Kick him. His dumb songs really irritate me. No offense :P
What would you do if your idol laughed at you?

Be scared. In the words of Doug from Scrubs, dead people should stay dead.




Same question.

Umm...try to make him congratulate me next time. If there is any. Otherwise cry for the rest of my life.

What would you do if the government posts posters of Wanted against you throughout the city, and you're not guilty?

Sigh and go back to sleep. As well as wonder what the hell caused me to miss a year or so, because if things got that ****ed up, then the Tories must have gotten into power...



What would you do if there was a civil war in your country?

Have to read about it in history books over... and over... and over... and over... and over again.


What would you do if you accidentally defeated France?

Put a car park there.

What would you do if your uncle started living in your room?

Ummm...shift to the closet.

What would you do if your eyes slipped out of your eye-sockets?

Hold them in my hands like that thing from Ahh! Real Monsters.

What would you do if you could make a Hawian Ukalali sound with your nose?

Go on X-Factor :P





What would you do if you couldn't make a Hawian Ukalali sound with your nose?

Kill myself. =(

What would you do if you had to eat cheese for 40 days and 40 nights... non stop?

Eat it. Do I have an option? :P

What would you do if your digestive system started to eat itself?

Eat as much as I could to distract it from eating itself. That way I'd have time to go to a doctor before my stomach acid escaped.

What would you do if your ears grew really long and pointed and you started getting magical powers?

i would b able to be able to c ma cherie more often :D

wut would u do if life as we know it came to an end...on ur next b-day?

Ask for the world to not end as a birthday present.

What would you do if everything you were taught to believe up to now turned out to be wrong?

idk, i dont believe in anything really other than there may be a god and there is love

same q

Probably go into a state of hating most things and wishing I wasn't born...

What would you do if you woke up one day and someone had built a prison around your bed?

idk

wut would u do if the power to destroy life was in ur hands

Give it to someone else. I have more important things to do.

You can't keep saying I don't know. D= That's not fun.

What would you do if you came home and your pet was wearing a bath robe and had its feet in a waterbath?

Possibly think I was going crazy at first. But then I'd hire her a couple bodyguards and make millions of dollars off her :)

What would you do if your next bank statement showed five million more dollars than you expected?

Be confused that my bank statement was in dollars. Then I'd probably give it away to someone else. My mum and dad maybe... I don't need money.

What would you do if you had an eternal itch?

i have no clue lol

same q

Itch it for eternity.

It's not that hard to think of something, even if you wouldn't to it. D= Stop giving no answer! What's the point in you even playing? D=

What would you do if I stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

i wouldnt give a damn, lol, i got my own cookie already

and i am sry for not having any ideas, i am distracted, i miss someone terribly and cant get her off my mind

wut would u do if i stole ur cookie before u ate it?

Cry. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

What would you do if you turned into a baby when you were supposed to be 30?

Be happy that I get an extra 30 years and have an excuse for being immature.

What would you do if you turned 30 when you were supposed to be a baby?

Be confused.




What would you do if you found out you were the second coming of Christ? :p

Anything I effing want.


What Would You Do? (WWYD)

Sleep.




What would the flying spaghetti monster do?
(Not strictly a what would you do question, but I'm still gonna ask :p)

Create the trees, the mountains, and a "midgit" with his noodly appendages. (it's been a while since I'd seen that)

What would you do if you were attacked by the monster? (not that anyone should take the name of FSM in vain)

Eat the spaghetti. Yum.

What would you do if your husband/wife decided to jump into boiling oil and he doesn't listen to you?

Start cooking something to go with him.

What would you do if your cuttlery started doing the macerana?

Tell it to save it for when I'm not trying to eat.




What would you do if your computer came alive, and started spamming up the forums on your account?

Disconnect it from the internet until it promises to behave.

What would you do if a clown started following you everywhere?

Kill it. Clowns scare the crap out of me.




What would you do if an army of midgets started following you everywhere?

