Cogito will be singing that barbie doll song by Aqua

Torona will be munching on curried cock roaches

ewwwwww lol
along with Bick and Cogito

(crunch crunch crunch - surprisingly not bad!)
Bick just took out a chandelier by accident

Cogito had just realised that he is a walrus after all these years......

Torona has a giant red nose

Ku ku kachoo
^ Torana is calling down the mother ship to get her OUTA THIS CRAZY PLACE!

Torana Kennedy???

Cogito just got abducted by aliens and is on a colision course for the sun!!

Torana abducted me - HELPPP

Cogito is only minutes away from burning to his death!

^ is piloting the ship, and hasn't noticed the shiny hot thing in front of her. When did she get that license???

Has jsut realised that I don't have one and can't control the ship so I thought I'd take someone to the death with me hahahahahaha

^ is the pope's neice

^ is dating a pro wrestler

rofl, ewww

^ is also dating a pro wrestler :p

^ is tattooing an eye on the back of her Pro Wrestler squeeze

^ that eye is actually a video camera and taped you dancing in that pink tutu

^was spotted no more than 3 hours ago now, climbing the Sydney Opera House in an elephant suit!!!

^ is maistaken. Elephant suits aren't spotted, they are solid grey

^Got his head stuck in the toilet bowl when he was wasing it earlier!

But it is ^ who is looking rather flushed...

^is wearing that tutu outfit again :D

^ would love to wear the tutu outfit secretly

^is wearing a fluorescent orange dress with pink pokadots!

how'd you know :p ^ loves to wear pink barbie dresses and die her hair white blonde

I am The Batman

^With a broken down batmobile

^wants to be a stepford wife.

^ is a stepford wife

^ wears a wig - is really totally bald

^is wonder woman

^ needs glasses - badly!

^Can drive really well..... :p (she doesn't do too badly truthfully!)

^has excellent timing

^is stalking around the forum for potential victims to turn into vampires lol

^ is Rod Stewart's love child. (Actually, I aimed that for DOZ, but...)

^is really a barbie doll

^ can't get pink out of her head

^is obsessed with pink and dressing like a barbie doll

^ is talking to herself again

^Is not my next victims

^ is gliding down a dark alleyway with a gleaming scalpel ready to strike.

^ is bald and has a shiney head that people pay to put ads on and at the moment there is an ad for dandruff placed right in the middle.

^ is a poster girl for Posh mens leather shoes

lol :p

^ becomes a killer zombie slaying cat muskrat at night

^ was away because she was in police custody

oh yeah B) Bag girls, bad girls.

^ his avatar is actually a cartooned version of himself.

^ is really a floating cluster of eyeballs

^ his spine is made of glass

^ has been watching Unbreakable

^wants to audition for lead role on barbie on ice

^ thinks I want to be in a plastic women in prison movie??

^thinks that I don't know whats going on here.

^ thinks I DO know what's going on here...

^Knows that I am not confused at ALL!

^ is secretly Harry Potter

^Lives in a can.

^ is THE can that I live in

Is a derranged psycopath and out to slaughter us all!

Oh noez :( -runs away from herself-

^ is the knife that I carry

^stood in dog manure and licked it off her foot

EWW, that's so gross :eek: rofl

^ is a Queen ant from another Galaxy

lol ^is Priscilla Queen of the desert lol

^ is a grain of sand in my desert

^is the mouse that ran up the clock

^ is the rain drop that washed the spider down

^is the spider that chased miss muffet away

^ is the flame to the candlestick that jack jumped over

Is the egg that fell off the wall

^ is one of the kings men that tried to put me back together again

^is a fairy at the bottom of my garden, and her name is wobbly woo! lol

^ is bald

Oh no not my hair....anythign but my hair!!!!! :(:(:(:(

^Is a toilet brush

-puts your hair back on your head- I ish sowwy.

^ is the nasty stuff in the toilet that I have to clean up

Though you are too fastastic for that to be true

I am The Batman.

^just destroyed the batmobile

^ stuffed a whip up the Batmobile's exhaust.

Ah But when I'm Not Batman I'm The Ghost Rider. :)

^ needs flameproof shades

^Loves my Shades All Twenty Five pairs.^

^ is hiding the fact that all the shades have rubidium lenses, out of necessity

lol. My eyes are Photosensative.

Alas The reason I am Batman The dark Night.....:):)

^ is considered the best dare devil in the world and is going to attempt to jump the pacific ocean in his brand new tricycle

^ has three toads that live under her bed that she likes to kiss every night before bed :p

don't be jealous of my 3 prince's

^ eats sardines 24/7

Is the illegitimate daughter of hamster and a mother who smelt of elderberries. :P

^ swallowed the entire Monty Python DVD collection

I'm part rodent B) go me.

^ is actually a comedic genious

^Does fart in my general direction. :P

I just can't stop...

^ likes to eat lamb flavoured ice-cream

^Is a tellytubby.

^ is a bald barbie witha tutu on.

How did you know? ;)

^Is a hundred monkeys at a hundred laptops.

