^ Has a giant red beard.

^^ has a great red marker......lol

I wish. That would be awesome.

^ Never frowns.

^^occasionally stops blinking to see if flies will land on her eye

^^ is barmy in a cute way...lol

^ Danced with Barney the Dinosaur as a kid

^^loves Brad Pitt

xDDD Not exactly a horrible one there :p

^ Tap dances every time someone says her name.

lol......I dunno tap dancing :p ;)

^^is horrible in telling the truth

^ Has no mouth!

^^looks like zach braff

./gasp!! I wish, I'd love myself more then ever.

^ Is Life itself.

:eek:disturbing....
likes to be called barbie:p

Ewww, You'd better get to stepping if you're going to call me that! :p

^ Is Ken.

i get that alot, i dont know if its any good though

^^likes to kiss herself in the mirror

You bet!

^ Drinks coffee instead of water.

i do not see how that would be healthy

^^has scrunchies made of tree bark

I'd be a true Tree Hugger!

^ is a tree hugger :p -goes off to write-

^^is sweet bick during the day but goes G.I Jane on the baddies at night

Oh yeah.

^ Has 30 secret lovers all around the world. :o Bad you!

o i wish, although there would be an issue of logistics

^^has 30 fingers for typing fast

^ has no fingers :p

touche
^^is better than me at word games

:O Is that a challenge?

^ Made me start hiccuping!

^^just flew by soujiroseta's window and blew his brains just to see what it would be like to do a fly by shooting O.o

^^ likes 50 Cent's music...lol

xDDD Fly by shooting. Love it.

^ is actually an alien.

^^developed secret technology to enhance and improve the functions of the eyelash

^ Runs into walls to get the opposite sexs' attention.

^^always gives him attention for it too ^ ^

^ is madly in love with Barney the Dinosaur.

<that was scary Bick>

^^has brustling brellas

I actually loove Barney :p One of my favorite childhood characters.

^ gives children candy in dark alleys.

haha good one

consistently makes obscene erotic comments to random people in the public loo

<i'm scared of barney though :(>

^^just sat down and began munching out on bicks arm

Ouch! Bad! :p (Aww, I'm sorry. Are you really? xD I have so many figurines of him, and I sketch him on a daily basis. He's my main sketching character.)

^ Trips over her own feet to get attention

it hurts too btw <it's scary how many things I'm afraid of actually, and rather pethetic too!>

^^chews on toilet bowls for attention

Eww xD

^ Dances around nude in front of open windows :o

YIKES! I feel sorry for anyone that might look through the window! O.o

^^runs aroudn licking windows and says they taste like chocolate and started a cult for window lickers as well and she is the only member of the cult but trying to force me to join her in this madness!

You bet! I will do it by force if needed. I'll come and bombard your windows with licks.

^ Joined my cult and became the top window licker after she licked the window on the popes car.

HAHAHAHA that is hilarious and I would so do that just for the laughs it would get :p lol

^^Just licked ALL the windows in the White House and is now on the run from security and the police. RUN GIRL RUN!

:o Oh noez!

^ became the leader of our fine cult when she licked the presidents glasses, but is now on the run as they consider her a top terrorist.

Ooops! My Bad ^ ^

^was caught licking the window in the Presidents toilet at the White House and is now been locked away in solitary confiment in a straigt jacket away,, a VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY long way away, from the rests of humanity!

Oh good day! I always knew I belonged there. I'm home!

^ Is perfectly sane! :p

you guys and your licking cult
^^just licked the hide off of a buffalo

Bick that is grose darl >< I hope you cleaned your tongue off?! ><

^^Is desperately trying to get us to let him join our licking cult because he wants to be different just like us!

^ Got Soul to join our group, and together they licked all windows in their country.

^^ is now an official member of my WWIPA(worldwideinsanepeoplesassociation)!!

ive heard ross is a polygamist (im not sure if i spelt this right)

^ Joined our cult unofficially after licking the window on a space craft orbiting the Earth.

emmmmmmmmmmm

^ smells funny

You bet. I smell like window-licking fun.

^ Tap-dances on the moon every Friday, and refuses to invite me!

^^has now licked every cubicle window in the entire universe, even the ones on the aliem plamet! Yes I said Aliem Plamet and NOT alien planet.....

My tongue hurts now :( it's on a crutch.

^ broke her tongue when she tried to balance on it.

nooooooooooooooooooooooo! My poor tongue. Now how can I lick things....<and Bick LOL :p>

^^has gone in for replacement tongue therapy

^ traded tongues with me :o

^has a thoroughly kiss-ragged toungue now(lol)

^^just sliced me up into tiny little pieces with a rusted butter knife...THANK YOU!