Get them to carry me instead. Maybe I'd like going out more if I had an army of midgets. =D

What would you do if you always smelt your favourite meal but could never eat it again?

Get them to carry me instead. Maybe I'd like going out more if I had an army of midgets. =D

:D


What would you do if you always smelt your favourite meal but could never eat it again?

I think I'd probably be ok with this. Because I guess if you had a smell following you around constantly you'd get sick of it and go off your favourite food pretty quickly.


What would you do if your next door neighbour's son started to learn the drums - at precisely the time you fancied having an afternoon nap?

Go round and shove the drumsticks...somewhere :p I'm a nice, diplomatic person, aren't I? :D




What would you do if your neighbour(s) started up a full brass band in his/her/their house when you were trying to nap?

Learn how to weald. ¬_¬

What would you do if you got an awful hat superglued to your head?

Make it fashionable :D




What would you do if you had Paris Hilton superglued to your head? (Yeah, I don't know where that came from either :p)

Make a point to stab her with very sharp objects at least hourly.

What would you do if you were born as John Prescott?

Ruin his career. Mwhahaha. (Then again, that would be my career...)

What would you do if you could choose between having a new mom and having a new soul?

Politely decine the offer and back away. o.o

What would you do if your computer started downloading all the viruses known to man onto your hard drive?

toss it out for a new one :D

wut would u do if u were al of a sudden very rich?

Give all the excess money in charity.

What would you do if all the effects of global warming could be reversed and permanently blocked, if you gave up on your life?

Be selfish. I'm having far too much fun at the moment :p



What would you do if aliens invaded Earth, and started shipping humanity (including yourself) off to forced labour camps around the galaxy?

Work my way up in slave rank to become someone who isn't whipped to death or made into alien chow. D=

What would you do if I told you your hair was on fire!??!

Run around screaming, just for the cool factor :p




What would you do if you were in love with someone who lived 150 miles away?

Save up to go and be with them.

What would you do if your only source of food was a neverending pancake that was stuck to the ceiling?

Get very sick of ceiling pancakes....




What would you do if your only source of food was your left arm, that would regrow when you sleep?

Be in pain for a large part of my life.

What would you do if they paved paradise and put up a parking lot?

Blame Counting Crows (I think that was them...:confused:)




What would you do if they tried to make you go to rehab? (Continuing the theme :p)

Start taking drugs so they'd atleast have a reason. D= Then blame Counting Crows.

And the original version was done by a woman called Joni Mitchell. =D

What would you do if you where suddenly on a stage in a flapper costume?

Be rather confused as to how I got there...




What would you do if you could dance if you wanted to? (Okay, that's a bad song association... But nevermind :p)

pause breifley, consider my options reflect on things I could've, done should've said then flail and flap like it was 1999


what if you arived at work only to relise you where butt naked?

Try and pull it off, claiming it was "come to work naked" day :p



What would you do if it actually was "come to work naked" day, and you turned up fully clothed?

Be laughed at but not reveal that strange mark that connects me to my alien bretherin.

What would you do if your bath started eating anything that went into it?

submit to fate (hey for all I know the grass is greener on the other side of the.....er..plug hole)


what if all of your teeth feel out of your mouth?

Hide in a corner...




What would you do if it started raining frogs?

Start a french restaurant.

What would you do if your house decided it couldn't live like this anymore and moved to Spain?

Find a new house. I don't wanna live in Spain.




What would you do if you lived at the Overlook Hotel (from The Shining)?

Go mad! Heeeeere's ALICE!

What would you do if MacDonald's gave you a free glass? =D

Glass? As in cup? I dunno, drink out of it?




What would you do if you found Syd Barrett in your washing machine?

Turn it on.

What would you do if a falling star landed in your garden?

Go outside and shout to God, "You dropped something!"




What woud you do if an army of mice siezed control of your fridge, in an effort to bring down your tyranical regime over the house?

