Think I had the wrong house and trawl up and down the street trying my keys in everyone elses locks. =S

What would you do if your hair always looked really messy and you couldn't cut your nails shorter than 10 inches long?

Get a buzz cut for the hair, and grind the nails down to a manageable length. If they can't be cut I'm certain they can be worn away.

What would you do if your nose was constantly bleeding?

Wipe it.

What would you do if everytime you lied your left butt cheek grew. And you told the truth your right butt cheek would shrink?

Nothing, as I lie as often as I tell the truth. Equal bumcheeks for me.

What would you do if you were joined at the forehead to george w bush and there was no possibility of separation due to potentially fatal medical complications?

Go for separation anyway - it's only fatal to him.

What would you do if teddy bears started taking over the world?

Chain all my teddies down and lock the doors!

What would you do if you had the opportunity to win $/£10million but you had to submit yourself to thourough research into the human brain to get it?

Hey why not......................:)


What would you do if you woke up on a mettle operating table with a bright light shining down on you and lots of pincers nipping at your skin your strapped down and lots of alien looking things are watching you?

wonder if it I had actually woken up or if I was in the middle of a nightmare

what would you do if you had a dogs head, cats body and a mouse tail?

Stay indoors for life...........................:)

What would you do if you woke up in anothers body of the opposite sex?

Go running. Be glad to get rid of these bo***.

What would you without electricity?

hope that I didn't have to go to the toilet.....

same question

Same as everyone else.

What would you do if you jumped from a plane and your parachute didn't open?

Take yours off you.

What would you do if you got locked out of your house with nothing but a smile on?

Do some sit ups.

Same question

Wonder how I am going to explain to the police why I am naked breaking into my own home lol

same question

Grab the hidden spare key and walk in.

What would you do if blood suckers started falling out of the sky?

stay indoors

what would you do if you kept getting slapped in the face everywhere you went?

Wear a helmet.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and had forgotten how to write?

Start typing instead.

What would you do if you woke up one day without any skin?

Wear earplugs whenever I'm at a grocery store, or restaurant.

What would you do if words kept melting immediately after you read them?

Reformat it. If it doesn't like it, I'll threaten to turn off its fan and see how it likes burning to death.

What would you do if all the junk food you eat turned into overcooked broccoli?

Start eating healthy food.

What would you do if your shadow follow you everywhere even in the night talking to you nonstop in a whinny voice?

Take more drugs. It will eventually go away.

What would you do if all your utensils ran away as you were about to eat a really good meal?

use my hands

What would you do if you heard the voices in your head start snoring?

Change the subject of my thoughts. I must be thinking of something really boring.

What would you do if a griffin tried to eat you?

i would switch myself to invisible mode

i have magical powers u know!

what would you do if you suddenly developed spioderman powers

Enjoy the feeling of power, and have a whole lot of fun.

What would you do if you could control raspberry jello?

Tell it to stand still and stop fidgeting.

What would you do if you wrote so much you wore your fingers right down?

Hunt the beggers down and sell them on ebay.

Same question
What would you do if you were in a car accident, and woke up in hospital to find out that while you had been unconscious someone had stolen your liver, kidneys and a few feet of intestine, to sell on the organ market?

Steal someone else's organs to replace them. I'm in a hospital still, there are plenty of people who don't need them anymore.

What would you do if your feet became hands?

Clap.

What would you do if you lied and your arse grew for every lie you told and if you spoke the truth your hands shrank?

Not speak. I don't want a big ass, or small hands.

What would you do if a colony of bees the size of your head made a nest in your bedroom?

Threw the kids out of their rooms and make them sleep on the sofe down stairs.


What would you do if you went to the loo for a number two and a crab climbed up your arse?

Time for that enema I've always dreaded.

What would you do if flesh eating monster from outer space was stalking you?

Hunt the begger down And make some money from the capture.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found you were the only living thing in the whole of the universe?

Die from lack of food, and the fact that all the bacteria in my digestive system that helps keep people alive and healthy will have vanished along with everything else.

What would you do if all mechanical devices stopped working?

Revolutionaries are generally well liked. So I guess trying to topple you would have an upside.

