George Bush, of course.

Everything he says is hilarious. Stand-up comedy has never known such a genius.


What is your favourite Radiohead song?

I'm afraid I don't know any Radiohead songs off the top of my head.

What is your favorite inanimate object?

Hmmm...does my computer or TV count.

Ir life was soming to an end who would you want to spend your last moments with?

myself and al u guys here at writing forums...

What would you say if i stuck my tongue out at you and swore?

I would do it right back at ya. :p

ir fou could go back in time to another era which one would you choose?

I would love to be around when the dinosaurs roamed around the earth, it would be scary but it would be so cool :)

How is your Christmas planning coming along? :)

Oh just dandy fine.
A few ales in the local public house then a nibble to eat and maybe some kidney for lunch.

What don't you know?

The meaning of life and your real name.

Same question
What don't you know?

I don't know everything that I don't know, including the meaning of life, and the secret to finding a publisher.

What is your favorite word?

What is your favorite word?

Discombobulated or Wasn't


Same question

Peace. That is my favourite word.

What is it that you long for but know will always be far from your grasp.

Peace. That is my favourite word.

What is it that you long for but know will always be far from your grasp.

A writing career ;)

Stupidest idea you've ever had for a book?

Glitauren legends

person u hate the most?

My soon to be Ex Nieghbours four doors from mine.

WHo do you hate and detest the Most?

being prevented from urinating when absolutely busting.

what is your favourite name?

My own. I also like "Alex." If I could choose any other name to take, I would choose Alexander and go by Alex.

What would you most want someone to say to you?

If it were a woman "Hello there your a good looking gentleman aren't you"

What would you most want to say to yourself if you travelled back in time to a point in your life were your still young?

If it were a woman "Hello there your a good looking gentleman aren't you"

What would you most want to say to yourself if you travelled back in time to a point in your life were your still young?

"Hello there Jacky, you're a good looking gentleman aren't you." hehe :redface: So are you good looking Jacky? :redface:


Do yourself a favour and put a paper bag over your head, it will save you years of pain later on.

What's your favourite pick up line? :cool:

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.



How many intimate girlfriend/boyfriends have you had?

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.



How many intimate girlfriend/boyfriends have you had?

Three

If you could live in any country where would you live and why?

i would live in Australia!!!even though i do allready, what can i say, we are a lucky country(touch wood)

most emabarassing moment with a partner?

Constantinople.

If you were allowed to do one thing without any consequences, what would you do?

Shoot tony blair john prescot and gorden brown for ****ing up the united kingdom so they can become very rich.


What is the one thing above all that you fear?????
"Hello there Jacky, you're a good looking gentleman aren't you." hehe :redface: So are you good looking Jacky? :redface:



Id like to think I am. I do consider myself a true English Gentleman and I do know how to give a lady a good time. Theres nothing more beautiful in this world than that of a beautiful womans smile. Aaaah my heart flutters.
Moments before I saw come here sweety.
This night is going to be your.......


......Your Old Pal Jacky

Shoot tony blair john prescot and gorden brown for ****ing up the united kingdom so they can become very rich.


What is the one thing above all that you fear?????

Id like to think I am. I do consider myself a true English Gentleman and I do know how to give a lady a good time. Theres nothing more beautiful in this world than that of a beautiful womans smile. Aaaah my heart flutters.
Moments before I saw come here sweety.
This night is going to be your.......


......Your Old Pal Jacky
:redface: :redface: So sweet.

Spiders, most definately spiders, they always manage to hang in the doorways trapping me in the room, or outta the house.

What is the one thing you regret mos about your life?

Posted by Ariella :)

Not sleeping around more and building up a better tolerance for alcohol.

What's the one thing that you're most proud of?

Not sleeping around more and building up a better tolerance for alcohol.

What's the one thing that you're most proud of?

The fact that my poem, Hide and Seek, is being published...YAY!

Same question...

