Well she can't very well not, can she? I presume she has mirrors...

Well someone hinted that she was a vampire pmsl... so its possible.

Hmmmm. But even if she is a vampire, then surely she had a relfection at one point?

Mirrors only show you what you're willing to see.

Or, in Harry Potter, what you want most in the world...

So mayyyyyyyyybe she really wants to not believe she's gorgeous??? So that's all she's willing to see.

Or perhaps it's because she's my hallucination, and so is part of me, but wants to rebel against me, and so insists that she isn't gorgeous. Aha!

Hmmm sounds reasonable...

Does it? It gave me a headache :confused:

lmfao...that just means you need to go get some rest and take regular breaks from the computer screen due to eye strain.

Or stop overthinking my hallucinations?

So mayyyyyyyyybe she really wants to not believe she's gorgeous??? So that's all she's willing to see.

Perzackly. She wouldn't be the first person I've met with that kind of thinking.

So...projection of desires? Since when did this become the psychological diagnosis thread? Not that I'm complaining. This is a hell of a lot more interesting than any of my psychology classes.

When did this thread jump from The Lounge into Word Games?

I'm not sure... but its definately not a word game *confused*

...isn't it still in the lounge? :confused: What did I miss?

Um...... huh??? does this mean my cookie has been found?

Erm...no...

*brushes away crumbs*

O_O it was youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. But the problem is that my cookie jar has gone missing and I earlier spotted Torana looking at it. :( Whatever shall I do?

Eat your cookies instead of putting them in a jar?

Nah, then why call it a cookie jar? without cookies it is simply a jar! *sigh*

Personally, the phrase cookie jar makes me think of a jar made of cookies, which would be kinda cool...

that would be pretty kewl when ya think about it!

But then it means even more to resist. Not only do you have to stop yourself from eating the cookies, but also the jar...

oooh but that never really stopped the cookie monster now anyways... oh and he's been released from rehab

So like ummmmmm
The cookie crumb trail continues to lead us up the garden path with no answers as to who the thief really is. Only major accusations and arguements all over the forum about it.
The tension mounts and the plot thickens.
Who is this thief and why are they doing this? What is their motive? Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
(insert name here) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!!!

I didn't steal the cookie from the cookie jar.It was mine in the first place. Why would I steal my own cookie? .. I rekon it's Bick that stole my cookie. She likes to bake so maybe she wanted to try and work out he secret recipe

:o ME??! I would never I bake from my own recipes.

I think Banzai stole the cookie from the cookie jar. He's the one that wants to take over the world.

...isn't it still in the lounge? :confused: What did I miss?

Lol I moved it back into the lounge, but someone had moved it to word games.

I think Banzai stole the cookie from the cookie jar. He's the one that wants to take over the world.

Yes, but not with cookies. Anyway, I agree with Dropbear. Bick does do a lot of baking...

Lol I moved it back into the lounge, but someone had moved it to word games.

Well it isn't exactly a word game, is it? It's more of a...load of tosh? Not that most of the word games aren't, you understand :p

Just follow the bouncing thread...

It bounces now? Cool :D

When I started this thread, I really didn't expect it to last long at all! And I can't believe it's risen again! os yeah, it's a load of tosh about finding my cookie. And nobody seems to remember it was my cookie in the first place!
:( :D

Well she can't very well not, can she? I presume she has mirrors...

I just came across all of this and :p *pokes tongue out at you all*

I don't have mmirros anymore cause they broke when I looked into them.
So there!!!!!!! Now leave me alone!!! :p:p

and Night Haunter stole the cookie and brided Lpspider with it and that is why he is now a moderator :eek: the plot thickens my gosh!!!!

This place is full of evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!

It doesn't count if you smashed the mirrors after looking at them, because you didn't want to acknowledge that delightful vision was you!
:p

It doesn't count if you smashed the mirrors after looking at them, because you didn't want to acknowledge that delightful vision was you!
:p

Well the thing I saw in the mirror scared me so yeah I smashed them but that don't mean nothing!!! :P

Now Cogito I Am sure you are the thief as you keep deviating off topic with this thread and so do Kit, Banzai and Night Haunter.

