Okay, I borrowed this from another site and it was so fun I had to share it with this forum.

The point of the game is to make up a lie about the person who posted above you. Anything goes -as long as it isn't true!

And remember it's a GAME. Don't take anything seriously :P

CandieK has no brawl on under her plastic dress.

You should know,

you borrowed it.


:D

Candie daily cuddles with a G.I. Joe.

Only because he reminds me of you.

heh, keep this up and no one else will join : p

CandieK works for the FBI, and is here to spy on all of us! Beware!

Wrong. I'm with the IRS, and I've been informed on good authority that lioness is sipping mai tai's on a beach right now with a nice tidy sum in an off-shore bank account.

I'm on your tail, buddy ;)

'on your tail' lol

Candie thinks I spiked her tea to make her think every lie I said was true, but in reality she's been telling people she's a 3 legged pink homosexual dinosaur because of gullibility.:D

Candie has no comon sense.:rolleyes:

Oh, so it's pink now? lol

Sigur has accidentally spiked his own tea and hallucinated me into existence.

(Let's just make Sigur feel schitzophrenic, shall we.)
-my worst fear

I also hallucinated candy as an unintelligent 3 legged *purple* homosexual dinosaur. HA!

Aww, don't worry. Schizo can be a loveable trait. :p

What's this? Cand'Y'? a Y?!!

I'll have you to know I am not a candy cane or jolly rancher or some other sort of edible source of sugar!!

Sigur is in really hot water

*hides in a corner*

Candie is a very forgiving person, and she likes to scuba dive with nudists on rainy days.

p.s. I must sleep now. Catch you next tea party.

*hides in a corner*

..... Grrr, I want to be mad at you but that's just too darn cute!

And Sigur is the scuba instructor


Okay, G'night! Dream of oopma loompas ;)

the scuba instructor who is nude sprays water from his rear-end like a whale. and Candie drinks it ferociuosly and begs him for more!!!!

Felony finds fairies and eats them, causing severe bodily disfunctioning to herself. (due to the fairies magical nature)

Nexus is busy plotting the demise of all the fairy eating writers.

lioness1612 is the mastermind behind the plotting.

Felony thinks his name sounds cool and dangerous, but in actual fact, last week he cried like a baby when he accidentally squashed a spider.

Peter broke his "Pan" and can't get aroused ever again. Time for him to to eat Tinkerbell I guess.

Laimtoe cried when Peter castrated himself and let his hormones run rampant and *....* with the old female version of himself I mentioned somewhere else.

Hah! Low brow low brow!

Nexus is jealous he can't get any. Either from the female version of myself or from me.

One might assume calling Nexus Hermaphrodite.

(do you mean hemaphrodite?)

In truth it is the hormonal Laimtoe who is Jealous, because Nexus picks the girls who are his age and wont go out with him.

Felony thinks his name sounds cool and dangerous, but in actual fact, last week he cried like a baby when he accidentally squashed a spider.

*sniff* that was a nice spider to.....

Nexus likesold woman...preferrably around the age of 60

And Felony forgot he had a threesome with Nexus once while blindfolded and handcuffed to the outside of his car in Time Square.

You are all sexually repressed..and i am a purple homosexual dinosaur and im suing for slander damnit!

That's just 'cause you want my ass.

Laimtoe is very protective of his ass.
And don't even mention his sheep.

Dont tease gay please, someone I've known since I was in my mothers tummy is gay.

Milo drools over Laimtoe and imagines a combination of Laimtoe and himself....sinister.

laimtoe is gay himself and he loves it...He like teasing Felony because Felony could kick his ass anyday....Bwahahahahahaha

Felony likes to talk about himself in the third person. He was so busy doing it that he stopped attending school altogether and was able to gather an IQ of 30 and felt a huge sense of accomplishment.

damn straight more IQ than you got..