What would you do if I became dictator of the world and all the nations supported me?

Nothing.

What would you do if you found yourself and your life the same as the movie the Ring?

Avoid watching movies.

What would you do if you found yourself in a romantic comedy?

Hope it was one of the nice ones. And do my best to become the hero. I'd at least live, unless it was one by Miller.

What would you do if you were in a parody of a fantasy novel?

Make myself GOD!!!!!

What would you do if every bad thing you thought came true?

Enjoy laughing at my friends when we're middle-aged and my complexion is still wonderful.

What would you do if you became a lemon?

Learn how to mountain climb, and build boats. None of this jumping over cliffs and drowning for me.

What would you do if if you found yourself naked in Times Square, New York, in 1946?

Learn to sign.

What would you do if you became an animated skeleton?

Believe that everything revolved around repressed sexual desires... and so on.

What would you do if you were about to be fired upon by a firing squad?

Since theres not much I could do, I'd nod politely to my executioners, and go with dignity. Especially if there were video cameras.
Of course I'd have been doing my best to rip out someones throat before they get me up against the wall. but once theres no hope, you might as well go with dignity.

What would you do if you ruled the world, and a horrifying ancient God arose from the sea, and the only way that MIGHT stop it is to sacrifice every child under the age of ten?

Start stalking him.

What would you do if everytime you read a book the book came to live with you being the main character?

I wouldn't read any horror novels or really gritty books.

What would you do if every story you wrote picked a random person and began turning there lives into the story?

i would laugh and try to make sure that my stories were as interseting (or evil) as possible.

what would you do if on day you woke up and everything was upside down and you woke up lyking on your ceiling?

ask him why he couldn't speak normal english.

what would you do if you met harry potter (as in a real wizard, not the actor)

Well considering the fact that my hair pretty much covers my forehead I guess I could live with it. But I'd find the person who did it and kill them.

Same Question

Get it surgically removed. It would have to go to the bathroom, and I don't think I could deal with that.

What would you do if you ended up looking like a robot with none of the advantages?

Stop drinking. (At least for an hour or two!)

What would you do if you were jogging on the beach and you saw a viscious dog attacking a fat, ugly tramp?

Break the dogs back.

What would you do if a vicious dog was attacking a possible murderer?

laugh hysterically then help the dog if it started loosing

what would you do if your neighbours dog took a dump on your lawn every morning?

Sic my cats on it. When an animal is on their territory, they can be really nasty, without causing serious injury. The dog either never returns, or rolls onto its back in submission whenever it comes by.

What would you do if your eyes turned into little clocks?

be really annoying and tell everyone the time every 5 minutes

what would you do if you had a voice in your head telling you the time every 30 seconds?

Probably go insane.

What would you do if you went to a resturant and bought a bowl of soup for ten dollars but when the waiter handed it to you it was very tiny (like less then a ounce)?

Give him a little more pain than I may suffer.


What would you do if you woke up tied to a set of train tracks and a train headed for you?

Wish I had my camera phone. This would be awesome on youtube.

What would you do if you were forced to walk around in public naked?

Probably die. Although it would be ironic if I woke up kidneyless in a hospital.

What would you do if your girl/boyfriend shaved your eyebrows off whilst you were sleeping?

i would shave off every inch of hair on their body, and thn stab them (no one touches my eye brows)

what would you do if you were in a room with a group of frineds, the light went off and when someone turned it bak on again one of your frined had dissapeared?

Knowing my friends, not much. This would just be a prank, or snack run.

What would you do if while playing a computer game, one of the video game enemies jumped out of the computer and attacked you?

i would reach back into the computer screen again and pull out a sword from the game to kill the badie with.

what would you do if when you woke up in the morning the worl was in balck and white and everything was silent?

Go buy a colour TV.

