Never. I only want to eat the crabs. Not hte other way around!

I would never poke my boss in the arm.

Just for comedy value, I'd be tempted to.




I would never poke a stranger in the eye.

Only if provoked haha


I would never rob a bank.

I'd end up putting myself into a panic attack before I could even get to the bank.

I would never say a racist comment.

Neither would I.

I would never kick a dog.

If it was trying to eat me.




I would never poke a bear with a stick.

Not if I valued that arm.


I would never cheat someone out of money.

Nope.




I would never have an office job.

I have one but it is a very relaxed atmosphere, otherwise I wouldn't be here.


I would never purposely make someone cry.

false. There are some people in the world that need to be brought down a notch or two. But never would to a friend or family.
I would never eat food off the floor

Neither would i.

I would never spit in someones food.

I don't think I would either.




I would never take part in a book burning.

neither would i, i love books

i would never go to jail

For a good cause, I would.




I would never grow anthrax under my bed.

ummm no I will pass on that one thanks

I would never leave Banzai unattended near my washing! (he already stole my socks )

What! I have no socks at all! I am sockless!




I would never go back in time and lead the charge of the Light Brigade.

Neither would I.

I would never be mean to my kitty cats!

Nor would I.

I would never buy an SUV

I might, if I really, really liked it.

I will not miss out on buying the 7th Harry Potter book at midnight.

I will, but not by more than a day or so.

I would never use truth as a bludgeon

Me neither.




I would never use violence over words.

I would if it were clear that violenc would save lives, and words would cost them.

I would never use violence capriciously.

Certainly not.




I would never fight for a cause I didn't believe in.

Same, it wouldn't be worth it

I would never drink soapy water.

Depends how thirsty I was.




I would never get drunk and go on a killing spree.

I wouldn't either, I'm a nice drunk D=

I would never let anyone use me.

Meh :p




I would never die.

I would.

I would never let myself actively bully someone.

Neither would I.




I would never shoot myself for a joke.

Ouch, neither would I.

I would never put hot oil in someones drink.

I've never really considered it...




I would never slip rohypnol into someone's drink.

Neither would I. (My sister has done it to me many times. It lets me know my gag reflex works well)

I would never try out for a play again.

I might.

I would never kill someone unless I had no other choice.

If they pissed me off enough.... :p




I would never set myself up as God.

Nope D=

I would never eat on the left side of my mouth before getting my root canal done.( AKA, I would never eat on a very sore tooth that can barely handle being brushed.)

I wouldn't either...




I would never stand by and let someone else take over the world.

(It's mine, damnit!)

hey if you don't share your gonna have to leave. the world only has good sharers. there is not enuff room for you. get out.

me n either

i would never betray my bestfriend to get a date

Neither would I.

I would never belittle myself.

I would, and do.




I would never get drunk and eat parts of a tree.

Who knows what I do when I'm drunk sometimes x) I might.

I would never purposefully insult somebody that didn't deserve it.

I would never vote for someone on this website

For what? D= I would on the SS comp and poetry contest thing.

I would never miss out on my first chance to vote.

Me neither. I think not voting is stupid.




I would never be intimidated into voting for someone who I didn't support.

Neither would I.

I would never again eat something so hot I couldn't take it.

I have done, and probably will do sometime in the future.




I would never leave someone to die.

Only if they asked me to because we are being chased by a chainsaw wielding maniac.


I would never eat an endangered species.

nope

I would never stick my finger in a power socket!!! :S

Erm, been there done that =P Suppose I would.

I would never let a kid stick his hand in a power sochet! (Yay for being a good babysitter today =P)

Me either.


I would never rob a bank.

Neither would I, I'd be in a panic attack before it even happened.

I would never miss out on getting the 7th Harry Potter book at midnight.

I'll miss it, I have to work in the morning so I'm not going to stay up to read it.


True or False? You believe in Karma.

False.




True or false- you believe there is good in all people?

Yes, but it depends on how long you're willing to stick around to find it.


Same.