So I bet you four are all sitting down together munching out on those cookies. I bet they are really stale and yucky by now too!!!

Exactly, so there wouldn't be any point in us stealing it, would there?

you already stole them that is why you have them!

If I had cookies, why would I be really hungry? Surely I would be able to eat the cookies?

alll i know is that you lot are sittting around eating yucky sta le cookies that you stole from the cookie jar that is that end of story!!!!

Ewww! I don't like stale cookies...

Hang on a minute... we can't be sat around the jar eating cookies... because according to the original post only one cookie was stolen. That kinda ruins your theory since i'm quite sure that we're not civilised enough to share! :P

But if more that one was stolen, surely it would be only the owner and the thief that knew about it? And since Dropbear is the owner...

Banzai.. I don't get your last post lol...

Its probably just me because i've just woke up and i'm sick but ... huh?

Well Torana claims there is more than one cookie, and since she's not the owner, she could only know that if she was the thief. See?

Ohhh now that makes sense lol :D Good thinking... Torana must be the thief!

stop trying to pin this on me! I am the only one actually solve this matter!

It could just have eloped with a miss cookie?

Banzai I think that you have single handedly solved the case of the missing cookie!!! :P

So they are somewhere in Scotland now, having their wedding without us!

Well that is a bit rude of them not to invite us really!

I know! We should gatecrash it!

Yup I think we should!

To Gretna Green!

lol lets go!!! It's gate crashing time! mwahahahahahahahahaha

I found the cookie. It was under the couch the whole time. NOT THAT YOU GUYS ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT I, THE ORIGINAL OWNER, HAS TO SAY BECAUSE ALL OF YOU SEEM TO WANT TO IGNORE ME AND MY POSTS AND .. AND! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG. *munches sulkily on cookie* Oh and Cookies aren't meant to get married. Not that I have any logical idea on what you guys are going on about!

Erm...Dropbear? How long has that thing actually been under the couch?

i stole the cookie. the F'in devil made me do it. cuz i sold him my soul for a crack rock.

...that wasn't a cookie you stole Dcara. That was a stone.

Hmmm... was the cookie nice and mouldy dropbear?

See we care now... might be able to watch you get erm... mould poisoning :D

Nah, think of it as a massive dose of pennicillin

Well darn... there goes my entertainment for the evening :( *sulks*

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yucky yucky

However, as old as that cookie was, DOZ probably broke a tooth on it.

yes I dare say she would have

I decided to stop this silly argument. Cookies for everyone!

*Hands out cookies*

Mmmmm cookie :D Thankyou :D

You're quite welcome, my dear :D Cookies for everyone!

Yay! And no teeth were broken! Mouldy cookies aren't hard!

Still sounds like a mouthfull of yuck though.

agreed.. but funny story... when I was younger, a friend and I were mucking around and starting throwing cookies at each other.. acookie fight! and I thought I picked up all the cookies but I was wrong.. I found on about a month or so later..... blech....

It was Torana and she had help from Kit.







Honest.....Gov

Then why are you guys smiling?????

Cra-Runch, mmmmmm. Oh no reason.

Honest you know.


I spotted them both Pinching the cookies.







Honest........

Phhhht, yeah right!

I question the nutritional value of this thread.
Be careful kids.
Threads are a sometimes food.

Who said anything about nutrition!? :p As long as there is chocolate filled cookies out there.... I will buy them!

God, I love you guys so much...

HEY ALICE!!!! Where've ya been, girl?

I died for a few weeks... months? D=

For a while.

Don't worry! I'm alive now! =D

So you are now undead?

Welcome back anyway! :D

Undead? o.o Maybe... Maybe I am! BWAHAHAHAAAA

Maybe. >.>

Ta! I'll attempt the greatest comeback ever known! To man anyway.

HEY ALICE!!!! Where've ya been, girl?

Wonderland, Duh.

It was Torana and she had help from Kit.

