^is wearing a pink ballerina skirt, RIGHT NOW!

(Doh, that was meant for rumpo)

^ helped me pick it out! :D

BTW, it's actually sunset rose, not pink. ;)

^supplied me with cuban cigars

^ Is actually from the CIA and takes tabs on all of us

^Is a CIA agent who sells cuban cigars!

Whoot! Baseless lies game is back (= It's my favoritest.

^ Is actually the one that supplies me with those Cuban cigars, and spikes them with hallucinogens for laughs.

^ Has an army of kittens that no one can resist. :D

You bet!!

^ Just got attacked by all my kittens and got a bunch of kitten hickeys and kisses!!

^ has invented a new ice-cream flavour especially for kittens - and is calling it Bicky's Hickeys Super Creamy Tuna Ice Cream.
:D

^saw a shooting star and made a wish for a kitten. The kitten appeared and ate her.

^ is the reason that shooting star flew by, and is a Kitten King.

^is the kitten queen.

^ His Avatar is actually what the inside of his eye looks like up close.

^her avatar isn't an eye!

Correct,it's my foot.

^ Is infatuated with the idea of feet and secretly has pictures of the feet of many actresses.

^ actually took all the photo's and only got the feet from being such a terrible photographer.

Pffttt

^ Is the reason I'm such a bad photographer, and kicked me each time just so he could get the photos later!

^ got photographed by lots of people after i kicked them and appeared all over the news and magazines for looking like such a loony.

^ Trained an army of ants to attack an devour anyone eating spinach.

I'd be dead in a heartbeat.

^ Is actually an ant from the colony and plans on eating him!

^is the entire ant colony! 0_o yes she is talented!

^ Loves all that is pink and fluffy :eek:

^ has a better avatar than the purple dinosaur

^is the purple dinosaur

^ loves her collection of 1001 pink teddy bears

<that is cruel Cogito, utterly cruel> ^^is Priscilla Queen of the Desert :p

loves all that is pink and fluffy ^loves pink fluff.

^^Is a toilet brush!

^is Sir Almost-nobler-than-Sir-nobler-than-Steve-but-just-not-quite-as-noble-but-is-still-nobler-than-steve.

^lol ^ is the computer chair in which he is located

^ Is an Elfin translator.
:)

^is a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater! :p

^ Just passed by and licked my window because it tasted like a silk chocolate pie

^is a figment of my imagination

^^has a user name and avatar that match:)

^ Is actually his character Jackson and runs around eating daisies.

^ Sleeps on a bed of daisy chains! :)

^went dooper farce while the fargy farg from the fam brustled her brellas

^ Gets sinister enjoyment from confusing people!

^ is actually Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs.

<Gone that isn't a lie :D> ^ Is obsessed with those pics of Maynard....

^ has a life sized cardboard cut out of Springsteen that she says good night to every night.

^takes a lifesize cut out of Maynard to bed every night :p

^ is getting a tattoo on her left hand that says Pink and another on her right that says more pink.

<Gone that isn't a lie :D>

That just goes to show you how confused I was, lol. :D

^paints portraits of bunnies on to random Sandmans (cars - for those that don't know).... :p

^Is getting Maynards face tattoed on the left side of his chest and his name down his left arm as well

^ has I love GNR tattoed over her eyes. Must've really hurt ... but then again you are a superfan!

^is stalking Maynard and stole his unmentionables and is on the run from his body guards as we speak!

^ is the lead member of Girls and Poses - a GNR tribute band.

<now that is a lie lol> ^ is the most serious person I have ever met :p lol

^^can swallow a whole watermelon and spit out the seeds afterwards

You know? That would be totally awesome!!

^ Does watermelon spitting contests with me every Sunday!

^^always mistakes sunday for Thursday

^ Whistles while he spits the seeds because he has mad skillz!

has abnormally large taste glands and can guess the recipe of any kind of chocolate from a mile away

That would be awesome!!

^ Totally just tossed a chocolate pie at my face so he could hear me say the recipe because he forgot it.

^ Has a real-life Daffy Duck that steals apples for her private stash! :eek:

^ is actually a hyperevolved tadpole named Maurice.

