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Kit
07-24-2007, 12:17 PM
Be sorry that I killed so many... :D

What would you do if you were the last human?

Cogito
07-24-2007, 12:20 PM
Survive as long as possible, never stop trying to find more humans, and try to leave a record of what happened for whoever might find it.

Same question

Kit
07-24-2007, 12:35 PM
Around about the same answer.

What would you do if it started raining a mixture of pink and red m&ms?

Cogito
07-24-2007, 12:38 PM
Turn my face into the rain and open my mouth.

What would you do if it started raining Eminems?

DivineLemon
07-24-2007, 12:51 PM
I would pick out all the yellow one's and build a giant lemon shrine.

What would you do if it started raining cats and dogs?

Cogito
07-24-2007, 12:54 PM
Run for cover! Not only would it hurt when they hit, they'd undoubtedly start fighting and biting.

Same question.

DivineLemon
07-24-2007, 12:58 PM
Eh. I would start an adoption agency or something of the sort.

What would you do if you could relive any moment of your life?

Cogito
07-24-2007, 01:00 PM
Probably save it forever, because it would be too hard to choose.

What would you do if someone wanted to make a movie of your life?

DivineLemon
07-24-2007, 01:17 PM
I would decline. My life is not worth watching.

What would you do if someone came to you seeking help and turned around and laughed at your answer?

Cogito
07-24-2007, 01:21 PM
Again? :) I'd shrug and say, "You asked!" And I'd answer the next time he or she asked a question too.

Same question

Banzai
07-24-2007, 03:26 PM
Same as you, to be honest.




What would you do if someone walked up to you, punched you in the face, and then walked off?

Cogito
07-24-2007, 03:39 PM
Umm, he wouldn't walk off. Chances are, he'd never connect with the punch in the first place. I'm not violent by nature, but I do know how to take care of myself.

Same question.

Banzai
07-24-2007, 03:49 PM
He'd take about three steps possibly, but they could very well be his last.




What would you do if Hitler walked up to you, punched you in the face, and then walked off?

Cogito
07-24-2007, 04:21 PM
Be thoroughly amazed, considering how long he's been dead. Other than that, no change from the previous answer.

What would you do if Kim Jong-il walked up to you, stood on a step stool, and kissed you full on the lips?

Banzai
07-24-2007, 04:24 PM
Back away, quickly. Very quickly. And drink some paint stripper.



Same disturbing question.

Bick
07-24-2007, 07:11 PM
Wonder whom that was, then push whom ever it was and tickle them til' they were in tears.

What would you do if you lost all your common sense?

Banzai
07-25-2007, 02:17 AM
Be like 99% of the population.




What would you do if put into effect a law making common sense manditory?

Bick
07-25-2007, 08:00 AM
Have no problem with it.

What would you do if apple?

adamant
07-25-2007, 08:30 AM
I'd ask myself: "Why my this thread always succumb to fruits?"

What would you do if you had just fallen off a cliff?

SeaBreeze
07-25-2007, 09:17 AM
Stop and ask diresctions for the way down.

What would you do if a boulder replaced your head?

Banzai
07-25-2007, 11:37 AM
Not a lot, considering I'd have a boulder for a head.




What would you do if your legs fell out with each other?

adamant
07-25-2007, 11:40 AM
kiba-dachi.

what would you do if you knew what that meant?

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 11:58 AM
I would fall over laughing.

What would you do if you fell into sinking sand?

adamant
07-25-2007, 12:10 PM
Grab something. Anything.

And you wouldn't laugh at 'kiba-dachi'... it just means 'horse-riding stance'


What would you do if you were told you were arrogant?

Cogito
07-25-2007, 12:12 PM
float, and move slowly to solid ground. Quicksand is buoyant.

I'd ignore the insignificant fool ;)

Same question

adamant
07-25-2007, 12:14 PM
Break him, and use his corpse to build my throne.

What would you do if your favorite foods no longer existed? I wonder how penguin tastes...

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 12:15 PM
I would agree. I can be arrogant.

What would you do if a zebra ran past you in a city street?

Cogito
07-25-2007, 12:17 PM
Listen for the screeeechCRUNCH.

Same question

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 12:17 PM
I would call the zoo.

What would you do if a penguin began to fly?

Bick
07-25-2007, 12:56 PM
Try to fly myself.

What would you do if your roommate considered you his sister/brother?

Cogito
07-25-2007, 03:16 PM
Get medication - I live alone!

Same question

Banzai
07-25-2007, 03:19 PM
Same as you, Cogito.




What would you do if you could speak every language?

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 03:23 PM
I would go and live in Germany or Canada.

What would you say if someone offered to turn you into a cartoon character?

Cogito
07-25-2007, 03:24 PM
Dance for the sheer joy of such knowledge. And freely make use of language where called for in my stories.