True - You just have to dig very deep on some.

True or False - You use your scanner a lot.

Don't own one.


True or False? You hate waking up.

That's the best time :p I hate sleeping, takes up too much time.

True or False - You've gone about a week w/o sleep.

true, many a time

same q

True, though I wouldn't do it during school.

True or False - You suffer from sleep deprivation.

true lol



true or false, kids r fun but r a hasle

True that's why I like having nephews, so I can give them back.


True or False? You'd rather be somewhere else right now.

True.



Same question.

False - I'm quite content right now... and I need to go look at movie times so my mum can pick up the tickets x)

I would never leave kids alone longer then a few minutes.

Neither would I a lot of things can happen in a 10 minute span.


I would never do ballet.

I'm too shy.

I would never let a child be alone with my kitten :p

I don't have a kitten.




I would never train a pet to attack children.

ROFL neither would I


I would never try to convince someone their beliefs are wrong.

Neither would I, though I have many friends that like to try that on me.

I would never eat anything that was/is molded.

I like bleu cheese so I would.


True or False? Ancient civilization was a lot less stressful than modern society.

Judging from Rome, not really. It all seems to be sex and violence.



True or false- Big brother is watching you?

true, too true...
I would never answer an 'I would never question' thread with a true or false question

I think I may have once, so I don't know x)

I would never go into the woods w/o my slingshot and compass.

I'd go without a slingshot. I'd take a shotgun instead. All sorts of scary rapists lurking there.



I would never choose the easy way out over the right thing to do.

Same. I've gotten myself into trouble a few times over that. Telling the truth gets you no respect when drug dealers are the culprits.

I could never hate someone for long. ( I really can't. It's odd, i end up forgetting I was mad in the first place.)

Me neither. It's very annoying.




I would never cut off my own lips.

Ew, never :p

I would never kick any man in their family jewels. (That's about the meanest thing you could do =p)

I would, but only in dire need. Anything goes when my life, or that of my loved ones, is imperiled.

I would never use drugs to subvert someone's will

Neither would I.

I wouldn't neglect my cat.

I would not neglect any animal.

I would never run a marathon

I might D=

I would never disrespect an elder, unless I was out out my mind.

I might, depending on who the elder was.




I would never eat sprouts.

I have :p I don't hate them. Brussel Sprouts = <333

I would never keep a diary.

I might. I think the diaries of the future Grand Emperor of the World would be quite valuable one day.




I would never self-harm.

Self harm, in my opinion is better then the harming of others. Other then that I won't comment more on that.

I would make trouble while flying.

Nope.




I would never glue my hand to my face.

erm no me neither!

I would never survive without chocolate!!!

Me either. Nor would whoever was preventing me from getting my daily vitamin Ch!

I would never waste good chocolate

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

I would never be seen in public wearing hot pink!

Awww! I probably would, particularly a big loose Hawaian shirt, along with denim cutoffs and beach sandals.

I would never be caught dead with pink hair though

heck no!!!!!!!

I would never survive without coffee!!!! tee hee

I would. I get into phases where I won't drink it for a week or two.

I would never become drug-dependent

No I definately would not....

I would never tie my own shoelaces together to make myself fallover....

Chuckle - neither would I

I would never wear stiletto heels

Neither would I.




I would never wear a kilt.

Hm, I'd love to wear one :p You should see those models in Kilts, doesn't look that bad!

I would never shave all my hair off.

Probably not.




I would never drink fountain pen ink.

nope never would.
I would never shave my face lol

I proabably should...




I would never ampuate my own nose.

false. If I had to amputate my nose to get out of a life threatening situation then i would. I wouldnt do it for laughs though.

I would never eat old food

Only if it was in the fridge or preserved.

I would never eat yarn.

Me neither.




I would never eat peanut butter.

Oh I would. I also use it in cooking.

I would never eat a spoonfull of lard

That made me want to gag, just a little bit there. Neither would I.

I would never show up at someones home uninvited.

Neither would I, unless it were deliberately to catch them at some wrongdoing.

