Basic idea, someone makes up a word or a name for something that DOES NOT EXIST.
The next person must say what they think it means, obviously no words that point towards anything overtly sexual, rude or whatever, same goes for descriptions, example.

First Guy:

Farrerhook?

~~~~~~

Second Guy:

A long hook on the end of a string.

Garazam?

~~~~~~

Get the idea, good, okay, first word.

Hittlepick.

Pick used to hit someone......

Hogglehog

a pig from lord of the rings owned by hobbits

berble

Some form of new alcoholic drink

Corminar

a massive seminar of corn pickers

krankoppi

A new species of flowers.


Iggymitter

a new trasmitter that alerts you when iggy pop's ghost is haunting you

sperknats

A new motorbike brand name

Kiljeruy

an ancient aboriginal tribal dance


yerpyheckles

The new insane asylum that I have just been admitted to.

Tooganooper

the town where the insane asylum is located


rhopbukkers

A very interedting book I just read.

Hoggenroggen

a new brand of leg warmers

ghertylumpkins

A new soup with lots of wierd things in it

Ogellymer

a new eye disease

frablenackers

A new rock group that just started up

Jutincoupa

a new herbal tea

shnortflappers

A wierd looking bird that devowers short people

Kimanermirt

kermit the frogs new wife


ackelnartion

Acceleration in another language

Vimbernomer

a new fangdangled kitchen appliance

plontrassions

An ancient plant eating creature much like the dinosaurs

Lusemnauer

a new moon recently discovered by astrologists


vippysniggleacteration

A nome using the vacuum cleaner.

Celmoradevon

A type of alchaholic deli meat.

Wrenbagger

A new type of bagpipes. "Ach! pass meh theh wrenbagger"

Dipherentulator

Something that cuts fish in half automatically.

Multiargumentormatrix

A undiscovered mineral (anything with this long of name as got to be a mineral).

Horfolastaly

a new breed of horse

hertmifeggles

A cheese originating in the north of france.

Priscotemp

A new emotion that only frost can describe

Kurbenfoolgering

A delicate flower that can only be found high in the Swiss Alps.

Poply

A new spice created solely for the purpose of pizza mmmmmm foooood lol

Oxyloofium

The temprature at which a chip burns.

manchilojium

A highly alcholic beverage produced from the skin of mangoes, milk and rum.

Fallopium

a new type of fallopian cancer


erklenoppertiprium

a new type of suspenders(to hold up your pants) that was inspired by steve erkle

jadthidicca

a time machines logical name

nolikapouluos

a new greek dip

horklertletrotum

a fuel for vehicles made from old handerchiefs (you never said it had to make sense lol)

Ipertopafumenaptud

a new insect repellent that works on unwanted advances from the opposite sex too.

Squibley

a new type of pen ink

ghorkle

I new gherkin dip

Ingetubinart

A lame dog.

Fodermisata

Viagra for frogs.

Kishke.

Puffed Rice.

Homjyuresis

Photosynthesis for gay plants.

Lackawanna

Lucky horse shoe.

Gahqopedxzs

A mongolian expression of distaste over orthopedic shoes.

alaien

An insanely sane person

Sanein

a solution that was made to reduce or smooth large behinds hahaha

brengishmangler

A new tool to cook beef.

Ohyeigebvdik

a type of sausage from the old german days.

koasjerbyumtag

a new type of grotesque cheese

hergootlenoper

A yodlers dance which involves ricola throat lozengers.
(no idea where that came from)

fragloomwert

A knew insult meaning you are a total fool and not worth my time.

Biletomopernaity

The science of dissecting the vomit of your grandfather in order to clone all your relatives.

Thungaria

thungary-a little village with deformed people-located in hungaria.

uobersnichtiern

A German breed of sentient sausage. Scary but true.

Ungherbeinaslakia.

A salad dressing that goes onto a bean salad and is very very hot.

