^^is not really a doctor

^ is really quite bad at this game! ;)

^^doesnt know when to say hello so ends up saying it when she wants to buy stuff

^^ is really a purple monkey dishwasher with brustling brellas ^_^

^^is really into sunshine and butterflies

^^ dreams at night that he is racing towards a finish line that only seems to get further and further away.

^^Can speak 10 different languages fluently.

^^ can tapdance

^^ Likes to set up tents with a tablecloth and chairs in her living room and smells wet cardboard

^^ Thinks he is the "King of The Hill" when in reality he is really the "Queen Of The Hill".

^^thinks he is better than me at word games

Hmm...I don't know about that one, that may actually be the truth. :D

^^^ Loves singing nursery rhymes and lullabies to himself when he is trying to get to sleep. ;)

^^thinks the beatles are an insect activist group

Are you trying to tell me they are not? ;)

^^ Believes that Antarctica is a rock group and not a continent.

^^has problems seeing the color green and as a result he often munches on rocks thinking theyre veges

^^^ Wishes that he was 8 feet tall so he could be a giant.

^^is eight feet tall and wears a size 6 shoe

^ Totally was the one that told those fish that my seaweed scrunchie wasn't the real thing, and is the reason we ended up in the mud :rolleyes:

not fair...how can u make a seeweed scrunchie.

^^was secretly the fishies goddess

^^ Has a secret affection for moonwalking in his underwear on busy city streets

^^is still not a doctor:p

^^ dreams of me and only me at night. ;)

^^doesn't know this game is about lies:p

^^ wonders if the person above him dreams of him and only him at night.

That was a hard one to follow you two.:D

^^can predict bowel movements:p

^^ has at one or time or another compared his life to a bowel movement.

you must not go snooping around in other peoples psychological profiles

^^has a longterm and intimate relationship with a pair of brown leg warmers

Actually their a delicate shade of beige.

^^ is a great football star who can't go outside or he'd be mobbed by his adoring fans.

i just cant help it if im this goood:p

^^has a tendancy to skip and jump at funerals

Yes, must not step on a grave... must not.

^^ has nearly a million US saved up in pennies.

i wish...

^^cant help but mock people who make sandwiches for a living

I'd never mock someone who has control over my food.

^^is climbing Mount Everest this very second.

my ISP got a bonus for putting WiFi up here:p

^^is waiting for me at the top of Everest

*Get a move on... I'm freezing my *** off.*

^^has fangs and gets all bushy on a full moon.

*i thought that was our secret*

^^sings acapella with a group of estranged kittens

Yes, the Kitty Kats Plus One.

^^has dreamed he was his favorite Anime.

i had to answer thios before going to bed
i so wish i was him, he is much cooler than i am:)

^^needs to sleep:p

so.... what am I supposed to do? since the quote wasn't directed to me...

erm...

^^is a fanatic of anime and would do anything to dive into the anime world to meet some anime character, even if it means to take all his/her *sry i don't know :P* money and possesions and spouse and family, just for one day in anime land.

^^ Eats cats alive

^^ knows d00m5day eats cats alive because he's the one who force-fed the cats to him.

^^Saphael likes to watch d00m5day eating cats alive

^^Soujiorseta is the one who created the world-wide cat-eating holiday! Hurray!

(and cats beware! :) )

^^is actually the ginger bread man and would be much more tasty to eat:p

^^actually has ambrosia for blood, so he would be much more beneficial to eat :).

^^gets kicks out of assessing the nutritional value of members on the forum:D

^^tastes great with cinnamon.

^^is really an alien sent to find the owner of the site and control him to brainwash all it members into humming the tune to Delila...

^^ does the chicken dance when drunk. xD

it kinda looks like that but a chicken...no:D

^^is willing to do literally anything to go see her favorite band

I have no favorite band, but if I did I would do ALMOST anything.... of course, I would NEVER hand over my piano.... XD

^^ loves to sing opera and is amazingly good at it.

my voice is too scratchy for that...

^^wants her husband to walk down the isle at her wedding

^^ His favorite food is snails and potatoes followed by liver and broccoli.

^likes to lick other peoples toes:eek:

^^Has the world's largest collection of blue woollen cardigans, all vacuum sealed and locked tightly in a vault.

