As do we all.

what is the speed of dark?

Fast

very fast

slower than the breaking dawn.

Nope faster. than the speed of Warp.

Slower than paint drying.

Faster than the headache brought on from paint fumes.

pretty don't

Cheese.

eggs

Bacon

Once the bite of omelet hit his tongue, he was swept away to another world or tasteful bliss.

It was a perfect omelet, shaken in the pan and never touched with a turner. Tender on the outside, and creamy within, trapping the flavor of the cheese, herbs, and smoky bacon, it satisfied like clear water in a dusty dry desert.

As he chewed his second bite, a unexpected crunch shattered his reverie. Taking the item from his mouth he realized he had just sunk his teeth into a small skull.

He had eaten one of the borrowers...

I guess that egg had been around for a while...

Telling himself it was just a piece of shell, he continued to chomp down the rest of the omelet. Although later in the night he found out what a mistake he'd made...

As the Darkness grew The Lone Warrior emerged filled with an Essence that projected fear amongst those who watched the warrior move with a speed faster than the eye could see.

His bionics meshed together in a whirlwhind of bloodshed.

Like cranberry juice :)

...only not as green

Yet, just as tart.

tastes like chicken

life does taste like chicken.

I thought it was more like turkey, to be honest...

i had turkey last night for my sunday dinner, even though it was tuesday, lol

And did it taste like life?

crying eyes.

yea, you like?? lol. i wanted something different and the one picture i wanted was copyrighted so . . . if you have any good ones i'd be happy for you to pass 'em on, any of eyes. :)
and yea, it tasted like life

turkey life

gobble turkeys

brains... must have fresh brains!!

Careful, I have my eye on you!

China.
(I'm two and half hours away from my flight, China is the only thing in my head. Well aside from the dread of jumping into the abyss with virtually no safety net to speak of. And I think someone cut the cord on my parachute.)

That's really an economy flight if they make you jump out at your destination instead of landing!

it's for thrill seekers only.

lol, i love to fly actually, i used to think i was rebble by not having my seatbelt on during all of the flight :P

Or people who aren't supposed to be going into China... What are you doing there, Domoviye?

There is something truly whack about jumping out of a perfectly good airplane at a couple thousand feet...

haha, i would love to try that but someone would have to puch me first i think before i jumped. lol

Ch-ch-ch-changes!

haha, i won't ask. lol.

I will :D


What the hell??

1000 posts!!!!!! ok, everyone else has got more but what the hell. 1000 posts!! :D

congrats on that.

congratulations

thanks :) although i am kinda miffed it took me like six months to get there but . . . lol. i now no longer feel little :D i'm a giant

I'm almost at 100 in 3 or so days.

Isn't the 1000+ posts club also know as the have-no-life club? :D

hey, i have a life. ok it is little and ran away a few posts agoo with its friends, but it's still mine :D

haha we all just have dual lives.

I only have the one on here :(

we still love you Banzai :)

inoo *big kiss*

nightey night anyway, i'm going to watch Layer cake then off to beddy bies. :) *waves goodnight*
Heather

Take care, Heather

And enjoy the film. I've heard from a reliable source that it's really good.

walking blind in a world covered in eyes.

Sounds slippery and squishy

And kinda surreal...

Aye.

Nose.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mirror

Strawberries

Willow

Damned Backdoors lol

Need a 'gator to guard the back entrance...

Steve Irwin t3h g4t0r man

But crocodile doesn't taste nice...

CROCODILE J3RKY~!!

(eww)

Pretty ouch

nbjsfhh jm nbh

a bucket of bucking monkeys

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Pretty confusing

what is up with all of that gibberish...

Indeed it was but thats ok now because the confusion is only achieved by being confused of confusion in a confusing world.

Good explanation!!! :D

An explanation was required to explain to situation for explanatory reason it was necassaery to explain these explanations for all to read of an explanation to explain what we need explaining to be explained.

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore
if sally sells sea shells by the sea shore
then where are the sea shells that sally sells

How shellfish of Shally

My friend Sally has just left. We had lunch together.

By the seashore? She surely saw sea shells to sell and shelve.

what if sally was in the woods?

Then she wouldn't find many sea shells...

jobless utopia

Penned Down. Is Penned Down

Haha

parasitic womb

Penned Down in a parasitic womb.

Pushing, gasping, feeling the life force being leaked from an unknown source. Can he break free of the darkness to embark on the journey of light, or sit and wait for a pathetic fate, left wandering what could've been.

Ghosts

shadows or tricks of the mind?

Restless shades of life cut off unfinished, seeking closure, wandering lost.

