*sigh* why must you try and pull a stunt like this again Crazy, are you really this threatened by little old me???

I couldn't hurt a fly if I tried...

I seem ro remember Norman Bates saying something like that in an internal reverie...

hee hee hee But I'm a nice person really I am, and caring and loving and...and...and...yeah ok I have a twisted mind, I like to torture people and rob little kiddies of there lollipops too....(jokes)

Anyways back to the cookie thief now people, at this rate we will never get it back and find the culprit...that poor little cookie must be petrified by now!

Hmm... Norman Bates.. naw, it couldn't be him.... He died didn't he????

But big bird is looking a little smug.. what's his secret?

I think him and those little bird keteers are pretty suss thanks for the info DOZ....

I think Sesame street may be caught in the middle of a vicious gang war between WB and Disney.

Very likely since Disney have been infiltrated by Palestinian agents (I'm assuming everyone else is familiar with that news story). Palestinian agents who I would expect like cookies...

Well Banzai thanks for the info...who is your source??

Yeah.. micky looks like he needs a cookie.. Is he desperate enoguh to steal it? (a tiny thought here... I hope we don't get sued!!!:D)

Maybe Genie took it? Or Aladdin took it to give it to Jasmine!

That cow. Her butt is big enough without scoffing my cookie.

It may have been Abu or maybe it was Baloo or Mogli from the jungle book!?

Jasmine's eyes are certainly bigger than her stomach! D= Perhaps the cookie lives!?

That is quite possible and I will not give up the hunt until it is found....
I still think Domoviye had something to do with it...or maybe it was Gannon????
very interesting.........

We should employ scooby doo...

Yeah that is a good idea...have you got any way of contacting him though?

Um... I have a friend that knows a guy who's sister saw the mystery machine once...

Well that is fair enough then, I'll let you chase that up and I will follow the lead on Miss Piggy....

Righto! I'm off to Yorkshire! xD

Good luck and don't forget the scooby snacks!!!!!

Damnit! Why didn't I think of this earlier! Scooby eats anything! We can't possible go to him!

Well maybe he has the cookie then????

Maybe! =O

I like ice-cream

I like ice-cream

Hmm...maybe cookies and cream ice cream?

No I don't think so!! Have you tried that ice-cream it is so disgusting, nearly made me up chuck!!!
And I don't like cookies either!!!!!!!!!

No I don't think so!! Have you tried that ice-cream it is so disgusting, nearly made me up chuck!!!
And I don't like cookies either!!!!!!!!!

So many exclamation marks are surely the sign of a diseased mind...

Why do you always bring this back around to me?
I think it is you who stole it, I am sure of it!

Nah, I confess. It was me. or was it? I'm so tired and confused and scared that zombies are goign to come and get us after watching 28days later that I don't know what's going on.

hahahaha I know what you mean there DOZ there are now so many suspects it is hard to know where to start, maybe we just lock everyone up or take away priviledges until someone fesses up to it :D

I say we stick 'em in cookfinement.

Is cookfinement big enough for the entire forum?

...

I sense a problem on the horizon. >.>

We could just turn the forum into cookfinement? That might work.

I'll call Extreme Makeover...

Cookfinement it is then....how's that going with Extreme Makeover anyways?

Not so good, but they're offering to send us Queer Eye... O.o

Hmmmm not good at all 0_o

Now I know I'm done for!

Why? Because you stole it? Hmmmmm?

I think she did

O_o You guys keep coming up with the craziest accusations. I don't know what your talking about! O.O

It's like a witch hunt! Yayness!

YAY witch hunt that sounds like fun....but where is the witch? Did the witch steal the cookie?

Exactly. Now who around here has been flying on broomsticks?

Is this because of the massive couldren that's sitting in my fireplace? There's and innocent explination for that you know.

The cauldron can be explained...but what about the evil cackling and the turning people into toads?

Well as long as I ain't turned into no toad i am happy

I'm allergic to toads.

Possibly because you've turned too many people into toads...?

very possible

No. And I don't like the color of toads. Why would I turn them into toads?

Because you believe that they are an inferior life form to yourself, as a witch?

Or are you the thief/witch trying to frame her???

