Ok this game is pretty easy all you is for example.

What would you do if, your bed suddenly fell apart?
The other person answers, then they asked a question. And so on.
I'll start;
What would you do if, a bottle of rum fell from the sky and landed at your feet?

I would chech it out first...then drink it.....

What would you do if your mom ate your dad?

Ask for some ketchup, and a fork.

What would you do if Aliens asked you to board their vessel?

I would.....Not knowing what they were going to do to me.....I really wouldnt care cuz it wouldnt be as bad as the **** I have ahd to put up with here....

What would you do if your dad was a girl

Wonder how the heck I ever came about.


What would you do if, you had an hour to live?



Ariella

say i love you to my family


what would you do if they reinstated the draft?

Flee to Canada~~

What would you do if your parents told you you were adopted?

Laugh and ask them how come I have the facial features of my Mom, and the build and hair of my Dad.

What would you do with a million dollars?

I would buy a house and what ever was left over put into bank accounts for my kids to help them out later on in life of course.....

What would you do if you were given the powers of god for one hour?



Ariella

Remove all the health problems from my immediate family. And appear in the minds of every religious fanatic telling them to "Smarten the Hell up, and stop killing people over religion."

What would you do if everything electronic stopped working right now?

I would pick up my laptop and throw it across the room cause I have been waiting 6 hours already for this damn thing to download some stuff and I do not want to have to start that again....you shouldn't joke about nasty things like that.

What would you do if you got woken up and came face to face with an alien that was about to cut open your head and eat your brains?


Ariella

Thats easy. My first instinct is always to attack. So that alien had better have some type of body armour, because I'd be punching, gouging, biting, kicking, grappling, and doing everything in my power to break it. It might still kill me, but it would know it was in a fight.

What would you do if you knew the exact moment you and everyone you see would die?

I would simply just continue my life as normal as possible and just make sure that people I care about know that i care about them.

What would you do if someone told you they loved you and had done for years and you loved this person too and then they told you that they only had a few hours to live?



Ariella

i would slap them to death for not telling me sooner

what would you do if suddenly every single living thing in the world dissapeared off the face off the earth except you

I would sit down and enjoy the peace and quiet and probably just sit and write poetry about it, I mean think about it...wouldn't it be unreal inspiration for an unreal poem or even a few......hmmm inspiration.....thanks for the inspiration.....

What would you do if you lost both of your hands?



Ariella

well i wouldnt be very handy


what would you do if you were in an accident and both of your feet fused together and surgeons could do nothing for you

I would jump into the sea and become a MERMAN!

What would you do if you had put all your cash in a case and then you lost it?

Smile and walk away wondering what they would do with a handful of loose change.

What would you do with an elephant for a pet?

I would use it against my annoying brothers and drive it to work instead of a car.

What would you do if your head fell off?

Well......try to find it......of course...

What would you do if someone on this forum was not who they said they were?? do da do doo soaoso

Not much because who knows who any of us really are, does anyone really say who they are. I mean you could be the queen of england for all i know.

What would you do if you found out that a famous person was actually a member here and you were *one of this persons biggest fans* like Angelina or Brad Pitt or who knows any famous person?



Ariella

It would depend on how I found out. If they suddenly blurted it out to everyone after not telling anyone for quite a while, I wouldn't believe them. If I found out through obsessive fan research. I would very, very politely broach the subject privately and see how they responded, going from there.
If they registered under their name, I'd take them at face value and see if they had anything interesting to say about their field, without acting like an obsessive fan at a convention about it.

What would you do if you were starving to death and the only food you could find was a dead, but not rotting, human body?

Accept the fact that I was going to starve to death and walk away very quickly before it became a temptation....lol

What would you do if you sat down and had the best meal of your life with the best of company and then after you finish your last mouthful and thank these people for the lovely meal they tell you that they put poison in your food and you will die within minutes.



Ariella

I don't know, depends if it was one of my friends. I guess I try to eat it. Yuck!

What would you do if your dad gave you a birthday present that was half dog half cat. A living animal of couse.

I would wonder hwo the heck he mangaed to get me a pet like that but be greatful anyways for getting the one pet that no one else has nad the fact he didn't get me underwear or a frilly puffy sleeve dress again.


What would you do if you were given a hot pink dress and told you had to wear it to a wedding no matter what?



Ariella

I would hid it and hope they didn't find it. If they did find it I would wear it with a veil over my face so no one would know it was me.

What would you do if your mom said you could either eat nothing but ice cream for the rest of your life or never eat it again?

I would wonder hwo the heck he mangaed to get me a pet like that but be greatful anyways for getting the one pet that no one else has nad the fact he didn't get me underwear or a frilly puffy sleeve dress again.

(Your father buys you underwear for your birthday, thats kind of creepy.)

Ask how much I'm getting paid. I've always had a thing for theatrics, so if they paid me I'd do it. After the bride and groom promise they would forgive me.

(posted a little bit later than White Rider so removed my question.)

IWhat would you do if your mom said you could either eat nothing but ice cream for the rest of your life or never eat it again?

Never eat it again. I like ice cream, but it sometimes hurts my teeth. Also as long as I can still eat cake, pie, pudding, etc, I can live without it.

