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soujiroseta
06-14-2008, 08:35 PM
^^..........?..............what he said........:D

Gone Wishing
06-14-2008, 08:36 PM
^ dresses up like a werewolf to disguise the fact that he is a pixie.

Rumpole40k
06-14-2008, 08:38 PM
^ is currently trying to create a live action version of the board game, "Candy Land".

soujiroseta
06-14-2008, 08:43 PM
^^just killed his dentist because his dental condition is irreversible.

Rumpole40k
06-14-2008, 08:44 PM
^ framed me for the murder b/c he is actually a mutant cavity bent on world domination.

Gone Wishing
06-14-2008, 08:56 PM
^ totally wants to bring disco back in fashion - cowboy style....

:p

Rumpole40k
06-14-2008, 08:58 PM
^ is hoping to me my number 1 model.

soujiroseta
06-15-2008, 07:49 AM
^^wants to ruin everyone's christmas because he has no facial features

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 09:14 AM
^ Super-glues his fingers together and pretends to be a duck when he's bored.

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 10:45 AM
^ actually know how much wood a woodcuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 10:54 AM
^ loves to eat sardines dipped in molasses. ew!

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 10:56 AM
^sniffs the breath of people after they have eaten those sandwiches and says "AHHH that's the stuff!"

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 10:59 AM
:eek: That is so wrong.

^^ Pretends he is a monkey at the zoo to get free bananas.

soujiroseta
06-15-2008, 11:04 AM
^^sticks a wireless adapter into her head and tries to log onto WF.org

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 11:10 AM
(If only that would work!)

^secretly fights crime on alternate Fridays.

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 11:14 AM
^ Is addicted to unusually flavoured ice creams.

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 11:17 AM
^ sneaks into children rooms at night pretending to be the tooth fairy, wakes them up, and says "Once I have all your teeth, I'm coming for the rest of you."

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 11:28 AM
^ Collects used ear plugs.

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 11:33 AM
^ at Christmas time sets up a picket line in front of Mall Santas charging that they are unfair to elves.

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 11:38 AM
^ Puts a pebble in his shoe so he can always walk with a rock in his stride. lol

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 11:43 AM
^ spends her afternoons in supermarkets waiting for parents to tell their children they can't have candy, then buys the candy and eats it while the children watch.

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 11:49 AM
^ Spends Saturdays opening cans of coke and just letting the bubbles tickle his nose. :p

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 11:53 AM
^ has three ton s of small paper bits to throw at people just in case.

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 11:56 AM
^ rolls them up to make them easier to flick. :)

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 11:58 AM
^yells at people who throw away the bits after she hits them because they should be recycling.

soujiroseta
06-15-2008, 04:30 PM
^^still hasn't denied the coke bubbles incident

Gone Wishing
06-15-2008, 09:25 PM
^ is trying to start a fashion trend by wearing two different shoes.

Rumpole40k
06-15-2008, 09:34 PM
^ knows all the lyrics to every Sesame Street song ever made.

Gone Wishing
06-16-2008, 08:38 AM
^ continually denies that he wrote "Achy Breaky Heart".

chad.sims2
06-16-2008, 12:25 PM
^Suffers from Autodysomophobia. (And your going to have to google it to find the joke
And Rumpole suffers from Bibliophobia. Thats why he can only write at his computer.

FantasyWitch
06-16-2008, 12:33 PM
^ Fancies Brad's Pits ;)

soujiroseta
06-16-2008, 03:59 PM
^^real name s vivian

Gone Wishing
06-16-2008, 09:15 PM
^ believes he is a cup cake.


^Suffers from Autodysomophobia. (And your going to have to google it to find the joke


Finally! A diagnosis for this ailment I suffer!

soujiroseta
06-16-2008, 09:55 PM
^^has to get into a bathing suit and swim in a tub of hot mud to start her brain in the morning

Mousie
06-16-2008, 10:05 PM
^^is really Soujiro, trying to get Ruroni Kenshin back on the air.

chad.sims2
06-16-2008, 10:06 PM
^Is so absessed with her he saves all the mud in his swiming pool.

OK that was meant for the guy so i'll do another.
^Plays with GI Joes

soujiroseta
06-17-2008, 12:00 AM
^^plays with limited edition trailer trash barbies

FantasyWitch
06-17-2008, 04:53 AM
^ eats the head off of limited edition barbies and then gives the bodies to little girls.

Gone Wishing
06-17-2008, 09:20 AM
^ will only eat chocolate it's in the shape of a chicken.

Rumpole40k
06-17-2008, 09:38 AM
^ collects nose hairs from men named Harry who are hairy.

Gone Wishing
06-17-2008, 09:44 AM
^ favourite snack is scones spread with toe-jam.

Rumpole40k
06-17-2008, 09:48 AM
^ is building a statue in honor of me using chocolate, popcorn, and marshmallows.

Gone Wishing
06-17-2008, 09:50 AM
^ supplied the blueprints and popcorn - demanding the biggest afro in the southern hemisphere.

Rumpole40k
06-17-2008, 09:55 AM
^ has already been declared the owner of the 2nd biggest afro in the world. (Remember those nose hairs? WHat did you think she was doing with them?)

Gone Wishing
06-17-2008, 09:59 AM
^ knows how to treat a lady.

Hmmm.....

