splash!!!water on your head

you gots brellas!

abbreviations should become a language

apostrophe

Saffron Sally is an ace at marketing. I think that every time I come on this site; just had to share.

coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee :p

this is what happens when you drink too much coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:p

don't turn the backroom creaner on! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

i feel awesome. happy happy happy DAY!

Smile and the world smiles with you :)

hence my consistent and unwavering commitment to smiling:)

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aargh!

that is a...creative way to express anguish:)

I thought so too :D

the keyboard=toothless monster

LOL that is a good one actually :p

muscular inconsistency

Procrastination. As opposed to studying.

I hate exams. And the period of time leading up to them too. This sucks.

I wanna be asleep still! <cries like a baby>

<looks out from under the covers and cries also>

I want sleep! I want my bed! Oh wait...I want my.............<cries>

Pie flavoured ice cream?

Who eats pie flavored ice cream, that's gross:D

http://www.sinekow.org/images/purplemonkey.gif

Told you they were real! ><

i wish i could find a big enough smilie to show how much i enjoyed that picture. IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!:D

Oh you have no idea how happy I was to find that image! My whole face was just beaming with excitement LOL I love it I love it I love it!

how do you do the spoiler thingy?

Like this, minus the spaces, [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler ]

very helpful:)

.......

yup that about call that a wrap for the night I think I think I think!

or do I?!

You're so silly Torana :p

I'm so tired...

Aw, how come Kit? D:

green lemon pie:)

Yummy :P I've actually had that before! It ended up turning green when my friend made it for some odd reason!

green bick? cant picture it.

Haha. Think of instead of it being a light yellow, it was a light greenish. :P

you cant make a :p na na nana na:p

Pfft! You taunter :(

I feel icky cause I have glandular fever again

I want coffee and I can't even drink it now! <cries>

those glasses are awesome.<laughs hysterically under his breath>

Poor Torana :( ./sends you pixelized coffee. You can drink that!

And those glasses are the best :p

a man's brain can only store a finite amount of boob images called .bpegs:)

lmao that was random soujiroseta....O.o

I found that piccie too scary so I had to change it cause it kept making me cry :(

Life is very bad, first it calls us it's children, then it makes us cry :(

we are going dooper farce and the fargy farg from the fam is brustiling our brellas! O.o

What? xDDD

I said "we are going dooper farce and the fargy farg from the fam is brustiling our brellas! O.o"

i am in a slump

Aw! What's wrong love?

awww soujiroseta that isn't good.

my window is purple, torana why is my window purple?

What? xD I feel confused today.

I was bored so I painted it! Isn't it pwettyful now though?! <smiles innocently and flutters her eyelashes>

But then you licked it of course. :p

shhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell anyone Bick!

<it tasted like paint O.o>

Aw! But it's suppose to taste like chocolate. AND COFFEE :D

there are men coming in plain plastic who are going to take you both away and confine you in separate glass cubes to stop you from licking the color from my windows!!!!

But if we don't lick all the colour of your window the sun will never shine through your window again and life as we know it will cease to exist and the entire world will be sucked into a black hole and the sun will explode and the moon will be covered in black roses and bees and Pluto will develop wings and fly away to another solar system.

So you see soujiroseta, we must lick the colour off of your window as the fate of the entire universe, humanity, life as we know it, it at major risk of comming to a very tragic and edvastating ending. Bick and myself alone are the only ones that can save it all from happening.

If you stand in our way...I'm afraid things will have to get nasty, and we don't want that to happen, now do we?!

Haha :p EXACTLY. That's why everyone needs to join our licking cult! Get those tongue muscles stronger then ever.

But licking windows can be unhygienic...think of all the germs crawling over you toungues *frowns*

Pfft, like our tongues aren't already full of germs.

every time you open your mouth germs go into your mouth, everytime you eat, every time you brush your teeth, every time you drink, etc. What a few more germs from window licking gonna do to us? BAHAHAHAHAHA! We have immunity anyways lol

JOIN US OR WE WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU!

Exactly :D

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*stands up*













*walks to the door*........

Haha, you guys are insane! :p

./sends lots of hugs

But if we don't lick all the colour of your window the sun will never shine through your window again and life as we know it will cease to exist and the entire world will be sucked into a black hole and the sun will explode and the moon will be covered in black roses and bees and Pluto will develop wings and fly away to another solar system.

So you see soujiroseta, we must lick the colour off of your window as the fate of the entire universe, humanity, life as we know it, it at major risk of comming to a very tragic and edvastating ending. Bick and myself alone are the only ones that can save it all from happening.