Honest.....Gov

Oh my god! You're supposed to be my friend, you can't just walk around making accusations like that.

*jumps up and down and points* he did it, he did it, HE DID IT!!! :D:D

Tehe..

Welcome back, Alice... don't stay too long or you'll become a nutter like the rest of us :p

God, I love you guys so much...

heya! how ya doing? would you like a cookie? there are many types now. Sadly people seem to avoid the month old mushy ones. :(:D

heya! how ya doing? would you like a cookie? there are many types now. Sadly people seem to avoid the month old mushy ones. :(:D

Month Old Mushy is my favourite kind! =D

whoohooo!

I died for a few weeks... months? D=

For a while.

Don't worry! I'm alive now! =D

Alice you have been missed so much! :( I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo glad that you are back! It is time to party now I thinks.

Welcome back! :D:p

By the way new evidence shows that it was infact Cogito and Hulls Raven that originally stole the cookie along with Lpspider and they are now in custody awaiting trial. :mad:

It was Torana and she had help from Kit.







Honest.....Gov

I am disgusted with you Raven. That is cods wollop and you know it.


Cra-Runch, mmmmmm. Oh no reason.

Honest you know.


I spotted them both Pinching the cookies.







Honest........


If I stole it then why are you crunching on food then. Gee you can tell some tall tales Raven.


God, I love you guys so much...


We love you too Alice. :):p

Yeah. and Hulls had done that vanishign act a while agao.. maybe he was getting tid of evidence!

Oh my goodness DOZ you just uncovered some very valueable eveidence my dear.

Well he is locked away in custody for the time being so you can eat your new cookies in peace! For now!

I don't want cookies now.

awwww sweetie! See what you did Raven. Poor DOZ is traumatised now!

That's one word.

Huh?

mneh. I'm tired. and addicted to this forum!

lol tis ok darlen have fun chat tomorrow maybe

how come i don't cookies? is it because i stole them?

WHAT!?

Oh deary me what am I supposed to do with all these hardened criminals.
My dungeon is getting rather full to be honest!

Oh well off to the dungeon with you it is till I think of something more pleasant hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

NO whips this time. They are getting repaired.

Nah I put my whip into retirement!

(actually Cogito stole it from me but won't admit it!)

A likely story! You had to ditch it after using it on your ex, lest it be siezed as evidence

schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You weren't meant to say anything bout that Cogito! :D

She didn't use the whip. She had an axe like me.

That was after I used the whip though DOZ! I mean no i didn't I didn't do it. I am innocent! Honest!

That's ok, it wasn't a crime. It was civic improvement.

Yes I was doing a good deed for the sake of humanity! I like the way you think Cogito! hehehehehe

(I didn't actually do anything people it is all a joke)

Um yes folks, she didn't do anything. No matter what you might hear on thenews.

Hey that was my evil twin! She is always doing nasty stuff like that!

I was going to use a knife through the throat on my ex. I was drunk and it triggered my nervous breakdown so luckily my friend and her family were there to stop me and to help me. Probably why I don't get too drunk anymore!

:confused: I just hit the "last post" button. Beginning to wish I hadn't... :p

I know what you mean Banzai!

mwahahaha. fear me. No, I'm not dangerous. I'd rather hurt myself than any of my friends.

I know who the cookies theives are!!!!!!!!!:eek:
























It was Raven and Cogito. They bribed Lpspider with the cookies.:eek::eek::eek:

Forum conspiracies I tell ya!

It is a sad sad day when people stoop to bribery!!!

(Night Haunter if I give you a carton of alcohol can you like convince Lp to make my username colour red?)

OK. erm will the alcohol be nicely chilled?

What? Oooh, if we're doing this, can I also be red? We can be the WF Militia :D

If you want it chilled you can have it chilled :D

Then tell me your task and it shall be done. :):):):)

I want my username to be red cause that'd be like so totally kewl hey! :D:p

Totally agreed.

See now that you agree you should go and brainwash/convince/force and get the modsquad in on it too and get my username red! pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

I did say I would send you a carton of chilled alcohol, I will even send bottles if so be it. I wanna be red damn it!