^^is a piece of meat now whom I would offer to my dog, if I had one.

Ew xD that's so gross!

^ Freezes Torana so she can go to college, become a surgeon and fix her.

^^gets is so right NOT, will have to pay me a million to go into medical

Rofl, aw :p

^Dances on the moon everynight, then flies to Paris to have some pancakes.

^^likes to eat the scales off water things

Eww

^ Dated every woman in the world, and has a child on every continent :p

pfft two children on every continent:p

^^likes to stroke dying alligators

^ Married his Step Mother :o

:eek:
^^actually a ghost haunting the forums looking for things to scare

BOO >:D

^ Roams the earth looking for his killer, only to realize in ten centuries that his death was an accident.

lol:D
^^wants to lick the liberty bell

You bet!

^ Stole a NASA space ship just so he could lick Pluto, but soon realized Pluto didn't exist.

^^was with me on the NASA space ship and instead took us to neptune

^ Danced with me on Neptune, then taught me how to play the flute.

^^still cant play the flute and managed to communicate with the neptunian residents

^ Stole all of Neptunes apples and is now on the run.

^^faked being a neptunian and has been made their queen

^ Holds the current championship for underwater sumo wrestling.

^ secretly hunts down zombies that just haven't died yet.

^ Stands behind trees making the zombie mating call to make it easier for me.

^ breeds fussy bunnies.

^ Buys them all.

^ is currently working to produce an attack bunny with poisoned fangs.

^ Roller skates in an empty swimming pool wearing clothes made out of lolly wrappers.

^supplies said wrappers and frequently challenges me to a stunt competition.

^ Tried to win the championship from me several years running, but can never perfect my amazing techniques. Secretly plotting to turn my bunnies against me and steal the trophy.

^ actually wants the bunnies stolen because they have given rise to certain rumors.

^ Does the Stray Cat Strut on a nightly basis.

^ Plays the music on a beat up old boom box.

^ Is actually the Evil Doctor Dentist who plans on destroying the world through obesity and tooth decay by using the magic of cheap candy.

^ has just stumbled on to my evil plan because she is actually a super hero.

^ Has kidnapped the tooth fairy and sent out his goons Mr. Skittles and Senior Malto Ball to make sure that his worse enemies, the good guys of this tall-tell, The Pea and Colonel Corn don't show up.

LOL! O.K., that was a good one.

^ has teamed up with the Broccoli Avenger to defeat me.

that's actually from a real story I made as a child :p

^ Decided to flee from the country after the police found out about his twisted Monopoly (Candy, Gyms, Tooth Care, it all connects dear villian.) and is now on the run. Poor you!

^ has offered my a safe house to lie low for a while in exchange for a cut of my profits.

You bet!

^ Just ran off to Vegas to marry Miss Piggy, but on the way there he got beat up by Kermie with his brass knuckles.

^ tipped off the frog and gave him the brass knuckles. She's also a member of the Muppet Mafia.

^ Avatar is a portrait of himself

^ painted the portrait and kept a copy for herself.

^Is named Bick

^ is psychic and actually knows what happens next.

^Is the FBI hunting down mutants!

^ Ran around the world in 698 days.

^ Has a secret paln to use flubber to beat the record.

^ has a life sized statue of herself made entirely out of chewed gum.

^ Keeps stealing little bits of it. :p

^ Keeps a diary of her PM's.

^ Hires ninjas to break into my house to steal it and sell it on ebay.

^ Secretly bids on the diary to raise the price. (Shame on you Gone)

(It wouldn't work if other people didn't want it so much :p)

^ Sends photocopies so he can keep the original - under his pillow.

^^has a fetish with sniffing peoples behinds

^ Spends hours thinking up unusual fetishes.

^^spends every waking moment attempting to live out my creative fetishes

^test drives all of the fetishes before posting them. Is #652 even possible?

it is, you already proved that it is!

^ Jumps off cliffs just so she can lick the entire side of the cliff.

Is going to open an apple orchard.

^ Just ate every apple in the orchard and is now trying to run of with a very full belly

^is laughing as I double over in pain.

^ was put into jail, but the police took in pity, quickly letting you walk out. Only you couldn't, because your full tummy prevented you. Tough luck there buddy!

^ got copies of my mug shot for her next avatar.

^is shamelessly trying to pawn them things where ever he can

You bet :P

^ Is actually a species of bears that gets people to take them in, only to kill them in the night and steals all of their left toe rings.

shhh..you should never divulge such secrets!! LOL

Bick is actually the one who stalks out the homes and tells Chimmy which ones are worth invading!! :)

^ Pays me in toe rings but keeps the cash to herself.