Molomitynot

A rare disease only carried by hobos who travel on the parts of trains that carry radioactive government weapons,

Zyzzafryzzia

A advanced kind of schizoprenia wherein one has another personality of a tomato-flavoured potato chip. Contracted by eating too many tomatos. And chips.

Endiermorlorsianity

I knew mental disorder only found in teenage males who think that every time the get to the end of the street the world is going to come to an end so they hide away in their homes and never leave and can only be cured by them getting their left foot chopped off.

Mijikiretrtyerb

the new kind of cool


bawesome

bawesome- chinese/english slang for awesome

choorump

basniggle-a type of worm used to catch bass fish

ritwoplim

Ritwoplim - A knive used to cut leaves

Humofles

Humofles - a new waffle topping that tastes like hum bug lollies

Mufferupers

mufferupers-muffin tops

farglahoop

farglahoop - a new ball game where you have to throw a medicine ball through a glass hoop without breaking the hoop...veru impossible by the way.

tironomony

A new muffin maker.

Tehdigbvsi

Tehdigbvsi - an automatic shovel for council workers with a wierd name so that they sound really important and complicated.

Juhterfewsa

a ceramic jog that holds pickled hotdogs
pistartmilfunt

a mushroom pie

Xijdgtezam

Xijdgtezam

Alien language for bite me

Flubatubermyotr

a new string of herpes.

rizamortagorper

a rare type of cancer .

pegtdjnswa

a flying horse that moos like a cow
jazpilofamonk

word used to fill in space when you can't think of the word you're trying to think of..

spazmickle

spazmickle
a new card game and everytime you lose a hand ya have to run around like a fool shaking and carrying on like a complete idiot.

wertymithan

mushed jeely beans with whipped topping

Asdrebchydo

a chinchilla with asterick like markings

ribcochpedgoblem

ribcochpedgoblem - a newly discovered lung disease that caused from excessive laughter

ferbergertenem

A rare cat with six legs

Nemorlofis

A new drug that has the same effect as cannabis but is untraceable...

rusallendhai

A new brand of blue coffee

Zanaryisope

A new microscope that can see 10x closer than any other.

husijop

A new car made from glass.

Hightused

Hightused - I really can't say here, it's far too rude! :redface:

slodinglefest

slodinglefest - a gathering of single people

motrinotology

(Rude? More like you couldn't think of anything):D :D

motrinotology - a new game

Apleyoual

a newly discovered vegetable


ghrawlter

ghrawlter-- A sort of fishing trawler that trawls the straight of Gibralter

consadula?

consadula - An inflamation of the throat caused by excessive talking.

Testaroni

Testaroni - dubiously shaped pasta, often used in soups.

gloptch

The sound made when mystery meat is dumped in a bowl.

Detretmistis

Detretmistis - airborne disease that causes your fingernails to curl back.

Brantally

The amount of fiber consumed daily as determined by stool samples.

Hetching

The sound a Wolf makes after he's gotten in the Cat Nip!

drastulous

Ohh, never played this room.

drastulous - The art of one making drastic decisions.

applemabob

applemabob - liquid solution used for mixing into water to make apples float more easily, thus making that game much easier to play (you know, the one where you're blindfolded and have to grab apples with your mouth? :))

strinepaur

strinepaur - A porpoise found recently striped, like peppermint. Found around the arctic.

snatopple

snatopple - Snuffalupagus' short cousin. :) (I hope I spelt that correctly, lol)

plikeny

plikeny - A new species of pike, but double the length.

reantubble

reantubble--a language also known as 'baby talk'

kittikike

kittikike - A famous kite made by a Japanese man in the 1780's, great for those days when there isn't much wind.

Thinktiner

A mental condition where one obsesses about dull, easily bendable metal.

Postaritic

A professional poster of word games.

Xintorgit

When a loud mouth (or git) tears a neck muscle after getting punched out.