The things that I have done to help others.

Same Question.
What's the one thing that you're most proud of?

That my friends respect my writing.

Who's the person that you fear most?

The one person I fear the most died, so I guess no one anymore.

Same question. Who's the person you fear themost?

My grandmother on my dad's side. She is one SCARY old mexican woman.

What do you desire the most in life?

Happiness. But happiness is not always what you expect it to be.

Why do you think you exist?

Because everything has a place in the universe and my place is to simply breath and procreate.

What is it that you wish you did in your past but cowarded from?

Well that would have to be tell a certain person I felt the same instead of staying silent and pretending I never heard what he said. Oh well.

What is one thing in your past that you truely regret?

No regrets - I don't believe in them. I've made stupid mistakes, like telling off my Mom when she was trying to help me, but I learned from it so I don't regret doing it.

What is the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

fallen over in public....several times, like once in the shop i tripped over in front of everyone and busted open a 3ltr bottle of milk...not cool

wierdest dream you ever had?

I was in a huge building spanning a bride somewhere in what appeared to be Colorado. It was like I was playing a video game . . . trying to find keys to open new sections, and I was with a friend that was looking for someone that he loved.

There were odd areas. There was a place on the Western side of the building that was full of these hauntingly beautiful 3-D works of art. Very amazing.

Have you ever had a dream so real that you later thought it was a memory?

Funny enough I do believe that i have it was about two years ago i dreamt of this girl/woman as though we were together. I have never met her seen her and proberly never will. But after that dream for a good few weeks it was so real she was like a memory and constantly on my mind.

As the trend goes.
Its a good question so here we go.
Same Question again.
Have you ever had a dream so real that you later thought it was a memory?

Yes. At one point I had a dream and later referred to it as a memory, only to find out that I was confusing dreams with reality.

I also once based a paper on a dream. It got a B.

Name a movie that you could do a better job at directing/producing or one you would like to have directed/produced?

Screamers. Starred Peter Weller. The film had so much promise but lacked the actors and funding.

What do you dream of at night before you actually fall a sleep. I mean as you lay there what is it you dream of.

My book, or one of them, usually. Sometimes I think about whatever media I was reading/watching/listening too before I go to bed.

Ah you forget to put in a question spherical. Not to worry though I forgive ya. :)

If you had any power at all for just one day what would you want your power to be?

Only a day? DANG! XD
I feel like calling it the power of influence. The ability to...not change the ways other's minds think, but open them and present them with a new thought, and maybe bring about a change for the better. :)

If you could go anywhere with anybody, who and where would it be and why?
(My answer--London, with Michael and my mom. XD <3 Because I love London, for the beauty, history, culture, and fashion, and I also adore Michael and Mom. :3)
TTYS,
~FI~

If i could go anywhere with anyone, then it would be the future with my family in the hope that its a better place than now.

If both your with and child were about to fall from a cliff and you only had time to save one. Which of them would you save your child or your wife?

Oh difficult one...uhm...well, first off, I'd wonder why I had a wife. O.o
So I'll assume it would be husband for me. XD
I'd tell my husband I love him, but the kid's our future. I'd save the child. :)

do you see the glass as half empty or half full--and of what?

~FI~

I try to see it as being half full, of what you say, well if you're talking alcohol, I love my jacks.

Same question :)

id say its half empty, so please top up my jacks

yay for jack daniels

Well to go through life with an half empty glass or full must be bad. Either that or your cheap skates. Remember if you buy me a drink mines a full glass please. lol

If a massive war broke out regarding terrorism and you could only nuke one country to try to prevent the war esculating into something far worse.
Which country would you nuke.
Iran
Iraq
America
Afghanistan
Syria
Lebonnon.
Isreal

so please top up my jacks
Naa I'm already full. lol :)


I I love my jacks.

Same question :)

Why thanks. :p

UH...UM...is there a way of answering this question without getting anyone fired up?

