!!

(I thought Ariella left the forum?)

Anyway. Torana likes to eat babies. With barbecue sauce.

no i dont miss ariella(lie forum remember) and i dislike domo because he is not wierd in any way. myst eats baby bones dipped in HP sauce that torana discarded. This is not getting morbid.
hahah this lie thing is "not fun"

I am Batman

Well I am a rock

No your not

Well you aren't Batman either

Yes I am

No you aren't

Yes I am.

no you aren't you are the tooth fairy

Blah blah blah.

Your just jeolous that Im the Batman himself.

hulls raven is batman and has a lot of friends.

Why Thanks.

But its true I am Batman

hulls hates washing his/her clothes because heshe loves the smell of filth

wrodwizard is just grumpy cause she has to do the washing this week.

uhm....that aint no lie.

torana has herpes

and got them from wordwizard

HHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE.

torana likes to go to fetish clubs

and wordwizard takes her there

shhhaaad up

torana likes to eat personal lubricant...

wordwizard likes to lick monkeys bums clean

Torana is a terrible poet.

(that is no lie though)
Sayso is really a gorilla

(it is a lie - have more faith in yourself)

Torana is another gorilla who loves nothing more than to sit all day looking for mites in the fur of others.

Sayso has just been caught on camera running around the shopping center in a frilly pink bikini.

he was chasing torana who was covered in bubble wrap

wordwizzard is secretly plotting to end spring and make us live in a eternal winter ....

roxie secretly likes to wear panties on her/his head

wordwizard has just won an award for being the worlds biggest idiot lol

my secret is out - oh noo

Torana is a pet monkey with incredible typing abilities

roxie just won an award for being the smelliest in her/his town. and loves to lick other peoples warts

I am Batman

I am Catwoman

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahavahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha herm erm

You aren't batman either so

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahavahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha right back at you

your fools

wordwizard how could you steal all the easter eggs. I know you don't believe in eater just like you don't believe in christmas, but kidnapping the easter bunny and taking all the easter eggs......think of the children :D:D

torana....dont pretend like we didnt share the chocolate...because we did, and then you beat the bunny up because you get a sick sense of excitement from other animals pain.
your a sick sick person torana

I am Batman.
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahavahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha herm erm

No you are the easter bunny, and wordwizard is hunting you down to cut your tail off and use it for a new make up applicator

Not me I am Batman

Well I am Santa Clause and his little helpers.....lol

But I am Batman

batman is not dumb. batman is real and batman is hot. SO dont pick a new superhero to be.

wordwizard is madly inlove with batman and they are going to be married tonight lol

Who told you

I am afraid it was humpty dumpty and pushing him off that wall wasn't very nice of you either...you made such a mess and I am not going to be the one left to clean it up.

And Now I am marrying Catwoman.

and when were you intending on telling this to catwoman???

Erm I did last night over wine and a good cat meal.

oh well i do hope it was a wonderful meal.

but did you know that she just ran off with the milk man, i saw them together not more than five minutes ago now.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo

You Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh you must have known it was inevitable.

don't get upset over it

Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

well you started it by insisting that Cinderella join you on the hunny moon..........that was a very silly thing to do now wasn't it.....




lol :D

Hmmm agreed. maybe Snow White will want to marry me.

the seven dwarfs might have something to say about that, they wouldn't want to lose their slave.

maybe

you should try the tooth fairy she is self employed

Already did but she is just a hooker

well not everyone can be perfect......sheesh

Not for me

Then again angellina joilie hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i here she is just a blow up doll

thats the problem you see my point now.

yes well hmmmmm plastic fantastic isn't that what they say????

I am Batman. Still.....



























Still Batman






























Yep still here too





















Batman dont forget now




















I am still the Batman.

well i am santa claus and his little helpers.

ho ho ho ho and yeah all that jolly stuff that I am apprently meant to say....by the way people, can ya make sure ya have clean chimneys this year, kinda fed up with having to change every 5 seconds on the job.....

thanks for ebing so understanding.....

yes and stop hitting your heads people! being a brain surgeon is a pain in the ass for having a social life. jeez

My Name is Bruce Wayne And My Alias Is Batman I have a partner called Robin.

and I'm the 0.3

I Am Batman








































And Still here










































So are you it would seem








































Still here then






































still reading this pointless thread


















































Gues you are then










































remember























































I am Batman

no you aren't you are a figment of my imagination.