Lapsloopage

When you wrap a rope around your waist.

Zeterbeater

a violent person with very poor aim that ends up slapping themselves.

Quixslogging

A logger that enjoys quacking to American folk songs.

Dradner

A parental figure that regularly acts authoritarian even though they aren't related.

Wassulupple

A new species of human that can breath under water.

Nasple

A weed that kills maple trees.

Herestipple

When a man what a 5th nipple.

Tandinash

Tandinash--a scottish dish involving lots of curry. It's a semi-scottish dish, I guess.

Kylien

Kylien - what extra-terrestrials call humans (I think it's a swear word, actually :eek:)

Grawbly

A fat duck.

Snunter

The name of a rare breed of dog

Prustalor

The name of a rare breed of dog

Prustalor

Purstalor~ Corruption of the term Prussian Taylor. Meaning one who fits others into ill-fitting clothes.


Chuchumaow

Chuchumaow ~ An ancient dance of the Chu Chu people...quite rare and mysterious.

Luseilourus

Chuchumaow ~ An ancient dance of the Chu Chu people...quite rare and mysterious.

Luseilourus

Luseilourus~ An extremely rare red-headed dinosaur. Only one example is known to date found within the shale deposits of eastern Canada. The one example known was found alongside another dinosaur who appeared to be wearing a flouncy shirt and had a leg structure indicative of both mambo and salsa dance strides.

See also Splainingtodoodon.



Crimplemunk

Luseilourus~ An extremely rare red-headed dinosaur. Only one example is known to date found within the shale deposits of eastern Canada. The one example known was found alongside another dinosaur who appeared to be wearing a flouncy shirt and had a leg structure indicative of both mambo and salsa dance strides.

See also Splainingtodoodon.



Crimplemunk

Crimpolemunk ~ Rebel monks who were notorious for worshipping the God Crimpole...he was an unsightly God who wore heavy brass shoes and an ill fitting head band...he could usually be found eating rare slugs.

~Thaberiels

hahahaha....Good answer Wrey!!!

Hehe Wrey is good at this. I need lessons from him :p

Thaberiels - The name of a Greek God known for his well chiseled Abs.

rockernoker

Hehe Wrey is good at this. I need lessons from him :p

Thaberiels - The name of a Greek God known for his well chiseled Abs.

rockernoker


*does a gracious bow of thanks to all*


Rockernoker~ A person of Norse descent who does not believe in Ragnarok.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnarok



Brohmelonious

A compliment given by one leper with ebola virus to another leper with ebola virus for the quality of their scaly skin which represents that of the brohmonsterasaurus's hind legs and the red texture of the ebola sores that match the pulp of a watermelon.

axsqueeniurifumdimbuluferimbojelferum (ax-squeeniur-ifumdimbulu-ferim-bojelferum)

axsqueeniurifumdimbuluferimbojelferum (ax-squeeniur-ifumdimbulu-ferim-bojelferum)



axsqueeniurifumdimbuluferimbojelferum~ a fairly common species of pelagic decapod belonging to the genus holycowwhatalongwordapeda. Often found trying to score phone numbers in krill clubs.


klineropedus modendus

klineropedus modendus - A large Greek place of meeting in which three people ceremoniusly draw stick figures of one another.

" " - a word that must've been so long that the processing power of my computer could not express it (or Iulia has written it in invisible ink - and I don't have the decoder pen).

peglurt

peglurt - how Iulia feels when she is so scatter-brained she can't even play this game.
Oscilphium

Peglurt - a warning that the one legged sea captain is about to enter the cabin.

Crub

Peglurt - a warning that the one legged sea captain is about to enter the cabin.

Crub


Crub~ The device ancient Greeks used to draw stick figures of themselves when visiting the klineropedus modendus.



Pinkenprow scissors.