Laimtoe sleeps in your dad's bed at night...watch out everyone

Felony was in my Dad's bed last night.
Was he waiting for Laimtoe? Were they gonna have a fight, or what?

Hey -- my dad gave me that bed! It's not like he sleeps on it with me! Awe you're gross!

Milo sleeps with flaming dead people. Hence the new term Pyro-Necrophiliac.

I'll have you know, THAT'S DISGUSTING! I'm appauled.

ME TOO!!!!!!!! .....I'm straight

Felony and Laimtoe beat up Milo for callling us gay.....then Milo spends the rest of his life in a retirement home.

Felony has a fairy assassin that steals your brain cells at night. O_O;;;

Sapphire has a very simular story to tell as John Bobbit.

Laimtoe steals my fairy assasins and dominates the world with them.

Damn straight. Each one is just like tinkerbell and each one wants my body.

Everyone wishes they were just like me.

......no offense but i don't. But I do send an extermination team to kill all those tinkerbell lookin fairies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo. My tinkies are all gone!

Damn you! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

The world is infested by godlike Gnomes who demand every mushroom in the world. When george Bush has his "We will not be dominated in a Tyranny by these stumpies" speech, they start destroying things with Enormous Magical Cannons mounted on flying Lamborhini Murcielago's.
Only the faries can stop them!

Well, untrue, the gnomes only want mushroom ice cream with hot moss sauce to appease their young prince.

You are a crazed paramecium with plans to dominate the world, and you possess the brain of that hapless human host that you now use to type the keyboard with.

What's sad is that The Yellow Matrix is that hapless human host. He enjoys being embodied by crazed paramecium though as it gives him/her a more interesting life. The days of counting snowflakes and watching grass grow has been superseded by the making of atom bombs and artful dismemberment of his/her foes.

Correction - it's an amoeba! Hahaha, so untrue!

And you are a jock, actually. A penciljock.:D

LOL!

Well it's better to be a penciljock than to have nightly dreams of flying jock-straps chasing you around trying to drop their 'remiments' on you. Perhaps if you stopped sleeping in the boy's locker rooms, in the broken stall that reads 'Dump And Die', then your nightmares would stop?

;P

PencilJockey you are self absorbed and are completely inlove with yourself.

:):)

Well I know this for a fact...because I see this person most days {huge lie...}

ariella wears a G-string on her head and runs about all day demanding people snap it so the straps flick her nose.

Nadala runs around town in a bright pink g-string singing everybody wants to be just like me.

At least I don't have an unhealthy habbit of making Hanson shaped booger statues based on the song M-bop hey. Not like Ariella ^_^

Yes well at least I didn't dress up as a pink and purple poc a dotted bunny rabbit to go to my high school graduation like you did Nadala and say to every one "Look at me I'm beautiful"

But not as creepy as climbing a lamppost butt naked to get a better look at whats in side a shopping center. That’s what doors are for Ariella. If you wanted a look you should have gone inside...

LOL.

Yes well Nadala daycare is for peoples kids when they are working or want time away from their kids.
Not for 22 year olds who can't be bothered wiping their own arses ok.

But that's why you work there, you want to wipe their arses

That's to right and you know because you are the butt wipe dispenser

Nadala only knows this because she stalks Randomer with an obsession.

As you wish it were you who did as nadala does.

Oh and what you don't raven, It is a bit weird you stalking Randomer though.....why do you do that?

:p Something to do in the name of bordom. Your only jealous. lol :p

lol. :) Well that's only becuase you have no life. :)

Aye but i do I am Batman. ooops the cats out now.

HAHAHAHA. Yeah your just saying that cause you don't want people to know you are really the Penguin.

:)

don't get jeously because It was me that put you in arkham lunny asylum

Only because when you were committed you had chains around my legs and they couldn't get them off so I had to be committed too.

Now who's lieing you know Im Batman

Well then if you are batman, which you are not. I am super woman, and there's no chance of that.