I'd probly nuke America. Don't ask me why...ok!

What is your all time favourite drink when you go to the pub? (mine's jack daniels and midori for something a bit lighter, I I love my jacks)

:redface: Ah...Ah...hehe :redface:

thanks. lol
My favourite drink is proberly brandy. Not sure why but i do like a drink of brandy or even Rum.
Other than that its Budwieser.

What is your favourite drink of alchole

Tequeila.

What is your favourite time of year.

Autum.

What is it that you long for the most out of life.

Well my fantasy is what I long for most out of life other than getting my own book of poetry published.

I like this question so same again.

Money.. and lots of it.

Money could solve many problems for me

If you could have one thing, right now, what would it be?

Cash and lots of it. god knows it'd be nice to win the lottery.

Why Do you like to write.

Because it releases supressed emotions. It is a creative artistry, when I write I go into a trance and nothing else exists except for the pen an paper (or computer) and whatever the thought is that I am writing about.

What is the most important thing in your life besides money?

Probably my family and friends cos they help maintain my sanity.

If you could go back in time and change something what would it be?

Well for me there would only be one thing in my life I would go back and change and that would be the loss of my little brother, I'd go back and stop his accident from ever happening.

Same question.

Well for me there would only be one thing in my life I would go back and change and that would be the loss of my little brother, I'd go back and stop his accident from ever happening.



I'm sorry to hear that.


As for the question. well Id go back alright and change everything from the day i turned 18.

what does money mean to you. And I don't mean paying the bills type of stuff. what does money mean to you.

Nothing apart from greed, arrogancy, misery and even more bills!

What is you all time favourite saying or insult?

Walk away.

who is your true hero someone you really look up to?

Ahh...I've never had one.

Same question cause I'm curious! :)

Naa thats cheating. lol

In answer to Ariella's question:

One of my friends who is a little younger than me - she's been through a lot of trouble with her family, yet is a very strong person. I know many people who have been through considerably less but have fallen to pieces, unfortunately.

If there was one celebrity you could meet, who would it be?

I have an excuse it is like 1.40am.

John Denver. But he's dead now.

I like that question so same again.
If there was one celebrity you could meet, who would it be?

Brad Pitt so I could tell him just how much I really dispise everything about him.

If you could go anywhere in the world for free where would you go?

Hey that's cheating remember!!!!!!!!

Australia. :)

If you would love to live in a different country where would you choose.

England cause I like it when it's cold goes better with nice hot fire, coffee and roasted marshmallows, oh and don't forget the fluffy slippers. hehe

If you had one wish what would it be?

Too meet you.

Same question again.

Ok well if your wish is to meet me then my wish will be to meet you. :)

Do you enjoy the extreme sports, if yes what kind?

Rock Climbing and well its a rare thing these days but jumping out of planes.

What is your favourite pass time?

(Jumping out of a plane is something I am planning to do next year, can't wait)

Writing poetry.

What is the one thing around the home you truely hate doing?

Homework being around insociable people.

What do you feel is missing in your life?

Nothing is missing in my life. :)

Why would you think something is missing in your life?

Through close comparisons of other people and what they have.

What's the craziest thing you've done lately?

Paid out one hell of a lot of money to move house. *Sigh*

Why don't you do more to try and reach your dreams?

Ah good question. I honestly don't know.

What do you do for a living?

A good question They call me Bond is that a hint lmao

If you could turn back time by years how many would you chose to turn back by?

Seven. Maybe ten. Probably seven.

What one object would you love to have if in obtaining it, you lost everything else?

Davey Jones Locker.

What is the one thing above all else you would give your life to protect?

My Flagg, the Union Jack because its my country.

Would you give your life to protect your home country.

Too right I would.

What is the one Country you wish you lived in?

Canada, I have friends there.

How tall are you?

Can't remember.

What colour are your eyes?