Rumpole40k
06-17-2008, 10:06 AM
^ actually meant that last remark but will swear she didn't to keep up street cred.

Gone Wishing
06-17-2008, 10:11 AM
^ is always busy spreading rumours about my coolness factor to increase my street cred - it's kinda annoying. ;)

soujiroseta
06-17-2008, 11:03 AM
^^is a locust from gears of war

Lunar_Eclipse123
06-17-2008, 11:25 AM
^^ Eats cheesecake.

Aurora_Black
06-17-2008, 11:28 AM
^ Actually adores the sun instead of moon (play dramatic music, Da da DAAA!!!!)

Lunar_Eclipse123
06-17-2008, 11:41 AM
^^ Likes to paint with watercolors instead of acryllic paints.

soujiroseta
06-17-2008, 12:32 PM
^^likes to eat fingers instead of food

Gone Wishing
06-18-2008, 01:30 AM
^ Found a time machine and is in the future.

soujiroseta
06-18-2008, 02:59 AM
^^is too into searching the rubbish bins for neglected barbie dolls

Gone Wishing
06-18-2008, 09:55 AM
^ Runs a Barbie doll rescue centre.

FantasyWitch
06-18-2008, 10:58 AM
^ fancies Action Man!

Gone Wishing
06-19-2008, 09:47 AM
^ Has an army of leprechauns at her beck and call!

Castle of Ruins
06-19-2008, 02:50 PM
^ Spends half of her day reading the nutrient fact labels on cereal boxes, and the other half contemplating on how this effects her daily life. ;)

Bick
06-19-2008, 02:52 PM
^ Eats the cereal boxes themselves, thinking that what his mother said when he was younger, about it being more nutritious then the actual cereal was true. :eek: Yummy.

Castle of Ruins
06-19-2008, 06:00 PM
^ Eats the cereal boxes themselves, thinking that what his mother said when he was younger, about it being more nutritious then the actual cereal was true. :eek: Yummy.

(Now how would you know that about me, not even my best friends know!
Perhaps I haven't been as cautious as I should have been.):D

^ Is so obsessed with the medieval times, that she always wears old-fashioned clothing, reads medieval books, and puts on medieval make-up (if there is such a thing). ;)

Bick
06-19-2008, 08:32 PM
Or maybe lack there of makeup? :p

^ Has a toe-ring fetish and has on multiple times been thrown in jail for stealing the toe rings off of peoples feet as they walk.

Rumpole40k
06-19-2008, 08:34 PM
^ plots to remake Bambi and have the mother survive (but not the hunter).

Bick
06-19-2008, 08:37 PM
Yes! :p

^ plans to have Darth Goofy play C'tzr for next years Star Wars.

FantasyWitch
06-20-2008, 08:55 AM
^ Thinks the child Anikin Skywalker is hot :P

Shadow Dragon
06-20-2008, 09:16 AM
^ Thinks that the matrix is real and that she's the one.

Gone Wishing
06-22-2008, 10:51 AM
^ Glows in the dark.

soujiroseta
06-23-2008, 08:42 PM
^^wishes she was fishing

chad.sims2
06-23-2008, 08:51 PM
^^ Your mom wishes she was fishing. (LOL simple and sweet, come back that never fails)

soujiroseta
06-23-2008, 08:54 PM
well....you...arghhhh!!!
i got nothing.
^^oooh, wants to get married at the same time as his precious Sim....

Torana
06-23-2008, 09:42 PM
^has a fluffy rabbits tail <I'm not very creative today and my creativity that I do have is macabre so I'll go with something not so macabre lol>

Salinye
06-23-2008, 09:56 PM
^ Secretly wants to be Brittany Spears and can often be found dancing in next to nothing singing "Oops I did it again" at the top of her lungs. :p

Torana
06-23-2008, 10:14 PM
<that made me cry....> ^^Is the scum around the toilet basin...

FantasyWitch
06-24-2008, 04:16 AM
^ Likes Mary Poppins and has the umberella so she can prod cats and dogs with it :D

Torana
06-24-2008, 07:37 AM
lol ^ is the last cat that I prodded with the umbrella and is now running around with my umbrella stuck in her side while I am chasing her with a lump of wood so I can get my umbrella back to prod more cats and dogs with it.

FantasyWitch
06-24-2008, 07:54 AM
^ Ate my mouse!

Torana
06-24-2008, 08:04 AM
Ick! ^ate a bowl full of maggots and slime

Bick
06-24-2008, 10:32 AM
Ewww

^ Decided to retire from window licking, but on the way to her retirement she had to lick the outside window of her plane to the Bahamas.

Castle of Ruins
06-24-2008, 12:01 PM
^ Speaks some sort of gibberish.

Bick
06-24-2008, 12:16 PM
^ Lives in Hawaii, working as a professional hula dancer.

Castle of Ruins
06-24-2008, 12:31 PM
^ Lives in Hawaii, working as a professional hula dancer.

Hula dancing? How insulting! Though I'm very glad I am professional at it. :D

^ Claims that she can understand what animals are saying.

