congratulations!! i have posted like 300 times in the last three days or something, lol. all on the word games

4,001

I'm less than 50 away from my first thousand

haha. i am off to watch Britains got Talent (which we have) and then ot bed anyway. nighty night :)

2,528. About 1500 on various game threads.
I want my life back.

Life? The board game or the cereal?

The cereal. Its tasty. Especially with cinnamon sprinkled on top.

I liked selling my kids in the game Life

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

4,002 now.

Yes...well....:p

Not tonight dear. (you did say the first thing after reading the above *shrugs*)

I have a headache

4,015

And Hulls Raven appears to be practicing maths...

I wonder if he do division?

Or standard deviation?

I could put in a really rude answer to the one above but I won't because I'm being a good girl today. Hulls Raven is counting his posts by the way.

Wrong way.

A rude answer to mine? Or Domoviye's?

Is there such a thing as a standard deviant?

lol
Counting whos counting:eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

sheep (4021)

Another over the wall makes 4,022

Counting sheep (and goatposts)

green bottles full of wine. yum

Bottles emptied of green wine - urrp, that did NOT sit well for breakfast!

bacon and eggs - that sits very well.

But the eggs - they are LOOKING AT ME!

Can't eat bacon either. Just which thread am I in now?

Pigs.

Bacon is ambrosia, food of the gods. Whether it stands alone or is used to accent something else, it deserves to be a food group all its own.

It's a pork fat thing...

Another sheep jumps thats what now 4,025

Woolgathering; Ewe pasture 4000 mark already, why keep counting?

MMMM - dinner

MButton your lip!

What?!

a plastic red button, nothing fancy or brass, just a plain old button..

Or it could have been Blue The button that is.

"Hey Pete, how'd you get that shiner?"

"You know I had that interview right outside the voting site, right?"

"Yes, havent seen it yet, though."

"Well, the reporter, had this red button on her jacket, and uh, it said 'Press', so next thing I knew I was on the ground..."

Hehe...funny....

Tickle

Monkey!

King Kong

George George George of the jungle flying through the trees

Curious George and little kids running around with him

That is why he is flying through the trees lol to get away from them ha ha ha

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

"We just love the chocolate around them."

Q: WHAT'S the difference between outlaws and inlaws

A. outlaws are wanted!

ha ha ha ha ha that is so right!!!

You do know that when you rearrange the letters in mother inlaw it spells out woman hitler.....ha ha ha ha ha

Oh, that is priceless!

Yeah the gorgeous male midwife who was taking care of my daughter when she was born in ICU told me about that one after my ex's mother left the nursery....the whole room was in fits of laughter...

First thing that comes to MY mind:

My girlfriend's ex's psychotic family. You wouldn't believe what goes on with them - right up to a court appearance yesterday, after the ex trashed the jail cell he was in several days ago.

The mother, as usual, came to his rescue in court, and will be fronting him money to cover his fine.

ha ha ha ha ha

Side show alley is what comes to mind after reading that lol

The bearded lady, the snake girl, and the dog-faced boy, cavorting before the crowd for a few grimy coins.

Little kids pressing faces on glass windows

window cleaner

Wait! That's no window cleaner! He has no scaffold, he's just hovering outside the glass, 28 floors up. Who is he? Where did he come from?

is it a bird?
is it a plane?

No....it's..............a feather!!

Oh, yes. You're right. It belongs to an owl. It just keeps bouncing up and down and up and down and...

ha ha ha ha ha ha

do you know what, today has been very funny. it has been my last day in year nine (on monday i become year 10!!) and we have been having a right laugh at school??

yeah that is always fun lol

Ah, so you have GCSEs coming up, Heather. What subjects are you taking?

Wait! That's no window cleaner! He has no scaffold, he's just hovering outside the glass, 28 floors up. Who is he? Where did he come from?

The window cleaner was on the inside. That means, oh no, you were outside. Don't look down!