But the signpost helps them with the lost part...

Or it would, if it didn't simply read "Now Entering the Twilight Zone"

Well then, they know that they are in the twilight zone. If they know where they are, then they aren't lost :p

Nah, that sign would be as useful as one that says "You Are Here", with map or additional information.

A false beacon of hope in the land of the dead.

Inter Enim Armin Slios Legulous Zipray

...Genau.

Zipe rari vinema silos

Draco Dormiens Numquam Tittilandus.

what in the world are you guys talking about. that is what comes to my mind...

Konnen Sie nicht Deutsch sprechen?

I don't speak german.

me either

Ah, also sie konnen mich nicht verstehen? Das ist schade.

first thing that comes to my mind is SPEAK ENGLISH

Nein. Sie solten Deutsch sprechen. Deutsch ist die Muttersprache von English, und ist spaßer zu sprechen als English :p

When the voices start to make no sense, the verge of insanity is on the horizon.

Nein, Deutsch ist EIN Muttersprache von English, nicht DIE Muttersprache von English. Aber nur ein bisschen sprache ich Deutsch.

Coincidentally, two minutes before I saw and responded to Banzai's post, I was in a discussion with a colleague about employees serving the public in the US who speak only Spanish, no functional knowledge of English.

Ja, sie sind richtig, Cogito. Deutsch ist nicht die nur Muttersprache von English. Und ich denken, daß wenn man in Öffentlichkeitverwandte arbeiten, solten man die Sprache von die Öffentlichkeit sprechen.

Si, es verdad.

Heh, Spanish. Sorry friend, but my rudimentary foreign language skills don't veture far into Iberia at all :p

Lo siento. Pero, hablo espanol poco y poco solamente.

Still more than me :p

i cant play this game without englishperiod

It's nearly always in English, or a close facsimile thereof...

oohh

Ahhhh

crazy hairy crabs

...like you do...

chirping crickets

hooting owls

Dying cats.

gummo

Dyeing them in what colors?

Gummy Bears.

Bears with no teeth

defenseless delicious bears

Smokey the bear

Bear meat is horrid

State Policemen

Is policeman meat horrid too?

Wouldn't know - but probably has a coppery taste

Ostrich meat is by far the worse.

No. Ostritch meat can be quite tasty. Bear meat is very strong, gamey, waxy, gross

Is ostritch anything like emu? Because that's nice.

Very similar birds, but I've never had emu meat

Ah. Well, I liked it :)

Iky biggy boo

I miss my little sister D=

I miss my legion of souless followers.

Hm, I wonder who ate their souls.

No one. I kept them in a jar, whilst I made them work for me. But apparently it was against labour laws, or something...

Must have been on big jar.

Meh, souls are kinda like gas, you can compress them into a smaller space.

Are souls smelly and noisy when released?

Not really, but they moan like hell if they haven't been let out in a while. You either have to let them out for brief periods of time regularly, or not at all.

Ah - so they get all cranky and ecto-moody if they don't get walked frequently?

Are souls smelly and noisy when released?

do you have to shower any more at that point?

You forget - I have no soul...

Indeed. Since I have yours here.

Mwahahahahahahahaa!

Open

Thank heavens for that, it was getting stuffy in there and Cogito hasn't washed in a while. Torana's socks are starting to get a bit whiffy too!

lol well open the doors open the windows and let in the nice air from outside.

Done. Now Cogito's done a runner!

smog. brown thick smog

The Devil Wears A mask of Humanity

The Devil Wears Prada

evil scary boss

The Devil is a soulless face

Indeed. I have his soul in front of me now. Ugly thing.

You would think it would be in better condition. It has hardly been used.

I am Satans wife!!!! bet you didnt' know that!!!

Is that who your ex is? Name-dropper!

yessum! scarey isn't it? :S

I should fix him up with my ex!

well if the Devil does dates the one he dates will be.................................?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/128500/128574xDFC_w.jpg

g fwkuh jshvklun irhnm

back to gibberish - silly

I think he must be Speaking in Tongues. Perhaps he is asking the Devil herself for the answer to his own question.

back to gibberish - silly

If All else fails hell its first thing in your head lmao.

well, good afternoon everyone, or morning or night, wherever you are. how is everyone this miserable, rainy day?

well Im UK time for now lol

Take care Heather

?????

very questionable indeed

lmao

don't fall of your chair it might hurt the floor!

lol. cheeky girl.

Me???? Never!!!!!!!

Take care Heather thanks but why?? lol.

lol. yeah you. Black hair.

oh you mean that member over there....right!!!!!!!!!