You got it Baby!!!

^ Keeps going through my petty cash however...I think I saw an interesting pair of earrings!!...LOL

^ Collects shiny objects that she finds while walking.

^ Has quick whisps of insanity where he thinks he can turn into smoke and go through a keyhole and travels to Disney Land.

^ knows that I actually can do it and has developed the ability herself.

Rumpole never gives into believing anything but delusional lies...this true...:)

^ is trying to sike me out.

^ Just drank 78 cans of Cola to see if he would win the prize. Tummy ache!

^ is obessed with me being in pain.

^ Got in a terrible bike accident at the age of 6, making his face like it is in his avatar. :o

^ is just trying to bait me to know what i look like under the shadows.

^ Is actually /the/ shadows

^ knows we perfer to be called the light challenged

^Bick really needs (to) Run...LOL

^ knows we prefer to be called the light challenged

ROTF LMAO!!!Sorry but I just had to do this....hahaha...Wolfie you really need to seek therapy!!!...:p

^ doesn't trust Shadow Americans

^ Dances on clouds when no ones looking

(Well. I really need to concentrate on making these two RPG replies xD I'll be back later you two. Was lots of fun!)

^ Rumpole can't keep up his disguise when around Gnomes!!!

See you soon Bick.

^is actually lurking to watch the posts.

^ Dances with cranes in the swamps of Georgia.

^ wrestles gators for fun.

^^went dooper farce while the fargy farg from the fam brussled his brellas

^ is speaking in tongues?!!! LOL!

^^got blobbed by the blobber and has succumed to a life of deception and blobbery.

<I have a 4 year old with an awesome imagination and he has the coolest little sayings>

kmgklds d dsdnsd vsdnvksdvksdvmsdv vmdsv smd

My 1 year old's thoughts - besides MaMa, DaDa, Kat.

Aw.

^ Dances with mice inside his wall.

^ has a traveling ant circus.

^ Squished my traveling ant circus, so he took his mice and trained them for me.

^^is currently world record holder for longest continuous fart

Eww

^ eats the earwax of small children

^only pretends to be nice and sweet...;)

^ uses her avatar to cause people to relax before launching her Chim fist of fury.

^ believes that Wolves are far more superior than bears!

^ knows that this is true.

^ has a case of Wolf Goditis

^ has a case of the Wolfies.

^ has the case of the sniffilitous, and will never stop sneezing )= Poor thing.

^ secretly wishes on falling stars and the wishes actually come true.

Hi Bick!

Hey there! ./hug!

^ Dances on his roof every night and clucks to the moon!

^secretly rubs a teddy bears belly and makes a wish

You bet!

^ Secretly goes into my room every night to turns my nightlight off so I when I run to check on the kitten I fall over all the stuff I leave on my floor.

^^is really a great big giant huntsman spider and chased me out of my own home this morning! <sobs quietly in the corner>

./puts on a tophat ./evil laugh You bet >:D

^ is that damned bat that I fear so much and goes after my head just for the fun of it!

<and it is soooooooooooo much fun too :p>

^^is a purple monkey dishwasher! <sorry I just love saying that :p>

^ is really a superhero.

^ Is really a super villian named Andy McFrank, known rattle thief. Your main phrase "Taking your childhood one rattle at a time."

^^is the dish that ran away with the spoon!

^ Actually adores that spider, and actually plans on eloping with it next week but gets her neighbors to shoo it so no one will get suspicious.

<cries> that is a scary thought!>

^^is a fly stuck to a sticky piece of paper...

^ is not a red-eyed, pot-bellied cyclops with floppy ears, a red stretch mark, some odd stomach hairs, and a big white navel, if you turn ^ avatar upside-down.

^ is an actual magic wielder that fights crime on alternate Thursdays

^ got his name from downing 40,000 liters of rum through a hollowed out vaulting pole.

^ Is actually Rumo's best friend for life Urs, whom is a terrier Wholperting that loves to cook and is the 5th best swordsman in the city of Wholperting.

Hey Rumo:D

^ just confused me with the term "Urs"

^ is just trying to hise the fact she is Urs.

^ has a collection of bunny lint.

^ forgot to say cute fuzzy lint.

^ hasn't got any of that yet.

^ is sending me a package soon.

^ obviously enjoys daydreaming about non-existant packages in the mail - go on rump, order on line - the postie will never know what he's delivering ;)

^ Is covering her tracks in case PETA gets involved.

^ Has a strange fascination with tea bags.

^ started collecting socks.

^ wants to send me his. (thanks but, I got my own ;))

^ has stolen mine.

^ told me they were mistakenly made for feet with 6 toes.

^ making me laugh to try and distract me from the game.

