Perhaps, but it's a god nonetheless, and as long as it's in the jar, I get its powers :p

Ok you greedy buggers. I have yet again refilled the cookie Jar. So stop your pinching. Oow a choccie cookie (Crunch mmmmmmmm).

Now then I say stop pinching these lovely tasty scrummy (Crunch mmmmmm) Cook(mmmm)ies you greedy lot.

Stop refilling it! The Reviewer rebellion is just using the jar to feed their revolutionary army!

I can't help it... There so nice, and scrummy. Chomp mmmmmm)

How about Jaffa cakes? Have you got any of those?

ha ha ha ha those cookies are addictive I see....my plan is working, soon you shall be under my power and ha ha ha ha ha

Oh and Cogito I like changing my avatar, change is as good as a holiday...(which I never got to have)

I am getting fed up with supporting your habit though Hulls Raven, it is a very nasty addiction you have there to those cookies....

What did happen to your holiday, Torana?

any chance of a milo and some tim tams?

A what and some whats?

ok whos pinched 'em

Surely the only one capable of getting past a Mod unseen would be an Admin....

A what and some whats?

a milo is a hot chocolate drink, and a tim tam is a delicious triple chocolate biscuit commonly eaten with milo...the trick is to bite one corner from each end of the biscuit and suck the drink into the biscuit..the drink melts the inside of the biscuit = yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmy

ewww! sounds disgusting.;)

It does rather....

its not its chocolate and its yummy

Hehe... I'm watching "My Family" :) Much better than cookies.


Do you have that in Australia?

eh...no lol

Hehe... I'm watching "My Family" :)

LOL I love that show though it was much funnier when Nick was in it.:)

It's classic "My Family" on UKTV gold, so it does have Nick in :p

im a south park girl myself but anyway back to the cookie theif..banzai just fess up

:eek: It couldn't have been me! I don't have the power to confound the Mods!

are you saying it was an inside job?

I think it might be linked to the Reviewers amassing their forces...

whatever you think....

i think it was definately an inside job......i think the staff of this forum are trying to plant this one on unsuspecting members...dont be surprised if you hear about a mass cookie dough recovery on the news

a milo is a hot chocolate drink, and a tim tam is a delicious triple chocolate biscuit commonly eaten with milo...the trick is to bite one corner from each end of the biscuit and suck the drink into the biscuit..the drink melts the inside of the biscuit = yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmy

Wikipedia tells all...

Both are Australian products. Milo is a hot malted chocolate beverage made by Nestle. Tim Tams are oblong cookies comprised of two malted chocolate wafers with a light chocolate cream layer in between, and the whole thing dipped in chocolate. The name is from a winning Kentucky Derby race horse!

Apart from the horse reference, it doesn't sound bad, although that's a lot of sugar.

Hehe, like Kendal Mint Cake :p

ha ha ha sugar ha ha ha sugar ha ha ha sugar

I like coffee!

Coffeeeeee!

coffee is good...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

throws a cookie on the ground..jumps up and down on it and runs out...

mwa hahahahahahaha

...anyone else wondering what the hell?

Sugar rush plus caffeine jitters? We may need a stims rehab center!

ha ha ha ha coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Two words:
Dee Caff!

but but but but I liek coffee.....well fine then I will go eat ice cream lol

(Probably coffee ice cream...)

With all that coffee, somebody will have a tough time getting to sleep!

That way she can drink more coffe :p

Ok who's pinch the coffee now?

pretzel anyone?

Cake?

Mud cake....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Hello again, Dropbear. You haven't been around for a while. Where have you been, I wonder? Have you found the thief?

Look drop Bears got coffee and cake around her mouth.

Guilty. Linch drop bear.

I thought it was a cookie that had been stolen...

Where Is My Coffee????????

Hulls Raven was drinking coffee earlier...

How rude of him to drink my coffee....Hulls Raven that isn't fair, I can't live without my coffee!

Hulls Raven: The Coffee Baron :p

I want my coffee back.....:(

You want him to regurgitate it for you? :confused:

no not really ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Lol. Here, have mine. I need to cut back, anyway.

*passes Torana a cup of coffee*

Sugar? Milk?

What Coffee I wasn't drink coffee (mmmmm Slurp) Nope not me (mmmmmmm Slurp aah) Definatetly nope.

