All you is post whatever comes to your head when your read the previous post! No matter how silly it is!

Horses:D

Gordon Ramsey

My mind is completely blank (how strange)

'Blank pages' on exams that say (quite oxymoronically) "this page is blank"

My checkbook cause I never use it

checks

Fish (yeah, I'm not too sure either...)

WHEEE!!!!! I'm tired.

I feel good!

I knew that I would.

King of Soul

Head Banging

Kurt Cobain

Dead

Jerry Garcia

Who?

What?

Don't make me repeat myself!!! lol :D:D:D:D

very funny lol

really good jokes lol

Chips n' Dip

mmm food I'm hungry

Puffed Rice, yum

Chinese fried rice, mmmm

egg rolls (I'm making myself hungry)

Monkeys!!!!

Banana's (I know the feeling whiterider) lol

Banana's in pyjamas!

Tuesdays lol

Theory of Knowledge

Encyclopedia

Almanac

Alpacca (don't ask cause I can't explain)

Great White Shark

Drowning in the ocean

Drowning his sorrows

Alcoholic

Alcoholic - Violence

Killing

Jail term

Jailhouse Rock

Party time

Red Lights

Green Lights

Danger

Black

Paint It

Raven

Albatross

birds of prey

Prayer

Unheard

Uh...not to burst your bubble, but:
*cough cough*
http://www.writingforums.org/showthread.php?t=6

Lalalalalalalala I'm not listening!

*shouting louder*

Puts on Led Zeppelin at full volume

Where are the drinks?

Rocket Scientist

Black Hole

Rock 'n roll

Mosh Pit

Stampede.

Which leads me to think of: Vash the Stampede.

Lion King lol

Big cats

Siegfried and Roy

Incompetent cat food.

Yuck!

Lambs Fry (ewwwww)

The banana war with the Apples.

(LOL) Food Fight

Bananas attack the Apple Tree.
There are many apple casualties.

Very bruised and unedible fruit

Apples sending out plea for help from allies the Pears.

Bannanas launch a second assault upon the apple tree toppling it before taking the fight to the ground.

Pears charging into battle lol

The reckless Pears ambushed by the Rutabaga Marines.

Marshmallow man just exploded all over them and they all suffocated

We partied eating marshmallow covered fruit.

And all fell reallly sick frm eating rotten fruit

The port-o-potties were all full.

Desperately, I sought an unoccupied phone booth.

As yo near a phone booth, Superman flies out. You're knocked on your butt by the sonic boom.

I no longer need the phone booth. I do, however, need to find a clean pair of pants.

It is time for retail therapy
now where is my credit card again???

Flying away with your debit card and license as wings.

Wooo! Credit card hunting!

Looking through the spare room and giving up.

Attention seized by a hazy dark vortex in the corner, as dust motes lazily drifted toward it, then vanished in a spark of violet.

Time to hire a live in cleaner :D

so that she can sleep with my husband and give me spomeone to hate *evil grin*

So hire an elderly male cleaner with toxic halitosis.

Major court battle.....No comment speak to my lawyer thankyou...

Johnny Cochrane has died and gone to a hell where nothing he says can rhyme properly, and no one listens to him anyway.

I like ice cream

The guy who drives the ice cream truck creeps me out. He looks at kids funny.

He ran over my kitty cat when I was a little girl...was traumatising :(

Many pets have gone missing ever since he resumed his route with the warm weather.

Some even question what he uses to make his unusual ice-creams

But what is so unusual about tuna-flavored ice cream?

I like coffee too

InevertouchcoffeeitmakesmetalkendlesslyexceptIdid havesomethismorninginfactIliedIdrinkiteveryday

Broken Space Bar.

Mos Eiseley

Skyhoppers

Parachutes not included.

Ikea.

Ike Eisenhower

Really?

Yes really. I think, maybe, possibly, yes, no, I don't know.

The infamous why question is upon us once again!! Why is the sky blue? Why does grass grow? Why do plants need to be watered? Why? Why? Why? Why? and why do I keep asking why? lol

Why not?

