Something ;)





What would you do if you woke up and found that I was the undisputed lord and master of the world?

I'd fear you.

What would you do if people always followed you?

Walk off a cliff.




What would you do if Argentina invaded the Falklands?

put my head in the sand

What would you do if your eyes turned to ice?

id c the cold world in its elemental representative

wut would u do if i could manipulate fire?

stop all the forest fires and save trees.

what would you do if you had a loaded gun right now

Un-load it.

What if you were able to fly your very own personal five star hotel jet?

Go on holiday.




What would you do if the plain you were on was hijacked by extremists?

wonder why they weren't high jacking a PLANE!

What would you do If I said hello. But was at your door

Invite you in.



What would you do if the grammar Nazis launched a hate campaign against you?

Hide.

What would you do if you had really small bladder?

Frequently use the toilet.




What would you do if monkeys fell out of the sky?

Make one into my pet.

What would you do if you were President of the United States?

Find out what the big, red button does. You know, the one that says do not press....



Same question.

ROFL. I'd resign :p I can't lead a country.

What would you do if everyone looked like cartoons?

Rub out George W Bush.

What would you do if everything you touched turned to literature?

Be scared.

What would you do if you could no longer hear?

Probably accidently walk in front of a car.

What would you do if you were abducted by ducks?

I'd pet them and become the duck lord.

What would you do if everything you toched turned into paper?

I'd wear paper gloves.

What would you do if this forum crashed?

It has before :p Erm, what I did before. I'd go take a walk and hope it comes back.

Same question

I'd panic and migrate all writings back to the Conclave.

What would you do if you could no longer write?

I think i could live with that. I don't really write that much anymore anyways, I'm more into art.

what would you do if all electronics stopped working?

I'd bemoan the loss of stories on my laptop and the loss of forums, and then find something else to do.

What would you do if your left arm dropped off?

Freak out and probably faint.

What would you do if people just starting filling up your home uninvited?

I'd kick them out.

Same.

I wouldn't know since I'm not at home =P

What would you do if you met your favorite author?

I really have no idea.

What would you do if your favourite author admitted you where better then them?

I'd wonder why they would lie like that, then ask for their autograph.

What would you do if you became world famous?

I'd wish I wasn't.

What would you do if you became President?

I'd wonder how they changed the age limit.

What would you do if World War III started?

Well, depending on why, and how, I'd lead a protest against the government.

What would you do if I didn't finish this ques...

I'd look at it and wonder if your keyboard broke.

What would you do if you got invited to a Queen's birthday party?

Refuse.

What would you do if you got invited to a Chimpanzee's tea party?

I'd go just to see what would happen

What would you do if gravity ceased to exist?

Float.

What would you do if you went down to the woods tonight?

Wonder how I got back home and go to my favorite tree and relax.

Same question =P

I'd be in for a big surprise.

What would you do if while you where down in the woods you ran into a Teddy Bears picnic?

I'd join them and think I was dreaming.

What would you do if you were stuck somewhere you didn't want to be?

Get frustrated and annoyed.

What would you do if you turned into a pink killer duck named fred?

Eat things

What would you do if you could only breath underwater?

Live in the sea.

What would you do if you where a donkey?

I'd kick people

What would you do, if you could only sing when you had to speak?

I'd join an operatic society.

What would you do if you had clown feet?

I'd chop them off.

What would you do if everyday was winter time?

Be glad that at least the weather had made up its mind (it keeps changing from torrential rain to glorious sunshine every five minutes here).


What would you do if you were a lumberjack?

Sing the lumberjack song.

What would you do if English weather was nice for a change?

Prepare for the imminent apocalypse.




What would you do if you were captain of the Titanic?

I'd be dead.

What would you do if everything you ate tasted like nanners?

Run around screaming.

What would you do if you ran around screaming?

Erm...run around screaming?




What would you do if you had a stalker?

I'd eat him for brunch.

What would you do if you were trying to fly home but pilots kept canceling flights and your trip home might end up taking two days?

Settle down and have a nice sleep.




What would you do if every choice you made was the wrong one?

keep living my life wrong.


what would you do if metertors showered us?