Bomb the living **** out of them.

What would you do if I bombed the living **** out of a fridge full on mice?

Probably have you sectioned.




What would you do if the mice bombed the living **** out of you?

Explode into lots of little peices and splat all over the place where I'm standing. That way I'm safe in the knowledge I would have annoyed someone in my passing. ^^ Messy!

What would you do if your brain started teasing you with ****ty beginnings for a story you wanted to write?

Stop listening to it. I did that a long time ago.





What would you do if the mouse army, on the verge of victory, offered you a surrender by where you'd be confined only to the cellar, and be forever in the servitude of your rodent overlords?

I'd grab the leader of said mouse army and bite off their head, climb up the wall and onto the ceiling and spit various rodent appendages at the crowd of angry and shocked vermin below.

What would you do if you were a member of a mouse army that had just suffered the above?

Call in the air force (mice flying on ravens) to sort you out.



What would you do if said airforce attacked you?

Drink poison. Mwahaha.

What would you do if you get evil thoughts of murder concerning your loved ones?

Pass it off as a slight dislike for things they've done and then write about it.

What would you do if someone attempted to force feed you coffee beans?

Eat them. (The person)




What would you do if someone tried to eat you?

depends n how u mean 'eat' ;)

wut would u do if someone saw u in a shirt that said 'eat me drink me'?

I'd never wear a shirt like that... P=

What would you do if I happened to be having a clumsy day and kept following you around with scalding hot drinks?

Throw my hi-fi cold coffee at you to neutralize some of your hot drinks.

What would you do if your feet got stuck to one another?

Hop?

What would you do if someone stole your identity?

Get a new, cooler identity, and then go and get my old one back. Having two could come in handy.




What would you do if you were sopping wet?

Lol...

Sit there lazily till I got dry :D

What would you do if there was some strange stalker sat outside your house?

Invite you in, out of the cold :p :D




Same question.

You automatically assume i'd stalk you? :O

Throw stones at you :D Then bring you cookies... lol

What would you do if you found a puppy? :D

Give it to you (and hope it didn't bite you :p)




What would you do if you were selected to appear in the next Harry Potter film?

Hope I don't have to speak.

What would you do if you found a puppy and it did bite me? :p

Dance! Yeehaw...

What would you do if your neck started to shrink to an extent that your food pipe would break?

lol!

Erm... worry and go see a doctor quite quickly.

Same question.

Swallow enough water to slow down the process and then go to the doctor. The traffic here is killing.

What would you do if your laptop turned into a carnivorous and you couldn't move?

Defeat it with my mind powers! Or just not worry. It's so crappy it'd probably crash before it could do anything.




What would you do if you found Lord Lucan living under your bed?

I don't know who that is but if I found anyone under my bed I'd laugh at them because they won't be getting out alive. There's a sock monster under there. He's been known to eat humans too.

What would you do if I told you I was ill and needed to suck at least a pint of blood from your neck to get better? >.>

Sure, why not? Weirder stuff has happened.




What would you do if you were awake at stupid o'clock in the morning, and coudn't sleep?

Worry about crashing in my first driving lesson like I am right now. D= Tiredness kills!! *Cries*

What would you do if you heard I'd crashed on my first driving test but was miraculously unharmed? >.>

Be relieved you were unharmed, and pertrified for my own driving lesson in a week's time. And if you have a driving lesson today, shouldn't you be getting some sleep?



What would you do if you're driving instructor turned out to be Bill Bailey?

I would invite him in for tea and give him my keyboard and guitar to play with. 2 hours of that is way better than learning to drive. =D

I woke up at 4 pm... I can't sleep. D=

What would you do if Bill Bailey was your dad?

Die from the sheer cool factor.




Same question.

Take him in for show and tell.

What would you do if inside you realised that I'm the one confused? >.>

Throw a cheese cake at you.

What would you do if your avatar became alive and started to tell on you?

Destroy it.

What would you do if you became an avatar?