What would you do for a million dollars?

Almost anything! But not quite.

What would you do with the world's most famous horse?

Being a non-horseman, I'd be laughing my butt off. It would be sold for the most ridiculous price possible. Or if I couldn't find a buyer, theres always horse burgers.

What would you do if you could control peoples minds?

(Being a non-horseman, I'd be laughing my butt off. It would be sold for the most ridiculous price possible. Or if I couldn't find a buyer, theres always horse burgers.)

That's mean.

I would love it and I wouldn't tell anyone.

What would you do if you suddenly went blind?

Get driven to the nearest doctor.

What would you do if God came down explained he was infallible and then told you he didn't exist?

say oh well life goes and I knew you never existed anyways.

What would you do if you opened the door and Satan was standing there and asked if he could come in for a coffee?



Ariella

Invite him in, give him some coffee and have a nice philosophical discussion. And considering I'm an atheist ask him what type of accommodation's I'd have once I died.

What would you do if by some fluke you became a dictator of a third world country?

Begin my plans for world domination.



What would you do if you was desperate for a sloppy crap in the middle of playing a foot ball match (Your Playing) and you cant hold it in to reach the loo. your shorts are white as well. What would you do?

Hmmm....scarey thought.....
I would run for the nearest place that had some form of cover and let rip....lol....so disgusting.....lol

What would you do if you were in the middle of antartica with no food and water because someone forgot to get their backpack and the leader manged to get you lost?



Ariella

Find out who was suppose to bring the food and water, make them the rations. Inform the leader he's next if we don't get out.

What would you do if someone offered you 50,000 dollars to, if your a woman wear a large codpiece for one year, or if your a man, wear a realistically stuffed bra for a year? And neither one can try to hide it through loose clothing.

no I don't think I would do that......

Same question



Ariella

AAA.....no-I wouldnt do that......no way.....

What would you do if I was really.......A GIRL!!

your not?lol

what would u do if you had no limbs

Get the nickname Stumpy.

What would you do if you could recreate one extinct species?

Itallian stallion. what are you getting at. at first you said something like -would you be mad if i was saying im someone that im not, and now your asking how we would we react if you are a girl.....got something you wanna confess?

back to my answer....
I probably wouldnt want to recreate an extinct species because it would probably have a crazy effect on the cycle of things...

what would you do if got lost in a desert?

Find water or a road. If its water don't leave it, if its a road start walking.

What would you do if you were turned into a cat?

I would go and have a cat nap in a really nice warm and sunny spot. lol

What would you do if you found out that your whole life was a lie and we actually live in a different world but have been brainwashed into believing that the world we see is the real world?



Ariella

Ask the nurse for an increased dosage of whatever drugs they're giving me. I'm obviously insane.

What would you do if you're on a plane thats about to crash. It may land safely, but theres a parachute beside you.

Use the parachute and jump out anyways although it would be a very interesting thrill ride going down with the plane. Nah i'll go with the parachhute.

What would you do if you woke up and there was a toddler standing above you peeing on you saying "I go potty now" and then laughs and runs off???



Ariella

Time for baby to get a spanking. (Did that happen to you?)

What would you do if everyone else vanished from the face of the Earth.

(Yes it did...I have nightmares over it too)

I would sit back and relax and enjoy the peace and quiet and probably write a poem or 2 about it.

What would you do if every forgot you actually existed and whenever you spoke to people you know they just smacked you fair in the face and threw you out as if you were just a deranged loonatic.



Ariella

(Thank God I'm not a parent yet.)

Steal everything I wanted. If they don't remember me and only react when I speak to them, as long as I'm quiet I can get away with murder. Although I'd avoid the murder part, and just steal money from various mobster type people. The money would be used to pay for all the thefts I'd be committing. Best entertainment system in the world here I come. :)

What would you do if your pet started talking to you?

Have a damn good coversaton with it as it would be unreal to chat with my kitten who is named Ariella lol....

What would you do if you were being stalked by a very deranged person who lived only minutes away from your house?



Ariella

Convince him not to stalk me. By the end of the week he would no longer be stalking me. If he's smart the police wouldn't get involved.

What would you do if everyone tried to convince you, you were insane?

Let them convince me cause I probably am insane and just haven't realised it yet...oh well.....lol

What would you do if I took over your country and blew it up?



Ariella

Get blown up. :D

What would you do if every mythical creature ever heard of suddenly appeared on Earth?

I would pull up a chair and sit and watch them out of curiousity and probably once again use it for inspiration on poetry lol

What would you do if everyone you ever met or spoke to suddenly arrived at your front door and you had no food, drinks, or anything cause you had been robbed of everything that same day?



Ariella

Turn away 99% of the useless asses (I've met a lot of people in politics), explain to the people left what happened and ask if they want to go out to eat.

What would you do if dark cultists knocked on your door, politely explained that your house was on a holy site, and wondered if they could use your living room for an hour to summon their unspeakable God?

Tell them that if they can convince me that I am not human then they can go ahead.

What would you do if you found out that your lover is actually a relative?



Ariella

Third cousin or further no problem, it will make family reunions really easy. Anything closer, well that will just be one more experience to draw on for writing really depressing stories.