You changed your avatar, Rachel!
...it's either blurry, or there's something wrong with my eyes...

I guess we shouldn't have had so much fun with the bouncy bird today

And the bird is back...

It's the stuff dreams are made of...

Look you lot, I shouldn't be on here. I tried to put a rather dashing giraffe on but he didn't work properly. So the feathered friend has returned.

There is something strangely alluring about that bird...

lol I think maybe you are correct Cogito lol

Granddad comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day. His son notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to his son.
The Gradnfather said, "Read that label. That's why!"

The son takes the bottle and reads,

"Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

...That was awful...

aww come on, you could at least pretend to laugh

Stand up comedy

<< stands up >>

*remains seated in protest*

<<feels embarrased and sits back down>>

<<jumps around like a loonatic>> I like to be different ad from my socks I am sure you can tell ha ha ha ha ha

They are very cool socks

I love them, they are my favourite fashion accessory lol well favourite socks anyways go with just about anything lol

Rainbow socks are way cooler. And pick on the old bird all you guys like, I'm not easily offended.:D

I still maintain the bird is cool...

The bird is also stoopid. He just bounces up and down all day.

Well, he is energetic!

Perhaps he has ADHD...

theres nothing wrong with bouncing. tigger likes to bounce. bouncy bouncy bouncy.

It's the Energizer Owl!

i like it, a very fun name :)

Slartibartfarst is a fun name. But his name is not important.

lol. i am important though and i have a stupid name, so names aren't always important are they?

My name is important. But that's because I am.... :p

haha, so am i, i'm even more important 'cos i'm part of a green army that will one day win this land :D

I'm going to start up my own resistance army against you.

good luck, you're gunna need it. me and my personalities can be very strong when need be

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological uniqueness to our own. We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.

Oh now that sounds about right. But as I remember it, the borg always seem to lose...

huh, that never ever happens. isn't terminator like a borg thingy?? he wins everytime. in your face, in your face :P

He lost in the first one. And died in the third. I can't remember the second...

he never died in the third did he?? and i haven't seen the first yet. anyway, we are even better than him, we are green.

The Borg have assimilated hundreds of civilizations. They are only defeated by the likes of Captains Picard and Janeway, both of whom are Reviewers.

Fat chance!

Terminator demanded his own destruction in the second, to ensure that the Cyberdyne chip in his head was destroyed

who are you calling fat? just 'cos we eat all the cookies, and lots of pork and never get up off the computer chair does not mean we are fat. just you wait till we own the site, you'll regret calling us fatties :D

You eat long pork? :eek: You monsters!

long pork?? what's that?? and no, i actually son't like pork but it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

Urban Dictionary: long pork (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=long+pork)

get in, i wouldn't mind trying some, and let that be a warning to all those who try to defy me :)

Long pork is what cannibals (in Africa?) called people served as meat

To be honest, I'd try it if I had the opportunity

so would i, if i were served it and everyone was eating it then why not, it might be nice :)

Not I. Apart from the moral aspects, it's also the most dangerous choice in terms of disease transmission

How so?

i would like to me, i don't have very high morals. stuff 'em i say, if it's nice, eat it :)

The closer an animal is biologically to its food source, the greater the probability that what infects the food will also attack the consumer.

owww, so what if you do tests on it first to make sure that the person has no diseases?

Ah, kinda like BSE then?

owww, so what if you do tests on it first to make sure that the person has no diseases?


Any idea how much testing it would take to show that a person has no communicable diseases?

You literally need to test for anything that can infect a human.

That's why cannibalism is so rare in nature - it tends to promote extinction.

I bet it's tasty, though.

More nasty than tasty, I'd expect.

Nah. I hear it tastes like chicken.

That's what they say about everything, including frog's legs. If frog's legs taste like chicken, I'd start buying my poultry someplace less foul.

I've never tried frogs legs...

a lot of bone, a little bit of fishy-tasting meet with a less than pleasant texture.