LOL
No your not because Super Woman is at the local coffee bar :P

Seriously you think you are mr all high and mighty that knows everything. But you are right I am not, I am cat woman...........errrrrrrrrrr.............

Catwoman indeed.
Tomorrow you'll be Super girl.

Yeah, well you secretly want Superman to come and sweep you off your feet.

Crazy Ivan is superman, which means he wants to sweep halls raven off her feet. They get married, have a bunch of mouthy kids which fight over their inheritances, and then get divorced, with cat woman walking away with the ultimate score.

Trouble in paradise... *sigh*, how many more lives must be ruined before the madness ends...?

Ok I didn't know Hulls Raven had a sex change.....interesting.....

Resident Mexican you are just jealous cause no one will let you get in on the action. But that is what happens when you are put in a padded cell in a straight jacket.

I don't need to. I make my own action, wherever I may be. *is hurt*

OH YEAH??!? Well, you're just a big...urm...thing!

*pouts*
-Resident Mexican :)

Oh well I...I.....hmpf.....

No I am a little errr...urm...thing!


*Now going into hiding*
*Good I found a rock*

you purposely found [I]that[I] rock because Mexican is under it and you want to 'apologise'

Your just jealous cause you can't fit under there with us. But there is only room for two so there.

yes, i am jealous, but mexican is taking up too much space so your jealous that im out here in my own large space

You have only said that so I would leave my rock and join you so you weren't lonely anymore isn't that right.

yes, it's right, but your thinking of taking it further, in fact, you have already planned out how to kill mexican so i can join you in your rock

Randomer was just outside eating a small infant due to his protein difficiency brought on by an extreme case of satyriasis. Not only is he an addict, but he's addicted to amputee porn.

Muahahahahahahahaha

Wilderbeast has stolen most of my frontal lobes. He took them slowly at first, with some champaigne. But then he was stealing ice-cream scoop sizes that he keeps in his pockets. He needs them due to the large quantities of EVERYTHING that my mind possesses.

Good one Randomer, so you want under my cozy rock do you. Hmmm I'll let you know when there is some space.

But wilderbeast you have not got much of a mind so he is outta of luck I ma afraid.

Remember Everyone I'm still Batman.

Yeah and I'm the fairy god mother as well as cat woman.

Now that means you are a skitso if you have two personalities.
Im happy just been Batman.

Hmmm it is fun being skitso u r just jealous cause you don't have your own special friend to keep you company when no one else is around

Ah your so wrong. Ive got Robin. :p

how could you halt penguins taking over of the world. I hate joker cos clowns just arent funny but penguins... you disgust me

Oh come on now Randomer, just because you can't get under my rock doesn't mean you have to take it out on Batman. You just can't handle being left out can you?

*sniff* no, waaaaa, *sniff* but you don't want to leave me outhere, if this wasn't a game of lies i would be all snug and warm in your rock right now, am i right or am i right? or am i wrong?

nd please, call me Chris

Hmmm Indeed. Whats that no its a plane no its a bird hell look its superman no its a flying pig.
And Im still Batman.

u'd better believe thats a flying pig vampire woman

You'd better stop crapping on your neighbours lawn in day light.

you are only bothered about it because it is your lawn and you can't do it as you are constipated.

Nope thats Robin.
I never get bunged up. Im Batman.

If you guys want to hook up, it's cool with me. I mean, I don't mind or anything.

Yep I know.

Oh come on get over it like you are all just so jealous cause of me and Resident Mexican not letting you all under the rock with us. I mean sheesh it is not like there is anything special about hiding under a rock people.

LOL :)

I don't need a rock Im Batman

oh your just jealous cause you want a rock of your own Raven and no one will let you have one.

Bah. I need not a rock maybe a mountain but rocks they is small and for the slimy.

Oh well so you are saying i am slimy

Im saying Im Batman

yes and i am saying i am catwoman and the tooth fairy or is it the fairy god mother, hmmmmmmmm getting very crowded in here.