You want him to regurgitate it for you? :confused:

Blerchh. Gives a whole new meaning to freshly percolated!

lol. so it does. Blerchh. that ok for you. Why is there always carrots. Oh well i guess that will add to the flavour. Here you are carrot flavoured Coffee. Dopnt worry about the other Lumpy bits.

...lovely...

kinda like when your dunking a bisquit and half falls in

Lol. Here, have mine. I need to cut back, anyway.

*passes Torana a cup of coffee*

Sugar? Milk?

Awwwww thankyou Banzai that is so very nice of you...

Cogito that is just wrong lol

Hulls Raven stop drinking my coffee....<<brings otu the whip>> OR ELSE!!

Umm. No. Not like that at all. Biscuit bits is one thing, yesterday's bits are another altogether!

gurgle

oh and Hulls Raven that is just EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Was the gurgle really necessary, Cogito?

I like ice cream ha ha ha ha

And it always seems to come back to that... :p

yup it always does.....maybe it has something to do with the cookie and coffee theft....who knows....

The ice cream did it...? Damn, that's sneaky!

Ooow Ice Scream (yummy yummy. scoff scoff) Ooops sorry was that someone elses.

Blerch Blurrrch. Oh look more bloody carrots. why is it always carrots. And some lumpy bits too. Looks brown now was like a white when i scoffed it down. Hmmmm of course Choc chip carrot flavoured slimy stuff with lumpy bits ice scream... Enjoy. :)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

What?

that is disgusting and now I will never eat ice cream again eewwwwwwwwwwwwww! lol

Nah, don't give up on ice cream, just don't invite the Raven of Hull to the party!

Jeez, man, that was digustifying. I think even the server lost its lunch.

Someone recently asked if there was such a thing as too much description...

I agree with you there Cogito.....that was nasty!!! lol

What?:eek:
Someone said regurgitate. Sheeesh. :p

It wasn't an invitation :p

has this been solved yet?

INSPECTOR GADGET TO THE CASE!

It will never be solved. As soon as there is a favored suspect, the crime is committed anew. Allegedly.

Inspector Gadget thinks differntly!:eek:

IT is about time I had some help solving this case, since Alice left I have been alone in the pursuit of this crazed loonatic and I tell you now it is most exhausting and tiresome!!!

We know who's stealing everything its you green lot. And your all armed with whips too.

Methinks the purple raven protesteth too much. Yon moderator seems less than moderate. And wherefore didst he his belly disgorge if not from greedy gluttony?

Has anybody checked the bins for tale tell wrappers?:cool:

Erm its bin day. Oh what a pity.

Well that is just typical of a moderator who has been theiving the cookies to lay the blame on us reviewers.
Sheesh we know is what you lot so fess up already!!!

Who Me.......?

Yes you!!

Typical of the green. Its a Reveloution isn't it. Greens on the steal coffee ice cream and coffee. Typical.

Like you can talk Mr munch and crunch on the cookies......
I knew you'd try to turn this on me, well *pokes out tongue* it didn't work so there!!

Cookie (Chomp mmmmmmm) pincher.

No you are the pincher Raven so there

nope not (chomp mmmmm) me.

Tis (chomp mmmm) You.

It is so <slurp> and you know it as <slurp> well as <slurp> I do

You got a bit on your chin there Torana.;)

Darn it that coffee goes everywhere when ya forget to use a sippy cup!!!

And you dropped a crumb on the floor.

no that is there because Hulls Raven planted it on me, cookies are disgusting and I would never eat them.
I'd rather have some fruit if it is on offer to be honest!!!

BOO! Hahhahaa. The butler did it.

And contradicting the rumours of my influenza inspired death, I did not die. I was sick. I only wished I was dead while I was sick so I would stop BLOODY COUGHING!!!!! GRRRR... ahem.

Who stole the cookie from teh cookie jar? Who cares! I want to know who nicked my triple chocolate ice cream!

Aah so your the frueit thief and you've admitted it to us all. I knew the green revolution was here.

Hey, I'm not green! I'm blue toned.

And Sayso... I freaking love your avatar! Once I actually stared at it and got it, i laughed my head off!

Yeah but at least I am willing to admit that I stole the fruit.....

Ah ha. Whipping time.

Whipped cream? No thanks.

WHAT!? Why!? I was framed I tell you framed!!!!!!!

Not this time green girl you admitted it to 1000s and will be severly whipped for your crimes.

And what am I? Chopped Liver?

Now that was just the wurst...

But...but....but....I...I...I....awwww man why me?