I'm not a witch, I can't fly. If I could, do you think I would get up at seven each morning to go to college?

You go to colledge? Maybe it is You! Youe college guys always want snacks... maybe you thought this one had a little extra sprinkles and thought it would give you more energy!

Just to clarify, when I say college, I mean college as in between Secondary school and Uni. it's the Uni students who live off snacks. Speaking of, are there any around?

You have just said that to cover yourself cause we are on to you

Or maybe you're just accusing me to cover for yourself? Green is a very witchy colour...

Mwhahahhahahhahhahahahahahahhaahhaa!!!! :d
:d :d

...on the other hand, that was a very witchy laugh...
Perhaps you're both cookie-stealing witches!!!

Well excuse me Banzai but I am not a witch.

Stop trying to prosecute the prosecuter!

Ok folks it was me. i stole the whole lot in the jar damn tasty too. many thanks for baking them yummy yum.........:rolleyes: :D :D :p

Well that was unexpected Targaddon...well it is off to cookfinement with you then lol

(although I am not sure where that is but hey...)

Or are you just covering up for someone???

it wasnt me i didnt do it
lol

I also stole from the cookie jar. twas me

Methinks all of these confessions are trying to distract us from the real cookie-napper...

...who just so happens to be you!
That's right. I've been watching you. I know what you're up to. And if we pull off this mask on your face, we'll find...
*yank*
*yank*
...
*yankyank*

Ohhh...that is your real face.
Erm. Um. This is awkward.
>.>....

*runs away*

Ow, my face!

Well the confessions are umm...well....I can't take it anymore all the lies are killing me it was....dun dun dun.......


ME ALL ALONG!!!

Well not really but with all the confessions going on I thught I'd have my go at confessing over it and deviating myself and Alice away from the actual thief for a little bit....lol :eek: :D :rolleyes:

and I still think that Domoviye did it to be honest :p

Actually, it could be you. After all, you have said that you're disappearing for three weeks... I bet you have the cookie stashed somewhere, and are going away so you can eat it without us knowing! Confess!

Well that isn't very fair...blame the one who is going away for a while...sheesh!!

You seem to be very quick to lay blame maybe it was you Banzai!!!!

I'm not the one running away :p

Yeah but I am sure you will be bringing that cookie out once I go to eat it while I am away so that I can't catch you eating it....

That's daft. Surely if I did that, I'd just get caught by Dropbear Oz, or Alice instead?

Speaking of, I haven't seen Alice around lately...perhaps she did it!

By now that cookie will be as hard as granite. And don't call me Shirley.

Yeah it definately would be and who ever eats it will need to go to the dentist so keep an eye out for any member stating they have to go to the dentist!!!

Ain't that the tooth!

hahahaha for sure!
This is why I like ice cream and chocolate...:D

And cookies?

How many times do I have to tell you people that I really do dispise cookies!!

They are disguisting and I don't like them, I prefer brussel sprouts over them to be honest!

Wow, brussels sprouts? Now they are disgusting.

Yeah but they taste better than cookies in my honest opinion :D

Hmm...eating brussels sprouts? A sure sign of a diseased mind...the kind of mind that would steal cookies from innocent bystanders...

eating brussels sprouts? A sure sign of a diseased mind...

Definitely. I'm sure I read somewhere that psychotic killers eat brussel sprouts... :p

maybe so but you all have to realise it was me stealing those cookies i admit it it im addicted to cookies of all kinds. but what ya gonna do with only crumbs left at the base of the jar and cookies living in my now full belly.

Cogito, I bow down to you! You are the only person out of my family I've ever heard quote Aeroplane. xD

Banzai, I was away on a long investigation of the imfamous liquorice thief in Finland!

Cogito, I bow down to you! You are the only person out of my family I've ever heard quote Aeroplane. xD


That's why you need to live in America, where Airplane is like the bible of comedy.

Here it's Monty Python. xD

My son is the Monty Python comedian of the family. He could go on for hours if we didn't threaten him with decapitation.

It's just a flesh wound. ;D

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1089/missingrh9.jpg

I'd like some cheddar

Why, that poster is positively smashing, old bean. How say we post it up across this merry little pub of a forum, wot wot?

eating brussels sprouts? A sure sign of a diseased mind...

