This afternoon, in need of a much needed snack, I reached my hand into the bright blue cookie jar, the one on top of the fridge.... and found it empty!

So what I want to know is.... Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar???

Someone who should be posting this in the chatbox thread and in a seperate one?

It was Alice!!!!

Hmmm.... my suspisions are raised! (This isn't a serious thread bty the Lounge says that it's for whatever!)

Hmmm... and Banzai, could you be throwing the suspicion off yourself??? hmmm???

Well I'm not a mod so I don't care that much. xD

But I'm truely ofended that Banzai has accused me. T_T

OH! Then it must be Banzai! Hmmm, who else could it be? I think I saw Torana with crumbs around her mouth earlier.....

(Have you seen I'm the Walrus thread? Don't fret. If this thread is not supposed ot be here, then a mod will lock it. The lounge doesn't have to be serious at all, just a fun place for us to hang out and know other people!)

It might have beemn the cookie monster. He's a sly one!

Why would the Mods repress a thread about who stole the cookie? Unless it was the Mods!

Dropbear I am offended that you have thrown accussaions my way, I would never steal anything. To steal a cookie when I could merely walk to the shops which are only minutes away and buy as many as I like, I don't think so my dear.

I would say that the one who has stolen the cookie has a very devious mind indeed and may just very well have already posted in this thread, it could be anyone, why even the admin or mods could have taken it. My bet is that it was someone who makes themself out to be a very nice and polite person and then when no one is looking reaches in and takes the cookie and you will find this person hiding out in the poetry section wiping the crumbs from his or heer mouth, possibly even in the word games.....so keep your eyes peeled people, there is a cookie thief amongst us once again.....hehehehe

~Torana

THE BUTLER DID IT.
I know, because there were crumbs all over his handlebar mustache.

Well I think that you did it, why else would you say the butler did it, you planted the crumbs there to throw us all off the scent, you knew we were getting close....such a devious mind....everyone blames the butler.

~Torana

How would I plant those crumbs on his mustache? What do you think I did, knocked him out with magical sleeping gas?

Wait...it all makes sense now! A rabid puffin flew through a sleeping gas factory, then smashed through the window, crashed into the cookie jar, and then collided with the head of the butler...who just so happened to be having a steamy affair with Torana at the same time!

GASP! The puzzle comes together!

Torana and the butler?!
*gasp*
It's like a soap opera!

It was the Walrus.

Damnit, that still leaves the question of who is the walrus?

The queens been gone for a while... maybe she was covering the tracks!

I say... no one stole the cookie because... There is no cookie :D

Ooo, very philisophical :p

Lol... well i try... *bows*

How would I plant those crumbs on his mustache? What do you think I did, knocked him out with magical sleeping gas?

Wait...it all makes sense now! A rabid puffin flew through a sleeping gas factory, then smashed through the window, crashed into the cookie jar, and then collided with the head of the butler...who just so happened to be having a steamy affair with Torana at the same time!

GASP! The puzzle comes together!

Crazy Ivan that was meant to be a secret between yourself and I...gee what is this world coming ot when people just go and tell the whole world the secrets shared between two persons.

You are just jealous because the maid turned you down for the cookie!!!!

*Reading newspaper* The case of the missing cookie has been on everyone's lips! Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Experts are saying those with green in their names are highly suspicious and there was reports that a certain God-like Raven was hanging around the scene!

..... Interesting! But why does your breath smell like cookies Banzai????......

ACK! SSSSSHHHH.... It's not cookie breath- it's tim-tam breath. There's a difference! It was Torana! I know it is!

But we can't get the evidence out of her...last time I saw her, she was handling a load of breath mints that had just come into town for the Annual Dentistry Convention. There's no way we could get the cookie smell anymore.

WAIT! I have it! One of the dentists stole the cookies and obliterated them, deeming them a threat to dental health!

Curse you, Evil League of Orthodontists!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Those theaving buggers! Does anyone know what Torana does for a living?

Or a M+M factory worker. ^^

I suspect she is secretly a spy, working for the Screenwriters' Secret Society, who wants to sabotage the regular writers' progress in connecting with each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, our forum is in danger.
And our cookies, come to think of it.