Crub - A crib for crumbs... Chips Ahoy mate!

kotrifer

Crub - A crib for crumbs... Chips Ahoy mate!

kotrifer

kotrifer ~ subspecies of rotifer


Skeelymang

Crub - A crib for crumbs... Chips Ahoy mate!

kotrifer

Pinkenprow scissors - "scissors" - that's an odd word...
A device used to cut the claws of the backwards worpneknip muskrat...

skeelymang - the mangy hair magazine for washed up hippies

yunderflip

Pinkenprow scissors - "scissors" - that's an odd word...
A device used to cut the claws of the backwards worpneknip muskrat...


yunderflip

*ok, Witch, you and me are like one second out of sinc, right?*:D



yunderflip~ backflips done from a long distance.

" " - again, a word too great for my computer's processing power...

" " - the proper name for that gap of silence that invariably follows a surprising revelation.


Gliptoggle

" " - again, a word too great for my computer's processing power...

Uh huh! Jyp! Try again! :p

" " - the proper name for that gap of silence that invariably follows a surprising revelation.


Gliptoggle


Gliptoggle~ The tiny switch of which most people are unaware just behind the left ear that activates that oh-so-sexy strut known as Glipping.



Metraprokolation

Metraprokolation - term given to stylish urban youths who have mastered the art of deference.

Huberguff

Huberguff - A corruption of Überguff, excessive sassing to an authority figure.

Binderclap

Metraprokolation - term given to stylish urban youths who have mastered the art of deference.

Huberguff

Huberguff~ A large hat worn by Sumarian women during cirtain religious ceremonies. The size of the hat is directly related to the social status of the woman. Hats large enough to hold small caged animals are known from archeological sites. These hats would have been worn by women of the highest social standing.

Please note that men also wore these hats at times. It appears that if the woman's social status was great enough, she would have her spouse wear the hat for her in order to free her for the ceremonies. The husband would maintain a three pace distance behind his wife. Men in these tribes had little social standing.




Frappamappawee

Frappamappawee--a town on the coast of Florida, slowly yet surely flooding due to global warming. Home of the original Swamp Moss Flapjack.

Sisiten

According to Elmer's Unabridged Dictionary (of the Glue language)...

sisiten: proclamation. What a boy or girl at the age of ten tells their sister exacly one year after declaring sisinine.

oferritifier

oferritifier - The offspring of small animals known for digesting only pin cones.

Trithagusts

Morning Witch.

oferritifier - The offspring of small animals known for digesting only pin cones.

Trithagusts

Morning Witch.


Trithagusts~ When a southerly, a noreasterly, and a norwesterly wind converge on one spot and blow up your skirt.



Zintapathong


*morning Wolfie!*

Zintapathong: a combination of speedos and feminine underwear. Not comfortable.

VAT scan

Morn to you Rum...

VAT scan - A Video/Atari Technology scan. Used to measure the alpha-state brainwaves of children born between the years of 1976 and 1986 in order to determine the concentration level of future video game players. Experiments were usually done on children playing Pong.

gref

gref--an especially poor form of grief.

Nitjik

gref--an especially poor form of grief.

Nitjik


Nitjik~ Russian slang for a nitpicky person.

note: The root of this word is borrowed from English. Russian nitjiks find the term unacceptable, not because of it's meaning, but because the root is not from the Slavik lexicon.

They're such nitjiks, don't you think?


Pring

A pring is a metal retainer clip used to secure the cover of certain portable consumer electronics devices. Rumor has it that its name comes from the sound it makes if the cover is forced off causing the clip to fly across the room.

felgranation

A pring is a metal retainer clip used to secure the cover of certain portable consumer electronics devices. Rumor has it that its name comes from the sound it makes if the cover is forced off causing the clip to fly across the room.

felgranation

Felgranation~ The feeling of frustration one feels at the sound of one's pring flying across the room.

"That is the fifth pring I have lost this week! I am so felgranated!"