What would you do if you woke up 20,000 years into the future and everything was very different for eg we're on the brink of extinction?

start taking meds.
what would you do if you seen an elephant speaking english but nobody believed you.

get an axe and start a fire to show them who is boss

what would you do if you peed out of your mouth rather than out of the nether region

ermm . . . probably do what ever me liver told me, until my brain had gathered enough body part minions to overthrow the liver and regain control :D

what would you do if found out that you were slowly mofring into a cat, gradually gettin ears, fur and a tail etc?

sleep with my brother, shoot my dad and find out my sister is actualy my mother. lol.

what would you do if you found yourself walking down the yellow brick road in a little blue dress, with Toto trailing you?

get eaten by a giant spider with the vioce of my teacher (scary women) lol.

same question

Refuse to co-operate with there demands. Send a message out saying to send in the snipers.

What would you do if you woke up and were 3 inches high?

Wait for the security to knock me out, or shoot me. Either way I'd wake up from the bad dream.

What would you do if you woke up in your pets body, and your pet was in your body?

Wow id go across the street and take a S**t on the neighbours lawn. wow. the freedom.

Same Question.
What would you do if you woke up in your pets body, and your pet was in your body?

Same answer id go across the street and take a S**t on the neighbours lawn.

Same question
What would you do if you woke up in your pets body, and your pet was in your body?

Sleep. Cats are good at that.

What would you do if you were in a chain gang? (prisoners who do menial jobs, like break rocks, farm, cut lumber, etc, most common before the fifties.)

Break the chains and flee or go down in a blaze of escaping glory.

What would you do if you woke up and found yourself been strapped into the electric chair?

pull out my machine gun I had hidden in my pant leg....its possible ya know....

what would you do if the planets electricity became non existent.

Move to Mars


What would you do if you woke up in a bunnys body?

I would pretend that I was Bugs Bunny and stir up some trouble.

What would you do if you saw the ghost of a deceased beloved one?

Start Morsing around............:p


What would you do if you came home to find your true love doing it with the milkman?

I am that alien. (Hah now you didn't see that one coming.....:p )

What would you do if you woke up in prision?

walk around trying to find someone who spoke English 'cos i don;t have a clue how to talk German (moscow is in Germany right?)

what would you do if aliens were going to invade the world and they wanted you to be their communications person on earth?

(damn it, i thought i was clever knowing where Moscow was. :()

i would be super super smart (a step down from my normal status) and plot to take over the world

what would you do if you found you could walk on water?

get drunk :D:D:D haha

what would you do if everything you touched turned to gold?

I'd go running after all of the evil and corrupt individuals in the world.

What would you do if you could travel back in time?

Well, I wouldn't because then I wouldn't be here; the future would have changed completely.

However, if I did travel back in time I would probably go back a couple of years. I wasn't a too good of a person then, and I didn't treat my friends as nicely as I should have.

What would you do if you suddenly had the power to read minds?

Get out there and see what I can find out.

What would you do if you could time travel?

Well folks Id be winning the lottery every goddamn week.

What would you do if you became a fish?

hope to heck that as a fish I could swim cause as a person I can't

What would you do if you could fly but everytime you took off you flew straight into a brick wall and fell to the ground?

Fly where noone could see.

What would you do if you only have two more days to live?

Probably have a few words with them once I meet them there.

What would you do if you could live forever?

Become a traveller, travelling the world in search of every treasure known to man. Some of them have to be real, right?

What would you do if you found out Black Beard was your dad?

Be thankful I didn't turn out looking like him. :P

What would you do if your computer blew up, and you didn't have enough money to buy a new one?

i would ask him how much money he has made before, then use his ship to look for captain jack sparrow :P

what would you do if an egyptian was in your bedroom when you woke up?

In answer to .PB.: I would be glad I made it away in time not to get injured... o.o Then cry.

Heather: Buy a cat to keep them occupied and maybe ask them about Egypt...

What would you do if you suddenly had no fingers?

Wonder how I'd be able to play catcher on my softball team.

What would you do if you suddenly couldn't read?

cry and ask someone to read the stories to me :D

what would you do if you found out that your family are not actaully humans, but aliens that have been using the human form to dtay hidden and you were actually an alien?

Be at peace with all that surrounds me, my child.

What would you do if your hard drive jumped out of your Pc and started laughing at you?

put it in the micro wave and let it all burn to a crisp mwaaa haaa haaaaa

what would you do if charectors from your stories kept knowcking at your door to ask for sugar?