^^gets drunk by muching upoon boxwx and boxex of Crayola crayons(the big jumbo sized ones:p)

(all but the red ones - they make me kinda too hyper! :P)

^^ Commands an army of grasshoppers, who are in training to take over the world's largest ice cream parlour.

(jeez i must have been drinking in that last post:confused:)

^^has tiles made of grass????What a weirdo:p

has a car made out of grass

^^is masterchief's favorite snack

^hates life

^^enjoys eating copper cables

Souiroseta secretly enjoys watching re-runs of Prisoner: Cell Block H.

^^secretly lives in a landlocked country

^^ has started a new life that is violence free...

^^ Is in love with Will Shatner.

Shadow Dragon danced the rumba dressed as a pidgeon in front of the rulers of six small European countries. They applauded politely the whole time.

^^Is the marshmallow man and is slowly being eaten alive by thousands of ants and pidgeons and there is nothing anyone can do to help or stop them...

^^likes to take the jam out of other peoples donuts:eek:wat a weirdo

^ does the chicken dance whenever commercials for breakfast cereals come on tv.

^^wears baggy jeans and oversized t-shirts to tea parties

^^ sings louder than the radio when driving and thinks it's cool when people stare at him at red lights.

because it is cool:p
^^ has personal grievances with her garden plants

^ hates everyone

^^drinks beer to conserve water

^ is a smoke addict

^ kicks bunnies

^thinks Daisy's are the only flower worth picking!

Loves to smoke

^lives at Disneyland with her boyfriend Pluto.

^ IS her boyfriend Pluto

^^ His jealous of Daisy's boyfriend Pluto

^ On a Daily basis, he looks at himself in the mirror, right after a shower. For the next half hour, he spends his time drawing random objects over his body with the steam from the shower, while trying on makeup and putting on his sister's clothing. (He's awful fond of the skirts and especially those magenta heels, they go just fantastically with his complexion.)

^has never been to a clambake but would be willing to chance it if a Frank Sinatra look a like was there to hold her hand.

^ Is actually a rose, and roses stink!

has never been to a clambake but would be willing to chance it if a Frank Sinatra look a like was there to hold her hand.

You bet ;) Mrooowwll. I'd go anywhere for a Frank Sinatra look-a-like.

^ Has spurts of insanity where he thinks only of steam. He sits for hours, thinking of the moist, yet gassy substance, and within time he 'becomes' it. In slow motions he walks forward, his arms going like the wind in a gentle flow. His mouth blows, as he thinks he is the steam itself. For the next few days, he spends it trying to fit through his keyhole.

^ Cannot realize that her insults are petty and obsolete compared to mine!

Muhahahahaha! ;)

^ In his past life he was a sailor, but when I say sailor, I mean a 7 inch little man with two peg legs and one eye patch. He sailed the seas with men just like him, attempting to take on any ship, though he had the problem that their ship was less then half a meter long. They were barely noticeable by any at the high seas and fought hard to sail the giant waves. Their death came when they got a hold of a whale, in which it dragged them until it was beached. He was experimented and tickled until his death came, in which his second life he became a 13 year old boy with a fetish for feet with 6 toes ;)

^ Writes to much for insults; wages poor Word Game wars becaushe she's not fast enough to post everything ;)

You can't deny my insults are very insultatious ;) And quality over quantity my friend.

^ Stopped taking time for himself when he sat down to be alone when he was a child. While doing so, he closed all doors, and turned on his side lamp to read a book. Said book was one of his favorites, and as he read, he began to imagine. While he imagined, it began to realistically take over, and soon enough he was on the sea, next to Prince Caspian, on the Dawntreader. He instead became the dragon. When his sister came to check on him, he woke up from his dream, half naked and muttering something about Lucy not killing him. He was put into the asylum afterwards, but let out because he was so darn adorable ;)

^writes fantasy genre where she is always the hero and gets the guy who looks just like a young Frank Sinatra. She wraps him around her little finger and makes him do everything she says at the moment she says it or ... the dreaded whip comes out.

./catcall

;) Nothing wrong with that lie.