ROFLMAO- Yeah, Torana loves picking out the green M&M'S (Ask me if you really want to know why I'm obsessed with Torana and M&m's)

Hmm.... so maybe Torana didn't steal the cookie from the cookie jar!

Alice..... what are those crumbs doing on the ground near your feet?

(BTW, does anyone else remember this singalong song? think waaaayyyy back.)

(Of course I remember it! Loved this song in kindergarten...)

Hmm...perhaps I was wrong. I'll be keeping my eyes on Alice...
No, seriously. Hold this jar of eyeballs, please.

Mmmmmm... eyeballs.... *looks around then pops one in mouth* mmmmm.... squishy....


Ahem.... *Coughs*

U promise not to laugh at the explination?

No. But I'll promise not to laugh for more then an hour.

Well.... I know Torana outside of the internet and a few years ago... about five or six years ago... we were hanging out on the front veranda at her house, I was eating a bag of M&m's and I was being silly and got a green m&m and put it to my nose and went 'achoo!' as if I had sneezed the thing out my nose.. gross.. but hey, that's me.... however.... The m&m got stuck.....

Well, I never said that...... Torana tried to torment me with my past but I turned it on her. I hope she reads this.. .she will crack! And then, when she is weak....

Did I mention the m&m got stuck? I couldn't get it out for quite a few long minutes. I was starting to panic while Torana just sat there laughing her head off!

(okiliy dokily guys, it's quater past four int eh morning- the longest I have stayed up for in years and I am bone tired... so I will see you all around tomorrow.... and I will catch the cookie thief! oh and Ivan, do remember the whole lot of the song?)

Oh, that's easy DOZ, it goes:

Everyone: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
(name here) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
___: Who, me?
Everyone: Yeah, you!
___: Couldn't be! Other name stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
(Rinse, wash, and repeat)

Wait! I have it! (Name Here) stole the cookies!
That wily fox!

"Stamps crumbs from the ground and whistles a tuneless number.*

DOz... You really enjoyed that eyeball... Do you eat cookies like that too!???!

O_o i don't know what your talking about!

So now everyone's sordid affairs are coming into the light... But who stole the cookie? We still don't know...

what affairs?

But we can't get the evidence out of her...last time I saw her, she was handling a load of breath mints that had just come into town for the Annual Dentistry Convention. There's no way we could get the cookie smell anymore.

stop blaming me for one and you will find the real perpetrator.

Probably a dentist!

I am not a dentist, I don't want to stare into peoples mouths for a living...eeewwwwww!

Or a M+M factory worker. ^^

ehhh no!

I suspect she is secretly a spy, working for the Screenwriters' Secret Society, who wants to sabotage the regular writers' progress in connecting with each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, our forum is in danger.
And our cookies, come to think of it.

what is your obseesion with me and trying to deem me the cookie theif, it has gone on too long now and the real crim is getting away with it in the process.

Oh, okay. My theory was that you're some kind of M&M-obsessed stalker.

Banzai she so totally is a stalker, that much I do know.

Well, I never said that...... Torana tried to torment me with my past but I turned it on her. I hope she reads this.. .she will crack! And then, when she is weak....

Did I mention the m&m got stuck? I couldn't get it out for quite a few long minutes. I was starting to panic while Torana just sat there laughing her head off!

by the way DOZ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha that was funny as.

Now for the evidence to come into play here folks.
1. DOZ began this thread and was very quick to throw blame around. :rolleyes:
2. DOZ has non stop spoken of food in this thread and inthe rest of the forum :confused:
3. I went to visit her and a sign was on her door saying "Out to lunch"
4. she once worked in a cookie factory but got fired due to eating all the produce :D
5. I saw cookies all over the floor in her house :eek:

so there we have it people, the cookie thief has been found and named and arrested, hence her departure from the forum only hours ago.

exactly my point and I am glad that you finally see the truth. :D:D

oh how I love having a devious mind mwahahahahaha

oh how I love having a devious mind mwahahahahaha

GASP!
Suuuuh-spiiih-ciooouus!

IT WAS THE
DAMN ORCA.

Far too free, willy. Far too free.