What would you do if you could be invisible for exactly one hour at a time of your choosing?

DivineLemon
07-25-2007, 03:29 PM
I would most likely never use it unless there was a threat around.

Same question.

Bick
07-25-2007, 07:36 PM
Anyone see the one episode of sponge bob? I'd prank my town like they did. Oh yeah :cool:

Same :p

wordwizard
07-25-2007, 07:56 PM
listen in on ppl talking about me, or go to a game show that I was going to be on, and write down all the answers so I would win the game.
or go to area 51 and see what they are doing there.

what would you do if you came face to face with an alien?

Cogito
07-25-2007, 08:00 PM
Attempt friendly communication

Same question

Bick
07-25-2007, 08:03 PM
Ask for an autograph and then ask if they could take me for a short ride.

What would you do if you sneezed every minute?

Cogito
07-25-2007, 08:12 PM
Whaddya mean IF? This morning it was more like 6 times in a minute. I'd take another allergy pill.

Same Q

Bick
07-25-2007, 08:36 PM
About the same. I've been sneezing like a mad woman all day >.> Driving me nuts!

What would you do if you were invited to be on a game show?

JJayWriter
07-26-2007, 02:17 AM
What would you do if you were invited to be on a game show?

I probably wouldn't believe them

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Banzai
07-26-2007, 02:56 AM
Who says I can't already? To be honest, being able to make yourself completely unnoticed is better than being invisible, and is not always a good thing.



What would you do if you owned every media company?

MedicMan
07-26-2007, 03:25 AM
What would you do if you owned every media company?

ABOLISH every single reality TV show in existence, to be replaced with kid's cartoons ^-^

What would you do if you had x-ray vision, but only during the day?

Banzai
07-26-2007, 03:33 AM
See through stuff.




What would you do if some cretin got you decaff coffee instead of propper stuff?

MedicMan
07-26-2007, 03:36 AM
Oooh I'd curse myself for being TOO LAZY to get my own damn coffee :D



What would you do if... you had a million pounds, but only five minutes to spend it?

Banzai
07-26-2007, 03:41 AM
Buy shares, and then immediately sell them back.




What would you do if you started hallucinating that Harry Potter was talking to you?

MedicMan
07-26-2007, 03:43 AM
Carry on the conversation as if nothing was wrong - that'd confuse him ^-^

Same question

Banzai
07-26-2007, 04:41 AM
Ask him why he's such a whiny little prat.




What would you do if you started hallucinating that Hitler was talking to you?

TVDinner
07-26-2007, 05:05 AM
Kill him immediately and fast. bad bad person

what would you do if you were kidnapped?

Banzai
07-26-2007, 05:23 AM
Piss the kidnappers off to the point where they just release me.




What would you do if you were given the powers of God for a week?

MedicMan
07-27-2007, 04:25 AM
Probably make some incredibly clumsy mistake and destroy half a continent or something... by accident of course :)

What would you do if you found out there really were monsters under the bed?

Banzai
07-28-2007, 02:35 AM
Recruit them.




What would you do if Michael Moore lived in your cupboard?

Charisma
07-28-2007, 02:45 AM
Kill him.

What would you do if your ceiling falls down on you?

Banzai
07-28-2007, 02:55 AM
Not a lot. The way this house is constructed, the ceiling is so insubstantial that I doubt I'd notice.



What would you do if every time you sneezed, a house fell down?

TVDinner
07-28-2007, 05:22 AM
have my nose surgically removed for the safety of others

what would you do if you were the last person or thing on the planet, knew the species was going to end.

Bick
07-28-2007, 08:06 PM
I'm sorry, what? Isn't the species allready ended after you die then? rofl x)

What would you do if water became undrinkable?

Cogito
07-28-2007, 09:44 PM
Quote W. C. Fields: Water? Never touch the stuff.
Fish function in it.

Same question

Bick
07-29-2007, 12:48 AM
I suppose we'd have to live off fruit juice? Not really sure, we'd all probably die eventually. No water=no life

What would you do if everything you thought happened?

Banzai
07-29-2007, 01:31 AM
Well, I wouldn't have to worry about taking over the world.



What would you do if you were caught in a terrorist hostage situation?

Bick
07-29-2007, 01:26 PM
Be incredibly scared I suppose. Nothings really coming to mind. Not sure what'd I do.

Same

Banzai
07-29-2007, 01:28 PM
Take out the terrorists. One by one. The die hard way :p



What would you do if you fell into a book?

Kit
07-29-2007, 02:04 PM
Unless it was a whole shelf of them I doubt it would do much damage :D

Same question?

Banzai
07-29-2007, 02:08 PM
I haven't the faintest idea.




What would you do if sharks took over the world? Sharks on stilts? (Don't laugh, it could happen)

Kit
07-29-2007, 02:25 PM
Send in Torana!