What would you do if your house was on fire?

Laugh sadistically, because we all know who started it....

What would you do if you found out that you had been chosen to become the Green Ranger? (yes the one with the flute that calls the massive zilla robot)

i would stick the flute in my ear until my brain bled because i hate power rangers. then i would karate chop all the other power rangers in the neck because they are wearing colorful apndex and I am the only one in the world who can pull that kind of $h!t off .

what would you do if you had a shopping addiction...

Go broke and avoid stores. Pretty much what I do now.

What would you do if your tears burned you?

I would lead my life towards god's ways and devote myself to him and become a christian munk......no Really I would if that happened


What would you do if I was standing right behind you and took you hostage?

fight tooth and nail, because i may be small but suprisingly strong.

what would you do if you were homeless?

Get a job, get a home.

What would you do if God said there would be world peace and happiness forever, if you agreed to an eternity of pain and misery?

Hmmm well I am always in pain anyways so yeah I guess I'd go ahead and agree just to see what mankind could do with its new found peace and happiness.

What would you do if all of a sudden your computer decided that it was going to havea mind of its own and began to take ovver the world?



Ariella

If its smart enough and had a good plan I'd offer it my assistance. If it objected I'd turn it off.

What would you do if everyone started speaking pig Latin?

I would sit and laugh at them cause it would sound hilarious.

What would you do if your computer grew legs and and ran away?



Ariella

"Be very, very quiet. I'm going waptop hunting. hehehe."


What would you do if you had a never ending mug of light beer?

Give it away I hate beer it tastes vulgur, although Stout ain't too bad once you get use to it that is....it's an aquired taste thingy....lol...

What would you do if you were being pestered by a really annoying person and you couldn't do anything at all to get rid of them?



Ariella

sell them on e-bay, but since I couldn't get rid of them I could do it over and over.

What would you do if the easter bunny was real?

Start an Easter Egg Farm.

What would you do if while walking, all your clothes vanished in the middle of a major city during rush hour?

Smile and pose. After all, it would save me the trouble; I was going to do so anyway.

What would you do if Domoviye was actually President Bush posting on this forum?

I would spam his inbox.....and make sure he had the worst experience here at this forum thta was possible....lol joking



What would you do if you found out Myst was stallking you and was standing right outside your bedroom window trying to peer in at you?



Ariella

(This is If I'm someone else) I would let him in and have a nice conversation, because I would be flattered such a charming and handsome fellow was stalking me.

What would you do if Ariella is constantly paranoid that you are stalking her?

What Ariella is stalking me OMG what a freak...she is probably hiding around the corner waiting for me....
hahahaha
Convince her I wasn't.

What would you do if you were asked the dumbest question in the world and had no choice but to answer it?



Ariella

I would just answer it, despite slight annoyance on my part there is not much bad side effects.

What if a race of aliens, who are exactly like humans except a few thousand years more advanced come and tell you you could either blow up earth and come live with them in utopia, or stay in Earth and never have a chance of going to another planet with life.

depends if i can bring my family with me. If so then i would go if not then I would stick it out...

what would you do if all the water in the world dried up?

Probably become a dried up corpse, about 80% of the human body is water. So when the water goes away, bye bye me.

What would you do if you were suddenly changed into the opposite sex?

understand the point of romance novels and the movie "steel magnolias"

What would you do if you became agoraphobic?

Go to a psychiatrist, and get driven to a nice big open field to shock the fear out of me. I like walking too much to be afraid of being out in the open.

What would you do if everything you touched with your hands turned to chalk?

learn how to use my feet as a second pair of hands

what would you do if you were stuck in the middle of an ocean on an island measuring 1ft square, you were surrounded by sharks and you needed to have a poo?

have one. I'd stay away from the water cause I don't swim.


What would you do if you were in a boat that was sinking had no life jacket and couldn't swim or even float?



Ariella

hope to hell part of that boat floated to the surface

what would you do if suddenly you were living in the twenties?

cry because I wouldn't have my laptop with me adn that would be the death of me for sure.

What would you do if computers were never invented?



Ariella

develope a hobby

what would you do if you woke up and you were the opposite sex?

Amuse myself by trying to court my guy friends. (the friends of when I was still me...)

What would you do if Misstikal is actually a special, mutant eagle that can transform into a human at will?

Purge the alien.
There is no respite for the xenos. lol


what would you do if you'd found out that Myst was indeed a heretic

Probably end up in histerics, laugh that hard my sides would split open and end up in hospital to get my sides stitched back up...lol

What would you do if you found out Hulls Raven was actually a female in disguise as a man?



Ariella

Hulls Raven is a MAN???!!! Boy I screwed that up...
Nothing, I'm married so gender means nothing to me.


What would you do if Ariella and Myst fell in love?

Cry myself a river and drown in it..........hopefully I would drown in it..........

What would you do if Ariella came up to you and bashed you over the head with a metal baseball bat and then just simply walked away like nothing ever happened?



Ariella

Probably die in a really disgusting way.

What would you do if someone you just bashed in the head with a metal baseball bat got brains and blood all over your living room rug?