Enjoys feasting upon festering human flesh whilst doing poor chuck norris impersonations by holding a jelly donut powdered with microscopic swords.

enjoys feasting on maggot ridden roo carkasses while trying to impersonate each member of the spice girls.

I'm Batman

so it was you that was asleep in the dumpster outside the supermarket this morning.

You should not sleep in dumpsters they kinda smell

I am Batman

oh please, Batman has no proper superpowers.

Well, you know how I said I was a guy? Im actually not, Im "storm" from X-men....IM SO SORRY

You could only wish you were storm from x-men, you are actually the Joker from the batman movies.

Now me on the other hand, I am your worst nightmare. I am The Evil Fairy God Mother. mwahahahahahhahahahaha

yea.....well....well....well.......the person above me likes to pretend she has powers so she can emagine being with the person above her...

pssst.... buddy above me eats used toothpicks

The guy above me drinks coke by pouring it into his ear.

The dude above me likes to pretend hes got a clue!!!

(How is that not true, I usually do have a clue! ......Usually. )

The guy above me thinks iodine is skin moisturizer.

The guy above me doesn't know what iodine is....

The guy above me doesn't know what it is either.

The dude above me wants to have hair becuase he wont except the fact hes going through pre-baldness....

The dude above me is thinks the sky is green.

The person above me thinks the moon is made of moldy cheese.

The guy above me is really a dog!!!

the person above me eats toe jam

The guy above me wishes he knew the answer to his lonelyness....

Italian Stallion is neither Italian, nor a stallion. He's a fag.

Wilderbeast probably forgot that Wilderbeast is actually two words. :P

You don't know why you hate yourself

Italian Stallion probably died back at Thermopolyae. He's just a ghost now. :D

(Lolz, luv ya Stallion ^^)

Sapphire has a small brain and onve forgot to breath and was rushed to the hospital..... ha....thats to bad.... \

(It's all good :)

ItalianStallion wanted to be a little princess when he was younger and still wants to be.

wow you guys are so harsh (p.s. I am a girl just so you all know) The guy above me dresses in drag -which is ok with me myst. I got your back.

The GUY above me thinks he's a girl....

The person above me likes to wear hot pink 2 piece bathers and run around the mall singing Wanna Be by the Spice Girls.



Ariella

The person above me is envious of ItalianStallion's sexy hot pink two-pieces.

The person above me was that jealous of ItalianStallion's sexy hot pink two-pieces that he went out and got one and did the same thing.


Ariella

The person above me waved to me in the mall as she was doing the exact same thing

The person above me got a hot pink bikini that say PLAYBOY across the ass of them and a pair of fluffy hot pink slippers and now parading about the place making a total fool of himself.


Ariella

The person above me was actually going to buy the same set I bought but I was first in queue, now she is feeling all sulky about it and is planning to kidnap me and steal the awesome pink bikini.

The person above me decided to wear his pink bikini and fluffy pink slippers down the beach on a very very busy day thinking how nice it would be to lay on the beach and work on a tan.


Ariella

The person above me has kidnapped me and is stuffing stale muffins into my nostrils and ears.

Ah! Stop it, ariella, I'm posting on the forum here!

the person above me just walked up to a little girl and stole her bag to match his bikini and slippers.



Ariella

the person above me is actually a very clever rabbit.

who has kidnapped me and is forcing me to sing the Barney theme song.

The person above me is Barney


Ariella

Ariella likes to dig her nose and then eat the findings.

Myst likes to go around and eat dog droppings



Ariella

Ariella's face is 5/7 pimple.

Myst likes to drink from the toilet bowl.


Ariella

Ariella is a movie star.

Myst is really a very nice kind and caring person and the only problme in that he still wears diapers.



Ariella

Ariella doesnt know that I know she knows myst likes her who also knows he likes ariella.....well there was a hotel and now they dont talk to eachother anymore.....What a shame....hahaha Ariella gots the hots for myst!

