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Car'Mel
05-27-2007, 08:00 PM
u have 2 post something that you would never do and if someone has did it then they have 2 type in 1 but if they would then they had 2 type in 2

i.e. i would never sleep with my sister's boyfriend
then the next person would type 1 if they did then they have 2 type in 1 but if they would they have 2 type in 2 or if they havent then jus say it and say something you would never do...i'm going to start

I would never mess with one of my fr'nd'z az more than a fr'nd

Heather Louise
05-28-2007, 01:50 PM
ok, your game makes little sense. type properly, especially on a writing forum, as in using proper words insted of numbers and abbreviations. now, re-type you instructions in clear English, so that people can understand and perhaps play.
thanks,
Heather

Car'Mel
05-29-2007, 05:37 PM
You have to post something that you would never do and if that next person has did it they must say they did but if they haven't then they must say that they will do it if they would but if they did it and will do it again then they must say so...do you guys get it now?

Torana
05-29-2007, 08:16 PM
Haven't done it never will

I would never deliberately run someone over with my car....

(is that right?)

Car'Mel
05-29-2007, 08:19 PM
Haven't done it never will

I would never deliberately run someone over with my car....

(is that right?)
yea something like that and now since you post'd something then I'm gon start it up

Car'Mel
05-29-2007, 08:22 PM
I never ran someone over with my car deliberately but i will if i have to

I would never get so drunk i won't remember what I did

Torana
05-29-2007, 08:24 PM
have done that and will most probably do it again ^ ^

I would never jump of a cliff into the ocean....

Cogito
05-29-2007, 08:53 PM
I have never done that but might under drastic circumstances.

I would never sacrifice a friend for money

Banzai
05-30-2007, 02:49 AM
I have never done that, though might do it to alleviate boredom, rather than for money :p



I have never been forcibly evicted from a shop.

Torana
05-30-2007, 03:22 AM
hee heee I have lol was a bit drunk and celebrating my 18th hahaha oops!

I would never jump out the side of a train while it is in motion....

Banzai
05-30-2007, 03:26 AM
I have never done that, nor do I plan to.



I would never become a vegetarian...

(and welcome back Torana :p You just couldn't stay away, huh?)

Torana
05-30-2007, 03:30 AM
I have but not anymore

I would never jump into a volcano

(no havne't left yet and have some time to relax before prganising stuff so thought I'd pop in and annoy you again lol)

Banzai
05-30-2007, 03:31 AM
Unsurprisingly, I have never jumped into a volcano.



I would (probably) never do a parachute jump.

Torana
05-30-2007, 03:33 AM
I would and I am going to

I would never sleep on a bed of nails

Banzai
05-30-2007, 03:38 AM
(Oooh, very brave Torana)

I have never slept on a bed of nails. Seems like it might be a tad uncomforable.



I would never punch someone in anger (punching is so ineffectual)

Torana
05-30-2007, 03:40 AM
I have but it was also self defense

I would never become a stunt motorbike rider

Banzai
05-30-2007, 03:45 AM
I haven't, but I might.


I would never take hard drugs

TVDinner
05-30-2007, 05:41 AM
I have never taken hard drugs and never will.

I would never cheat on my wife/partners/spouse.

Banzai
05-30-2007, 07:06 AM
Nope, nor will I.



I would never become a suicide bomber.

TVDinner
05-30-2007, 08:29 AM
NO WAY for me on that. cowards

I would never steal clothing in a dressing room

Banzai
05-30-2007, 08:49 AM
Nope.



I would never write in my own blood

TVDinner
05-30-2007, 08:54 AM
i actually have done that when I was younger, if you consider pricking your finger and writing with a friend in a private (not sinister) club house. saw it on a horror movie and we tried it once. freaked ourselves our pretty badly and my finger hurt, lol

I would never hit my child.

Banzai
05-30-2007, 09:11 AM
Nor would I.



I would never abandon a friend in need.

TVDinner
05-30-2007, 09:15 AM
never??? you have never done that. think hard because we probably all have at one time or another. i had a friend need to use my car, but I had to go to an event that I was sponsoring. What he needed it for was way more important, but I had a schedule and had to get there to greet my guests. In hind site I could have probably let him use the car and gotten another ride with a little effort, but this would be "letting a friend down in need", right?