Same Q

Depends on the person. If I was close enough to them I might.




I would never write for money over pleasure.

Neither would I.

I would never, ever, ever write with a dull pencil, unless I had no choice.

Neither would I - don't even really like pencils, prefer pen.

I would never paint a house black

I would, just not my own :p




I would never torch my own house to collect the insurance money.

Nor would I

I would never commit arson.

Probably not.




I would never frame someone else for murder.

Neither would I.

I would never disobey my mother when she is in a terrible mood.

I would, just to wind her up.




I would never walk through a minefield.

Only if I wanted to commit suicide

I would never walk up to a dinosaur.

I would never NOT walk up to a dinosaur. After the shock of it actually existing... again

I would never talk to george bush

I would.

I would never walk on a cloud.

I would, if it were possible. I have walked among clouds, on a foggy day.

I would never try to counterfeit money

Neither would I.

I would never make my family take care of me if I went mentally insane.

I wouldn't have a choice. Decisions are made for you in those circumstances.

I would never feign helplessness to be taken care of by others.

Ew, never.

I would never let my kids control me.

I would, but not for long or for anything serious.

I would never ever ever get personally involved with my ex again

No way. That way is clearly hell (being paved with good intentions, and wreathed in flames, and such).



I would never get drunk in the presence of my ex.

Naw, he'd use it against me.

I will never trust my ex again, nor will I try and befriend him again.

True (ignoring gender)

I would never eat chitterlings again!

I don't know what they are...





I would never eat anything from a kebab shop.

Oh I would, provided it were a clean establishment

I would never go on an "all live" diet

That doesn't sound very nice...




I would never shoot at people from a bell tower.

Nor would I.

I will never stand there and take insults again.

It depends. Sometimes disgression is the better part of valour.



I would never own a cat.

Me either, I like an animal that responds to me.


I would never kick someone when they're down

I would, if I had dropped the person myself in the first place. If I had done so, then it was because I was defending myself or someone I love from a serious threat, and I would neutralize that threat before resting. Down does not mean harmless!

I would never strike someone solely out of anger.

Hrm. Guilty as charge, did that to my dad.

I would never become a politician.

Hell no!

I would never sell my principles for popularity.

Isn't that politics lol


I would never give in to something I didn't believe in.

Neither would I, though I would try and understand. If that makes sense =P

I would never hate someone for their beliefs or skin color.

I might for a greater good - it's called compromise.

I would never eat coffee grounds

I have by a dare and it wasn't as bad as it looks, but I wouldn't do it on a normal basis.

I wouldn't chicken out on a dare unless it was life threatening.

Neither would I, they taste awful.


I would never put mayo on a meatball sub.

Even suggesting is a culinary crime!

I would never eat a whipped cream and bologna sandwich (my ex used to though! blarggh)

Ewww, I might try it.

I wouldn't eat anything that touched the floor.

Depends on the floor, the food item, and how many seconds of contact.

I would never eat oatmeal that had touched the floor

no I never would do that either.

I would never poke a dead animal with a stick

Hrm. I'm guilty as charge... I CAN'T HELP MY CURIOSITY!

I would never wake someone up rudely.

It depends if they're late with the rent money lol or if the house was on fire.



I would never push someone from a cliff.

Neither would I, that's just plain rude :p

I would never eat porkchops again.

false I would eat pork chops again because they are yummy.
I would never break someones bone(s) on purpose

Neither would I D=

I would never break into someones house.

I would, if I had a good enough reason (reason to believe the occupant was in imminent danger, etc)

I would never throw a bottle at a police officer

If I wanted to go to jail to hide from gangsters.

I would never set myself on fire.

Done that (not deliberately though)

I would never deliberately set fire to an animal.

Never, ever ever! (My sister has set herself on fire too =P Luckily I had a glass of ice water in my hand.)

I would never play with fire.

Oh hell yeah!

I'm a firestarter!
Twisted firestarter!


I would never quote Prodigy again...