:o I'm psychic

^ wishes ken would finally pop the question

Is Ken in a tutu. :p

Oh yeah, my plastic pecs and all.

^ wears a wig

^Eats computer chips.

Yum yum! You have to eat them with salsa.

^ wears a tight full body leather suit

^Is a martian from venus.

^ wears his underwear over his pants

^Knows the meaning of Cluafum and chickenablo.

^ eats coffee beans

^Every night successfully commits suicide.

^ is a monk

^Is sworn to a vow of Internet silence.

:eek:
^ drinks 10 gallons of soy milk a day

^Doesn't drink anything.

^ eats crab shells

^Is an octopus.

^ is a lead cannonball

^Is a pink killer duck, called Fred.

Oh yeah B)

^ Is a radioactive, leather trimmed, bearded bouncy ball named bobalabalooo

^Is a burning ring of fire.

^ is the tiger that jumps through me

^Is a hippopotamus.

^ is tiny fragment of a carpet ( and i must get going! Was nice playing the word games with you. Bye love)

^ is a door with hands, ears, mouth and nose :D

Argh, net crashed. Fun playing games with you Bick.

^Has an avatar of an inflatable sheep.

^ is sponge bob

^Wears ice cream for a hat.

^ eats grass

^Has feet instead of ears.

^ is hairier then the fabled yeti

^Is the fabled yeti.

^ has a massive ammount of nose hair

^ has braided ear hair

^ is hairless

^ drags her elbows on the floor without bending over

ROFL

^ is the bacteria that gets on my elbows

is breeding venomous bunnies.

^ is really an agent provocateur from MI5

he actually looks like that.

^ is actually Claude Monet brought back to life

...hmmm, more like Van Gogh (sorry for the pomposity)

the person above once ate some pickled onions which had tiny little globs of intensely-flavored jalapeno pepper skins which contained subatomic particles of iron which were once part of the great outer gate to the original Temple of Jupiter in Greece!

Claude Monet is tons better then Van Gogh! :p

^ dated George W. Bush in college and is still in love with him

Shall I dig my grave early, and hope I can get away so I don't have to use it?:p

^ is George W. Bush in drag

^ is George W. Bush's wife =P

she has three cats. one of them, the smallest of the three, is very sneaky and domineering. that cat is white with black spots and she calls herself Napolina. Napolina has been trying to convice Bick to sabotage the felling of tall trees in her neighborhood in order to make way for new home developments.

^ wears leather full body suits

oh yeah? oh yeah?
well (sputters) I never!
I NEVER!
well, then...
in a former life, Bick was once Lady Godiva!
so there! ha!

:p you made me laugh, yay :D

^ eats little puppies for every meal

wanted gollum to recover the one ring

^ has hairy feet like a hobbit

is actually six feet, seven inches tall

rofl, I wish!

^ is actually the size of an ant.

^grinds up lil kid's bones for her cereal

-evil cackle-

^ eats paint chips for dinner

licks toe jam from ogres feet!!!! yuckyyyyyyyyyyyy

^drinks troll bogeys with her breakfast

once cut down a perfectly healthy tree.
woah, sorry, that was too rough.
sorry.

:eek: no :( poor tree

^ coughs up yarn

once threw up on santa's lap

^ is actually Barney the big red dinosaur

has holes in her socks. right now. the left sock has a hole in the toe. I can see it.

rofl poor socks.

^ is a stalker

once stayed up late to catch the tooth fairy, and then beat the crap out of her when she eventually did show up.

so true :p

^ plays with barbies

has been known to wear blue and green.

at the same time? rofl ew.

^ writes with a dull pencil at all times :eek:

actually enjoys the sound of fingernails screeching on a chalkboard. ugh, just writing it hurts.
btw, I am actually wearing my favorite light blue pirate tee-shirt with my favorite camoflague army shorts, being blue and green is the way to be seen!

Is actually wearing hot pink pants and deep purple shirt!

thinks meter is a form of linear measurement

^ Thinks Philly is what you do to your car's tanky

Woke up to find his foot was still stuck in the toilet bowl this morning!!! :O

thinks this is a similie

^ is extremely hairy

she does not like the whole-grain goodness of cheerios

^ eats the lead of a pencil

prefers a dull pencil to a sharply-pointed one.

:eek: Never, not even if I had to chew my pencil sharp D=

^ is a woman.

(I don't understand the interviewing question :p Jetblack was physically attacked, or by pm or something x) )

is secretly freinds with jetblack

I do like him :p he's funny, no matter how rude he was, doesn't change that fact.

^ is the one that stole my kitty when he so called "ran away"

I shall not forgive him, even if he should suddenly mature and come to me on hands and knees begging my forgiveness. I am afraid that the iron has entered my soul.
I would make the tart too. tarts too. two tarts, too.
one tart for me, and one tart for you!

would you ruther:
learn new soup-making secrets from france
learn how to cure fish like the swedish do (salt and dill)
sing like an angel
or learn how to handle melted chocolate properly?

^ lives at the bottom of the sea

believes t.v. commercials

^ is a lumberjack

^is a vegetarian

^ is a bearded mountain man

ein gaspeth!