Torana

Heather, it sounded like you were getting ready to leave for a while.

well, good afternoon everyone, or morning or night, wherever you are.

how do you make it go green?

What?

Heather, it sounded like you were getting ready to leave for a while. owww, nope, i was sayin hello and asking how everyone was. :) how are you?

how do you make your writing go green when you type Torana?

Ahh, I'm fine this morning. At work, but it's FRIDAY, and a lovely sunny one at that.

well i am glad that it's sunny for you, lol. keeps raining on and off here. :( what do you work as like, if you don't mind me asking. :)

lol.

I'm a software engineer. I started out as a research chemist. Someday I plan to teach math and science.

that sounds cool and teaching is awsome. if you can hack the kids mind, lol. i couldn't be a teacher myself, i wouldn't want to shout at other parents children, and without shouting you'll get no where, lol.

i am A Company Sergeant In the British Army who's seen more than possilbe.

sounds . . . interesting. do you enjoy it?? and how do you have access to a cmoputer if you are in the army?

I do enjoy it. Im not as active as I was and I have access to the computer suite and my laptop. I have spent a long time in the army and have come to the end of the road. sadly.

my sister wants to go in the army as a fighter pilot when she gets to it,a nd she goes to cadets at the moment. i don't fancy it myself, i'm more of an office lass i think.

Army life is great you travel you learn more than possible you make loyal friends who becomefamily too you. But you sometimes have to be in places that are bad. Sometimes you lose friends. But you do good. Its a brilliant life a community of its own with Family that are more loyal than blood.

yea, the travel and friends part sounds brillaint. however, i do not agree with some of the things tha army does. like fighting in Iraq, i think we were wrong in going over. but if you were in the army yuo have no choice. it also breaks up familys, my freinds father, he is in the army and spent most of his time away for months on end. now, he is living in Oman, and she sees him twice a year.

And the post count still rises.

5,003 Posts.

congrats, you have reached over 5000!! :D

Bloody hell, Hulls...

inoo, but then again, you're mora than half way there, lol. your lives are soooo far in the past its unbeleivebale, haha

oogity boogity

supercallafragalisticacepalidosious i've been singing it all day, when it was raining and my friend had her umberalla :p

why?

Bloody hell, Hulls...

What can I say at the moment I've got way too much time on my hands. Bare in mind though In was a member long before all of you.

Why not? :p I've had that ridculous "Wuthering Heights" song in my head since English... Woe is me.

And taking that in mind, Hulls, I'm not that far behind you :p

Kool.

why? mary poppings arrived with an umbarella, durhh :p

Yeah since like October and spends a lot of time online here too lol

yeah

Should we start a WF-addicts annonymous?

off with the fairies right now lol

lol, i think we should, then we could all become addicted to that site :p

And that would lead to WFA Annonymous... The cycle goes on...

Hulls Raven can be the first member...then whoever the top posters are lol...although you two and Cogito are pretty addicited aren't you!? So is Banzai...

me . . . adicted . . . never. where do you get that idea from?? :p

and the cycle sounds like a fun one to me Banzai, bring it on :D

Lol. An addiction to breaking addictions? Is there such a thing?

lol that is an interesting concept

Lol. An addiction to breaking addictions? Is there such a thing? we'll invent one if not

Is there such thing as a shiny things addiction?

If you are a back rat or a magpie...
or a golddigger :D

I like eyes. I collect them, and keep them in a jar of vinegar :) They're kinda shiny. Does that count?

haha, i am fasinated by eyes, i think that they are soooo beautiful. especially blue ones with big long lashes. i mean i wouldn't go as far as to collect them, but they are amazing i think

OK...............:):p

I wonder what they taste like...

you can tell alot about a person by looking into there eyes, they are the window to the soul

Very true. They are also one of the most beautiful bodyparts.

indeed

My ex-girlfriend had gorgeous midnight blue eyes. And the girl I like at the moment has the most enthralling blend of green and brown.

Yeah, I look for eyes in girls :p

I do too (no sarcasm). Intelligence and wit is usually reflected in the eyes. My girlfriend has mischievous sparkling blue eyes.

I wonder what they taste like...

Tastes like chicken (everything odd "tastes like chicken")

Yeah... That doesn't work. Crocodile doesn't taste like chicken. Chicken tastes nice...

i have a chicken

I have a dozen eggs...

o no i forgot to eat breakfast!!!!

you are what you eat!

(I slide the bag of nuts discretely out of sight)

ha ha ha Cogito is a nut lol

<puts the liquorice allsorts well any truely out of sight> lol

Hiding the sweets eh? too late