I am not here either that is just a figment of your imagination

I am Santa Claus and his little helpers

Hello santa can i have a new batmobile please.
I've been really good.















































































































Honest

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha


with the massive pause between you asking for a batmobile and then saying honest I think you are telling me fibs........but if you be a good little boy from now until christmas I will be sure to bring you what you want.




hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha hahahhahahahahahahahaha yer right lol i will keep it for myself lol

And can i have a Bat plane too.






























































































































Please

your not freaks not at all. I wish I wasnt a freak. Im way uncool. Hulls is a hairy male bat. if you cinsider that batman then fine

hahhahahahhahaahahahahahhaha wordwizard don't be mad cause you missed out on asking me for a christmas present once again, you know if you behaved yourself once and a while you might just get a present this year......
Raven, if you can behave yourself for at least one week you will get what you want

torana doesnt look like santa clause in real life.

nah but that is a disguise ya fool lol

wordwizard is just realising that santa isn't going to be visiting her this year cause last year she thought it would be fun to throw snowballs at his reindeer and they took off from santa and broke lots of presents.
So if you got anything broken for christmas or ya presents were missing.......Speak to wordwizard..........

hahahahahahaha torana the santa clause loves her wife mrs clause.

yeah mrs clause makes really good chocolate chip cookies mmmmmmmmm yummo

you are just jealous cause you know you can't have any hahahahahahahaha

Batman is here

I'm totally cat woman and I can kick your butt any day. mmmmm chocolate cookies.....

catwoman batman santa claus you people are nuts...........................

I am a rock

toranan is a small rock and people walk all over her all day

And I am Batman. Who wants to be Robin

You are secretly both of them so as to hide your identity even better.....:D

So do you wanna be Robin or not

yeah sure why not lol

Naa

I decided to work alone. lol

good cause the bottle of jack daniels is calling me

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and I am the milk man anyways so there

You can't be the milk man i killed him only this morning for delivering my Skimmed. God i hate skimmed milk.

well the joke is om you cause that was actually the mail man, I told him if he did that for me I'd give him $200 and he did it straight away....hahahahaha

naughty.

But the question is who will be Robin

no one unless you pay them well.

Hah. Nope its Volentary

well then keep waiting Batman, someone will fall soft eventually. :D:D:D:D

Torana was last seen rushing for her Robin costume. I didn't tell you though!

Only due to the fact that Sayso asked me to so he'she could have it to be Robin for you........such a sweet and considerate person you are Sayso, Raven must be so happy right now :):)

But I'm wonderWOMAN. Torana is still wearing the outfit.

no i would never wear it.....it doesn't go with any of my shoes or match my skin tone....that is why I gae it to Sayso.
I am catwoman, I got the right shoes to go with that outfit lol :D

And then I washed it and sent it back. It's yours.

But then I put it back in its rightful place.....YOUR WARDROBE!!!!!!

There is no room in my wardrobe, that's why I put it in yours, right next to the 'I love Hull' t-shirt. I give everybody the evidence.

Well the only problem there being that you are actually looking in your own wardrobe there Sayso, you see mine is the one that is full silly, I just let you borrow my clothing and that is why you have mistaken mine for yours. Silly silly silly, you should be careul who you tell about your infatuation with Hull, people might get scared......

And here comes the Batman...........................................

I just let you borrow my clothing

I have nothing more to add on that point. :D

Batman wears his knickers on the outside of his costume too!

yeah only because you gave him a pair of your lacey ones Sayso....:D:D

:D :D :D

Batman is also wearing one of Toranas tassled bras. It'll be her favourite one with the sequins!

ohh Sayso how could you do that to me....now what am I meant to wear to work....lol....

Well at least I am not the one sitting there giving him a makeover and doing his nails in hot pink and doing the quizzes in those wierd girly magazines......(I assume they do have them in those magazines....never actually read one lol)

He's the one looking in those mags, not me. I prefer the crosswords in the Times.

Torana was last seen taking photos of Britney Spears in rehab. I guess she was there for something too.:eek:

schhhh don't tell everyone......damn now everyone knows I have a posting addiction...good one Sayso, you just told them all that so that they wouldn't realise you were there too for the same problem....

you must admit your problems before you can overcome them......