Salinye
06-24-2008, 01:15 PM
^ is only insulted because his extreme belly dancing talent was mistaken for hula dancing. :D

Castle of Ruins
06-24-2008, 01:36 PM
^ is only insulted because his extreme belly dancing talent was mistaken for hula dancing. :D

I'm glad someone finally realizes my extreme talent. :D

^ Is an extremely picky eater. She despises all vegetables (though she does happen to like potatoes when they are fried), hates melons, cereal, and milk. Fortunately, not many people know about this problem. For when she is invited to eat food with a group of people, she covers her plates of food with napkins (so no one can see the food), asks to be excused, and throws all the food in the wastebasket. ;)

Salinye
06-24-2008, 06:33 PM
All LIES! Filthy lies I say! :0) I love me some veggies!

^ is just a hater against vegetables because he is just a high functioning Carrot!

Rumpole40k
06-24-2008, 06:38 PM
^ has secretly infiltrated McDonald's and begun substituting meatless veggie patties.

Salinye
06-24-2008, 06:40 PM
lol well it certainly couldn't make the burgers WORSE!

^ is secretly in love with Ronald McDonald. (It's the shoes. Admit it.)

Rumpole40k
06-24-2008, 06:48 PM
^ is actually a private eye hired by Ronda McDonald (ROnald's wife) to see if he's having an affair.

Time_Froze
06-25-2008, 12:32 PM
^ Knows absolutely nothing about anything, yet pretends to know everything about nothing.

Salinye
06-25-2008, 12:40 PM
^ Secretly walks around his house in a cloak and fake white beard and makes people call him "Gandalf (sp?) The White. (Sorry if I butchered the spelling of his name.

Rumpole40k
06-25-2008, 12:42 PM
^ steals children's Halloween candy while shouting "TRICK!!"

Salinye
06-25-2008, 12:47 PM
^ Just plain passes out on Halloween because he knows "they're coming".

Time_Froze
06-25-2008, 12:56 PM
^ Secretly walks around his house in a cloak and fake white beard and makes people call him "Gandalf (sp?) The White. (Sorry if I butchered the spelling of his name.

Good one. :)


^ Secretly wishes that every other day was halloween. It is sort of creepy when you think about it.

Salinye
06-25-2008, 12:59 PM
^ Secretly likes the idea of creepy girls out there who wish that every other day was Halloween. Weirdo!

Rumpole40k
06-25-2008, 12:59 PM
^ secretly owns the world's only working pair of x-ray specs which she found by swimming through the world's largest box of Crackerjacks

Salinye
06-25-2008, 01:00 PM
^ Got caught posting at the same time I did and therefore called me a HE. teehee

FantasyWitch
06-25-2008, 02:49 PM
^ fancies Rumpo :P

Salinye
06-25-2008, 02:53 PM
LOL I can't help it! It's all those TEETH! :p

^ Only dates men in kilts!

Castle of Ruins
06-25-2008, 05:29 PM
^ Claims that she has spotted both the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot on the same night. (What a horrible night!) Though people are very skeptical about this, she keeps insisting that she saw them.

Bick
06-25-2008, 05:31 PM
^ Is the reason she 'saw' them as he dressed up in his bigfoot suit, while projecting the image of Nessy in the water.

Salinye
06-25-2008, 08:23 PM
^ Is the private investigator that I hired to PROVE I saw both Big Foot and Nessy in the same night. She found out Castle Ruins was playing a cruel joke and now Bick will sick her minnion of munchkins on him.

Rumpole40k
06-25-2008, 08:33 PM
^ is the head munchkin minion and is currently planning on unionizing all the minions.

Salinye
06-25-2008, 08:37 PM
MINIONS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!! :p

^ Once won a contest as best cow milker in the midwest and wears the medallion around his neck at all times and won't even take it off for showers!

Rumpole40k
06-25-2008, 08:40 PM
^ apparently has set up hidden cameras in my apartment as she knows just a bit too much about my habits. lol.

Salinye
06-25-2008, 08:54 PM
ROFL

^Wishes he had hidden cameras set up in his apartment...sicko.. :p

Rumpole40k
06-25-2008, 08:55 PM
lol.

^ has a secret fan site devoted to fan fic concerning world championship cow milking in Finalnd.

Castle of Ruins
06-25-2008, 09:40 PM
^ Plays musical chairs with his imaginary friends. Surprisingly, he finds it quite entertaining. ;)

Salinye
06-25-2008, 10:29 PM
^ Plays musical friends with his imaginary chairs. Even MORE entertaining.

Castle of Ruins
06-26-2008, 12:47 PM
^ Plays musical friends with his imaginary chairs. Even MORE entertaining.

Don't tease me, it is actually more fun than it sounds. :D


^ Wants to make every year a leap year for some unknown reason. Though people have told her that this isn't possible, she still insists on having it done. ;)

Bick
06-26-2008, 02:19 PM
^ Is the Shadow Kings brother, but instead of being allergic to the sunlight, he's allergic to the moonlight. (Not that you know who that is :rolleyes:)

Time_Froze
06-26-2008, 03:12 PM
^ Gets confused really easily. Hopes that schools will stop teaching Algebra because it is too confusing for her.

Bick
06-26-2008, 03:18 PM
Now, where are these lies? :p

^ Has watched all the Harry Potter movies and secretly dresses up as all the characters with his imaginary friends, and acts out every scene.

Time_Froze
06-26-2008, 03:57 PM
Harry Potter, imaginary friends, costumes, this is almost too much for me to bear. :)

^ Understands the meaning of the word thief, because she is one.