What would you do if you were one of the sharks?

Bick
07-29-2007, 02:50 PM
Eat people. Yummy.

What would you do if that torona cartoon was actually a video of her? (Pink tutu one:p)

Kit
07-29-2007, 03:41 PM
Taunt her for as long as she lives.

What would you do if you caught Torana with a ...*whispers* pink whip?

Banzai
07-29-2007, 03:44 PM
Never, ever let it go. Along with all the other stuff I torment her with.



What would you do if she used said pink whip on you?

Kit
07-29-2007, 04:41 PM
Whatever she wanted me too... she'd have the power!

Same question.

Banzai
07-29-2007, 04:44 PM
Yeah, I'd probably run. Fast.




What would you do if you had to write a story about lesbians? :p

Kit
07-29-2007, 04:46 PM
Research.

What would you do if I wrote a story about lesbians?

Cogito
07-29-2007, 04:48 PM
Critique it.

Same question (Kit still the author)

Banzai
07-29-2007, 04:48 PM
Read it.




What would you do if some crazy person on the internet was obsessed with pictures of you?

Kit
07-29-2007, 04:51 PM
Erm... add them on msn and make friends apparantly lol.

What would you do if you found yourself in that situation as the person obsessed?

Cogito
07-29-2007, 04:51 PM
Again??? I'd remove my pictures, and warn them to cut it the hell out. (It has happened, and not just over pictures).

Same question (Banzai's question, to be specific).

Banzai
07-29-2007, 04:52 PM
Drink coffee :D




What would you do if you were abducted by aliens?

WhiteRider
08-01-2007, 11:23 PM
Eat Rice Puffs ;D

What would you do if your house was made of milk?

Banzai
08-01-2007, 11:34 PM
...swim! Swim for my life!




What would you do if your house was made of sherbert?

Bick
08-02-2007, 03:01 PM
Eat it. Mm. Let's hope I live in a freezer.

What would you do if your spouse went out into space and came back with a total different personality and you found out they were an alien that planned to take over the world and would stop at nothing to do so?

Banzai
08-02-2007, 04:16 PM
Stop them! The earth is mine!



What would you do if you were kidnapped and buried in a clear plastic coffin?

Bick
08-02-2007, 05:38 PM
Die.

Poor me.

What would you do if there was an apple in your ear that told you what to do, and if you didn't listen to it, it hit on your ear drum?

Cogito
08-02-2007, 05:49 PM
Pull it out, clean off any ear wax, and smash it into applesauce for the dog next door to gobble up.

Same question

Bick
08-02-2007, 05:54 PM
Pull him out, clean him up and eat him. Apples are yummy.

What would you do if your newborn child looked at you and started having a well thought out conversation?

adamant
08-02-2007, 05:59 PM
Tabloids, here I come!

What would you do if you fell of the face of our flat Earth?

Bick
08-02-2007, 06:06 PM
Wonder how it had happened in the first place and wave good bye to living.

What would you do if all pictures of people were actually the captured parts of a person's soul and they could see everything you did? (I've actually freaked myself out over this... I was really tired. I couldn't help it.)

adamant
08-02-2007, 06:11 PM
Poke them in the eye.

What would you do if you were trapped in an abandoned train car in the middle of a Russian tundra?

Bick
08-02-2007, 06:19 PM
Hope I got to see the Surviorman Episode when he was in the sheer cold. I haven't yet, so I suppose I wouldn't know what to do and would probably die.

Same

adamant
08-02-2007, 06:28 PM
I would just take the train home as I never said it was dysfunctional, just desolate.

What would you do if all of your music was suddenly deleted? (Like mine was, stupid iPod)

Bick
08-02-2007, 07:14 PM
Don't even joke, kthxsbai. I'd be incredibly mad since I have no computer with me at the time being and would probably sulk until I got it back.

Same.

Banzai
08-03-2007, 01:01 AM
Go on a quest to reclaim it. Quickly!




What would you do if you were trapped on the bottom of the ocean, in a crippled submarine?

Dcara83
08-03-2007, 11:42 AM
what would you do if i formulated a plan to take over the and solved the manhattan project.?!...?

Bick
08-03-2007, 12:31 PM
What would you do if you were trapped on the bottom of the ocean, in a crippled submarine?

I suppose I'd probably die :/ I wouldn't know what to do.

what would you do if i formulated a plan to take over the and solved the manhattan project.?!...?

-scratches head-

What would you do if at night some ghost plucked your nose hair?

TVDinner
08-03-2007, 01:32 PM
be happy - I HATE NOSE AND EAR HAIR.

what would you do if you took a nap and wok up as a goldfish in your fishtank

Kit
08-03-2007, 01:36 PM
Be worried because we don't have a fishtank...

What would you do if you discovered you had 2 hours to live?