Oh. Have you tried kangaroo?

No. I doubt it is legal to sell kangaroo meat in the US anyway.

Have you ever eaten bear meat?

Nope. How does it taste?


And why would kangaroo be illegal in the US?

Bear meat is very strong and gamey. I hated it.

Kangaroo meat would have to be imported, and the government is pretty restrictive on what kinds of meat can be imported. I'm not certain it would be illegal, but I suspect that it would.

Pish! Letting stupid laws get in the way of what is some of the best meat I've tasted. Emu is good, too :)

Emu is available from domestic farms, but I haven't tried it. Ostrich is supposedly similar in flavor, and is not bad.

Kangaroo is still my favourite. It's like very tender beef.

Maybe I'll have the chance to try it someday. Buffalo is like a very tasty, tender beef also.

as an aussie i can honestly tell you that kangaroo is the finest andrichest of meats, and very tasty

Yay! Supporters of my viewpoint!

I want lobster. I want it now!

they say us aussies are the only country that eat our national icon

Well, if that icon is as tasty as a kangaroo, then why not?

indeed, nothin beats a roo tail stew...mmmmmmmm

I had it when I went on holiday to Australia a few years ago. At a barbecue near Ayers Rock.

Haven't had it, but oxtail stew is incredible

Oxtail? What does that taste like?

It is a very rich beef flavor. With all the marrow, the flavor is wonderfully intense. I bought some oxtails on a whim from the supermarket the first time, and was amazed at the flavor of the stew. It needs to cook for a long time to develop the flavor and to tenderize the meat, but it is well worth it.

ahhh oxtail stew..mmmmmmm

oxtail is basically cow tail cut up

look exactly the same as a roo tail cut up

but roo is better

we put ours in the slow cooker and leave it all day.. melts in your outh..

added you to msn banzai?? you signed in?

Yes, but nothing has come up yet. My MSN tends to be a little dogey, so I'll sign out and back in again, and see if that works...

well if that fails add mine

Sorted :)

Sordid

What are you talking about, Cogito? ;)

The first thing that comes to my head, of course!

I like cereal :D

Crunch crunch crunch crunch

Captain Crunch!

The greaziest cereal on the market. It stays crunchy mostly becauae it repels milk

what about Count Chocula

http://kelty.rice.edu/375/images/dracula/chocula.jpg

Ah, but weetabix can be used as miniature breeze blocks, and keep children amused.

the other day at the store my wife and I saw cereal that was chocolate chip cookies and another that was chocolate donuts - just incredible. totally bad for you...but strangely I wanted to buy a few boxes, lol

And people wonder why there is an obesity problem...

Count Chocula rocks, but it's only available around here near Halloween. Chocolate cereals are yummy in proportion to their chocolate loading!

Lol. I like full English breakfast :)

Indeed.

Meow.

it was a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater

YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!
Kangaroo, emu ox tail...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

I would never eat that stuff, nor frogs legs, snails or anything like that.....just icky all together.

And Sayso my socks are waaaaaaaaaaay betterer than rainbow socks so mner!

I like ice cream :D

Ice creeeeeeeeaaaaaaaam! :D

roo taaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiillllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk!

I'm starting to feel ill. Rainbow socks rule.:p

I only have boring black socks.... I feel sock deprived :(

im wearing my bear feet today

white bobby socks

Hehe, I would, except last time I did that the bare floorboards poked holes in my feet :p

splinters ouch:mad:

Bag Puss

The Clangers.

Big Ted (I know it's a different program)

Deal or No Deal

sore hair

Damnit, it's raining. Here comes the flooding. And I was supposed to be going to a BBQ this afternoon. Damn...

i burned my rissoles and im blaming banzai coz he closest

Whats a rissole?

its like a giant meatball i guess

Ooo, sounds nice :)

they would have been if u hadnt burned them...

:( I'm sorry...