Banzai = House of Usher? xD

Heather= Invite them in and chat for a while... perhaps learn a bit more about them. xD

What would you do if you had access to a flame thrower?

Invite them in and spend the night! :D

What would you do if your stapler started to dance?

Stamp on it! :x No dancing in my house!

what would you do if your head turned into a pouch of tobacco?

((I'll look it up! *Posts and zooms away to Google*))

Um... Go on a quest to restore my stolen identity, thwart all evil and return victorious into the arms of my loved ones!

What would you do if you needed to eat cow udders to survive?

((Edit: Wait, I remember The house Of Usher from drama class....))

eat deep fried cow udders

what would you do if you had o depend on everyone for everything. Including eating and walking or to go anywhere

Get a maid with a built in loo roll holder and food tray. =D

What would you do if your best friend turned out to be Hannibal Lecter in disguise?

urge them to not bomb England but somewhere, any where else.

what would you do if instead of walking out of your house to find your normal street, you walk out to find that your are infact on the moon, alone.

Hope I was in water. Then do fish things.

What would you do if a large pack of monkeys kept ambushing you and threw their poo at you from the tops of trees, and buildings, and sewers, using well thought out tactics?

stand back and let them go for their life, all they will find is a pair of dirty socks that are at the end of my bed or maybe trip over quite a few kids toys in the process and get beaten by a 19 month old if they even think of going near her blanky or her doll lolly.

What would you do if you opened your door one morning and were hosed off by the local fireman just for kicks?

get some soap for my morning shower ;)

what would you do if a random homless man decided to hancuff himself to your leg and start singing "this is the song that never ends.....
p.s. no key

I don't remember what happened in the movie!! Oh God I'm gonna die! D= *Proceeds to curl up into a ball in the vain hope that the sniper will miss.*

Coward? Yes. =P

What would you do if you turned into a worm and had to join an army of worms to shoot at another army of worms?

Be the worm with the flame thrower.:D

What would you do if you could run at 300km/h for half an hour once per day?

150 km a day...
I'd use it in a soccer game.

Same question.

What would you do if you opened your door one morning and were hosed off by the local fireman just for kicks?

What a sweet prank!

I would join the olyimpics and get all the ****ing golds for myself....Helzz yea....

What would you do if if your girlfriend decided to have some fun but you dint bring a "sleeve"??? CONDOM....O thats sucks

Die.

What would you do if all your books turned into poorly written romance novels?

Ugh, *shudders*. Don't even make me think about such a horrid thing!

WWYD if a turtle of the Dark Coven was after you, along with a flying baby of the east? (?)

Lose my mind and probably kill myself along the way.

Same question.

Go insane and dance in the blood of the innocent, under a dark sun, as the Ancient Gods descended upon the last stronghold of survivors, and nuclear mushroom clouds rose in the distance.

Same question.
(I'm not lazy, I just like that question)

call in sick

What would you do if you had 2 hours to travel 1000 km or the world would end?

They're going to die anyways, so save the world.

What would you do if you turned into a monkey, but kept your intelligence and memories?

Be very snappy all the time!!

What would you do if your head turned into jelly?

Avoid whip cream.

What would you do if you woke up and your face was upside down?

Walk on my head haha

What would you do if your laes and arms swiched places?

Hide away from the world.




What would you do if there was a bomb connected to your heart, and unless you maintained a regular heartbeat it would explode?

Die from the explosion as soon as I heard the news.

What would you do if keyboard keys kept trying to eat your fingers?

I'd cover my fingers with hot sauce.

What would you do if you could bring one person back from the dead?

Save it until I really needed it.




What would you do if you became trapped in a game of monopoly forever?

First: I'd hold off until someone very close to me had died young, and not from simple old age. No point resurrecting someone who will just die again in a year.

Second: Make sure I go bankrupt early in the game. Then I can at least watch from the sidelines.

What would you do if you could kill one person in the world, anywhere, anytime, painlessly, with no evidence pointing towards you?

Found a secret underground empire based on the threat of my doing just that.



What would you do if you were dosed with a lethal dosage of radiation?

Become a super powered mutant, who either tries to take over the world, or save it. Depending on if I'm driven insane or not.
At least thats how it works in the comics.

