get some gas?

Capture him put him in a cage and become very very rich indeed.

Same question

tell him i only have pounds 'cos i'm English.

what would you do if you were walking down town in the middle fo the afternoon and everyone dissapeared?

Go home and surf the web, and the tv finding out what happened. Then loot and pillage.

What would you do if every thirty five minutes everyone but you, disappeared for one minute and then reappeared as if nothing had happened?

Wet the bed, duck for cover, learn how to eat rats, and start planning a way out of the city. If it isn't winter yet, I could still escape the city, purposefully get captured by the Romanians, claim to be a noncombatant from Canada, and hopefully just spend the rest of the war in a prison camp.
I've studied Stalingrad. There are no good options anywhere. The best you could hope for was very basic survival.
Edit:If its winter and the Germans are about to be encircled. I may wait and try to convince the Russian Commissars I'm not an enemy, but it would probably be easier to shoot myself in the head.

What would you do if your hands caused paper to burst into flame?

Whatever I was programmed to do. Hopefully something interesting though.

What would you do if every day ninjas threw down smoke bombs all around you and threw rubber chickens at you, before escaping in more clouds of smoke over the rooftops?

Have chicken for dinner.

What would you do if the doctor told you that you are now Impotent.

Become an arm wrestler. Everyone will forfeit before they risk my claw.

What would you do if your head was transplanted onto the body of a human size earthworm?

Think an awful lot

What would you do if reality stopped working in various parts of the world?

What could I do? Unm, dance around all day with a cup of milk on my head. Play Word Games all night and be my annoying self LOL

What would you do if your phone wouldn't stop ringing even if you were on the internet?

Unplug the phone.

What would you do if a book you were reading tried to eat you?

Whoa! Books I read just like to swallow me up lol.
I would chain the book up and turn the pages with a long stick, unless the book was gunk. Then I'd trow it away.

What would you do if flies swarmed around you all the time?

Learn how to make fly soup.

What would you do if your bones disappeared, but you were still alive?

let 'em.

what would you do if your feet wouldn't stop dancing?

Be a happy penguin and convince all the other penguins to dance too... (erm... anyone else seen happy feet? :D)


What would you do if your head fell off and rolled into a river?

offer you money and if that didn't work use the guilt trick oon you "I have children.......you want to take care of them?????"

what would you do if tomorrow never came?

Nothing because the world would end.

What would you do if you could never write again?

Wear black....

What would you do if you could only eat manure?

Buy a new one.

What would you do if someone stole something you'd written, made millions off it as a bestseller and you couldn't prove you'd written it?

Kill my counterpart and be the original...

What would you do if you found out you were in the matrix?

be happy that i finally figured out why im so heartless.

what would you do if you found out you weren't human?

Hope no one else discovers it.

What would you do if your eyelids dropped off and your eyes turned into enormous bug eyes?

Catch them and start juggling.

What would you do if your skin became covered in pins?

Give out more hugs than usual.

What would you do if your skin turned green?

Cover it up with make-up.

What would you do if your hair started talking?

Make a new friend.

What would you do if your best friend revealed themselves to be a vampire?

find a new best friend

What would you do if everyone in the world knew you?

be popular.

what would you do if nobody knew you?

Become someone else.

What would you do if all the ugly people in the world wanted to kiss you?

become a hermit. (but seriously people don't judge a book by its cover :P)

what would you do if you were the ugliest person on earth?

hire an assasin and maybe a therapist.

What would you do first if you were a supervillain?

First: Make myself look like a respectable scientist or business owner, and start developing 10 super bombs for the ten most important countries in the world.

Second: Get a lot of skin grafts.

What would you do if you were a super hero?

Sit on a throne all day.

What would you do if you suddenly discovered you were part of the royal family?

Take power by force and then revel in my new found status...lol

What would you do if you were given 1 million pounds but couldn't spend any of it on yourself?

Hope I was above the bed when I fall.

What would you do if your skin was invisible?

be sick

what would you do if you were had a gun held to your head?

Whatever I was told to do, waiting for the police to either shoot the man, or planning an escape that would result with me pointing the gun at them.

What would you do if you were turned into a an immortal cat with human thoughts and memories but no way to talk?

learn to use my paws to write.

same question.

get rid of paedophiles.

same question - sorry not at all original tonight lol

(Wow that was lucky you decided not to change the question)
Hack it, and cause mayhem to all the sick criminals that pervade the internet.
And read a lot of the confidential e-mails concerning books and movies I like.

What would you do if at some random time every day it rained dog crap?

buy a strong umbrella, and carry it all the time whilst wearing wellies.

No question?
I'll supply one.

What would you do if you saw everything like it was sideways?

oooppps i knew i forgot something lol...

Get used to it? lol

What would you do if you lost your memory?

Get people to help me remember. Use smells and pictures and different sceneray to try and trigger it back. If it didnt come back then I would start over.

What would you do if you were wrongly accused of a murder and sentenced to life in jail?

Read ahead to find out what happens next

What would you do if you suddenly lost your eyesight?

Go blind.

What would you do if your ears kept trying to run away?

glue them on with superglue

Waht would you do if your lips packed a bag and headed south?

Go with them.

What would you do if your eyes turned blood red and you started smelling like marijuana all the time, even though you weren't smoking any, or near any?

Go hunting.

Same question.

Well As for Hitler I would kick down his door tie him up and collect the bounty on his head as for musilini well Id do the same and Stalin well Same again. Wow to think I'd be bloody wealthy after all of that.