Definitely. I'm sure I read somewhere that psychotic killers eat brussel sprouts...


Hey come on now crazy ivan and banzai, don't blame me for having a healthy diet...sheesh!

The two of you are becoming very suspicious and why have you forced Targaddon into fessing up for something that we all know the two of you conspired to do....or did Targaddon really steal that cookie after all???

Entirely possible... There is something a bit sinister about him...

You are blackmailing him.....what do you know Banzai????

Nothing!!!
No wait...
I know I'm not blackmailing him! Aha!

Yes...yes you are!

Well, considering you said you were going away, you weren't gone for long. Just long enough, perhaps, to eat...say...a cookie?!

No actually I hadn't quite left yet and am leaving now and won't be back till next week for a couple of hours before I have to go again :D

And like I have said many of times now "I DON'T LIKE COOKIES!!!!!!!

Well anyways Alice I will be back to help you with the cookie finding soon enough....don't let them trick you ok....Banzai is shifty so watch out...:D:D

I can't be tricked!

*Eyes everyon an writes notes in cool flippy pad*

*Eyes everyon an writes notes in cool flippy pad*

:eek: Must get that pad!!!

:eek: Must get that pad!!!

Thief! *Scribbles more notes.*

How do you spell 'Banzai did it'?

Like this:

'A-L-I-C-E space D-I-D space I-T'

:D

Nice try! But I can see how to spell your name because it'sall over this thread! Ha!

No it's not. That's...er...my evil twin :D

Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.

And that's my uncle, Really Pants. But no one pays attention to him because five years ago he started worshipping his tea kettle.

* walks in..quickly backs out quietly shutting door*

* walks in..quickly backs out quietly shutting door*


Well someone is eager to leave....

You guys still at it? I found my cookie. It fell behind the fridge.

Ah... In that case, I should probably call Interpol back, and tell them that Torana didn't do it.

Oh, nevermind. They'll figure it out after a few hours of interrogation.

Nah, keep her there. She'll kill me when she finds out.

Blast! That darned fridge did it! D=

Man. That's cold.

How do I get the handcuffs on? :S

You gotta get around the chains and padlock first.

Getting the handcuffs on is the easy part. Getting them off - that's a challenge.

Where is the feathers?

Feathers? There were feathers among the leathers and the fetters?

Maybe we should stop this before it gets out of hand....

And you look rather thoughtful in your avatar Cogito, are you trying to think of a way to get away with the crime or are you still trying to blame my fridge?

This may be getting out of hand... We have Torana in Interpol custody, Dropbear Oz having found the cookie, and a fridge being accused...

Yeah, that fridge wont let me even eat anything in it. It told me I wasn't allowed to even eat my tim-tams. So it resulted in cookies being bought. I tried to bribe me with an anzac but I told it to... *hic* Do I sound drunk? maybe it's because my eyelids are slitted because I need to sleep. dammit.... maybe I should start a thread of Who Stole My Sleep From My Head???

maybe I should start a thread of Who Stole My Sleep From My Head???

I blame Torana.

Yeah, she always sends me nudges on msn and makes me talk to her all night. It's so annoying... :p hang on.. she's going away for a few days!!! (unless she secretly looks in on us!) O_o

AHA! Irrefutable proof of the cookie-stealer!

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Right, add him to the list.

Hang on... The list of those who have confessed seems to be almost the same length as the list of suspects. How can one cookie go so many ways?

It's a big cookie.

And an even bigger cookie jar.

It's a Jar of Holding

Holding?
You mean, like...for holding someone in Cookfinement?

But who would put a Cookfinement station in a giant jar full of giant cookies? And how could someone, if trapped in said jar, both steal the cookie and escape the jar unnoticed? And why do so many people seem so eager to put themselves in as the main suspects?

The case, I fear, shall only get worse before it gets better...

(Wow, 40 pages and counting, with no end in sight! I can't wait to see how long we can keep this topic up over the summer!)