Rofl x) Not sure who they are

I would never walk around the city at night.

I would, if I was armed with a shotgun, two pistols, plenty of ammunition, a sword, a knife and a flak jacket :) Not a problem.




I would never get up at midnight to buy a Harry Potter book.

Just did :p

I would never eat fried worms.

I would consider it.




I would never perform open heart surgery on myself.

me neither

i would never lie on a child(my baby cousin)just so i can live

Neither would I.

I would never miss my first day of school.

neither would i

i would never eat rotten food

Guilty. Though it was an accident... Don't ask.

I would never.... apple.

idk about me lol

i would never cheat for my grade on a test

TRUE! Duh-uh ;)

I would never want to eat a machine.

Nope. It would hurt comign out.

I would never maim a customer if there are witnesses

Oh I would, some customers can be real assholes. Like my step-dad :D


I would never open my own business.....

Unless I had heaps of money and could get away with being mean to customers that deserve it.

I would never Eat an old burger

lol at that one DOZ

I wouldn't either! yucky

I would never jump out of a plane without a parachute!

Nor would I. Not plqanning on jumping out of any perfectly good planes even WITH a 'chute.

I would never lick a glowing rangetop.

Not sure.

I would never lick a cane toad

neither would i

i would never lick a oil spot from under a car

Duh-uh...

I would never deliberately drink human blood.

i probably would

i would never eat after a dog

Course I wouldn't.

I would never drink vodka.

i already have

i would never jump off a building

False. I might.

I would never lick mud (in consciousness)

nor likely would i

i would never jump out of a car on a highway

False. I might.

I would never commit suicide.

true, i have mon amour to live for

Ummm....the never part was missed out...

I would never drink from a sewer.

neither would i, and oops for missing a never part lol

i would never drink from a toilet

True.

I would never kill anyone.

only if it were to protect someone then yea

i would never try to fly

False. It's fun to try.

I would never kick a donkey.

lol neither would i, it would kik bak

i would never sleep underwater

i would never tell anyone what i am exactly doing and why. because the demons in my eyes won't stop trying to chat with me.

not sur about that one

i would never cheat

Depends...I mean, I wouldn't, but...

I would never curse in front of my husband.

neither would i, cuz i wouldnt have a husband lol :)

i would never hate anyone other thanmy father and stepmother

Oh, there are a few people who I hate :)




I would never jump off Henley bridge.

I WOULD...BUNGEE JUMP THAT IS :D

i would never slit my wrists again

Can't say I have yet, so even if I did in the future, it wouldn't be again.




I would never fight for a cause I didn't believe in.

neither would i

i would never fight unless i had to

Naturally.





I would never shoot a man in Reno, just to see him die.

neither would i

i wold never mix chocolate and pizza, ewwwwwwww

I might. I like odd combinations. Chocolate and cheese is good. Cheese and back treacle, not so.



I would never shy from a challenge.

neither would i

i would never sleep like a bat

What upside down? I don't think I could :confused:




I would never call myself a Manchester United fan.

I don't watch soccer or rugby or cricket or whatever that club is.

I would never, EVER, EVER call myself a Raiders fan

hey, i am a raiders fan!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrr >:(

i would never call myself a niners fan

I don't know what that is, so no.




I would never call myself a member of the BNP.

I don't even know who they are so yeah, false.

I would never lie to my lawyer.

lol no point they lie for u anyways
lol

i would only lie to my mom for mon amour

Nopes. My mom is my mom. No guy get's far enough.

I would never cut my feet off.

neither would i

i would lie to my mom because otherwise i wouldnt b allowed a gf or anything so i have to lie, and when it is to keep mon amour and i togther i would lie without hesitation to my mom and have no guilt

i would never cut off my tongue

Probably won't cut it either.

I wouldn't lie to my mom unless she stops me from marriage, which is pretty unjustified. Having a BF and pastime is not the best thing to do on Earth and if she stops me from that, then she's pretty justified. To hell with a boyfriend. Waste of time and life.