Buy a tub of that Vanish to remove the stains

What would you do if you caught Vroom Vroom Daddy shagging with a sheep in the fields?

Give him a condom (you can never be to careful with a slutty sheep)

what would you do with a magic wand?

Make losts of Money

What would you do with a corpse in your house

Find new and interesting ways to remove a corpse.

What would you do if you woke up dead?

wonder how the heck i woke up

What would you do if I told you this thread was closed and you were banned?

Get confused, and join another writing board. Where I may actually post some of my writing, instead of coming up with sarcastic comments.

What would you do if a friendly, but horrible looking, ghost dog started following you around?

befriend it cause it obviously wants a friend

Same question

Find a ghost cat so that they would chase and fight each other and leave me alone.

What would you do if only little kids could see and hear you?

admit myself into a mental hopital

what would you do if domoviye was actually a very expensive and very smart bot?

Be richer and smarter than I currently am. :)

What would you do if you could never go to the bathroom again, but still needed to go?

go wherever i wanted to lol


what would you do if suddenly you and the closest person to you became joined at the arse?

Get confused, and join another writing board. Where I may actually post some of my writing, instead of coming up with sarcastic comments.

Why don't you put up any of your writing? I'm sure it will be well received.

What would you do if Ariella and Myst fell in love?

Nothing, who's to say we aren't already? =P ( Stalker?! Where?)


what would you do if suddenly you and the closest person to you became joined at the arse?

Ponder what impact it would have on toilet trips.


What would you do if I was actually Vroom Vroom Daddy and Vroom Vroom Daddy was actually Domoviye who is actually the youngest son of Ariella which would mean I am the youngest son of Ariella, but Ariella is actually Vroom Vroom Daddy?

I would leave this forum and go hide out somewhere very very very far away from here.

What would you do if Myst was actually Misstikal who was actually ItalionStalion who was actually a fly on the wall?



Ariella

Why don't you put up any of your writing? I'm sure it will be well received.


It probably would be. I just haven't felt like it. Laziness and all.
Also all of my stories are at least two thousand words plus so I'd have to divide them up a little and re-edit them to make them easier to read here.

What would you do if Myst was actually Misstikal who was actually ItalionStalion who was actually a fly on the wall?

Grab the fly swatter.

What would you do if you were being chased by Elmer Fudd?

Thank the good lord I aint bugs bunny or daffy duck

What would you do if you woke up in the morning adn found out that you were Big Bird form sesame street?

Avoid eating chicken, partridge, turkey, and any other birds. Also find out who drugged me and kill them.

What would you do if you woke up and discovered you were Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street?

nothing, because the only difference would be the excessive body hair and id be male.

what would you do if you woke up and you were madly in love with snuffleufagus from sesame street

Gain a vacuum cleaner fetish. Theres one with a nice long hose downstairs right now just waiting for me.

What would you do if you woke up with a frogs tongue and a craving for insects?

go for a stroll in the garden and go and get some tips from my chicken.

what would you do if you turned into a duck, and you were in an asian takeaway about to get your head chopped off?

Due to the sudden change of perspective, having limbs that I didn't have before, and being in an entirely different place probably get my head chopped off due to shock.

What would you do if everything you tasted, tasted like mint tea?

I would drink mint tea, which would taste like "everything", because it's a PARADOX. Well actually maybe not..but that's how it is in the movies, so yeah...


What would you do if your mum is actually the lead singer of Muse?

i would die of shame

what would you do if your mum is actually your dad?

I would wonder how I ever came to be.

What would you do if you were picked to ride a bucking bull in a rodeo?

i would put on my chaps and strap on some balls.

what would you do if you had the chance to cure a disease but it somehow proved that jesus was made up.....think of the controversy.....

Do it in an instant. Not religious so I don't care.

What would you do if everyone started sneering at you and acted very sarcastic to you?

Give them a good slap in the face and say "get lost you idoits"

What would you do if your car was driving itself around?

I have a car! WOW!
As long as I'm in it and it goes where I want great. I can take a nap.

What would you do if you were stuck on a ledge and the only way off was to jump into the ocean 30 feet below you and try to swim to safety, or climb 100 feet straight up with no gear.

I would take my chances with the ocean. Hights scare the beegebers out of me.

What would you do if you came home and found that someone had stolen all of your utensils?

go out and buy more. or order pizza.

what would you do if you stunk really bad and no shower or soap or deoderant would ever stop it?

Become a hermit and write really depressing stories about the cruelty of the world.

What would you do if you woke up covered in long silky fur, and it kept growing back?

Celebrate. Damn technology.

What would you do if you were dead

Discover if there was an afterlife? :D

What would you do if you only saw in black and white?

freak out for a few minutes then settle myself with a nice double shot of jack daniels on ice.

what would you do if everything in the world suddenly turned into poo except you

I'd be up S*%t creek without a paddle.

What would you do if your fingernails turned into toffee, and kept growing like normal nails?

Whenever I clip my nails I'll eat the clippings. (toffee tastes good, regardless of dirt!)

What would yo do if tomorrow archaeologists found the skeleton of a huge, winged lizard, which proves that dragons existed? (and may still exist)

i would be stoked, and go dragon hunting.

what would you do if your best friend got addicted to meth?