Tell my owner's secrets each time he/she leaves the pc. And become a cross each time he/she comes back.

What would you do if you became 2-D?

Be glad i lost some weight. lol.

Same question.

Try to act like a poster and sneak up on my sister.

What would you do if your keyboard had teeth?

Wear gloves when typing.




What would you do if your fridge came alive, and wouldn't let you get at the food?

Get a new fridge and sell this one to The Guiness World Records.

What would you do if that fridge ate you (but didn't digest you)?

Try and escape.




What would you do if you became that fridge?

Eat the Hershey outlet.

What would you do if the fridge became as small as a mouse?

idk, i havent been eating anyways

wut would u do if u had to give up all ur possessions but one, and then wut would u keep?

Hmm...I'd keep the Qura'an.

Same question.

My pen.




What would you do if you were delared next monarch of Britain?

Take the job...duh-uh.

What would you do if the monastery only liked female (vice versa for a female reader) and were very biased?

when i find out what a monestary is i'll put my 2cents in




what woould you do if jesus was there and said you're going down?

Ask him for what reason. And if I'm late to ask I'll do what I can.

What would you do if your hair turned into lotion?

moisturize


what would you do? what would you do? what would you do? what would you do if i repeated myself if i repeated myself if i repeated myself if i repeated myself

Do the same xD

What would you do if you were being followed by me?

Hehe...nothing. 14 gets you 20. :redface:

What would you do if your dog started talking?

Tell him all my problems. No one else in the house :(

What would you do if you could make clones of yourself which couldn't talk?

It's boring, but I wouldn't clone myself at all. *shrug* No point. Now Rachel Bilson, on the other hand, I'd clone her....a LOT. =)


What would you do if I showed up on your doorstep?

Call my Dad so he could beat the stuffing out of you.

What would you do if your gender changed?

Panic.




Same question.

Realize I hate myself because I generally hate men.

What would you do if you turned ink black?

get paid off it.


what would you do if you actually liked what i wrote for other peoples sick amsuement

Slap myself.

What would you do if your darkest secrets were a news bulletin's headlines?

Embrace my newfound popularity.

What would you do if your darkest secret was the same as your mother's?

Umm...feel supported.

Waht would you do if your darkest secret was not to be disclosed otherwise an evil curse would destroy mankind?

If I'm understanding your question correctly, I just wouldn't disclose it. lol That simple.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Divide it into two. One half for the poor and the other half for a world tour. If it's even possible.

What would you do if mercy was stolen from human hearts?

It wouldn't matter. If mercy was stolen from all human hearts, we wouldn't have a concept of mercy, and therefore we wouldn't have much of a basis for comparison, nor would we care.


What would you do if they came for you?

kick them off my lawn, and avoid giving up on mercy.

What would you do if your hands became paralysed?

I would cry and cry and cry and cry and cry. My hands are my world.

What would you do if you found out that all the things that go "bump" in the night are real?

Try and find out what they are.

What wouddl you do if horror movie scenes became real?

Not run upstairs.




What would you do if your wardrobe ate you?

Try out all the clothes.

What would you do if your wardrobe digested you?

Pray to dear God that I'd wind up in Narnia.

What would you do if you became blind?

Practice using my other senses vigilantly.

What would you do if your eyes turned into buttons?

Make designer jackets for my face and forehead.

What would you do if you had to be sacrificed in a rather gruesome way for the greater good of some other mass of people?

o_0 That's really impossible (logically). But, I'll run away. Ho hum.

What would you do if your spouse hates you randomly?

This already happened to me, off and on, and I just left her ass. =)

What would you do if I hated YOU randomly? =)

Hmm...chill out.

What would you do if you had to dance on wet ice?

Have a LOT of fun!!! :D

What would you do if you had to dance on dry ice? :eek:

*Cough* *Cough* Do you think I'll survive?

What would you do if your body was filled with radon?

Die probably.