Terra Valentine
06-26-2008, 04:08 PM
^ Wears a golden ring that he thinks makes him invisible. Thus, he goes around running nude in the streets unknowing that everyone can see him.

Castle of Ruins
06-27-2008, 08:32 PM
^ Never graduated out of high-school, because she said it would be way too sad. ;)

Gone Wishing
06-28-2008, 06:49 PM
^ secretly hopes to one day spontaneously combust.

Rumpole40k
06-28-2008, 06:50 PM
^ hit the Verizon wireless spokesman in the ear and then screamed, "Can you hear me now?"

Gone Wishing
06-28-2008, 07:07 PM
^ hasn't got milk.

:(

Rumpole40k
06-28-2008, 07:20 PM
^ literally screams for ice cream (using a bull horn).

Gone Wishing
06-28-2008, 07:22 PM
^ has fallen and can't get up.

:(

Rumpole40k
06-28-2008, 07:23 PM
^ is looking for excuses to use the frowny smilie.

Gone Wishing
06-28-2008, 07:25 PM
^ Pushed Humpty Dumpty. :eek:

:(

Rumpole40k
06-28-2008, 07:32 PM
^ could have put him back together but was feeling difficult.

Gone Wishing
06-28-2008, 07:33 PM
^ stole my superglue.

:mad:

Rumpole40k
06-28-2008, 07:34 PM
^ stole my model airplane. Wanna trade?

Gone Wishing
06-28-2008, 07:38 PM
o_O ^ believes it is butter.

Rumpole40k
06-28-2008, 07:45 PM
^ is actually the 5th dentist who didn't recommend Trident.

Gone Wishing
06-28-2008, 07:49 PM
^ hula hoops to Cameo's Word Up.

:)

Rumpole40k
06-28-2008, 07:50 PM
^ is the only person who actually knows what Willis was talking about.

Gone Wishing
06-28-2008, 07:57 PM
lol! Yes. Yes I did.

^ has offered me Punky Brewsters original wardrobe in exchange for this most sacred knowledge.

Rumpole40k
06-28-2008, 08:05 PM
^ still dresses like Punky but only on the third Thursday of each month.

Time_Froze
06-29-2008, 01:44 PM
^ Is trying to find the cure for sleep deprivation but hasn't made any progress yet.

Bick
06-29-2008, 01:45 PM
^ Is the main cause of sleep deprivation from his horror stories and late night television show.

FantasyWitch
06-29-2008, 03:09 PM
^ Sleeps in a giant banana skin thn runs around in tights claiming to be the great BANANA-MAN!

Salinye
06-29-2008, 06:32 PM
^ Once had a job being the grapes in the old Fruit Of The Loom commercials!

Bick
06-29-2008, 06:45 PM
Banana Woman if you please ;)

^ Has Wonder woman tights that she wears on a regular basis, under her clothes. She is waiting for the time to come when she can save a life.

FantasyWitch
06-30-2008, 03:07 AM
^ Banana Man's wife! Banana Woman ;)

Bick
06-30-2008, 04:41 AM
I must be a hermaphrodite if I can be both :p

^ Is a 3 inch leprechaun named Molly, and likes to dance down the street every June the First and May the 23rd.

FantasyWitch
06-30-2008, 05:16 AM
^ eats blue cheese in the company of Aberdonians.

Time_Froze
06-30-2008, 06:54 AM
^ On weekends, she goes to the circus. She is the act. ;)

Foxee
06-30-2008, 06:57 AM
^ just decided to become a rocket scientist in order to enjoy the employee discounts.

Salinye
06-30-2008, 12:40 PM
^ Runs around her city during rush hour traffic with a red cape on yelling "I CAN FLY!"

Castle of Ruins
06-30-2008, 02:06 PM
^ Runs around her city during rush hour traffic with a red cape on yelling "I CAN FLY!"

That is funny. :D


^ Thinks she is brilliant for inventing her own instrument, which she calls the calahash. She claims nobody else could have ever thought of it. The instrument is made out of rocks and the shape resembles that of a clam. Pressing a button makes the rocks clash together, making what she calls, "A lovely noise".

Foxee
06-30-2008, 02:29 PM
^ hangs out of the car window at stoplights and howls.

Castle of Ruins
06-30-2008, 02:36 PM
^ hangs out of the car window at stoplights and howls.

It is actually quite amusing and I see nothing wrong with it. :D


^ Insistently claims that she has amazingly came up with a triangle with four sides, after many hard years of research. Nobody quite knows how she did it. ;)

Salinye
06-30-2008, 02:41 PM
^ Thinks pop rocks are sacred and keeps a shrine to them in his basement. He calls himself the Pop Rock Guru.

Castle of Ruins
06-30-2008, 02:45 PM
^ Thinks pop rocks are sacred and keeps a shrine to them in his basement. He calls himself the Pop Rock Guru.

How Cruel! :eek: Even though I must admit pop rocks are simply amazing. ;)

^ Is the reason that I think pop rocks are sacred, for she has indoctrinated me with all her bizarre teachings about pop rocks.

Salinye
06-30-2008, 02:52 PM
Wow? You bought my ebooks on pop rocks and their sacred properties? ;)

^ Once got kicked out of school for locking himself in a locker. Self bullying, it's an ugly thing.