Banzai
08-03-2007, 02:01 PM
Go and see the people I care about :)




What would you do if you were offered the chance to appear in the Simpsons?

Bick
08-03-2007, 06:59 PM
Appear.

What would you do if you sweated so much you had a constant dehydration?

EyezForYou
08-03-2007, 08:31 PM
Drink my own sweat.

What would you do if Taliban fighters kidnapped you and held you for ransom, but your own government refuses to be "blackmailed"?

Banzai
08-04-2007, 02:07 AM
Escape.



What would you do if you had foot and mouth?

adamant
08-04-2007, 02:10 AM
Nothing. I have a foot and a mouth already. :)

I'm not really sure of the extents of the disease.

What would you do if every time you talked, you (figuratively) put your foot in your mouth?

Banzai
08-04-2007, 02:24 AM
Well, nothing would be different to how it is now...




What would you do if every time you talked, you (literally) put your foot in your mouth?

Cogito
08-04-2007, 07:19 AM
Keep my feet VERY clean, and be very careful walking where dogs or geese have been.

Same question.

TVDinner
08-04-2007, 07:22 AM
learn how to think before i spoke and buy a more expensive pair of shoes, lol

What would you do if you just could not fall asleep - ever.

Bick
08-04-2007, 12:25 PM
Probably go nuts, or I'd be murdered because I'm a real *itch when I don't get my rest. I'm real snappy and no one likes me when I don't sleep :p

What would you do if sunglasses were permanently over your eyes?

TVDinner
08-04-2007, 12:29 PM
enjoy the funky haze and shadow world

what would you do if you could ONLY turn to the right and could not turn left, ever.

Bick
08-04-2007, 12:35 PM
go in a circle.

Same

Cogito
08-04-2007, 01:28 PM
Make all my left turns the hard way (right-right-right).

What would you do if refined sugar was outlaerd by the Nutrition Police?

MedicMan
08-05-2007, 05:34 AM
Survive without refined sugar :)

What if the Nutrition Police outlawed all fatty foods?

Charisma
08-05-2007, 05:37 AM
Smuggle them into my undersea hideout.

What if you slipped into boiling lava?

MedicMan
08-05-2007, 05:39 AM
Umm probably die very quickly :)

What would you do if someone discovered your undersea hideout and threatened it with mutant jellyfish?

Charisma
08-05-2007, 05:44 AM
Marry the jellyfish (do NOT try at home) and have a family war.

What would you do if you got burn to ashes in the lava but you would still be alive?

MedicMan
08-05-2007, 05:52 AM
Lol! Probably spend the first five minutes thinking 'How on Earth did this happen?'

Same question

Charisma
08-05-2007, 05:56 AM
Hmm...which question?
If mine, then I would probably try to find out 'where' I am...
If yours...then I really think I'd surrender and try again next year ;)

What if your fingers started to disobey you and try to murder someone?

Bick
08-05-2007, 09:40 AM
I've written a story like this. I gave a cliff hanger ending but as my character did, and I would murder many, I'd kill myself if I couldn't control myself.

Same

adamant
08-05-2007, 09:48 AM
Marry the jellyfish (do NOT try at home) and have a family war.

What would you do if you got burn to ashes in the lava but you would still be alive?

Ah, you guys are so weak... SOMEONE should have come with a reference to becoming Darth Vader. You disappoint me. :rolleyes:

Charisma
08-05-2007, 09:53 AM
Ah, you guys are so weak... SOMEONE should have come with a reference to becoming Darth Vader. You disappoint me.
Who's Darth, Mr. Blistered???

Same
Enjoy it as long as it doesn't kill me :p

MedicMan
08-06-2007, 09:55 AM
Who's Darth, Mr. Blistered???

:o you don't know Darth Vader? From Star Wars? Lol... ah well :p

Charisma
08-06-2007, 10:41 AM
Star Wars is so lame...

Bick
08-06-2007, 01:19 PM
Star wars is awesome :( I saw all the movies that came out while I was alive in theatre. It's obvious I didn't get to see the one that came out in the 70's :p

What would you do if an apple ate your brain, but you were somehow still living?

Kit
08-06-2007, 01:51 PM
Spend the remainder of my existencce trying to figure out what went wrong.... lol

What would you do if you became a piece of chooclate cake? :D

Bick
08-06-2007, 02:06 PM
Eat myself. I might as well die happily.

Same :p

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 05:14 PM
i would have to say the same as u bick lol
wut would u do if all the chocolate in the world dissappeared?

Bick
08-06-2007, 05:14 PM
Cry and wonder how my chocolate cake would taste.

Same

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 05:15 PM
i would cry and rip out my hair and give chocolate a funeral and shrivel up.
lol

wut would u do if u had to choose between getting gills or getting wings?