Get meteorically clean.

What would you do if you had a hundred monkeys and a hundred typewriters?

Feed the monkeys to the typewriters.




What would you do if you had the opportunity to destroy humanity and start over?

make me king.



What would you do if you found the boogie man in your closet while looking for your other girlfriend after your wife left to go find your mistres?

Enslave him and put him in a jar with the soul of Arnold Schwarzenegger so they can fight it out for my amusement.



What would you do if you were being chased by Michael Howard?

I'd wonder who he was, then trip him and hope he'd fall off the cliff in front of me.

What would you do if you woke up on the Black Pearl?

I'd hoist sail and bear away for the Carribean, set the jibs and the tiller, and then have some chocolate cake.

what would YOU do if you had Bush and Cheney hog-tied in the basement, and absolutley NOBODy knew that they were there? Oh, also, its in the middle of the woods.

Untie them and get their autographs. :p

What would you do if the World was really like the song "Imagine."?

Turn hippie.





What would you do if you had David Cameron and Gordon Brown locked in a room?

Hmm have a tea party! :D hehehehe

What would you do if the government banned chocoalte?

Start a revolution!

Same question

I would steal a space ship and start a new colony somewhere and take all the chocolate in the world with me.....a revolution sounds easier though!!!

What would you do if Banzai had the last piece of chocolate on the place of the planet?

Split it three ways. Greed is never seemly.

Same Q

awwwww I'd do the same or I'd feel guilty lol

What would you do if you had a bomb in your hand and it was set to go off in 1 minute and you were in a very busy highly populated area?

Set it in the most shileded spot I could immediately see and start yelling for everyone to find cover. (I'm assuming I would not be able to defuse it.

Same question, but you have access to 4 wires, and it's clear there are no other wires concealed.

Get the thing to a secluded an area as I could, and start cutting wires.




What would you do if you were trapped in the bowels of a sinking ship?

I suppose I'd die.

What would you do if you were having nightmares that made it tough for you to sleep?

Sleeping pills.




What would you do if you woke up and found yourself nailed to the wall?

Get pissed off and tear my shirt to get down. I'd then take my very heavy wooden bat that I keep next to the door and chase the culprit.

What would you do if I was chasing you with my wooden bat?

Set the female walrus from the "I am the walrus" thread on you.



What would you do if I did just that?

Hrm. RUN.

What would you do if I showed up at your house with a yoyo?

Invite you in for a cup of coffee.




What would you do if the animal kingdom declared war on you?

(depends on who the yoyo was...)

Try to negotiate a peace. Failing that, start the barbeque.

Same Q

ROFL

I'd hide.

What would you do if I showed up at your home with a talking yoyo?

Would that be a relative? Distract the yoyo with something shiny.

What would you do if the next President decided we needed to see it through in Iraq?

I'd eat him.

What would you do if Hilary Clinton actually won the election?

laugh my butt off, then cry.

What would you do if pigs really did fly?

Buy my mum's boyfriend a net big enough to catch them. He loves pork.

Same

Sounds good to me! Smoked spicy pork wings would probably be delicious!

What would you do if a vast new oilfield were discovered under your property?

Get pissed off, demolish the house and become rich from all the oil. I'd then buy a vast amount of wooded area and build a cottage there.

Same :p

Retire with lots of money, and become a teacher

What would you do if asked to speak before a nationwide TV audience?

Use it as a platform to launch my plan for world domination.



Same question.

Flee.

Same :p

I would take it as a challenge, try to meet it with my best effort.

What would you do if someone you believed was your best friend set you up to take the fall for a crime?

Hunt them down and torture them into agreeing to testify to what they had done.



What would you do if you fought the law and the law won?

Never stop fighting

Same question

The same. And sing the song.




What would you do if the Rolling Stones turned up on your doorstep, asking for a place to stay for the night?

Let them in, and then hold them hostage.

Same question

I'd tell them they just cant stay here, sorry.

what is the first thing you would do if you met a raccoon youve seen before, but all of the sudden the raccoon starts talking to you. not just talking, actually singing to you, in english. He is not approaching you, just sitting there and singing words to you. The thing is, he is telling you, in song, that something terrible is going to happen to you very soon.
what is the very first thing you'd say or do?