Castle of Ruins
06-30-2008, 02:59 PM
Wow? You bought my ebooks on pop rocks and their sacred properties? ;)

^ Once got kicked out of school for locking himself in a locker. Self bullying, it's an ugly thing.

Of course I bought those ebooks! Who didn't! :D
BTW, I locked myself in the locker because I had low self-esteem, it seemed like the best choice at the time. ;)

^ Is one of Santa's elves who helps him to deliver presents to children.

Foxee
06-30-2008, 06:43 PM
^ Insistently claims that she has amazingly came up with a triangle with four sides, after many hard years of research. Nobody quite knows how she did it. ;)
It helps to be REALLY bad at math.

^ worships at his Pop Rock shrine by watching old seasons of American Idol and is planning to legally change his name to Albert Underwood.

Rumpole40k
06-30-2008, 06:45 PM
^ worships pop rocks at a shrine made out of empty pop rocks packages.

Foxee
06-30-2008, 06:48 PM
^ is a Pop Rock agnostic.

Salinye
06-30-2008, 07:30 PM
^ Has bottles of cyanide cool aid in case the feds crash in on her pop rock cult!

Castle of Ruins
06-30-2008, 07:39 PM
^ Is the leader of the pop rocks cult who is setting up the shrines and making the bottles of cyanide kool aid! :D

Salinye
06-30-2008, 08:39 PM
^ Just ordered a whole shipment of Cyanide Kool Aid from me disguised as breath spray. Watch out ladies!!

Rumpole40k
06-30-2008, 08:51 PM
^ has a whole collection of pictures with her and famous cult leaders.

Bick
06-30-2008, 08:59 PM
^ Is the biggest leader of the cult and wears banana hammocks in every picture :p

(Scrubs :rolleyes: Gotta love it.)

Rumpole40k
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
^ is actually a ghost writer for Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Clive Barker.

Bick
06-30-2008, 09:11 PM
./le gasp!

^ sometimes fantasizes of being a pen, so he can know the feeling of truly gliding across the paper.

FantasyWitch
07-01-2008, 02:19 AM
^ Likes a bit of cheese with her apple stroodle!

Salinye
07-01-2008, 03:24 AM
(OOHHH I actually do love cheddar cheese melted on apple pie!)

^ Is a goat Farmer and her main source of income is selling Goat Cheese! :D

Bick
07-01-2008, 03:29 AM
Do you really? Never thought of doing that O.o

^ Has two giant buck teeth that she uses to slice all of her bread :rolleyes:

FantasyWitch
07-01-2008, 06:33 AM
^ Thinks Bugs Bunny has a nice tail :P

Foxee
07-01-2008, 07:38 AM
^ defiantly goes up the down escalator wearing protest signs about 'directional discrimination'.

Rumpole40k
07-01-2008, 07:39 AM
^ Is a hyper evolved role playing savant.

Foxee
07-01-2008, 07:41 AM
(that's actually almost true!...sorta)

^ has his own version of James Bond's 'Q' who is only a toddler. His secret agent gizmos usually involve drool, thrown food, and over-manipulation of the air conditioner.

FantasyWitch
07-01-2008, 08:03 AM
^ Likes to eat raw eggs while playing the sims

Rumpole40k
07-01-2008, 08:09 AM
(that's actually almost true!...sorta)

^ has his own version of James Bond's 'Q' who is only a toddler. His secret agent gizmos usually involve drool, thrown food, and over-manipulation of the air conditioner.



LOL!!!!


^ is actually a renegade sim attempting to take over the internet one forum post at a time.

FantasyWitch
07-01-2008, 08:24 AM
^ Is a secret member of an underground agency that watches potential writers for signs of alien influence!

Foxee
07-01-2008, 12:21 PM
^ is an alien influence.

Time_Froze
07-01-2008, 08:47 PM
^ Tries to believe that she is on top of the world, when she is really from a different world.

Foxee
07-01-2008, 11:28 PM
^ cannot sleep unless he has his cheek pillowed on the scanner bed of a Xerox copier.

FantasyWitch
07-02-2008, 02:41 AM
^ Believes that Disney is another one of those alien influences!

Time_Froze
07-02-2008, 10:30 AM
^ Consistently talks about alien influences, because she is trying desperately to make people believe that she is not an alien.

Gone Wishing
07-03-2008, 10:38 AM
^ has a talking duck that thinks it's a goose.

Bick
07-03-2008, 04:39 PM
^ Was born in the Mojave desert. She lived on cactus's as a child, but soon took to eating the spiny part from the Joshua Tree. She then grew up to be a desert fiend, killing any lost people in her desert. She still lives there, in an underground passage where water flows and the internet is plentiful.

Hubert
07-05-2008, 02:13 PM
Is an alien that believes only in Snoopy and no other life forms.

Gone Wishing
07-05-2008, 02:32 PM
^ practices De Nero's speech from Taxi Driver in front of the mirror daily.

Bick
07-05-2008, 02:34 PM
^ Worked her entire life at McDonalds so she could become manager. Once manager she ended up buying enough stocks in the company by the age of 90 to actually take control of the company. She now has changed the menu and everything is organic and much healthier.

Gone Wishing
07-05-2008, 02:40 PM
(how else do you think it got to be called Big Mac(k)? ;) :D)

^ pretends that sticks of celery are green light sabers and walks around talking like Yoda whilst waving them about and intermittently taking bites from them. ^__^

Bick
07-05-2008, 02:42 PM
^ Is my partner, but pretends to be Luke. I train her in the art of peanut butter dipping and make her clean my floors.