But one one half od Modsquad is on. lmao

Well well well you gotta doooooooooooooo something! lol
I wanna be a RED TORANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's with the infatuation with the color red?

I just thought that red would be kewl for a change of pace aye! And Torana's look good red and brown but I don't want to be brown I want to be red and green Torana's look icky yucka lol

I like individuality lol

Well, if you get that, I want GaMboGe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamboge)! The hue of yellow would contrast nicely against our green background.

yeah aye that'd be kewl!

Amber, Kelly green, Alice blue, Robin's egg blue, Heather grey, Jade, Ivory, Scarlet, Rose, Auburn, Violet, Peach

Any other colors that are also girls' names?

ummmmmmmm duh!

Cerise, Lavender, Lilac, Bianca (means white in Italian)

I was thinking about Lavender and Lilac... but never heard of them actually being names. Though, I should have gotten Bianca.

Actually I know two females with those names, we used to have so much fun aye.

Goldie

How about Rose, Is that a colour?

Coral, Pearl, Sandy, Ruby, Esmeralda, Tawny

Rose was on the original list

Azure

ok well ya already mentioned it adamant lol Blonde hair kicking in there lol

Uh... can we count Goldilocks?
and I've never actually heard Azure as a name either...

Amber, Kelly green, Alice blue, Robin's egg blue, Heather grey, Jade, Ivory, Scarlet, Rose, Auburn, Violet, Peach, Cerise, Lavender, Lilac, Bianca,Goldie,Coral, Pearl, Sandy, Ruby, Esmeralda, Tawny, Azure

Sherry and Brandy are used as the color of the corresponding drinks, and as names too

I/ve seen Azure used as a name.

Amber, Kelly green, Alice blue, Robin's egg blue, Heather grey, Jade, Ivory, Scarlet, Rose, Auburn, Violet, Peach, Cerise, Lavender, Lilac, Bianca,Goldie,Coral, Pearl, Sandy, Ruby, Esmeralda, Tawny, Azure, Sherry, Brandy

Just like Cogito to be first to the drinks, eh?

What about Pansy?

Ok well considering that this is the cookie thread and I just found this really sweet little message I am posting it in here nayways cause it is just soooooooooooooooo sweet :p:D:)
(http://www.batkhela.com/msn/msn-names.php?page=4&do=&keyword=#)
In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips!

Anyways back to your usual programming peoples!

Olive or Olivia

Amber, Kelly green, Alice blue, Robin's egg blue, Heather grey, Jade, Ivory, Scarlet, Rose, Auburn, Violet, Peach, Cerise, Lavender, Lilac, Bianca, Goldie, Coral, Pearl, Sandy, Ruby, Esmeralda, Tawny, Azure, Sherry, Brandy, Olivia, Olive, Pansy

Sienna (as in Sienna Miller)
Cinnamon
Jasmine
Carmel
Nila
Indigo (?)
Sapphire
Rina
Chloe (Green Shoot)
Vanna

A pizza shop I go to had a manager there for several years whose name was, no kidding, Brandy Collins.

Cookie anyone?

As long as it isn't stolen goods :D

Oh no. If that were the case you'd have to ask Raven or Cogito. lol

lol :p

I can't help noticing that Torana remains green...

She isn't too good at bribing people! lol

Im still waiting for the chilled Booze.

She is passed out on the floor though. I think she drank it!!! lol I will kick her for you and wake her up if you want me too lol

Here you go, Haunter. I think I promised you this when you became a Mod.

*passes him a cold beer, fresh from the fridge*

I can't help noticing that Torana remains green...

tis a bit rude isn't it. He is even denying that I sent him the alcohol now...not a happy camper!!!

Ah, you'll wake up in the morning, with a bottle in your hand, having forgotten all about it.

no i won't!

Twiggie says what?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x274/NamelessCreature/sherie.jpg

Guess she already did... :p

Oh my gosh that is so not me!

And it i s Torana not that "T" word you little........................argh!