Walk to the nearest insane asylum.

Same :p

Empty my liquor cabinet into the trash.

What is the first thing you would do if you encountered an extraterrestrial?

Walk to the Presidents house. I need proof, and pictures won't work, since there is photoshop.

Same

Try to communicate, and try to make no threatening moves.

Same question forward.

Forge an alliance, to bring the Earth to it's knees, and then spearhead the human rebellion against alien overlords, and become Emperor of the new Terran Empire.


What would you do if people laughed at everything you said?

Get pissed off.

Same

Get a gig on the Tonight Show

same

Become a comedian.




What would you do if you woke up and the apocalypse had begun?

Realize I was still dreaming, and wait to wake up for real.

Same Q.

Probably go back to sleep... try waking up on the other side of the bed.

What would you do if you had to wear shoes of different heights, and couldn't switch them for anything else?

Get a bad back.

What would you do if suddenly, your ears could hear everything except music?

There is plenty of music inherent in nature

Same Q

Try as hard as I could to find a loophole. From there: exploit, exploit, exploit.

What would you do if you could do any, one thing without having to face any legal consequences?

are we talking one charge or one action? I'd want to rob a bank, but that's like, Felony, conspiracy (you know, the Inside man and all), assault, and one count of felony murder for anyone you shoot...

What would you do if you had superpowers?

Have some fun...




What would you do if you were Sam Tyler (Life on Mars)?

Wouldn't notice, unless he introduced himself, and still wouldn't know who he was.

What would you do if everyone you loved, hated your best friend?(whom you are very close to.)

Be in a mess.




What would you do if the meaning of life was tattooed on the inside of your mouth?

Ask my dentist to read it for me. Which is handy since I see him today.

Same question :p

Shrug my shoulders and sigh, 'Oh ain't life a booger'

What would you do if you were caught in a rip?

Swim parallel to shore until I was out of the grip of the rip.

What would you do if every time you spoke, it came out as a rhyme?

Write poetry :p I can't rhyme worth crap now.

What would you do if everything you said came out opposite?

say the wrong thing to make it come out right ;)

what would you do if your hair turned bright purple, and would not change back no matter how much dye you put in it to change it.

I'd be upset, it's suppose to be hot pink damnit!

What would you do if your hair color changed with your mood?

shave my head

Same Q

Find out what mood was hot pink and try and stay in the mood.

What would you do if every answer you got to a question was a riddle?

Use something faster than light, never has been seen* instead of asking questions.

Same Q


* thought

Stop asking questions and find out for myself.Then for the hard ones that I can't answer, learn how to answer riddles well.

What would you do if you both your arms and both your legs?

(I'm assuming the lost word is "lost")
Flop around a lot.

Same Q

if I was both my arms and both my legs, then I would
go forth on my fingers and toes to seek all of the sensual and exotic pleasures to which arms and legs can aspire, while wistfully missing my torso.

what would you do if you were walking around in downtown jerusalem as a tourist one day, and somehow you got into the ancient tunnels underneath that city? And then, as you were walking around down there (presuming thats what you'd do) you discover some kind of small amulet, of brass or perhaps even silver, which seems to have some kinds of powers, such as making you think a certain way, or maybe making you want something you never wanted before? well, what would you do, eh?

Sell it on ebay.




What would you do if you got lost in the catacombs beneath Jerusalem, and the body of Solomon leapt out and attacked you?

I'd use the magic amulet I just bought on ebay to make him help me out.

what would you do if nobody bought the amulet, and you had to keep it?

Use it to help me take over the world.




What would you do if I took over the world?

I'd keep asking you silly questions about the forests of england in an attempt to win your freindship.

if you really did take over the world, what would be one of the first things you'd do to change the world?

Oh, hang on, I have it written down here... Aha! Equalisation of the worlds wealth, to erradicate poverty. Massive building programs to raise standard of living. Oh, and Common Sense laws brought in, to stop all the bureaucratic crap that pisses me off so.



What would you do if you took over the world?

