Form my own country, selling my sub out to various countries that felt they could use a little beefing up every once in a while.

What would you do if gunpowder, and engines stopped working?

Walk, and not get shot :)



What would you do if gravity stopped working?

Tie myself to the nearest tree.

What would you do if gravity doubled in strength?

Get shorter.



What would you do if you got onto a long haul flight, and during take off found you were sat next to Hitler?

Interview him in great detail (under threat of death if necessary), then hand him over to police, possibly after breaking some of his bones. He'd be over a hundred, I could break his bones just by breathing too hard.

Same question.

Probably shout "Oh my God! I'm sat next to Hitler!" and get sectioned.



What would you do if you had been on one of the September 11th planes?

There would be nothing I could do. Death is imminent. (maybe this is too sore a topic for people.)

What would you do if you had the chance of winning millions of dollars/pounds but you had to grab the nearest homless person and dunk him in a tub full of off milk. Could you it?

A million pounds? For dunking a homeless person in milk? Sure. I'd give some of it to the homeless person, too.



What would you do if you were conscripted into the army?

Claim medical problems, and tell the doctors to watch as I run for a while, and then can barely breathe for the next 2 days. Everything else I would be great at, just can't run due to asthma.

What would you do if someone beat the tar out of you (by ambushing you if necessary), leaving you broken and bruised for a few months, and then gave you 50,000 dollars as soon as you were out of the hospital, and paid your medical bill?

Take the money and perhaps press charges anyway.




What woul you do if a lunatic called you with a riddle, which you had three minute to solve, or he would kill you with a bomb?

Well I'm glad I have three minutes to run away.

What would you do if you woke up in the age of dinosaurs?

Enslave them and rewrite history.




What would you do if someone spiked your drink?

Hopefully be clear headed enough to break their heads in before I collapse.

What would you do if you were constantly 6 months pregnant?

Have a baby. And then donate myself to science for a large sum of money. considering im male.

What would you do if you were constantly nine months pregnant but never gave birth?

Find creative ways to make men pay :P After all... its all your fault, us women have nothing to do with making babies....

What would you do if you gave birth to something that wasn't human?

Become a very rich man indeed.

What would you do if some one wrote sonnets to you on the forum?

Be a bit freaked out, to be honest.



Same question.

Wonder whether to feel special or if he/she was a potential stalker... and maybe find it weird.

What would you do if you couldn't stop writing sonnets about someone on the forum?

If they're good, change names, and sell a book of sonnets.

What would you do if you woke up in a 5 star hotel suite found yourself in bed with a stranger, and there was a "just married" sign hanging over your bed?

Vow never to drink again.



What would you do if you woke up in a 5 star hotel suite found yourself in bed with a stranger of the same sex as you, and there was a "just married" sign hanging over your bed?

Go back to sleep and hope to wake up in my own bed.

Same question.

Probably the same as you.




What would you do if you "regenerated" like Doctor Who?

Time Travel

What would you do if you walked into a resterurant and found you'd travelled back in time to WWII moments before a german bombing run other the resturant your stood in?

Get the hell out of the restaurant.



What would you do if you found yourself at the D-day landings (Battle of Normandy)?

Fight.

What would you do if you woke up in a torture chamber strapped to electric charges in the most tender parts of your body?

Scream out "Bring it on *****"

Same question

Achieve a state of meditation so high that I do not feel pain any longer. Or failing that, escape.



What would you do if you were falling off the Empire State Building?

Make sure I had my pillow with me so I could try an get some sleep on my down.

What would you do if the empire state building grew legs and began stomping on everyone's heads?

Take control of it, and use it to take over the world.




What would you do if you were in "'Allo 'Allo"?

I wouldn't be seen dead in 'Allo Allo'. But if I have to then I'd be the maid, of course.

What would you do if your mother told you that Prince Charlie was your real father?

Prince Charlie as in Prince Charles Mountbatten-Windsor? Or Bonnie Prince Charlie? Because if it was the first I'd cringe, and if it was the second I'd think it was rather cool (and bizzare, considering he's a couple of hundred years dead).



What would you do if your mother told you that George W. Bush was your real father?

Laugh in her face.... I didn't think she would be that dumb!!! heheheheh... er.... I hope I don't cause an international debacle over this.... :D

What would you do if Prime Minister John Howard turned up on your doorstep wanting to live with you for a month to have good publicity?