We must really be bored.. to be honest, I didn't think it would get this far! I even admit that I found the cookie behind the fridge yet it does not end? Were there in fact two cookies? Cookie monster in rehab, Elmo is a mafia don, big bird is looking shifty and Torana looking green and on the run. Maybe she ate the really big cookie and stole the second cookie to stop anyone else from eating it. Phhht and she says that I'm her friend!

Well gosh! I think It died! Hmm.. gotta think up a new annoyng topic now!

So apparently the case is closed. I ate the cookie but forgot it while accidently sneding the other cookie behind the fridge. So you see, it was just my memory that stole the cookie! Yay! Case Closed!

....Now how about cake for everyone!

Yay! Cake! But where is the cake? :eek:

You lot are just crazy and that cookie was never stolen???????????

My gosh shame on you DOZ....shame.....

And Banzai blaming me while i waas away......typical.....

:eek: I did offer to call and tell Interpol to not arrest you...

Well that is true I suppose, but why did you tell them to arrest me in the first place is what I would like to know!!!

Dropbear Oz made me!

O_o I did no such thing!

Yeah yeah yeah....well I think it is quite rude of you :( I'm hurt to think that you could do that.
Well at least you called them off, but lieing about your reasons is just not very nice at all!!!

Take responsibility for your own actions....:D

Me? Take responsibility for my actions? Phhhtttt... I don't think so!

Bad DOZ, very bad....yes take responsibility for your actions....man that sounds like ahrd work though!

Hehheee. thats me alright, the ultimate slaka!

oh well I ain't much better sometimes lol

Yeah, we all know that. Hey, hows ya logbook coming along?

HAH done, all 25 hours and then some.....just gotta hand it in and sit the computer test thingy....

Bull! Hahahhaa, I done only two hours last weekend when there was the motorcross and all that. Drove to northcliff and back! Only saw one roo!

I have done like 100 hours now, but I keep losing the records lol and not writing them down lol oops

Shame on you! But on the bright side, the more road time you get, the better you will be prepared for unrestricted driving.

Good luck.

Heehehhee, it's not us that needs luck, it's the rest of the population! MWHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thanks Cogito and you are definately right about the experience thing. I'd like to feel 100% comfortable with driving before I am on my own behind the wheel.

And DOZ you are right there....lol

No worries here. There's a lot of ocean between me and Australia!

You're lucky then :D

I've had to refill the cookie jar.

When I catch the bugger who's taking them.......................





lol




~Raven.

You'll laugh at them? :confused:
Damn, that's harsh...

It's a very evil, vicious laugh...

laugh at them while I make them wear a chicken suit. Muahahahahahaha ahahahaha

Im setting up some traps to protect those cookies. lol

Traps? What kind of traps?

Lethal

That's no fun. We want ones that immobilise. That way we can torture the would be thief, for information....and because torture is fun.

You are REALLY protective about your cookies!

Goddamnit! I like cookies! Back off! :p

Dammit! those are my cookies! Grrrrr................

So have the traps caught anything?

Apparently not. Some bugger has stolen another.

Own up who's done it?

Ugh, I feel sick.

I just stole the cookie jar, never mind what's inside it.:D

That's a crock!

WHAT??? The infamous cookie thief has returned again to steal yet another cookie?

Well this time the thief shall be severly punished.....he he he he he

Own up now and we may just go easy on you!!!

Be warned thief if thou shall not admit to your theft I'll have Torana crack her whip and lash you once your caught.

Lol! Torana and her whip! Funny image :p

Cheeky:)

Not going NEAR that one!

Well you were all thinking it!!

Be warned thief if thou shall not admit to your theft I'll have Torana crack her whip and lash you once your caught.


Huh!? :eek: What whip? :confused:


Lol! Torana and her whip! Funny image


I haven't got a whip so there!!!

Too true But still keep your eye out for that cookie thief we need to protect those cookies.

Their reserved for the mods on a night so we can have a cookie with a glass of Milk.

well just as well I don't like cookies then....or milk....yick!

But don't worry I'll keep watch for that theif....

milk is ucky, but cookies i wouldn't say no to. perhaps thats why my mouths always covered in cookie crumbles. (btw, are we reffering to cookies asin buiscuits or cookies??)
Heather

Cookies

I knew it, lock her up and throw away the key.......heather did it heather did it..........lock her up lock her up

or maybe it was you Hulls Raven!!!

i said keep it a secret, god you people are soooo untrustworthy these days. *wipes away crumbles from knees*

Nope not me.