Rose Strailo
07-05-2008, 03:22 PM
^ is actually a male who is hiding as a female. He is trying to get woodstock and Snoopy to take over the world.

(*hopes that she doesn't insult someone)

FantasyWitch
07-05-2008, 03:42 PM
^ Dances around with 5 year olds all day and enjoys snack time with apples and banana :D

Hubert
07-05-2008, 05:48 PM
eats apples and bananas all the time for snack

Castle of Ruins
07-06-2008, 05:01 PM
^ After many years of research, he cleverly came up with his own weight lose program. According to him, if you follow this program, you can lose over 3 pounds in about a year. Quite impressive. ;)

FantasyWitch
07-07-2008, 03:18 AM
^Has tried this weight lose progrmme and after some vigerous weight lose has made the wonderful discovery that he is actually a she :P

Bick
07-07-2008, 05:33 AM
^ After years of being married to the same man, she decided to lose that weight and threw him off the highest bridge in her country. She then moved countries and became an American folk dancer in Mexico.

soujiroseta
07-07-2008, 08:11 AM
is Master Chief's secret lover:p

Bick
07-07-2008, 08:16 AM
Oh yeah ;)

^ Secretly plans to overthrow the Master chief. He has discusses his plan with me and with my help we will soon take over.

BatCountry
07-07-2008, 12:18 PM
^ Going to backstab Master Chief and help the Arbiter kill MC

Foxee
07-07-2008, 10:02 PM
^ has attempted to eat avatar cake.

Salinye
07-08-2008, 03:11 AM
^ Is no stranger to eating Avatar Cake!

BatCountry
07-08-2008, 12:24 PM
It's called a godcake people notice it's halo? or angelcake... whatever

^Is allergic to avatar/god/angel/thing cake

Foxee
07-08-2008, 12:51 PM
^ does not know the angelic cake's 'secret ingredient'.

Castle of Ruins
07-08-2008, 06:28 PM
^ Used to be a chef until someone chipped his teeth on a roll which she had made. He said that the roll was as hard as a rock. Better luck next time! ;)

Foxee
07-08-2008, 06:54 PM
^ still has the plastic 'chipped tooth' that he used in the bread roll insurance swindle. You should be ashamed, sir!

woken2reason
07-08-2008, 09:13 PM
Not as ashamed as you should be, pocketing the roll for later use. Think about the children you left crying in the alleyway.

Salinye
07-09-2008, 12:56 AM
^ Uses children in alley ways to beg money off of people like Robin William's Character in "August Rush".

BatCountry
07-09-2008, 12:32 PM
^ Uses examples to bash people unfairly

Salinye
07-09-2008, 12:53 PM
^ Teaches a class in online forum bashing. It's a 3 credit class! :p

BatCountry
07-09-2008, 12:56 PM
^ Likes to lie a lot, lying is bad for the environment, don't you care about the baby seals in Antarctica? shameful.

Castle of Ruins
07-10-2008, 04:44 PM
^ Is taking six classes next semester. Quite impressive. ;)
He is enrolled in the College of The Mind.
Here is what he is taking:
Lying 101
How to Confuse People At A Moments Notice
Brainwashing Made Easy
Destruction 102
The Immobilization Course
Ventriloquism For Dummies.

soujiroseta
07-10-2008, 05:05 PM
^^has to round up the days insect activity news style at 8pm every day or he'll go blind

Castle of Ruins
07-10-2008, 05:18 PM
Everyone does that, don't they? I mean, what is not fun about rounding up the insect activity of the day? It changes constantly, really. Somedays mosquitoes are plentiful and other days they are scarce. Somedays butterflies are commonplace and other days there are hardly any to be found. Since I've been reporting the insect activity every day, I'm also beginning to understand what has happened to all the bees. ;)


^ ^ Is very interested in erasers. His eraser collection has now surpassed his competitor Tuvillo's collection. Soujiroseta now has a total of 582 different kind of erasers. How does he do it? ;)

soujiroseta
07-10-2008, 06:30 PM
^^consistently remembers the bristle count on his tooth brush and freaks out if one is missing.

Castle of Ruins
07-10-2008, 07:55 PM
I've been told that it's always a good thing to count the bristles on your toothbrush before you brush your teeth. If one is missing,then it won't clean your teeth quite as well. Of course no one would want that, would they?


^ ^ Was once a well-paid firefighter until he accidently lit a very dry forest on fire.

soujiroseta
07-10-2008, 11:21 PM
ha i am truly offended that someone would think that i would 'accidentally' light a dry forest*nestles matches back into pocket*:(

^^has nightmares about his pet cockroach betraying him and selling his body to the flies

Tsukuru
07-10-2008, 11:27 PM
^Uses Rogain on his feet.^

Dolen
07-11-2008, 10:59 AM
^constantly thinks his feet have run off without him so has had to superglue his trousers to his shoes for his own piece of mind ^

Gladiatus
07-11-2008, 11:50 AM
^^ Thinks that his closet has aliens inside it so they have a security camera outside to check if they come out

BatCountry
07-11-2008, 11:59 AM
^^Has romans under his bed so he asks his mom to check under his bed for romans

Foxee
07-11-2008, 05:23 PM
^ rides down the street on a white moped holding a mop and yelling, "The Romans are coming! The Romans are coming!"