Don't asked me

Wait... how was that the 'infamous question'? I said 'really', not 'why'.

I didn't read it so there!!

I'm selectively illiterate :D

Random thought patterns!!!!

Monkeys!!!

Banana's mmm yummy banana smoothie lol

Meh, not too keen on bananas

I don't like t-bone steak

(Tell me why) I don't like mondays

(had too many....like every second night for 3 months, just got too much.)

Garfield and Odie

Fat cats

Over feeding

Anorexia

Celebrities and models that think they are fat....sheesh....

Really not attractive

Robin Williams in a dress.

Tyra Banks at the buffet

Christopher Paolini on a writing forum.

Christopher Reeves flying with a red cape crackling sharply in the wind behind him

The Flash, visible only as a crimson blur with yellow streaks.

the Hulk, jumping from one mountain to another peak, only seen as a green smear of a blur against the ice blue sky...

And falling off a horse.

(yes, a bit harsh, but it's what came into my mind first)

<<I think you missed some posts AFTER the Christopher Reeve one, lol>>

But the first thing that comes to mind after your post is:

Being confined to a wheel chair for life...

like that guy off Emmerdale, Chris, who was commited suicide and framed Charity, having seen her kissing Cain, although it was a staged kiss. (sorry, just what i thought of :))
Heather

Soap. Lots and lots of soap.

Mmmmm, soap. Tasty :D

If someone has developed a taste for soap, someone must have used a LOT of naughty words growing up!

Dangnamit, #$*^ #$$@#, Rassinfrassum, Gosh Darn, and Fudge!!!!

Fudge Brownies with walnuts and chocolate chunks

Sounds tasty, whats the recipe?

(Yes that was the first thing that came into my head, the first clean thing anyways.)

(Recipe is 1 box of brownie mix, 2 eggs, oil, water, walnuts and chocolate chunks. Not much point in making brownies from scratch. Add a few minutes cooking time because of the added stuff.)

White chocolate cookies with macademia nuts and chocolate frosting.

Chunky Monkey ice cream with homemade whipped cream and a cherry.

(that is easy, I'll have to try it sometime. Thanks)
Chocolate covered rice balls.

CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS
Southpark - 02/01/1999


Two tablespoon's of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter, melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
Stick em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre
Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell
Smell like something burning
Well that don't confront me none
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
Oh man baby, baby
You just burned my balls
Help me, my balls on fire
Put em out baby
My balls are burning
Give me some water
Pour some water on me
My balls are burning
Oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
Do somethin

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put em in your mouth, and suck em
They're on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put em out baby, blow
Ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my red hot, salted, chocolate balls
Come on baby
Woo, Woo
Suck on my balls

Thats twice tonight I've been left speechless.

Here - this will help you understand the songs greatness, lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCVT9lDwPM4

Patatoes attacking the Apple for dominance in veggy land

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

The apples lost the fight with the patatoes but now the great Yellow bananas decide to strike at the patatoes patch killing thousands upon thousands of the patatoes creating a mass of Mash.

Long Live the Bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Durante singing "Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today"

Those ridiculous fruit hat things.

Here - this will help you understand the songs greatness, lol
YouTube - Chef's chocolate salty balls (full length) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCVT9lDwPM4)
(Ugh Southpark. It all makes sense now.)
As long as the ridiculous fruit hat is on a pretty woman, it's allowed.

Fruit of the Loom and giant dancing fruit mascots in with creepy human faces...

Michael Jackson dancing with his creepy Skeletor face, surrounded by children.

How did you know my nightmare and secret weakness!!!!!

(Because I am the dream voyeur...)

Freddy Kruger slinking through the shadows of the dream dimension, chuckling gleefully

Prince scratching unknown symbols into his face and neck while letting out a high pitched squeal that upsets the neighborhoods cats

A Siren drawing mesmerized sailors to their doom on rocky shores in a storm

a weeping widow, standing on her landing, looking out to the churning sea, longing for the day her now dead husband returns...