I would never "huff" on paint cans to get high.

Cogito
05-30-2007, 11:22 AM
I would never huff either. Ever.

I would never steal from a charity collection.

TVDinner
05-30-2007, 11:24 AM
oh god no. that is about as low as some one can go stealing from a charity collection.

I would never drive my car and have someone hang out the window with a baseball bat - swinging and knocking down everyone's mailboxes by playing mailbox baseball

Cogito
05-30-2007, 11:40 AM
Neither would I, but I have hung out from the back of a box truck, holding on with one hand and one foot, passing beers to passing cars.

I would never slash anyone's tires.

TVDinner
05-30-2007, 11:56 AM
neither would I. I hate that and keying people's cars. Just sad

I would never hit my dog with a rolled up magazine

Night Haunter
05-30-2007, 11:59 AM
neither would i id shoot the crettin

i would never pee in the coffee jar

TVDinner
05-30-2007, 12:08 PM
lol. I would just pee in the woods, or on the ground, or on myself, haha Why waste a perfectly good jar.

I would never make prank phone calls

Banzai
05-30-2007, 01:33 PM
Of course I wouldn't, that would just be immature :p




I would never eat a person.

TVDinner
05-30-2007, 01:36 PM
I would never eat a person.
even if you were stranded with no food and the other person died on his own and you needed food to survive. i think i would do whatever it took, and that might also mean eating a person TO LIVE...

I would never eat the meat of an endangered animal

Cogito
05-30-2007, 04:56 PM
I would eat the meat of an endangered animal before I would eat the meat of a fellow human.

I would never eat the meat of a sentient being.

Banzai
05-31-2007, 02:09 AM
Meh, I don't know.



I would never join the army.

TVDinner
05-31-2007, 05:23 AM
nope - to old at this point.

I would never waste time in chat rooms online and flirt with others when I am in a relationship

Banzai
05-31-2007, 05:50 AM
Nope :p




I would never drink drive.

TVDinner
05-31-2007, 06:07 AM
me either

I would never leave the scene of an accident that I was invovled in

Cogito
05-31-2007, 07:25 AM
I have - sort of. Many years ago, I was bicycling to a Halloween party, made up as an accident victim with fake blood, and the cast from my recently-healed broken nose. I heard a crash in the intersection I had just left, and turned back to ask if everyone was ok.
One of the drivers said, "Never mind me, what about you?"
I explained my appearance, but when I saw an angry look growing in his face, I climbed back on my bike and high-tailed it out of there.

I would never harm a dog unless it were actually attacking me.

TVDinner
05-31-2007, 08:44 AM
same for me. If it attacked me though, I would beat it hard and protect myself

I would never knit my own clothing

Heather Louise
05-31-2007, 08:47 AM
i have done that with my nana but i never wore it. :)

i would never slap my mam/dad.

Baywriter
05-31-2007, 10:24 AM
Oh, too late for that on my end.

I would never shoot myself.

Banzai
05-31-2007, 10:36 AM
Nope, that would be daft.



I would never torture someone.

Doc
05-31-2007, 10:42 AM
You've just never had the proper motivation is all. Torture has it's merits.

I would never eat a torture victim while driving drunk and chatting online.

Baywriter
05-31-2007, 10:47 AM
Hmm... I'm not sure I could do that.

I would never mix up "your" and "you're" while sober. That is a sin!

Doc
05-31-2007, 10:52 AM
Your kidding right! You're mother would be proud!

I would never drink from the same cup as my dog.

Baywriter
05-31-2007, 10:56 AM
Of course I haven't done that! Right... Never in my life... Nope...

I would never stalk someone just because they thought I was a stalker...again...

Doc
05-31-2007, 11:01 AM
Since when is hanging out in front of someone's house for a week considered stalking. I had to ask the judge that. She knew she wanted me. She just wouldn't say it.
Anyway, I'm better now.

True or False: You really don't want to work a job that's why you write?

Baywriter
05-31-2007, 11:06 AM
False. I write because I love it.

True or False: You have a secret stash of candy in your room?

Edit: What game are we playing? xD

Doc
05-31-2007, 11:08 AM
Not anymore. How did yo know it was there?

True or False: You plan on finishing a manuscript within the next 90 days?