What would you do if English class, which is your favorite started to frustrate you and you were hating it?

Already happened, and I simply stopped studying.

What would you do if you were deemed psycho when you were not?

Already happened, no not really...I'd enjoy the free room and food and write a book named "How I Broke Out Of My Padded Cell".

What would you do if you woke up with your hands where your feet were and your feet where your hands were?

Start walking on my hands and taking better care of my toenail nail varnish

What would you do if you found out your friend's partner was cheating on them?

i would tell my friend

same q

first I would asked them what they would do in my situation and then go depending on their answer.

what would you do if everyday your life played a new theme song....and when ever you walked it would play

dance it away next to calgon





what would you do if i were on the silver screen and you got a ticket to see

would come if i had the time.

What would you do if someone physically abused you but you were not in a position to react?

contract their a**es





What would you do if you were the one contracted?

As in hired to kill them? Be imaginitive and creative in my job :)




What would you do if you were being hunted by a hitman?

Miss his hit.

What would you do if you got the easiest exam paper made in Cambridge history and couldn't solve it?

i would burn it

wut would u do if u got hit by a car, and didnt want ur mom to know?

Come up with some story that was just bizarre and stupid enough to be believable.





What would you do if you could taste death around people, when they were about to die?

Giggle

Because I'm immature.

What would you do if you fancied someone however you were a mute?

use my unskilled sign languageto get the message though and get the female iwanted




what would you do if i took a hostile takeover of wf and made you all like me for who i'm not
:eek:

Umm...report the police?

What would you do if your feet turned into chocolate?

Eat them.




What would you do if your nose turned into chocolate?

Sneeze fudge.


What would you do if chocolate wasn't available?

Eat something else. People, perhaps.




What would you do if you had brocoli growing from the end of your nose?

Harvest.

What would you do if God visted you and told you that if you didn't believe in him you'd die in a housefire?

Hmm...one, God doesn't really need to visit me, he's everywhere to begin with. Two, even if I presume that can happen, I already believe in God, and to suppose I have a weak faith, I'll work on it duh.

What would you do if you head hurted like a hammer banging on your head but at the same time your sister went on complaining about things she hated about you?

Hmm...one, God doesn't really need to visit me, he's everywhere to begin with. Two, even if I presume that can happen, I already believe in God, and to suppose I have a weak faith, I'll work on it duh.

What would you do if you head hurted like a hammer banging on your head but at the same time your sister went on complaining about things she hated about you?

Hehe double post :-p

I believe I would take some pankillers and lock my sister in some form of container, possibly a tupperware box of some kind.

What if a crazy member of this forum took over all the world and expanded his empire into space?

id be hired as a hitman to kill him/her lol :D

wut would u do if the world was at an end?

Umm...really, do you think I care? I'm the witch of the west empire of DOELIEPLIEOPERTASERTYERO. Mwahahah.

What would you do if your feet were frozen?

unfreeze them :D lol

wut would u do if everyone were able to use paranormal abilities

Hmm...hide underground.

What would you do if you had choose between fire and sharks?

fire, sorry, im a pyro through and through

how about u?

Hmm...sharks. I don't want to be burned x_x.

What would you do if you blurted out a bad word in church?

Probably leave, quickly and quietly...




What would you do if you were pressed into the navy?

Probably befriend a dolphin and escape.

What woudl you do if you could get a pet dolphin for just 5 cents?

see how many a dollar would get me




what would you do if it was flipper

laugh

wut would u do if it wasnt flipper?

not buy




what would you do if flipper was your friend

Wonder how we communicate.

What would you do if you couldn't sleep well?

hmm...see a doctor.

What would you do if your exam was tomorrow and you didn't fell like studying?

i never study so i wouldnt

wut would u do if ur exam had 100 q's and u had 2 minutes to do it

Gah, just do what I can :p

What would you do if your body started to move itself without any nervous impulses on yoru part?

wonder how much impulse shopping i would do





what would you do if this happened to me around you?


what would i do if this happpened to me around you?



what would others do if this happened to me around you?



what would you do if i asked all these questions?


what would i do if i asked all these questions?



what would others do if i asked all these questions?