The house lurched as the termites finished eating the foundations from under the east wing

buzzards keep a constant circular fly zone watch on the rubble, looking for scraps or a tasty meal to fill their fowl (lol) bellies.

A mile high shot of a seaside town, with hundreds of birds swarming in circles far below. A lone gull passes through the view close by, then squawks and wheels downward to join the others.

the surf bubbles, rolls and burps for no apparent reason. It goes where it wants. Mountains move with each passing moment..

Dr Leary turns over and begins a new hallucination

The vengence of the slaughter Apples. attack back at the patatoes patch war rages for hours but still the apples lose the fight.

The Doctor realizes he and Romana are stuck in a time loop, but before he can begin to
The Doctor realizes he and Romana are stuck in a time loop, but before he can begin to
The Doctor realizes he and Romana are stuck in a time loop, but before he can begin to affect

An apple, badly bruised and cut, lands on his head.

Sir Isaac, watching an apple fall from a tree, speculates whether the force that called the apple to fall also attracts the moon toward the earth.

Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tanner

Mad Dog and Glory

Glorificus

Glorificus


Buffy the Vampire Slayer :D

Lost Boys

Lost

Jack Black.

The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

Pirates of Penzance

Boston Red Sox

Boston's Freedom Trail

tossing tea over board

Earl Grey

Dir En Grey

Jean Luc Picard

Bald

Professor Xavier

Toupee

Shrek

Melinda Doolittle

Doodlebops

Doppelganger

Marilyn Manson

Shirley Manson

A Beetke coloured like a Rainbow.

Poultry

In motion

Spinosaurus aegypticus

Barney the Dinosaur

Pedophasaurus

snuffaluffaguss

Big Bird

Imaginary Friends, also the name of a record by a Canadian singer, made for little kids. Very good record

Perez Hilton

The oranges take to war against the patatoes and also wage war against the brussel sprouts who are already engaed in combat against the carrots of carrot vile land.

Once I aimlessly strolled into the contents of my closet, which lead me into a world of unfathomable adventures. I would wake up in the morning of Wednesday night during the weekened. I would also hop from tree to pinecone in search of the irksome creature known as Tartutic only to find myself surrounded by walls of white pads.

Emmerdale Farm

Farm animals. Hah.

LOL sheep. ha haaa

China

Town

Our Town

Deacon Blue

Steely Dan

Not the Blue

Heart-Shaped Glasses

Heart Shaped Box

Turtles

dolphin

Dolphins the only other animals that rape and kill for fun.

Boys are so silly

bleh...

A barrel of monkeys

TVDinner in the Barrel with the Monkeys

Hulls Raven in a bucket of minnows and blue crab

lmao

TVDinner also joining me for the same kind of pain will dragging his monkeys along.
lol

Hulls Raven and TVDinner overcoming those long odds and using the minnows to fish for giant tuna, roasting up the crabs for a big feast, and playing...with the monkeys...

lmao

Both Hulls Raven and TVDinner enjoying that feast.

Sheep's eye soup in the palace over the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones swinging in with his whip, and pistol killing the Nazi's. Because you can do anything to Nazi's and no one cares.

Surf Nazis Must Die!

Oh no! Nazis in Space Part 2!

uh ... hitler?

Hitler, inefficient, megalomaniac, poorly structured government, obsessive, liked butt kissers. If he had changed a few things he could have ruled the world. Thank God he was incompetent once things got rough.

hitler - evil

uh... wrong thread?

noo you said he was evil and i was gonna put defanintion of hitler but i forgot how to spell "defanintion" so i put that

Lower Back Pain >.>

painful

A national agony and humiliation from the outcome of the Great War. A vacuum of power filled by a disturbed man named Hitler.

Hitler with a vacuum

Ron White drunk at the track with a cigar and a handful of losing bet tickets

a dude with a cigar

fine expensive burbon

Looking back at the other stuff:

Vacwm... Continwm... get it?

no

*burbon post* a box of cigars

Arnold smoking a fat cigar while he vetos another referendum in CA

cigarettes