Stand still dammit and give me your blasted whip so you can be punished for fruit stealing......Is that a banana you have in your mouth.....righty.....stand still....dammit....give me the whip.

You are a strange, strange man. now why is fruit involved? it has no right to be here in my thread! out I say! Out!

Tell Torana this. She stopped stealing cookies and started stealing the friut. Soon she'll be stealing Vegatables like Carrots.

I don't know how Torana started stealing fruit! I don't eat fruit and refuse to keep it in my house! blech! keep it to the cookies and timtams and icecream people!

Well I think the cookie thief has been discovered. Its the green mob.

Now back to fruit.

it is the pink mob and forget the fruit the cookies are at stake here people....

You will never have my whip fool mwahahahahahahaha!

*runs in screaming crazily waving a feather duster in the air!* Take the bloody fruit! no fruit! but leave the cookies!!!!!!! DAMMMIT! THIS IS MY THREAD! NO MORE FRUIT! OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DUST!!!!!

Um. Yes. Okayyyyy....

Well feather duster was more friendly than gun and I hate fruit and it does not belong here! I am the cookie Baroness! I don't know what fruit Hull saw, he must be on something cause the only fruit in here is the lolly bananas!

Due to recent controversy, I am bringing this thread back. So who did steal the cookie? Hmmm?

raven and me stole the cookie mwahahahahahahaha

actualy no it was you banzai and that is why you brought the thread back up isn't it!!!!

Oh dear. not again *Sobs rocking in the corner*

Why would I bring it back up if it was me?

And look what you've done to poor Kit!

you did it not me...poor kit look what you did to her Banzai.

It's ok Kit here are the nice men with a nice warm white coat for you. It goes well with your eyes and has a complimentary belt too! :D

:eek: Not only are you traumatising her, but you're having her sectioned?

you did the traumatising in attempt to over throw the forum. I am merely helping you out! :D

Shhh! She doesn't know!

oops sorry

It's alright, the men in white coats will sort her out now.

*sigh* that is a relief then

Yup. Now back to business... Do you have the cookies we need to take over the forums?

No Raven took them with him I think, or he has them stashed somewhere away in the forum.
Maybe we should question the new moderator....hmmmmmmmmmm! very suspicious I think!

Indeed! And we need those cookies!

Yes! Yes we do!

Wow this thread is a blast from the past. lol

So is it the same old cookie thief or do we have a newbie cookie thief. :)

We are on the lookout for the cookies that me and Raven stole.
He stashed them away and we can't find them....

I hope he didn't take them with him...

you did it not me...poor kit look what you did to her Banzai.

It's ok Kit here are the nice men with a nice warm white coat for you. It goes well with your eyes and has a complimentary belt too! :D

Ohhh and its sooo comfy too...

:eek: Not only are you traumatising her, but you're having her sectioned?

You... you were meant to be my friend Torana... you're having me sectioned? :O

well I found a crumb trail. Hmmm not good. it leads to the sea. can anyone awim in shark infested waters.

oh no that is possible.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
EEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Lmao... awww I quite fancy some cookies now... shame i'm so far away from Tesco...

i think they heard that on Pluto you know

I am your friend Kit banzai is the one that is doing all this I am his hallucination remember.

Don't ask me pleas eHaunter don't ask me! (I can't swim)

Anyone got a canoe?

Well privaleges of rank and all. Torana. go fetch. Just mind that gigantic great white circling us.

Hehe, Mod powers sound fun :p

But like I can't swim so like NO WAY! Send Banzai already!

Use my canoe, Torana :)

i would but you helped Raven steal the cookies. Well now its time you swam for them.

But I will get wet and it will make my make up run and I am wearing a dress so yeah will be quite difficult and with also ruin my hairdo.

Banzai is more than happy to do it ya know!!! He just told me he wanted to do it!!!!

No he didn't! Torana did!

no I didn't Banzai did

....Kit did!

Yeah Kit did, she is begging for you to send her actually. Can't you hear her it is deafening!!!!!!!

Exactly! It's decided then! Kit can go :D

yes my devious creator I must agree with you 100% on that one! :D:D:P:P

bahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

So...if I created you, am I God?

Well privaleges of rank and all. Torana. go fetch. Just mind that gigantic great white circling us.

Well... I second that motion :D:D I'm not going anywhere... don't force me to use my mod powers on you!!

But like I really can't swim. You really want the drowing of the bestest WF member on your heads??? I don't think so. Lets send Night Haunter cause it was his suggestion after all!!!!