What would you do if you could control 100 cockroaches?

Have them breed until they can become my army with which I can take over the world.



What would you do if you woke up one morning with very developed arthritis in all of your joints?

Get a lot of anti-inflammatory pills.

What would you do if you woke up on top of a solid cloud miles above the ground?

bounce

what would you do if you woke up on a raft in the middle of te ocean with no recollection on how you ended up there.

Try and get to land. Maybe lasso some sharks to tow me?



What would you do if you found yourself chained up in a cave which was about to be completely submerged as the tide rises?

Get unchained. If it means broken bones, and dislocated limbs, so be it.

What would you do if you were in a space suit with 1 hours worth of air, and could make a single phone call anywhere?

I'd call NASA and get them to save me.



What would you do if aliens abducted you for anal probing?

Break the probes over the aliens head. Or at least ask for some anesthetic.

What would you do if you found an alien space ship?

Use the advanced technology to found my intergalactic empire, and begin to conquer first earth, and then other worlds.



Same question.

Sell it to the highest bidder, bidding starts at 10 billion, and live peacefully in the lap of luxury, buying off whoever I need to keep up my peaceful existence.

What would you do if you captured a Big Foot?

Make people pay money to come and see it!

What would you do if you lived in the stone age?

Be the inventor of the wheel.



What would you do if you were locked in a tomb while still alive (a la House of Usher)

hope that there were some interesting inscriptions on the wall to try to deciper if there was no chance in hell of getting out of there.

What you do if you had the one thing you desired handed to you on a silver platter and then told that you had to give up something that meant the world to you to have it?

No way. The one thing that means the world to me, I wouldn't give up for anything.



What would you do if you were taken hostage in a bank robbery?

Do exactly what the robbers wanted, unless it would lead to hostages dying or being severely hurt.

What would you do if anvils started falling from the sky every time classical music was played neared you?

Eradicate all classical music/musical instruments/composers/etc.



What would you do if you had thousands of tiny parasitic larvae attatched to your intestines, which upon reaching maturity would eat their way out of your body cavity, and destroy the human race?

Drink slow acting poison so the little buggars suffered til their last breaths! D=

What would you do if you were part of the cast in a 'friends' like programme?

Do anything to break the repetitive plotlines.




What would you do if you were trapped in a (more interesting) 'peep show' style programme?

Um... hide from view? xD

What would you do if you were famous?

Use my influence to take over the world.



Same question.

Stay far far away from any lime coloured light...

What would you do if your life depended on a man that was terminally ill and would die in the next few day?

Trap his spirit in a jamjar and keep it in a safe place. Like the mantlepiece.



What would you do if someone put your soul in a jamjar and kept it on the mantlepiece?

As a soul I'd bash the side of the jar until it fell and smashed then float away.

What would you do if you couldn't stop speaking it rhyme?

I would scream,
unless I was given some ice cream.
Then I would dance,
And maybe prance.

What would you do if you kept changing into random animals everytime you sneezed.

Sniff pepper until I changed back into a human, then go and see a doctor...

What would you do if your ankles started growning outwars until you had to walk with your legs as far apart as you could make them go?

Buy a wheel chair

What would you do if you woke up strapped to train tracks and gagged and the train was on its way to crush you?

Think Damnit, I hate spaghetti westerns!




What would you do if you were mistaken for the second coming of Christ, and were crucified by peeved atheists?

Spread like a cross. Then cometh back and haunt those that did this deed upon me. As they dream they would here this sentence. "Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs Of War"

Same Question?
What would you do if you were mistaken for the second coming of Christ, and were crucified by peeved atheists?

Use my godly powers to make sure that for the rest of their lives they had the "crazy frog" song playing in their heads.


What would you do if Equatorial Guinea launched a massive military campaign for world domination, and after conquering africa and Europe, turned its eye on Britain and America?

Stop drinking. Then pinch myself several times to wake up. If that didn't work punch myself a few times to wake up.
And if that didn't work, watch the nuclear fires.

What would you do if your country suddenly started a massive military effort to take over the world?

Join the party, and then when we were victorious, take over the country (and thus the world).


