^ Is just kidding

^ Is in an endless paradox of truth and lies.

^ Is actually a 2000 year old Italian

^ is a little thin on top so wears hats to keep warm.

^ is human

Is really a stalker

^ Is really kind

^Is really an alien from Pluto and here to disect all of our minds :D

^ Is really lying

^Is the nicest person on the forum and doesn't ever make posts about chainsaws :D:p

^ Is a hater of coffee and really dislikes whips

hahahahahahahahahaha ^Just proposed to a weeping willow tree and they are going to be married on Christmas eve :p lol and we are all invited as well! :p

^ Is Santa Clause's wife

(you weren't meant to tell anyone Hulk)

^Is Santa Claus :p lol

Damn! When did we get married?

^ Likes me

You were sober, I wasn't. So therefore you should remember!!

^Is trying to find a way to get out of making toys this year for the good boys and girls

^ Is making me do that (she's my wife)

^eats too many cookies at Christmas time and the crumbs are annoying when they get into the bed at the end of the night ><

^ the crumbs stop being annoying in a minute when she licks them off the bed

(shudders) (I'm trying to think here but that post has made me lose it laughing)

^Is now sleeping with the reindeer cause he got kicked out the house

(shudders) (I'm trying to think here but that post has made me lose it laughing)

*grins* Man, I'm good!:p

^ Is the reindeer

lol

^Just go booted by me considering I am a reindeer that doesn't want to share my space :D

^ Is a nice person

^got stuck in a chimney

^ was permanently scarred in a tragic event that took place in his her/childhood, involving several rabid hobos and vampire unicorns.

^ never heard of Candy Mountain

^ never heard of Candy Mountain

*gasps*

^ lives in his uncle's garage with an old man who loves root beer more than he loves himself. :p

^^just got arrested for indecent exposure!

^ got arrested along with Charlie

^^is obsessed with collecting second hnd bubble gum

^^ is obsessed with giving them to me

^^Got locked up for the mass murder of every member on this forum that isn't online at the moment!

^^ gets kicked out of the north pole after christmas, but since she was drunk and signed a pre-nump, she gets nothing.lol

^^Just gave me 10 billion dollars cause he is such a very caring person :)

^^ I am your father.

^ I am your aunt.

^I am the sandwich you ate for lunch

I didn't have a sandwich. Or did I?....... O_o

^ Is being digested.

(Wait if I was the sandwich that you ate and were I was being digested that would a truth and this is a lie game)

^I am your ghost

^ I am eating your father.

^Secretly collects Squirrels.

Enjoys sports such as the traditional Keyboard Throw, and Computer Vaulting.

^Coordinates the movements of all Nazi icebergs in the Sargasso Sea.

^^ Enjoys skating pictures of U-Boats onto said icebergs.

^^is secretly aroused by the red lines in his avatar...

^is secretly working for the aliens from Pluto to turn the British Flag PINK! BAHAHAHAHA

^^secretly wants to be canadian:)

^ never watched the "Rurouni Kenshin" anime


;D

^^will learn that the tenkin was the ultimate attack!:p

^^Just got caught running around the main street wearing a bright pink bikini and a tutu whilst listening to Wanna Be by The Spicegirls!

^likes to dress up in a trench coat and flash little children while driving her car:p

^^likes to join me in driving round town in my car but while flashing little children throws rotten eggs at them as well just to make sure he caught their attention.

^has a tendancy to push pedestrians into traffic:p

^ will respond to every question you ask him with the Little Bunny Foo Foo song.

^ wishes her name ended with an "e" instead of an "a"

^enjoys munching on Barbie's hair

^secretly wants my body

^^is obsessed with proposing to the gingerbread man

^^is a pink and purple polka dotted alien posing as a human to perform sick and twisted experiments on the female humans and impregnate all the males :D hehehehe

^^needs to get away more often:)

^^is invading the sanctity of my mind...prepare for a caffiene attack BAHAHAHAHA

^^goes to the airport baggage claim office just to say she got her bags

^^still hasn't managed to get out the his straight jacket <it isn't even a straight jacket, it is just a sheet hung over his shoulders O.o>

^^is actually a vampire. look at the avatar!!!!

^^is my creator and I am just an illusion of his mind.....he created the ULTIMATE weapon against humanity and that is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! bwahahahahahaha

^^is going crazy

^^has already gone crazy!