I'm the one filling the jar when their gone (Crunch mmmm) so nope not (Crunch mmmm) me

haha, anyway yeahh, lets just blame Hulls, he looks dodgey. i keeping my computer eye on you

yeah and I so totally believe you too....NOT!!!!!!!!

I knew you two were working together at this and making me run around for so long to capture the thieves when all along it was the two of you........Brings out the whip....hahahahahaha

Well to cookfinement with the pair of you then!

Cookie Caper Collusion?
(Addicted to Alliteration...)

I thought you didn't have a whip, Torana... If you lied about that, what else did you lie about? Not liking cookies? Not stealing the cookie?

WHAT??? someone has been playing tricks here.....I DON'T HAVE A WHIP I TELL YOU!!!!

Oh really? Well what is that?!
*points to whip in Torana's hand*

WHAT!? You placed that there....you are trying to frame me for everything.....

One picture is worth a thousand words - or a thousand blackmail payments

and there is no picture so HAH!!! Thankyou Cogito...:)

Hah ha hah thats it then (Crunch mmmm) It was Torana all alone (Crunch mmmm) well that clears that up then It couldn't possible be me (Crunch chow mmmm) And look Torana's using that whip (Crunch mmmm)

Well just (Crunch mmmmm) goes to show (Crunch mmmmm) you just can't trust some people. (Crunch mmmmm)

Indeed...

Oh come on that is so unfair...clearly you are all in on this together here. It is a conspiracy......Hulls Raven is sitting there munch crunch on cookies and you are all protecting him!!!

If I had a whip right now I'd crack you all over the head with it that is for sure!!! hahahaha

Goodnight!

yeah, well, i think she is lyking about not liking cookies just so we don't point the finger at her.

Despite the fact you confessed?

Maybe the police coerced a confession, just to mark the case closed.

And Torana was the one investigating it....

yea, but Torana used her whip to make me lie about it. i was really covering up for her. promise

That damn whip is back again...

Did it make a lash sting impression?

Cat o' nine tails, perhaps?

How'd you guess I had one Banzai??

I have a spare one, but that is for Onoria for our revolution take over mwahahahahahaha

Hmmm. I owned an eight foot bullwhip when I was in sixth grade. We had a lilac bush right near the front door that was always full of bees, and I used to pick off the bees one by one with it.

awesome, sounds like fun. I got whiped with a whip like that on the stomach once.....damn it hurt! Was not very pleasant at all and I had a huge welt across my stomach for 4 weeks and now a little mark there that won't go away either.....scars add charm though so I don't mind lol

Yowch. I can believe that hurt like bloody hell. I know what you mean about scars though. Each one is a story.

awesome, sounds like fun. I got whiped with a whip like that on the stomach once.....damn it hurt! Was not very pleasant at all and I had a huge welt across my stomach for 4 weeks and now a little mark there that won't go away either.....scars add charm though so I don't mind lol

Ow! That sounds painful! How did that happen?

hmmmm, these whips sound a little dangerous. i think i'll go and sit in a corner with the cookies for comfort :)

Yes scars do tell a story and can be so very interesting.

It happened because my ex was being a complete fool with a whip and well he just flicked the tail of the whip and it hit me in the stomach, not even an apology and I spent three days in hospital having scans done to make sure the baby was ok.....

And heather I think that you should hand those cookies over to the authorities, preferrably someone who doesn't like cookies aswell...:D:D:D:D

i am erribly sorry about your scar story but don't think it's gunna guilt trip me into handing in the cookies. it didn't work!! mwaaa haaaa haaa, you're never gunna catch me. besides, i've got a whip now and all :D

yeah but I have a whip too ha ha ha ha so there ha ha ha

battle of the whips on guard fiend hand over those cookies and I shall go easy on you!!!!!!!

haha, instead of a whip i will sue my dads sword then, that'll help me win *pulls out sword* i can fence very good you know. the lion trainer never wins the might and noble cookie queen