Hmmm

ItalianStallion is the one who has the hots for Myst after seeing him parading around in that hot pink playboy bikini and hot pink fluffy slippers.


Ariella

Ariella is jealous of my blazing love affair with ItalianStallion.

Yea, you got her on that one man......totaly jealous ...... but you do look good in that bikini man..rrrrrrrrrrr yow!!!

hahahaha
eeeeewwwwwwww!!! MY EYES!!!!!

ItalionStallion has just proposed to Myst who has accepted the engagement.

I am soo happy for you both you make a wonderful couple.

Ariella :):):):)

ariella says she happy but inside shes ploting revenge on me and I think shes thinking what to do next right now????ahhhh

:eek:
(Hmmm how did you figure that out :confused: )

ItalionStalion has a bad habit of going around and licking out everyone toe jam...eewww get away from me you freak....



Ariella

umm....no I dont...(Who told you?) Ariella talks in her sleep......She doesnt only talk but tells her inner most secrets......Like her having a crush on her gym teacher......MISS SWANSON!!!! sorry couldnt keep it inside of me anymore....:)

(I trusted you with that secret you fool)

You are just jealous cause I am not interested in you and why you went out and married Myst......
:( poor little baby.....Myst will give you lots of hugs so it is ok you will live...



Ariella

Ariella is actually crying and mourning the loss of her lover ItalianStallion who licked her toe jam whenever she needed cheering up

Myst is actually telling lies because he is scared of losing ItalionStallion cause Myst was playing around on the hunny moon with the pool boy. naughty naughty. Can't even stay faithful for one night.



Ariella

How...did you know?!

Unless....

Ariella IS the pool boy!

Myst is trying to hide the fact that he had an affair with the pool boy by dragging me into his lovers triangle.....(not going to work)......and now ItalionStallion has just dragged Myst off to the toilets and showing him what the inside of the toilet bowl looks like.....*hears the toilet flushing* ItalionStallion walks out very happy, Must walks out with a very wet head and blue face.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ariella

-there has never been a post here- =P

Ariella in fact loves both me and ItalianStallion and even though Stallion and I have broken up (due to the pool boy event) she is trying to seduce us both with her enticing toilet tales.

Myst come on I am soooo out of your league and you know it kiddo.
Myst is just upset cause I told him it will never work out and now trying to say I love him. He is stalking me. Not cool Myst not kewl at all.


Ariella

Ariella is so cute when she jokes, that's why I agreed to a relationship despite her flaws =P

(aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh what???????????????
I AM NOT CUTE NOT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Myst is just spreading nasty rumours cause cause cause oh I dont know why........
Myst is stalking me and now everyone knows it and now the police are coming for you.......hahahaha


Ariella

How is saying you're cute spreading nasty rumours?

Ariella is actually just embarassed and is blushing, plus when making the joke that I am 'stalking her' she looks even cuter than usual =P

STOP SAYING I AM CUTE

Well just so everyone knows Myst has now been taken away in a straight jacket as he has a very serious mental condition where he creates a fantasy world in which he lives in and tries to get tohers to join him there. I was his latest victim and as you can see IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!

Ariella

Ariella is in denial of that special bond we share...

by the way, I'll be back home late, so don't wait up...

aaawwww it is ok I will leave the key in the outside fire just be careful it is very very hot. And don't worry the traps I have set up in the house won't hurt too much as you walk in the front door.........

YAY you didn't say I was cute this time lol

Ariella

The only thing possibly hot enough to burn me is you, Ariella...and don't worry, my heart is already completely trapped by you.

YOU CUTE CUTIE YOU! lolz

ermm......i dont even know what to say to all of that. You all are nuts.

I am not cute Myst......

wordwizard has just found out that she is being eaten alive by a flesh eating virus that she got from cleaning out toilets with her tongue.