^^will soon run out of things to say about people in this thread:D

^^woke up this morning lying in a spetic tank and thought it was a pool of chocolate pudding....eeewww that is icky!

burnt down her house while trying to fry eggs:D

<Actually I almost did burn a house down once, I was frying eggs though. I was cooking shop bought garlic bread....in the microwave.........with the foil still on....at my friends moms house.......not kewl.......>

^^Is the mouse the rat that just got picked up by the hawk that just flew over and is being carried away to feed the hawks young ones....bye bye

^^thinks she's a hawk and tends to feed her young ones worms and rats:p

^Is a gerble

^^googles herself and gets no results:p

^^has yahoo and msn accounts and signs into both at the same time so that he can have a conversation with himself cause no one else wants to talk to him :p

^^^^ Is actually a Russian spy hiding out in Austrailia, receiving secret microfilms via pouch of trained kangaroos.

^^^ is a hat hater :p

^^is actually a shoe lover!

(stop telling about my secret mission MacEvil. The kangaroos will get upity and won't work for me no more if you spill all my secrets.)

^^^ Wheres hats of her feet believing them to be shoes.

^^wears shoes on his head cause he thinks it is kewl! (it isn't by the way, your shoes smell reeeeeeeeeeeally bad)

^^^ Still confuses the word hat with shoe

^^has a major shoe obsession and hides the truth behind lies of loving hats when he acctually hates them with a passion.

^^^ Abuses rocks by painting them odd colors and then throwing them back on the ground

^^just got stomped on by an elephant and is as flat as a pancake now and served up on a plate for the lions to munch out on....

(I don't know I couldn't think of anything else :p)

^^^ Thought of other things but was too lazy to share :p

(that isn't a lie lol)

^^is the head cheer leader and wears a bright pink mini-skirt and white boob tube top and has glittery pom poms

^^^ Suffered a horrible cheerleading accident and now claims everyone is a cheerleader except herself :D

^^Wears hats to cover his bald head

<I was a cheer leader once actually....it was fun too.)

^^Is a walking talking chainsaw

(how the hell did you guess?)

^^Watches cartoons with her kids

^^^ is a hatophobe and has been ever since I took his hat away

^^Is Christopher Paolini (HE MADE THE WORLD SUFFER WITH "ERAGON"!!!)

(Eragon isn't that bad... nah ok it is THAT bad.)

^^^ is Dan Brown. The Worst writer of English Prose in histoy (And ironically not to good with history XD).

^^wears a hat to hide his bald head

^^^is a purple monkey dishwasher :p

has a purple monkey dishwasher on her mantlepiece:p

^^has the worlds largest purple monkey dishwasher collection in his bedroom which has become a shrine to them.

recently became engaged to a group of purple monkey dishwashers and is pregnant with twins.:p

^ was trampled by a herd of enraged woolly mammoths during the last ice age

^^^ Vacationed in Tahiti last October and was disappointed by the lack of good coffee shops.

(That was last June)

^ Is actively fantasizing about Chicken McNuggets

^Enjoys painting cows pink while they sleep and then telling little children, "That's where Pepto Bismal comes from."

^ does not receive immense satisfaction by stepping on crunchy looking leaves

^painted a self portrait at the age of 5 and has continued to do so everyday since.

(the first half of that is true)

^ is named after a popular menu item from McDonald's

^^is a egotistical maniac

recently became engaged to a group of purple monkey dishwashers and is pregnant with twins.:p
lol that was hilarious. I had to say that :p

^^auditioned for crazy person of the year and won

<was fun too :p> ^^is the scum around the rim of the toilet bowl :p

^^thinks saying awesome classifies as being cool

^^^ Only knows that lie in english. Most of his lies are in Mandrin Chinese.

^^compliments me by saying i can speak mandarin

^^^ Confuses compliments with insults and insults with bannanas :p

^^doesnt know that insults is not a color

^^^is not making baseless lies :p

^^wears a dirty hat everytime he logs on because it makes him feel smart

^^^ is making sense...

(:O how dare you mock...:)) is secretly attracted to my avatar character

^^^ doesn't assume I know who his avatar character is...

^^just went on a hat burning rampage O.o crazy crazy man!

^^^ has been arrested for slander of the Lord of Hats. The Hat Land PD has no comment.

^^seriously needs to see a doctor about this hat thing(if you're not careful you'll end up like torana and her purple monkey dishwashers)

^gets their hands stuck in pickle jars often because they lika da pickles.

^^logs on in the nude:p

^^^ spies on water sprite from his bedroom window :p

^^thinks he's pretty clever(but seriously that was a good one:))

^^stole all the hats from hat land and ate them for breaky!

^^^ Is framing soujiroseta for a crime he totally commited

^^was exciled to dirty sock land for the crime of defacing hat land property by spray painting "HATS ARE STUPID" all over the buildings and Hat Statues! Shame on you!