GASP!
Suuuuh-spiiih-ciooouus!

oh that would be right blame the innocent one....typical....somebody back me up here...I don't even like cookies....I prefer chips and chocolate....NOT COOKIES!!

Myst is very suspicious if you ask me, I bet he bribbed the admin with it for the reviewer position!!!

hmmm well I hve gained 5 kilos (woohoo) YAY for me lol

But it was you that ate that cookie Banzai and there is no getting away with it I tell you....I hae DNA evidence that proves you were the last one to touch the cookie jar....DNA never lies!!!!!!!!!

Unless DNA is really the initials of a spy you are employing!

Quick! Someone find Dorothy Natasha Adams!

what is with this conspiracy thingy against me all of a sudden people?

In a world where no one is innocent, everyone blames Torana.
It's a simple fact. Try it.

well how about I blame you cause I don't wanna blame me :D

well how about I blame you cause I don't wanna blame me

your lack of creative comebacks clearly signals you as the one and only cookie burglar....!

Men! Get the tazers!

Myst you are the thief
that is the only way possible you could have become a reviewer so stop denying the truth and shifting blame onto me!!!

EGADS! THE TRUTH IS INDEED TOO MUCH FOR ME TO BEAR!!

I must confess;

Torana forced me to steal the cookie and bribe the admin with it...to make her a reviewer. *sniff* There was nothing I could do, she threatened me with her violent ducks...

EGADS! THE TRUTH IS INDEED TOO MUCH FOR ME TO BEAR!!

I must confess;

Torana forced me to steal the cookie and bribe the admin with it...to make her a reviewer. *sniff* There was nothing I could do, she threatened me with her violent ducks...

Oh Lord...
The quacking...the quacking...
*breaks down and sobs*

WHAT?

I did no such thing to you Myst...shame on you for spreading viscious lies around the forum..shame!!!

You and Crazy Ivan are plotting against me, I know it. The two of you shared that last cookie and there is no escaping it, at last we know the truth!!!!

Actually, the rabid puffin from Page 2 stole the last cookie.

Yeah I'll go with that one

so glad that somebody has finally found out the truth to all of this madness...:D

I CAN TYPE BIG WORDS TOO.

ican't

*munch munch...*

Big words.

She's a verbivore- someone who eats text.

Or.... there is cookie hidden under all her "text".

My head hurts now lol...

because of having to listen to you Banzai chomping away at the cookie all night and day.

Y'know what I want to know?
Who drank the milk straight out of the carton?

Hmm...perhaps someone who wanted to wash down the cookies...

Yeah that is a very good question....

DOMOVIYE????? I saw him wipe that milk mustache away only moments ago.......

How did I get into this? All I'm doing is sitting, enjoying a short break in my busy schedule, and now I'm being accused of a heinous crime.
I'm just going to take my snack elsewhere, if you're all going to act like this.

I rest my case....and what pray tell does your snack consist of?

COOKIES AND MILK!!!!!

I knew it, we have caught the thief, oh what a devious mind you have Domoviye!

:D:D:D:D

Or has she???? Is this really Dropbear or the real theif?????? Mwahhahahhahhaaaaaa! You will never catch me!!!!

=O Scandal!

My snack was tea, and garlic crumpets. Stay back or I'll breathe on you.

mmm garlicy...

Yeah garlic to hide the scent of cookies...I say lock him up and throw away the keys....

Or perhaps to repel vampires... Perhaps it was vampires who stole it...

I say we just rule this out as a case of cookie suicide.

You seem awfully keen to put this to rest... Suspiciously keen...

Only the true perpetrators are desperate enough to resort to the "you're awfully keen" tactic. And you do seem awfully keen to say I'm awfully keen.

and so the search continues for the missing cookie and the thief who robbed a homeless child of his last meal.

it is now time to offer a reward for the return of the cookie and the capture of the thief.

Hulls Raven and the rest of the moderator team have come up with a $1,000,000.00 reward.

Any information leading to the capture will be rewarded with $10,000.000.

We thankyou kindly for your time and co-operation with our investigations into this cruel and unusual event.

~Torana

By your own logic then, surely you are the perptrator?

That was directed at Myst.

Hmm...Domoviye is eating garlic to keep away vampires...and Torana's avatar mentions how she has always aspired to be a vampire...