^ At night she likes to get on her roof and sing to the moon and the stars. In her mind she believes they sing back to her, and realistically, she voices their calls with high-pitched sounds that drive the dogs wild. On one of her trips to the roof, she had hundreds of dogs surround her house as she conversed in song with her twilight friends. When found out about her husband, he only shrugged his shoulders and was thankful they'd have dog for dinner for the rest of his days.

^ Thinks Atari 2600 is the most cutting-edge piece of technology on the planet.

^ Wants to be reincarnated as a frog.

^ believes in everything. That counts aliens, gods, Hellboy.

^^ Worships Bunnies. That's wierd...

^ Keeps on signing his computer screen where his signature should go.

^ has a cat and mice as pets

^ believes that armadillos will take over and become gods over all humanity.

^believes that ants will take over the earth

^ Has on more then one occasion worn has put on his sisters shirt, stuffed a bra(putting it over the shirt), then put on a skirt and heels, while putting Huberta on his name tag. He then would go to school, and pretend he was his twin sister, just so he could know what it felt like to be a woman, so he could really get into their heads and find a better date. Though, word got around and the girls only thought him odder then before.

^^ Poorly makes fun of bunnies, and cannot stand but to Bicker...

tee hee

nice
^^constantly bruises his cornea to get high on painkillers

is predjudiced against people with more and two boobs (shame on you!)

LOL
but shouldn't you say more than

is a saxophone

^ wears a name tag all day so they won't forget who they are.

^wear a name tag on everything

LOL

^Doesn't care for Flopsy, Mopsy, or Cottontail.

^ When she was a child, she realistically believed her mother and teachers really did have eyes on the back of their heads. She refused to stand or sit anywhere unless she was on their side, though soon, they told her they had eyes on the side of their heads too. She ended up taking a knife to all sides, 'poking' said eyes out. She was sent to live in an asylum, until her own doctor started believing her words, and let her go. Though, he's now on the loose, stabbing the four sides of his victims heads. Always 8 wounds, and always that same note "They can still see you..."

LOL
but shouldn't you say more than

lol, yes thanks!

... tried to make a dramatic art statement by plagarizing an entire Jane Austin novel and translating it into pig latin and then placing exclamation points after every sentence.

Wait, what?

^ is a saxaphone and laughs at himself when called a saxaphone saying "lol"

^ bought a "Tear and Share" bag of M&M's and didn't share!

Wishes he could even afford a bag of tear'n share M&Ms.

you would know because you stole all my money, used it to buy M&M's of your own and now can't resist bragging about it all over the internet.

^^wishes he had an M&M magnet

^pretends to live by the Bro Code:D

^ She eats men for breakfast, literally. She has a big box of Men-toes cereal next to her. Not to be mistaken for Fruit of their Loom or Captain's Literal Crunch.

Ah those Men-toes keeps my teeth sharp. LOL

^ will miss me when I have to go away mid week for a conference. :-)

^ is leaching off her neighbor's wireless

will miss me when I have to go away mid week for a conference. :-)

No lie there Miss Daisy. I'll miss you lots :)

^ Wears a neon sign on his forehead stating his name and address backwards, so he can read it when he looks in the mirror.

^ has her shirt on backwards... its true, go ahead and check.

^^doesn't live by the bro code

^ isn't online

^^Has the most creative baseless lie ever:p

^ Actually lives in Canada

^^looks exactly like her avatar

^ Actually hates anime.

:eek: i do not!!!!!!!!

^^is secretly a boy dressed as a girl

^ hates beer...and any other form of alcohol.

okay you winhttp://www.htguide.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_beer.gif

^^has a massive collection of spent batteries which she hopes to sell on eBay in the future

^ smokes cigars while fueling his vehicle on a regular basis... I have a feeling this habit won't last much longer

Has an all-seeing eye on the back of his head, that can see into the souls of his enemies. He uses this to his advantage to make them cry.

is evil nd eats little children for breakfast

^^is the secret lover of the ginger bread woman:eek:

wow

^is online, yup, still uncreative

^^broke up with lifetime partner and avatar Master Chief

^^ has an obsession for anime characters and had to put one for his avatar

^ Was a jock in high school - hates video games.

sob, sob, how can you say that? meanie! sob sob sob... snivel snivel...

^^ makes vile untrue comments! I'm not even finished with High School! Jock? That's like striking me with an arrow in the heart!