Damn, adamant beat me to the picture:p

Hehe... to me at least, my avatar makes childish pranks seem all the more devilish.

lmao you two have very evil minds! I will get my sweet sweet revenge I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The real reason Twiggy always wanted to become a writer: http://www.somethingnewinvitations.com/images/generalStationary/TWIG%20PENCILS_350.jpgShe's a pencil!

Oh my gosh that is so darn evil adamant. YOu wait boy I will so be getting you back for this!

Torana was dancing with the broom earlier you could barely see her lol

Hahaha... wurkt

lol it was fun too but it has two left feet hahahahahahaha

You should see her in the car lol her kids and i end up screaming to get out while she is screaming for all the cars to get off the road cause they are doing under the speed limit or just on it lol she is nuts.....somebody help me!

Hehe, I'm gonna be driving soon. Beware, all of you :p

You wil be worse than me without a doubt lol

Yeah. First lesson on the 28th. So anyone in the Reading area, be very careful. You have been warned :p

I'm in Australia miles away and I am terrified already! lol :D:p

Hehehe, I'll reach you, eventually :p

i know that is what scares me so much!

*Evi laughs*

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

and can I have my name in black. Or something?

Only if I get orange :D

hope you go well with your driving. Just stay away from my cookie van!

You have a van now? Was a jar not big enough?

No. My van has alarms, bells and whistles!

And does that work?

not. I have to use a stick to beat Torana away from my van.

Lol. A special Torana-beating stick?

Yup. it's eletric.

Lol. That's cruel, but still funny :p

And still like Jack the ripper the cookie thief remains un caught. Hmmmm. Car-runch. mmmmm

Do you have anything on that van to fend off anyone but Torana, DOZ?

Yeah. I do. lol

Bad Raven! Lets seeee... I also sell various goods and weapons. Please choose carefully because we cannot offer refund on those that don't do what you want!

Ok why is it that whenever my back is turned and I am out doing other stuff, you all turn this around to be me?????

Don't you all hear and see Raven eating the cookies?

You lot are all so nasty to me! And what is with the Torana BASHING now? Yikes you lot scare me sometimes with your violent tendencies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, you can come on board my van and use the sticks to poke Banzai and Raven as I drive past them repeatedly! :D

Sounds perfect to me.

Whoohoo! alright. I drive. You can poke. Who else can we stalk?

Oi! And that reminds me, stop stealing my nickers! I'm running out of clean ones!

*ZAP!* mmm the sweet smell of flesh burning, take that Banzai!

Ow! I'm gaining new respect for cows!

I am gaining a whole new respect for air freshner!!! dang kids are nasty!

mmmmmmmmmm cookie hey torana how do you know i was in the poetry room gee you spying on me again this is just not fair

shadow tiger x

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE!

stop breaking into my van Torana. Isn't the bag full of cookies enough???

Like I don't like cookies and argh quit blaming me already sheesh

Yes, Jar case has been solved. Now we have to work out who stole the cookie from the cookie van. I owuld start a new thread but I fear that Hulls Raven will have me banned for starting another thread!

lol well yeah possible but then look at me lately lol

If you haven't I have lol

lol yeah pretty much aye!

Torana Did It.





Pinched all the cookies

Very

Yeah. First lesson on the 28th. So anyone in the Reading area, be very careful. You have been warned :p

Lol... can't be any scary than me... I have a habit of driving on the pavement :D

Ok why is it that whenever my back is turned and I am out doing other stuff, you all turn this around to be me?????

Don't you all hear and see Raven eating the cookies?

You lot are all so nasty to me! And what is with the Torana BASHING now? Yikes you lot scare me sometimes with your violent tendencies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see him!! I told everyone it was him but nobody listened!!

I do believe I have hijacked almost every thread in the lounge at some point. I is proud :D

At some point? You hijack each one multiple times... lmao

Kit also pinched one.

Just spotted her this minute. tut tut kit. Car -Runch mmmmm slaver slaver.

I didn't! *cries* Why do I get the blame for everything??

The cookies were long gone before I even knew they existed!!