Gasp! A cult of undead milk-sucking cookie-stealing monsters are blackmailing Domoviye into stealing cookies for them!

Well Banzai the accusations just couldn't stick to poor innocent me. Why I've gone the entire week without doing anything bad.

If you turn yourself in, do you get the reward? =D

If you turn yourself in, do you get the reward? =D

Yeah, where the reward is three years in Solitary Cookfinement.
Where all there is to eat is...bran muffins.
I get shivers just thinking about it.

Bran Muffins? o.o

Never had one. xD

You seem to know a lot about cookfinement. Been there before?

No, I used to teach literature to the convicts there, seeing as I am a high-class finely intelligent sort of person who does not resort to such lowbrow perplexities as stealing cookies.
Like a certain someone who's name begins with A and ends in lice in Wonderland...

Hey now! If you're so good at literature, you'd know that 'lice in Wonderland' is not a letter of the alphabet! You fraudulent cookie thief!

Gasp!


Once again the wheel of accusation seems to have swung back around to point at Torana. Funny how it keeps doing that... :p

that is just because someone has a guilty mind and thinks that blaming an innocent victim is going to free the from the cookfinement and the nightmares of BRAN MUFFINS!!!

Hmm....maybe the Muffin Man?
Wait...Muffin rhymes with Puffin...Puffin with a capital P which rhymes with V which stands for pool- I mean, Vampire! (Sorry, what has the Music Man done to my brain? O.o)

So what we gather from this is...the Muffin Man is really a vampire who turns into a rabid puffin to throw brainwashing bran muffins at people, who then join his evil vampire cult so that they can force other people to steal cookies for them!

We are one step closer to solving this heinous crime. The only question remaining is:
Do you know the muffin man?

Umm no I don't know the muffin man!

ANd why all of a sudden have vampires come into the scene Crazy Ivan?

That's a good question, actually....
O wait, I think it was because of some garlic-related comment a few pages back.

Yep. Domiviye was being blackmailed by vampires.

But it seems you're all too keen to forget...perhaps I was on to something you didn't want remembered, Torana? Hmm...

And what pray tell do I have to hide?

I mean why are you trying to pin me for something I didn't do?

I have already had DropBear_Oz chasing me around the forum with M&M's, green one's at that and now you trying to blame me for taking cookies.....sheesh!!

Obviously if DropBear started this thread, than maybe she is the real perpetrator, I mean she was the one who discovered it missing in the first place!!!!!

First at the scene of the crime and last to see the cookie alive! That puts biiig suspicion on DOZ! Only because I read crime thrillers...

O_o Who me? I didn't steal the cookie from the cookie jar... although Torana should really check out her m&m's bag....

(BTW, Hello everyone! Sorry I've been away for ... hang on, only three days???? I must be addicted to this forum! :D)

First at the scene of the crime and last to see the cookie alive! That puts biiig suspicion on DOZ! Only because I read crime thrillers...

exactly my point and now she is trying to ping me for it....definately suss if you ask me!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm.....warmer... or colder???? has anyone noticed how much Doz Goes before sun-up?.... not to mention she hates garlic...

Oh and is this really her????

:p narninar! :p

exactly my point and now she is trying to ping me for it....definately suss if you ask me!!!!!!!!

We should team together and buy one of those ring-bound, flippy note books! That will surely help us in our time of dire need!

Er...Guys? Sayso confessed in the "True or False" thread.

True - and I bet you all wandered why I was being so quiet. Yum.

Said in answer to:

True or false
You stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Obviously, he's being bribed to throw us off the trail of the real perp.

Wonderful idea....except he's a she.

Hmm...IDENTITY THEFT! Sayso was posing as a boy posing as a girl posing as a boy posing as a girl...who's really a boy...who's secretly a girl!

What a twisted web we unweave...

Well I'm confused....so what sex is Sayso now?

Ah, the barriers of the internet...

I have concluded that Sayso is not even human, but a dog! Because of her amazing sense of smell, she could aid us in uncovering who did infact eat this seemingly beloved cookie!

Or an owl, as her avatar seems to give away... I hear owls like cookies.

In the rugrats, Dogs help children get cookies! So we are either looking for an owl or a small child. Or a hybrid of the twit-two.