I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH POSTING I TELL YOU! *deep breath in, and let it out. There!*

Torana was in for an uncontrollable addiction to buttons. Thank heavens for keyboards!

no it I was in cause I couldn't stop getting all that fluff off that woollen jumper lol and now there isn't much left of it.....hehehehehe oh well

and you are also in for your compulsive lies, when will you learn girl when will you learn

At least you've moved on from picking your nose!

And I am the Batman

He was until he had his wings clipped!

Who told you.

They Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee

hahahaha I am catwoman :D

and it was the milk man once again that let it slip can't be trusted at all....

Damn that Milk man tell him he's Bat food when Im done with him

I would but he ran away with the tooth fairy

Damn them

The tooth fairy is batman in disguise.

you are just trying to throw off the scent of you being the milk man Sayso, just admit it and we can all move on

Hey you should know you naughty girl>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hey I am an angel. 100% innocent so there

Oh please!

You are just jealous cause you can't be perfect like me :D

Torana has ideas above her station. Namely the Thomas Tank Engine Train Station.

Sayso won't be back on the forum as she has just been admitted into a mental institute........

Torana is supposed to be posting lies!

Torana never seems to sleep. Perhaps she is an alien.

Why do you have to give out all of my secrets Sayso....can't anything be a secret anymore, and I thought you were my friend.......hahahahaha

by the way that wasn't a soup bowl it was the toilet bowl so you know

I am Still Batman

well I am Catwoman

Nope your not. I've had Catwoman and only she would know that i know her true identity.

Well what you had was not catwoman it was little bo peep, I am Catwoman.

Wow I had little bow peep she said she was the catwoman.

I am a rock, rocks are safe

Lol.

that is what i thought

Me too!

hmmmm well I am still a rock

Cool

not really, gets rather boring

LOL. I bet Rocky

I am going to skydive naked into a pit of ravenous lions this upcoming Thursday. I'm excited!

Sounds like fun, I will be getting thrown at those lions moments before hand just to make sure they are really agrovated just for extra fun....:D

I skydived out of a boat wow. what an experience.

I tried to skydive but is no fun for us rocks, we just fall :( damn it

LOL I bet you do.

Well if a rock landed in the desert it'd be stuck there, so no thankyou, I will stay with the ground thanks ya kindly.

By the way Batman the windscreen on your bat mobile just got smashed...don't blame me cause rocks are inanament objects, we can't move on our own :D:D

Damn youi. I will hunt you down as my newest villian the Rock thrown by an uninanament object.


.................................................. ........................Goes of to the Bat Cave.

but...but...but...I am a rock I can't throw myself...

Ah but you can talk. down with you, you Rock thrown by an uninanament object.



...................................Bat Cave door opens out comes the Batmobile with windscreen that just got smashed...

yeah so I can talk what of it

*grows legs and runs for her rocky life*

hah you'll never get me in amongst all these rocks
mwahahahahahahahahaha

Torana cant find the brain they think they have.....
Da
Da
Daaaaaaaa!!

ItalianStallion only says that due to the fact that he has now realised he is mentally only 2 years old and can not come up with anything better. It is ok, we understand.....

Torana is crushed. Rocks, crushed, get it? Oh never mind.

That's cold. Stone cold.

...............

Cogito just won the lottery.......:eek::eek::eek::eek:

(too bad it was a population reduction lottery...)

Torana was just arrested by Interpol as a multinational crimelord.

(Oh so that is what all that comotion was about...oops!)

Cogito just got taken away to cookfinement and will not be back for a few days, if you see him posting dial 1800savetheforumfromCogito..........lol

(Torana framed me! But I was able to get acquitted on appeal)

Torana was trying to electrocute one of her children by asking them to water the dry computer wire but it backfired when she lost her beloved computer instead. (I'm glad this is the lies game)

Cogito is a liar, he was going mental and and and had to be cookfined....

Sayso was also involved in the ordeal and has been sent to solitary cokfinement for the remainder of her time here at WF.org, you will be missed dearly.

(I'm glad this is lies too, my poor kids :( )

Torana has an aversion to the letter 'c'. And I am so glad she has otherwise Cokfinement could have been embarrassing.

Sayso is really a notorious Columbian druglord with over two hundred enslaved children harvesting his crops.

hahahahahahahaha Sayso altered my post:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Cogito is really a spy from the Government and has been sent here to hunt Sayso dwn and take her away forever...