Most likely lose a friend, after making sure they know my door will always be open to them if they want to get clean.

What would you do if all the food in your fridge revolted, formed a revolutionary government, and made an alliance to overthrow you with the food in your freezer?

cry cause I love food

What would you do if you found out Domoviye was a mass murderer?

haha

Be VERY VERY VERY polite to him. And NEVER look in his fridge.

What would you do if the sun never shone on you again?

Be in darkness i guess and have to walk around with a torch all the time so i didn't stub my toes,

What would you do if you got arrested and locked up for walking into a lamp post?

gather prostesters in the cells to rally for justice, and spit in someones eye....ya gotta do that if your in jail.

What would you do if a miaiture raincloud hovered over you alll the time...even indoors

Wear my bikini all the time and at the moment that sounds great cause it is sooooooooooooooooo damn hot, was 42 degrees in the shade.......way too hot....where is that rain cloud......

What would you do if the world flooded and you couldn't swim and had nothing to float on except an esky lid?



Ariella

Die of hypothermia. Lake Superior is cold, and I live like half a mile away from it.

What would you do if a dragon told you to come with it and to bring ketchup?

Bring ketchup AND french fries...lots...hopfully the ketchup isn't for me.

What would you do if every time you opened your mouth you breathed fire?

Make sure that I had an endless supply of marshmallows....mmmmm.....roasted marshmallows..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

What would you do if a very greedy person managed somehow to get all of the food in the world and lock it away and not share it at all?



Ariella

Definitely time for an armed rebellion.

What would you do if your feet turned into live cats.

laugh my butt off and prolly fall over and smash my head cause the cats would not want to go in the same directiopn as each other knowing my luck.........lol

What would you do if you were handcuffed to a pole and the room was on fire and you had no keys to unlock the handcuffs?



Ariella

Lift my arms up so that the handcuffs go over the top of the pole freeing me.

What would you do if your feet were constantly on fire, burning everything they touched, but left your skin unharmed.?

make sure that I walked over some really nasty people and burned them alive....mwahahahaahahahhahaha


Same question

Go around the world putting on shows. And never have to get a real job. Also buy marshmallows.

What would you do if a black cat followed you constantly, and if you managed to get rid of it another one popped up five seconds later?

bleach it

What would you do if you fell out of a window and was told you would be saved if you gave the devil the soul of aanother person

give them the soul of a really mean spirited evil person. and live...

What would you do if all the dogs in the world ate alll the cats in the world.(so much for domos cat fantasy he has been having lately)

Sigh happily (I don't like cats much).

What would you do if your hands turned into crabs?

Sell my hands to Red Lobster.

What would you do if the most annoying person you know, took over the world?

plan A-assaination
plan b-take happy pills

what would you do if everything tasted bad to you?

Start drinking a lot of alcohol. It already tastes bad so it won't matter, and I won't be sober long enough to remember what good stuff used to taste like.

What would you do if your left hand kept trying to kill your right hand?

Watch in amazement as they battled it out....how cool would that be to watch your hands take on a mind of their own......<sits and stares at hands waiting for them to take on lives of their own>
sigh it never happened damn it....

What would you do if you woke up to a gorillas face 2 centimetres from your own and it shoveda banana up your nose then stood up and laughed like a human but was definately not human?

Since I know how strong gorillas are slowly remove the banana and hide under the blankets until it goes away.

What would you do if soldiers abducted you at gunpoint, took you to a small, dictatorial country, told you that you looked exactly like their fallen leader, and were going to fill in while they decided what to do next, and if you fail you will be shot by them or the angry citizens?

I'd say look you I'm no mere leader I'm a god. So you better do what I say until you find another leader.

What would you do if you were invisable to everyone but yourself?

Rob, steal and give to the poor. Criminals beware I'll take your ill gotten goods, use it to pay for all the things I steal from stores, and give it to people I think need it.
That and peek into womens locker rooms.

What would you do if you stopped being able to breathe air, but could breathe water?

I'd buy a home under the sea and live with the fish.

What would you do if everything you touched turned to ash?

Never touch my children again

What would you do if every you looked at burst into flames instantly?

Wear dark glasses, keep my eyes closed, and find people I really don't like.

What would you do if you could only speak in rhyme?

enjoy confusing people

What would you do if the only word that came out of your mouth was BEEEEEP?

Pioneer a groundbreaking and extravagantly creative business of human alarm systems, burglar systems, perhaps even fill-ins for when the farm rooster dies....I'd be the only worker, but yes, the boss as well.

What would you do if your friend of the opposite sex had brought a whole group of his/her attractive same-gender friends to your house and you just finished having a gigantic, really wet and sloppery crap, and the toilet paper was outside, where the guests were chatting? ( Communication devices like phones and computers are not an option, and there is no shower or bathtub in that washroom.)

Use my underwear and go commando.

What would you do if your skin turned colour depending on how you felt?

Be happy

If you forgot how to speak as an effect of forgetting how to write, what would you do?
(suicide doesnt count)

Art

If you were poor but could get no money, what would you do?

Rob, cheat and steal.