Sorry for my poor attempt at a pun. Feel free to bombard me with hate mail. =(

Considering the lateness of the hour, I think that's a fair effort Alice.

=D I feel so pleased with myself now, you can't even comprihend. xD

=D I feel so pleased with myself now, you can't even comprihend. xD

Yes because you stole the cookie Alice....trying to find someone else to blame for it...although Sayso is very suspiscious and then so is Crazy Ivan who is very quick to lay blame as is Banzai.......omg it is a conspiracy....you are all in on it.....

Someone call 000 or 911...call the SAS, the Navy, the Army call anyone, just do something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because of her amazing sense of smell

And just how do you about my bionic nose?

Those are two lumps in my shirt (I am a cornish maid). hmmmm could they be cookies?

Lol... so um.... who stole the cookie!!!! The Top banana at ASIO wants to know!

I would have to say it is either you or Sayso, but my bet is you both did it!!!!!!

It is time we make a decision people.

Who do you think is the most suspicious character out of all the potential criminal masterminds?

Here is the list of supects:
Crazy Ivan, DropBear_Oz, Sayso, Alice in Wonderland, Banzai, Me - Torana, Domoviye, Evelyn, Kit603, Myst.

So there you have it people, the list of all the suspects thus far. And the question remains.....

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar????

....I think it was Maia :p

Oooooooh..... nownow.... down boy!!!!1 :p

Hang on a sec, I think I remember now... I think I may of eaten it after all! or did i?????

Well gee Banzai why don't we just say the whole forum was in on it then...

Hey it could have been Frost...dun dun dunnnnn!

The plot thickens!!!!!!!

eep! O.O

I saw Tony Blair with a cookie the other day.

When you don't know, blame a polotitian.

Yeah, and did you see on the news that John Howard and George Bush were squabling over a cookie???? THOSE ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS!!! *Shakes fist in the air*

(Hello Alice!!!! :D)

It's a national dillema!

(Hello! ^^ Wait... Is this your way of softening me up so I'll take your side when you get blamed for cookie theft? o.o)

O_o would I dooooo that??? (hehe, remember steve urkal! oh and I posted in the rpg.. I hope I don't stuff it up! :D)

Well... If you stole the cookie you might!

Steve Urkal? D= *Feels a tad stupid for not knowing/remembering.*

I'll take a look now. ^^

You know Cookie Monster escaped Sesame Street around the same time the cookie went missing, it is possible that he managed somehow to break in and steal that cookie whilst the rest of you were planning on stealing it and hence why no one actually knows who did it!!!

Genious!

To Semsame Street! *Points to the horizon.*

How do we get to Sesame Street?

follow the cookie crumbs?

Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
Come and play
Everything's A-okay
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To happy people like you
Happy people like
What a beautiful
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street...
How to get to Sesame Street
How to get to...

I know this song too well lol

xD Oh dear...

Somewhere sunny with sweet air, then?

but where are we meant to find a place like that around here?????

Uh... Take a magic carpet ride? xD

Yeah I guess that would work.

But where is the magic carpet?

Um... Good question...

Ok well we gotta start looking for that carpet.
Where do we start? I know it's not here...

Maybe the cookie theif is also a carpet theif. o.o

You know I am begining to think we will never catch the thief...

If there is one... This could be a case of things being misplaced...

Ya know I never actually thought of that before.
I misplace things all the time so it is possible that DropBear misplaced the cookie.

hmmm very interesting

You got me beat!

OMG It's a trap! *Runs screaming!!!*

Maybe the mods are hiding it from us so we can't find the cookie thief cause they stole it!? HAH it makes sense doesn't it?

Erm.. can anyone see my post...... if not.. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHA YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!!

Well that is just very devious DOZ, to take us on a wild goose chase like that....
but are you just covering up because I am on to the truth, they paid you off didn't they? I knew it...

I... *sobs*... I needed the money. It was Hulls Raven. He said that if I told no-one about him taking my cookie he would give me twenty bucks! I just wanted to see the latest Johnny Depp movie!

WOW I knew it.....

He was so mean!!! (neneneeheeehhhhehehhehee)

Or are you just telling fibs?

