Crazy Ivan
04-19-2007, 07:41 PM
Today, Eastview Student Boo Flugs announced to another student, “God, President Bush is so stupid.”
Earlier investigations have shown that the last time Boo Flugs read a newspaper was to check up on Garfield’s wild antics. Earlier investigations have also shown that there is strong correlation between reading Garfield and dying cold and alone.
Boo Flugs then proceeded to criticize our current Congress. One student commented, “Man this math assignment is so gay.” After deep analysis and consideration Boo Flugs responded with, “Yeah. Almost as gay as CONGRESS!”
Various comments such as, “OOOH” and “deliciously scathing” were heard. Comments such as “please leave” and “you have seconds to live,” were not.
When asked why said Congress loved other Congresses of the same gender, Boo Flugs responded with, “I dunno, man, like it’s all corrupt and a bunch of like, the laws are retarded. Like the Patriot Act or something. They like, spy on all of us, now.”
Studies have shown that Boo Flugs only measurement of how homosexual a current Congress is, is talk-show hosts and Bushism calendars.
When pressed further to explain his opinion, Boo Flugs stated, “What are you? Some kind of Republican?”
Afterwards, members of the table commended Flugs risky political humor and restated his infallibility.
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The person who wrote this (Who I know but whose identity I shan't reveal) is the GOLDEN MESSIAH OF TRUTH, as evidenced by this heavenly article.
Everyone somewhere knows a Boo Flugs, especially those in middle school through college. THEY MUST BE STOPPED. If you or a loved one hear a Boo Flugs in the nearby vicinity, please use the NAPS(National Association for the Prevention of Stupidity)-approved responses given in the second sentence of the fourth paragraph of this article.
Good night, and good luck.
Earlier investigations have shown that the last time Boo Flugs read a newspaper was to check up on Garfield’s wild antics. Earlier investigations have also shown that there is strong correlation between reading Garfield and dying cold and alone.
Boo Flugs then proceeded to criticize our current Congress. One student commented, “Man this math assignment is so gay.” After deep analysis and consideration Boo Flugs responded with, “Yeah. Almost as gay as CONGRESS!”
Various comments such as, “OOOH” and “deliciously scathing” were heard. Comments such as “please leave” and “you have seconds to live,” were not.
When asked why said Congress loved other Congresses of the same gender, Boo Flugs responded with, “I dunno, man, like it’s all corrupt and a bunch of like, the laws are retarded. Like the Patriot Act or something. They like, spy on all of us, now.”
Studies have shown that Boo Flugs only measurement of how homosexual a current Congress is, is talk-show hosts and Bushism calendars.
When pressed further to explain his opinion, Boo Flugs stated, “What are you? Some kind of Republican?”
Afterwards, members of the table commended Flugs risky political humor and restated his infallibility.
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The person who wrote this (Who I know but whose identity I shan't reveal) is the GOLDEN MESSIAH OF TRUTH, as evidenced by this heavenly article.
Everyone somewhere knows a Boo Flugs, especially those in middle school through college. THEY MUST BE STOPPED. If you or a loved one hear a Boo Flugs in the nearby vicinity, please use the NAPS(National Association for the Prevention of Stupidity)-approved responses given in the second sentence of the fourth paragraph of this article.
Good night, and good luck.