Panic.

Same question :p

Take 5,000 of the hottest women in the world and create "Nookie Land."

It would blow Disney away.

What would you do if a genie appeared and granted you 3 wishes and the only restriction was you couldn't wish for more wishes?

Wish for more genies.




Same question.

After much thought, I've finally come up with what I'd want: Omniscience, omnipotence, and omnipresence. With these I would gain:

- The ability to sway the minds of anyone I want (this would lead to me restructuring the government, global economy, as well as a host of other things)

- Cells that never deteriorated, allowing me to retain my youth

- Magic, specifically telekinesis -- this would be the other half of my immortality scheme, and would also just be cool to have

- Learn the origin of the world and universe

SUCK ON THAT GALACTUS!

For the next person, I'll let you choose, either: the same question; or what would you do if you found out you were infertile?

If I found out I was infertile, I'd be very upset at first, since I want kids when I get older. I'd then go on with life and when I got married, I'd adopt.

What would you do if all comics, never existed?

Get on with life.




What would you do if you had the leaders of the IRA tied up in a basement?

Hope no one came looking for them and find a way to rid of them.

Same question

Torture the bastards.




What would you do if you could go back to any point in time?

I'd go back to my first week of Summer break. I'd go visit my grandmother like I was suppose to, instead of thinking of myself first. That's about the worse thing I've done and because of it, I missed seeing my grandmother "alive" before she died. (Technically she was alive, but she was basically in a coma.)

Same question

I'd make the IRA feel acceptance of British rule.

What would you do if you were alive on a beautiful summer day like today?

Write :)




What would you do if you were caught in the middle of a civil war?

Hope I could find somewhere to hide until it was over, fat chance I could fly home. If I was home, I'd wonder why I went back in time.

What would you do if you had an annoyingly hyper kitten that scratched you up and abused you, but was do darn cute it made elmo look like a troll?

Stick erasers on the ends of its claws and keep playing with it?

Same Q (I know it isn't hypothetical to at least one person here!)

Apprently, I'd let it abuse me. :p I feel bad when I punish him(which is a flick to the nose) and he can't help it, he has no one else to play with! However abusive his play is.

What would you do if you could never say anything rude?

I'd probably be just fine. Besides, I can give a Look that has made pesky survey takers step back quickly and mumble apologies.

Same question.

I'd be extremely happy :p I hate when I accidentally say rude things, I rarely do it purposefully, depends on the person.

What would you do if it was against the law to eat meat?

Break the law. I ain't turning veggie, damnit!




Same question.

Same answer. Carnivores rule!

Same question (hehehe)

Go with it. It'd give me a reason.

What would you do if you were the last man/woman on earth? (note, when i say man/woman, I mean by some wierd event you were turned into a hermaphradite. Not that I spelled that correctly.)

Rebuild civilisation with me at its head.




What would you do if I was in your wardrobe?

(Close - hermaphrodite)
I'll refrain from the obvious, rude reflexive answer.

I would have no choice but to live out my life, and mourn the demise of a promising species. Hemaphrodites in nature can nearly never self-reproduce, and even if they could, you'd be lucky to get more than a generation or two to survive after that.

Same q

Wonder how you could fit in there, and offer you some coffee and cake. I'm also baking more cookies if you will wait.

What would you do if Germans took over ze vorld?

Improve my command of the language.

What would you do if Canadians took over the world?

Wonder how it happened, then be content.

What would you do if Banzai finally took over the world?

Yawn and wait ten minutes for the next revolution.

What would you do if you were placed in charge of the Portuguese Army

Wonder how I got there, and run.

What would you do if you were as cowardly as me? :p

Spin around on my office chair?




What would you do if you had to shoot someone, or they would shoot you?

Bang, bang! Survival of the quickest. Though, depending on who it is, I could do a non-lethal hit... or just throw the gun at them.

What would you do if you met a creature thought to be make-believe, but you knew if you told anyone that you'd be considered crazy? Also, you have no way of obtaining indisputable proof.

Take it in as a pet in that dream home of mine where no one will disturb me and live happily ever after with it being my best and only friend. The end.