Enjoys the company of Dora the Explorer.

^^^ Just helped me reconquer hat land. BOW TO US!

Does not enjoy forcing people to bow to him.

^^ and ....ofhats(demoted for vandalism) are planning to break out of the smelly sock prison tonight:eek:

^^^ Is recieving news two days late. I already broke out and work my way up to Duke :p

^^is unaware that i've been tailing him ever since he got out. we will get you!(that was a good one^^:))

^^^ Should have noticed the Ninja's that are about to kill him XD (I'll pay them monday)

^^should have noticed that his ninjas are dead. i used my special amakakeru-ryu-no-hirameki attack on them. just deposit the money in my account:)

^^^ Doesn't knwo the bank automatically forwards all his deposites to my Honduran Army :p

^^doesn't know that the honduran president is a close friend of mine.

^^^ forgot I'm the President of Honduras AKA Hat Land and hur me feelings :(

^^doesn't know that i know i know that, and was using it as a ruse to distract the guards to smuggle him back into hatland:)

^^^ Has been awarded the Hat Medal... wait that's not a lie...

has to disgracefully decline the Hat Medal and go on another mission.(that's a lie ill take it and go and gloat):D

^^Doesn't realise that I am standing right behind him with a blunt rusted saw blade and about to ram it through his rib cage :p fun fun

^^once again my amakakeru-ryuu-no-hirameki saves the day and knocks^^out<wow that was really detailed, i'm afraid:eek:

^^just won a billion dollars and flushed it down the toilet for fun <the above is part of a scene from a short story I am writing actually, quite gruesome really, but interesting in a sense>

is currently hitch-hiking the sewers in search of 1 million dollars of monopoly money:p

^^^ Has finished a game of monopoly! GASP! DUM DUM DUUUUMMM

^^has sacrificed left thumb in order to unclog the chatbox

^^washes his hair in the toilet bowl

^^gives guests white wine from the toilet bowl:p

^^ Cut off someone elses left thumb and gave it to me to replace my lost one. he has been awarded a Sombrero

^^got his head stuck in the septic drain after he looked down there trying to find his lost hat

(consistent lavatory connotations...hmmm)^^is currently cleaning her toilet

^^^ is perpetuatiing the violence enherient in the system!

^^thinks using big words makes his hat bigger<size doesn't matter. BTW thanks for the sombrero:D>

^^didn't realise the sombrero was from barbie's lst holiday so it is TINY! BAHAHAHA

^^^ Is par tof an autonomous collective that selects a reginal supervisors for one week

^^is the most intelligent person I have ever come across :p

^^^ Actually a platypus

^^needs to continue cleaning her toilet

BURN!

^^is a male supermodel :p hehehehe

^^is a female cosmonaut

lol ^^just walked into a glass door, knocked himself out cold and when he woke up found that his head had fallen into a massive pile of doggy poop!

^^is going to be the next winner of
Survivor
Writing Forums
outwit, outwrite, outpost

^^^ Seriously needs to stop living in the TV

(OMG ROTFLMAO at the last one :D XD XD XD)

^^has a crush on the newbie:p

^^^ Is the newbie being crushed on by a large 200 ton boulder XD

^^just discovered that the newbie is a commitment freak:)

^^^Has joined me in the hat asylum woooooooooo

^^goes to the asylum regularly to pick up chicks:D

^^^ married a chick in rehab (Kitten huffing is highly addictive)

^^has no more feasible responses to my falsified claims:p

^^heard I was riding a nuke to hell and decided to join me except he aimed it at the sun and had a far less entertaining time but literally found out what it was like to be the hottest person alove LOL :p

^Really likes Meatloaf's album "Bat out of Hell"

^^eloped with the gingerbread man

^ is the ginerbread man

^^thinks he's real funny

^^is a female swim suit model!

^Really likes Meatloaf's album "Bat out of Hell" <I do actually :redface:>

^ dances around in a tutu to Meatloafs - Bat out of hell

Holds the world record for blindfolded shotgun disassemble, clean, reassemble at exactly forty-six seconds. Favors Remington.

^^^ Is more slick than slippery

Secretly wishes that the ill-fated fad soft drink, Orbitz, would make a comeback.

^ writes with an octopus tentacle

Parties like a rock star.

^ talks backwards

Reh tsom evisnepxe eceip fo yrlewej si reh hctaw.

(Haha, nice job.)

^ Is actually a full grown Shoebill who just swallowed a lungfish whole.

Had been tracking the lungfish for weeks, on suspicion of being the wheel man in an armed liquor store robbery in west Boston.