Doc
05-31-2007, 11:10 AM
I thought you knew. I'm drunk it's not my fault.

TVDinner
05-31-2007, 11:17 AM
Not anymore. How did yo know it was there?

True or False: You plan on finishing a manuscript within the next 90 days?

no I am not

I would never put my parents in a home

(this is the "I would never" game!1)

Doc
05-31-2007, 11:23 AM
I would. The cheapest one I could find.

I would never dance at a funeral.

Car'Mel
05-31-2007, 11:28 AM
i wouldnt dance at a funeral either

i would never sell my parents out to save my life

"by the way this is the "I would never game" if you want to play true or false start that up in a new thread not this 1...thanks"

TVDinner
05-31-2007, 11:31 AM
I have. But there was a party after the funeral because the person who died wanted that. It was strange to be honest

I would never a top hat and tales during my normal business day

Doc
05-31-2007, 11:32 AM
See what happens when you type drunk. LOL. I got lost between threads.

I would never leave my kids.

Banzai
05-31-2007, 02:34 PM
I don't even have kids.



I would never play word games whilst drunk.
(I probably wouldn't be able to :p)

Panther
05-31-2007, 06:04 PM
neither would i and still be down the boozer.

I would never run naked through town centre on a busy sunny day

Cogito
05-31-2007, 06:14 PM
Done that. Never again though.

I would never tease a venomous snake.

Panther
05-31-2007, 06:17 PM
done that again never again. lol

I would climb the tallest mountain butt naked with a bunch of roses up my arse for my girl friend.

Car'Mel
05-31-2007, 06:24 PM
i wouldn't I'd jus go 2 the door and deliver them myself

I would never sell out someone in my family to save myself

Panther
06-01-2007, 03:36 AM
I would if it meant saving the girl i live with.

I would never stand by and watch someone kill another person in the street

Raven
06-01-2007, 09:31 AM
Niether would I.

I would never eat sausages with custurd

Banzai
06-01-2007, 11:09 AM
I might. I like eating unusual combinations of foods.



I would never sell my soul.

Raven
06-01-2007, 11:59 AM
I would for immortallity

I would never support Vegan rights

Banzai
06-01-2007, 01:12 PM
Ha. Me neither. Vegans are crazy.



I would never become a vegan.

Cogito
06-01-2007, 03:52 PM
I stuck to a vegetarian (not fully vegan) for most of a year, until the day I could not pass the submarine sandwich shop oine more time!

I would never become a lawyer

Banzai
06-01-2007, 04:58 PM
That's actually my ambition :p




I would never become a neurosurgeon.

Car'Mel
06-01-2007, 06:31 PM
ewwww nope I can't stand the site of blood and peoples insides

I would never become a snitch

Banzai
06-02-2007, 10:50 AM
Depends on circumstance.



I would never work in a morgue.

SeaBreeze
06-02-2007, 10:55 AM
Neither would I- too many zombie movies and too much Most Haunted and varios other ghost shows.

I would never be able to deny another human being compassion.

Banzai
06-02-2007, 11:00 AM
All depends. I can quite imagine myself walking away and letting Hitler die, for example.




I would never steal money.

Car'Mel
06-02-2007, 12:07 PM
it all depends on my lifestyle

i would never sit there and watch a woman beat on her little child for no apparent reason

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 12:44 PM
no way. I would have to say or do something if she was really beating the kid.

I would never leave my dog in the car with the windows closed

Cogito
06-02-2007, 01:26 PM
I would never leave any animal or child in a car with the windows in hot weather. I would ca;; in the authorities, and if it looked like an emergency, I would break in.

I would never eat chitterlings again.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 01:28 PM
me either. Tried them once and was not for me.

I would never eat collard greens again

Cogito
06-02-2007, 01:41 PM
Oh I would, especially with vinegar and salt

I would never let my kids ride with me without their seatbelts fastened.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 01:42 PM
me either. I am obsessive about it now. It is amazing how HAVING children changes everything that came before them.

I would never concrete over my back yard and would try and try, no matter how unsuccessfully to grow grass.

Cogito
06-02-2007, 01:52 PM
I hope you don't mean C. sativa!

I would never have anything more to do with C. sativa or any illicit drug.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 01:54 PM
lol - I meant real golf course deep green turf like grass! I would not have anything to do with illicit drugs either.

