I've been trying to delete a post....how do I go about doing it?
I've looked, and I've failed to notice any way to do it.

Members, for whatever can't delete their posts. Just tell me where it is, and I'll do it for you.

You PM a mod and ask politely, linking to the post and providing the reason you wish to delete it. If the mod decides it is a valid reason, then they will see to it for you.

Or at least, that's the best way I can think to do it.

Oh, nevermind. Ferret is on the ball, as usual.

Or you could edit it into something completely different. Next best solution?

We prefer not to delete posts unless:

1) you can supply a valid reason
2) It's a work of your writing you posted (story, poem, etc)