As him how he thought the Prime Minister of Australia living in England for a month would help his publicity.



What would you do if Tony Blair moved in with you, after he finished his retirement process?

Say he has to pay all the bills and fix up the house and campaigne for our bloody council to fix up the septic tanks so that it should be more healthy for the enviroment! Then watch him run.

What would you do if you were pulled into the internet?

Wander aimlessly forever...



What would you do if you were put into a chain email and sent around the world?

enjoy the holiday and hope i didn't get a virus lol

same question

Enjoy the ride.

What would you do if the govorment pasted a law saying it was against the law to write or read ever again?

Start drawing.

What would you do if you turned into a dunbeatle

Push dung around.




What would you do if you turned into a crane fly (daddy long legs)?

Start enjoying feasting on bugs.

What would you do if you woke up with a huntsman spider on your chest?

Tell it to kindly piss off.



What would you do if you woke up with a howler monkey on your chest?

Tell her, "We're divorced, damn it! Go away!"
Sorry, couldn't resist.

What would you do if you found your best friend placing a bomb next to a police station?

Move away before it exploded.



What would you do if you found out you had another personality who was a serial killer?

fight with it all the time:p

What would you do if you turned into a dog?

Bite people for the fun of it.



What would you do if you turned into a snail?

crawl

away

at top

speed

What would you do if you met yourself face to face?

Ask why I'm so ugly.



Same question.
(And is something up with your posting?)

I would wonder which one of me was real.

What would you do if chocolate became a controlled substance?

Probably lose some weight... although to be fair I don't eat that much chocolate.

What would you do if you were swallowed alive by a snake?

Light a campfire.. that always seems to work.

What would you do if you had the chance to pocket ten thousand dollars you found in a sack in the gutter?

Take it. I'm contemplating giving up morality, since it just seems to get me into trouble.



What would you do if you woke up to find yourself in a burning building?

Look for marshmellows.

What would you do if the creature from the black lagoon knocked on your door selling bibles

Ask what edition, and probably buy one. I can't find mine at the moment, and it's doing my head in when I'm trying to write subtle Biblical references in my stories.



What would you do if the devil knocked on your door selling bibles?

Invite him in for a long philosophical debate. And make sure he's treating my soul properly.

What would you do if you woke up with a cats body in place of your own, but you still had your human head?

Rule over the world as the cat-man-god.



What would you do if you woke up and found your head disproportionately larger than your body?

Poke a hole in my head to let out any excess water.

What would you do if you woke up with your right hand 10 times larger then it currently is?

Have fun hitting people with my dustbin lid sized hand!




What would you do if you woke up with tentacles instead of legs?

Become Tentacle Man!
Bringer of Justice!
Bane of Evil!
Using my Monstrous Deformities for the Good and Just!

Or maybe get a job in Hollywood as a movie monster.

Same question.

Scream my head off.

What would you do if you turned into Davy Jones?

Pick my own lock.

What would you do if the third Pirates movie was crap?

Laugh as I walked out of the cinema, only to realise that I'd wasted £6.10



What would you do if the Simpsons movie turned out to be good?

Maybe watch it on tv, or rent it when its really cheap.
(Simpsons started going down hill 8 years ago. I don't really care about the movie one way or the other.)

What would you do if an acquaintance made a tv series that was all about you, without even changing the name, and made you look like a blundering, loud mouth moron?

Bask in my fame and glory. Oh, and sue him for demafation.



Same question.

Same answer. I like it.

What would you do if someone sued you for defamation, and forged all sorts of documents that support his case?

Hunt him down and kill him. Dead people can't sue anyone :)



What would you do if you felt rotten, but if you took the day of you wouldn't get to see your friends for another week?

Take the day off and find something else to do :D

What would you do if you were taken away to be sacrificed?

Escape.




What would you do if you had no eyelids?

Buy new ones. A cheap do-it-yourself set is only 40 dollars at Walmart.

What would you do if body parts could be bought and sold at most major retailers?

Buy my mom a new head LOL

Same question

Become a cannibal.



What would you do if your city broke away from whatever nation it is in, and formed its own country?

Go whoohoo cause then we can get music stars to actually bother to visit this side of Australia

What would you do If a tiny chinese dragon appeared on your shoulder?

Hmmm hope it was friendly and be pleased with my new pet.