^ is a hairless rodent

^ wrassles 'gators in a circus

^ wrestles 3 year olds

^ wrestles 2 year olds - and loses!

-sigh- sehr true.

^ eats ears for dinner

Is West Philadelphia born and raised (on the playground is where they spend most of their days)

^ is constantly losing his lunch

^ lost his nose once

^is really a man :P

^Loves dressing up in pink poofy ballgowns; a la dream Barbie

(DOZ that is very nasty you know)
^DOZ loves licking dog poop from between her toes!

^ Someone I would prefer to stay on the good side of

BTW... I'm currently plotting your downfall, you shall become lower than your current rank of Janitor!

^ has no toes

^ how dare you insult the king of england! i'll have you know that you haven't a leg to stand on. good day.

^ also thinks he is Napolean Bonaparte

^ smells like onions

^ is a 40 year old pretzel vendor who dreams of changing his gender one day

^ is terribly correct in saying that

^ is actually that creature in her icon...

^ Doesn't know that Napoleon and I were actually born on the same day... albeit on very different years, and continents

^Is a talking walrus with a beer gut and a talking rock as a freind! :D :p (oh and Torana, how can I like dog poop from between my toes? We all know it's your job to clean my feet!)

^cleans the toilet bowl with her tongue! you are so grose DOZ how can you do that??? yicky yicky yicky

^ wears only pink. Not only does she wear it, her house is painted pink and the ceiling is hot pink. Her bedding is magenta and her bed it'self is a beautiful easter pink.

oh my god !!!

i'm very sad !!!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e312/oaiphong/poster2.jpg

^ wears only pink. Not only does she wear it, her house is painted pink and the ceiling is hot pink. Her bedding is magenta and her bed it'self is a beautiful easter pink.
I actually shed tears when I saw that post lol :p That was just nasty nasty Bick cause pink is icky!

Bick was actually describing herself and her own room. She even went as far as to get little sparklies and glue them to the walls and bed frame and everywhere else she could. She likes to have an overly blinding sparkly room.

^ is really a 150 kg Sumo wrestler living in Hawaii, who is on the site to meet teenage boys.

^Loves to wear his pink fluffy night gown and slippers set and parade all around the busiest areas of town just for fun every single day.

^ is really navajo indian and is going to "pretend to learn the language" and write a poem...even though that is her native tounge. Reall Torana, that is just rude. haha

^ once gave a fish mouth to mouth resuscitation.

^Is really following wordwizard and myself around the forum trying to convince us to join him in his evil plot to take over the world and turn everything into marshmallow

^runs a cult dedicated to stealing peoples underpants, casting evil spells over them and then returning them full of holes.

^ Is just jealous cause I thought of it first! :D:p

^ runs a cult for cursing Holy lingerie???

^Hates puns.

^ Loves lamingtons to the point that she turned her BF into a lamington.

^ runs a cult for cursing Holy lingerie???
:p lol ummm apparently so.

^ Absolutly hates missing out on eating green m&m's while wearin gher lovely pink dress. she hates it, she really does!!

^ really does care, regardless of what her sig states

^Is a fat ugly toad

^is a beautifull princess who is puckering up to kiss me

^is the frog prince and just got smooshed by a real princes horses hoof hahahahahahahaha

^didnt realise that the frog prince is indestructible and also a shapeshifter.

^is nothing more than the smell of droppings in a stinky hot summers breeze

^is the hideous hairy animal that produced the droppings

^is the scum on the side of a boat that has been out at sea for a few months.

^ is the hundred year old crusty barnacle that has kept me company for many years

^is the toilet paper that has clogged up the neighbours septic tank for the last 12 months!

^is the massive turd which has been wrapped up in the toilet paper

^is the little blue thing that lives in a males urinal :p

^is the yellow crust around the bottom of the males urinal

^is the urinal

^is the only toilet in a bachelor pad

^is the cubicle that gets showered in urine every day by males that are more like animals

^is the real quasimodo

^ Is a green lamington

^Is obsessed with lamigtons

I have soo been waiting for this...

^Is a frilly pink lamington decorated with green M&M's! :p mwahahhahahaa!

^just sat down and ate a whole tray of festy mould covered lamingtons dipping them into mouldy custard just for extra texture.

^has a moldy bologa with a first name and a last name that is actually Oliver Moyer and cost 3000 dollars per pound because it's a combination of Boluga and spinning leeks. "Haha, you just wasted $3000 dolla

^Actually made sense.

^is a mokeys uncle :p lol yes lame I know but I don't care :p

^ in reality loves pink and will meet a man that only wears pink and is called Pink and will marry him.

^ once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

^ Killed a man in Reno and now blames it on Bick

^ was the secret lover of the man who got killed in Reno & is now seeking revenge

^ jealous because I grew feed of with our relationship and deicided to date a man man in Reno.

^Is really a spy from a secret government agency trying to pin the murder of the man from Reno on Bick!

^ Is loony

^Is a pink and purple polka dotted alien from Pluto :p

^ Upset cause we conquered her planet

^ Is smart