I would never wear a wig

Raven
06-02-2007, 01:56 PM
LOL Nor I

I would never look at sheep romantically.

Cogito
06-02-2007, 02:14 PM
But ewe would. However, I would not either.

I would never pass up a chance to take an interstellar jpurney.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 02:18 PM
me either. I wish i had the ten million to go up in the Russian ships now like those other rich people have been.

I would never eat an entire tub of Pringles in one sitting...http://www.dormgear.net/images/pringles-stash-safe.gif

Cogito
06-02-2007, 02:44 PM
Blechh.

I would never eat a single Pringle.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 02:59 PM
I eat MANY MANY Pringles

I would never watch the movie Titanic more then one time.

Cogito
06-02-2007, 05:10 PM
Done that, albeit painfully.

I would never watch Stephen King's "Maximum Overdrive" for more than 10 minutes

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 05:13 PM
haha - I actually saw that a few times. Emilio Estevez and the AC/DC song who made who

I would never watch It again because Pennywise really scares me still until this day...

Cogito
06-02-2007, 05:16 PM
I enjoyed "It." I consider it one of King's better works.

I would never watch reruns of the 1960's Batman series.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 05:18 PM
I agree 100%. That show is a joke and way to much is made of it.

I would never make the same comment about the original Star Trek Tv Series

Cogito
06-02-2007, 05:48 PM
Tough one. The original Trek has much to commend it, but the acting is comical and some of the plots are ridiculous. I won't even go into the science.

I would never refer to Star Trek: The Next Generation as a joke.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 05:54 PM
me either, a lot more thinking went into that then the ones before it.

i would never say that any past science fiction tv shows are better then the current battlestar galactica.

Cogito
06-02-2007, 06:07 PM
The new Battlestar Galactica is excellent, but there are many others I would place on a par with it, e,g, Stargate SG-1.

I would never watch the original Battlestar Galactica again.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 06:09 PM
lol, me either

this will be a tough one for you I think...
I would NEVER watch Dr. Who. I hated it

Car'Mel
06-02-2007, 06:14 PM
I would never watch anything like that

I would never do anything extreme to let someone know that I love them.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 06:26 PM
I would. Not even propose and give them a ridiculously expensive diamond rock. I always thought that was "extreme"

I would never get a happy ending from a massage parlor.

Raven
06-02-2007, 06:44 PM
I would.

I would never look at a goats backside with romantic intentions.

TVDinner
06-02-2007, 06:56 PM
hahahahaha - that made me laugh. no way for me.

I would never eat an entire apple pie, every single piece, in one sitting.

http://www.downloadsquad.com/images/2005/11/apple%20pie.jpg

Raven
06-02-2007, 07:02 PM
We too.

I would never think romantic things about a chickens arse

Banzai
06-03-2007, 01:33 AM
Nope. Nothing romantic I can think of about that.




I would never turn bulimic.

TVDinner
06-03-2007, 04:35 AM
me either. just dont understand eating disorders

I would never purposely cut myself

Raven
06-03-2007, 07:13 AM
Nor I

And I would never think romantically about a large tabby cat.

Cogito
06-03-2007, 10:37 AM
Nor would I - not any sized cat.

I would never become a collections/recovery agent

TVDinner
06-03-2007, 04:00 PM
just about as bad as a telemarketer.

I would never eat from a garbage can

Cogito
06-03-2007, 04:58 PM
Neither would I, unless the bottom fell out of my life.

I would never again smoke any tobacco product (it has been over a quarter century since I made that decision)

TVDinner
06-03-2007, 05:01 PM
I am still smoking cigars, lol

I would never go on a trip to the middle east

Cogito
06-03-2007, 05:16 PM
Not in these times, but times do change,

I would never drink more than one drink if I had to drive afterwards

TVDinner
06-04-2007, 09:51 AM
I have to admit that I have done this, but I always give myself considerable time before driving, or I agree with you and wont have more then one

I would never purposely drink to get drunk..

Cogito
06-04-2007, 02:18 PM
I do on rare occasions. But usually I prefer not to.

I would never drink Iron City beer again in any quantity.

TVDinner
06-04-2007, 02:19 PM
hahaha - no for me either

i would never drink Jagermeister again (or at least not most of the bottle, lol

Banzai
06-05-2007, 10:03 AM
Never tried it, to my knowledge.