What would you do if you woke up in iraq

Walk calmly along to the nearest embassy Canadian, British, or American. Ask directions from police or soldiers as necessary. Once everything is settled, maybe do some sightseeing.

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the Amazon rainforest?

Well Id do some exploring look for a river follow the river around until i found other people.


What would you do if you aged 50 years over night and it was not reversable?

Go out and buy new clothes cause the contents of my wardrobe at the moment I highly doubt would be very appropriate for a 73 year old lady to be weearing lol.

What would you do if you were in a very fancy restuarant and some total stranger walked up to you and covered you in spaghetti with really runny sauce and said enjoy your meal an then ran as fast as possible out of the door?

Dig in! ^^

What would you do if the great wall of china was made of rice?

Book a trip to Italy. I like pizza.

What would you do if your feet were always surrounded by two feet of water, no matter where you were or what you were doing?

Buy an aluminum umbrella.

What would you do if a pack of wild dogs followed you everywhere?

Run and hide if possible. If not attack. I'd rather avoid dying, but I'm not about to die on my knees.

What would you do if coarse hair covered your entire body?

wax alot and consider some type of bleaching for the colour....

what would you do if dinosaurs came back?

Go dino hunting. As long as they aren't endangered.

What would you do if you and your town or neighbourhood (if you live in a city) was transported back in time to the age of the dinosaurs?

Erm...hide and cry?

What would you do if you woke up on another planet where evil aliens were about to eat you? :D

!) Most likely get eaten, unless they're unprepared and weak.

2) Ask what you were doing here, and then politely tell you you're unexpected so you have to fend for yourselves.

What would you do if a Bigfoot ran into your home, kidnapped you and took you back to its cave, and acted like you were its baby?

Lol are they that mean over there that they'd eat you??? :P

Be thankful I wasn't being eaten.. and then escape.

What would you do if you were told you had an hour to live?

First I'd Censored. Then I'd Censored. Oh and then Censored, following Censored. And then with the yogurt I'd Censored, Censored, Censored. Censored, with Censored. The goat would Censored!!!!
As an encore I'd,
CENSORED!!!!
And thats what I'd do.


What would you do if you were 10 years old again?

Lol... I might change my avatar to match :D And yeah it does look a little weird for me too.

Become a young genius... or then again maube my body would finally match my mental age...

Same question

Declare myself Emperor of the Universe and force the people of Earth to find me a habitable planet, so that I could begin creating the Largest Empire in History.
Also put them to work making me immortal.

What would you do if you were declared the lowest form of life on Earth?

Get a tan, and a haircut.

What would you do if you were Big Bird from Sesame Street?

Get my own tv show like the original muppets, that show was awesome.

What would you do if you were a Storm Trooper in Star Wars (the original stuff)?

uhm be a storm trooper and do storm trooper things(not cool enough to know what a storm trooper is)

what would you do if you had super human powers an had to choose to use them for good or evil?

I'd choose good. I'm just too nice to be evil. But I'd definitely do advertisements, and charge fees when possible.

What would you do if you were a lackey for a campy movie supervillian?

Shoot him and take over the world in his place.

What would you do if time ran out?

The same as everyone else.

What would you do if you went to see the new space station and watched a meteor come to Earth and destroy it from orbit?

Pour myself a glass of wine for hitting the target correctly.

What would you do if you ran out of money?

Same thing I did a few months ago, head home, try to get a job, and wait for income tax to roll around.

What would you do if a T-Rex ate your pet?

Go capture the bugger then bring it back to the zoo and become a billionaire.

What would you do if you woke up naked in bed with your granny who waqs also naked in bed with a hugh smile pressed upon her old wrinkled face?

Scream in terror and do something drastic. I really don't know what, but it would be drastic.

What would you do if you ended up in Alice's Wonderland?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice%27s_Adventures_in_Wonderland

Start chasing rabbats with glass's.

Waht would you do if your whole body grew long hair?

Become a gorrilla... lol

what would you do if you lost all hair?

Never shave or get a haircut again.

What would you do if your hands, lips, nose, and feet became 5 inches larger?

Wouldn't you like to know?????????

What would you do if you went for a swim in the ocean and realised you'd jumped in Shark Infested waters and had a really bad cut on your elbow?

Get out quickly.

What would you do if your toes screamed everytime you lied?

Well I would gag them all of course............


What would you do if your nose grew everytime you lied........?

Find a pretty girl and start lying.

What would you do if every piece of paper that got within 10 feet of you tried to eat you?

Become a nervous wreck? I have several pieces of paper near me right now that are all giving me evil looks! o.o

What would you do if you were 17, unemployed and your only option was to work shifts at McDonalds!?

Come in and rob the place at a different shift.

What would you do if a crazed gunman starts popping off shots in your classrom?

Not act the hero. I'd run for my fricken life! D=

What would you do if your mum put all your clothes in with a red sock and they all went a funny shade of pink?

Throw a purple sock in and hope it comes out with purple polka dots.

What would you do if a car started stalking you, just the car, no driver?

Go buy a very big tank and crush the bastard.

What would you do if Domoviye got run over and splatted across the road from your home?

Cry :(

What would you do if I managed to get access to your computer? (Is that really you in those photos?)

Laugh hysterically as you cry when you see my ugly mug lol

what would you do if the last meal you had was laced with poison and only had 5 minutes to live?

Write a letter to whoever finds me telling who did it, and leaving my love to all I care about.

What would you do if you arrived home one day to find a stranger moving their belongings into your house, and your belongings out?

pick up the nearest and hardest object and attack them with it and then throw all of their stuff out and put mine back in.....:D

same question :D