What would you do if you couldn't eat vegetables anymore?

Eat centrum.

What would you do if you couldnt eat meat anymore?

Cry, a lot. I like meat.

What would you do if you a horde of little kids wouldn't leave you alone?

I would play with them and give them lots of yummy fruit cause kids are so much fun.

What would you do if everything in the world turned into jelly except for all the humans?

Make some bone weapons, because someones going to start acting like a moron.

What would you do if you could control electronics with your thoughts?

Make your computer electircute you and laugh cause it would be funny then I would start making everyones electrical appliances chase them around the house and make them slaves to their electrical appliances....lol....

Waht would you do if that actually happened?

Pull out a shot gun and start hunting down electrical appliances.

What would you do if plants started attacking you?

Get a really strong plnat poison and plenty of it and start spraying them all.

What would you do if you were allergic to the one thing you loved most in your life?

Be around it anywhere. After all a little sneezing never hurt anyone.

What would you do if everything you thought about actully happened?

Must think happy thoughts. Must think happy thoughts.
OH GOD ALIENS!!!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!


What would you do if aliens invaded and forced everyone to constantly make pistachio pudding for them?

I'd put poison in the pudding.

What would you do if hunderds of rats started following you around?

Buy a couple of really big cats.

What would you do if everything you saw looked like it was on fire?

Carry around a watergun and spray it-just in case it really was on fire...cause you can never be to careful with fire....

What would you do if the lakes and oceans and rivers started to boil?

ok am I the only one who sings this song whenever i read this thread... "what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone, on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money-and his daddys gone cause we were smoking rock now, in and out of lock down.......i aint gota job now-so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what i call life...I could go on but I will spare you.

I'd think it was normal, and tease everyone else for seeing the world in a boring way.

What would you do if saw double?

Only buy one sock at a time. Since I see double it will really be two socks and I'll save money.

What would you do if your head became a hive for bees and you could control them?


Wordwizard, not until you mentioned it. At least its a decent song.

I guess I'd have a endless supply of honey. But man how would I sleepwith all that noise in my head?

What would you do if you wre a ant?

I have't heard that song either.

Be a mindless drone, kind of like when I worked at McDonald's.

What would you do if smoke came out of your ears and your hair heated up whenever you thought about something hard?

well you would need to carry around a portable fan. Mostly to clear the smoke coming out of your ears, but having a fan to cool your heated hair would be prety great too.

What would you do if your jaw was wired shut?

Get some wire cutters. I have a few downstairs.

What would you do if a giant parasite lived in your stomach and ate all the food that came down making you slowly starve to death?

Buy some strong dewormer to kill the dumb thing of course!

What would you do if all your hair fell out?

Never have to shave my back again.

What would you do if your skin grew ten extra feet and was elasticy?

Shave your back? Dude are you that flexible?
Anyway, I would get some gaudy brightly colored tights and become a superhero.

What would you do if you had to marry your worst enemy?

Be miserable and then get a divorce and take them for everything they have as soon as the wedding is over....hehe

What would you do if you were married to Homer Simpson?

Insist that I was the man during the honeymoon. And get a divorce immediately afterwards.
(Ok that was just sick.)

What would you do if at the beginning of every year you woke up as a 99 year old person, and as the year progressed you became younger until by New Years Eve your a newborn baby?

hehehe love the response Domoviye hehehe

Probably everything that I would normally do just in reverse order.

What would you do if you fell into a mine shaft and found it was the dumping grounds for some serial killer to dump bodies and you had no way of getting out?

Grab the strongest leg bones, sharpen the ends into points and use them to help climb out.

What would you do your computer mouse, became a biological mouse attached by an extra long tail to your computer?

never touch it again, but I don't have a mouse I have a touch pad so therefore it would not bother me.

What would you do if suddenly someone reached through your computer screen and grabbed you by the shirt and then said "hahaha april fools"??

Quickly discover if I have a serious heart defect. If I do I'll die of a heart attack, if I don't I'll just have to throw out my underwear, pants and chair.

What would you do if your life had a laugh track?

Definately try and sell it cause I have a really cute laugh hehe :)

What would you do if you were given the opportunity to fulfil your every desire but in doing so would die a lot earlier?

I'd take it. One of my desires is to get my consciousness transplanted into something a little more permanent than a mere fleshy body.

What would you do if a giant planet killing meteor was going to hit the Earth in one year?

pull an armagedean.

What would you do if you found you had a twin that you never knew about before?

Have a serious talk with my parents.

What would you do if you new the exact day and time you where going to die?

enjoy life untill then. Have multiple panick attacks. etc.
what would you do if it started raining skittles like in the commercials?

Well since I'm allergic to them, watch from a nice covered area and wonder what the Hell was going on.

What would you do if a monster lived under your bed, and kept trying to grab your ankles when you got in and out of bed?

i would get rid of my bed, and sleep on a matress on the floor

what would you do if someone discovered your most hated song, and set it as your mobile ringtone, and the next time you used your phone, it fused itself to the side of your face?

lol???
um...how exaclty would a cell fuse to my face? this isnt a stephan king book lol

would would you do if you found that there really was a god, and that hes been watching you?

tell him hes not big brother and if hes been watching me this whole time then he needs to get a life.

what would you do if you were crossing the road and suddenly went blind?

stop in the middle of the street and wave my arms to get attention. do a robot dance and then strip naked and run around untill i get hit by a car. then i will already be on my way to the hospital and let them figure out what happened to my eyes.

what would you do if an eagle flew down and picked you up with its huge talons and flew you over the ocean.