Moxipolo floss

Moxipolo floss: A specially treated dental floss that avoids the extremely unpleasant and dreaded gingipolio, that is to say, polio developing on your gums. Such a complaint is known to cause frustration of near felgranation levels.

Sussetax

Moxipolo floss: A specially treated dental floss that avoids the extremely unpleasant and dreaded gingipolio, that is to say, polio developing on your gums. Such a complaint is known to cause frustration of near felgranation levels.

Sussetax


*Awesome job on the vocab kick-back!*


Sussetax~ A little known fee applied to patients who must be resuscitated during a visit to the hospital.

Read your Dr.'s bill. You'll be amazed at the things for which they charge!:mad:




versatipolate

Versatipolate: to become overly versatile, to the point that loss of identity and extreme confusion ensues. Often happens to sitcom characters over long runs. Rarer, though by now means unknown, in online forum members.

ieanderpole

ieanderpole: n. The bipolar cousin of the onomatopoeia.

flidgeroptheraszh

fidgeroptheraszh: a rash caused on the palm of the hand by opening the referigerator so much the door handle wears down your skin. Yet another reason to go on a diet.

kitissewake

fidgeroptheraszh: a rash caused on the palm of the hand by opening the referigerator so much the door handle wears down your skin. Yet another reason to go on a diet.

kitissewake


Kitessewake~ A river in Florida associated with the town of Frappamappawee. The river takes its name from Chief Kitessewake of the Frappamappawee people. Manatees are known to frequent the slow warm waters during the winter and it is also the summer home of the endangered redneckus speedboatus. The Florida population of the redneckus speedboatus is slowly being outcompeted by the heartier redneckus racetrackus.



Cronkers syndrome

Cronker's Syndrome - named after the first diagnose patient, Jebediah Cronker, it is characterized by concentric green bands around raised purple pustules. It is caused by an alcohol resistant parasite in contaminated bootleg corn whiskey.

plethymond

Cronker's Syndrome - named after the first diagnose patient, Jebediah Cronker, it is characterized by concentric green bands around raised purple pustules. It is caused by an alcohol resistant parasite in contaminated bootleg corn whiskey.


plethymond - The raised purple postules of Cronker's Syndrome when they have opened up and are pussing.

Menstrual Projection

>_> Those are real words.... :p

Using the moon's gravity to attempt to predict when your're going to tick off your partner.

Morgoplate

Morgoplate - In the year 2864, Human children will be extinct and a robotic breed of children will be the norm. They will go out to eat and fancy restaurants, and when they are hungry they will extend their plate to the waiter and say, "Morgoplate."

sdreero

Morgoplate - In the year 2864, Human children will be extinct and a robotic breed of children will be the norm. They will go out to eat and fancy restaurants, and when they are hungry they will extend their plate to the waiter and say, "Morgoplate."

sdreero


Sdreero~ Sdreero (or Sdreero Boy) is the young sidekick of Gluon Man in the popular weekly radio play Gluon Man! Defender of the Strong Force! Introduced during the second season, Sdreero Boy started as the quiet, unassuming Sdreero Piro Goldstien, a janitor at the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland. He was accidentaly locked inside during an experiment and was subjected to massive amounts of exotic particles. Sdreero boy fell in with W.Z. Boson and his henchmen and was bound for a life of crime until Gluon Man rescued him and took him in as his ward. Sdreero Boy now fights crime with Gluon Man and Charm*.

*Charm is the alterego of Chloe Blane, reporter for the Daily Photon and love interest of Gluon Man.*



Patsmolang

Patsmolang ~ Quiet crime fighter understudy...sometimes bumbling but quite sweet.

~Fadierous

Sdreero~ Sdreero (or Sdreero Boy) is the young sidekick of Gluon Man in the popular weekly radio play Gluon Man! Defender of the Strong Force! Introduced during the second season, Sdreero Boy started as the quiet, unassuming Sdreero Piro Goldstien, a janitor at the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland. He was accidentaly locked inside during an experiment and was subjected to massive amounts of exotic particles. Sdreero boy fell in with W.Z. Boson and his henchmen and was bound for a life of crime until Gluon Man rescued him and took him in as his ward. Sdreero Boy now fights crime with Gluon Man and Charm*.