If you stand in our way...I'm afraid things will have to get nasty, and we don't want that to happen, now do we?!

i wanna be forum pwincess...

./munches on some chips

What's everyone up to?

barney is rude

Barney is not :( He's a lovelyface!

your bick is blinking:)

No ways :o

is missouri near mississippi

Decently close, a few states away :p But we do have the Mississippi river.

oh dear i was referring to the river, i thought there was no mississippi state.:)

Aha. xD Yeah there is a state, I've never been to it though.

america is a confused land

Sure is. :p But it's still a lovely place to live.

you have totally changed my perception of the place

Rofl, what was your perception of it before?

i have many actually, gangsters in the streets, large farms with a single house for miles, new york city is the coolest place on earth, towns with population of under100, you know the usual.

pickles

Pickle Brine is disgusting D:

anything in brine is dubious

True.

:p

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Just a little bored there? :p

maybe just a little:)

Feeling any better lately?

i dont really know, my head spins when i try to think. you?

Aw! ./sends you lots of hugs

I'm doing really badly today xD I hurt so bad, and my mother isn't making it any better with her bitching.

What's wrong love?

a combination of the chicken inside me and my fear glands are preventing me from doing the things which i want to do.

Aw, I understand :( ./sends you lots of luck

Things always get better, just keep up hope. If you ever need someone to talk to, PM me.

thank you:) and ditto:)

./squeezehug

why did you choose that as your screen name?

That would be my cat name. And I'm going to guess you're wondering what kind of cat name that is? Well, it actually was my user on another site before I even got that cat, actually :P

I looove german, and I fell in love with the german word; Bequem. Bequem means comfortable and is said like "Bick-fame." :p

What about yours?

I miss my loaf! :(

and wooooooooooo I love this song :D

That would be my cat name. And I'm going to guess you're wondering what kind of cat name that is? Well, it actually was my user on another site before I even got that cat, actually :P

I looove german, and I fell in love with the german word; Bequem. Bequem means comfortable and is said like "Bick-fame." :p

What about yours?

im a big fan of rurouni kenshin so i fell in love with the character Soujiro Seta. he reminds me of me. he used to smile alot even though he was hurting inside, guess i kinda adopted him. anyway hibiddyhooblaaa!!!!!

Very very cool, It's a lovely name.

My cats all over me at the moment. His tail keeps getting in my way :( It's really irritating me, but I refuse to throw him off because he isn't misbehaving. He just wants some loving.

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......thump!
my head:confused:

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccc ccc!

<grabs scalpal> We have to act quick. He requires imediate open brain surgery!

Wait! I saw movement...quick grab the sledge hammer!

<swings and misses> oops!

<swings and misses> oopss again!

<swings and hits assistant in the face and you don't want to know the results> erm...my bad!

Oh! I think he is going to live after all...sigh! No disections for today I'm afraid...how bout drinks though? to celebrate? :D

Ohh dear!

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He has a bump on his head...:D

You two are insane :p

./hugsquish you both

Insane in the membrane.

ice ice baby

yeah but tis all in the name of a good laugh! Someone has to be here to make peoples laugh and shake their heads in sheer embarrassment! LOL

<licks the window> mmmmm chocolate window cleaner! Nummmmmmmmmmmyyyyyy!

Our Cult of the Window-lickers is back!

Too bad I'm in a rotten mood xD

Gives bick big hug and puts a smiley face on her cheek :D

Aw! ./hugsquish

thanks love :p

you is welcome sweetness! :)

hugs you again :D

Aw! ./hugsquishx10000000

How're you doing? :D

great....i have a fosession! ><

Rp Has Started Huzzah!!!!!

I need someone to go get me another can...anyone want to help me out? I'm being lazy!

Where the heck is my favorite coffee cup?!!

Sorry, I got hungry so I ate it! Oops...my bad!

Noooooo .... not my cup!!!!

Well I did ask you to give me a packet of potato chips, but noooo! You just ignored me altogether. What more can you expect? Sheesh!

Hmmm .... potato chips. The breakfast of champions (along with chicken strips).

mmmmmm chicken strips are a great breaky, so is chocolate biscuits and coffee though. I'd die without my morning coffee.

Coffee, breathing, eating (in order of importance).

of course! But you forgot the chocolate biscuits! Sheesh, you males can't do anything right! <shakes head>

coffee, chocolate biscuits, breathing, eating.

Chocolate biscuits and eating are two very different things. Cause tim tams you bite the corners and suck the coffee through and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy!

LOL! A friend of mine introduced me to the wonders that are Tim Tams.