Ignore.

What would you do if your lenses popped out of your eyes while you were debating?

dont wear lenses but for all intensive purposed i would just pick them up and continue debateing.

what would you do if your best friend was drunk when they came to college?

Take them to a corner and punch in their face for a good morning's sleep.

What would you do if you had been accused of terrorism?

Be upset. Not sure what I would do, but I'd try my hardest to show I was innocent, unless of course I wasn't. That doesn't seem logical though.

What would you do if in reality, you did the opposite of everything you said/did. For example, you whispered to somebody, but you actually screamed at them.

Would be a little happier as far as social relations are concerned! I do everything good, which happens bad ALREADY. I guess it'll change for me :)

What would you do if I cursed you?

I'd wonder why xD

What would you do if you had the ability to change history?

I wouldn't! See Butterfly Effect :P

What would you do if you were given a plane ticket to anywhere in the world?

Germany. The end. xD

(Seen it, awesome movie xD)

What would you do if fairy god parents were real?

I'd wish for her to come see me, so I could wish some more.

What would you do if there reallywas a Hogwarts? (Read: Harry Potter.)

Die laughing.

What would you do if you could change me?

I wouldn't.

What would you do if all electronics stopped working?

Not very uncommon here, since there are frequent blackouts here and seemingly the phones are of no use to me...anyways, I be a little crushed for moment since the PC would go off but then I'd chill and play.

What would you do if you knew when you were going to fall ill?

I'd drink lots of Orange juice and take double of my vitamins.

What would you do if you were an executioner, and the man you were about to execute was innocent, but you couldn't prove it?

Help him elope.

What would you do if you came to my country?

Not sure, I don't know much about it. I'd try and enjoy myself and explore the different culture.

What would you do if you came to mine? (If you live in the US, then what would you do if you came to Japan?)

yell godzilla and be called srupid american by those around me




what would you do if you were calling me stupid american and i retaliated with anohter godzilla yell

Stomp on you with my giant magick slipper.


What would you do if there was a fly in your soup?

Throw the soup.

What would you do if the soup was a fly soup?

Eat it happily while going through my human cookbook.

What would you do if you could no longer hear music? (where you can hear everything else)

Be very, very grateful. (I don't listen to music, but my sisters have it on all the time.) And perhaps pray I could stop seeing nude stuff too.

What would you do if your ankle became red and no doctor could diagnose it?

Learn how to hop.

What would you do if you had to hold the moon up for a week?

Balance my arm on a stick and read a book for the time period.

What would you do if you couldn't stop singing and it was your examination hall?

Probably be disqualified... lol

What would you do if you were cursed to fail every exam every put before you?

Find a cave and hibernate till the curse runs it course. What would you do if one day you suddenly became invisible?

Do invisible things :D

a) Stalk my bf and find out what he really gets up to :D
b) Spy on people and learn interesting things...


Lots of selfish things really.

Same question.

Stalk you stalking me, and use it to sneak up on you :p




What would you do if you were Stalin's moustache?

Tremble everytime a capitalist razor came near me. Okay that's stupid... What would you do if you woke up one morning as a skunk?

Smell muchies! Lol...

What would you do if I became ruler of everything?

Wonder how long it would take you to start wishing you could just go back to your normal life.

What would you do if the sky was falling?

get a rearly big umbrella

what would you do if a cute little bunny appeared on your keyboard and said "my bum is on the enter key"

Lol loudly

and the proceed to press the enter key with force.

What would you do if you had a perpetually runny nose?

Stuff tissue into it all the time and try to abduct a tissue supply plant. Also a cream for rashes.

What would you do if you got well-dressed only to learn the occassion was the next day?

feel like a fool and take everything off and save it for the next day (I spill a lot so keeping it on would not be an option.)