How is that even a lie? :p

^ Loves the truth SO much, he can't even play a tabletop RPG.

^thinks that the world was created by 1001 little white bunny rabbits and so has to worship them every 3 hours.

And you don't?

^ Joined as part of a class assignment.

(Welcome!)

^runs around saying hello to everyone they run into but always says hello to the same people due to them having one leg shorter than the other (so they go in circles) and having the memory of a goldfish

And Dolen was more than aware of this because he was 'the man in the middle' whose presence created a vortex that caused the greeter, as well as his greetees, to 'take a little trip' where they lost their lunches which then 'rained on a parade'.

(the he would be a she but ah well ^_^)

well maddiemae is the lunch box thief and likes to hold a huuuuuuge invisible watering can over peoples heads to provide the 'rain'

And then Dolen, SHE ran away, and left the cake out, cause she couldn't take it - with HER, so SHE got the recipe and made it again. Oh woe.

I saw the sign...

Rides around town every day on an apparatus she derived from a lawn mower while wearing a cape. This apparatus includes a high powered fan that causes the cape to flutter behind as though in a stormy wind, not to mention the boom box that repeats the Darth Vader theme song over and over as she looks darkly and majestically on everyone she passes.

^ is actually an eye

Is a nerd and a dweeb as well as a geek (he will, of course, be the one with all the money in ten years, but the insult works for now)

Not only will he get the money, but he will pull out his fake buko's and take off those thick black glasses with the clear lenses, flick his finger through his hair letting it fall where it may (oh, and it may), pull from underneath his t-shirt that pad that makes him look chunky hiding the six pack he wouldn't share all these years, and all women everywhere will fall at his feet asking where and when ...... he would like his dinner.

^ Plans on asking Hubert "where and when he would like his dinner" in ten years.

And ^ is jealous of our Hubert, Oh YES!

^ will most likely get a "mysterious" food poisoning-related illness in ten years

(hehe, remember I'm only one state away from you... I've got friends in Idaho)

^^has plans to ask Hubert out on a date

why me:(

^ is very very nice

wow... okay I don't like the direction of this conversation, lol.

^ thinks that every triangle is a "play" button for a music listening device and goes around pressing every triangle he sees and asking random people if they can hear the music.

And, ^^ says, "No, but I CAN see the dancers."

^ believes in the existence of said dancers and started her own religious sect based on the worship of triangles and invisible dancers.

^^had a giant triangle tatoo of a triangle and has claimed to be the god of maddimae's triangle sect

was jelous of said "triangle god" and thought that he could become better, and in doing so, was cast from heaven and sent to roam the Earth in search of souls to prey on, forcing them to join him in eternal damnation.... forever.

^^............?????????..........^^likes to eat hay:p

^ Joined the Church of the Fonz.

:)

for the record, The Fonz is still cool^^is ultracool in real life:D

^ plays the accordion

^^is nicknamed the Jackal for his ruthless efficiency

^ hates Halo

actually i dont. Gotta love RedvsBlue its totally awesome!!!!
^^is the forum's biggest HALO fan.

^ has hidden all the ancient ninja secrets in a cookie jar.

^ ransacks the refrigerator at night

^^lives in Honduras

^^plans to walk down the aisle signing a love song he wrote to his waiting bride.

that would be so cool though^^is going to propose to her fiance

^ has a huge waxed handle bar mustache... he named both sides of the mustache speaks to them both while stroking them lovingly.

lol^^is secretly the one who did the voice acting for Nemo in the hollywood hit

^ is Nemo xD

^ is really the super villain Black Manta. He kidnapped Nemo and is making him do things against his will!

^^tripped and fell face first into a vat of blueberries after being dipped in mercury and tries to hide his blueberry eyes by wearing a Barbie doll's red bikini top.

^^pretends to be a fairy at night

^ focuses more on creating rhythms with the keyboard while he's typing than the actual words that he writes... hence anything he writes that actually makes sense is purely by chance.

^^self destructs at midnight

^ is actually someone from an anime

^ stole spinnach from Mr. Mcgregor's garden

^ is a Jane Austen fan and patterns his behavior on his favorite character, Mr. Darcy.

^^likes to wear nappies to the club:eek:

^wishes all the girls at the club would wear nothing but their nappies.