^ u will be......(plots revenge)

You two are crazy

Lets go Crazy

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
At least u got friends

U see I called my old lady
4 a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(Sex, sex) is all I heard

Are we gonna let de-elevator
Bring us down
Oh, no Let's Go!

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!

We're all excited
But we don't know why
Maybe it's cuz
We're all gonna die

And when we do (When we do)
What's it all 4 (What's it all 4)
U better live now
Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door

Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!

C'mon baby
Let's get nuts
Yeah
Crazy

Let's go crazy

Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Go crazy

I said let's go crazy (Go crazy)
Let's go, let's go
Go
Let's go

Dr. Everything'll be alright
Will make everything go wrong
Pills and thrills and dafodills will kill
Hang tough children

He's coming
He's coming
Coming

Take me away!

How Princely!

Marriage......run and don't stop running!

No worries. Been there, done that, lost the tee shirt.

Been divorced over a decade, neither afraid of nor eager for marriage. If there is a next time, I will choose better is all.

I also have been married 2 times - but I had a ruin a great friendship with the first marrage to finally get it right with the second one, lol.

I always said that I had to get divorced and go through all of that hell and terrible emotions...to meet the perfect person for me. and it was basically "at first sight" with my current wife.

My girlfriend and I have each been divorced. My ex, as bad as she was for me, cannot compete with my girlfriend's ex. He was and is a horrible excuse for a human being, constantly in trouble with the law. His entire family is Trouble with a capital "T".

We've been involved for several years. Unsurprisingly, she is not interested in getting married again.

New beginnings

nothing wrong with just being together and being happy. that is the way it should be weather you wear a material ring or not....

A little ant running across the floor. Splat.

banana skins

Littering.

Cookies (Hmmmmmm)

coffeeeee

Bluuurrrrch. Ooops sorry. Whats with the Carrots?

You have problems...

Who Me? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yes. The one who insists on projectile vomiting.

lol. You lot started me on this. lol

Anyhow back on topic Bugs Bunny

Donald duck

Daffy Duck

Mickey mouse

Goofy

Minnie Mouse

Porky Pig Gibbidy-ibbidy-ibbidee-ibba That's all, folks!

What's up Doc?

Speedy Gonzales

Two astronauts dancing to the classic song I got My Mind Set On You

And getting abducted by aliens.

Marvin the Martian

Sidney the Plutonian

Hanz Brown from Uranus

Clandy went up Uranus

Solar system gone bang

big rocks exploded from Uranus With a loud bang.

and went crashing into the earth causing massive tidal waves

Titanic

Uranus has rings around it

Ouch.

I just kicked my toe and yeah it is ouch

Everyone stands dizzily after the three way collision

my poor head I need sleep now lol

Coffeeeeeeeee!

Bluuuurch. There you go Banzai. Don't concern your self with the lumpy bits.

You can't have much left to regurgitate by now, surely?

dry dry heaves that hurt your throat all the way down to your lunges that are screaming for something wet.

The Regurgitator III, stahhring Ahnould Svatzenaygah

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2005/Mar/14/ln05a_b.jpg

Yes well anyway.


Where's Wolly?

Off looking for Waldo

Who is looking for himself and can't find him anywhere...

So whos lost?

the dog's bone

ah...

You ate it didn't you?

Dinner

What are we having ?????

Whatever falls out of the cupboard. Let's hope it's not dog food.

Or rat poison...

(I see you're sporting a new look today, Sayso)

OMG Sayso stole the cookies!!!!!!! the proof is in her avatar!!!!

Unless the avatar is Sayso's proof of the real culprit. I always thought that cookie theft was a hare-brained scheme.

I was wondering how long it would take for anyone to notice. I think it looks a bit like Raven.
(Do you know how long it took me to find that? Clue: I haven't done much else today).:redface:

Aww, I figured you set up the image yourself. But I always figured Raven to be a much darker, brooding presence.

Too true.