Suddenly filled with remorse for setting mouse traps last week, he could only await his demise

(haha) the window smashed behind him, and the deathly rattle of breathing filled his ears.

deciding to make a last stand, he grabs a letter opener from his desk

and weilds it infront of his body ike a sword. standing in the On Garde position he lunged for the first creature, stabbing it right in the heart.

i'm off now anyway, but i have enjoyed writing with you :) nightey night

good fun and good night :)

Misery ships crashing into joyous banks

Titanic.

pompous ice cubes

Ice cubes can be pompous?

Banzai stole my socks!!!!

:eek::confused::eek::confused:

ermm, ok?? lol. how is everyone today then??

well he did!!

well they went missing and I am blaming Banzai cause I want to blame someone lol

lol, i tend to blame him also for most things, he just looks suspisious

yessum he sure does

lol, it must be the curly hair that does it, never trust a curly person :p

He just wanted Torana's pink socks in the worst way

My poor poor socks! :(:(:(:(

You probably don't want them back now.

btw, Amity is adorable! I was right :)

But I love my black and pink skull socks :(:( my poor poor socks....I shall mourn their loss forever :(

(and thankyou Cogito for the comliment on my little angel)

Rainy day chaos

Water

(Hurray Hull's Raven is back in here)


Drowning

gasping for air

a warm hug

A monkey with a pickaxe.

hacking away at the remnants of a mind cave

with a grim little smile upon its face

a smile revealing dozens of yellow, razor-sharp pointed teeth.

it wore a little red hat also, one that looked suspisiosly like the one Noddy used to wear before he was devoured.

It's the stuff dreams are made of - if you are prone to nightmares.

which of course many people are, haunting nightmares so life-like that they infect and decay all of the real world leaving you only a shell of the human you once were.

Who ever said I was human...

Who ever said I was human... - \/\/h0 3\/3r 54i|) | w45 h|_||\/|4|/|


(lulz, I'm t3h 3vil l33t qu33n)

Your keyboard vomited

i was just taking a guess in the fact you were human, that and the fact your profile picture looks . . . slightly human like :p

Things are never what they seem, especially when you can't see them to assume what you seen to be seen.

Reality is subjective

long words . . . brain freeze . . . overload . . . BANG!

A room painted in dispersed neurons

is a very clever room indeed

i'm off now everyone, have a good nigth all and talk to you tomorrow xxx

Clean up your room kid

Gutenabend, Heather.

banzi was that german? as in goodnight heather

Yes, it's German. Technically, it means good evening heather. Good night would be gutennacht :)

I love german ;D

Ich auch. Aber Ich spreche Deutsche nicht gut.

=DDD I can proudly say I could read all of that.

"Me too(or I also.) But I speak German not so good.

I'm the same way too :( I really want to perfect it.

I read it better than I can write it. When I was a chemist, some of my most important references were in German

Omg, that sounds like awesome. Makes me want to learn German even more.

I have just started to learn German. It's more fun than French lol

:( aww mais francais est le langue de l'amour, ill stick to french, though german would b nice to learn too, though im no linguist lol

aw french is awesome too lovely :p

yay lol merci mon ami
im sry i cant get on yahoo
my stepdad doesnt have ahoo instant messenger, and dont wanna get into trouble for downloading anything on his comp
he is out getting a tatoo rite now
lol
so i get to watch the kids lol

you can always use what i use :p the beta yahoo online thing

but no worries :* just make sure you're having fun silly

o, i didnt know that
ill sign on then
boy do i feel stupid

AH, dun feel stupid lovely :( you are too fantastic to feel that way.

aww ok
but now i have bad news :(
his comp wont support it
i cant come on unless i can use my phone, ill try to do that

ah, now i feel bad :p it's a pain to send messages on your phone

aww its not that bad
just slow cuz the phone is so small
ill just stick to here until i can get home for u mon amie

aw you are so sweet :p -adores you-

aww, u r a good person, how couldnt i b sweet? *hugs*

aww, you're too awesome :p but i'm not such a good person, i erm eat chickens and laugh about it!

not really, but :p

lol u make me laugh alot, not many ppl can do that :D

:p laughter is a funny thing isn't it?

okok that was just lame x)

do you want to pm or talk in the chatbox? which ever is easier for you x)

either is fine for me, but its more important wut is easier for u mon amie

i like pming better.

and omg@my cousin and "aunt"

it's so cute :p I haven't seen kids get read their little stories before. my parents never did that for me D= my sister did though. -misses that-

awww -reads u a story- ive never had anyone read me a story


ok lets switch to pming

omg an unidentified flying object!!!!!