I would never drink absinthe again.

TVDinner
06-05-2007, 12:56 PM
I would. I would love to try it

I would never gamble my rent/mortgage payment

Banzai
06-05-2007, 01:12 PM
No, but I have played poker for souls.




I would never shy away from a challenge.

TVDinner
06-05-2007, 02:19 PM
me either

I would never give money to homeless people

Banzai
06-05-2007, 03:11 PM
I would.



I would never learn French.

Raven
06-12-2007, 04:49 AM
I would never Learn Swedish

Bick
06-12-2007, 05:31 AM
I might if I actually got the chance

I would never shoot a living being.

Raven
06-12-2007, 06:00 AM
I wish I could say the same.

I would never do harm to a dog.

Bick
06-12-2007, 06:12 AM
Does swatting count? D= If so then I have.

I will never write with a dull pencil.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 07:43 AM
I would, but inly if it were the only writing instrument available.

I would never date a dull person, no matter how beautiful.

Banzai
06-12-2007, 09:56 AM
I might. It depends how dull.




I would never wear a sombrero.

Raven
06-12-2007, 09:56 AM
Nor I

I would never feel romantic about the sheep in wales.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 10:38 AM
Nor wooled I.

I would never feel romantic toward the Whales either

Banzai
06-12-2007, 01:07 PM
Nope.




I would never feel romantic towards a window frame.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 01:18 PM
Nor would I - too paneful

I would never try to walk on a cloud

Banzai
06-12-2007, 01:22 PM
I might.




I would never set myself on fire.

Raven
06-12-2007, 01:22 PM
Nope can't say I would either.

I would never feel romantic about a lamp post.

Banzai
06-12-2007, 01:23 PM
Depends on the lamp post...





I would never take advantage of a drunk person.

Raven
06-12-2007, 01:24 PM
Nope me either.

I would never become romantic about a street light.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 01:27 PM
(But wouldn't it be the high light of your day?)

Raven
06-12-2007, 01:28 PM
lmao.

Banzai
06-12-2007, 01:33 PM
Wow, the puns just keep coming....




I would never make a joke that bad.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 01:34 PM
I would never pun like that!

Raven
06-12-2007, 01:36 PM
Nor I

I would never eat seaweed

Cogito
06-12-2007, 01:37 PM
I have. Some of it is nasty, some is tasty

I would never eat fecal matter

Raven
06-12-2007, 01:38 PM
euw.

I would never run from my attackers

Cogito
06-12-2007, 02:11 PM
Depends on how many, and how large.

I would never walk on a tightrope

TVDinner
06-12-2007, 02:19 PM
me either. that stuff is crazy - completely.

i would never dress as a clown and entertain a group of kids

Cogito
06-12-2007, 02:20 PM
Me neither.

I would never dress as Michael Jackson and terrify a bunch of kids

TVDinner
06-12-2007, 02:22 PM
the thought scares me just thinking about it,lol

i would never run a marathon

Cogito
06-12-2007, 02:24 PM
Nor would I, even though I live just a few miles from the Boston Marathon starting line.

I would never go swimming in a Florida lake

Banzai
06-12-2007, 03:00 PM
Me neither. Too far to go.




I would never go for a swim in the Thames.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 03:24 PM
I don't even want to contemplate swimming in the Thames!

I would never live in New Jersey

Banzai
06-12-2007, 03:35 PM
I might do.




I would never live in Glasgow.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 03:48 PM
I might - don't know enough to shun it

I would never torch a building

Banzai
06-12-2007, 03:49 PM
I might- if I got bored enough.




I would never stalk someone.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 03:55 PM
Me neither.

I would never own a horse

Banzai
06-12-2007, 03:57 PM
Me neither, unless the world goes to hell and its the only way to get around.



I would never commit genocide.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 04:03 PM
Nor I, but I would exterminate mosquitoes as a species

I would never commit burglary

Banzai
06-12-2007, 04:36 PM
Circumstantially dependent.




I would never self-harm.

Cogito
06-12-2007, 04:46 PM
Nor I.

I would never traffic in illegal weapons

Banzai
06-12-2007, 04:47 PM
Nope.



I would never traffic in people.