What would you do if the internet was abolished?

Cry, and then start a bloody revolution.

What would you do if all the shoes you buy had tacks inside them that were impossible to remove?

Wear sandals, or go barefoot.


Same question.

go barefoot!

What would you do if anyone kept saying same question?

Start giving the same answer until they stop. It works on my nephew.

What would you do if someone shot a missile at the sun and made it crumble into dust, because the sun was really just a big yellow rock?

Die, probably.




What would you do if all UN nations declared war on you personally?

Laugh for a while at their trivial war, then realise I'm in great danger and hide in a bunker underground for a while. It works for some.

What would you do if you could only drink Irn Bru for the rest of your life?

Be in a permanent state of hyperness.



What would you do if you could only drink blood for the rest of your life?

Try to discover different flavours.

What would you do if you could only do things during daytime?

Do stuff in the day, and sleep at night. Fairly simple, I think :p




What would you do if you discovered that you were 3000th in line to the British throne, and all 2999 people above you simultaneously died?

Be inelegable due to my closest royal ancestor being a traitor to the throne of England, and getting herself beheaded. (Yay family trees)

What would you do if moonlight was fatal to you?

Hatch an elaborate plot to destroy the moon.



What would you do if you were violently allergic to bigotry?

I already am. So I try to avoid it, and speak out when it will do some good.

What would you do if everything was a musical?

Shoot anyone or anything that sang normal speech at me. And I'm not joking. Anyone, or thing.



Same question.

Finally learn to dance and sing.

What would you do if phones always rang around you, and when you answered them a voice was slowly counting down from a very high number?

Hang up.


Same question

Hang up and stop answering phones. I wouldn't want to know what happens when it reaches 0.

What would you do if someone kidnapped someone you loved, and told you to do 10 bizarre and illegal things (no murders, kidnappings or assaults though) or they'd shoot their hostage, and if you told anyone what was going on they'd kill their hostage?

Well Id go to the local gun store and buy a bloody good and acurate gun then head back towards these kidnappers and aim then ease my finger across the trigger and blow the crap out of the first. Then Id aim to the next same again then drop to one knee and open fire on any others. That way anyone else thinks I'll do as they ask will have another thing coming. :)

Same question.
What would you do if someone kidnapped someone you loved, and told you to do 10 bizarre and illegal things (no murders, kidnappings or assaults though) or they'd shoot their hostage, and if you told anyone what was going on they'd kill their hostage?

Start hunting down the kidnappers, while doing just enough of the tasks to keep the hostage alive.

What would you do if every time you tried to talk to a pretty person of the opposite sex (or same sex if you like that) a loud voice from out of nowhere always started to make sarcastic comments about your looks, parentage, embarrassing childhood stories, and your lines?

Tell it to shut up! Then tell that cute guy to call me after my stint in psychiatric care.

What would you do if a convention was organised so that everyone from WF could come and meet each other... all expenses paid?

Free trip, free room, free food, I'm there.

What would you do if you won a free trip to a really nice island paradise, but when you got there they chained you up and put you to work making toothpicks.

Break free and kill every last one of them with a tooth pick

What would you do if you woke up in another persons body?

If they're healthier, better looking and have a better life then I do, sit back and enjoy it.

What would you do if you woke up in another persons body, who also happened to be of the opposite sex?

Hehehhehehee......... I would do the natural thing and be a guy. Hmmm... probably not too much of a guy... but I would look...... Hey! You would too!!!!

What would you do if you fond out that the world was going to be hit by an asteroid and everything was goign to end as we know it?

Shrug and get on with life.


What would you do if you were Nicholas Sarkozy?

Um... ask someone for my life story cause I have no Idea who I am.... which is oddly enough normal!

What would you do if I stuck a green m&m up Torana's nose?

Hit you very hard over the head DB that is not a very nice thing to do lol it looked painful when you did it to yourself lol

What would you do if the entire world turned to jelly?

Swim.

What would you do If I started shooting my snotty M&M's out my nose at you?

Hire a hitman to kill you lol

What would you do if you woke up and you were made of marshmallow?

Put myself in a microwave and mutate into a massive marshmellow that squished everything

What would you do when I go to bed???!!!

