Prove I'm not.

You can type.

I have nimble tusks.

you speak english, and walrus' speak only walrus language.

That's a lie perpetuated by Lewis Carroll, but I am, of course, referring to the beatical meaning.

I now have incontrovertible proof you are not a walrus.
Your name is ferret. So you must be a small furry mammal that likes chasing mice and rats.

Mamal am I, covered in hair, and chaser of small rats, but, alas, small I am not currently, as I was small but grew larger.

You don't have to be a ferret to enjoy chasing rats. Slap'em with a flipper, or impale on a tusk.

Walruses cant be supermods.

You're a Ferret, not a walrus.

Your avatar and siggy imply that you are familiar with both Pokemon and Star Trek.

Wild walruses, restrained to their natural habitats, do not experience such entertainments. Perhaps you are captive, but few zoos offer their animals electrical luxuries.

Yet...your claimed powers of speech bring in a whole new dimension to the argument....

A walrus can't think cleverly enough to give itself an avatar let alone understand anything that a human says or writes.
The only way they can understand a human is by repitition of hand and body gestures which are not able to be used within a forum, so therefor you can not be a walrus unless...you are inside of a walrus suit and then and only then can you be a walrus.....

~Torana

Your avatar and siggy imply that you are familiar with both Pokemon and Star Trek.

Wild walruses, restrained to their natural habitats, do not experience such entertainments. Perhaps you are captive, but few zoos offer their animals electrical luxuries.

Yet...your claimed powers of speech bring in a whole new dimension to the argument....

I am a domestic walrus, I live in the city, watch TV, and I drink Manhattans, but when word of a party comes my way, I just cut loose-I become quite the wild party animal.

You're a Ferret, not a walrus.

although I do affiliate wite the ferrets, I am. without doubt,a member of the walrus clan.
Walruses cant be supermods.
For all you know.

A walrus can't think cleverly enough to give itself an avatar let alone understand anything that a human says or writes.Where do you think the English language came from?

The only way they can understand a human is by repitition of hand and body gestures which are not able to be used within a forum, so therefor you can not be a walrus unless...you are inside of a walrus suit and then and only then can you be a walrus....
I believe that I am, technically, in a walrus suit right now.

You cannot be a walrus for I am a walrus and none of my other walrus associates, nor their associates or the associates of their associates -and their various high-tech walrus-tracking programs- have located a walrus that drinks Manhattans and goes by the name of Ferret.

Well sadly your walrus suit was just ravished by a hoard of mangy dogs and nows lays in ruins on the floor so now you are no longer in a walrus suit, but surrounded by bits and pieces of a walrus suit....hehehehe

~Torana

I'm the walrus.

You are infact John Lennon reincarnated, and only think you are a walrus because of the beatles song.

Koo-koo-ka-choo.

I win.

No you don't.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

Sorry lads, I am the walrus, but you all can be the eggmen.

As long as I'm not an oyster.

Sorry lads, I am the walrus, but you all can be the eggmen.

Eggmen companies: Now serving Instant Karma! Just put it in your microwave and, BAM! It's ready to go!

This is going to get locked again! But that's okay, cause I am the walrus. I just happen to look like a drop bear

Someone in philosiphy said that if no one is around to see something happen, it doesn't exist. I can't see you and have never before, so I conclude that you areneither a walrus or a human.You don't exsist! ^^

Oooo, philosiphised!

I'm scared. I really am the walrus......

The sound of one hand clapping is cl.
Seriously. Try it.

Prove I'm not.
No one - Dropbear, Ferret, or otherwise - will be officially considered to be The Walrus unless he or she can tell us the meaning of the Great Walrusian Phrase:
"Goob goob ga joob."


- Evelyn, who is not now, nor has she ever been, a hoopsnake :)

But if I told you that, I'd have to mind wipe you immediately afterwards, so theres really no point to it.

Unless of course I've already done, and I'm just saying I didn't to confuse you.

"Goob goob ga joob"?

Easy.

It means. "Ha ha, I farted!"

Really? I saw boob job for some reason!

Here we go. I found the real walrus :p

http://www.ppp.org/prod/prods/00-03-eden/animals/walrus-wide.jpg

I think it is about to attack!!!

Where are the tranquilizers???

I think he ate them...

:S so what do we do now if he attacks? But he could be a she!

It's actually really hard to tell :confused:

How do you tell gender in a walrus?

Google did not present too many answers.
But I guess you look for a variation of the usual markers.

I have no idea !!! :S

This is a very silly thread.

Hence why I resurrected it. The thread was (and still is, really) a bit quiet.

Well I think the walrus is cute...although it looks vicsious!

Ah yes. He is very vicious.
Highly dangerous.

Is there any spare walrus repellant around the place????

It does have a menacing look to it...it's those tusks...

And I think he ate the repellent, too....