Raven
06-12-2007, 05:39 PM
Nope

I would never eat slime

Banzai
06-13-2007, 12:45 AM
Me neither.




I would never become a vegan.

Sayso
06-13-2007, 03:03 AM
Lord give me meat (it's the animals fault for being so tasty. Mini maid said last night that not me).

I would never lie.

TVDinner
06-13-2007, 05:21 AM
well I have lied before, lol

i would never take a bartenders tip money that was just lieing on the bar

Banzai
06-13-2007, 07:30 AM
Nope.




I would never betray someone relying on me.

Sayso
06-13-2007, 08:02 AM
I would never waste my time playing on the computer when I should be cooking the roast. (I've just broken two 'I would never's. I'm telling porkies).

Banzai
06-13-2007, 10:23 AM
Well I'll be honest :P Yeah, I'd do that.




I would never become a drug seeker.

TVDinner
06-13-2007, 11:35 AM
me either - just sad

I would never participate in road rage and actually get out of my car to yell at someone

Banzai
06-13-2007, 12:08 PM
Me neither.



I would never wear socks and sandals :p

wordwizard
06-13-2007, 12:13 PM
I have and may do it again one day
I would never wear dirty underwear

Banzai
06-13-2007, 12:30 PM
I would hope not to.




I would never take advantage of someone's trust.

Cogito
06-13-2007, 01:05 PM
False. Taking someone up on their trust and honoring it is taking advantage in a positive way.

True or false? You would never betray another's trust.

Banzai
06-13-2007, 01:38 PM
Erm...wrong game, mate. But true.



I would never get a piercing.

Cogito
06-13-2007, 05:18 PM
I've had them (all in the ears), but I've let them close up.

I would never eat sushi from a supermarket

TVDinner
06-13-2007, 05:27 PM
me either. I know a ton of people who have gotten sick from buying sushi that way.

I would never eat pigs feet

Cogito
06-13-2007, 05:28 PM
They're not so bad, actually.

I would never buy (rent) "romance"

Banzai
06-14-2007, 01:22 AM
No, because I'm not sure what you mean....




I would never cheat on an exam.

TVDinner
06-14-2007, 04:29 AM
I think we all have taken a quick accidental look at the exam next to us when we were young, lol, but I have never cheated in an organized and planned way.

i would never blatantly plagiarize a school paper

Torana
06-14-2007, 04:54 AM
Never have done that, it isn't worth it. If I couldn't come up with my own words for a school paper I simply never did it....

I would never put chocolate ice cream topping on pizza and then eat it...

TVDinner
06-14-2007, 04:56 AM
HAHAHAHA - we have actually done that and made a desert pizza. i am not sure if this counts but we made a complete desert pizza with choc ice cream.

along the same lines - i would never put ketchup on pizza

Torana
06-14-2007, 05:05 AM
ewwwwwww heck no, I'd never do that ewwwwwwww lol

I would never shoot myself in the foot just to find out what it feels like lol

Cogito
06-14-2007, 07:13 AM
Nor would I.

I would never set a cat on fire and try to burn down a house with it (this is from last night's news, I did not just make it up)

Torana
06-14-2007, 07:31 AM
Never would I do that

I would never torture an animal for any reason

xx._bareyoursoul
06-14-2007, 07:36 AM
Neither would I. Watching The Prestige where they killed all the birds made me cry.

I would never listen to more than one rap song in a row on the radio. I'd change the station.

Torana
06-14-2007, 07:57 AM
I'd do the same thing....

I would never listen to Aqua ever again unless I was deaf hahahahahaha

Cogito
06-14-2007, 08:01 AM
I don't know who or what aqua is, so I probably would listen once.

I will never listen to a Michael Jackson song again without cringing.

Torana
06-14-2007, 09:53 AM
I will never listen to his music again.......

I would never pass up an opportunity to play soccer in the mud..

Banzai
06-14-2007, 09:55 AM
I might.




I would never shoot myself in the leg/arm to get out of a family gathering (mainly because it wouldn't work).

Torana
06-14-2007, 10:02 AM
I would if it was going to work.....but saldy it wouldn't so no I wouldn't.

I would never eat worms...yicky

TVDinner
06-14-2007, 10:04 AM
me either - gross

I would never spit out my gum and let someone else chew it?