Continue writing my short story that I am working on lol

What would you do if the sun never rose again?

Get a good nights sleep and not be late for work.

What would you do if you could never see your hands?

take my hands out of my pockets or out of the gloves and then I could see them again hahahahahahha

What would you do if the world flooded and there was only one boat left and you had to chose 6 people to save?

Make sure they're all intelligent nubile, young women, and me. We'd have to start repopulating the world very quickly.

Same question.

Put my three kids wife and three dogs on board. off we go.

Same question

Save the family first...obvious answer. Then a close friend. Not sure who though...

What would you do if you were suddenly turned into a plant?

Grow towards the light.

What would you do if you were turned into animated statue?

Stand in Covent Gardens and make some money out of it.

What would you do if your tongue was 12 yards long?

Hope to God that it doesn't roll out while I'm trying to talk on a stage...lol. I don't really know what I'd do. Get a bigger mouth!?

What would you do if you had to listen to your least favorite song over and over again for the rest of your life?

First: Get some plastic surgery, and sell my story as a documentary, to make some money.
Second: Drown it out with other music. And possibly pop my own ear drums.

What would you do if you found a book that wrote down your life story to exact details, and it ended in your bloody painful death.

Depends what happens from the time I am now and when I die. If it was a good battle for my life, then okay, I'm for that. But if I die without a chance, screw that and start learning to defend myself before anything like that happens!

What would you do if you had a talking pen/pencil?

Slap people around the head with it, from a distance.



What would you do if you found out that you're life was all a television reality show (a la The Truman Show)?

(I loved that movie) Mmhmm...first of all I'd watch that movie again; watch and learn. Then maybe I would act stupid and really make my show interesting, uhh, I would personally be okay with that, my life's not very interesting.

What would you do if you suddenly couldn't get your shoes off?

Curse and swear because they're good shoes, steel toed work shoes yet suitable for an office. Then I'd go and buy new shoes.

What would you do if you owned a small, uninhabited, tropical Pacific island?

Get to work making it a cool place to go for the summer. I'd get a couple of friends, go shopping for supplies and then start working on making mini bars, pools, you know, the basics.

What would you do if you all of a sudden couldn't hear?

Go to a doctor.



What would you do if all of a sudden you were completely paralysed, and could only move your eyes?

Look for the tv

What would you do if you woke up on stage as the new lead singer of boy band westlife?

Wake up. Or failing that, on stage suicide.



What would you do if you woke up on stage, naked?

Well id hope the audience were all female. and then dance around.

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Same Question.....................
What would you do if you woke up on stage, naked?

Act confident. And hopeit goes well.



What would you do if you had to write a 4000 word extended essay, on any subject of your choice?

Id start writing.

What would you do?

What I actually did when I found out about it today. Panic for a bit, try to think of a serious title, and then spend a few hours coming up with joke titles. The best I got was Einstein was a hack: why physics is my bitch. :p



What would you do if chavs laid siege to your house?

Pull out the guns, and tell my Mom to start loading them for me.

What would you do if Goths laid siege to your house?

Give them razor blades.



What would you do if you were trapped in The Simpsons?

Remove Homer and Bart. Then take over the world.

What would you do if you woke up in an maximum security insane asylum where the nurses and guards have all left and the insane people are wandering the halls.

Use my sanity to rule over it as my own private domain.



What would you do if you were taken over by an alien parasite?

Kill the pesty little thing.

What would you do if you woke up in an ugly slimy aliens body?

Discover as much about its culture and technology as possible. Hopefully I could take over the universe, or if thats not possible, get my old body back.

What would you do if you were only able to stay awake one hour a day?

Bliss. Id should be so lucky.

What would you do if you woke up and found that WWIII had started?

Find out what my country needed me to do. Then do it.

Same question.

Go back to sleep. It would probably be over by the time I woke up again.


What would you do if you woke up to find that the last year of your life had been a dream?

Be thankful.

What would you do if you woke up and found out the last ten years of your life had been a dream?

Write a book about it and see how much people are willing to pay for it and then feel relieved that it was all a dream cause damn some wierd stuff happened int he last 12 months.....lol.....