They change. They were blue-gray last time I checked, but they've also been green and hazel. I always hope I'll check some time and they'll be gold.

What is your least favorite question that you've responded too here?

I can't remember that so many.

What is your favourite time of day

Well I would have to say when the sun goes down becuase the night sky is so beautiful and I love staring up at the stars.

Don't you think it is funny how The Reaper still hasn't given up on the which flag is better arguement? (hehe)

very funny. coke or pepsi?

I'll have whatevers on tap.

What do you look for when searching for a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Personality. The girl has to have nice eyes. you can tell alot from a womans eyes. and a smile that makes her face light up.

What historical moment interests you the most?

The British Civil war. Cromwell.

What interests you most in life?

Writing poetry, it is my life apart from my family that is.

What inspires you the most in life?

Those rare but beautiful incidents that involve people working together to help one another.

What is the one place on all of the earth you'd like to see the most?

Definately England and surrounding areas. I've wanted to go there ever since I was 5 yrs old.

What is the best time to go there?

Japan. I have no idea why. There and Italy, I want to make wishes in the trevi fountain

I fyou could be in any television show, what would it be and why?

i would be in my wife and kids, i love that show, they have such an awesome time on there, they would be fun to work with

^same question^

Firefly. Because I love the way those charactors jelled together and made that show. Id love to have been apart of that.

Which TV show do you wish they'd bring back?

SG-1, darn it. Reboot, from the 80's. Firefly. The original Batman cartoon. The writing in that show was incredible.

What band do you wish would get back together?

The Original Line up of Fields Of The Nephilim, together they played like magic.

If you had to choose a TV show to take over the lead role what show would you choose and why?

Well, I haven't seen it yet, but probably the Dresden Files, upcoming on Sci-Fi.

If that turns out to suck, I'd probably choose something like Angel or Buffy.

That's a really interesting question. If you could take over the life of a lead character in any television show, which show would you choose?

That is a hard question. I think I would be Smallville, because of his ability to fly and possibly the x-ray vision. My other thoughts were Firefly and Supernatural, but while there are some very lovely ladies in Firefly, I don't believe it's necessarialy worth being chased by walking corpse cloathed maniacs. As for Supernatural... that was just a horrible thought to begin with. Wanting to be him would be like wanting to be Hamlet or Oedipus. Sorry, I'm a guy. I have ulterior motives.

If you, your mother and your lover were traveling on the same cruise ship when it hit something in the south bahamas and your lover fell over one side, your mother on the other then who would you save?

My mother, she brought me into this world I could at least save her life in return.

If you were a millionare and decided to give it up and donate it all to one charity, which one would you choose?

Green peace. they need all the help they can get.

Which charitiy would you choose

Doctors without borders.

If you had to pick one charity that would dissapear from the world forever, which would you pick?

I would pick the charity who's sole purpose is to donate to other charities. I remember a charity that came to my work and gave a speach. They said that they exist to spread donations equally among various smaller charities. When they started to answer questions my first question was "what is your overhead." The lady looked at me as if I had just killed her first born son. Needless to say, I would rather give money to a beggar on the side of the road than give money to them.

If you had to ask your next question with out using the words "if" or "you" then how would you word it?

Simple. Below is the answer and next question.
What does the sum 10 + 10 = ?

The fourth word is 'just'.

Why in the world do people like anime?

people like an escape from the repetative "live action series" that just use retread scripts from the ORIGINALS

would you eat a human being if it meant saving your life?

No. I honestly would prefer dying to eating a human, frequent lessons on the Donner Party...ugh. A lot of people probably would though.

Do you think that we should have a population control system in this country? (A.K.A. People being limited to having a certain amount of children).

Katherine: (not sure, but i think there were two questions asked.)
10+10=3y-12=5b(xh)
20=3y-12=5b(xh)
32=3y=5b(xh)
10.67=y=5/3b(xh)
My Answer = Swiss Cheese
No, well what do you expect my paper to look like after stabbing it 42 times with the pencil when I got frustrated?