Same question :p

Mythical creatures might not appreciate being taken as pets. Unicorns prefer to run free, and centaurs are proud and independent. It would be enough for me that I knew they exist. I would have no need to convince anyone else.

Same question.

I'd cut it and get the blood cloned and have an army of mythical whatevers. Anyone who's read C.S. Lewis's The Chronicles of Narnia: The Last Battle can tell you an army of Jewel's would be intimidating. Man he was cool.

You wake up on an empty zeppelin, what do you do?! Also, it may or may not be made of lead...

Reconstruct the Hindenburg disaster :p




What would you do if your best friend stole one of your stories/poems and published it as their own?

I could easily take one of their poems/stories from our notebook and do the same to her, though I wouldn't. I suppose I'd let it slide and never talk to her again. Though, if it was a novel, I'd get my lawyer.

Same.

I'd stalk them down, writing creepy quotes all over the place where they can find them in unexpected places..... and place recordings of me demanding a cut or for them to admit who is the author. With the speakers in the toilet.

What would you do if coffee makers could think and are secretly taking over the world?

Beat them to death with my socks.




What would you do if my socks tried to take over the world?

Eat them.

What would you do, if all humans had super large noses?

Heh. My dad would be KING! hahahaaha.

What would you do if your bunny rabbit toy started telling you to kill the teddy bear?

Decapitate the bunny rabbit toy.

What would you do if you suddenly became a tree that was going to be cut down for wood chips in some child's park?

(sounds like a candidate for a story in the Five Minutes Game)

Rejoice in the knowledge that at least my life was ending in a good cause.

Same q

Aim for every bare foot in sight.. reletivly speaking of course.

What would you do If you could?

Huh?

What would you do if DOZ could finish her question?

Answer it :p

What would you do if you procrastinated until it was too late, every time?

Pretty much what I do now...




Same question.

Uhhhm ask me later...

Same question.

I'd just be slightly worse off then I am now, I'd deal.

What would you do if all species became egg layers?

Nothing. I'm male.




Same question.

Be upset :p That'd be one big egg for me to lay.

What would you do if you had the ability to find the killer of the dead?

Star in one of those stupid low budget supernatural-detective TV shows.



What would you do if you had been awake all night, and couldn't sleep because someone was asleep on your feet, and you were losing all feeling in them?

It depends whom that person was, if it wasn't a person at all, and was a cat, I'd pick him up and make him sleep on my pillow. If it was a person, I'd let them stay.

Same question :p

Well, I decided to be chivilrous and let her sleep, but damn I'm tired now :p




True or false- you can act?

When there is no audience, somewhat. :p I can't sing though, I have a recording as evidence.

True or False - You lie well.

False (but is that the truth?)

(How did this turn into the T/F game?)

What would you do if today started repeating on you, ending just before midnight

I'd get some sleep this time around :p




What would you do if I became God?

Impossibility :p

(On cogito's question... I'd be very upset. :p VERY VERY)

What would you do if apples took control of your government?

Overthrow them and then make apple juice.

What would you do if you were trapped in an alternate universe?

Drink Apple Juice.

What would you do if all fictional characters were real?

Probably fall into a depression due to the fact that everyone else has superpowers. Unless, of course, I could gain those abilities myself. If that's the way it works, there's just simply no telling what will happen.

What would you do if you walked into school on the first day, then discovered that you were naked for some odd reason?

Steal clothes from the person closest to me and try and play it off as a joke. If that didn't work, I'd tell them to kiss my ass and I'd go to school normally.

Same question

In a single word? Flaunt.
*It's cold*


What would you do if had the chance to do anything you wanted to anyone in the world? Also, you're limited to one person.

Oooh, toughie :p I'm not actually sure. Probably I'd use it to pluck up the courage to ask out the girl I like (woo, cowardice!).




What would you do if you found Voldemort hiding in your wardrobe?

I'd tell him that this is America, and that over here it's called a 'closet'. After we sat down for a little discussion, I'd shoot him point blank. Woo! Winner is me!

What would you do if you found Hermione in your toilet?! I believe that's what you refer to bathrooms as.

Say hello, then flush her.