Bick
08-06-2007, 05:17 PM
FORGET WINGS, I want my gills tyvm. I want to adventure the deep sea. I want to discover atlantis! The end.

Same :p

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 05:21 PM
i would choose wings, because i would love to b able to fly around, and then i would b able to visit my friends in australia and u too :D

wut would u do if u had to get braces?

Bick
08-06-2007, 05:24 PM
Wonder why I needed them :p My teeth are fine.

What would you do if your braces finally got taken off?

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 05:28 PM
i would be soo happy and i would go and throw a big party :D:D
and also i will never have to worry about getting cuts in my mouth :D:Dand it wouldnt affect how i eat, everything i am not supposed to eat i eat anyways lol

wut would u do if u were able to fly anywhere u want?

Bick
08-06-2007, 05:29 PM
I'd fly to Scotland. I really want to visit there.

Same

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 05:33 PM
i would go there to c u and then id go to australia for a bit and then flly mon amour all around the world :D

wut would u do if u had to give up either ur music or cell phone?

Bick
08-06-2007, 05:39 PM
Bye cellphone.

Same :p

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 05:42 PM
same answer :D lol

wut would u do if u had to either give up apples or give up oranges?

Bick
08-06-2007, 08:37 PM
-tosses the oranges away- Mmm. Apples. I can always just eat grapefruit and lemons.

What would you do I giant kitten named Bick wanted to sit on your lap? (note, that's my kitten's name :p He's so adorable. I need to get a picture of him.)

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 09:11 PM
i would grab some allergy meds and pop a pill, then i would play with it :D:D:D

wut would u do if a golden retriever named annie showed up and wanted to play? (annie is one of my dogs)

Bick
08-06-2007, 09:19 PM
The younger or older one? I'd probably play with her and make her go back home :p I'm not fond of dogs.

What would you do if your printer broke?

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 09:21 PM
younger, and u would never have to worry bout her around cats, she is pretty mellow and doesnt care much lol

i wouldnt do anything, i dont have one, and the only one is my bros and if it stopped working i always got the school one when school starts up again

same q

Bick
08-06-2007, 09:24 PM
I'd get pretty mad :p I love my printer/scanner. We've had it like 4 years and it hasn't let me down yet. Even when it ate my pen... don't ask.

What would you do if everything became it's opposite?

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 09:25 PM
i would die because if everything became its opposite then life would become death lol

wut would u do if somebody told u it was opposite day?

Bick
08-06-2007, 09:28 PM
Poke them, then walk off.

Same :p

Cogito
08-06-2007, 09:34 PM
Tell them "Yes. it is." And walk away before their head explodes.

Same.

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 09:35 PM
i would make their brains explode by explaining that if its opposite day it means its not which means it is which means its not indefiinitely lol

wut would u do if u were told u could drink anytime anywhere with whoever u want and drink wutever u want?

Bick
08-06-2007, 09:38 PM
Green apple smirnoff, here I come.

Same :p

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 09:44 PM
i would go there and give u the drink i owe u lol

wut would u do if i offered to give u cinnamin buns?

Bick
08-06-2007, 09:49 PM
Take them and share it with you. Though, I'd much rather make my own.

What would you do if Torona became Queen?

pyrox91992
08-06-2007, 09:51 PM
:D iod ask her to bring me from my house to her so i could finally see her and then i would b soo happy cuz then she wouldnt ever have to work and she will have power!!! lol

same q

Charisma
08-07-2007, 01:14 AM
I would definitely be the first one to hide *hides anyways*

What would you do if you were struck by lightning and thrown into boiling water and then your husband wants you to cook for him?

SeaBreeze
08-07-2007, 04:29 AM
Tell him that he's not my husband. Then throw him in the boiling water.

What would you do If the poeple from your favorite television show merged with reality. (excluding the cruddy reality shows!)

TVDinner
08-07-2007, 09:06 AM
you mean that George Castanza and Elaine would be my actual friends - THAT WOULD BE GREAT. I could have Festivus EVERY year for real, lol

what would you do if you were suddenly in a cartoon, literally like being in Roger Rabbit.

SeaBreeze
08-07-2007, 09:29 AM
Pray it's not miffy. Or that it's a good one!

What would you do if you got pulled into a crazy Japanese game show?

Charisma
08-07-2007, 10:08 AM
Slap them working so long and hard for nothing (I don't watch TV).

What would you do if you learnt your house is going to be hit by a typhoon in 1 minute?

pyrox91992
08-07-2007, 10:38 AM
go tot he neighbors house to watch :D lol

same q

Charisma
08-07-2007, 10:40 AM
Jump into the basement :cool:

What would you do if a shark jumped out of your bathtub?

pyrox91992
08-07-2007, 12:47 PM
i would never drink again lol

same q

Cogito
08-07-2007, 02:03 PM
If I were in the tub at the time, be much happier than if he jumped INTO the tub!