I think that a growing population compliments our expanding economy.

What is the most creative way you've heard of a person breaking up with their lover?

The Bajoran ritual from DS9.

What do you think poses the greatest threat currently to life on Earth?

Humanity.

Would you if you had the chance leave the Earth and explore the universe?

Most definately.

If you were given the chance to travel the world but could only take one person with you, who would you take?

My soulmate. Wherever the F he is.

If you were going to die, what would ur last meal be?

ooh tough one my dear, tough one. That would have to be Crayfish with a really nice gourmet salad but I'd also want lots and lots of chocolate and at least one can of jack daniels to acompany the chocolate.

Same question, it's interesting. :):)

A never empty stomach, good burgers, hot chips, coke zero, stirfry, meat pies. My general diet now!!!! hahaha. Same question

Tortellini stuffed with mushrooms and veal with a white sauce. Sparkling cider to drink, and something chocolaty for desert.

Where and how would you like to die?

Falling into a pit of radioactive genetically spliced parrot eating-spider-monkeys
same question

A sleep in comfort.

Same question

In a shipwreck in the middle of the atlantic ocean.

What is the one thing you want to do before you die?

Become a world class novelist.

Who is your favourite author and why?

William Shakespeare, his words are so inspiring and touching, never read anything of his I havent fallen in love with yet.

What is the one thing in your life that you would hate to lose?

The idea for my book.

What is the one thing that you would remember if you lost the rest of your memory forever?

my first love

if you could go back to your childhood, is there one particular kid you would love to go and give what for?

Not really because I'm not that kind of person.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would that be and why?

I'd work out more.

If you had to change everything about yourself except one thing, what is the one thing you would keep the same?

My soul. Id keep that.

If someone gave you 1 million and gave you the choice to keep the money or spend it within a month and prove you have nothing more than the same clothes your wearing and you'll be given 50 million but if you own anything other than the clothes your wearing now then you fail and recieve nothing. What would you do keep the million or try the challenge?

Hard question, I go clothing shopping all the time, I love shopping. But I guess I'd give it a try though, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

It is human natre to always want more, so if your fantasies came true, what would be the next thing you would want?

To go diving with Great White sharks and study them in deph

What would you fantasy be?

To get a book published full from front to back of my own poetry, now that would be perfect....

Do you think that the world would be a better place if Winnie The Pooh Bear was running the entire world? LOL

Well I just think we would live in a better place. providing we all like honey.

Who do you think would make a better world leader.
Rupert The Bear.
Teddy Ruxbin.
Paddington Bear.

Paddington, he's more prepared for the unexpected. LOL


Which do you think would be best suited for his second in command?

Garfield, Snoopy or the little mermaid Ariel?

Garfield.


Who do you think should win in celebraty death match.
Snoopy
Or
Bagpuss

Snoopy.

Who would you rather have over for tea: Garfield, Odie or Roger Ramjet?

Garfield. :D

who would you rather have brunch with Napolian or Wellington

Napolian.

Who would you rather moon, the Queen or the Prime Minister?

Oh yeah good question.
Id moon the Queen with my Royal Bottom. lol

I loved this Question so you guessed it.
Same Question.
Who would you rather moon, the Queen or the Prime Minister?

Definately the Queen.

Would you rather throw rotten food at the Queen or put a rotten fish in her mode of transportation?

put a rotten fish in her mode of transportation that sounds fun.

Do you like the British Monarchy?

I'm not subject to it, so I don't really care. I do happen to think that William Windsor is cute though.

Would you like it if you discovered that you were a long lost member of the British royalty?

Yeah, but I'd have to get trained how not to fart and burp like a man and how to speak like a lady....
Same queastion..

Nah, I'd rather just be a normal average every day person like I already am, got more time to do what I wanna do that way.