DOZ! It's time for cookiefinement!! >:]

Yes my thoughts exactly Alice...

what's that mean?????? *whimpers*

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

means you go to a very lovely place for a little cookiefining is all!!!!

But was she one who stole it, or was she just covering up for the Mods?

That we are still trying to deciper Banzai...

Damn...trickier than I thought...

oh yes it most certainly is trickier than it seems...we must be certain...hang on a minute...Banzai what are you hiding behind your back? Is that a cookie? Is that the cookie we have been searching for day and night?

Confess!!!!!!!

Explosion!!!!

Is that a distraction, Ivan?

Mehbeh...

What are you trying to distract us from, I wonder...
A cookie, perhaps?

I bet it was Robert Gannon. I never trusted that guy the moment I laid eyes on him. I mean, look at that crazy avatar of his, what was he thinking! He doesn't even like spongebob. Come to think of it, Gannon is a puppet controlled by that silly avatar. That avatar is the real mastermind behind all this.

They made a deal together, if Gannon brings the cookies for the avatar, the avatar will give him the wisdom to write the greatest poem the english language has seen. Too bad Gannon didn't realise the avatar would chop of his fingers so he couldn't write it. :]

Or maybe that is what you would like us to believe E-bow....maybe you did it and are trying to pin Gannon for it....GASP....the trail of deciept within this thread is amazing!

And Ivan that explosion was the vault, you were breaking into the vault, or were you blwoing up that magic carpet so the me and Alice can't fly to Sesame Street to get to the truth of it all???

But Gannon is too inteligent (you can tell I don't really care about spelling, can't you! :D). Now Frosty is looking susss and so is Banzai....
But it's greeny Torana that gets my biggest suss! You join the hunt but did you know that the cookie was in fact GREEN????!

Why am I looking suspicious? I'm not the one blowing stuff up!

Because you are being defensive that is why and I just want someone else new to blame for a change ^ ^

Well since the admin is all powerful, surely it could have been Lpspider?

What if the cookie stole itself?

O_o! gasp!

Gasp indeed!

Watch out! Myst just tore a hole in the time/space continuum with that post!

My entire belief system has been shattered...
But on the plus side, wouldn't that be a great excuse if you were ever caught having stolen something.

'The money stole itself!'

My entire belief system has been shattered...
But on the plus side, wouldn't that be a great excuse if you were ever caught having stolen something.

'The money stole itself!'

How incriminating!

Yes, I stole the money. But think about it, if I stole a whole pile of cash, surely I would just buy a cookie, rather than stealing one.

You, on the other hand, are pretty broke, aren't you Alice? The plot thickens...

I think there is a valid question here. The assumption is that the cookie was stolen. Cookies don't usually walk away unassisted.

Is it really the right cookie jar? The errant cookie could be safely nestled in its proper jar out of view. But then again, why does the jar smell sharply of almonds, even though the cookies were double-chocolate chip? Could it be the cookie was taken for analysis?

There may be more here than meets the eye!

Broke? Me? PAH!

>.>

<.<

I'm lactose intolerant, I can't eat cookies with chocolate in them.

Perhaps the cookie never existed?

Or its existence is discontinuous over time?

Oooo, sinister. Perhaps quantum physics stole the cookie!

Yeah but who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?

I honestly think Myst is very suspicious right now and this new member Cogito is a bit suspicious also, I think maybe the two of them and Banzai stole the cookie and are working together to throw us off the scent Alice...

It won't work, we are on to you three....

Perhaps the down-and-out cookie orchestrated its dissapearance as a publicity stunt.

It's possible but highly unlikely

More likely than me having stolen it.

Torana and Alice the crime busting team... Has a nice ring to it.

Dumdidum!!!!!

dodumdodumdodum.... mehhehehehheeeee... I'M HUUUUUUUUNNNNGGGRRRRRYYYYY!!!!! @_@

Oh yes Alice I tend to agree with you on that one actually....it does have a nice ring to it if you ask me......:D

I think Elvis Presley conspired with Jimmy Hoffa to force Hitler to steal the cookie away to Candyland.

Yeah but who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?

I honestly think Myst is very suspicious right now and this new member Cogito is a bit suspicious also, I think maybe the two of them and Banzai stole the cookie and are working together to throw us off the scent Alice...