OMG WHERE? -hide-

right about........................................
......................................-.................

did you see it?

Good morning all!! it is way too early to be up, but what the heck. how is everyone thisb bright and not raining morning??

ROFL :p

I'm doing fantastic, wondering why I got up at 5am agin though O.o

Salt water!!!

I be working this AM, lunchtime is fast approaching. No curried arthropods though

coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

You can get on the computer at work? =o

I'm a software engineer, with two laptops in front of me, one of which is my own.

have fun with those laptops and goodnight all

night Torana!

aw, night torona! -big hug-

good morning everyone :)

Mner. Is it?

G'day, mates. Just a few minutes from noon, here

well, it is now ten past eight here. going to watch Rome at nine and then Kill Bill vol 2

Kill Bill - bizarre movie pair

i need help.

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh nnoooooooooooooesssss

I broke a nail dang nabbit!

Medic!! STAT!!!

It is a matter of life and death for the nail lol hurry hurry!

The paramedics rush in, and blanch in horror at the sight. "Quick, a splint and a pressure bandage!"
"Can we save her?"
"Shh. She's right here, you idiot. We'll do everything we can, ma'am."

<tears flow down her cheeks and her breaths weaken>
DO SOMETHING! she cries in fear

Torana is MedFlighted to the nearest hospital, and a nail specialist is flown in from Sydney. working around the clock, they manage to avert total disaster despite two Code Blue calls. An artificial nail is superglued over the injured area to support it through the grueling recovery and rehabilitation process.

Torana is extremely greatful for the care and precision work from the nurturing specialists and doctors.

I'm a doctor! *holds up really sharp and long needle while snapping on gloves*

RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

I want my teddy bear!

*Hands you chuckie.* Teddy was out.

Let the childish nightmare begin

Freddie Kruger displays his unbroken surgical steel fingernails, gleaming redly by firelight

You know my licence picture looks like something out of a Freddy Kruegar movie lol

I tis terrible and I swear it is a conspiracy lol

Hahhaa. Wasn't that bad.

jelly and custard

yeah that would look better than my licence pic coral hahahahaha

Or a brown paper bag

You know my licence picture looks like something out of a Freddy Kruegar movie lol

It is terrible and I swear it is a conspiracy lol

It would have to be a conspiracy, to be a bad photo.

you could have tol dme about the paper bag before DOZ

What, and let you get away with a good pic? I'm gunna join the ranks soon myself!

lol @ DOZ in advance

The sky is grey

And the moon is shining through

the grass is pink

And a bunny hobbles through

Pink grass kool

it's leg injured from an escape from death

yeah is made of fairy floss lol

haha fairy floss

Would that be the tooth fairy?

lol.....

hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

Good to hear you laughing

Yeha, means the gasses didn't get to her after all...... :p

Really. lol

Smelly beggars

hahha. Yeah. But if you think she's bad......

This summer the tooth fairy is out for vengeance, fairy floss in hand and a look of destruction in her eye

A scary fairy

she's finally wised up and realized she has been getting ripped off all these years

and turned into Arnold Movie terminator guy. Heh. We are so wierd.

haha that is what makes all of us great!

lol. But I think It's finaly time I went an showered then to bed. Blech. I'm tired. Cheers and beers guys and gals. have a round on me and annoy you tomorrow......

That and the fact that we really are great! :D

Seeya DOZ. Nighters!

night DOZ

Night... I don't wanna go!!!!!

A sudden screech of rubber on black top brought the journey to a sudden halt. Where were they and how did they end up in such a dreary place. It had started off so well, another summer get away like all the other years before

What is sleep???

the cousin of death silly

Ghost Rider to watch tonight

the cousin of death silly

oh yeah lol silly me! :p:rolleyes:

Never seen Ghost Rider!!! :confused:

I haven't watched Ghost Rider yet, will pick up the DVD soon

I haven't seen it either but I'm not a Nicolas Cage fan and the content for Ghost Rider is too dark to be rated PG-13, so let me know how it is.