If you got one chance at fulfilling your fantasy but lost all your worldly possensions, would you still want to fulfill your fantasy?

My fantasy involves getting lots o' worldly possessions, so sure.

If you had a chance to kick the person you hate in the balls, would you take it?

Heck yeah and not think twice.

If you had all the money any one person could ever possibly desire, and all the worldly possessions you could ever want and need, what would you do next?

Find a really good song to listen to, in case I only get to have one song stuck in my head for all of eternity.

What song would you pick?

No, for alas, I am not spoiled rotten.

As a child, did you consider yourself spoiled?

Yes, I was spoiled with love, not material possessions.

Do you consider yourself to be a materialistic person?

no, I dont care for stuff
I know that these things will just fade anyway

Your soulmate doesn't know that you love Him/her
Would you tell the one you love how you feel
knowing that they are in a relationship with your brother/sister

No I wouldn't tell a guy how I felt if he was with my sister, I couldn't bare to see someone get hurt like that.

You have found your perfect match but he/she is unobtainable?

Nope I've been happily marriad now for 12 years and together with my wife for 14 years. We've been through it all together and come out smiling. lol

If you had the chance to jump forwards without aging how many years would you jump to. starting from 2007? And why?

Only 2 years, cause aparently loss is easier to deal with after the end of the secnd year.

Same question...

None, because personally, the world's just going to be even more screwed up in the future.

Do you think the same thing?

More screwed up and better at the same time. Almost as if there is a zero sum game being played. The more our technology and culture advances, the more screwed up we personally become.

How would you shape the future if you could?

Impossible dream: For me to write a philosophical book so awesomely awesome and understandable and sensible that all the religions decided to sit down and talk out their differences instead of blowing each others' city to pieces (coughcoughLebanoncough) (coughcoughShi'itescough)

Do you hold really big stock in your religion? (I don't really.)

No, I have no religion. I was baptised with the Unting Church but I hold no religion and no beliefs with god I'm sorry to say.

Do you feel stongly about the things you do believe?

Yes.

Do you like donald duck?

Eew, no.

Has anyone else looked at this topic's page number and thought of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Nope.

Has anyone thought of Red Dwarf?

Not until now.

Do you prefer Oscar The Grouch or Snuffleufaguss?

Snuffleufaguss.

Daffy or Sylvester

Daffy, for sure. I love the fights he has with bugs.

Big Bird or Elmo?

If I HAD to choose, Elmo. Big Bird's too big to stuff in a gym bag thrown into the Hudson.

What's your favorite food that other people might think weird or gross?

Lobster

What was the best thing that you recieved this christmas?

Either CDs or a Barnes and Noble gift certificate.

Barnes and Noble, or Borders? (koffkoffBNkoff)

Borders.

Were do you want to Live?

London, cuz it's nice and cool most of the year, and England has all the best writers.

London or Sydney?

Sydney.

Toronto or Ontario

Toronto. Less bugs, I think.

Mexico or Spain?

Spain.

France or Germany.

Germany!

Chicago or NYC?

Chicago.

If you had the chance would you move to another country and stay there?

Oh most certainly and I know exactly where I'd go too. :):)

If you could go to another country and stay there forever, where would you go?

London, England.

What do you think is the worst event in history?

World War 2

What is your favourite historical event

Abiogenesis.

What is your least favorite historical event?

Greek Mythology.

What is your favourite Historical Charactor from the list below.
Robin Hood
William Wallace
King Arthur
Rob Roy
Robert The Bruce
King Richard (The Lion)

Rob Roy and William Wallace

Same question
What is your favourite Historical Charactor from the list below.
Robin Hood
William Wallace
King Arthur
Rob Roy
Robert The Bruce
King Richard (The Lion)

King Arthur.

Whos the better Super Hero.
Batman
Super man
Or
Iron Man

Superman, lol I just think his outfit is hilarious and to be seen in that says a lot. :)

Have you ever thrown your mobile phone out of the car window after an arguement on your mobile?