Erm, guys...he looks irrate. What do we do if he charges?

One of us has to dress up as a seductive female, to lull him into sleep.

yeah one of you do have to I think!!!

Banzai! As self-elected leader of this triumphate, i nominate you!

What? Well since Ferret was originally claiming to be a walrus, I think it should be him.

but you suggested it Frost!

Or alternatively, we could use this female walrus?

http://www.pokeruniversity.org/images/walrus_fun.jpg

Whichever you prefer, really :p

Obviously far more attractive than Ferret - thus, the said female walrus is nominated!

I AM CEASER!

I think that Frost should have to do it!

Hehe, that would be amusing.

My frosty demeanour would not attract the walrus.

You never know unless you try!

all else failing we can send Banzai in

I have tried many a time to lure the walruses - they hold the secrets to total world domination. But alas, no success.

The secret to world domination? We could use that, Torana.

The walruses do not hold the true power. The mice are the real masters of all.

I'm soooooooooooooooo confused!!!!

But the mice merely perfected the walruses art.

That is so true!

Maybe Cogito can be the offering to the Walrus!!! :D:D:D:D

What about the Eggmen?

I am not very - digestible. Nor compliant. So whichever kind of offering you have planned, I would be a poor choice!

The Eggmen? Surely you are yolking!

You are only having to lull it to sleep, not get eaten.......:D

Unless you want to get eaten?

But then it would need something to clean it's teeth with!

I have just the thing:
http://www.greatbigstuff.com/prodpics/toothbrush.jpg

It even comes with a slave to do the actual brushing :D

Lulling it would require a more compliant me than you would find in this universe. I hope you have an altrenate plan!

Ah yes - give it the brush-off

Cogito will become more compliant with use of alcohol, methinks...

Yeah we have Banzai to lull it after all. I mean he has to give it the toothbrush and he did find the walrus after all....so it is your job Banzai...have fun! :D

Why my job? Can't we feed JetBlack to it? :p

hmmmmmm!

Nownow folks...

Don't want to strike a match here...

I know, I know. I probably crossed a line of some sort there...

Well then you should be the one to sort out the walrus that you brought into the forum anyways Banzai.

I still think Cogito should do it :p

Good luck with that :)

Why thank you :)


*drugs Cogito*

And good luck with that too! <formidable grin>

Would you like a drink, Cogito?

I think not. But feel free to offer some to the Tusked One.

Nah, come on! How do you take your rohypnol? :p

Sorry, I don't joke about Rohypnol.

Ah, okay. Apologies if I offended you, I didn't intend to.

No apologies needed. I just won't go down that path myself; my own individual stop sign, not trying to tell anyone else where they cannot go :)

How do you feel about horse tranquilizers then?

I have no horse. Wouldn't think of using tham on anything else.

I would :D


*Shoots Cogito with tranquilizer dart, and drags him over to seduce the walrus*

Why, Mrs. Walrusson, I do believe you are trying to seduce me.

(Fortunately, I am not a horse, and dodged Banzai's dart. I treat him to a dangerous smile. "You might prefer to take on the walrus yourself, rather than try that again.")

Oh sorry Banzai! I was trying to help but Cogito moved and well I kinda shot that tranquilzer that is sticking into your leg!!!

SORRY!

...I feel weird...

eeep! maybe I shouldn't have owned up to that straight away!!! hehehehe Cogito made me do it ya know!

Zzzzzz....

awwww you look so cute and peaceful!

(Quick shave his eyebrows off!)

I wouldn't do that. I can't be held responsible for what my eyebrows do...

Awwww fine then! I will leave them alone :D:D:D

Cogito's, on the other hand, look fairly defensive...

hehehehehehehehehehehe Oh Cogito!!!!!

That's ok - my arms are longer, and I have a permanent marker in my hand. Let's see what happens if Banzai gets close enough to try shaving me eyebrows!

Nyahahahahah!

Who said anything about Banzai shaving them? hehehehehe!
But you can attack him with the permanent marker!

What?! I don't agree to that!

awww come on Banzai, it is all in the name of global domination!!!

Hmm, maybe I should reduce both of your allotments of the world. But then I would either have to manage the rest myself (ugh), or find someone else to pick up the slack.


Hmmmm.

Gee if that is how you feel then you can have my section of the world that I have spent many sleepless nights and exhausting days under the searing sun taking over all on my own without any help...
I was getting tired of world domination anyways!

It is rather tedious, is it not? Let's dump it in Banzai's lap! He'll have fun for a while.

Yes I am with you on that one Cogito.

So I'm the one taking over the world now? Excellent...

*clears throat*

People of Earth, this is your Emperor!

(It's lonely and sleepless at the top - dahell with that!)

yeah aye lol have fun with the global domination Banzai....hahahahahahhahahahhaha