It won't work, we are on to you three....

But I have an alibi. I only arrived in the area well after the alleged disappearance. There's not one crumb of evidence that would point to any involvement on my part.

Could it be that someone is trying to divert attention?

Well, just about everyone has accused everyone, so someone is obviously trying to.

*shrugs*

I think it was the Pope.

Well, just about everyone has accused everyone, so someone is obviously trying to.

*shrugs*

I think it was the Pope.

In cahoots with Dan Brown and Jesus' brother Bob.

And not forgetting Al Gore. What, you thought all that environment stuff was for real? That man is all about the cookies...

This is why you guys can't be a part of the crime busting team. *Rolls eyes* Al Gore doesn't eat sweets!

There's not one crumb of evidence that would point to any involvement on my part.

Crumbs, eh? I have concluded that this man is fasinated with crumbs! HOW SUSPICIOUS.

This is why you guys can't be a part of the crime busting team. *Rolls eyes* Al Gore doesn't eat sweets!



Crumbs, eh? I have concluded that this man is fasinated with crumbs! HOW SUSPICIOUS.

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

I knew you knew too much about cookiefinement!

Crazy Ivan, Top 'o the suspect list!

Yes, but that's only because I'm on the byline.

You see...I am really Head Cookie Inspector, and have gone undercover to trace the real cookie thief...and the list of suspects is in!

It would appear the official consensus is...

...Boris Yeltsin's ghost did it.

It was a head cookie? No one told me that!

Crazy Ivan you are very quick to blame ANYONE for the theft of the cookie....you have very quickly risen to the top of the suspect list as Alice has stated already...
Cogito, you may be new here but that doesn't mean anything, the thief always returns to the scene of the crime and maybe as a guest here you stole it but realised we were on to you and therefor joined here, or you are working with an already established member here and joined to try and rob any other new comers of their cookies as they join....

You two are very suspicious and I will be keeping my eye on you both I think!!

O_o Hey! What about the victem! What about me.. It isn't fair.. I've had enough and I want my share........ :p Oh dear... I seem to be channelling Shannon Noll! Arg! It was him! I knew it!

That's ok, Torano, no offense take. A good investigator keeps an open mind, and rules out no one without solid evidence.

I do not fear scrutiny, and have nothing to hide.

......... Hellooo.....???? Is this thing on??? *taps microphone* (yes, I am attention seeking!!! :p :D)

I spiked those cookies with a little jolly juice to make the person eating a bit crazy. Now who's the craziest person here? I think Torana takes the biscuit on that score. Hmmmm.

Me crazy....WHAT??? I am the most normal person that is on this forum....hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I don't even like cookies they always taste like baking soda to me....STOP BLAMING ME!!!!

Me crazy....WHAT??? I am the most normal person that is on this forum....hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


I would NEVER claim, or even admit, to be normal! Is there any fouler curse?

Eating My Cookie You Theif!

Exactly poor DOZ had her cookie stolen and the criminal mastermind has gotten away with it.....poor DOZ!!

It is ok my darling friend I will find the person who stole your cookie and take their head off!!!!

Oh, thankyou! Save the eyes for me! they are the bestest bit!

Can I have the tongue?

Hmm.. only if you jump!

Hmmm....are the delightful flavours of Human tongue worth jumping for? I believe they are, actually! :p

*jumps*

The butler did it. In the kitchen. With a butter knife.



I know this because Jack Sparrow told me.

Did What Though?

The cookie?

But are you sure?

Not any more :confused:

me either!

You sure you didn't take it when you were sleep walking...you tend to do that a lot Banzai!!!

THERE IS A COOKIE. Somewhere. I HopE...... Or did I put the cookies in the Green jar instead of the BLue one????

probably

Ahah! It was an inside job. The cookie was embezzled to a hidden account in the guise of a green jar!

Oh my I never even realised what she was saying...all this cookie hunting and thief tracking has tired me out...
Well case solved now...or is it?

dun dun dun

But who put it there!?

I think maybe it was DOZ or Cogito

Or both!

They're in cahoots!

In other news, Cahoots is the coolest new word ever.

Caaaahooooooootttt! xD

Loved that advert...