Ariella

Ariella........why do you talk nonsense of your lover Myst??? You took him away from me and now you are saying things like this?? I will not blame him for leaving me since you went as low to use CUTE looks on him.......I see now how much he truly loves you......to still be with after all those lies!!Myst.....Im coming for you baby.....I will save YOU!!!!!!

I hand him over to you willingly.....seeing as though ItalionStallion has gotten over the whole pool boy incident the night they married, Msyt and Stallion are nnow riding off into the sunset on a pink tricycle with lots of pretty ribbons tied to it.



Ariella

as soon as they dissaear into the horizon, ariella calls up her secret lover for a quiet night in

Yes....That was what was happening intill Ariella came in our lives again!!!! she rode with a stolen horse she got from Myst when she was together and started throwing rocks at the carriage.....she managed to hit our driver and kill him sending our carriage into a wild ride!!! Myst is bleeding badly and I dont want to leave to find help knowing he might die!!! Look what your hate has done...!!!

I WILL GET YOU ARIELLA~~

ItallionStallion you lie to me, you lie.....
It can not be true, oh the pain of which is burried in my heart now that he may die. oh the pain.... will shed a million tears until you let me know he is ok.
Be honest with me.....it was you all along wasn't it. I know you did it.....you tried to murder him because he loves me and not you....he confessed it all to me alstnight when he came home....you made him marry you. Oh so heartless you are.......get away from him you murderer..............

myst obviously has no idea that you are pregnant with his child, does he ariella

Myst is dead....:) NOOOOO.........Damn You!!! Damn you all to hell!!! (seconds later) Ariella...you want my number?

italian stallian is now going to father myst and ariellas child

My love has died, oh the agony that befalls my beating heart which has taken an unneeded dive.....

Oh yeah I knew ya wanted me.....I knew it

And stop being so jealous girly



Ariella

I tried but
Myst was too demanding...Yes I want you Ariella!~~ Come be with me

jelous, not at all, italianstallion just killed my brother you heartless lady, dont call me jelous

You are lieing, you wanted him for yourself you have both been plotting to end our relationship fromthe start

I hate you both it will never work



Ariella

Myst is dead....all you have is me......plus m rich soooo.....can you say early retirement??

early retirement
but he is not dead you are lieing to me

But is ok you is cute and got da money

Ariella

your a sick lady, myst is my brother and he is dead, how can you say those thing, you got pregnant with his child, then you and itallianstallion plotted his murder because itallianstallion is infertile.

i only hope you can give that child a good life

what child I know nothing of this you all lie

Ariella

were shall we meet......I know a good strip club?

do we now, thats why you look 8 months pregnant and have been having pickle craving, throwing up every morning and violent mood swing, oh and yeah guess what, my brother found the pregnancy test kit yer wen u put it in the bin u houlda hidden it better

Ariella.....Save me!!!

save you from what..fatherhood?

Hey if I am pregnant then how the hell can I have a prefect figure. I mean a pregnant chick nac't fit into size 7 fool.....

Strip club sounds good Italion lets go
*not really going but have to get him to leave me alone he is a stalker and a murderer*

that happens when your on drugs though.you dont get fat

you are just hiding the fact that you are a druggie and have been since the age of 9 and trying to make them all believe i am pregnant and myst is dead and i am on drugs

You fool go to rehab and get sorted

Ariella

I didn't die, but attempted to commit suicide with ARIELLA out of the purest LOVE! We knew the fiendish ItalianStallion would always be hounding us so we decided to go to the one place where nobody can tear us apart....death

Yes I admit it is true. We tried so hard but our love too strong and pure that the gods not let us die.
I will let your sister know you are now safe and sound my love she will be sooooo happy.....



Ariella

Oh no, hang on.....that's not my sister, my sister is much prettier!! She's actually an EVIL ROBOT sent by ItalionStallion to murder me and steal Ariella for his private STRIP CLUB!

OMG......
You are just saying that cause you don't want me to meet your family, and see where you really live. Or find out that ItalionStallion is really part of your family.