*Charm is the alterego of Cloe Blane, reporter for the Daily Photon and love interest of Gluon Man.*

Fadierous - Fadierous (or Fadierous Electrogante) is the other young female sidekick of Gluon Man, and enemy of Charm. She has the ability to be in superposition. She never is really anywhere unless she is observed closely, which gives her the facade of outvisibility. That is why Gluon Man has no interest in seeking a relationship with her; if she could stay still, Gluon Man might actually favor her over Charm.

Her name is based on her grandfather's name Fade, who was actually W.Z. Boson's master of Quantum Intelligence (or QI). Her nickname is Fadie, but Charm refers to her as Die (or sometimes Die Elegantly, if she's really pissed off) behind her back.

blorphomyst

blorphomyst--a worker in one of the new fields of palozoology, research of the mysterious phoms of blor, cerapods that lived on Earth about eighty million years ago.

Koritinin

The act of trying to yawn without opening your mouth. (Come on we've all done it)

Bruetasking

Bruetasking - When a person is urged by a group of his friends to go get them all brew at a Motley Crue concert.

scrizulscrozod

scrizulscrozod - Snoop Doggish for breaded fried Scrod.

plicant

plicant: annoyingly soft and pliant.

The couch I was sitting on was plicant, and that made me irritable; I felt as if I was being swallowed by the downy cushions.

snoops in togas

MBAnerd

snoops in togas

MBAnerd

Eek, do i give a definition for snoops in togas or MBAnerd!! What the heck i'll do both

Snoops in togas- A rapper in a ridiculously long white shirt (hey it makes sense)

MBAnerd- A person who knows everything about Major Business Associations (lulz?)

My made up word is:
Balavrenous

Balavrenous - A language used by aliens that look much like a cactus.

Interbelteumie

Interbelteumie - The creepy feeling I get when I see Barny.

Anlemntumanfoo

Lemon n' Human flavored tofu. Yummy.

Fracklimonetter.

This word is only used by geniuses (for no one else would remember it), can only be spoken by the best speakers (for it is very difficult to pronounce), and would only be used by people on the verge of insanity (for it is extremely odd).
Here is what it means-

Fracklimonetter- This is what you would call someone who nets lemons for a living, and has some sort of fractured leg or something. Rather sad if you ask me.

Racactical- (Accent on the second syllable)

Racactical- (Accent on the second syllable)


Racactical~ The dried outer husk of the Suguaro cactus used by the Hopi indians to carry offerings to the spiny goddess of sewing, Prickafinga.



Montclevious notretrang

Racactical~ The dried outer husk of the Suguaro cactus used by the Hopi indians to carry offerings to the spiny goddess of sewing, Prickafinga.

That is absolutely hilarious and very imaginative!:D

Sorry I did these as two separate words.

Montclevious- What you call it when a mountain becomes animated and can think very cleverly.

Notretrang-This was once a thriving city in the Scandinavian world which was made with only snow and ice, until global warming came on the scene and melted down the whole city.

Saberbeus ( Accent on the second syllable)

Saberbeus~ A huge six headed dog that lives in the underworld. It has huge saber teeth, venemous red eyes, and is over five foot tall. Ironically, it is actually really nice once you get to know it.


Tumohumoberculosis

Tumo~ fog

Humo~ smoke

Tumohumoberculosis~ Irritation of the lungs acquired through smoking cigarettes while on the set of any early 80’s horror movie staring Adrienne Barbeau.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080749/


Chocoropathy

Chocoropathy~

An unusual ability that is only aquired by true chocolate lovers. These people can sense when chocolate is around them. This ability is usually good for about two hundred feet.