Castle of Ruins
07-11-2008, 07:27 PM
^ Has revolutionized ordinary dice by coming up with a 20-sided one. This invention took her many years of hard work to make, though nobody seems too interested in it. I wonder why. ;)

soujiroseta
07-12-2008, 01:04 AM
^^likes to put ketchup in his eyes and run to the nearest doctor yelling, "The Romans, they got me!":p

hellomoto
07-12-2008, 01:45 AM
^ ^ likes to draw nude pictures of herself.

Gladiatus
07-12-2008, 02:19 AM
^^ likes to ride a white horse into town, jump off and slap someone, before riding off screaming " tihehehe"

soujiroseta
07-13-2008, 05:18 PM
^^still thinks traveling in a hot air balloon is revolutionary

The Dark Writer
07-13-2008, 10:29 PM
^^wants to eat dog food

BatCountry
07-14-2008, 02:32 PM
wow

^^wants to have AIDS

Cogito
07-14-2008, 03:26 PM
Let's keep these on the frivolous side. Some of these are just plain nasty, folks.

soujiroseta
07-14-2008, 04:45 PM
ditto...
^^is upset because soujiroseta is King of Word Games...

Castle of Ruins
07-14-2008, 05:30 PM
^^ Invented a card game which he brilliantly called, "One-hundred". This game can have up to 10 players and has 1200 cards (which makes shuffling the deck very hard and time-consuming ;) ). The object of this game is quite simple, the first person to have a total of 100 cards in their hand wins. Unfortunately, despite all the hard work he put into this game, it isn't that popular and hardly anyone buys it. Perhaps in the future, he will have better luck.

soujiroseta
07-14-2008, 06:27 PM
^^consistently tries to over tan himself in the american mid west just so he can parade as a turnip at the presidential press pool later this month:p

Castle of Ruins
07-14-2008, 06:55 PM
You were not supposed to tell everyone that. ;)

^^ Has ingeniously created a new amazing vegetable/fruit after years of hard work. (Will his inventions never end?)
He has found a way to cross an apple with a potato and has gotten a "potapple". It grows just like a tree, though the "fruit" grows underground.
Once again, even though he has worked very hard on this, nobody seems to like it. People say it has a nasty texture, though the flavor is somewhat tolerable.

soujiroseta
07-14-2008, 07:24 PM
:p more inventions in the pipe.

^^has a gnawing need to impersonate Michael Flattely's(dont know if thats correct) Lord of the Dance whenever he meets a new girl:D

Castle of Ruins
07-14-2008, 07:34 PM
What can I say, I like impersonating Michael whenever I meet a new girl. That's not that odd, is it? I mean everyone does that, right? :)

^^ Has come up with his own unique accent after many years of working on it, and speaks in this accent all the time. This accent is a combination of the Chinese, Irish, and the Russian accent. Needless to say, whenever he speaks with people he creeps them out, for his accent is totally bizarre! Some people even say it is out of this world or unearthly! Fortunately for him though, he has taught all his friends this accent. At least he can speak to some people without creeping them out! ;)

soujiroseta
07-14-2008, 07:50 PM
^^has a unnerving fascination with the green stuff in leaves and plants and plans to mass produce it so he can sell it in the underground drug rings as dried absynth claiming it also cures cancer...how weird:p

Castle of Ruins
07-14-2008, 10:52 PM
It's really not that weird when you think about it. Everybody has their own quirks or peculiar habits. ;)


^^ Claims that a "gang" of mummies attacked him when he was visiting The Sphinx. After this "tragic" event, he could not sleep at night and he ended up inventing a device which can take away memories. Unfortunately for him, after using this device several times, he lost most of his memory. Fortunately though, nobody else bought his mind-dissolving product. :D

soujiroseta
07-15-2008, 10:47 AM
There will be a day when you will all see that i am not so crazy:p

^^masquerades as a doctor and fools patients into believing that he has a miracle hair growth formula which actually has adverse effects, it makes them howl "CASTLEOFRUINS!" when the moon is full:P

Castle of Ruins
07-15-2008, 12:57 PM
^^masquerades as a doctor and fools patients into believing that he has a miracle hair growth formula which actually has adverse effects, it makes them howl "CASTLEOFRUINS!" when the moon is full:P

Very funny! :D



^^ After many years of hard research, he came up with the conclusion that the Earth is round. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that this theory was discovered many years ago, and he wasted a lot of time for nothing. ;)

soujiroseta
07-15-2008, 01:40 PM
^^has recently discovered the mullet and is intent on bringing it back into popular circulation

Castle of Ruins
07-15-2008, 03:14 PM
You'll never be able to prove that!

^^ Opened up a magic shop called "You Won't Believe Your Eyes". Unfortunately, after being open for only one month, the shop had to close down, for people said the entire thing was a hoax. Not only did this ruin his reputation, but he also lost a lot of money in the process. ;)

soujiroseta
07-15-2008, 03:45 PM
i have neither money nor reputation, your claims are wild and completely unjustified!

^^secretly wants to be a girl

Castle of Ruins
07-15-2008, 04:42 PM
Not very nice of you to be sharing these secrets with outsiders, soujiroseta. ;)


^^ Has made his own band called "Drumnastic". This band consists of five people, including himself. Here on some comments of what people thought about this band when they heard it for the first time.