Torana just blew my cover, and Interpol is again racing to her hideout.

Cogito is really a woman o.O

(Nah, that's just a disquise. You don't think I'd REALLY pick out a low-cut red sundress if I didn't have to, do you?)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's what they all say when they get found out!!

^ is lying

(But if that's a lie, then she's telling the truth. But if she'stelling the truth, then this is no lie, If this is no lie...

Norman, coordinate)

^ just loves to tie everybody in knots.

^Is really an owl eating alien from Mars

And you never said?

:D yeah I did you just weren't listening before...as usual

Typical.

But I am Batman

And I am Cat woman

HR is really a supervillian who has captured the Dark Knight and has taken his identity

That explains the whip...

^is really a worm

Nope I was Born Btman and will eventually die as Batman.

Only wishes that were true

cheeky

just got attacked by a ferral cat :):):):)

Fell over while a randy monkey jumped down from the tree.

lol

just got jumped on by a maniac elephant

Just got killed by a T-Rex time travelling thingy.

Just got attacked by a cactus that can walk

^ is clearly hallucinating from gallons of coffee

^Is thinking on the can and got frozen by a horrible thought.

Isn't watching the cookie thief

Just realised that he wasn't wearing any clothing and has raced off to get dressed ha ha ha ha

I am Batman

You are the postie

I am Batman.

You are the milk man

I am Batman..

The Butcher??

Nope Batman.....

The ice cream man???

No No Batman.

are you sure???

^ is bantering with the cricket player

I am Batman

^just got a new bat mobile except it has pink seat covers!! :O

^ secretly wishes for an all-pink wardrobe with lots of lace and sparkles

(that is nasty) ^secretly wishes for me to give him all those pink clothes for him to wear himself!!!!!!

^Secretly loves green M&M'S

^has just been locked away for being obsessed with those damn m&m's aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

^Knows that I am stirring.

^has just found Hulls RAven's secret cookie stash and eaten the lot!!! naughty naughty girl

^knew that I hated every minute of it

^ likes to lay with cats on a night

^ran around a shopping mall in a pink tutu

^ eats cheese on her ice cream :eek:

^eats pickles covered in dog saliva

^ sings opera in the shower

^washes her hair in the toilet

(i could imagine myself doing that if the water was turned off for a week or something and i had no other way. ROFL)

^ can fly w/o help from technology

^just set the marshmallow man on fire

^ is the answer to the question "do you know the muffin man?"

((Not that it makes any sense...))

lol that is funny

I am not the answer though cause I am Catwoman hahahahaha

Bick just stole the bat mobile naughty naughty

Oh noez! :o -runs away from the angry batman groupies)

^ can literally walk on walls

How'd you know that?

Is a secret government spy sent to hunt and destroy all us all!!

-spy music goes on- dundundun dundun!
No idea what spy music sounds like O.o

^ sleeps on a bed of needles :eek:

sounds comfy lol might have to try that one now lol

Has just jumped into a bath of hot larva for fun

^ has burned all her black outfits, and is going to all pinks and sunshine yellows.

(that was nasty! shudders at the very thought)

Cogito has just been spotted running through a highly populated shopping mall in a pink tutu

...which I borrowed from ^

^and never returned cause he loves it toooooooooooo mcuh!

^ wants it back with the matching dance top and sparkly pink ballet slippers, and the silver tiara with pink rhinestones that she kept

(ok that one nearly had me in tears)

^has just bought that entire outfit off me for a million dollars

^ refused to part with it for a penny less!

^never changes out of the outfit.

And yeah that is so I can restock my cupboards with black clothing that you so nicely made me burn!!!!

^ is actually restocking in white and red vinyl outfits

^just got his foot stomped on!!!

^ is mad at me for revealing her secrets

(( you guys are hilarious :p))

Cogito just realised that he is being filemd and on world wide broadcast in his pretty little pink tutu outfit.

Bick has got spaghetti all over her face and it won't come off!!!

Bick is actually a seven foot tall Sri Lankan figure skater

Cogito is really fly on the wall and just got sprayed with fly spray ^ ^

Torana is auditioning for the next American Idol - word is she's already been short-listed for the final five

Cogito dragged me along and made me audition with him and he is in the final five.

Torona ate a shrinking candy and now is the size of an ant

T will be singing "The Good Ship Lollipop"

Bick just bumped her head on the ceiling, which will never be the same