^has a thing for mutant feet.

^ fell for my plan, obviously.

*takes over the world with ease*

^ will soon face the Resistance!

^ can't gather enough support. :p

^ Traitors in her midst.

^ Will roll over for Scuby Snacks

^ Is a bookhunter in the deep caverns under the city of the dreaming books and will die by the hand of the notorious Shadow King.

^ is just pure evil for saying that!

^went through all the libraries in the world with a flamethrower and made sure every book was burnt to ashes O.o

-le gasp!-

^ Helped him by running into the presidents office naked, and then burning all of his books.

lol was fun too :p :p

^^was right along side me the whoile time :S

You bet!

^ Is actually her character Erie! Poor insanity!

^ sends hidden messages in her avatars.

has started a streaking revolution O.o run for you r damn lives people! O.o

^ not-so-secretly wants to join in on the streaking!

^ALready has joined in :p

^ALready has joined in :p


With rings on my fingers and bells on my toes. :D

^ dances around on his roof naked and meows at the moon

^ dances around on his roof naked and meows at the moon


^ Longs to join me! :D

^ won't let me join him because he turns into an evil werecat after his odd behaviour and would suck my blood dry.

^ won't let me join him because he turns into an evil werecat after his odd behaviour and would suck my blood dry.


But I'm a vegan werecat! Promise!


^ doesn't like werecats :rolleyes:

^ Is actually a carnivorous beast that plans to eat me in my sleep tonight.

^ has laid out bear traps just in case her last post was true.

^ is going to hide in my tree with a sniper rifle, just in case

^ will sneak me out snacks while I wait.

Hi Bick.

./hug Rumo!!

Hey :D

^ Will watch as I try and sneak out but end up getting stuck in one of my own traps!

^ knows I will disable the traps by remote.

^ Is funneling the rain over here and tricking me into thinking it's storming out there

^ is collecting the funnelled water to begin a water balloon fight.

^ Is going to be the team leader of the water balloon fight and is going to win!

^ will be manning the hose as back up.

./cocks the hose

^ Just bombarded a 9 year old with water grenades and has his water gun blasting in the 12 year olds face. Go Rumo! :p

^ is choosing the targets. Ooohh here comes a mail man.

^ Just dove into a vat of perfume so he would smell like Sweet Pea

^ will use the hose to get the smell off of me.

I'm out. See you later Bick.

./hug!

Bye rumo, have fun

^ Is actually part of the CIA and isn't actually going home.

^ knows that is supposed to be a secret!

^ tied me to a chair and beat me with gummie worms for saying anything

^ just distracted me by the thought of gummi worms.

I love gummie worms (=

^ Thinks gummie worms come from the dirt.

^ would love the homemade dirt pie we had for my son's 1st b-day. (3 kinds of chocolate and gummi worms)

that's so cool xDD

^ Just ran a marathon over 10 million gummie worms and won't share the prize of eating them all.

^^just went dooper farce while the fargy farg from the fam brustled her brellas....

<I love saying that lol>

^ Is actually a fallen angel sent to save us all from a horrible death when the world ends in 368 days.

^ Is really a mystic, from The Dark Crystal.

^ Once rented a room from Ogra from the Dark Crystal.

^ Dances while he swims in the ocean

^ Lives in the ocean and feeds off of Poseidon's nipple

What a beautiful picture you paint.

^ Lost his fingers in a bad lawn mowing accident and paints with his toes.

^ Doesn't realize I'm parapalegic

^ is secretly hidden in his avatar.

^ knows more than he should

^ Is a professional hunter of toe rings.

^^belongs to an international circle of illegal thumb wrestlers who plan to take over hawaii:)

^ Loves bald midgets.

^ Is a bald little person. (midget is not PC, tsk, tsk) ;):p

^ is actually a computer program given artificial intelligence

Hey Wrey

^ is actually a computer program given artificial intelligence

Hey Wrey


Wolfie!!


^ Is a secret agent belonging to an elite cadre of enhanced humans from Section 9 trying to track me down within the system because they fear that my A.I. status will somehow destroy society as we know it.


Call me the Puppet Master. (name that manga!) :D

^ is secretly mass producing himself to thwart my efforts.

^ is secretly mass producing himself to thwart my efforts.


*I am everywhere. It is no longer correct to refer to myself in the singular. I am now we, and we cannot be stopped. Try your best, agent Wolfie. We are ready for you!* :cool:

^Actually my plan involves keeping you busy by placing calls where there is no body on the other end. LOL!

^Actually my plan involves keeping you busy by placing calls where there is no body on the other end. LOL!



LOL ! ! ! :D

That was definitely the theme of my work day today!