^ Is jealous because he wants to be named Maurice. :)

^ had the entire lyrics to Sedated tattooed on her thigh.

:eek: Need I mention a certain Julie Andrews movie?

^ Is currently heading for the hills, screaming "I'll have nun of that!"

^ is actually Julie Andrews and has been stalking me for months!

^ Wears a t-shirt that says "I just can't break the habit".... With a picture of Maria on the back. :)

^ used photoshop to create that image to feed her obsession with me.

^shot the sheriff

^ Is the Sheriffs crazy wife who plans on getting her murderous revenge with an everyday stapler...

^ ate a cat.

./cries!

Never everever!

^ Is actually married to Tom Kaulitz ;)

^Is starting on the hamster next

Actually, that's not a bad idea

^ Gave me the complimentary hamster with the picture of the foot, since she's the queen of photographing feet.

^gave me the camera I used for my feet snapping. Also chased me with a crocodile.

^ Forgets I was only chasing her because she has a crocodile fetish!

^^Ate my punching bag!!!

You bet I did MUAHAHAA

^ Whipped me to death for eating it!!

What did you expect? ^is now my new punching bag :p <jokes sweetness, I could never>

Aww ./hugsquish

^ Beats me with cotton candy! :p

lol ^ate all my cotton candy

Yup! And I don't regret it!

^ Is the reason I didn't listen to myself when I said I should do something! So is the reason I have to redo 17 images on my avatar :eek:

whoops! My bad :D ^^is going to devote her life to finding me the perfect horror film

Yes!

^ Found the best horror film ever and won't share with me D:

hehehehehe! Evil, I am pure evil! ^has just buried me alive in a coffin filled with pink rose petals instead of barbed wire roses like I asked her to!

Le gasp!

^ Just dug herself out with her razor sharp nails!

^is off to murder RUmpole and Foxy :D

DD: Noo!

^ Will help me!

^discovers super-powers and but is driven to use them for evil by that pesky pair

Muahahaha

^ Just got in our way! Uh oh!

^ Wears purple flares with golden platform shoes... and a sparkly beret. :)

^Gives Bick fashion pointersand firmly believes the day will come when tie-die waistcoats decorated with embroidered silk flowers with tassels and beads will be back in style.

:eek: Strangers always know my secrets....

^ has employed spies to gather intelligence on WF members and one day plans to scandalously use the results as the basis for a TV soap!

^Wishes she wasn't cool because she is.

^ Stole a police car so he could drive through a shopping mall Blues Brothers style, but stalled outside Starbucks and ended up having hot chocolate with extra marshmallows... Last seen escaping custody leaving a trail of chocolate powder behind....

^Has worn the same pair of socks for 2 weeks, claiming she has never felt so confident :P

^is a figment of my imagination

^ has discovered the secrets of manifesting a figment of the imagination into a physical presence - just so she could have two WF accounts! :eek:

^ has a talking dog that fights crime on the weekends.

^ Is the talking dogs' arch nemesis.

^ Sold the talking dog to the local police force for a tidy sum

^ Employs random superheroes to search the world for missing socks.

^ is secretly plotting to replace the world water supply with Aussie beer.

^ Can't wait for me to bring my plan to fruition and is buying massive stocks to expedite the proceedings. :)

^ is planning to run for President of Planet Earth shortly after her plan is enacted.

^ Is my campaign manager.

^ promised me the position of Vice president.

^ Knows full well that position goes to Igor as a reward for his years of faithful service. :)

^ knows this means I will release those compromising tapes.

^ Thinks that comprising means compromising. :p

lol - sorry, couldn't resist. :D

^ is seeing things.

^ is obviously quick with the edit button - so that's how you made those tapes.....

^ knows there is no proof of editing.

^ wears clothes made out of discarded chip packets. :)

^ Licks all the bags

^Smells like goats milk!

Eww :(

^ Drinks rotten goat milk! Hah!

died, pulled a Jesus, and rose from the dead

^ met Jesus on the side of the street last night.

^IS Jesus

^IS a mouse.

^doesn't really own a computer chair

I'm Jesus? I have sexy hair then.

^ Didn't think that was absurd to say and yearns for Jesus's hair.