Pink frogs leaping acid pools

Just Say No

lol that's the response I was going for

dusty desert breeze

and dry, flaking sand

lotion commercial

locomotive

The Orient Express, rattling through dark tunnels. The lights fade, and a shot rings out...

smoke billows from the funnel and the train pulls to a hard stop. through the window Carrie can see

railway workers running back and forth, looking for something. A crimson bead trickles down the outside of the window...

Carrie jumps back, startled by what appears to be blood. hiding back in her seta and burrying her eyes in her jacket, she hears the faint cry of a wolf

She hears a scraping sound from the roof of the car, and something dark tumbles past the window.

looking around the carrige she notices the sleeping man that she had been sharing her journey with. although her auntie had told her not to converse with strangers the howl of another wolf made her srit the man from his lsumber. (sorry, this is sounding very much like the wolves of wilbourghy chase, lol.)

The man woke up suddenly, staring at Carrie with a hungry look...

Yon Cassie saw a lean and hungry look. She did not trust such men. (oops - thought her name was Cassie - it doesn't work as well with Carrie)

Ahhh!

:eek: Did you see my ghostie?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I forgot to offer it a glass of water!!!

Oh no! Erm, just offer it a nanner and it will leave you be!

lol
I shall do that

First it was like 90 out today and now it's like 60. The temperature needs to make up its mind!

Its raining hard here.

it stopped here for the time being :(

The sky here is so grey its practically black.

The wind is so strong that anything that isn't nailed down is blown away lol

along with several things that used to be nailed down!

lol it almost blew me away

Well, I hear you were looking to move away...

I know I am....:)

Good afternoon world. :D

Good Afternoon. Heather

can i ask, how do you make my name go green like that??

The colour tags. The button next to the underline :)

Chickenpox and rumblegums.

Bird Flu!!!

Scary.

Terrifyingly normal.

Norman Bates

And chicken flu.

my friend thought it would be funny if he could fart bird flu and infect everything in the fridge. :p we have some REALLY wierd convosations, lol.

Sounds like it. But if you want wierd conversations, try talking for 10 minutes about the definition of a gherkin when neither of you know, but think it is like a cucumber.

God! damn it!!! mf son of a bleep. would somebody please help me tell the fcc to go f themselves fro rejecting for a true crime confession. MF:mad:

frustrating day*

yes! people are some of the stupidest humans on the planet! and qoute me on that. or just use it for refercne.

owww, are we now?? what's got you throat?

Myself at the moment

-blank- Is it wierd that nothing came to my mind?

Mine don't ask i live in the US.heather

Cynicism runs rampamt

and so do the mice!

Funny you should mention mice. They apparently got into the upstairs bathroom (not usually in use), and have been eating the soap in the soap dishes. They've left funny tiny tooth marks

lol that is funny. Well at least they have clean teeth! Don't they know to use toothpaste for that though? Silly mice!!!

I once babysat this 3 year old. I ended up losing sight of her and when I found her she was in the bathroom holding my deodorant, it had teeth marks on it as well.

But her breath no lomger had that locker room smell...

my son gets mine and sprays it on himself then says "Look mummy. I'm big man now!" lol

Before you know it, he will be "big man" :)
but not TOO quickly!

As long as he is my little man for a few more years I am happy lol

The dirt bike riding dolphins had had enough of the segway riding chimps encroaching on their turf...

Indeed they had.

surf 'n turf

Wooo! Surfing! And....turfing?

Riding a wave in to shore, then flying off the board and doing a belly slide across the hot sand. (And you wondered why they use sand glued to paper to remove paint!)

Because it makes the paint think of the seaside, and rush towards it? :D

Sandy sunburn

whoa, look at the pretty rosebushes over there.

But beware! Their thorns are tipped with venom for the incautious blossom thief.

that's why Ted decided to bring his welding gloves with him on his thievery. Although he didn't consider it stealing, his reasons were good hearted...