What would you do if there really was a Wizarding world?

I'd be the blackest wizard this side of Lee Jordan.

What would you do if you had a flying car?

Never queue on the M25 again.




What would you do if you had a flying milk float?

Obviously, I'd either get a ladder or learn to fly.

What would you do if you had to make a cartoon?

Make a cartoon?




What would you do if your avatar rebelled against you and tried to kill you?

Wouldn't happen. We'd just jam to some Mark Ronson feat. Lily Allen.

What would you do if Kim Jong-Il kidnapped you? Personally, I'd take off his glasses, and do a little dance before escaping.

Knee him in the face. He's about the right height to make that easy.



What would you do if the end of the seventh Harry Potter book was 'And then he woke up, and it had all been a dream'?

I'd ask for J.K. Rowling's location, and then start a witch hunt. How dare you.


What would you do if you waited in line all night for the book, but as soon as you got up to get the book... they told you they were all out?

Well...I wouldn't queue up all night for a book...




What would you do if the next Harry Potter film consisted entirely of this:
www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf


EDIT: Don't worry, the link is clean.

Stupid comp won't load any movies. I know what that is though. :p I'd get pissed off but find it entertaining.

What would you do if everytime you sat at your comp, a cat layed on your hands?

Sneeze. I'm allergic.




What would you do if everytime you sat at your computer, a tramp lay on your hands?

Stand at my computer, lol

What would you do if your hands got stuck to your car?

Well... I'd probably be a whole lot faster


What would you do if your new book arrived but you couldn't open the damned box? Cardboard + Glue = Bad.

Become Harry Potter and open it with magic.

What would you do if Apples ate Pears and pears ate people?

Hang out with a lot of pears and terrorize apples into a pulp-filled submission. To strike fear into their hearts I would eat the carmelized and candied remains of those slain on the field of battle. FOR SPARTA!

What would you do if you were faced with death, and the only way to live was to eat your favorite pet? Meow.

Be glad that the only pet I've ever had is a fish.




What would you do if an impressionist made a show mocking you personally?

Isn't that what they usuallu do? Probably stand there laughing cause it'd be funny to see someone try to impersoate me again lol

What would you do if all of a sudden a group of strippers climber out of your computer screen and began to attack you with baseball bats?

Lay off the LSD




What would you do if David Cameron rode into you on his bicycle?

turn around and punch him out...although I don't have th strength right now so I would probably lay on the ground in pan and agony coughing like crazy unable to move.........lol

What would you do if all of a sudden you found yourself in a parallel universe where speech didn't exist?

Learn sign language.




What would you do if you discovered that your entire life has been a hallucination?

No-thing, life is how we adapt to the changes, and if this is all a dream so be it.

What would you do if you were a character from one of your stories?

Be a murderer and come up with some amazing ways to murder people lol

same question

Run for cover, some of my ideas, are rather, disburbing.

What would you do if someone challenged you to a game of Questions? (damn that movie, watched it today)

What is questions?




What would you do if you were arrested under suspicion of terrorism, and sent to Guantánamo Bay?

Sob for my cats and wonder how they mistook my gentleness for terror. What a twisted situation.

What would you do if you become only a CM tall?

Try to wake up.




What would you do if you were just a head in a jar?

Scare passing people... hey i'd have to amuse myself somehow!

What would you do if you were a ghost?

Haunt people!




What would you do if you were a zombie?

a lot of groaning and moaning and probably eat people because I have an uncontrollable urge to feed, lol

what would you do if you woke up and there was a big spider on your face and you could feel it slowly moving...

Use my mind powers to disintegrate it.




What would you do if you woke up and an intruder was pointing a gun at your head?

I would probably have a wee... but realistically I would probably tell my partner that I love him and hope for the best...


What would you do if you lost all of your work in a freak accident?

I would cry, literally weep.

what would you do if you knew a flood was coming towards your house and you could take out 3 to 4 total items. what would those items be?

My laptop, my pen and my phone, for when I'm trapped in some stupid place by flood waters and need rescuing.



What would you do if the monkey in your wardrobe became a ninja?