Same Q

pyrox91992
08-07-2007, 02:16 PM
lol same answer

wut would u do if u found a finger in ur chili?

Bick
08-07-2007, 07:12 PM
Gag and sue.

Same

pyrox91992
08-07-2007, 07:13 PM
lol same

wut would u do if someone decided to pull a really embarrassing prank on u?

Bick
08-07-2007, 07:16 PM
I'd make them feel bad. I have this way of doing that really well :)

Same

pyrox91992
08-07-2007, 07:19 PM
i would let it go, its just how i am, im too nice.

wut would u do if u could never have pizza again?

Cogito
08-07-2007, 07:20 PM
Return the chili to the service counter, and give the server the finger.

(I have GOT to type faster!)

Same Q

Charisma
08-08-2007, 01:05 AM
Hmm...eat jelly pizza instead. Or lasagne.

What would you do if your mother shut you down in a crate full of crabs?

SeaBreeze
08-08-2007, 03:47 AM
Ask for batter and a deep fryer.

What would you do if your parts started falling off

Nexus
08-08-2007, 04:11 AM
I would find a belt.

What would you do if your brother jumped out of a cupboard with a knife and fork and red eyes?

SeaBreeze
08-08-2007, 06:00 AM
Beat him over the head with my broomstick.

What would you do if a talking pimple grew on your chin?

MedicMan
08-08-2007, 06:38 AM
Have many a long and pointless conversation with it.

What would you do if you were forced to appear on Big Brother?

SeaBreeze
08-08-2007, 08:24 AM
Make them chase me when I refuse to leave the house!

What would you do if you were forced to appear on survivor?

pyrox91992
08-08-2007, 10:11 AM
i would b sure to 'accidentally' injure the producer lol
nah, i would have fun

same q

Charisma
08-08-2007, 11:43 AM
Heh...I'd kill someone who actually looks nice on the show.

What would you do if a camera is placed in your without your knowing? (that is, what would you do when you learn about it)

pyrox91992
08-08-2007, 12:57 PM
i would flip out and destroy the camera and probably kik whomevers ass who did it

same q

Charisma
08-08-2007, 08:06 PM
First of all make a private movie out of it...and then shoot that loser-of-the-worlds.

What would you do if you slipped into your parents' room when they are having business guests?

pyrox91992
08-08-2007, 08:49 PM
uh, pretend like i didnt c anything lol

wut would u do if u were told to choose between ur car or ur dog or cat?

Charisma
08-10-2007, 02:12 AM
Cat...(give a bone for dog to chase and brun the car)

What would you do if the roof falls on the topmost floor where all your money is?

pyrox91992
08-10-2007, 09:23 AM
i wouldnt care, i got wut i need, ad money isnt important to me as lives of other ppl, so unless someone was dying up there i wouldnt try to get the money

wut would u do if u were told that ur boss was an alien trying to get ur brain?

Charisma
08-10-2007, 09:29 AM
Wait for my boss to do something instead of creating qualms in my mind.

What would you do if you see your mother pouring some oil-like liquid into your drink?

pyrox91992
08-10-2007, 09:33 AM
wouldnt drink it

wut would u do if u were told that u will never b able to use a cell phone, computer, normal phone, or any electronics to commnicate with other ppl?

Charisma
08-10-2007, 09:46 AM
Be happy that at least I still have the ability to write and speak.

What would you do if you murdered your sister by mistake?

pyrox91992
08-10-2007, 09:49 AM
i would probably go insane

same q

Charisma
08-10-2007, 09:56 AM
I wouldn't really care. I'll try to forget it, and if I escape prison, start a new life.

T/F - Blood is tasteful.

Bick
08-10-2007, 11:08 AM
False - I don't like the taste. Yes I have tasted it, as I've bitten my tongue and have been to the dentist many times.

What would you do if suddenly the weather became it's opposite and was to the extreme?

pyrox91992
08-10-2007, 04:52 PM
i would go outside to play in the snow :D:D:D

Dcara83
08-10-2007, 06:42 PM
what would you do if i was lucifer himself and trying to buy your soul to resell to the russians and japanese for keys to the american cia database to steal secerts for unknown but profitable reasons?:eek::D;)

Bick
08-10-2007, 09:15 PM
I'd eat an apple.

Same :p

pyrox91992
08-10-2007, 10:52 PM
ill join u with the apple bick and ill bring some wine too, red wine, good stuff, not the cheap stuff that tastes horrible

wut would u do if i walked up to ur door bleeding profusely?

Charisma
08-11-2007, 03:02 AM
Umm...close the door and call the UFO sighting service.

What would you do if you find your matress is full of live snakes?

pyrox91992
08-11-2007, 08:57 AM
dinner!!! lol never tried snake before, odds r that wuold b the time lol

wut would u do if u found a spider in ur soup, aive and swimming?