Nope

Have you ever run over a train track and just escaped the oncoming train?

No, even though I used to crush pennies on the track that ran near my house.

Have you ever dressed up in a costume for a convention?

Yeah I once went to a star wars convention dressed as Boba fett the suit cost a bomb to hire and the deposit was £100 just for the two days. But hey it was a good day and money well spent.

Have you ever gone to a sci fi convention?

Nope

same question

Ha I've answered that one already. lol

What is your favourite letter in the alphabet?

M - because it's the 13th letter and that's my favourite number. (And I was married on a Fri the
13th)

Did it hurt the first time you...did it?

Nope.

Do you think we should have a longer life span and stay younger looking for longer?

Most definately not..............


Same question
Do you think we should have a longer life span and stay younger looking for longer?

Hell yes. lol

Would you jump from the tallest building in the world if you knew you wouldn't be harmed.

Yeah why not, it's be fun anyways.

What is the funniest thing that happened to you today?

My children dragging down their shelfs and bouncing from their beds onto their trampoline which threw them back onto their beds knocking the last shelf down.

Same question.

I fell backwards and landed in a pile of dog poop, notvery nice at all, but funny.

What is the worst thing that has happened to you all year?

My gas got cut off because a cowboy engineer didn't have a clue what he was doing.
Now I have to wait to be reconnected. sigh

Same question

The cat that belonged to my brother who passed away got ran over yesterday :(

What is your favourite pass time?

Writing Fiction or painting my Soldiers. Or Listening to My Music

Same Question

Writing poetry, listening to music and sitting down late at ight when everyone's asleep listening to the silence.

What is you least favourite past time?

Sleeping.

Same Question

Dying. Although it hasn't happened, I hear it's less than pleasant.

Would you let ten random people die if it meant your life was saved?

No. Cause I'm a bleeding heart. Plus I don't want their deaths on my head.

Could you ever tell your mother-in-law that her food (which she loves cooking) is terrible?

Hahahaha don't have one no more yay.

If you were told you were dying and only had a month to live would you tell your friends and family so they knew, or would you keep it from them so you didn't have to see them upset over it?

I would choose to tell 'cause they have a right to know and plus I want sympathy! and the chance to plan my funeral and such.

Would you rather be a rock star or a movie star?

A rock star, movie stars get too much attention.

Would you rather stand up on a stage at an ac/dc live concert naked or pull a brown eye at the president of america?

pull a brown eye at the president of america?

Same question
Would you rather stand up on a stage at an ac/dc live concert naked or pull a brown eye at the president of america?

Option B.

Do you like Shakespeare, and if so, what's your favorite play or sonnet?

Hamlet, McCbeth.

Whats the one Famous Person you'd like to spend the evening with Take to dinner a club?

ME I'm famous (in my own mind!) lol


Same question
Whats the one Famous Person you'd like to spend the evening with Take to dinner a club?

Stephen King.

Who you think would stab you in the back first, your editor or your publisher?

Neither, because at the moment neither of them exist.

Haha! Score one for the unpublished guy!... hmm... I've made myself sad now.


Where do you see yourself in ten years time?

Calgary, or up there, or down there!

If you had to commit to one writing forums, which forum would it be?

Writingforums.org.

What is the worst ever film you've ever watched in your life?

Does Spongebob Squarepants count?

Have you ever gone up town shopping and realised that your t-shirt was on inside out?

Occasionally, but nobody notices on account of I usually wear something over it.

Do you ever take a staple remover and pretend it's the head of some monster?

Yes. Yes I do.

Do you ever imagine that you're somewhere else when you're in a car with someone else driving?

lol
Sometimes.

Do you day dream alotr during the day?

yeah, better than geting bored outta my brains don't ya think. lmfao :):)


Same question lol

Sometimes I like to sit back to some relaxing country music and dream away.

Do you have Nightmares regulary?