What would you do if arthritis made your hands curl into fists and you could no longer type or pick things up or shake hands etc.

I would put artificial fingers on them- that's an easy one hehe!

What would you do if your dog left you a present under the covers?

Probably shout.

What would you do if your dog kept crying until you let it sleep in your bed?

Wonder where the dog came from...




What would you do if you had an exam on thursday?

Actually do some revision! Lol

What would you do if you failed your exam?

Cry?




Same question.

I don't have an exam.

What would you do if you knew I had an exam tomorrow but I wasnt revising?

Make you revise.




What would you do if you could have one wish?

I'd wish for all books on Greek Mythology.

What would you do if everything you touched turned to chocolate?

Get very fat and unhealthy :(

What would you do if everything you touched turned to ash?

Be careful who and what I touched. Oh, and cry because of who it would mean I couldn't touch...



What would you do if your writing was published?

Do a little victory jig with my three kids, then ring and email everyone I know.

What would you do if said publication is made into a movie?

put out my own movie



what would you do if we wacthed it together?:eek:

Bring popcorn and pop.

What would you do if reality was converted from the thoughts an insane person?

Be satisifed that I would fit right in

What would you do if all music in the world was written for a one-armed drummer?

Hire two drummers.

What would you do if everytime you touched someone, they won the lottery?

Make sure that they signed a contract giving me 60% of everything before I touched them.

What would you do if I made you sign such a contract?

Add a clause about touching me twice.

What would you do if Comcast purchased the United States government?

Be afraid.

What would you do if you sprouted a large furry tail, double your size?

I would have iit surgically removed and placed on a plaque.

What would you do if you woke up bald?

Wonder how I could have such horrible luck, and then I would go wig shopping.

What would you do if you sprouted hair on every part of your body?

Grab my razor blade and shaving foam.

What would you do if your skin became stripey?

Tell everyone I fell into a huge vat of candy cane mix.

What would you do if everyone suddenly looked the same?

I would give myself a purple afro.

What would you do if the world was about to end?

Call my dad and tell him the truth.

Same question.

I would make ammends with my family. Find the person I love, say goodbye and then brace myself for the Darkness to come.

Would would you do if the next can you opened just exploded?

Stay away from cans? If I didn't know it was going to happen, I guess I'd be dead or really hurt.

What would you do if all your clothes disappeared while you were in the middle of a very public street?

just continue walking and act like nothing ever happened:)

same queation

I'm sure my heart would stop and I wouldn't have to worry about it anymore.

What would you do if you disappointed someone that you really really respected?

put my head down in shame and hope they would take me back

what would you do if you knew you plane was going to crash 10 minutes before it happens.

I would use Billy Connolly's solution and jump up in the air a second before impact. I may be the only dead body with its head through the roof of the plane ... but at least everyone would know that I had tried!

What would you do if you found yourself on the set of your favourite movie?

Become starstruck.

Same question.

i would boot the main actor and take up his role

what would you do if you were stranded on an island with another person and the last beer on earth

Hit the other person with a club, and sell that beer on ebay.

What would you do if out of no where a three-eared bunny came up to you said said "He's coming!"?

Reply "Good for him" (!)

What would you do if that three-eared bunny was joined by a five-eyed owl who then said "He's getting closer!"

Take some pictures, grab a net that was somehow in my pocket and sell them on ebay.

What would you do if every word you said came out as a Ray Charles song?

Puke!

What would you do if you found out your girl-friend back home, happens to be your sister online

./confused I'm not sure? xD

What would you do if you suddenly lost all of your hair?

Sit down and cry.

What would you do if you woke up one day and found everything going wrong

Already happening, I'm just going with the flow.

Same question.

Turn back to the bend it started going haywire.

What would you do if you had to choose one for studying-Julius Caesar or Macbeth

I'd choose Macbeth.

What would you do if you found out your whole life was a lie?