Banzai
08-13-2007, 03:39 AM
Dispose of soup and spider. With some disgust.




What would you do if you found a finger floating in your soup, alive and swimming? :p

Bick
08-13-2007, 09:02 AM
Call the Addams. Apparently Thing had a child with his mistress.

Same :p

Banzai
08-13-2007, 09:27 AM
Hit it with the spoon.




What woud you do if you found a corpse floating in your soup?

Cogito
08-13-2007, 12:30 PM
"Oh waiter! When I asked for a vegetarian soup, I didn't mean a soup made with a real vegetarian."

same question.

Cogito
08-13-2007, 01:20 PM
(True or false? Wrong game!)

adamant
08-13-2007, 01:36 PM
Two words: Pimp. Slap.

What would you do if Chocolate Bear pimp slapped you Bambi? Huh?!

Bick
08-13-2007, 01:55 PM
-shield bambi- :(

What would you do if a giant apple ate you?

Banzai
08-13-2007, 02:47 PM
Eat my way out.




What woud you do if I ate you?

Bick
08-13-2007, 03:06 PM
Eat my way out!

What would you do if you opened your door and found me asleep in front?

Banzai
08-13-2007, 03:27 PM
Ask you if you wouldn't rather come in. It's quite cold out tonight.




What would you do if you opened the door and I was stood there with an axe?

adamant
08-13-2007, 03:29 PM
Bang.

What would you do if you opened the door, but found that it was I, holding a gun, on the other side and you had just been shot?

Banzai
08-13-2007, 03:31 PM
Go back to sleep.




What would you do if a midget burst out of your fridge and tried to assasinate you?

adamant
08-13-2007, 03:43 PM
DIE laughing.

Same question.

Banzai
08-13-2007, 04:00 PM
Probably the same. I stuck with the image of that ninja midget from Scrubs...



What would you do if you were a patient at Sacred Heart hospital?

adamant
08-13-2007, 04:04 PM
Hope that I get Dr. Cox -- not only because he's the best, but because I'd get to hear him berate Dr. Dorian.

What would you do in that situation?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 09:25 AM
idk, should i b worried?lol

wut would u do if a gint mutant ant came up to ur house and began to eat it?

Banzai
08-14-2007, 10:58 AM
Hit it with a stick.




What would you do if John Lennon came up to you and asked for a light?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 11:36 AM
id tell him to quit lol

wut would u do if u were invited to a party in which everyone ends up dying?

adamant
08-14-2007, 11:39 AM
Give the invitation to someone else.

What would you do if you were swimming, and all of a sudden someone you saw crap coming straight for you?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 11:42 AM
swim around it

wut would u do if u hd to choose between 1 best friend or 5 friends

adamant
08-14-2007, 11:59 AM
Depends. For a lifetime, it'd be one; however, if I was being shot at and needed a few human shields - 5 is the magic number.

What would you do if you dropped your car keys down a storm drain?

Banzai
08-14-2007, 12:29 PM
Swear at my clumsiness, and then ask the mutants if they wouldn't mind passing them up to me.




What would you do if you woke up in the Futurama universe?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 12:35 PM
omg idk, it would b fun though :D

same q

Banzai
08-14-2007, 04:27 PM
Try out those tube things.




What would you do if you woke up as an insect?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 05:44 PM
idk,scare my mom :D


wut would u do if u turned into a toad?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 05:44 PM
idk,scare my mom :D


wut would u do if u turned into a toad?

Charisma
08-14-2007, 08:33 PM
Sleep until my brain accustomed to the situation.

What would you do if you started to melt?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 08:50 PM
idk, i think i would go somewhere cold

wut would u do if u started to evaporate?

Charisma
08-14-2007, 08:54 PM
Chill out. Literally.

What would you do if you vomited your stomach out?

pyrox91992
08-14-2007, 09:12 PM
umm, idk, wouldnt i die? lol

wut would u do if u coughed out a lung?

Charisma
08-15-2007, 03:44 AM
Take a photo.

What would you do if your mother turned into a 5000 CC mercedes car?

Bick
08-15-2007, 07:33 AM
Drive her, then realize I'd rather my mother as I crash and realize I didn't have my license yet.

What would you do if you were a talk show host?

Charisma
08-15-2007, 08:02 AM
Wouldn't let the guest get a word in.

What would you do if a million dollar cheque was lying in your printer?

Bick
08-15-2007, 08:05 AM
Give it to my mother.

What would you do if suddenly gravity was turned off?

Charisma
08-15-2007, 08:08 AM
Be the first to reach and die on pluto.

What would you if a plastic shopper bag enveloped you whole?