I would don my Pirate get-up and battle to the death.




What would you do if had the option to lose your sight or your hearing?

Sight. I enjoy music too much.




What would you do if it wouldn't stop pissing it down?

I'd do what we Brit's always do, grumble about it but then piss andmoan when it gets warm again!

What would you do if you had to choose between being impoverished but happy, or being rich and alone?

Rich and alone. I hate the stress of not having money.

what would you do if you did not have a cell phone ever again..

Talk to people face to face.




What would you do if you woke up after being comatose for a decade?

Never go to sleep again! That and eat, explore, contact old friends... etc :D

Same question.

Hrm. Not really sure :p

What would you do if you became as obsessed as I am with fruit?

Eat fruit? Or maybe worship it?





What would you do if a master race of fruit took over the world?

Erm... stop eating 5 portions of fruit/veg a day because I don't think they'd like it.

What would you do if you became a piece of fruit?

Hopefully be eaten OFF a beautiful woman, lol

If you could be any fruit, what would it be and why?

Someone just asked me this today.. creepy.

Anyway, my answer was a grape, because they're sweet and only get sweeter over time. (Plus they shrivel up, which could be an analogy for life. =P)

What would you do if.. you only had 48 hours to live?

Tell people how I feel.




Same question.

Say all the things that i've been holding back so that nothings left unsaid and make sure I don't leave anything I can finish unfinished.

What would you do if you found out your boyfriend/girlfriend only had 48 hrs to live?

Save them.





Same question.

hold them. just hold and kiss them for every second of the 48 hours. and probably cry a lot, but hold them through every tear.

what would you do if YOU only had 48 hours to live

See if I could fly to Scotland and enjoy my surroundings and die happily. Though I would settle with hanging with my friends and family for the last time.

What would you do if everything you said was put into a book and recorded, then given to the government?

Make sure to voice my criticisms of the government.




What would you change if you were president/prime minister?

Well, not to sound to cliche-tastic, but I would give gay couples all the same rights as straight couples. Not to come across as high-horsey, but it annoys me that I can't adopt a kid, for example, or be maried in the eyes of God. Not that I'm Christian, I am Agnostic, but I dunno... a white wedding is a nice prospect :)

What would you do if the school bully (yep, we're imagining we ae kids again!) was crying in the toilets (and by school bully, I mean someone who has bullied you, lots); would you mock them, or comfort them?

I would not mock him. That has never been my way. But I would probably not comfort him either, depending on the circumstances. Most likely I would walk away, and hope he learned from it.

Same question.

Comfort him in a mocking way? Hehe, nah. I am too nice; the bullies in my school drove me to depression and near-suicide, but when I saw one of them upset, I comforted them. The bullying subsided for a while, too; it paid off, hehe.

Same question.

It really depends whom it was. I don't really hate people long, so I'd probably do what I'd do to everyone else, I'd ask what the problem was and try and get to them to feel better. Every bully I've dealt with I've either became friends with or they got what they deserved by someone else. -shrug-

What would you do if you found chicken feet markings on your ceiling?

wonder how much I drank last night and exactly when I blacked out, lol

what would you do if you were obsessed with the what would you do game on this website...

Play forever and never stop playing and eventually go into insanity always thinking about the game.

What would you do if the story you are currently writing became reality?

like the Will Ferrell movie? I would hope it was a romance novel and I was the star, lol

what would you do if you suddenly was parazlized and could not move or speak, but could see and understand everything going on around you?

I suppose I'd have to wait until my mother noticed me. I'd hope I'd still be able to learn, I suppose they would have special classes for that. I'd never be able to cook again, so I'd probably be very upset.

Same

Finally get some sleep.

What woudl you do if your t shirt could speak

I would love it! It is pink, so it would be a fun t-shirt to have a conversation with I reckon...

What would you do if you lost all of your money and you were in a strange country?

Take over the strange country, and then try and work out where I am.




What would you do if you were trapped in Stratford, in the floods?

Learn to swim better and quickly. Lol... that and save my laptop :D

What would you do if you were turned into an animal of an endangered species?

Breed like crazy?

What would you do if humans became an endangered species?