Doomarkness

Doomarkness~ The nausea and subsequent vomiting caused by passing through the Ark on one’s way to Mars.

*Watch out for that 24th chromosome pair! It can be a doozie!*


Adaminaforia

Adaminaforia~ A form of extremely hard rock which can only be found on Mars. This rock is said to be even harder than diamonds. How it forms is beyond human knowledge right now, but we suspect it has something to do with Mars being so close to the sun. Currently, we have even sent some people to investigate this weird phenomenon in hopes that we will find out the cause. Hopefully, they will return with plenty of insight into this.

Caverine

Caverine - A highly addictive stimulant drug originally marketed to the public as a non-caloric sweetener. Withdrawal is fatal in 20% of one-time users, rises to 55% for users addicted for over one month. Sales of the product rescued Apex Sun Foods from bankrupcy.

Friddlement

Friddlement~ Technical term for death caused by Caverine withdrawal.

*"Doctor! Doctor! Hurry, the patient is going into friddlement! Bring a crash cart, stat!*

Exomonkorianism

Exomonkorianism

a monarchy of monkies

~The humans became enslaved during the exomonkorianism.~

Telafrution

Telafrution


The ability to telekinetically move fruits and vegetables.



Theorobocation

Theorobocation - the deification of a natural life form in a religion worshipping artificial life forms.

Exoginate

Exoginate ~ A mental condition, where someone believes that he/she was born on a different planet.

Baclavito

Baclavito-An expression of joy only heard among the aborigines (Spelling?). It can only be said if shouted at the top of ones lungs while a full moon is present.

Damsikoo

Damsikoo - What you get when you freeze a damsel.

dirtivius

Dirtivius-This word came into existence when people tried to say "dirty" and "devious" at the same time. It became a trend and is now a well-known term used to describe ex boyfriends.

Shocilotation

Shocilotation~ A very unfortunate circumstance that occurs when a person touches an electric fence, and gets hit by lightning in the same instance. This is also a common expression for dying, because most people don't live through this experience.


Flamicorpsa

Flamicorpsa - The art of depicting victims of shocilotation just after they have been made into a crispy critter.


Rejectamopia

Rejectamopia - a depression that sets in for a writer whose works have been turned down by every publisher he or she has contacted.

cruth

Cruth- A malignant and chronic toothache that is common to the people of Australia. Basically the pain is so extreme that the person who is affected yells something that sounds like crooth.

Freezastic

Freezastic~ An extreme form of frostbite which can be very deadly if not treated in a few minutes.

Xyliph

Xyliph- a futurisic xylophone that projects images when played correctly, similar to the instrument featured on Futurama.

Pentlic

Pentlic - is a newly discovered fern that grows if tropical rainforests. It is the habitat of very small, savage insects. It is given the name Pentlic, because the little insects that live on the fern, they burrow into the skin like a tick. The plany also has razor sharp tips and small burs that stick to the skin as you brush past it and leave poisonous toxins in the skin. They have to be cut out. The small burs and shaped like a pen tip, and is why the plant was named Pentlic.

Tandorcane

Tandorcane-A very distant cousin of the sugar cane, this stalky plant produces a gritty substance that, when ingested, causes the consumer to fall into a bout of rage that will continue until all traces of the substance have excreted themself from its system.

Jaggamuffins

Jaggamuffins~ An amusing game. All that is required is a tray of muffins, and a couple of people. The people all stand around in a circle, and toss the muffins clockwise. The first person to drop a muffin becomes the jagga. This person has the privilege of eating all the muffins at the end of the game.

Wandabato

Now I wish that was a real game~~~hmm, muffins

Wandabato- A robot, affectionately called "Wanda" whom can perform thirteen task simultaneously, and is quite proficient at detecting biological diseases in her owner.