LOL well a good friend that person must be then. Life is just not right without Tim Tams and coffee at all.

*wanders by inconspicuously, leaving a trail of Tim Tam crumbs*

And here she is Gone Wishing the mysterious friend!!

lol well done! You did a very good deed!

She also introduced me to the wonders of Cooper's Pale Ale.

Hey! I was being inconspicuous...

And I never am! LOL!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Ale! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ww!

And on that note I must drag myself away to fetch myself another can of Cougar as this one is EMPTY!

Hmmm ... too early to drink. (Only 10:30 AM in the States.)

Same time here, just PM and I've only been drinking for 4 hours...:D

Anytime after 2 is usually good for me.

12 pm is the best time to begin and I do on Sundays :p

Family motto ( swear I'm not making this up) "It's always 12 somewhere."

oh that is soooooooooooooo true lol I love that motto!

Yea well , you've probably never had 50 drunken family members try to sing karaokeat midnight. LOL! (True)

Why do you insist on traumatising me, Rumpole?

<cries> If only I hadn't! It is a painful experience!

We were singing that country classic "The Cow kicked Nelly" - some of my relatives are hillbillies.

YIKES! I've a massive family. Over 100 on me mom's side and almost 100 on me fathers side....family get togethers are frightening and something I DEFINITELY avoid for my own safety!!!!!!

You win .... BTW the next weekend, the neighbors put up a really high fence.

LOL I would have as well :p

We would have invited them ... if they asked. Gotta love family get togethers.

lol and the best thing about family get togethers is when they are over with!

I need another can.....

Here catch!

That hit me in the head and now I have a lump on my head...I can't catch very well you see.....but hey at least I have a can now :p thanks :p

Getting some ice.

I need to learn to type faster.

keyboard....LOL

well the mosquitos need counting to make sure that there isn't any missing :p lol

to the hub cap bar!

Ok, seriously tired now. :)

*waves goodnight*

good night

Good Night

Strange new lands....hmmm.

I don't know ... It's kind of feeling like home.

This from a Wolf who has a wonderful imagination..:)

And is putting it to great use.

....:p I wouldn't have expected less!!...:p

purple monkey dishwasher ><

What the hell?

Hey Torana!

It's called individuality...long story, to long to explain....but it sure is random!

And hello. How's things?

:D....The Movie the Mask...when Stanly see's Tina for the first time while he is wearing the mask!...;)

O.K., now you know I'm curious.....


Not bad -- new laptop!!!!!

You?

haha! That would be an easier explanation actually. If only it were the one....><

Ummm... basket weaving goldfish?

I thought it was rhinocerous....?! Oops my bad! I need to get my eyes checked I think! O.o

Crazy Cretins Crawl Crazily 'Cause Crowds Called Callously

my son has a pup named Cretin. :p har har

What breed of dog?

I think it is a English Staffy cross Ridgeback. Nice pup though.

I have no idea what that breed is. Uncle breeds pointer though.

I wanted a king charles cavalier. They are an amazing dog. But my boys grandparents got it for him...

All boys should have a dog - coffee!!!!! (Sorry, just popped into my head.)

mmmmmm coffee............I have a noce hot brew right here beside me. I've had quite a few already this morn and I've only been up for a little over an hour. Slept in....:D

That's just cruel - empty pot.

Winkash...sorry that was just there...in my head!!:p

Winky - where art thou???!!!!

well it is 10.20 pm roughly over there so coffee wouldn't be the best thing to be drinking as it will aide in keeping you awake.

and lol ChimmyBear, great to see another person as random as myself about the place :p

Coffee - perfect at any hour.

hehe that is so very true. I'd be lost without my 2am coffee

What is my cat chasing?!

God help us...the mind reels in wonderment...LOL

Hello Torana!! We should have fun games I am guessing!!

the purple monkey dishwasher!

I tried telling you that when I first came online. But would you listen.....NO!

So just tough luck now. I'm not going to tell you again!

The cat's now attacking the kitty in the mirror!

hahaha...Torana your too cool for this game!!

Chicken and a cactus...*blink*...*blink*...

Oh my - I really wish I hadn't just thought what I did, and now I can never take it back!! :(

Get off the computer!!! (Talking to the cat)

Very loud Wolf like creature...with a personal problem!...:eek:

.................................................. .....................................coffee!

Mmm. I have a nice cold 3 day old cup next to me now :p

I have to make some. So .. like the new look?

Thanks Bick!

Aha, :p you used it?

No problem!

I should probably put a new pot on too.

Did you really think I wouldn't use it?