Alas, the cumbersome gloves were not meant for such delicate work, and the petals fell from the beautiful blooms as he snipped them.

His brutish attempt of reconciliation was falling apart in front of his eyes.

Which was just as well, for a gift of deadly roses would not have been viewed by the gendarmes as reconciliation, but rather as a depraved retribution.

(gendarmes - great word use)


Ted always had a fools mind when it came to reality. Trying his best to make the right decision but always ending in disaster. His choice of poisoned flowers a gift, proved his dull wit.

But his heart was in the right place, although a bit lower and distal than that of the average human male.

A problem that had plagued him as a child. Causing him to withdraw from the other children which explained some of his social awkwardness. A mother that treated him as a patient rather than a son, feeling like a burden to her defunct love life due to his constant care.

Until the day the gentle giant hugged his mother tightly, then puzzled over why she struggled and fell limp in his arms. He left her sleeping there, and sadly trudged away from home.

(What about the rabbits George? haha)


Heading off to the big city, an overwhelming experience for the simpleton. Cars blurring past, making it feel like days before he could cross the street. Not knowing where he was headed he recognized a familiar word and headed for the hotel.

Pancake splash

?????????????????

It means nothing, I was just hoping for a bite. How is the day treating you?

*bites* there is your bite lol

Days been exhausting, been out all day with my kids and now they are sleeping so peacefully.
How has yours been then?

lol thanks for the bite.

Mine is just starting actually, so I've yet to see what it has in store for me. I'm seeing the new Harry Potter movie tonight so that should be fun.

I'm seeing that too! After the kids leave =P I have to babysit.

(Just sit on the babies at the theater. lol)

It's one of my favorite books of the series so I'm hoping the movie is great as well.

Poor Sirius :( I'm not looking forward to that.

Me either but I know it's coming so it isn't as bad as reading it for the first time.

Yeah D=

WE GET TO SEE VOLDY AGAIN. Rofl =P I love his character visually.

Moldy Voldy stomping from his crypt.

While the movies are cool... I'd much rather have the new book! I really want to see how Rowling ties up all the lose ends. I alway try to see movies, but it never goes through -- not to mention my friends don't really like that sort of thing.

Too bad for you, or should I say too bad for them. I like the interview that Rowling said she would knock off Harry so no one can try to carry it further in the future. If that happened it would make me smile.

Oh please, someone would either: use an alternate history, a parent or friend, or find some magical way to exhume his corpse. If not, he'll always live on in fan fiction.

I heard she was making more books D= I dun want her to knock off Harry!

...................

Let the line of silence be laid.

Rofl. So, anyone seen any flying pickles lately?

One crashed into my window so I put it on my sandwich.

Murderer.

Poor pickle. Did you use that flying pig for that bacon in it too?

You didn't have it with ice cream did you?

oops

As a matter of fact it was an ice cream sandwich and the flying pig complimented it perfectly.

** Harry Potter Book 6 Spoiler**

(although if you haven't read it yet, my sympathies are limited)

I have heard that J. K. Rowling has decided to write more Harry Potter books, and that Harry will not die in book 7. Rumor, take it for what it's worth.

I personally wonder if Dumbledore is truly dead. My personal theory is that Snape made an Unbreakable Vow of loyalty to him, and that Snape was fulfilling that vow when he attacked Dumbledore - dying so Dumbledore could inhabit his body as the perfect spy against Voldemort. And as Snape would have given Dumbledore his body, it would not violate the ethics of magic for Dumbledore to move into his body.

Rowling never introduces a major spell without more than one use in mind, and the Unbreakable Vow's use in book 6 didn't seem to me to be all there was to it. Snape could have easily taken the Unbreakable Vow to the Dark Mark, knowing he would die anyway in service to the Order of the Phoenix when he finally acted against Voldemort.

We shall soon see...

That, or he'll reappear in a Yoda/Obi Wan fashion. The force you must use Harry.

That's a major reason I think she'll not take that route - it has been done sufficiently already.

She also said Dumbledore was really dead didn't she?

Anything can change if you wave enough money at it.

Sehr true.

Money = true magic. (:>

Money is close to Godliness these days.

**tap tap tap** Is this thing on?