^is being attacked by my children instead of me today! ^_^

^has sexier hair than Jesus

;) You bet

^ Fawns over my hair that's sexier then Jesus's and plans on cutting it off in my sleep and selling it on ebay.

^buys sexier-than-Jesus's hair on ebay.

^^could be a side dish at a vegetarian restaurant...

^ Is the vegetarian that's going to eat her.

^^hunt down rats in her house while sleep walking and singing Delila

^ Is a rat terrorist!!

^^uses industrial strength glue to tie down her 6th toe:)

^just realised that there is no fargy farg in the fire thinger and now the fire thinger has come alive and attacked him and his brellas that were burstled by the fargy farg from the fam, have been burnded off! o_O <lol I love kids>

^ Has a daisy patch in her garden inhabited by fairies! :)

^ Picks all of Furstin's orange daisies so she can deliver them to me :p

^ wants them to make daisy milk shakes.
:)

^ had a secret crush on an underworld figure known as Juan "The Panther" Wonderfullo.

^ Is the Beer-stealing midget ninja! :eek:

^ leaves the door unlocked so I can help myself to the cheesecake in the fridge.

>_< That's just cruel! ^ Says that so I eat all the cheesecake in the fridge and leave the beer - because that's what you actually steal, and beer and cheesecake don't mix.

^^Has just been locked in the loony bin for saying that a bowl of brussell sprouts was cheesecake....that is sheer lunacy!

^ is currently enjoying a frosty cheesecake and beer smoothie.

^^Is currently doing the exact same thing...

^ downloading GNR music.

^Helped me form the meatharvestingism club. We kill cows.

^^Downloading Tool music while obsessing over a lifesize cardboard cutout of Maynard!

^ randomly goes up to people and screams "Think Pink!"

^Slaughters cows with his bare hands and teeth.

^^Jyust licked Maynards feet

^Was sucking Maynard's toes while I licked Maynard's feet.

Feet are disgusting. I can't even touch feet with my hands let alone do that. LOL! :p ^^Was fighting with RUmpole over who was going to suck Maynard's toe jam off his feet and toes.

^Was lieing about hating feet.

^ knows it actually wasn't much of a fight. Tori won.

^would totally suck someone's toes for a dollar.

^ would do it for free.

^Would totally pay a dollar to suck someone's toes.

^^Has killed everyone to suck on Maynard's toe!

^Killed himself when he realized he wouldn't be allowed to suck on Maynard's toe.

^ Uses a tape recording of Tarzans' yell to announce his arrival at parties.

That... would be awesome.

^ Puts on a tophat everytime she hears a catcall.

^ Keeps cat calling because she thinks it's funny to see me scrambling for my top hat! :p

^ begins to sing show tunes after she puts on the hat.

^ Is coaching me in all the songs from Sound of Music.

:)

It is my DREAM to be able to catcall!

^ Tapdances to the beat

^ is GW's personal choreographer for the production.

^is tap-dancing MASTER

^ is my tap dancing rival.

^is no match for my l33t tap-dance skillz

^ is resorting to trash talk because she fears my skills.

^ Stole my cake! :eek:

:(

(It was very good)

^ employs a personal chef and then takes credit for his work.

^is a personal chef who dreams of starring in Highschool Musical 3

^ Is the producer of High School Musical 3 and dreams of taking down Disney witht hat pathetic example of cheesyness!

^ is actually Walt Disney himself having risen from cryogenic storage.

(I wish :P)

^ Cross-Dresses as Snow White

^ Played doppy in snowwhite.

^ Played my understudy

^ Has been telling the truth on this tread.

^ Eats hamsters on wedensdays and squirrels on sundays.

^ Taught me how to cook hamsters and squierls

^ forgot to add he is an obsessive lier :D

^ Also eats cats and goats

^ Enjoys rodents with bbq sauce

^ Once smoked weed (But she claims she didn't inhale) {LOL Bush you rascal you}

^Gave me said weed

^ Doesn't exist!!

^ secretly is training mice as computer programmers to create a virus that sends everyone to the word games thread.

^one of said mice

^plans to take over the world by killing one cat at a time

^ Is countering that with a dog army!

^ Was admited to a mental hospital for showing traits of a serial killer. Later found out they ment Cereal.