Same question. :D

Train it to attack people I don't like.



What would you do if you were followed around constantly by a trio of vultures waiting for you to die, who only you could see?

Look for some crackers and start teaching them to speak.

What would you do if you so your death happen in three days from now and because of the odds new it was pretty much impossible to prevent it buit even if you did 3 others would die in your place?

Start planning my last 72 hours... give or take.

Same question.

Well if its me or another three well Id let them croke.

Same question.
What would you do if you so your death happen in three days from now and because of the odds new it was pretty much impossible to prevent it buit even if you did 3 others would die in your place?

Would I know who the three were? I'd like to be noble and say I'd just die, but that wouldn't be honest. I'd probably try to save myself.



What would you do if you were abducted by aliens who intended you as the special dish for a feast on their homeworld?

Escape...

What would you do if you discovered a rare formula that turned rocks into gold?

Live in a solid gold cave.




What would you do if your excrement was solid gold?

I'd be rich!! (though I might need surgery every day)

Same question

Have terrible Hemorrhoids.



What would you do if you were chained to the seabed, with an aqualung with two hours of oxygen?

Undo the chains, swim to freedom.

What would you do if you were swallowed by a whale, but miraculously survived inside its stomach?

Remind God that in the story of Jonah, he actually gave Jonah a chance first.




What would you do if you were swallowed by a snake, but miraculously survived inside its stomach?

Cut my way out. I usually have a knife on me.

What would you do if if the Earth was swallowed up by an enormous alien space whale?

Start a campaign to legalise whaling.



What would you do if you woke up each morning at a vastly different age?

Hmmm Live life to the full.

What would you do if you woke up and found you were a duck in the park?

Wonder what the heck and go back to sleep

What would you do if you woke uo as a butterfly?

Be glad I skipped the caterpillar stage.




What would you do if you woke up as a cockroach?

Run to the kitchen.

What would you do if you owed a mafia one million dollars/euros/pounds? (where ever you are...)

Storm their headquarters and kill them all, in a Rambo-style hail of bullets.



What would you do if you were Sylvester Stallone?

Make a reality show where I had to play the role of Rambo or Rocky in everyday life.

What would you if the movie studio told you that no one wanted to see Rocky XIII?

First: Live the remaining years of my life in seclusion and enjoying my money. (He didn't blow it all away like some actors did he?)

Second: Not care in the least.

What would you do if you woke up as an imaginary friend connected to a hyper active 7 year old?

Groan.




What would you do if you were made a Mod?

Groan.


What would you do if you were locked in a box on top of the empire state building and it's only about 3 cubic feet?

Feel like David Blaine.



What would you do if you were actually David Blaine?

Exactly what David Blaine is doing. He must be doing something right.

Same question.

Drown myself.



What would you do if you were stalked by the ghost of Elvis?

Ask him to sing for me!!

Same question

Exorcise his fat ass.

What would you do if you were covered in hundreds of bugs, that just kept coming back?

Train them to do my bidding. Or perhaps use them as a shield so I could take over the world. Something along those lines.

(Exorcise/Exercise his fat ass) haha...


What would you do if you were sinking in quicksand -- and if a tree fell over near you while you're about to die, does it matter if you hear it? Also, no, you cannot use the tree I was just talking about.

Start screaming for help. If no one comes I'll have to swim through the quick-sand to the nearest soild ground. lol

What would you do if you found out you had a million evil brothers running around lying about you?

I would hunt them down one by one and kill each one painfully so that their last thoughts would be of regret, Regret that they'd lied.

Same question.
What would you do if you found out you had a million evil brothers running around lying about you?

(I'd better be more careful what I say as I keep ending up having to answer my own sillyness) lol

I would show them no mercy that's for sure! I'd hunt them all down and kill them too lol

What would you do if you woke up dead?

Be dead? And gramatically correct :p




What would you do if you died, went to heaven, and were told that there was no room left so you had to go to hell?

I say, "Screw you, I'm chillin' with Buddah."


What would you do if you found out your religion was absolute crap written by some guy that was bored one day?

Hm...after a major ecclesiastical dilemma, I'd probably gather the evidence up, travel to Vatican city, and blackmail my way into becoming Pope.



Same question.

Learn another religion.

What would you do if you were immortal?

Live a very long time.

What would you do if you were constantly invisible?

"Hey, isn't there a ladies' room around here?"