Yeah xD

you have to use the fam, cause the fam has fargy farg!

Nah, I changed it as soon as I found it. How long did it take you to do that?

It would have taken a shorter time if I hadn't tried doing two things with it at once xD I tried to have it flash your name at the bottom but, I've yet to be able to do two animations at the same time on one avatar without it being disastrous. But only about half an hourish.

you have to use the fam, cause the fam has fargy farg!

:p silly Torana!

Rumpole, maybe I am a little slow tonight due to sleep dep, but has your av changed? I swear it didn't blink yesterday!

I should say no .. but yea. Bick hooked me up.

Rumpole, maybe I am a little slow tonight due to sleep dep, but has your av changed? I swear it didn't blink yesterday!

That made me lawl. :p

I should say no .. but yea. Bick hooked me up.

xDDD I like how you put that :p

I thought I was going even further insane!

Don't do things like that to a girl! I'll end up in a padded cell rather than just in a straight jacket! Though the straight jacket is sooooooooo comfy I must say.

Wait ... my avatar is blinking?!!

Should've said that. *Drinks coffee*

I think I would have ran through the wall acme style :p

I'm about to go get me some gloves. It's so cold!

I think I would have ran through the wall acme style

Aw! xD ./hugs

ZOMG!

I have no tim tams left!

The world is going to end!

RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIVES EVERYONE!

Torana, what's a tim tam?

I think I would have ran through the wall acme style :p

Now THAT would make a cool avatar!

yes, yes it would!

Is there nothing good on at 7am?

if you are talking about television...there never is anything good on. It rots the brain....

It really doesn't feel like Sunday today :(

It doesn't. This weekend flew by.

I have my doctor's appointment on Tuesday )= And I have no idea where my mouth guard is. I signed that contract too! If I don't wear my tooth guard, then he will wire my mouth shut.

YIKES! I hope you find it darl.

And this Sunday has been very different, I've even stayed sober tonight O.o not normal for Sundays.....o.O

Aw! ./hugs Isn't that a good thing?

I should really go out for a smoke. I haven't since last night xD But it's so cold! D=

O.K. my laptop has finally decided to let me back online.

it is but it isn't and I think I shall just sign out now, go have a smoke and head to bed....tis been a long day....

Good Night Torana

Aw, all right. I hope everything gets better )= ./sends lots of love and hugs

I'll be on if you need to talk again <3 Byes!

Poor Rump!

I've finally decided what I want to call you Rump :p

There is this character in Moers books named Rumo, and your name reminds me of him. So I now dub you, Rumo :p

LMAO! Would you believe you aren't the first?!

No, actually I wouldn't :p Who are they and do they like the lovely Moers as well? xDD

I misread. O.K. Rumo it is - I've been called much worse.

Aha, poor Rumo :p I can imagine!

And I shall call you .... err ..... BICK.

LOL!

Yay! No one calls me that :p Didja know?! xD

<runs in>

Helloooooooooooooooooooo!

./hug!

Hey you :p I missed you lots!

i was offline for bit. Had thinking to do, but is all good now.

That's good :D I hope things get better, I reallyreally do.

me too.

I want a smoke but too lazy to move!

I haven't smoked since yesterday xD I really need to go out and relax but I don't want to be far from the kitten.

yeah I can understand that. I had quit smoking, but started again damn it. I need to quit again though.

I should quit too, but how else would I calm down? :p

Meditation? Actually hot coffee calms me down a lot.

Hot coffees good. I have my cup with me. My mum changed the coffee we got, it's a bit different.

What brand do you use?

Peeeeeeeeeekaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Any brand. SOunds like Torana's got the good blend. LOL!

Silly Torana :p

Rofl.

Sure sure does!

It's called torana brand.

ANy brand of coffee, no milk and a splash of Cougar. Coffee goes cold and still keeps you warm :p I'm cleverly clever!

What is Cougar exactly? :p Essence of Cougar?! Poor things.

it is authentic sour mash bourban mmmmmmmmmmm goes nice with coffee :p

I hate TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<hands over a cup of coffee with Cougar in it> Here drink and relax! :p

Mmm sounds yummy.

I just had a peice of the best bacon /ever/ it's fresh, not that store bought stuff. But. I can't eat more then one peice because of my teeth D:

But I has apple sauce!

./hugs Rumo! )=

nuneyes <i miss that emoticon :(> have fun peoples.

And rumpo, testing bites! I pity thee!

Aw you're leaving us Torana?

O.K. who took my cup of Torana brand coffee? Bick???

./cough

Maybe

./flees with her new cup of coffee