Mod corruption!

INDEED! They are trying to wipe us green members out! It is a conspiracy! Heather where are you when I need your backup hunny!?

HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
TTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR????

...I don't think she heard...

Lol... i'm sure the sound proof box i'm going to put you in will help :D

HEATHER
HEATHER
HEATHER
HEATHER
HEATHER
HEAHER

HELP ME!!!!!!!!

Wow, blueness.

*Innocent whistle* There's no mod corruption... what are you all on about???

yeah that is what Hulls Raven said!!!

yeah that is what Hulls Raven said!!!

He said what? *confused and feeling dumb*

that there is no mod corruption!!! I think the two of you are conspiring together to be honest.

:eek: The very idea of it...

Lol... me and Hulls? Conspiring? Erm... together?

*looks around panic stricken*

Nope...

rofl I knew it I knew it

:eek: Controversy!

i told you she was not good for you Banzai!!! Next time you will listen when your hullucination tells you to listen!

At least now I know where I stand...

Yeah right next to me! :P you lucky fella!

Is this self-esteem I'm hearing, my dear?

bahahahahahahahahaha that is just your hullucinating getting out of control again my dear friend!

Yeah, blame it on that. I know the truth, damnit!

whatever!

Yeah!

FINE THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will agree with you if that will make you happy!

Aha! Wow, two concessions in one day... Are you feeling okay Torana?

Does it look like I am ok!?
Obviously something has gone heywire for me to make a confession and then another!!

I think the world is about to explode! RRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN for your lives forum members!

Well, did someone say cookie? Hey! IT WAS MY BLOODY COOKIE TO BEGIN WITH DARN IT! GRRRRRRR. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT. AGAIN. HMM.... wait a sec, where did my NEW cookie go?

:eek: Does this mean Raven is back among us?

Nope its that Massive great White Shark circling the beach. it jumped up I saw it.



Honest......



Hey Tor get your butt in that ocean we want our cookies. Just mind those bull sharks attacking the great White though looks nasty and all.

let the ignoring begin. :( it was my cookie in the first place. Why do they always forget the victim? :( :(

I think the cookie is the real victim.

it. was. my. cookie. my fantastic blue cookie jar is still just a jar because there is no cookit in it. I am a victim!

Night Haunter I am not putting my butt in no ocean to get eaten by sharks! I can't swim and so I would drown taking the cookies with me I am afraid.

Besides, the cookie wouldn't be a cookie anymore. just soggy cruddy stuff that smells suspisciously like seaweed

What if I gave you a dingy. then that would mean you were floating and not swimming.

Just mind those Tiger sharks attacking the Bull Sharks...that too looks nasty....

And also mind the great white sharks circling the beach. and that other nasty looking thing. now that looks real nasty. oh and watch out for that family of crocs at the beaches edge. and that horrid looking swarm of sea snakes. But other than that looks pretty safe. heres the dingy off you go now.

Oh, so the dighy is good enough, but my canoe isn't? Now it's offended.

What if I gave you a dingy. then that would mean you were floating and not swimming.

Just mind those Tiger sharks attacking the Bull Sharks...that too looks nasty....

And also mind the great white sharks circling the beach. and that other nasty looking thing. now that looks real nasty. oh and watch out for that family of crocs at the beaches edge. and that horrid looking swarm of sea snakes. But other than that looks pretty safe. heres the dingy off you go now.

Well all I've to say to that one is HECK NO! I'm going on stirke as of right now!!!

Banzai your canoe is fine but I'm staying on dry land thankyou very kindly!!!!

But it's such a cool canoe... :(

but the sharks might think its a seal.


Hey quick grab torana.

she's legging it.

*handcuffs herself to a tree*

Dry land and dry land only!!!

Leave me alone!! I don't wanna be shark food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, tinies are alright, until u hit a wave and capsize. But I don't mind shark.. as long as it's battered, fried and served with chips

ok we have a new volunteer thanks DoZ have fun. just watchout for that really big hungry looking Great White hmmmm theres a lot of sharks. Meh you'll be fine I think.










Honest.

heh, she'll be right mate. I'll just keep my big knife in my hand nad punch them all with the other fist!

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Dry land?

Sorry, what was that? U really do want to go seimming as sharks? Alrighty then. U can be my new sidekick u can have either two names: Burley or Bait

Or chum?

who torana or banzai. Eithers good for me. I'll sp[ot the sharks from that cliff over there. I'll holla when i glimpse ten or so.

alrighty. But u have to clean them up and get them ready for dinner

Oi! I don't like this plan!