I told them the same thing, but suspicion flies like swarming mosquitoes. It's ok, two minutes later someone else will be the prime suspect!

Nooo it was Raven silly! Get your facts straight! He's crunching them in your face...

Exactly.. finally someone gets it :D

Hmm... he should get the sack from moderatorship and then we can put him in Torana's dungeon and force feed him all types of cookies till he can stand them no longer.

Nooo it was Raven silly! Get your facts straight! He's crunching them in your face...

No I'm not. Car-Runch mmmmm slavers yummy Car-Runch.

Twas Kit. I saw her i did



































Honest.

Proove it!! It was you!!

Exactly, that's what i always tell you hun. Glad you pay attention.

um actually, I bri..er.. um, gave Raven the cookie. A cookie. a special cookie. I have to. :(

Oh Please spear me this mockery. You have nothing.


Runs.................Bus was late again darn it.

I just tell the truth.

*bump* oh, sorry Raven, was that your foot?







MEN ARE EVIL!

Oh Please Doz You have screwed up and given away your motives.

*Jumps on Bus*

Thank You.

WHAT??? Hull, get awa.. I need that to drive! *zaaap*

take that evil grotty man. I zap all males that try and take over my van. Buy me flowers then I wont zap you.

And Banzai. You just watch your step. but then again, I can just drive onto the sidewalk.

:O Well this is getting rather... erm... violent.

You can have acookie Kit. Name that flavour and it's yours. Just excuse the burning remains that was Hulls Raven

Hmmm white choc chip please :)

White chocolate is a contradiction in terms.
An abomination, I tell you, ABOMINATION!

Yep... I am Chocolate Bear, so I must agree

tim tams still rock but yeah, you can have my special white chip cookies.

Adamant. You get a mouldy chocolate chip cookie. for five hundred bucks.

lmao

no.



because I said so. GEDDIT?

BAH! I'm goign to be buggered at work tomorrow cause of you guys. Making me stay up late and have fun! damn you!

*munches sulkily on a tim tam*

I havn't even had my tea and it's after midnight!

Hmm... he should get the sack from moderatorship and then we can put him in Torana's dungeon and force feed him all types of cookies till he can stand them no longer.

Don't put him in my dungeon Kit cause like I was going to crash in there tonight cause I got no where else to sleep dang nabbit!

But he is soooooooooooo totally guilty!


cruuuuuuuuuuuuuunch!

What the heck was that?

Oh my goodness Raven is setting me up in my own posts now!

He's evil. want a cookie?

Yeah Torana has a nice cozy DUNGEON! mwahahahahahahahahahaha

yeah. I seen it. and the bones. Why do you think I have a van Banzai???




want a cookie?

Those skeletons add to the charm though. I can't dare part with the remains of all those other thiefs hey!

Yup sure is hey! :p

stop naming them, you are beginning to make it sound personal or something!!!!

And there is the seven dawrfsby the way and Shrek and Donkey. Also over here we have got The Wicked Witch of The West, plus Urcella and I can't remember this one hey!!! Oh well!

Raven stole the whole Jar by looking this over.

Finally someone believes me and actually sees the evidence that is mounting up against Hulls Raven.

Bout time I think!!!

re-severed??

The unkindest cut of all.

Me pinch Cookies. Never I say Never Car-Runch mmmmmmmm

You sound surprised...

Im the raven people you have nothing on my mighty wings lol.

Car-Runch mmmmmm

Keep carunching cookies at that rate, your mighty wings won't be able to hoist your mightier bod!

Meh. You've gotta be fast to catch me.

faat? Is that fat or fast?

Fast.
Im just too fast My friend ;)

White chocolate is a contradiction in terms.
An abomination, I tell you, ABOMINATION!

Stop bullying my poor white chocolate! If I want white chocolate... I shall have it!

tim tams still rock but yeah, you can have my special white chip cookies.

Adamant. You get a mouldy chocolate chip cookie. for five hundred bucks.

Wooooo... *eats cookie*

Hang on... Torana has a dungeon?

Yeah... want a tour? ;)