Cogito
06-14-2007, 10:13 AM
Depends on who else would be chawing it next.

I would never eat a bologna and whipped cream sandwich*



* (My ex's disgusting "special treat" for herself)

TVDinner
06-14-2007, 10:20 AM
yuk - me either

i would never change my own oil on my car

Torana
06-14-2007, 10:22 AM
I have it is lots of fun too getting all covered in oil ^ ^

I would never jump off a cliff into the ocean

Cogito
06-14-2007, 10:38 AM
(oh jeez - leaving THAT one alone!)

Banzai
06-14-2007, 10:45 AM
I might, it could be fun.




I would never become a teacher.

Cogito
06-14-2007, 10:46 AM
I would, and hope to someday

I would never run a daycare center

TVDinner
06-14-2007, 10:49 AM
I think I would. I love kids and playing with them

I would never have more then 3 kids

Banzai
06-14-2007, 10:51 AM
Depends on the circumstances.




True or false- you believe that you have some purpose in this life?

Cogito
06-14-2007, 10:53 AM
I might, but I'm getting a bit old to raise any more babies. I have two of my own, and am almost a dad to my girlfriend's two girls.

I would never trap animals in the wild

Banzai
06-14-2007, 10:59 AM
I would. Tasty :)




I would never amputate my own hand.

Cogito
06-14-2007, 11:01 AM
I might, if it were a choice between that and death. But it would have to be a very clear choice.

I would never commit suicide.

Banzai
06-14-2007, 11:03 AM
Me neither. Except maybe seppuku. And even that only if I get very bored.




I would never work in an office.

Cogito
06-14-2007, 11:07 AM
I have, and I do.

I would never work a farm for a living

Banzai
06-14-2007, 11:13 AM
Not for me, either.




I would never drink myself into a coma.

Sayso
06-14-2007, 11:22 AM
Can't get drunk for trying.

I would never play on here while my other half does the dishes.:D

Cogito
06-14-2007, 11:34 AM
Well, if the "other half" weren't 900 miles away...
as it is, either I do the dishes or they don't get done.

I would never leave the dishes for my other half to do if I had the opportunity to do them (she hates doing dishes!)

TVDinner
06-14-2007, 11:41 AM
my wife wont let me do the dishes or the laundry - so she does it period

I would never drop food on my floor and not pick it right up

Banzai
06-14-2007, 12:35 PM
Probably not.




I would never glue my own face to a desk.

TVDinner
06-14-2007, 12:57 PM
me either -

i would never sniff glue..

Banzai
06-14-2007, 01:03 PM
Does pritt stick count?




I would never eat glue.

Cogito
06-14-2007, 01:08 PM
Nor would I. The topic seems stuck...

I would never fish with dynamite

Banzai
06-14-2007, 01:27 PM
No.




I would never fish.

Cogito
06-14-2007, 08:59 PM
I enjoy fishing - freshwater only.

I would never base jump

Banzai
06-15-2007, 12:51 AM
Hmmm. Probably not, but then again, I might.




I would never hit someone without a reason.

A wind of whimsy
06-15-2007, 06:46 AM
I have and will do it again.

I would never cut off my foot and call myself a hero.

Banzai
06-15-2007, 06:47 AM
That just seems bizarre....




I would never call myself a hero.

Sayso
06-15-2007, 07:23 AM
Unless, of course, it's a super hero. Wonder woman saves the day again. Yippee

I would never get on a train without paying first.

Banzai
06-15-2007, 07:38 AM
Lol. I have, and probably will again.




I would never run upstairs when there was a serial killer in the house.

Sayso
06-15-2007, 07:42 AM
I would if the house was on a steep hill and the exit was upstairs.

I would never be able to live without coffee.

Banzai
06-15-2007, 08:00 AM
Me neither.




I would never drink tea.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 08:05 AM
I only drink good tea, not the Orange Pekoe bilge. My favorite is Lapsang Souchong, a smoky black tea with a complex aroma.

I would never put milk, lemon, or sugar in tea.

Sayso
06-15-2007, 08:10 AM
I wouldn't either, I'm intollerant to two of those and the sugar would ruin the flavour.