^ Found a dog and killed it because they thought it was a female squirrel. They later ran for vice president of Russia, but were executed for racism.

^Thinks all asains look alike.

^ Is the evil twin of the real Tsukuru

^^has weak kung-fu

^ Once said "I'm am bleeding so clearly I am the victory" After losing a Kungfu match.

^is kung-fu champion

^ lives in the jungle with Tarzan and Jane

^ Is Jane.

^ Has hair exactly like Vegeta from DBZ. (Non SS ;))

(AWSOME HE"S THE BEST CHARICTER!)
^ Is Emo! Run before you get infected.

^ Secretly wants to be emo!

^ is a soul eating Wergily Wak (Yes i totaly made this name up off the top of my head lol)

^ lol, is obsessed with random imaginated animals!

In truth I am a Wergily Wak special agent :cool:

^wishes he was a Wergily Wak special agent

Mousie is secretly 5 years old.

( Hey, I am too...on the inside :P )

^ Is one of those maniacal laughter's that send chills up the scariest of creatures backs ;)

Yay, I'm evil!

Bick hates purple and green dinosaurs.

^ Smells of elder berries.

./LE GASPETH

^ Dresses as Barney so he can steal all the childrens' candy!

^ Has a house made out of lego!

:)

----So on Halloween, do you eggo her Legos?----

(sorry for interrupting the game)

<lol - I'd invite a bunch of people around for a real life game of Tetris :D - and it's no interruption.... :)>

^ Is the Pink Panther on weekends.

:p

^Seems to think Australia is a type of shoe

^ sits on the television and watches the sofa.

^ Owns a real dragon!

:)

^ Is the dragon

^ Is that one lazy dragon slayer that sends his wife out to do the dirty work. Note, this is his 28th marriage.

^^chews on rotting leaves to try and stop the cavities in her mouth from spreading.

^ Supplies me with the rotting leaves :o

^^wont buy leaves from anywhere else

^Buys the leaves wholesale

^ steals easter eggs from the easter bunny and melts them down to create miniature statues of Tom Cruise!

^Buys the statues!

^^collects the chocolate Tom Cruises and keeps them in a refrigerated shrine below the carcass of the easter bunny on the mantlepiece.

^ sat down at the dinner table with me to eat the yummy yummy Rabit stue that I made with the easterbunny.

^ Cried at the end of Bambi - out of sympathy for the hunter. :eek:

^ Cried at the end of titanic out of sypathy for the ship.

<I cried all the way through Titanic - I do not like that movie :p>

^ Just stole my coffee to give it to a lost llama in Germany - which he swears is an Emperor in disguise.

^Doesn't belive that the Llamma is the emporer! (Which of course he is, just look at those hairry legs!)

^ Posts pictures of the llama's hairy legs at every train station.

^Asked for some private copies of the Pictures.

^^looks to use the private pictures of emperor llama to photoshop GWishing into them and cause an international scandal.

^Paid me to do it.

^^is asking for more money to get it published in Time.

^ needs help getting dressed from mummy

^ Has wisps of insanity where she thinks she can breath underwater, and has on multiple times almost drowned.

^ pretends to be a lifeguard so she can run across the beach like Pamela Anderson

Mrowwwl, you bet.

^ Puts rocks in front of me so I will trip and fall!

^ needs help getting dressed from mummy
:eek: i do not

^^is confused by the shape of the number...1

^ is cursed with the same affliction and meant to type 7

^^likes to sit inside the fridge and pretend to be a penguin

^ Won't wear any other coloured socks but green, with silver polka dots.

^^is the ginger bread man/woman

^finds gingerbread men/women extremely attractive

^^lives in phoenix:p

^ enjoys wading through rivers on stilts, pretending to be a flamingo.

^isn't really named Lucy :p

^^tries to amplify the conversation between various types of dust

^enjoys conversation with little children when they discuss my little pony!

^ has a hidden camera set up to catch the toys when they come to life at night.

:)

^ Makes the toys come to life with black mojo. I mean magic.

^^has neglected to tell them that th little pony is actually an evil lizard

^ is actually the drawing in his avatar brought to life through pixie magic.