Wonder where the Roc came from first. Then I would hold onto its legs, so if it tried to drop me I wouldn't plummet to my death. Once it lands rip out its tail feathers and run away screaming like a little girl.


What would you do if you tongue grew a mouth, ate all of your food before you could, and yelled insults at people even when you closed your mouth?

bite myself, lol, obedience training....
what would you do if you had to choose between true love and power?

True love. I'm a romantic at heart and you can regain power. Unless it was Ultimate Power, I'd take Ultimate Power over true love any day. But simple power just isn't worth the lose.

What would you do if your body became as sticky as flypaper?

roll in dog hair and chase after little kids. Even though I will eventually be shot with a tanquilizer.....it would be worth it. hahahaha i would totally stink too which would be a plus.hahah twisted twisted mind.

what would you do if sudenly you became a robot and the only way you could do anything was when somebody commanded it.

Wait for someone to command, and make sure to take the order as badly as possible. If they ask for a drink, toilet waters a liquid. An apple pie. Crab apples work.

What would you do if you woke up with grass for hair?

water and fertilize it (if my hair is grass then it better be healthy grass)

what would you do if in the middle of talking you started speaking crow. ie:hey danny long time no "caw cawcaw"

That would be awesome. I'd go around as a mute, until I wanted to freak someone out. Great for Halloween.

What would you do if a black roofless carriage came down the road while you're all alone, and the silent driver waves for you to enter it?

ooooh tempting. depends if they have clean underwear because i would understandable crap myself.
hmmmmmmmmmm most likely i would run like hell. if they wanted me in then they would catch me. I would put up a good fight though

what would you do if suddenly everyone in the world thought your name was gurtchude-even if your a guy(no offense if this is really your name-$hitty if it is though)

Get a sex change and move to Germany.

What would you do if a hideously, ugly, and naked, gnome started cleaning your house really well, but would occasionally play really nasty pranks on you?

take it in stride-any naked gnome who cleans my house is a friend of mine.

what would you do if you actually had gadget abilities

If they worked better than Gadgets, become a mercenary for hire. Body guard no problem, help out in a well planned bank robbery I'm there. Just give me the money. (Yeah I'm kind of amoral as long as no innocent suffers bodily harm or financial ruin.)

What would you do if your eyes could take pictures and the photos came out of your mouth?

wow. hmmm well I would be a good paparazi because i dont have to hold a camera and it would be unexpected. either that ora full time spy

what would you do if your arm suddenly fell off

Throw it on ice. Get a ride to the hospital. 6 months of rehabilitation.

What would you do if you gained the ability and desire to clean yourself like a cat?

use it to my advantage...but not in public.
what would you do if you started to grow a tumor off your side and it developed into a twin who talked non stop

Time for some plastic surgery. I don't like tumours and I like silence.

What would you do if you were a child again in a school full of very 'eccentric' students and teachers?

well i am a high mantenance hippy. so i may just fit right in. and well i am cooky as well....sooooo that sounds amazing to me. as long as its not......lets take off our clothes and dance under the moon eccentric

what would you do if you grew another arm (people always wish that)

Read and write at the same time.

What would you do if the police barge into your house, handcuff you and tell you that you're so ugly that you've been deemed a national threat?

Fall over in fits of laughter

What would you do if you woke up and were a marshmallow?

I wouldn't eat me that's for sure! I'd wobble out of bed.

What would you do if your computer stopped working? (boring I know and I promise to do better)

i would go into cardiac arrest


what would you do if your face fell off

Not look at myself in the mirror anymore,and probably wonder how the hell I am going to get enough glue to glue it back on with.

What would you do if you were infected with a brain eating alien?

audition for a role in futurama

what would you do if your toe suddenly self combusted while you were watching telly?

Throw my drink on it to put it out, and hope that I'm not drinking any hard liquor.

What would you do if your skin developed hundreds of small painful cuts, almost as it had lost all moisture and a cold black gooey substance started to slowly ooze out?

video tape it and sell it for millions then with that millions-figure out how it happened and sell the secret for more money and then fix myself-write a book about it(for more money) donate some money for good ju ju
live happily ever after

what would you do if someone stuck a needle right in the centre of your eye and you had to wait 8 hours until they could treat you

(I liked your response.)

Kill the person who put the needle into it. I hate needles, and I'm very protective about my eyes.

What would you do if it started raining blood?

uhm put on a rain coat get an umbrella and go puddle jumping. may as well make the best of it.

what would you do if your hair could move on its own. All willy nilly like...

Actually let my hair grow long. The idea of moving hair is awesome.