I don't know what advert you mean, but I have decided I like Jaffa Cakes more than cookies. Cakes beat biscuits any day of the week.

They're in cahoots!

In other news, Cahoots is the coolest new word ever.

Is that Cahoots, Loisiana??

Is that Cahoots, Loisiana??

Home of the largest cookie factory in the world?
Why....have you been there recently? Hmm...

I think that both of you are very suspicious....Crazy Ivan it seems you know a lot more than you are letting on....

Well, maybe it's cookie monster who got the cookie... ;)

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No, I ruled him out. He has an alabi... he was in rehab at the time of the theft!

Are you sure though?

Maybe he has a man on the outside! O_o

awww man can I like not be investigating this anymore, it is very tiring trying to keep up with all the suspects.....
hang on a minute we have a new suspect again....nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Are you okay? Your looking a little green!

Torana! Never give up! The life of our beloved cookie is at stake!

Ahh I guess you are right...I must soldier on for a little while longer for the sake of the cookie...*sigh*

So, this cookie monster was in rehab? And is rehab, by any chance, next to the cookie jar?

Most probably...that is worth looking into actually.

*goes off to inspect cookie jar to look for traces of cookie monster*

Hmmmm and does nobody else think that this cookie monster coverup is just a little toooo convenient?

Which part of any of this is convenient? It's only convenient for the person who got the cookie....

*Takes out magnifying glass.* AHA!

Blue fuzz... commonly found on such hand puppets as...

THE COOKIE MONSTER

:eek: Dun dun dunnnnnnn!

We should have seen it coming...
All of Sesame Street should now be considered a crime scene. Let's get out the cops.

The cop and the taxi driver - Bert and Ernie

New reports are surfacing from the unlikley neighbourhood street of sesame street today with claims that Bert and Ernie are involved with the terrible crime. COOKIE WEEKLY sent an undercover reporter into the Mafia boss only known as Elmo has never been seen since he last contacted us three days ago. The police now suspect that the Elmo mafia is involved.
The victim in this, who shall remain nameless, has promised a reward of two cookies for any information leading to the hanging of the purpertrator.



AND BY THE WAY... IT'S MY COOKIE DAMMIT!!! :p :D but I would like to share.!!! :D

We are now on the scene at Sesame Street and questioning many potential witnesses, although Oscar The Grouch is not being very co-operative.

I heard that he refuses to come out... geddit??? Hahahaa... ahem..
And mysteriously since the arrival of the investogaters... Maria was seen fleeing the street.

Alice after her, you have younger legs than mine.

Of course Oscar's uncooperative he's been grouchy ever since he was canned.

Run? Me? In this heat!? D=

*Runs after suspect, huffing and puffing.*

Word has just been received that the mafia was sponsored in this crime by the letter A and the number 7.
A and 7 deny all charges, but 6 has told us that he has always been afraid of 7 since he heard the number was a cannibal.
"Seriously," 6 told us yesterday evening, at the crime scene on Sesame Street. "I heard from a guy who heard from a guy that had a friend who heard that 7 8 9. The guy's a psycho, man. Total whack-job."

The case thickens...

And it may well be Crazy Ivan's LSD addiction which is thickening it...

>.>
You heard nothing...

Well maybe Kermit The Frog knows something???

I think it's time to call SUPER GROVER!!!! lol

Well maybe Kermit The Frog knows something???

I think it's time to call SUPER GROVER!!!! lol

Or Underdog?

There are so many to question here on Sesame Street, Crazy Ivan you go question underdog ok...^ ^

Aha! Trying to separate me from the group so you can get me alone...and then pick me off before I can get Underdog to investigate?

What, I wonder, are you so fearful that he would find out?

*sigh* why must you try and pull a stunt like this again Crazy, are you really this threatened by little old me???

I couldn't hurt a fly if I tried...

No, you couldn't hurt one...that's because when you pounce, you aim to kill, not wound.

hey that isn't very fair I am not a violent person :(
Well fine if you want me to be violent I'll get violent on you then....mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Now go find someone to question about the cookie before I wack you on the side of the head with a lawn mover blade....
(well I tried to be violent but as you can see it just doesn't come natural to me lol)