You'll be fine. Just dont antagonise them. And don't cut yourself. Ooooops sorry my bad i didn't mean to snare your finger in this harness. Its only a little blood. Sharks that Hugh would never notice that.

















Honest........

I am not here I have run away from home to join the army!!!

Oh cool say high to raven for me. :p

Oh, thanks Torana! Just abandon me. Hmmpf.

Right banzai just don't drop any blood in that ocean ior those biggys might come sniffing. Oooops you already did. Hmmmmm bah you'll be ok.







Mind though that big shark is coming your way..







Bah




You'll be fine





Honest.....





I think....

Ok I will say hello to him for you Night Haunter.

Have fun being shark food Banzai....sorry sweeety but youis on your own with this one, I can't swim remember!

Oh, did I forget to mention the fact that there is a rope tied to your leg...






pity......





sorry that it's draggign you down with me.....

Aren't people supposed to be tried first? And anyway, Raven has the cookies! Why am I being punished?

Cause you didn't think to run away to the army with me when I suggested it to you!!!!

The army is better than the sharks bellies :D:D:D:D

Right, then. time to deal with the sharks...
http://www.fxillusions.com.au/images/armoury-2.jpg

lol you think that will work on a school of 100 sharks??

Might need a few bigger guns and a lot more than that too I thinks. Those are barbie doll size banzai. Shakrs are huge if you didn't already know!!!

I'll have abrowning high power or a power ordnance please.

A modified Beretta 92FS and an FN-P90 will do me nicely, thanks :)

I'd rather just hide out in the barracks thanks....:D

Just hope they don't grow legs :p

Roar. I just got murdered by ten big spiders.

Don't encourage them too. And besides these nice army guys will protect me from the sharks anyways. neener neener

yeah, right.

Until they get eaten.

And by then the sharks will have a belly full and I will be safe cause I will a lot of guns and stuff to blow them up with silly.

pppphhhhttttt. I'm goign to bed early tonight. I wil be back later guys. Cheers and beers and cheese and wagons... (nvr mind, u prbly wont get it:D :p)

Sleep well DOZ. Don' let the sharks bite :p

an why wouldn't they want to protect such a gorgeous hullucination like me anyways?
Banzai did create a most beautiful hullucination and the army guys are swrn to protect me so there! neener neener ner ner

night night Doz

Then I might hallucinate up a massive jiant, hwat u call them? the ones in JAWS. oxygen tanks or big drum full of dinamite? anyhooo.... conjur up a dencent bed for me will ya?

Oh and I will sleep well. Until my Boyfriend comes home at Twin in the morning and wakes me up. :/

Well yeah, I can't argue with another confession, Torana :p

an why wouldn't they want to protect such a gorgeous hullucination like me anyways?
Banzai did create a most beautiful hullucination and the army guys are swrn to protect me so there! neener neener ner ner

A third confession to prettiness in one day??? Wow Torana you must be feeling confident today.

I'm a hullucination so I can be lol

Hehe, good excuse :p

I thought so too :D

But not good enough! Lol...

I blame Banzai and Night Haunter!!!!!!!!!

Hang on, what for?

Seee... she turns on you! She doesn't love you at all... side with me.... :D

Don't listen to her Banzai!

I was saying that I blame you and Night Haunter for me admitting what you were all trying to get me to admit to earlier on.

Oh look on the horizon its a bloody big shark christs thats a biggy.



Whats that in its teeth





Its moving






Ooooops






Mmmm




Well Banzai was a good chap he had many friends here and we all loved him.



Meet the newbie member Sharkzai



Sorry best I could do at short notice......

Ahhh! Kit on one side, Torana on the other! It's like the angel and devil of my conscience all over again.

*curls up in a ball*

Here sharky, sharky.

*pumps shotgun*

Don't listen to her Banzai!

I was saying that I blame you and Night Haunter for me admitting what you were all trying to get me to admit to earlier on.

See, this is the crux of the matter. Torana cannot admit to loveliness without someone to scapegoat her confession upon!

Hmmm. What if there were no scapegoats around, Cogito?

One will be designated. Besides, she wouldn't admit it unless there were a scapegoat already chosen.

Hmmm. This could be a problem...

And he has been found. The scape goat that is.

Hmmmm... I think Torana just likes the attention hehe... she knows she's gorgeous :P