46, Russia - "I was listening to youtube one day and I came across this band called Drumnastic. I thought it sounded really cool so I gave it a try. After listening for 45 seconds and not hearing any vocals, I had had enough. All this group does is play the drums, and might I add very poorly. There is no singing it in at all, at least from what I heard. I rate it a 1 out of 5."

Surukan from Japan - "I saw that a band called Drumnastic was going to be playing in Tokyo, so I decided to listen to it. What can I say, that was the biggest mistake of my life! The drummers were way off "base" so to speak, and there weren't any vocals. After listening to two songs, I left the building and asked for a refund."

35, Mary Ann - "Even though I am pretty good friends with one of the band members of Drumnastic, I have to be really honest, I don't like their group at all. It is unsychronized, unmelodious, and ear-splitting. Also the drums are in very bad condition. Personally, I would rather listen to coconuts falling onto the ground than listen to their music."

José from México - "Recently, I was watching a show called the "World's Worst Bands" with my best friends, when I saw a band named Drumnastic come on stage. This band was the second worst one, and how can I put it? It was a complete cacophony! All five of the band members played the drums. At least I know where they get their band's name from! Anyway, as my friends and I watched them pounding on their drums, we laughed so hard. I don't know if I have ever laughed harder. To think that anyone could come up with something so horrible and still think it is good, is beyond even me."

soujiroseta
07-15-2008, 05:02 PM
i surrender....

^^Is forgetting that the number one worst band was "The Kittens" in which he is the lead singer. His band is made up of four homeless kittens and their band went down faster than a submarine full of lead. When they hit rock bottom they began to burrow when the band left Castle of Ruins to pursue his solo career which has been censored my many governments due to its obnoxious and incredible tasteless sound.;)

Castle of Ruins
07-15-2008, 06:42 PM
How cruel.....


^^ Is the author of a fairlytale book titled, "Alice In Disneyland". In this story, Alice goes to Disneyland and has a blast. The plot of the story? Well, to have fun...I guess.
Even though this book is extremely popular with Disneyland fanatics, everyone else hates it. They hate it because it is a disgrace to fairlytale books which are supposed to be set in less modern times. This book is set in the 21st century.

soujiroseta
07-15-2008, 06:59 PM
that book was a hit!!!!

^^actually comes from a small town in Sub Saharan Africa called Shurugwi where he learned to eat fat worms and kill a boar with a single blow

Castle of Ruins
07-15-2008, 07:25 PM
Don't tease my traditonal training. I am a powerful warrior and a force to be reckoned with!


^^ Has been researching human anatomy for many years and has found out how to make people's hands have an extra thumb on the opposite side. It is very symmetrical, really. The reason he has been researching this, is because the hand was so unsymmetrical it drove him crazy. Now that he has 6 fingers on each of his hands, he feels much better. Despite his efforts, only ten people have agreed to have the extra thumbs. Even though his inventions are mostly failures, I give him credit, for he is very ambitious. ;)

soujiroseta
07-15-2008, 08:58 PM
^^keeps giving me credit for all the awesome inventions we made together:p

Castle of Ruins
07-15-2008, 10:16 PM
I give up! You caught me. :redface:


^^ Is a very good guitar player who is becoming famous. He has sold many CD's and is becoming quite popular among the teenagers. Surprisingly, his newest album coming out next month is already all sold out. How lucky!

soujiroseta
07-15-2008, 11:42 PM
^^was once married to swedish dancer in vegas but got an anullment after she found out he couldnt speak any english.

Everkate
07-16-2008, 11:26 AM
Souji is the lochness monster.

Castle of Ruins
07-16-2008, 04:00 PM
^^ Is a weather fanatic. Everytime there is thunderstorm in her area, she always runs outside to look at. In fact, even when it is pouring down rain outside, hailing, and lightning very badly, she still goes outside to check on the weather. Crazy! ;)

soujiroseta
07-16-2008, 07:49 PM
^^dresses in an evening gown when he's alone in his room.:p

Everkate
07-16-2008, 09:03 PM
^^ Secretly has sexual desires towards elephant and one day, wants to marry one.

soujiroseta
07-16-2008, 10:10 PM
^^has always wanted to make out with a shark

Castle of Ruins
07-17-2008, 12:04 PM
^^ Is a Santa Claus fanatic who has written many famous books. Some of which are world best sellers, including: "What Is Under Your Christmas Tree?", "How To Become Like Santa", "Why Reindeer Can Fly", "How To Become One Of Santa's Elves", and lastly, "How Santa Has Moved On To The 21st Century." These books are very intriguing and quite thrilling. How does Soujiroseta do it? ;)

Everkate
07-17-2008, 02:13 PM
^^ has an obsession over socks and likes to hang them around his room. He feels secure with a sock.

soujiroseta
07-17-2008, 07:51 PM
^^sings Delila everytime she sees a scooter

Everkate
07-17-2008, 08:17 PM
^^ Can play every instrument known to man perfectly, with right pitch and everything.

soujiroseta
07-18-2008, 12:24 AM
^^has to kiss a stranger every two miutes in order to keep the bogey man away

DrJoe
07-18-2008, 12:47 AM
soujiroseta once ate his weight in circus peanuts on a dare