Alice in Wonderland
08-15-2007, 03:28 PM
Invest in some scissors before the plastic bag stomach acid got to me.

What would you do if your favourite forum stopped working for no apparant reason?

Alice in Wonderland
08-15-2007, 04:26 PM
Be very VERY worried. >.>

I ask because I've been trying to get onto a forum all day and the 'session keeps timing out' icon is now forever bore into my forehead. D=

What would you do if Satan started following you around asking for money?

Alice in Wonderland
08-15-2007, 04:39 PM
Um... it depends how much you are offering. I might just borrow someone else's and try and sell it as my own. That might work.

What would you do if a band of heavy metalers appeared at your door one night and demanded you let them borrow your television?

Alice in Wonderland
08-15-2007, 04:50 PM
I'd tell you that you were crazy and slam the door in your face! =x

What would you do if I covered you in petrol and asked for a match or lighter? =D

phF
08-15-2007, 04:56 PM
I'd have already blown up, because I keep a lighter in my pocket at all times. (or I'd really, really like to.)

What would you do if you woke to find yourself levitating 3 inches off your bed?

Alice in Wonderland
08-15-2007, 04:59 PM
Make swimming notions and fly around the house.

What would you do if you woke up with a bag of chips on your head and an old fashioned iron on your stomach?

pyrox91992
08-15-2007, 05:34 PM
lol i have no clue

same q

Alice in Wonderland
08-15-2007, 06:37 PM
Pat my head and rub my stomach... >.>

What would you do if your toe nails grew through your shoes in public?

pyrox91992
08-15-2007, 07:30 PM
ewww i would hide and cut them with w/e i could

wut would u do if u had hair that grew a foot every second?

Charisma
08-16-2007, 01:23 AM
Acid. Right away.

What would you do if you slipped into a bucket of live snakes.

pyrox91992
08-16-2007, 01:30 AM
i would go snake wrangling lol

wut would u do if u fell in a pool with electirc eels?

Charisma
08-17-2007, 04:14 AM
Ask them where they got those latest heels.

What would you do if your mother turned into a blackhole?

pyrox91992
08-17-2007, 07:55 AM
idk, run lol
same q

Charisma
08-17-2007, 08:04 AM
RUN!!!!

What would you do if you had to pay your friends 1 million dollars for a bet, which you don't have?

pyrox91992
08-17-2007, 08:17 AM
i would give them an iou lol

wut would u do if a monstrous ape came and destroyed ur house in search of ur bannana?

Charisma
08-17-2007, 08:24 AM
Give it to him...

What would you do if you were possessed by a demon?

pyrox91992
08-17-2007, 08:29 AM
idk, i would burn if i went into a church and the holy water would kill me lol

wut would u do if u had the giant red dog clifford climb out of his book to play with u?

Charisma
08-17-2007, 08:49 AM
Shoot him.

What would you do if your father's about to be hanged and you're stuck in traffic?

pyrox91992
08-17-2007, 08:56 AM
i would cry, id want to c him hung, would serve him rite

wut would u say if u had only three words to say before u die

Kit
08-17-2007, 09:15 AM
I'd tell the one i love how i feel.

Same question.

pyrox91992
08-17-2007, 09:51 AM
same answer, though i would have to catch myself before i said i was sorry, if i have only three words they would b 'i love u' not i am sry

wut would u do if u were told u were gonna die in 100 days?

Charisma
08-17-2007, 01:12 PM
Apologize to everyone I know for anything I did, do all the good deeds I can, pray for forgiveness and mentally prepare my family.

What would you do if just a moment before your death, you realize life after death existed?

pyrox91992
08-17-2007, 06:14 PM
i would just do wut i plan on doing anyways, i will wait on the other side for ma cherie and i wil protect her as much as i can

wut would u do if religion was all proven...to be a lie?

Banzai
08-17-2007, 06:48 PM
Reassess my religion...




What would you do if your religion was proved to be true?

Charisma
08-17-2007, 06:53 PM
I already know it's true. Ho hum.

What if you found out that a Second Earth existed but you couldn't convey the message through any language?

Banzai
08-17-2007, 06:55 PM
Sleep. Sorry, I'm just tired at the moment :p




What would you do if the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was found to have been right all along?

Dcara83
08-17-2007, 07:47 PM
attend.


what would you do if i was the preacher there?

pyrox91992
08-17-2007, 11:46 PM
idk, i would burn in a church

wut would u do if death walked through ur door rite now?

Charisma
08-18-2007, 12:19 AM
Offer him my cat's soul. (if I had any...)

What woudl you if you were hanging from the eiffel tower, and if you spoke you'd die?

pyrox91992
08-18-2007, 12:31 AM
i wouldnt speak lol

same q

Banzai
08-18-2007, 02:36 AM
I agree with you pyrox91992 :p




What would you do if Elvis turned up on your doorstep?