I would never break my computer with my own hands.

neither would i

i would never break up with ma cherie even if the world would die if i didnt

Course would break up.

I would never give up on my hobbies for my love.

neither would i, but then again i dont have many other than reading lol

i would never burn down my house, no matter how good the idea sounds at the time

Sure would burn if needed.

I would never tear open a living body.

unless it was for good reason

i would never walk into a church alone

False. I probably wouldn't need to in the first place, but I sure can.

I would never burn a Bible/Quran.

i did, accidentally though, long story, but i wish i hadnt

i would never lie to ma cherie

It depends. I might.

I would never burn someone alive.

i would, only two ppl

i would never stop loving ma cherie

Might hate him (him, in my case).

I would never dissect myself.

neither would i, no need to

i would die for ma cherie in an instant if it would save her life

Depends. If it's just.

I would never eat myself.

Me neither.

I would never lie without reason.

neither would i,

i would never hurt ma cherie if i could help it

Me neither, unless hurting them was the lesser of two evils sort of thing.

I would never cheat on somebody.

neither would i, and i have no respect for those who do cheat

i would never forgive cheating

I always said i wouldn't but i did.

I would never do something i disagreed with just because i was told to.

neither would i

i would never let anything ahppen to ma cherie

Neither would i, if i could prevent it.

I would never let someone take the blame for my actions.

neither would i, i am very responsible

i would never cut, again

I'm not sure... I don't intend to but sometimes things just happen.

I would never cut for attention.

True.

I would never renounce my religion.

never had one

i would never be sadistic, unless it came to someone who hurt ma cherie

Hmmm depends how you take the meaning.

I would never take pleasure in killing a human being.

only two ppl i would, and its because of wut they have done, one of them is my father, and the other one i will not name but he also deserves to die, and i would torture him to death nice and slow...

i would never kill JUST for pleasure

Me neither. I wouldn't take pleasure in killing people who've hurt me like that, i'd just take pleasure in the torture. There'd be no death.

Loopholes to everything.

I would never let revenge totally consume me.

I may have done....




I would never let anything hurt the people I care about if there was anything at all I could do to stop it.

Me neither....


I may have done....


oooohhh i wanna hear about this one.


I would never mistreat an animal.

Me neither.

And I basically got a little too annoyed when someone hurt one of my friends. I went a wee bit psychotic :redface:


I would never swim in the Thames.

idk if i would or not

i would never pass off the opportunity to sneak over to ma cherie's house

I definitely wouldnt. If only it were that simple.

I would never judge somebody by their nationality.

neithre would i, its wuts on the inside not the outside

i would never let the phone go to voice mail if i knew it was ma cherie calling

And I basically got a little too annoyed when someone hurt one of my friends. I went a wee bit psychotic :redface:


I would never swim in the Thames.

I expect a full explanation by email/PM by the time i get home from work lol

Lol. Sure thing hun. I'll give you a ring.



And no, I would let it go to voicemail.



I woud never miss an opportunity to chat to the person I love.

neither would i, because i cant see her much anyways

i would never stop being a hopeless romantic

Nah. Never was one.

I would never delay proposing my beloved.

neither would i

i would never hesitate to sneak over to ma cherie's house to c her no matter how sick i am

If I could, hell yeah.




I would never put myself before others.

True.

I was never climb a burning tree.

That sounds dumb. So of course, I can't rule out ever doing it, this being me :p




I would never steal a trolley from Sainsburys.

as soon as i find that town the first thing i wil do is steal that trooley and drive it straight to little red ridings hoods hood:eek:




i would never stick up a cat

i dont think i would either

i would never die and stay dead, i would fight death with all my might to stay with ma cherie even longer :)

Not for the cherie thing, but yeah, I'd fight for many other things in my life.

I would never cast a black magic spell.

Erm...yeah, I'm gonna go with probably not.




I would never sleep for a whole twenty four hours.

Me neither.

I would never take advantage of somebody that was drunk.

Depends...

I would never make fun of marriage.