Diglikoo

Diglikoo - an igloo dug into the ground rather than made of ice above ground - see:
snowcave

Lymatribe

Lymatribe~ An African tribe that rides llamas while eating lima beans.

Telekingesis

So obviously a syndrome where one cannot help but ingest televisions.

Dretstinatious!

Dretstinatious - the tenacious holding on to a dread.

Preambliation

Preambliation- Stating something before they carry out an impossible task.

Uh... Wompina

Wompina - a female Whompa (see - Star Wars)

Direlectric

Direlectric- A dangerous electric current found in a rare species of eels that live at the VERY bottom of the sea.

Fortreeosis

Fortreeosis- A horrible disease in which somebody always imagines that they are in imminent danger of being attacking. Since these people feel this way, they began fortifying their house with iron doors and such. Also, these people buy a lot of weapons to defend themselves, and food in case the "siege" is long. Sadly, this condition doesn't usually go away and people stay with this horrible mindset their whole life.


Gumplin

gumplin-an affectionate term for children obssessed with shrimp

Dizlocopia

Dizlocopia - a safe haven for ditsy people.

Durlarlemate

Durlarlemate~ A complex strategy in chess that is designed to put the enemy's king in checkmate in twenty rounds. It is very effective against intermediate players.

Castloshack

Castloshack-A run down establishment for poor traveling college students to stay when traveling abroad. These are different from hostels as they have a complete medieval theme. They will only speak in the old tongues and forces everyone to act and behave as if they lived during that time. Hey, you get what you pay for!

New Word: Z.I.

Z.I.-acronym referingto Zinthromycopic infection, an unfortunate disease that prevents it's victims from pronouncing, or even remebering any word containg the letter Z.

(Who am I again?)Anyway- Trestlehiptia

Trestlehiptia~ A bizarre chant that is usually recited in a large tent. The chant consists of three parts. On the first part, the participants all dance back and forth to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb. On the second part, everybody involved begins to yell really loudly while holding a pumpkin. Lastly, everybody grabs a shovel and begins to dig. When the hole is at least five foot deep, everybody gets out of the tent, stuffs the tent in the hole, and buries it.

Oceanacronime

Oceanacronime- the scientific process of transmuting molecules of water into chrome. This process is the bane of the Wate Conservationists Organization's existence.

Plifflogrian

Plifflogrian~ A dangerous sport which involves cliff jumping and rock climbing. First, a person jumps off a cliff while holding on to a hang glider. After this, the person climbs back up the cliff with only a pickaxe and a pair of spiked boots. Recently in England, more people are taking up this sport.

Horgoreaper

Horgoreaper- an abstract being that has been identified as the cause behind many crop failures

Snoogie-Tog!

snoogie-tog - cat peson

gwomp

gwomp- gucky swamp, laden with radio-active chemicals

lifriker

lifriker - substitute for the "f" word preceeded by substitute for French "the"

delliwick

delliwick- a pet name for molitov cocktails that are used specifically on delicatesans


qwiltriki

Qwiltriki- The first queen of the goblins who is famous for building a magnificent palace underground. She is also famous for destroying the race of the Nitzilese which we know nothing about.

Cazawevel

Grammatolatry - The worship of words. A grammatolator is a stickler for the forms of words.

-MJ

MJ - Mamma Jones, a new Greek God found under the lineage of Apollo.

Gnormy

Gnormy ~ A gnome that has lived a normal life.

Tundrastic

Tundrastic - Something that exhibits tundra-like characteristics.

Lomantical -

Lomantical is the plural form of a bizarre kind of fish that lives deep in caves. These fish have glowing eyes that hypnotize their prey. After hypnotizing them, these fish quickly devour them.


Zylaire

The home of a baby zygot.

Chizawhiz

Cheese-Whiz in some star-wars language

jesterpickel

jesterpickel- noun. situation in which somebody's bad joke gets them into trouble


flickliko

flickliko - a guy who takes a girl to a bad movie on a first date.

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