I would never be able to live without doughnuts.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 08:16 AM
I could. Donuts hit my stomach with an audible "Thud"

I would never be able to give up hot peppers

Banzai
06-15-2007, 08:23 AM
I'm not wild about spicy foods.




I would never be able to give up chinese food.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 09:39 AM
I could, but I'd prefer not to!

I would never eat long pork

Banzai
06-15-2007, 09:42 AM
As I've already said, I'd try it if I had the opportunity.




I would never sell my own organs.

Kit
06-15-2007, 11:11 AM
Me neither...

I would never cheat on a serious exam

Banzai
06-15-2007, 11:27 AM
Probably not.




I would never go on Big Brother.

Kit
06-15-2007, 11:35 AM
Me neither.

I would never eat human faeces

RustyHicks
06-15-2007, 11:47 AM
If you're Hannibal Lector you would:p


I would never streak down the street:eek:

Cogito
06-15-2007, 11:51 AM
Done that, long ago.

I would never eat feces, human or otherwise

Banzai
06-15-2007, 12:00 PM
No way.




I would never take heroin.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 12:04 PM
Neither would I

I would never slice my own Fugu

Banzai
06-15-2007, 12:09 PM
Heh. Reminds me of a Simpsons episode. And neither would I



I would never eat any of my own cooking.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 12:11 PM
I do so very frequently. Hasn't killed me yet!

I would never feed chocolate to a dog or cat.

Banzai
06-15-2007, 12:21 PM
I dunno. It could be fun.




I would never feed bicarbinate of soda to birds.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 12:22 PM
Nor would I.

I would never feed honey water to hummingbirds

Banzai
06-15-2007, 12:24 PM
What does that do?




I would never feed myself to piranhas.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 12:28 PM
(honey usually contains small quantities of botulism toxin, which can be fatal to hummingbirds. It's not recommended to feed honey to babies either, for the same reason)

Nor would I.

I would never dive near lobster traps

Banzai
06-15-2007, 12:30 PM
Nope.

(Wow, honey has botox in?)



I would never mug someone.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 12:37 PM
Nor would I.

I would never drink an abandoned drink at a bar

Banzai
06-15-2007, 12:48 PM
God no!




I would never live in the jungle.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 12:57 PM
Nor I.

I would never eat bear meat again.

Banzai
06-15-2007, 12:59 PM
Never eaten it.



I would never go on a blind date.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 01:14 PM
Done that, never again.

I would never date within my gender

Banzai
06-15-2007, 01:23 PM
Nope. Don't swing that way.




I would never hit on a drunk person. (Well, not counting in a joking way)

Cogito
06-15-2007, 01:47 PM
Nor would I - no fun to be found there, only desperation

I would never get a botox injection

Banzai
06-15-2007, 02:08 PM
Me neither. Not knowing what that stuff is.




I would never eat quorn.

Cogito
06-15-2007, 02:33 PM
Never heard of it.

I would never eat yeast sludge

Banzai
06-15-2007, 02:45 PM
I'm not sure what that is, but I'm going to say no...




I would never shave my head.

Sayso
06-16-2007, 04:32 AM
Neither would I. (Quorn is a meat substitute made out of mushrooms and we eat quite a lot. It's low in fat and is good for you.)

I would never drive and talk on the phone at the same time except when hands free and to advise person I was pulling over.

Banzai
06-16-2007, 04:39 AM
Me neither. Muti-tasking isn't my thing.




I would never buy a fake ID.

Sayso
06-16-2007, 04:49 AM
I don't need to.

I would never scratch my rear in public.

Banzai
06-16-2007, 04:51 AM
Lol. Not consciously.




I would never annex the Sudetenland :p

Raven
06-17-2007, 08:59 AM
Nope


I would never run towards a randy bear.

Banzai
06-17-2007, 09:07 AM
Nope.




I would never spike someone's drink with rohypnol.

Raven
06-17-2007, 09:10 AM
Naaa.

Would never run towards a randy Monkey.

Banzai
06-17-2007, 09:12 AM
Nope.




I would never run towards a randy sheep.

Raven
06-17-2007, 09:26 AM
LOL Nope can't say I would either.

I would never follow you after those Randy sheep.

Banzai
06-17-2007, 10:34 AM
No, because I wouldn't go after the randy sheep in the first place.



I would never share in your bizarre practices of bestiality :p