Same question :D

Decide wheather to make the choices I made. I believe things happen for a reason (a personal belief) Maybe I would eat less at my old fast food joint

What would you do If you were given a chance to go to the future not knowing what was there, but never able to come back?

I would like to say "Beam me up Scottie". But I have a few too many ties here. My disappearing would not go over well with a few people, and I couldn't put them through it. So I'd refuse.

What would you do if you may have contracted a disease that will painfully kill you, but it can't be completely confirmed, and the only treatment has a 70% chance of killing you, but it has to be administered immediately to be effective?

Go with the treatment.



Same question.

Go with the treatment. Let my end come quicker than the worlds I say

What would you do if you had a chance to sleep in the most fantastical bed that would fit around you so you could get comfy... except it had a pea sewn into the mattress. Would you still buy it?

Yes.


What would you do if your hands tried to assassinate you?

laugh loudly

What would you do if your hair turned into a head of venomous snakes that started to bite at your scalp?

Get a haircut.




What would you do if you had wheels for feet?

Never need to buy gas again!

What would you do if had sticks for legs?

Get leg transplants.



What would you do if you woke up as a stick man/woman?

EDIT: To clarify, that's a stick person, not a stick hermaphrodite :p

Avoid strong winds and erasers.

What would you do if you woke up as an intelligent computer used by some back wood inbred morons to play solitaire with no internet access for a hundred miles?

Use my intelligence to get me an internet connection, and take over the world, Terminator style.



What would you do if you were trapped in a game of cluedo?

Avoid the Butler with the candlestick in the the library.

What would you do if you were running for leadership of your country?

What would you do if you were trapped in a game of cluedo?

Stay in the corridors.

Win the election and make everything right.

What would you do if you were a small insect with hours to live?

Buzz around.



What would you do if every time you sneezed you metamophosed into a different form?

Go yippee.

What would you do If your computer imploded in on itself and created a blackhole, sucked everything in but you?

Spend my life spitting into the black hole.



What would you do if your computer turned into a supernova?

Not much... I'd try to save it but it would be too quick a reaction for me to do anything but burn really :p

What would you do if everyone you touched spontaneously combusted?

Mwahahahahaha! Set about taking over the world.



Same question.

Set out to destroy those that have wronged me... not that i'm all about revenge or anything :D

What would you do if all sources of food ran out and the world resorted to cannibalism?

Go hunting :D




What would you do if you woke up to find someone gnawing on your arm?

Scream hysterically and try to get away

What would you do if you woke up to find yourself on an inflatable bed in the middle of the ocean and you couldn't see any land or boats or people etc?

Paddle. Paddle and hope to God I get somewhere.




What would you do if you were kidnapped by Hannibal Lecter?

Hope that I taste really bad and he lets me go?

Same question.

Eat him.



What would you do if you were suspended from the ceiling by your ankles?

Enjoy the head rush.

What would you do if you were voted leader of the world, but found you had no real power, and were only supposed to be a scapegoat for all the bad things that happen, while the real world leaders run everything?

Launch my own coup and get me some real power.



What would you do if you were Bush?

Bomb A few countries.

What would you do if you were Tony Blair?

First: Tell the media exactly what I think of them. Charge Pelosi under the Logan Law. Launch a media blitz over exactly what is happening in Iraq and Afghanistan, good and bad, but it take at least a week at 4 hours a night. Make friends with every Latin American leader that didn't support Chavez or Castro. Inform Congress openly, that if the military doesn't receive proper funding I would veto every single bill they try to pass.
Move away from the religious right. Inform the UN if they Let Zimbabwe become the Committee President for Economic Sustainability, Saudi Arabia become head of the the Committee for Womens Rights, and kept the current members for the Committee of Human Rights, they could find a new place to live. And beef up agreements in Asia and Eastern Europe to counter the growing Russian, and Chinese influence.
The next day I'd move onto other issues.

Second: Go into retirement with my head held high.

What would you do if you owned a really big nuclear sub, with a loyal crew?

Muahahahaha

I would go foruth then start plotting how to dominate the globe and become the ultimate ruler.

Same question.