Well I am good with the whip and will hold you off with it, you have to get close enough to me to get me with your sword and I won't allow you to get near me with this whip...ha ha ha

well, my fencing skills are so good that i will be able to dazzle you with my sword so that you are stunned and then i'll fnish you off for good and be on my way out the door with the jar :D you'll never see me again, never i tell you. NEVER!! :D

Oh you think that your swords skills frighten me.....foolish child....
Whilst you were trying to dazzle me with your sword skills I secretly had some assistance from Hulls Raven and Cogito to tie a rope around your ankles so that you couldn't get away...
Doomed I tell you, you are doomed mwahahahahaha!

well then i'll cut the rope with my sword and stab both Hulls and Corito whilst you are busy thinking you have won. then, when you least expect it, i'll corner you and . . . . STRIKE! then i'll run off with your head in my hands :)

She's guilty of stealing cookies (Crunch mmmmm) So you can bet that she'll only use her (Crunch mmmmmm) Whip to hide her (Crunch mmmmm) Guilt.

Hmmmm a cookie with choc chips lovely. Eh yeah it better not get pinched now. Who turned out those lights (CaaRunch oh mmmmm). So nice (mmmmm.) Ooops. OK who took that lovely choc chip cookie now. Come on own up. (mmmmm)

ha ha ha ha ha well gee you are the one with chocolate chips all over your face....lol

Which you planted!

yeah why not ha ha ha ha

Confession and evil laughing! I bet the cookie thefts are all part of the Reviewer conspiricy! Stealing them to feed your army, eh?

<<opens door quietly and peeks inside...closes door and runs away>>>>

Me steal.....I don't think so.
WHy are you trying to blacken my name Banzai?
I bet it was you anyways....little thief!

I'm not the one plotting to overthrow LPspider!

That was Onoria not me....I would never!
Everyone picks on poor little me, what did I ever do to you????

*runs off crying*

That's laxative chocolate in those cookies.:eek: I'm sticking with Heather on this one, I think she'll win the battle easily.:p

Hehe. I'll wait and see who wins before I take sides :p

Well then we shall just wait and see who uses the toilet the most then....but Hulls Raven is obviously eating those cookies.
He deserves a good bollocking lol and being locked in cookfinement is in order I think!!

Did we ever establish what cookfinement was?

ummmmm..............duh!

I am not sure but it isn't nice anyways!

It has to be very not nice, to punish this cookie-stealing fiend!

It isn't very nice to have to punish the thief, and I am not a nasty person so yeah it isn't very easy at all.
I don't like being nasty to people :(:(:(:(

But it has to be done, Torana. For the sake of that innocent cookie!

Those cookies are far from innocent. i'm the only innocent person here.;)

WHY ME???????

Can't you be the punisher or even Sayso???

Nah. I'm too good. It's those socks that give that game away.;)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love my socks! lol

Oh well may as well get the whip back out and go on the thief hunt again....*sigh*

Well. I can see at least one reason the ex became an ex.

Anyway, I haven't cracked a whip in years. They require clear space. If I must use a weapon at all, I prefer a straight police baton (no crossbar, no thong), particularly because if the other person gets hold of it, I can also effectively defend against it.

Never take up a weapon you aren't prepared to have used against you!

Oh, and Torana, ANOTHER new avatar?? Heh.

Well your avatar has been sat their for weeks. Does he not need the toilet?

Talk of thongs and whips. I think Cogito is trying to distract us from the real thief.

I'm sticking with Heather on this one, I think she'll win the battle easily.
thanks a lot, now my army is growing. we can take both the cookies and control of the forum :D join me! join me!! no seriosly, admision slips are availble at the front desk :P
Heather

You have front desk? Wow!

yeah, and a receptionist

Hehe. Putting your other personalities to good use, I see :p

ohhhh, too far tony, too far :D anyway, leave me and my personalities alone or i'll get security to chuck you out :P
Heather

Hehe. Security. The violent one :p :D

i ahave an army of violent ones, millions of them, all ready to take over. i also have a few fast and cunning ones, ready and waiting to take the cookies

I have a god in a jar. Aha!

If it can be confined in a jar, must be a rather wimpy god.