Ariella

That's not true my dearest darling!!

You know I love you enough to take you anywhere and tell you everything....and so I have to reveal this to you. You're right: just the other day, I found out that ItalianStallion is none other than my....son.....born from you.

hmmmmmm ok then you are deluded now and seriously there is a nice friendly man coming through the front door with a very stylish jacket for you. You should try it on cause it will look really nice on you.....:)
(We can only hope they take you away and lock you up and throw away the keys)


Ariella

Wow.....ok lets see.....Myst isnt dead......He is infact inlove with Ariella.....Who didnt meet me at the strip club?? Im the son of myst who I had a sexual relationship with?? ah!!!!!! And I was trying to get with my mom ariella?!!! AAHHHH.......Myst why didnt you tell me?? and Ariella? dont you know what comes out of your body?? Ewww thats soooo nasty!!! Myst.........is that why when we were done....you called me your son?? ... i thought that was my nickname!!! ahhhh....was this a ploit to ruin my life...!!!! well mission accomplished people!!! I cant even look at myself....ah!!!!

NOOOOO!

I JUST WANTED TO TEACH MY SON HOW TO BE A MAN....

Arieeeellaaaa.....! My darling, why did you ruin this...?

Ariella.....You backstabber.......Im not a paycheck I'm a human and I damand you take care of me.!!!! Mother

What all of you don't know is that Ariella is actually the daughter of my drunken night with a golden retriever!!

So Stallion I am your GRANDFATHER as well as your FATHER!

Ok...lets see....Ariella is my sister and your my dad slash grandfather..?? Y do try to get with your offspring??....Well..... i just dont know anymore

Cause' my offspring are all very beautiful people, and you can't deny that!

Your one crazy mofo dad.. granfather?? But I dont know what you mean about ariella......She looks more like that golden retriever!!

Well golden retrievers turn me on, why do you think your stepmom was one?!

Oh yeah but of all my children I enjoyed the nights with you the most Stallion, you got a nice butt

You are a very sick twisted and perverted individual and I am not your daughter. I am ashamed of your platent lies and you are just angry with me as we had such a nasty arguement over who was going to do the dishes. If it means that much to you my darling Myst you can do them.


Ariella

Well......he got a DNA test done on all of us and YES... me and you are brother and sister......sorry....myst is our dad .... deal with it

oh well that is kewl then.....So little bro how are you....got rid of those flease yet?



Ariella

Yes I confess me and Ariella were in it together, we were pretending Ariella was your sister cause' we didn't want you to feel lonely, Stallion, after figuring out your true family, don't you see son me and your mom just wanted the best for you

See I told you all it was a lie.
Myst your tea is in the oven and don't worry I haven't added any poison to this lot.



Ariella

Thank you honey but didn't I tell you not to make tea in the oven?

Well Ariella is getting older her waistline is bulging..

Oh gee did I do it again....oh well you'll get over it.

No that is not my waiste line that is just your eye sight you fool. I told you that you were going blind........and there you go again walking straight into that cupboard door that always seems to be open whenever you walk thorugh the kitchen. So clumsy.



Ariella

Well I can't see very well so how do I know that you are really Ariella, you might be a grandma or even a sumo wrestler, the only way to be sure that you're still the perfect figured one I married is to use my sense of touch

Ah ok well there you go *hands Myst a broom stick* see haven't changed a bit.....lol
Myst is know using his sense of touch on the broom.


Ariella

Oh well Ariella whether you are as obese as an elephant or as thin as this broom stick you are fooling me with I still love you all the same, now give me a kiss darling I have to go for a trip, don't wait up for dinner

Obese now am I???? Well gee how the heck does one go from size 7 to obese in a few hours, damn I am good.
No i will not, you have insulted me so now you can go on your little trip with where ever it is you are going, I care not. And by the way ItalionStallion took your wallet with him as he left so I do hope you weren't in need of that. I knew you wouldn't mind.


