Story Board Game

[Prometheus]

I started one of these at an anarchist board I belong to and had so much fun. In fact one of my friends still uses a sentence he wrote in that story board two years since then.

The rules:

I'm an anarchist (and they were too) so anything went there except 1) The post had to be only one sentence. Extreme run one sentences were punished by whips from a wet noodle.
2) A member could not post a post after themselves. (See wet noodle above)

Here there are rules so I must add: 3) Nothing may be posted that would violate the rules already established by the owner/moderators.

[Prometheus]

Wolfie took down the Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, briefly wondering if it was only chocolate that was sticky on the container.

[Marcelo]

But when Wolfie tried to put it on the table, he found that--much to his dismay--the container was stuck to his hand. Trying to make the best out of the situation, he opened it with his teeth, but instead of delicious chocolate syrup he found an ACTIVE BOMB A MINUTE AWAY FROM BLOWING UP!

[Prometheus]

Luckily, Wolfie had the community college extension course in deactivation bombs with toes, unfortunately there was an unknown intergalactic toenail fungus spore on the cap.

[Marcelo]

And because of the syrup's stickiness, and because he had no friends at all, he spent three days and nights flat on his back on the kitchen floor, watching how the intergalactic toenail fungus spore consumed his body. During this time he wondered why he didn't felt the necessity to go to the bathroom, "May it be that I am fictional?" he wooed out loud, for everyone knows that fictional characters don't go to the bathroom.

[Prometheus]

Then all of a sudden, a stream of urine gushed from his left ear.

[Marcelo]

"Hurray, I'm not fictional!" Wolfie shouted in triumph, completely ignoring the massive current of blood that was trickling from his ear. However, his relief was short-lived, for in that very moment he was attacked by a radioactive instect-rat-thing. The insect-rat-thing fed on his blood, and then duplicated through asexual means. Soon, hundreds of the hideous irradiated monsters were banqueting on his body, and with every passing second, they became more and more...

[Prometheus]

........tame and fuzzy until it looked like Wolfie had been transported into Heinlein's book The Rolling Stones.

[ChimmyBear]

Sadly this wasn't the case as Wolfie soon began playing guitar like one of the musical Rolling Stones...it really was quite a visual...

[Prometheus]

............Mick Jagger strolls in wearing nothing but a coating of green jelly, asking to borrow a belt sander..........

[ChimmyBear]

...and a hydrolic lift. He watches as Wolfie settles his eyes upon the big...

[Prometheus]

...spiky banana-shaped latex device in his left hand, and said "so you interested in bartering".

[ChimmyBear]

Wolfie backed away slowly, leaving behind a massave amount of...

[Prometheus]

....perspiration upon which Mick Jagger slipped accidentally inserting the "device" in........

[ChimmyBear]

...the mouth of Wolfie's "Big Mouth Billy Bass", that he won while playing...

[Prometheus]

................Drunken Karaoke to I Touch Myself. Then out of nowhere a Kodiak Bear wearing a pink tutu and roller skates holding a picture of Michael Jackson moonwalked into the room.......

[ChimmyBear]

...Wolfie knew the Bear, named "Klover", wanted the Billy Bass for his own, so he quickly grabbed the mic and jumped on the bar before Klover could do his disco skate show and win with his...

[Prometheus]

reenactment of what had happened to that guy who filmed grizzlies, in a voice that would fit in best in bar called the Ram Rod, Klover said....

[ChimmyBear]

..."Humans will never be a part of the animal world... soft roarrrrr...now hand over that Big Mouth Billy Bass". Wolfie was quick thinking and pull a tranquilizer gun out of his...

[Prometheus]

....stuffed elk head, and said "I will not allow you will to help it spawn again this year, last time I got it back it..........."

[ChimmyBear]

...it was singing Born Free and some random song by John Denver, this is just not macho." About that time Billy Bass broke loose with a...

[Prometheus]

Heartfelt rendition of I Wouldn't Have Missed it for the World, at which point the music police stormed into the room and blew his head off, meanwhile.....

[ChimmyBear]

...Klover took control of the situation by twirling in his tutu and singing a Barry Manilow tune while the police stopped and grabbed their...

[Prometheus]

......chests over their hearts and joined in, it wasn't long until their utility belts were entwined on the floor and they...........

[ChimmyBear]

...did a "strip search" on each other while looking for the Billy Bass when the music had stopped. Too bad they didn't see Wolfie sneek the thing in his guitar case just before the gang...

[Prometheus]

....of attractive women wearing knock off police hats entered the room and asked "are we too late for the gang........."

[ChimmyBear]

...of partying unicorns and gyrating gnomes?" The patrons looked at them in...

[Prometheus]

...and said "did you bring enough mushrooms for us too" It's been too long since I last danced with the sweet muse.....

[ChimmyBear]

...of flirty bears and silly singing fish. Soon the whole bar was bouncing with...

[Marcelo]

the insect-rat-things, which had become violent and blood-thirsty again, and who...

[Prometheus]

were holding leashes of lutefisk eating Norwegian strippers wearing nothing but two cotton balls and a Q-Tip, holding.....

[Marcelo]

the pieces of an ancient artifact with the power to destroy all the universe, but they were too stupid to put it together. The flirty kodak bears, on the other hand...

[Prometheus]

Had the assembly directions hidden in the pouches of the kangaroos the kept for.............

[ChimmyBear]

...a time such as this when they all knew it was time to get the hell out and chase down that Wolfie who had gotten away with the Billy Bass. They were so sure they saw him....

[Prometheus]

.....unzip the Wolfie costume and emerge as Bob Dole, but they weren't sure because by then the 'shrooms were kicking in and they also saw..........

[Marcelo]

Elvis Presley and Bob Marley dressed in samurai armor fighting to the death, who subsequently...

[Prometheus]

Started some heavy petting before morphing into a couple of drunken writers on the internet who..................

[Marcelo]

were writing a story about Wolfie, who everyone thought was human, but what they didn't know was that he was actually it, a wolf who...

[Shadow Reeves]

had been bitten by a human to become a were-man - and every black moon he would join society as an upper class snob preying on the weak and narrow minded.

[Prometheus]

The writer was anxious because he kept having periods of his writing time he couldn't remember and would .....

[Marcelo]

Then go video-tape suicide bombers doing their duty, because that was his hobby. However, he was captured by Osama himself during one of his trips, who then...

[Prometheus]

Brain washed him into thinking he was Al Gore, the whole world was going to drown from global warming and............

[Reicheru]

the penguins were really angry about it. They had already infiltrated and attacked several coastal cities causing...

[Prometheus]

Mass casualties at several herring canning plants, the carnage would have been much worse but, Wolfie subdued the vicious aquatic birds with.........

[Reicheru]

a vicious howl and a stern glance. The penguins quickly scattered back into the sea. Meanwhile Wolfie decided to ...

[Prometheus]

Go out for pizza with chicken and white sauce, unfortunately the pizzeria was actually the space travel ship from the Hitchhiker guide and.....

[Reicheru]

before he knew it he was on the other side of the galaxy. He realised he had made a very bad mistake when...

[Prometheus]

All of a sudden all he wanted to do was make out with Dianne Feinstein in the back of Toyota Prius and realized Old uncle Al was back to.................

[Reicheru]

his old tricks again. Dianne Feinstein was the clue his uncle had always been trying to fix them up. God knew why.
Later, having escaped the Emotional Influencator and smacking his uncle Al round the head. He wandered deep into the ship in search of the pizza he still wanted when suddenly....