What would you do if your fingers got mouths at the tips, and could suck blood?

hmmm vampire fingers lets see what would i do.........i would stick them on people for laughs

what would you do if you could only smell the scent of turkey for the next 10 yrs?

were armour so they wouldn't suck my blood, but it would look pretty choice if you asked me

What would you do if your hands came to life and grabbed a knife cutting themselves free of you and then decided to take over the world?

uhm chase them down and super glue them back on with rainbows and fairy dust-wthat happened to me last week with my feet but i caught those buggers

ya im psycho
what would you do if you were addicted to word games in a certain forum....eeep

hahahahahahaha

And I would probably try to pry myself away from the computer and ban myself from word games, or probably just continue to post willy nilly in the word games on that certain forum cause they are a lot of fun


What would you do if all the word games in all the forums were to be banned and deleted and never again allowed to be posted up anywhere ever again?

Actually accomplish something productive for the betterment of mankind. (ok for the betterment of me at the expense of mankind. But you get the picture.)

What would you do if if a tax error gave you ten millions dollars, but because of the lost money a school had to be closed down?

I would use the money to fund a nationwide program to support the arts (theater, music, art...etc).

What would you do if you woke up and your nose was gone. Seriously. It just dissapeared. You now have two holes where it used to be.

"HAARRRYY POTTER!" I would scream, get my Death Eaters to wake up and start doing....evil spell things to him. (Voldemort has no nose)

What would you do if you had to either lick a dog's tongue or lick a cat's tongue.

Get a third option.

What would you do if the characters on tv started talking to you?

be stoked because i like being involved in drama. Makes things interesting. either that or take the meds i forgot to take earlier that day to make the voices stop. haha

what would you do if you got super glue on your cheek and a dead rat fell from the sky right on to it right as it was drying. you cant pull it off and you have to walk through town in order to get to a doctor. ....plus its model week in town and all the hottest men and women are standing outside your door with cameras and video recorders. (wow random)

Pull out a sharp knife (I have several to choose from) and cut the rat off leaving just the skin hanging on my face.
I'd cover my face in ketchup and the rats blood, making the rat skin look like its a flap of my skin thats been torn off. And make my clothes look like they were covered in blood
Then I'd run through the entire town, screaming about cannibal zombies that tried to eat me. With the rat skin on my face that should cause a panic, and watching the evening news off all the anorexic models fleeing in terror would be hilarious.

What would you do if your eyes became black voids of evil, but you could still see?

wow That would be kind of cool. I bet nobody would like me. I would wear colored contacts i suppose. PLus i would sell my new looks in magazines and become rich. movies, t.v., talk shows. Again another ply to get rich.

what would you do if a finger started growing out of your nose. each day it grew a few centimetres. untill it because a full sized finger.PLus it wiggles on its own. points rudely at people walking by. haha

Time to make millions being a side show freak in Vegas.

What would you do if every time you went to the bathroom your urine screamed, and your crap cheered?

get a silencer made for both. They can make them for guns im sure they could whip up something for me.

what would you do if you were being held for ransom

Depends. If I think I'll get out alive, and relatively unharmed, I'll follow instructions. If I think they'll kill me anyways, or cause serious bodily harm, They'd better be sure they keep me chained up 24/7.

What would you do if you were where in a horror movie come to life?

oh man. worst fear come true. i cant even watch E.T. because that is to scarey fo rme. so hmmm what would I do. run like a fool and dont look back. none of this i gotta save so n so crap. im in this for me!

what would you do if monkeys became smarter than humans

Shoot the monkeys. They're too small to use most rifles, rpgs, and weapons of war.

What would you do if dogs enslaved mankind?

hopefully experience getting walked and petted like a dog. sleep all day, get your meals prepared for you.........poop anywhere you want to. thats the good life.
either that or shoot em off as well.

what would you do if you could read minds?

Take over the world by blackmail.

What would you do if everything you thought was projected in a speech bubble over your head?

...i would exploit it, it would be so awesome

what would you do if everything you touched froze and you couldn't control it? (of course you would be a god at freeze tag)

bahahaha yes i would be great at freeze tag.
I would marry a man who had the opposite problem-everything he touched becomes steaming hot. so when we are eating we hold on to the same food and so its warm. lol wow i am impressed with myself on that one.

what would you do if your knees decided to stop bending

Sledgehammer time. They'll bend eventually.

What would you do if if felt a like a feather was constantly brushing your most ticklish parts? (Please keep this as clean as possible.)

get some cream or powder to stop the naughty itch
bahaha
or die laughing.
what would you do if you were supposed to be somewhere in ...wait now and you havent even got changed yet
eeeep byebye

Tell them to wait 30 seconds and hope whatever I have to change into can just be thrown on.

What would you do if a moose kept on getting into your house through a window, and wouldn't leave until it had some tea and crumpets?

i am very hospitable so i would serve and talk moose talk

what would you do if your curtains caught on fire

use the fire extinguisher and put them out

What would you do if every time you opened your mouth maggots came pouring out?

collect them and feed birds. sell myself to scientists........pop medication so it stops happeneing. use some harsh maggot-killer....never kiss a boy...the list goes on and on...

what would you do if a starfish flew across the beach and slapped across your mouth like what happened to the sea witch in the little mermaid....

Find out if starfish tastes like sushi.

What would you do if a rock the size of a marble started orbiting your head like a moon?