No. In fact, I rarely have nightmares.

Do you talk to yourself, or to other imaginary people?

Yes. I do. Mary says that your a meanie.... and her frog wants to beat you up... :eek: :confused:
Sorry, Mary tends to do that sometimes.

Do you ever feel bad for 'chucking a sickie' at work/school even though you are actually sick? :rolleyes:

Constantly. I could make a baker's dozen of Woody Allen films out of my neuroses and still have enough material left over for a stand-up routine.

Have you ever drunk coffee/tea by using a timtam/cookie/doughnut as a straw?

Nope cause I don't drink coffee, trying to learn how though. Have you ever failed to notice that a door was closed and walked straight into it?

No, but I've done the one where you push a door marked 'pull' in huge letters emblazoned across the middle.

Have you ever been to hospital with an injury acquired in embarassing circumstances? (Such as getting drunk and clubbing yourself in the head with your Wii controller...)

eeerrrrr.. no? :D lmao :D
Have you ever trashed a classroom and blamed it on someone else that coincidently looked like you brother/other family member???? (I was in year four. I think...)

No. I was an angel at school. I respected my teachers, my friends and all figures of authority.

Have you ever met a murderer or other hardened criminal?

Trye, the guy who murdered my aunt which was my uncle.

True or false
You have been arrested at least once in your life?

Arrested? In my dreams, laugh-out-loud!

No really.. in my dreams I have been arrested which is pretty much the closest reality i'd like to experience at my fragile age of 17.

Question: When did you lose your virginity? ....By that I mean your chocolate-virginity, rephrased I mean, when is the first time you've had chocolate and what sort of chocolate was it.

I was 3 months old and it was it was a easter egg, apparently my sister gave it me cause i didn't have any easter eggs and I ended up really sick from it, but I enjoyed so that is the main thing right.

Where do you want to be in five years time from right now?

At one of my own book signings, or at a convention talking with fans of my work.

Where were you five years ago?

Watching Buffy. Probably. And drooling over Angel and writing the most crappiest of crap fan fics!

Whatever your age, what do you want to be when you grow up?

A writer more than anything.

Have you ever wanted to do something that you're now glad that you never did?

Yes

Have you ever had one of your dreams handed to you on a silver platter and foolishly knocked it back?

I wish.

Same Question

yup three times.

Have you ever wanted to walk up to someone you didn't know and just punch them in the head cause you were having a bad day?

Yes.

Same Question

Yeah I have to Raven don't worry.

Have you ever gone out and bought something that you have always wanted to get and then never used it and just left it sitting in the bottom of the cupboard or spare room?

I usually use it once before leaving it alone forever.

What is your favorite thing to buy?

CLOTHING!!!!!

What is the one thing you hate having to buy?

Sweets.

Same Question

Shoes, can never find a par I really like.

What is the one thing you would gladly give up in your life?

nothing.

Same question.

hmmmmm, the smelly socks on my feet. LOL LOL LOL LOL

Don't you hate it when you get smelly socks?

Never bothered me.
I just chuck them at the wall and when the stick I go out and buy a new pair. lol

Don't you hate it when your stuck in a que and the person next to you stinks really bad of BO on a hot sunny day?

Yeah, that's where blunt abuse and public humilation comes into action, 'Excuse me but you smell like ass... *beings praying* WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN THEE!?'

Question:

True or false, you've danced naked before, if yes then when and where and for how long, if no, then why? Why do you deny yourself the joy!?

True, I was drunk and it was a dare at a party, it is only flesh after all.

Same question.

I refuse to answer this question on the basis that it may serve to incriminate me.

Someone else can answer it.

I've never danced naked before, sorry.

Where would you keep your heart if it existed outside your body?

In a jar beside my coffin. Like my teeth after I go to the dentist.

(Or I could say that I have already given it to my wonderful Boyfriend... :D)

How to you like your steak?

Well done

same question?