^ When she was just a teenager she made money by shaving the hair off all the animals, taking pictures and sold them on the street as animal porn :p

:eek: OMG, she'll be banned from the SPCA when they hear about this?

^^is the top female secret agent in the world today and just returned from saving the world yet again all while using the cover of attending a family reunion.

Shhh, now you'll have to be eliminated! How sad D:

^ Is my next target, and plans on running away to Austria, but she knows better, because I'd follow her there any day ;D

^^eats tree bark

tree bark is actually good for you I think

^never ever watched a halo video

^^has Solid Snake on his bed covers:p

^ Has green ears!

^Has green breath clouds coming out of his mouth

^^sneaks into the machinima animation world of Red vs Blue at night and poses as the spanish speaking robot Lopez

^sneaks into the vending machines and steals the snicker bars

Has a fetish for deep fried /anything/. He tends to steal items and ingredients from homes, and deep fries everything in sight. By the end of the night he eats just about anything and leaves with a big tummy ache, but the next night, he comes back for more.

^ was Joan of Arc in a former life.

(btw - that's much funnier if you've seen the Eddie Murphy movie, Coming To America :p)

^^likes to go to theaters and steal stale popcorn

> only so I can throw it at people who leave it behind. ;) <

^^ dresses up like a ninja and follows people just for fun.

^^stalks turtles

^Likes to steal internet smilies and hold them hostage for snicker bars

^ is just a chat bot.

^^likes to keep his eyes open to see how many flies will land on it

^is a nertle popper with honky nose! (Little kids have the most hilarios insults ever! :D :p)

^^^ Agrees that this is a pointless thread XD

^^just decided that hats are out and smelly socks are in!

^^^ Thinks Chuck Norris is the hottest thing since sliced pumpernickle

^ Obviously has a secret shameful crush on Chuck Norris for saying that.

<that made me choke on my tim tam lordofhats...> ^^is chuck norris

^ Wants some of this Norris. ;)

^ Is actually Steven Segal :eek:

^ Wants's the precious! ...Gollum...Gollum.

^^likes to pretend he is gollum to scare kids at their birthday parties

< is a she but does enjoy scaring kids. B) -- ^ Is about to have an alien pop out of his chest.

^ suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

^ Likes to pick his boogers and wipe them on the unsuspecting elderly.

^ She is actually Elijah Woods number one stalker and she has a bad habit of falling in front of his car in different get ups, so she can get hit and helped by her the lover she most lusts for. Though, on ocassion she has kidnapped him, and made him play Gin Rummy with her for 24 hours, until he gave her a kiss.

< thinks she's enjoying this stalker life of hers LOL. -- ^ Must be the most amazing person in the world for knowing her so well. ;)

^^likes to uproot the neighbor's lawn every night just for fun

Damn nobody was supposed to know about that. --- ^ Secretly spies on people with his binoculars.

haha my friend does that:D^^has an eye patch, a peg leg and is called Daisy

^ puts tomato sauce on ice cream!

^ uses Daisy sour cream for everything like the commercial.

^ has 4 arms

^plays hide and seek with his goldfish.

^ is actually a person in an anime

^^looks like his avatar

^says "d'oh" in every post

^likes to wear skirts and cheer for his high school football team

^ is a hobo in disguise. Proof: He always smells faintly of peanut butter and feet.

^^likes to beatbox at random moments during weddings

^ hates everybody

^^carries a katana on hi back

^^ sleeps in a pink chicken suit

^^Follows a religion that prohibits the use of words starting with the letter X.

^^is part of a cult that worships a single 9 year old grain of rice

^^ lives in a box

^^wishes he lived in a box

^^ Wants 200 pounds of bacon

^doesn't have an account in writingforums

^Is the smartest person in the world

^can play guitar upside down and underwater at the same time

^Is the next international idol

^is online

^ smells like popcorn

^eats pot noodles and mustard for breakfast, lunch and tea.

^ is actually a member of an intergalactic security agency that needs to make sure we don't come to close to the ultimate truth

^ didn't steal the golden orb from me in the orb game

^^has anger management issues.

^ would know, since he got knocked around the room

^ is currently wearing roller skates and a shower curtain.

:eek: