ashtrays

Looking back at the other stuff:

Vacwm... Continwm... get it?

w = "double u"... think about it

i know about the double u.
still dont get it

dirty smelly ashtrays

ashtrays with old cigarettes and cigars

Time to hose down the ashtrays outside, open all the windows, get the stink out.

smoke outside

Vacwm...
V - A - C- double U - M

Continwm...
C - O - N - T - I - N - double U - M

please tell me someone gets that...

2nd hand smoke

atmosphere is not smoke - atmosphere is meant to be breathed.
(and yes, adamant, I got it - heh)

breath [ I still don't get it]

strangle you until your last breath...


how don't you still get that?

cause i don't get it sorry

strangulation and drowning

Being killed by someone you don't even know lol

murder by a stranger

murder was the manner of death, strangulation was the cause. Features of the crime appear to be similar to the case in Alabama last month...

when 3 orphans were snatched from their beds in the depths of night, only to be found by the mill, below the dirty wooden floor boards...

A suspect for that case was in custody when this latest victim was found, raising the possibility that the Alabama State police have the wrong person.

hmm Falsely accused [sory if thats spelled wrong]

A young man stands beside a broken window with a brick in his hand.

wondering if he will be caught or escape to the country line

Dogs howl in the distance.

the moon, which has been shuttered in for hours by thick clouds finally shows its face in a slow dance across the sky...

Stark silver shadows crept out under the Moon's cold stare, and pockets of mist drifted out to bathe in her glow.

An very active imagination

The tool of a good writer.

The ability to put out BS and keep it coming.

Lawyers.

Lawyers - Scourge

Scourge - Martyrs

Thomas Becket dead on the floor of Canterbury Cathedral.

Authorities block entry to the cathedral, as reporters and cameramen swarm on the steps like blowflies over carrion.

Archbishop Becket then returns to life, and launches his plan for world domination.

The public, disappointed that there was no murder, ignores him. Becket evaporates in a swirl of dull gray apathy.

And thus the true evil of modern media is revealed.

But then - media is only a mirror of you and me.
We are the cancer, the pestilence, the creeping rot...

topical ointments

That was a rash remark

i am anticipating a bumpy road ahead

I'm anticipating Rocky Road

I like milk :D

i hate milk

So do I, but I like ice cream :D

i had lemon ice yesturday at the beach :):)

I had vanilla chocolate chip swirl just before I came online lol it is nummy :D

my mam is making me a bacon bun for breakfast/dinner at the moment :)

After what I just saw I got put off food altogether......

What did you see?

My daughter through up all over her pop pup it was not a pretty sight (grandfather, but she calls him pop pup)

That sounds truly wonderful...

No not really, it smelt terrible, just glad it wasn't me though :P

Hehe, fair enough.

i don't think that adults are fair to kids you know, they always use the excuse "i am the adult and that's that". it annoys me, lol

Yeah I know but it is an adults perogative in life to be unfair to kids lol as it is the childs to argue the point.....:P

Yes, I agree with you Heather. We should start a rebellion!

No to the rebellion.....although......hehehehehehehe

Lol. Does this thread remind anyone of the "Last one to reply wins" thread?



...I so won that :p

well, for a start i win. and second i think we shoudlr ebel, we'll burn our schools and rink lots of vodka, that should teach 'em :)

Yes it does and you so totally did not....although I didn't post much in there but I still won it so there!! hahahaha it really does doesn't it lol

Me and my friends are already planning to take over our college, while all of the A-levelers are on study leave. We intend to fortify it, ready for their return.

I actually made a lot of my friends on this forum through that thread. And I definitely won.

haha, sounds like a good plan. i'm all up for chucking my teachers in a big bondie and burning them all. apart from this one nice D.T. teacher who is nice looking so we'll save him :)

no and no...hulls raven won cause he locked it

Yes, but since that was cheating, I actually won :p

inoo, locking is cheating.

More Mod tyranny :p

Power wins - fact of life :-)

life is funny don't you think, i mean, what is the point, we are all going to die anyway, so why bother??

But quiet evolutions ultimately prevail

life is funny don't you think, i mean, what is the point, we are all going to die anyway, so why bother??

The point is the journey, and the beauty you create along the way

very philosophical Cogito

thats really nice :) still, it is a little meaningless though.

Yes but perfectly worded....life is only as meaningless and meaningful as you make it out to be.

words are funny, like how we can say one word and mean it like to be good, but some one else can take it as bad. you can do proper laods with words can't you? they are so amazing i think

Words are the most powerful weapons.

words are the bricks and mortar from which great sagas are constructed

Words are only words till you give them meaning.

dont you like that fact that maths is a universal language though, that peoples cannot misinterprete or anything.

No. Maths hates me. I am at war with maths!

i am good at maths, i might have a level eight in my year nine sats, if that means anything to you all.

It does. Well done :)

thank you :):) i am dreading getting the results back for them, we have to wait ntil Septemeber for our English results!!

I heard something about that- apparently English takes much longer to mark...

I excelled at english and literature but failed miserably at maths as it was a class I used to get changed in lol was fun though ha ha ha ha

yeah, one year there was a right mess up with the english results and they were all wrong so now they take even longer to mark them. and i do quite good at both of them actually, maths and english, but i prefer english

You got changed? What?

Yeah sat at the back of the class and me and my friend would wear big baggy jumpers and get changed lol the teacher was not amused at all but no one else complained ha ha ha ha :D:D

Thats just strange!

get changed into what exactly?? in maths we all sit at the back and flick things at the swots, haha. ah, we are not really THAT mean.

To be fair, my friends used to play strip poker on the front row of maths, and the teacher didn't notice...

It gave us something to do and only change our tops, we couldn't wear the same top all day and had to get changed to go up town after school :D

We did that in drama Banzai lol so glad that someone else did those things at school, I don't feel so bad now lol

I used to do that too heather lol

haha, in an ICT lesson my mate james dropped his kegs to his knees, took of his top and danced around for me and Liviaa whilst swining his top over his head like a cowboy.

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha now that is hilarious

me and liviaa were in stitches, we were crying with laughter at that. he aslo likes to put his top over my head and dance around messing my hair up with his top!! that one annoys me

ha ha ha ha he sounds as crazy as my friend Ben lol

...do you go to school at a loony bin by any chance?

lol, he is, but is also very sulky, we are not talking at the moment 'cos i said that this lad was my number one best friend and not him, hahaha

...do you go to school at a loony bin by any chance? you'd think so, it is offit my school, we are all idiots. :)

ha ha ha ha my school may as well been......not sure about heathers though lol

My school was full of idiots too. And not the good kind. Bloody chavs...

i am a chav and i take it a little offensively when people sterio type us all into the binge drinking, wall smashing yobs, 'cos we are not all like that.

Apologies. I was refering to the chavs who did that sort of thing at my old school.

Well not everyone is the same, we are all individuals and all have good and bad qualities.

thats allright, i wasn't neccesarily reffering to you, just people do that and it really gets on my wick. just because we wear Lacoste and trackies doesn't mean that we are evil, stupid devil children.

No, it doesn't. But what is annoying is the actual evil, stupid devil children. :p

inoo, they are annyoing. we should blow them up i think :):)

I get that alot when I wear all black and red....at my school I wore all black once and wore black make up just to prove a point to our principle that stereotyping is wrong and not everyone is the same and just because some people are gothic doesn't mean that they are evil and I got sent home and told not to come back to school until I knew how to dress properly....

I wore a pink tie once...but that was just because I had no other ties...

lol that is funny Banzai I kne3w a guy who wore a pink suit to a school dance once, that was hilarious

it is shocking. we have to wear a uniform in England, it is so degrading to make us wear the same stuff. and we are not allowed make-up!!!! i mean come on, how does make up affect our learning?? i say if make up affects our learning then make up affects the techers teaching so they can't wear it. i still wear it anywya like, and i hate it when i'm tld to wash it off

I hate that, we had one teacher who wore a basically see through dress at our school and nothing was said, but we wore anything that was slightly revealing and were told to change or go home.....I don't mind the school uniform at my old high school, it was pretty descent, but I never wore it ha ha ha never would either.

our unirofm is ok, just black trousers and white t shirt with the logo on, but it is unfair that we have to wear a uniform when the teachers can wear what they want. and what is the deal with make-up, what is wrong with it??? some people need to wear it!!

Yeah I don't leave my room without my face on lol I wouldn't dare face the world without it anymore....I don't see the big deal with makeup, all it does is highlight your face a little...what is so bad with that?

i know, i only wear a little mascara and eye liner, it makes my eyes look nice (they are shiney and blue :P) i don't get the fuss me like.

I am the same to be honest, a little eye liner, mascara, eye shadow and that is it....are they so against individualism these days, is it so bad to want to be different?

i know, i am all up individuality, as long as it applies to everyone

I despise dress codes. In high school, I openly defied the dress code the new principal established. I was not alone in that, though. There were enough of us that the code was dropped as quickly as it was issued.

Different times...

lol, if we don't have full uniform then we are either send home to change or kept in isolation with our tutor all day.

Little tin dictators

haha, i know, just because they are smarter than us.

I never had compulsory uniform, just told we couldn't wear spaghetti strap tops or anything that showed anything....

in England most schools ahve a dress code, most of them anyway.

I am so glad I live in Australia.....

cool, whats australlia like??

Full of Aussies :p

haha, i went to live in New Zealand about a year and a half ago, but we only stayed for like 2 months as my mam didn't do too good out there. it was a change though.

I've always wanted to go to New Zealand. What was it like?

ermm, it was nice and clean, and everyone was sooooo friendly, but it looked like it was from the seventies or something. like when we went to look at houses to rent, the kitchens and bathrooms aspecially looked like something we would have had in the seventies. it was nice though, everyone was so friendly and the attitude was nice and light. rained a lot though, but we went in their Autumn.

Wow! Seventies-land!

lol, i know. i wish i had went to school there to see what it was like, but we never went.

I'd like to go on holiday there somewhen. And hop over to Australia for a bit too... Australia is great :p

ive never been, but i'd like too. it is still three hours from Austrillia mind you, lol

That's nothing compared to the twenty three or so hours from Britain :p

By plane its about an hour and a half to get across Ontario.:)
As for getting to Australia it depends, its like 17 hours from Vancouver, and 30 from Halifax.

I really dislike long haul flights...

Longest flight I was on was 3 hours, with one switch. By next week I'll know what a long haul flight is like. Hopefully my books will keep me entertained.

When I flew to Australia, I fell asleep in the quiet bit of Minority report, and then woke up with a start when it got louder. I always feel sick if I sleep when travelling :(

That sucks. I prefer sleeping, it makes the trip much faster. Its only bad if my neck gets into a bad position, then I'm in pain for the next few hours.

Ah. I don't know why, but I just can't. Particularly on coaches. Coaches are awful.

I can sleep nearly anywhere. But when I'm flying, I like to look out at the landscape, or even on the cloud deck below. Especially right around sunrise or sunset

The view when flying is magnificent. I can't argue with that.

Flying through thunderhead clouds is extraordinary. Towering white cliffs and floating cottony islands, separated by canyons of clear air. The plane lifts and drops from time to time as it passes through updrafts.

The two times I flew (Florida and back) the only view was a featureless cloud bank. Boring after the first 3 minutes.
Now thunderheads or being able to see the ground, that would be cool.
Hopefully I'll get a window seat next week.

an older man, with a gray beard sitting on the wing of your plane at 30,000 feet.

Wow, is that my dad?

No, it's Santa. He's hitch-hiking

to visit the Easter Bunny in South Beach....

And the tooth fairy, don't forget the toothfairy

have any of you seen that film about the tooth fairy, When Darkness Falls? it is really creepy, and good, you should watch it.

Didn't Hogfather have the tooth fairy in? Did anyone else see that on sky one over Christmas?

i only have freeview so i didnt see it :(

that Darkness Falls movie is terrible. could have been so much better.

i loved it me like, though it was really good. a really good film actually is The Silence of the Lambs. that is amazing, and Hannibal. really make you think, i love films that make you think.
Heather

Anyone seen Hannibal Rising? I'm hoping to get the DVD soon, since I'm a fan of the series.

I saw it - was bored with it. seems like the series is played out to me..

Each sequel appeared to try in vain to capture the brilliance of Silence of the Lambs.

I thought Hannibal was pretty good.

Hanibal was amazing, i loved it. and the books, they are all amazing. my least favourite was Red Dragon out of them all, and i haven't seen the film Hanibal Rising but i've read the book. i love them

Anyone else notice, that at the end of Red Dragon at the fight bit, there are far too many bullets in Will Graham's revolver?

i never noticed no, but i'll be looking for it nect time. are you sure it was a revolver and not a super special FBI gun??

Well it could have been...but it fired more than six shots without being reloaded...

i don't know how many they are meant to fire, haha. i hate it when things don't fit in. like have you seen the Strongbow advert where he takes a drink of the cider and stands for half an hour going "ahhhhhhhhhhhh". well he start off next to the bar and finishes in the middle of the pub!! how did he move?!?

The magic of TV....
(and a revolver holds six shells, by the way)
(EDIT: Well, most of them)

oww, okiee dokiee. :) and TV is really magical :P

Of course. How else could you get all of those pictures in a box?

Little gnomes with magical paints. They live outside of time, so they can paint all the right pictures in milliseconds, and have the voice actors record everything before sending it through the screen.
All those Hollywood actors don't really do anything except pose for the gnomes.

Pah! I always knew those actors were frauds!

Yes, but their fraudulence is an act.

Okay, now I'm confused...

That is the gnomes' master plan

:eek: Diabolical!

Machiavellian

Yet strangely simple minded.

with a double shot of Sidhartha....

and a dash of Jagermeister

jagerbomb (redbull and jagermeister)

vomit comet

What a lovely thought.

A little lonely ant swimming in the sink

as my cat swats at it and attempts to catch it.

Oh I hope it don't eat my pet mouse.....:S

I hope that mouse doen't go after my Roquefort

hmmm I hope not

The Hope Knot, a bejeweled platinum brooch with intricate intertwined curves, gleamed irresistably to her from within the glass security display. Schemes scampered through her thoughts as she noted the locations of cameras and motion detectors.

Diamonds are a girls best friend....I prefer garnets though lol

Garnets, rubies, emeralds, diamonds, gems, gold, platinum, uranium, titanium, silver, bronze, all of these are my best friends.

no one ever buys me any of those things though. not properly anyway, i had to ask. :P

If you have to ask, they never shine as brightly

i knoww, it's not fair is it :(

Life is fair only on the cosmic scale

whats a cosmic sale exaclty?? like selling the stars, 'cos i wouldn't mind one

Hm, my uncle adopted a star on his 40th birthday.

thats cool, i once adopted a dolphin and made my mam pay for it :P

I touched a dolphin once in sea world. It was kind of gross...

oww no, i swam with dolphins in Discovery Cove Florida and they feel amazing, like an aubergine, haha.

Like a wha?

(that's not even a full sentence but that's what first came to my mind)

an aubergine, those purple rubbery feeling fruit things that you get in Tesco. lol

Aubergine. One of the coolest vegetable names ever.

Eggplants, sliced, breaded, and fried, seasoned with salt and pepper

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Quick, someone! The Heimlich Maneuver - that man is choking!

lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotri mmatosilphioparaome litokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisterale ktryonoptekephalliokigklopelei olagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

Inspector Ramsey examined the bloody head of the victim, resting as it was atop the keyboard of the computer. Squinting at the screen, he looked for a pattern to indicate that the victim had made any conscious act to reveal his killer before he expired.

Bugs Bunny.

The inspector turned to the M.E. arriving in the doorway.

"What's up, Doc?"

LMAO

And Daffy shouts Rabbit Season as Bugs says Rabbit season
Daffy then says Duck Season shoot. Blam blam blam.......Black Feathers rise up in the wake.

The inspector pulls a cell phone from his pocket, and flips it open. "Get a warrant and send a team out to the Fudd ressidence, first name Elmer. Bring him in. Yeah, that's right. Murder one."

I thought I saw a puddie cat
he did it!

tweety pie, bless him. he is soooo cute :)

I Like When He Gets Eaten!

And I like eating!

mmmmmm - buffet

Yes! We should have a forum buffet!

that would be good, i'd bring some chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream and chocolate sauce :):)

I like chinese food. Can we have that?

hell ya - i love chinese buffets!!!

It's decided then! Someone PM Hulls Raven!

I'll wok up some mu shu chicken (with a kick! - I add Szechuan Hot Bean Sauce).

And of course the po ping (Mandarin pancakes).

And spring rolls- gotta have the classics :p

Nothing.

could i bring my boyfreind?? sorry, i have just officially began dating someone and i am sooo syked!! sorry :)

Lol. Of course! All are welcome!

Nothing yet

could i bring my boyfreind?? sorry, i have just officially began dating someone and i am sooo syked!! sorry :)

You're sorry already??? That doesn't bode well...

Still Nothing

haha, i'm sorry ofr being sooooo bubbly :) and blagging head, but i needed to tell someone :)

Yeah still nothing yet.

Nothing? What nothing?

Nothing.

i don't get him :|

He got away

lol. Nothing as in nothing been the first thing that comes to my head is nothing. *sigh* lol:p :p

Nada

He got away

Ssschhhh I dont want the white coats to find out yet as I have still a few miles to leg it. :p

He went that way!!!
<Points straight up with my eyes closed.>

lmao

If I tell them Im invisible do you think they will beleive me?

False - either way, they would see right through you

True or false? You like seafood

What? What thread am I in?

Hmmm I think if they catch me I'll just simply and politly explain to them that they cannot see me because i'm invisible. Thats bound to stop them sending me back to the padded cell. What do you think?

Put a towel arouhd your eyes to make sure they can't see you

Genius!

Hey think it'll work Im not so sure because the towel wont be really invisible. I think as a back up plan i should also say I'm Batman.

But if you can't see them, they can't see you!

Hmmmmmm

Maybe I'll just gun them all down that way if they did see me they wont catch me.

I think their coats protect them from that. Its like rule number one or maybe rule number e.
I can never remember.

Ok thenuke will hve to do it.

Nukes are fun!!!
Nuclear war before 2010!! Who's with me?!!

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop an exploding man?

My 4,000 post.

Marathon Man