(How'd you know!?)

^ When in reality was the mastermind behind the entire robbery.

Secretly wonders if Slippery "Feathers" Shoebill will attempt to bribe her into silence. Hopes he stole some good rum.

^ Is passionately in love with Rum.

Is immune to the ultimate power of chocolate.

(Le gasp :o)

^ Is as light as air.

^Has no eyes.

(Totally.)

^ Has 37 eyes, all on his back.

Made the mistake of feeding Sywo after midnight.

^ Has the ability of telepathy

^secretly reads everything he writes from a manuscript he stole from burger king:)

(She :P)

^ Has a diabolical plan to take over Canada.

(i stand corrected, my apologies madam)

^secretly wants to be a boy:D

(Haha!)

^ secretly wears a skirt and dances around in front of a mirror :P

lol

^ picks up Mom and twirls her twice around the kitchen

Secretly is the color pink, but doesn't want us to know.

^^thinks she's awesome:p

Because I am :o
Notreallythough. xD

^is deathly afraid of women.

^^has problem getting from point A to point B
(your intuition is creeping me out:eek:)

^ is actually point B and is eluding me and making me look like a lost puppy :(

^ is starting to confuse between lost puppies and lost humans..lol

^ is actually a Wolperting, and lives in Zamonia.

^^is making up weird words

(Nope :P Zamonia=where my favorite book takes place, and Wolpertings, happens to be the species of my favorite character in one of the books. Half deer, half dog.)

^ Is actually Soujiroseta Smyke, and is a giant shark-grub that lives off of cheating people from their money in Rumo... the card game.

^^is pretending to understand what she's typing

^ is actually a Chroma bear that goes by the name of Teddy. He is light orange in color and is a honey harvester by trade.

^^just jumped out of a plane and landed in a massive container of mouldy spaghetti

eww xD

^ Has a giant purple afro that she secretly uses to dance at the disko on Thursday nights.

lol ^^is secretly going into peoples homes while they are sleeping to steal the snot from their noses and she takes it home and eats it....(that made me squeazy)

Ewww xD

^ is actually a figment of our imagination

(as if)

^ is my chosen candidate for authoring Harry Potter and the Stinking Loos.

^ is really a buck-toothed polar bear.

lol ^^is secretly going into peoples homes while they are sleeping to steal the snot from their noses and she takes it home and eats it....(that made me squeazy)

come on torana, gross!!!

^^goes nude to sing lullabys to the homeless dogs in the park

xDDD These are great.

^ Wears hats all the time to hide the fact that the top of his head is a giant brain. :p

^^likes to sit inside the fridge and pretend to be a penguin

Creates magnificent snow sculptures...

Haha, that'd be awesome. I might be stupid enough to try the freezer :P

^ Is the new Frank Sinatra, and plans on singing a duet with Doris Day.

^^has problems digesting slush puppies

^^just stuck hi head in the toilet and got stuck in the s bend cause he wanted to see where the paper was headed......crazy! O.o

^^just ate up all of Mason's birthday cake and is now in a fix of what to do.....lol

^ has quick moments of insanity in which she thinks she can fit through a keyhole.

^ seems to hit nail harder through my head than a hammer.

^ Is a secret agent in the CIA, and plans to take over WF.org :p

^^randomly picks up dead leaves and bark, disguises them in expired peanut butter and submits it to the orphanage under false pretenses:p

^ kidnaps children lost in circuses.

^ was the first woman on the moon

^^doesn't spend enough time on WF:D

Haha :P

^ Wears a giant-rimmed hat, and dances around on his left foot, and rings bells to welcome the new year.

:eek:i feel like you knew me in a past life

^^stands in the middle of parades to serenade the passing animals

^ Never walks alone because he has five imaginary pals.

^^goes "Arrr!"

-puts on an eye patch, shows off her glamorous wooden, peg leg and grows a beard- You bet.

^Is a pirate lord from the world of Zamonia, and plans to take over the Mini-pirates way of life!

^^has a beard (now how awesome is that:D)

^ Is hairless! :p

^ has three eyes and a horn

Totally, I'm a triclops, but the Rhinoceros variation :p

^ Is Rala the first Wolperting Heroine

ha ha! love the name Rala though.


^ could be Zorro's first love..........

Does Zorro like Triclops?

^ She, being Rala married Rumo the Wolperting and later had pups that she abandoned in the very woods her parents abandoned her in.

^made me realise what I was losing and reconciled me with my darl pups.

^ Lives in the Impic Alpines

^ is an xcellent dragon-rider

^ is a Dragon

^ is from Mussoorie