Ariella

Wow.... whether Myst is my dad or not...He sure does have alot of money....Hey Myst/dad/I dont care.....
I hope you didnt mind but I bought a couple of ladies for me tonight.....Well ok...Il be honest.....I bought the whole strip club.....Its so awsome!!!! Im lik tthe king Pimp..Everyone listens to me..I have found my calling!!!
Thanks Myst!!

What Italion doesn't realise is the strip club he bought was all crossdresssers so he is now parading around wiht 15 what he thinks is females, but it really isn't.......


Ariella

Well ariella..... you are 1 of the 15?

ItalionStallion only wishes I was one of the 15. But lucky for me I am not one of them.
ItalionStallion has just been arrested for kidnapping of a very rare and endangered species to sell on the black market and now will be spending the remainder of his life behind bars........



Ariella

The only problem was that the very rare species was...ARIELLA- the missing link between monkeys and humans. And so Ariella is sold on the black market and bought by a 64 year old bachelor looking for some *cough* fun *cough*.

Myst has just realised that the whole time he has been posting away on this forum that no one has been paying any attentiion to him what so ever and can't stand him and someone has traced back to his residence and now staring at him trough the iwndow planning his excrutiating death and thinking how much fun it is going to be, but the fool hasn't realised anyone is watchhing him because he is too busy posting on the forum......hahahaha bye bye Myst



Ariella

I'm Batman

You say you are batman but you are really the tooth fairy.



Ariella

Ariella......the truth is......you dont know who you really are.....you dont know why you hate yourself and you ask yourself every night why? who am I realy? Why do I pretend to be someone I'm not?? You cry and cry.....So Ariella....WHO ARE YOU???

itallion stallion asks who ariella is....ariella is a poet who sits in dark rooms listening to other poets and snaps rather than claps. awesome.

lol

You are just angry because you tried to join in on all the action and got thrown out head first into the gutters.



Ariella

I like orange juice.

You say you like orange juice but we all know that you really enjoy sucking the blood from innocent young victims and are really the creator of this forum just to make sure you always have fresh blood coming in on a regular basis.......



Ariella

I enjoy long walks in the park with drug dealers and enjoy kissing with beautiful cold sores on my lips. Makes me feel like a queen. I like to follow ariellas fashion sense and wear boobie tassles and leather chaps on a daily basis. Ariella-you are my idol.
(p.s. -ya i am angry because i joined in late-dang computer threw me out of the loop)

Dont blame the computer...Blame you inability to not brake things......sorry the truth...

ItalionStallion is just angry because wordwizard was paying no attention to him and Stallion is a very demanding person which is why wordwizard went away for a while.....she needed a break from him...



Ariella

has actually just jumped off a cliff and into a vat of hot boiling water to never again be seen or heard of

torana does not eat vegemite hahahaha

Wordwizard once downed 32 hotdogs in 2.72 minutes. Honestly :D You can find the video on youtube :P

hahahaha the trick is to soak the hotdogs in pop. jk i read that somewhere.
zerobytes can fit a whole banana down his/her throat....and then pull it back up whole..(I have seen it before)

wordwizard is just jealous because she wishes she could do the same thing

burn on me. misstikal eats toilet paper because he cant afford real food.

wrodwizard has just found out that the whole time hse has been posting on this forum she has been getting studied by scientists and they are now taking her away to do experiments on her to try and find out how the mind of a mental psycopath works.

ariella just found out shes actually a man. BAHAHA

wordwizard has just had a sex change to be just like me

ariella is every mans dreams HAHAH BURN

wrodwizard is jealous

ariella eats bum crumbs

wordwizard is in moarning cause ariella doesn't come on the forum no more so now she is all alone and has no one to love her...hahaha
don't worry wordwizard I am sure Domoviye and you will have a long standing relationship on the boards to replace the love you and ariella had for each other