What would you do if you constantly thought of a new idea and could never finish your damned novel? Seriously... I need the answer.

Become frustrated and write short stories instead. (True answer)

What would you do if every time you wore clothes, the clothes started screaming like damned souls?

Become a nudist.

What would you do if everything you wrote came true?

"I am God... and I rule the entire universe."
Done and done.


What would you do if you could never write again?

Type. I don't like my hand writing anyways.

What would you do if every three minutes a fly flew up your nose?

walk around with nose plugs

what would you do if everybody you ever lied on came back to kill you?

Die a horrible death as the mob swarmed over me like a wave. I told a lot of people that McDonalds food tasted good when I worked there.

What would you do if everyone you loved tried to kill you?

I'd be safe, so no worries for me.


What would you do if your boss caught you doing something illegal?

Shoot him/her.



What would you do if you caught your boss doing something illegal?

Go to jail, not pass go, and not collect a hundred dollars.

What would you do if aliens came to Earth and 'removed' all the pop stars, hip hop singers, and rap artists?

Laugh at the folly of the aliens, and then be happy.




What would you do if all the pop stars, hip hop singers, and rap artists took over the world, and inforced a brutal, tolatarian, image-based regime?

Bloody revolution.

What would you do if you had to wake up at ungodly hours of the morning to do hot, boring physical labour in the rain for at least ten hours a day?

Get a better job.



What would you do if you were being chased by a raving lunatic who wanted to rape you with a vibrator?

(NB. this actually happened last night, although not to me, and was very amusing)

Throw anything possible at the raving lunatic and begin screaming rape...all else fails turn around and bot the living bajeebers out of em...:D

Same question :D:D

Stop,turn, and roar. It does help, though that I am 6 foot 4 and have trained in several of the martial arts.

Same question.

Run. And don't look back.



What would you do if you woke up to find your head glued to your desk?

I would get something to remove my head from the desk

What would you do if you woke up in a strange place?

You mean stranger than inside my head? Hard to imagine...

What would you do if suddenly everyone around you started speaking in gibberish, obviously understanding one another, but incomprehensible to you?

Leave the country, I'm obviously in the wrong one.

What would you do if you had a little demonic servant that wouldn't leave you alone, and when asked to do something would either do it perfectly and quickly, or do the exact opposite of what you want at random?

Tell him to kill himself. If he gets it wrong, he can't really make himself live longer, and I will eventually get my wish.


What would you do if you were deep beneath the sea and running out of oxygen with no way to get to the surface?

Exhale, then inhale. Might as well make it quick

What would you do if you could choose one five-minute point in your life again, but could change nothing?

I wouldn't do a thing. If it was worth going back, I can remember it.


I liked the question, so I'll forward it.

guess I'll go back and do it over like the other person said because I guess I must've liked it

forward the question

I'd go back to the time I met my dream horse.

What would you do if your car only got 1 mile a gallon?

Whatever I wanted. Apparently I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger and I don't give a damn... just crusin' in my Hummer. (god I hate those things)


What would you do if you had to choose between the lives of your immediate family or a school bus full of kindergarteners? (isn't it odd that we call it the 'garden of children' in German?)

Erm....probably family.



Same question.

Family, we suffer from overpopulation and my family isn't nearly that large.

What would you do if for every happy thing that happens to you a random person suffers the exact same amount of unhappiness?

I would be really, really HAPPY!

Do you like bloody eggs (eggs smothered in ketchup)?

That would be a resounding NO. Ketchup is a condiment I use very sparingly, only on hamburgers and as a component of the topping for meat loaf.

I like Domoviye's question, so I'll resurrect it:
What would you do if for every happy thing that happens to you a random person suffers the exact same amount of unhappiness?

Have some sadistic fun.




What would you do if your avatar came to life and attacked you?

i would probably offer him a seat at the buffet table next to me and eat until we were both bloated, sick, and ready for a long nap.

What is the longest consecutive time you have ever slept for. How many hours?

I managed about twenty five after I came back from Australia.


What would you do if you could never sleep again?

I BARELY sleep now. Only about 3-4 hours a night for years. i think i would actually like it if there was no negative effects to my mental or physical state.

Have you ever tried on clothing from the other sex?

Nope.


What would you do if you were buried alive?

struggle, fight, and then suffocate. I am VERY bad in closed in spaces where things are all on me, so that would be the WORST nightmare to me imaginable.

do you know anyone who committed suicide?

No.

By the way the questions are supposed to be "What would you do" questions...

What would you do if someone you knew committed suicide?

Mourn as is propper and get on with life.




What would you do if someone followed you around costantly singing "I am the very model of a modern Major-General" from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance?

Run away very fast, or turn around and yell at them to stop following me around!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO if you saw a co worker stealing. would you turn them in.

yup, i'd turn them in...

What would you do if you found out you were prince/princess of a small country?

Laugh at myself and then feel ashamed.




What would you do if you found out that you were Prince Charles' illegitimate lovechild?

Have my ears bobbed.

Same question.

Get DNA tests done. Without a major deformity its almost impossible for us to look more different.

What would you do if every time your near an open flame it tried to burn you, to the point of jumping several feet to get at you?

Stop drinking bootleg booze!

What would you do if your touch was fatal to anyone in direct contact with you for more than 5 minutes at a time?

I would have to wear big metal gloves and never ever tough anyone again for more then 5 minutes. It would mean a lot of quickies!

What would you do if you had to give away 1000 in the next hour

Give it away to my Mom. She can give it back to me later.

What would you do if you had to chop off both of your thumbs in one minute or you would killed by parasitic eggs that were injected into your thumbs, and are about to hatch, and will feast on your flesh from the inside?

cut off my thumbs and never use a hammer again.

What would you do if your baby would not stop crying for hours and hours.

Call Grandma, ask if she wants to babysit.

What would you do if your significant other was crying hysterically and wouldn't tell you why?

Calm them down sufficiently so that they would tell me.



Same question.

I would try to calm them down. When they did not calm down, in typical fashion for me I would probably get angry because I could not do anything and get really pissed off and make the situation worse (at least I am honest)

what would you do if you were in love with your best friend's wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband.

Make sure I didn't put myself in a situation where I would have any contact with the wife/girlfriend. I've been there before, and it did not end well.




Same question.

no way, never. that is like a cardinal sin. there are so many other fish in the sea. no reason to ruin a good friendship

what would you do if the same person we are talking about CAME ON TO YOU and made advances towards you. would you tell their partner?

No, but neither would I accept the advances.

I agree completely with Nexus. Nothing would be gained by telling my friend what happened, and I would hope it was a momentary slip on her part, best forgotten. But I have been cheated on, and I know how it feels. I won't do that to a friend.

This is a good question, so I will pass it forward.

Probably not. It's a tough one. I'd have to consider it carefully, as to whether it was a slip, or something that is a deeper problem and likely to cause pain.



What would you do if you became a prisoner in your own mind, unable to move any part of your body apart from your eyes?

What would you do if you became a prisoner in your own mind, unable to move any part of your body apart from your eyes?

that is a horrifying thought for me. I would scream and scream...but no one would hear me. terrible thought. I would probably try to kill myself somehow.

What would you do if you husband/wife started to go insane.

well being the person that I am I would probably try to calm him down

what would you do if you were sentenced to 25 years for a crime you didn't commit?

Escape. "The Great Escape" style.



What would you do if you were sentanced to death for a crime you didn't commit?

Most definately escape. Somehow. Failing that i'd go out kicking and screaming.

Same question.

Attempt to escape. Failing that go with dignity, and possibly trying to kill one or two important official observers.

What would you do if you suffered horrible pain if you looked at anything brighter then a small candle flame?

Get those cool goggles Riddick wears in Pitch Black.




What would you do if your conscious appeared to you in the form of a cartoon angel and devil, on each shoulder?

Wonder where I had picked up a concious and try to return it to its rightful owner.

Same question.

Use them to do my bidding.



What would you do if you found out that life was all a hallucination, and the only time you saw the real world was when tripping on LSD or other hallucigens?

I would decide that realization was a hallucination.

What would you do if you could travel to another inhabited world, but would die within a week if you did?

Not bother.



Same question.

i just wouldnt go

what would you do if someone offered you 100,000,000,000.67 to leave your family and never speak to them again

I would have to hold out for $100,000,000,000.68.

Same question.

Pah, you give in to easily. I'd want £100,000,000,000.68 :p




What would you do if you were trapped in Count Dracula's castle? (Yeah, I started reading Dracula last night...)

Shout bite me bite me bite me.

What would you do if I ruled the world?

if you wasnt that evil i wouldnt care

what would you do if they started back up the "eye for an eye" law?

Start collecting eyes.



What would you do if prohibition was brought into force?

Shrug, and shake my head at the folly.

What would you do if you acquired a watch that could stop time for 20 seconds (your time) once per day? (yes, I know it's a borrowed premise)

Hm. That's an interesting one. I'd do a hell of a lot better out of it than that idiot child Bernard (anyone else watch that children's TV program). I'd probably rob banks, and stuff.



Same question.

Yeah I'd probably go in either wal-mart or some other store and take whatever I want

what would you do if you could be invisible for one whole day and whatever you did you could never get caught for it?

I would spend the day helping people clandestinely, leaving them wondering at their good fortune, and leaving me with a good feeling that would last for years.

I'm going to pass this question forward.

I'd probably do the same as Cogito. After helping myself to some practical jokes against people I don't like. With one quick trip to the bank. (I'm not all good)

What would you do if a little kid kept following you begging for a story and if you didn't tell him one he'd cry, and if you got rid of him somehow another popped up five minutes later, and they'd keep on demanding story after story after story?

I would keep making up stories, but write all of them down at the same time and publish a massive collection of short childrens stories and sell 1 million copies...and then immediately have a follow up book ready to go (because I would still be telling stories to the never ending crying kids)

what would you do if you had to choose between getting 10 million dollars tax free in cash or moving away from everything and everyone you know and relocating to another country and you could not have any contact with anyone (family or friends) from your previous life ever ever again.

I would choose to take the money and remain in contact with my friends, but use the money to travel at will (Is that really how you intended to phrase the coice??)

What would you do if a law were passed against writing or telling fictional stories because it is "lying"?

Charge the politicians using the same law. You ever listen to their speeches.

Same question.

You ever listen to their speeches
(No, I have a low tolerance to bovine manure)

I would become an outlaw, leaving provocative fiction all over.

What would you do if you developed aphasia, so you could neither understand what anyone else tries to communicate to you and vice versa?

Become a hermit. It would rule.



What would you do if you were the last person left alive on Earth?

Eat whatever the hell I wanted.

What would you do if you woke up in your enemies body and found out why exactly they are mean sonso's?

Try to do something about them being mean sonso's?



What would you do if you woke up tomorrow, and all of the characters you have ever written were waiting outside your house?

Have long conversations with the living ones, to learn more about them. Bury the dead oned before they start to reek.

Same question

talk to them i'd hook up with a few of my characters also

what would you do if you and one of the characters you wrote about had to switch places?

....and your question is?

talk to them i'd hook up with a few of my characters also

what would you do if you and one of the characters you wrote about had to switch places?

I would become the legendary Syakotus. and life would be good.

Same question.

Hide. They'd probably be annoyed that I torture them so much.



What would you do if you could see people's fundamental qualities (i.e. good or evil) in their eyes?

Who says I don't? But good and evil? Never that simple!

What would you do if you knew the exact moment a person would die with a single look?

Stop looking at people. Opaque glasses, pretend I was blind. Unless it was someone I didn't like, then I'd look at them and send a condolence card on the day they were to die.

What would you do if your left eye ran away while you were asleep and left you a long heartfelt note about how horrible you were to it?

Find it, and tell it to suck it up and get back to work.




What would you do if you're tongue tried to strangle you?

wonder what I ate to make it so mad at me

what would you do if your fingernails would not stop growing 10 inches an hour

Sell the excess fingernail. There has to be someone crazy enough to buy it.




What would you do if your organs formed two alliances, and went to war with each other?

Die a horrible death.

What would you do if you suddenly grew a second head that argued constantly with your first head?

I would go on TLC The Learning Channel to have our own T.V. special.

What would you do if you were thrusted 234 Million Years back in time.

I would love to ride a T-Rex and eat a strawberry the size of a Buick.

what would you do - same question

Wonder what in the hell happened.



What would you do if you were transformed into a plant?

One word Photosynthesis.

What would you do if you were once famous, but currently a has-been trying to make it big again?

Give it up. I don't like fame.




What would you do if you were walking down the street, and mutants from the sewers dragged you down into their realm?

Become their evil overlord ruler, and take over the overworld.

What would you do if you smelled like tuna fish all the time and cats followed you every where?

Kill as many of the fur balls as possible by setting berty the rockwieller onto them.

What would you do if you woke up with your head stuck up a cows arse?

Take ten showers and therapy.

What would you do if you had no life and did fifteen YouTube videos a day?

Suicide my friend what else could be possible.

Same question.
What would you do if you had no life and did fifteen YouTube videos a day?

Make really good youtube vids and make a pile of cash out of it.

What would you do if you really did have eyes in the back of your head?

Keep still id be watching.

Same question

never be kidnapped, hit by hitmen, or run over by a truck or bus bearing down on me

what would you do if you had 11 finders and only 9 toes

Sell myself to medical science for Billions.


What would you do if Batman was killed?

start liking Robin a whole lot more

what would you do if Wonder Woman had you in her truth lasso?

Laugh at her.

What would you do if you given a pet nacho?

throw it away

What would you do If you were The Joker?

Complain about the current actor portraying me.

What would you do if you had a star?

Used it to knock the sun out of its orbit, and capture the Earth as it is spinning madly through space and quickly being deep freezed. Then I would demand total obedience from the survivors and tell them to worship me as a God since I have control of a star. If they didn't I'd make my star do a massive solar flare that would cook one side of the Earth and demand the remaining survivors to worship me as a God.

What would you do if you owned the Atlantic Ocean?

I would make it free.

What would you do if you had the choice, destroy a kitten or destroy a puppy?

the kitten goes - I hate cats and love dogs

what would you do if the sun never rose again

Move to whatever part of the globe still had sunlight. Right on the edge where it would essentially be eternal evening or dawn. Not too hot, not to cold.

Same question.

Same answer. LOL

What would you do if the stars were falling?

Technically stars cannot fall, but in the event that stars were thrusted into a position of mayhem (Maybe the reactivation of the Super-Massive Black Hole) and got close enough to collide with Earth, I would not do a thing cause we'll burn up into nothing before a star gets too close.

What would you do if you wrote a novel and Uwe Boll was the one who made a movie adaptation of it?

Probably try and find out who he/she is.



What would you do if a movie adaptation was made of one of your novels, and it sucked? I mean, really sucked?

Fire Uwe Boll.

What would you do if everytime you touched someone you got lightly shocked?

I would probably enjoy it, lol

what would you do if you suddenly could no longer hear anything.

Cry. a world without marillion would be an end for me.

What would you do if you could not see?

Get one of those white sticks, and attack people in the street with it.



What would you do if you couldn't taste?

Hope I could still smell at least. If I can't taste the food, I want to be able to smell it.

What would you do if all the food you ate turned into bitter ashes the moment it touched your tongue?

Die of starvation.



What would you do if you were going to be roasted alive, and eaten by cannibals?

Crap-tasting, fire retardant armour.


What would you do if you HAD to eat someone?

Fry them, and serve it with a nice salad.



Same question.

make sure I had some kick ass marinade...and a lot of it.

what would you do if you had nothing to drink. would you drink your own blood or urine?

Urine. It's sterile, at least.



What would you do if you had an impant fitted to you that gave you a sustained electric shock, everytime you crossed outside the threshold of your house?

be watching a ton of movies on demand at home and work from home in some internet job! have my food delivered to me from internet sites

same question to you

I would never go outside

what would you do if you had to go to the bathroom really bad and someone was hogging the bathroom? And there were no other bathrooms.

Find a forest.

What would you if you couldn't sleep, walk, sit, or be active without your lower back releasing aches that were atrociously harrowing.

Be a vegetable.



What would you do if you were being hunted by the FBI for a crime you hadn't commited?

hire an expensive lawyer, go into hiding, and let him negotiate my freedom. If I have to go in then I want a big press conference and news coverage to make sure I am not just erased.

what would you do if you only had 1 day to live

Spend it with my friends and family.



Same question.

Tell you to turn off "The Fugitive" on TBS.


What would you do if you could only watch one channel, hear one song, and no internet access?

ESPN, a song from Seal's greatest hits (or GNR's greatest hits)

same question

i would go insane.

same question

Create the internet again so I could use it. If Al Gore could do it, it can't be that hard.

What would you do if all the chocolate in the world turned into toxic, man-eating, mushrooms?

start eating ice cream by the bucket - but only vanilla and strawberry

what would you do if dinner was served when breakfast is and vice versa